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lilithsama
September 12th, 2011, 05:16 PM
and by made I mean made with my penis

because yeah, I actually made a whole thread just to do this =_=

.............................................this is so gonna get locked

HitokiriNanaya
September 12th, 2011, 05:18 PM
Needs more P0n0s!

Neir
September 12th, 2011, 05:18 PM
I have one of those.

HitokiriNanaya
September 12th, 2011, 05:19 PM
Do we have to post pic's?

I know I'll get laughed at =3=

Sei
September 12th, 2011, 05:20 PM
First the girl report, now this.

My trolling has just been made easier!

lilithsama
September 12th, 2011, 05:22 PM
NO PICS

and by trolling you mean trolling with your penis

and the girl thread has actual use damnit!

Sei
September 12th, 2011, 05:23 PM
First order of business. Boxers or boxer-briefs? I prefer boxer-briefs myself.

HitokiriNanaya
September 12th, 2011, 05:24 PM
Boxers just let it all hang down

lilithsama
September 12th, 2011, 05:25 PM
and by prefer you mean prefer with your penis

i think i like boxers best, briefs and tight stuff just looks.... weird

Sei
September 12th, 2011, 05:26 PM
Boxers just let it all hang down

Couldn't do it. Cause you know how sometimes it switches to the wrong side and *breaks out laughing*

Sorry...give me a sec.


and by prefer you mean prefer with your penis

i think i like boxers best, briefs and tight stuff just looks.... weird

I like boxer-briefs cause they be just right. Freedom with the right balance of restraint.

Plus I like the way they hug ma butt. :P

HitokiriNanaya
September 12th, 2011, 05:27 PM
and by prefer you mean prefer with your penis

i think i like boxers best, briefs and tight stuff just looks.... weird

and when you get a bonerhave blood flow done they get uncomfortable

Sei
September 12th, 2011, 05:28 PM
and when you get a bonerhave blood flow done they get uncomfortable

Broski, all you gotta do is breathe and count to three. It'll go away.

lilithsama
September 12th, 2011, 05:29 PM
with your penis

Neir
September 12th, 2011, 05:30 PM
PENIS DOES WHAT PENIS WANTS

HitokiriNanaya
September 12th, 2011, 05:32 PM
with your penis

^ this

Sei
September 12th, 2011, 05:32 PM
Yes. Yes it does.

lilithsama
September 12th, 2011, 05:33 PM
and by does you mean doeswith your penis

REDUNDANCY THY NAME IS PENIS

Sei
September 12th, 2011, 05:34 PM
My penis is named Magic Johnson. >.>;

HitokiriNanaya
September 12th, 2011, 05:34 PM
Penis penis penis penis penis penis with penis penis penis penis and then penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis with vag000

lilithsama
September 12th, 2011, 05:35 PM
and by vag000 you mean penis

my penis is named sparkle mcfairydust and it cums sunshine~~!!!

HitokiriNanaya
September 12th, 2011, 05:36 PM
and by vag000 you mean penis

my penis is named sparkle mcfairydust and it cums sunshine~~!!!

Get that twilight shit out of here!!! D:<

and besides everyone knows Penis's cum ponies

Sei
September 12th, 2011, 05:37 PM
and by vag000 you mean penis

my penis is named sparkle mcfairydust and it cums sunshine~~!!!

I am disappoint.

lilithsama
September 12th, 2011, 05:38 PM
KNEEL BEFORE MY HOT SUNSHINE ALL OVER YOUR FACE

HitokiriNanaya
September 12th, 2011, 05:38 PM
I am disappoint.

HEATHEN!

lilithsama
September 12th, 2011, 05:47 PM
and by heathen you mean

*DRUMROLLLLLLL*


penis

SeiKeo
September 12th, 2011, 05:47 PM
PENIS

Keyne
September 12th, 2011, 05:53 PM
DICK!

Sei
September 12th, 2011, 05:54 PM
We say penis around here, sir.

SeiKeo
September 12th, 2011, 05:54 PM
SEI

PICK A THREAD

GET OUT OF THE OTHER ONE

Sei
September 12th, 2011, 05:55 PM
SEI

PICK A THREAD

GET OUT OF THE OTHER ONE

I AM NEUTRAL! I AM ENIGMA!!!

lilithsama
September 12th, 2011, 05:58 PM
WHY DOES IT MATTER
THIS IS A THREAD FOR PENIS
REAL OR NOT

and by real i mean really penisy

Sei
September 12th, 2011, 06:00 PM
Penis. Therefore I belong.

Lianru
September 12th, 2011, 06:04 PM
Is this thread really happening?
...Penis.

Neir
September 12th, 2011, 06:05 PM
Why not? Some people have them, some people don't.

lilithsama
September 12th, 2011, 06:05 PM
yes, yes it is

although by the time the mods get to it, i'm not so sure

Lianru
September 12th, 2011, 06:06 PM
Well yeah, but......
Penis.

Neir
September 12th, 2011, 06:06 PM
http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/5189/24357870.jpg

HitokiriNanaya
September 12th, 2011, 06:08 PM
Penis

Lianru
September 12th, 2011, 06:08 PM
p0n0s

SeiKeo
September 12th, 2011, 06:09 PM
Schlong

Sei
September 12th, 2011, 06:10 PM
Hmm. Yes. Quite.

Lianru
September 12th, 2011, 06:10 PM
Indeed.
...penis.

Sherrinford
September 12th, 2011, 06:14 PM
SCHWANZSTUCKER!

Sei
September 12th, 2011, 06:16 PM
Can it bench press a bus?

SeiKeo
September 12th, 2011, 06:17 PM
Like to find out? :3

Sei
September 12th, 2011, 06:19 PM
I'll pass.

SeiKeo
September 12th, 2011, 06:22 PM
Damnnation?

MZeroX
September 12th, 2011, 06:23 PM
You know, isn't this basically random thoughts thread, but with training wheels?

My penis is named Magic Johnson. >.>;http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/577/

Mine is named Albert Tatlock the Ultrasonic Weapon of Mass Destruction

Sei
September 12th, 2011, 06:24 PM
I'll stick with Magic. :)

lilithsama
September 12th, 2011, 06:25 PM
and by stick you mean sticky with cum

SeiKeo
September 12th, 2011, 06:25 PM
I'll stick with Magic. :)

WE CAN PLAY MAGIC TOGETHER

MZeroX
September 12th, 2011, 06:26 PM
sticky with cum by magical games. it's like sex ed in a catholic school all over again!

lilithsama
September 12th, 2011, 06:27 PM
and by catholic school you mean rape

Sei
September 12th, 2011, 06:30 PM
WE CAN PLAY MAGIC TOGETHER

One penis per fantasy, guy! D:

SeiKeo
September 12th, 2011, 06:32 PM
I'mma just gonna go cry in my basement now.

lilithsama
September 12th, 2011, 06:33 PM
STICKY WITH ECTOPLASMIC GOO (http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/183608/covered-in-ectoplasm)

Ruca_Milda
September 12th, 2011, 06:33 PM
http://i850.photobucket.com/albums/ab66/Ruca_Mildew/whats-going-on-in-this-thread-kyubey-manga.png

SeiKeo
September 12th, 2011, 06:33 PM
KYUBEY

YOU ARE IN THE WRONG THREAD

MZeroX
September 12th, 2011, 06:34 PM
and by catholic school you mean rapebasically, yeah. "we don't talk about it unless one of the girls has her first period in the middle of class, everyone freaks the fuck out, and now we can't hide it. oh shit, all of the children are doing their own research, DEAR GOD, WE'VE FAILED AT CONTROLLING THE CHILDREN, HALF OF THEM ARE NO LONGER VIRGINS, etc."
yeah, catholic school.

lilithsama
September 12th, 2011, 06:36 PM
penis school

MZeroX
September 12th, 2011, 06:39 PM
where they teach you to bend your penis in strange ways. after all, you can't get into the porn business unless you have a out-of-shape penis that bends at an awkward angle halfway up.

lilithsama
September 12th, 2011, 06:40 PM
or unless you havea penis that can go in your own asshole

MZeroX
September 12th, 2011, 06:42 PM
i would think that's more a special asshole than a special penis. you know, some penis schools have a shared contract with asshole schools, so they have hybrid curricula.

lilithsama
September 12th, 2011, 06:44 PM
yeah but it deters focus, so they themselves aren't good for solo penis degrees, only if you want to double major in asshole studies as well

MZeroX
September 12th, 2011, 06:47 PM
indeed. getting a minor in asshole or a minor in penis never really does as much as a double major. That being said, a minor in asshole is slightly better than a minor in penis. i mean, some people only go as far as rimjobs, but to my knowledge, that isn't in as much demand as an asshole that only has a little bit of penis.

Alulim
September 12th, 2011, 07:36 PM
..meep.

ItsaRandomUsername
September 12th, 2011, 07:37 PM
wut

KENTA
September 12th, 2011, 07:39 PM
Girl, what kind of drugs are you on?!

Alulim
September 12th, 2011, 07:39 PM
I posted on this thread because I am male, it is required.

MZeroX
September 12th, 2011, 08:13 PM
no drugs necessary for this conversation. reminds me of my normal high school conversations, only both participants are college students in this case.

KENTA
September 12th, 2011, 08:14 PM
You're both fucked up.

MZeroX
September 12th, 2011, 08:15 PM
more like your childhood was deprived.

KENTA
September 12th, 2011, 08:15 PM
Seeing as how most of it was spent with 2/3 friends in a basement playing videogames or playing soccer, yeah, I guess so.

Lianru
September 12th, 2011, 08:55 PM
You know how to solve this?
penis.

Ivan The Mouse
September 12th, 2011, 09:00 PM
Yes. Use more pylons and wood.

KENTA
September 12th, 2011, 09:00 PM
Toga party.

MZeroX
September 13th, 2011, 12:07 AM
can't believe no one made a woodie joke for 3 hours after that post. I am disappoint, BL.

lilithsama
September 13th, 2011, 12:09 AM
BECAUSE THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS GOING ON
LIKE SEI'S GENDER

MZeroX
September 13th, 2011, 12:11 AM
That's important? First I've heard of it. Gil/GIL was dual gender. Don't see why Sei is such a big deal, either. I mean cool, new forumite, not underplaying that. Just... new forumite regardless of gender is awesome.

lilithsama
September 13th, 2011, 12:11 AM
EVERYONE IS DUAL GENDER
GET WITH THE PROGRAM

MZeroX
September 13th, 2011, 12:13 AM
I'm gattai-sexual.

lilithsama
September 13th, 2011, 12:17 AM
You're whatever I say you are

LILI IS THE GENDER DECIDER FOR EVERYONE

MZeroX
September 13th, 2011, 12:21 AM
mzEROx is gattai-sexual. I am able to perform symmetrical docking with any gender via armpits and assholes. Fusion may occur if one participant can fit within the other. Final Fusion has not been tested yet.

lilithsama
September 13th, 2011, 12:40 AM
zero gets no gender
YOU LOST ALL DOCKING PRIVELEDGES

Neir
September 13th, 2011, 12:42 AM
oh right, what brought this on, anyway?

lilithsama
September 13th, 2011, 12:44 AM
by brought you mean broughtwith your penis

Neir
September 13th, 2011, 12:45 AM
My penis is big enough to lift a laptop, yes. BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.

lilithsama
September 13th, 2011, 12:47 AM
my penis is in your laptop

Neir
September 13th, 2011, 12:48 AM
OH SHIT, MY DISC DRIVE! ;__;

DISC DRIVE, LILI. NOT DICK DRIVE.

lilithsama
September 13th, 2011, 12:53 AM
*cough* ahem

MY PENIS (much like god) IS ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE and, if you'll let it, inside each and every one of you~

King Rorthur
September 13th, 2011, 12:55 AM
zero gets no gender
YOU LOST ALL DOCKING PRIVELEDGES

Interesting...So Zero is trangendered?

lilithsama
September 13th, 2011, 12:56 AM
zero is no-gendered
all he has is an ass

King Rorthur
September 13th, 2011, 01:00 AM
Does Zero pee through a bag then?

lilithsama
September 13th, 2011, 01:02 AM
no
through his mouth

Ivan The Mouse
September 13th, 2011, 01:03 AM
Final Fusion has not been tested yet.

You might explode, though.

King Rorthur
September 13th, 2011, 01:04 AM
no
through his mouth

BUT YOU SAID ZERO HAS NO GENDER, THEREFORE ZERO IS AN IT OR A PINEAPPLE.

MZeroX
September 13th, 2011, 01:04 AM
You might explode, though.Exploding might be pleasant, if everything is lined up right. After all, this is the path to Hell And Heaven.

King Rorthur
September 13th, 2011, 01:05 AM
Implosion on the otherhand....

lilithsama
September 13th, 2011, 01:06 AM
BUT YOU SAID ZERO HAS NO GENDER, THEREFORE ZERO IS AN IT OR A PINEAPPLE.

pinapples have mouths (through which they pee)
DID YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION IN BIOLOGY??

King Rorthur
September 13th, 2011, 01:07 AM
NO. I WAS BUSY BLOWING SHIT UP IN HIGH SCHOOL.

lilithsama
September 13th, 2011, 01:08 AM
funny i was busy getting blown

King Rorthur
September 13th, 2011, 01:11 AM
funny i was busy getting blown by a leaf blower.

Kinky.

lilithsama
September 13th, 2011, 01:11 AM
in may

Ivan The Mouse
September 13th, 2011, 01:13 AM
Boom. Boom. Boom.

lilithsama
September 13th, 2011, 01:14 AM
GOES THE DYNAMITE

King Rorthur
September 13th, 2011, 01:15 AM
IN KENKEN'S HOME

lilithsama
September 13th, 2011, 01:29 AM
kenken doesnt have a home

he has a hole in the cellar

King Rorthur
September 13th, 2011, 01:30 AM
Kentog once had a home. But then I conquered it. Now it's mine. It is surrounded by tiny little trees.

Ivan The Mouse
September 13th, 2011, 01:36 AM
kenken doesnt have a home

he has a hole in the cellar

See? That's why he doesn't have a home anymore, because someone put a grenade on it.

King Rorthur
September 13th, 2011, 01:38 AM
No, I just evicted Kentog for being an illegal immigrant or something.

lilithsama
September 13th, 2011, 01:38 AM
nah, because they got a cuter kid
now every time he tries to come up, they shove him back down with a broom
(too lazy to find fg clip)

HitokiriNanaya
September 13th, 2011, 07:33 PM
Hey my penis just penised so I can penis while I penis

and by penis I mean penis

Lianru
September 13th, 2011, 07:48 PM
Really? I thought you meant penis.

HitokiriNanaya
September 13th, 2011, 07:53 PM
No no no I meant penis

King Rorthur
September 13th, 2011, 08:02 PM
The penis mightier than the sword.

lilithsama
September 13th, 2011, 08:14 PM
how is this shit still going?

HitokiriNanaya
September 13th, 2011, 08:20 PM
Because penisception

Lianru
September 13th, 2011, 08:22 PM
The penis is real.

Neir
September 13th, 2011, 08:38 PM
Penises. They're around.

HitokiriNanaya
September 13th, 2011, 08:55 PM
P0n0s going into the vag000

Lianru
September 13th, 2011, 09:08 PM
J-Jam it in!

HitokiriNanaya
September 13th, 2011, 09:22 PM
J-Jam it in!

Why yes I will >:3

(where's Sei when you need Heim?)

King Rorthur
September 13th, 2011, 09:43 PM
STAY ON TARGET. STAY ON TARGET.

Marth
September 14th, 2011, 03:11 AM
PULL UP! PULL UP!

Ivan The Mouse
September 14th, 2011, 05:34 AM
[Whoosh.]

Marth
September 14th, 2011, 05:51 AM
[Boom!]

Fission Mailed.

Hoster
September 14th, 2011, 06:19 AM
Uh...

You know, guys, I think this thread needs more scissors and pain.

Ivan The Mouse
September 14th, 2011, 06:45 AM
How about a glass jar and a man?

HitokiriNanaya
September 14th, 2011, 09:28 AM
Jarate?

lethum
September 14th, 2011, 09:48 AM
Jar-Tin-Cup-Can

Ivan The Mouse
September 14th, 2011, 10:28 AM
1 Man 1 Jar

King Rorthur
September 14th, 2011, 08:52 PM
Vacuum cleaner+Kenta.

Sei
September 14th, 2011, 08:53 PM
Vacuum cleaner+Kenta.

A Kenta that sucks? <.<;

lilithsama
September 14th, 2011, 09:21 PM
Vacuum cleaner+Kenta.

why would you stick a vacuum up your hoo hoo?

MZeroX
September 14th, 2011, 09:24 PM
why would you stick a vacuum up your hoo hoo?
clean out the inside for less mess when getting giant cocks shoved in? lose a little bit of waste weight?

Sei
September 14th, 2011, 09:25 PM
Kinky.

lilithsama
September 14th, 2011, 09:39 PM
clean out the inside for less mess when getting giant cocks shoved in? lose a little bit of waste weight?

douches are for cleaning

avacuum would suck up all the moisture and give you a dry nasty cooter =3=

kenken may be a whore, but hes not creepy/kinky like that

King Rorthur
September 14th, 2011, 09:40 PM
Kenken both sucks and blows? :o

lilithsama
September 14th, 2011, 09:42 PM
kenken gets sucked and blown

but mroe often than not just penetrated, black guys dun really like to give oral that often

MZeroX
September 14th, 2011, 09:42 PM
*looks are eroge downloads out of boredom*
...huh? I thought gore screaming show was t/led. or was that extravaganza? either way, not here. i am disappoint. =___=;

Kotonoha
September 14th, 2011, 09:58 PM
Neither of them are, as far as I know.

Ivan The Mouse
September 14th, 2011, 09:59 PM
Kinky.

Dirty.

lilithsama
September 14th, 2011, 10:00 PM
i coulda swore some one started a project at least for gore screaming show...

Ivan The Mouse
September 14th, 2011, 10:12 PM
Yup, abandoned.

MZeroX
September 14th, 2011, 10:32 PM
Yup, abandoned.
;_;

lilithsama
September 14th, 2011, 10:37 PM
you know why, JUST CUS OF YOU ZERO
WAIT TO GO =3=

MZeroX
September 14th, 2011, 10:38 PM
you know why, JUST CUS OF YOU ZERO
WAIT TO GO =3=
..."wait"? do you mean "way"? or was that supposed to be a pun? all i know is that when the T/L was announced, I was pretty hype, checked once every 2 weeks for updates for about 3 months, then gave up. I was hoping that in that time, it would have been completed. ;_;

lilithsama
September 14th, 2011, 10:41 PM
its cus you gave up
they were like "zero stopped checking, FUCK IT"


ands its whatever i want it do

MZeroX
September 14th, 2011, 10:44 PM
WHY, THEN?! ARE THEY TRACKING MY IP?! AM I SUPPOSED TO GO HARDCORE SKEPTIC ABOUT THE WORLD, NOW?! IF I STOP CHECKING THINGS, THEY STOP EXISTING?!

lilithsama
September 14th, 2011, 10:46 PM
ayuhp

also cus the world hates you

MZeroX
September 14th, 2011, 10:48 PM
;_;
I dun wanna be a skeptic, even if it means accepting a number of circular arguments limited to those that are non-viciously circular.

HitokiriNanaya
September 14th, 2011, 10:57 PM
Penis penis that penis's

Kotonoha
September 14th, 2011, 10:59 PM
Just learn moon, bro

HitokiriNanaya
September 14th, 2011, 11:03 PM
lrn2engilsh

MZeroX
September 14th, 2011, 11:09 PM
b-b-b-but! i'm so busy during school, trying to get hired while studying physics and philosophy, while grappling with a moderate social life that involves go-cart racing, drinking games, bowling, pool, and darts (some of these mix, others don't). And this summer, I've been grappling with my desire to draw that has been welling up since half way through last spring. In fact, I was going to go do some sketching, but i can't find my sketch book. ;_;

TELL ME HOW TO MANIPULATE TIME, SO I CAN BE SUPERIOR MOON READER AND NOT BE SLEEP DEPRIVED.

...i'm also trying to revive my Classical Latin competence atm, since Verg was asking for help. ;_;

lilithsama
September 14th, 2011, 11:16 PM
cut out the social life
or school

PROBLEM SOLVED

WOOO

MZeroX
September 14th, 2011, 11:20 PM
b-b-b-but! No school means NEET status if the job market keeps treating me like a disposable bitch. And no social life means less alcohol overall, as well as less bought for me instead of bought by me. i mean, yeah, it'll probably be healthier if I stay away from the alchy altogether, but at the same time, I'll be wallowing in despair if I don't get a little downer in me to distract me from LIFE HATING ME.

problems not solved. ;_;

HitokiriNanaya
September 14th, 2011, 11:20 PM
1) cut off boobs
2) Get penis
3) ????
4) Profit!

MZeroX
September 14th, 2011, 11:27 PM
1) cut off boobs
2) Get penis
3) ????
4) Profit!
1) huh? whose? i don't have any. and i like leaving women's bewbs on them.
2) huh? I have one, why would I need another? Sure it isn't God-Tier, but it isn't Shit-Tier either.
3) only portion of that post that makes sense.
4) selling body parts is only profitable if there's a market for them.

Ivan The Mouse
September 15th, 2011, 02:07 AM
There's no market on body parts?!

MZeroX
September 15th, 2011, 02:18 AM
not for dismembered bewbs. maybe internal organs, but...

Ivan The Mouse
September 15th, 2011, 11:12 AM
Then where do they get the penises the sex-change surgeons attach to women?

MZeroX
September 15th, 2011, 03:57 PM
i dunno, i always assumed those were really well made fakes. i guess they might cut off penises, but what i started on was bewbs. some estrogen shots can get bewbs to form, so cutting off bewbs seems like pointless gore.

King Rorthur
September 15th, 2011, 04:27 PM
IS IT TRUE THAT KENTOG LIKES VORE?

HitokiriNanaya
September 15th, 2011, 06:17 PM
Penis, nuff said

lilithsama
September 15th, 2011, 07:52 PM
@Zero


Genital reconstructive procedures (GRT) use either the clitoris, which is enlarged by androgenic hormones (Metoidioplasty (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metoidioplasty)), or rely on free tissue grafts from the arm, the thigh or belly and an erectile prosthetic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_prosthesis) (Phalloplasty (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phalloplasty)). In either case, the urethra can be rerouted through the phallus to allow urination through the reconstructed penis. The labia majora (see vulva (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulva)) are united to form a scrotum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrotum), where prosthetic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosthesis) testicles can be inserted.

Ivan The Mouse
September 15th, 2011, 10:18 PM
Awwww shit.

MZeroX
September 16th, 2011, 01:16 AM
cool, so dismembered sex organs don't have a (large?) market. some sanity remains.

Marth
September 16th, 2011, 01:18 AM
+25 'Medical Knowledge' XP!

MZeroX
September 16th, 2011, 01:29 AM
sweet, i've invested more experience points in skills i'm not going to use ever! woot~

Marth
September 16th, 2011, 01:35 AM
+15 'Why Am I Still Playing' XP!
+10 'Laziness' XP!

Techlet
September 16th, 2011, 01:41 AM
Genital reconstructive procedures (GRT) use either the clitoris, which is enlarged by androgenic hormones

Huh, so those doujins of girls with giant clitoris penises actually have some clinical basis...

Ivan The Mouse
September 16th, 2011, 04:44 AM
Huh, so those doujins of girls with giant clitoris penises actually have some clinical basis...

And it is scary.

King Rorthur
September 17th, 2011, 08:47 PM
This thread is a lie. There be no ponos here.

lilithsama
September 17th, 2011, 08:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbex-KVr8yU

King Rorthur
September 17th, 2011, 08:57 PM
STILL A LIE.

lilithsama
September 17th, 2011, 09:00 PM
then fix it

MZeroX
September 17th, 2011, 09:04 PM
why does lili want a sausage fest so soon? well, other than the beer.

lilithsama
September 17th, 2011, 09:06 PM
lili hates sausage =3=

only teh food though

other kind is just dandy~


also beer =3=

King Rorthur
September 17th, 2011, 09:08 PM
then fix it

That's your job. >:|

lilithsama
September 17th, 2011, 09:14 PM
nu-uhhhh
http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/5724/coalguyskon10a159e96901.jpg

Ivan The Mouse
September 18th, 2011, 02:39 AM
Uho.

Blackdeath6031
September 19th, 2011, 01:19 AM
>_>
<_<


Pork Penis

Ivan The Mouse
September 19th, 2011, 03:15 AM
Pork wiener.

Erlkonig
September 19th, 2011, 07:28 PM
Wiener porker.

HitokiriNanaya
September 19th, 2011, 07:30 PM
CHAINSAW!

http://xboxfreedom.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/gears-of-war-2.jpg

Blackdeath6031
September 19th, 2011, 09:21 PM
CHAINSAW!

http://xboxfreedom.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/gears-of-war-2.jpg

....Dark would be sooo proud of you... ;_;

Sei
September 19th, 2011, 09:22 PM
....Dark would be sooo proud of you... ;_;

No he wouldn't. You can't get lolis with that monster!

MZeroX
September 19th, 2011, 09:52 PM
i don't understand the blood splatter on that. the way the teeth are facing, the rotation should have made the blood splatter towards the grip. if it rotates the other way, it won't catch, and you won't tear like you're supposed to when using a chainsaw.

Sei
September 19th, 2011, 09:56 PM
Nothing in Gears of War makes sense. <.<

MZeroX
September 19th, 2011, 09:59 PM
all they needed to do was make the teeth face the other way, and i'd not question it. that's all.

Sei
September 19th, 2011, 10:00 PM
But if they did that, it would make sense. >_> And that's not what they do! <__<

lilithsama
September 19th, 2011, 10:01 PM
if teeth faced the other way it wouldn't be right =3=
what you meanted was the blood splatter

MZeroX
September 19th, 2011, 10:05 PM
yeah, the blood splatter would still be wrong, but there's a way to swing it if the teeth were facing a different way that might make it splatter the way that was there. It'd be more efficient too, since having the teeth and rotation the other way would mean that if it doesn't die from the chainsaw but gets hooked, it'll end up in front of the gun barrel, and you could shoot the caught fucker. makes so much more sense. but i guess that's not allowed.

Sei
September 19th, 2011, 10:08 PM
Should I be scared? <.<;;;

MZeroX
September 19th, 2011, 10:08 PM
???
what would prompt that fright? I'm confused about this conversation's progression.

Sei
September 19th, 2011, 10:12 PM
You seem to know quite a bit on blood splatter and the efficiency of chainsaws. <.<

But really I'm just teasing. I blame the computer for not telling you that. >.>

MZeroX
September 19th, 2011, 10:17 PM
liquid splatter and gardener/handiman sense? Using chainsaws and other electric saws to cut trees and other pieces of wood for crafting in order to avoid spending money on a professional when i can do a comparable job for less money at the expense of time is normal. Liquid splatter is... science.
/srs modo is always on when talking about designs, be they purely aesthetic, purely functional, or a meeting of the two.

King Rorthur
September 19th, 2011, 10:26 PM
Herp Derp.

Sei
September 19th, 2011, 10:28 PM
Derpis

King Rorthur
September 19th, 2011, 10:30 PM
DAT ZeX AND HIS SCIENCE AND LACK OF DOING HOMEWORKZ.

MZeroX
September 19th, 2011, 10:33 PM
so yeah, since this a thread about penises, can we expand on my idea about making a pokemon-esque rpg where you're out to get the STDs from every gym leader/out to purify your own STDs with secrets only gym leaders and winning challengers know? In the former, STDs are a mark of power, while in the latter, EVERYONE is born with a set of 8-24 STDs, and your job as a trainer is to beat gym leaders who know how to purify a certain STD so that you can escape your pre-teen death. Delicious sickly sex ensues for passing along the STD/the cure to STDs. For example, The water gym will be for Crabs, while the poison gym will be for HIV/AIDs.

King Rorthur
September 19th, 2011, 10:33 PM
No.

lilithsama
September 19th, 2011, 10:34 PM
so yeah, since this a thread about penises, can we expand on my idea about making a pokemon-esque rpg where you're out to get the STDs from every gym leader/out to purify your own STDs with secrets only gym leaders and winning challengers know? In the former, STDs are a mark of power, while in the latter, EVERYONE is born with a set of 8-24 STDs, and your job as a trainer is to beat gym leaders who know how to purify a certain STD so that you can escape your pre-teen death. Delicious sickly sex ensues for passing along the STD/the cure to STDs. For example, The water gym will be for Crabs, while the poison gym will be for HIV/AIDs.

i'm too lazy
but if you wanna go for it im 100% on board

KENTA
September 19th, 2011, 10:35 PM
That's a glorious idea Zero. Said it then, say it now.

Sei
September 19th, 2011, 10:37 PM
so yeah, since this a thread about penises, can we expand on my idea about making a pokemon-esque rpg where you're out to get the STDs from every gym leader/out to purify your own STDs with secrets only gym leaders and winning challengers know? In the former, STDs are a mark of power, while in the latter, EVERYONE is born with a set of 8-24 STDs, and your job as a trainer is to beat gym leaders who know how to purify a certain STD so that you can escape your pre-teen death. Delicious sickly sex ensues for passing along the STD/the cure to STDs. For example, The water gym will be for Crabs, while the poison gym will be for HIV/AIDs.

I need to find that picture!!!

MZeroX
September 19th, 2011, 10:38 PM
but i need someone on board who isn't too lazy to use RPG maker and insert lol pokemon trainer ero-scenes. i'm great for brainstorming, but i'm too busy to actually make it.

KENTA
September 19th, 2011, 10:39 PM
I'm too unskilled/lazy. Besides, I'm already working on that weird Suikoden-esque game with Abe, where you unify Japan, Korea, and China with Genderbent Xiahou Dun and Date Masamune.

Sei
September 19th, 2011, 10:39 PM
I have RPG Maker, but I don't know how to do pokemon on it. Nor do I have ero sprites. :/

MZeroX
September 19th, 2011, 10:44 PM
ah, speaking of projects with Abe, he still hasn't contacted me about that shit he wanted in Latin or something. Other than rusty on my vocab, but syntax skills are back up to par, so I'm set.

Sei
September 19th, 2011, 10:45 PM
I need to find that picture!!!

Found it!
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=941296

MZeroX
September 19th, 2011, 10:48 PM
that's gloriously lulzy. and kinky.

King Rorthur
September 19th, 2011, 10:50 PM
ALL OF THE ABOVE.

HitokiriNanaya
September 19th, 2011, 10:53 PM
penis

King Rorthur
September 19th, 2011, 11:51 PM
penis

NO.

Ivan The Mouse
September 20th, 2011, 03:27 AM
NO.

No?

xelloss
September 20th, 2011, 04:47 PM
The penis is this penis?

I mean, what penis penis is this penis?

I Mean, penis penis penis penis penis.

PENIS, Penis penis!

(penis)

Neir
September 20th, 2011, 04:52 PM
PENIS DOES WHAT PENIS WANTS

Gaia
September 20th, 2011, 06:19 PM
PENIS DOES WHAT PENIS WANTS

Or maybe p0n0s does what vag000 wants! >: D

Neir
September 20th, 2011, 06:24 PM
Depends what vag000 wants

lilithsama
September 20th, 2011, 06:37 PM
cock and pussy

HitokiriNanaya
September 20th, 2011, 06:40 PM
Lilith-nee uses her penis p0n0s to punish naughty Tsundere's

lilithsama
September 20th, 2011, 06:41 PM
i use whatever i want for whatever i want when ever i want

bitches

HitokiriNanaya
September 20th, 2011, 06:45 PM
LIKE A KING

Gaia
September 20th, 2011, 07:10 PM
Lili is... Gil?!

Ivan The Mouse
September 20th, 2011, 09:53 PM
No, Kinzo.

King Rorthur
September 21st, 2011, 12:42 AM
Lili is... Gil?!

No, she is like the little sister I never had but once had.

Ivan The Mouse
September 21st, 2011, 05:17 AM
No, she is like the little sister I never had but once had.

How is that possible?

Techlet
September 21st, 2011, 05:32 AM
The penis is this penis?

This penis is a buttsore.

Marth
September 21st, 2011, 07:05 AM
Disappear.
This penis is an eyesore.
This penis. This penis. This penis. This penis. This penis. This
penis. This penis. This penis. This penis. This penis. This penis. This
penis. This penis. This penis. This penis. This penis. This penis. This
penis. This penis. This penis. This penis. This penis. This penis. This
penis. This penis. This penis. This penis. This penis. This penis. This
penis. This penis. This penis. This penis. This penis. This penis. This
penis. This penis. This penis. This penis. This penis. This penis. This
penis. This penis. This penis!

Counterguardian
September 21st, 2011, 07:55 AM
-----Then cut it off.

King Rorthur
September 21st, 2011, 03:31 PM
How is that possible?

This is the internet. Since when does anything make sense?

Ivan The Mouse
September 22nd, 2011, 12:15 AM
This is the internet. Since when does anything make sense?

But the Internet is made by a programming language. One mistake and it won't work.

King Rorthur
September 22nd, 2011, 12:19 AM
WE KNOW THIS.

HOWEVER, WE MEAN THE PEOPLE THAT USE IT.

Ivan The Mouse
September 22nd, 2011, 12:23 AM
WE KNOW THIS.

HOWEVER, WE MEAN THE PEOPLE THAT USE IT.

IN THAT CASE, THEN DOES ANYTHING STILL MAKE SENSE IN THE HUMAN CIVILIZATION?

Cruor
September 22nd, 2011, 11:53 PM
THE DICK DOES

lilithsama
September 22nd, 2011, 11:54 PM
what the dick wants

Neir
September 22nd, 2011, 11:56 PM
PENIS DOES WHAT PENIS WANTS

lilithsama
September 23rd, 2011, 12:01 AM
this is a thing
http://www.vitadiscount.com/vitasprings/dick-balls-latex-penis-mask-california-exotic-novelties.jpg

HitokiriNanaya
September 23rd, 2011, 12:02 AM
why can't I hold all these limes penis's

Marth
September 23rd, 2011, 12:03 AM
Your penis-fu is too weak. TRAIN HARDER!

Ivan The Mouse
September 23rd, 2011, 06:21 AM
Your penis-fu is too weak. TRAIN HARDER!

In other words, fap more.

Techlet
September 23rd, 2011, 06:26 AM
And take performance enhancement drugs.

Ivan The Mouse
September 23rd, 2011, 06:35 AM
Until your penis veins are already so visible, they can IV drip you on the penis instead.

Techlet
September 23rd, 2011, 06:38 AM
*checks*

Shit.