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TypeWannabe
October 29th, 2011, 05:10 PM
Got this idea while looking at Cracked.com's "cheat sheet" about movies. Basically, take your choice of character, game, novel, short story, etc. made by Type-MOON or affiliates and summarize them, and try to make it funny in a few sentences. A paragraph, at most.

For example:

Fate/stay night
The story of an idiot who never quite becomes not an idiot, but does badass things with swords and made women fall for him with a pole. Also King Arthur is a girl, the world will dick you over, and people never quite die when they are killed despite all evidence to the contrary.

Miyako Arima
The god tier-iest of all characters ever featured in any game ever. Because of this incredible haxness, you never see her in any other works and she's always a minor character. Also, she too wants her "brother", because Japan.

Lianru
October 29th, 2011, 05:16 PM
Fate/Stay Night: A boy learns the consequences of being killed.

SeiKeo
October 29th, 2011, 05:17 PM
Notes: Don't kill the trees, mmkay?

terraablaze
October 29th, 2011, 05:22 PM
Kara no Kyoukai: story about a girl who can't stop cutting lines, she is probably very rude.

Tobias
October 29th, 2011, 05:32 PM
Tsuikihime: pedophiliac, raping, beastiality participating incestuous killer is the good guy.

solopy567
October 29th, 2011, 05:33 PM
Shamelessly ripped off of TvTropes:
Fate
Shirou: I want to save everybody!
END.

Unlimited Blade Works
Shirou: I want to save everybody!
Archer: That is both a logical contradiction and a denial of the self.
Shirou: But the ideal encompasses an aesthetic that makes the endless journey worth it. Why can't I selfishly pursue selflessness?
Archer: FUCK.
Gilgamesh: MONGRELS! THOSE SWORDS ARE FUCKING PATENTED!
END.

Heaven's Feel
Shirou: I want to save everybody!
Archer: That is both a logical contradiction and a denial of the self. If you do not realize this, you get no Sakura sex.
Shirou: You're right. I'm a moral relativist. God is dead.
Archer: That's the spirit. Here's a present before I go away. Don't mind it if it starts to kill you.
Kotomine: But I'm still evil somehow, right?
END.

Keyne
October 29th, 2011, 05:35 PM
Sakura: SENPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAII I!! *HUFF!*HUFF!*HUFF!*

Mike1984
October 29th, 2011, 05:37 PM
Saber: Honooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! Laaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww!!! Chivalrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry!!!

solopy567
October 29th, 2011, 05:38 PM
Rin: Stupid Shirou. Stupid Saber. Stupid Archer. Stupid Sakura. Stupid Kirei. Stupid Stupid Stupid DURRRR.

TypeWannabe
October 29th, 2011, 05:39 PM
I want you to know mike that by this point I've made a notepad that has all my favorite quotes from BL on it so I don't have to worry about losing them. I'll get to swapping my sig out soon.

Lianru
October 29th, 2011, 05:40 PM
Rin: Shirou no baka. Saber no baka. Archer no baka. Sakura no baka. Kirei no baka. Bakabakabaka.
Fixed for weeaboo-ness.

Keyne
October 29th, 2011, 05:41 PM
Rin: Stupid Sexy Shirou. Stupid Sexy Saber. Stupid Sexy Archer. Stupid Sexy Sakura. Stupid Sexy Kirei. Stupid Stupid Stupid DURRRR.
Fix'd :D

Saber: Honooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! Laaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww!!! Chivalrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry!!!
Shirou: FUCK YEEAAAH!!

xelloss
October 29th, 2011, 05:42 PM
Heaven's Feel Normal: Girl's high school sweetheart dies. She does nothing else with her life.

Lianru
October 29th, 2011, 05:42 PM
^^True as well, but not characteristic of Rin.
=P
Maybe it's her inner thoughts.

DB-L
October 29th, 2011, 05:43 PM
Archer: Being Counter GARdian is suffering.

solopy567
October 29th, 2011, 06:10 PM
Sion: Everything is as I planned but it is not because my calculations are wrong but they are not and they are right but wrong and Shiki and calculations and Tatari and and and and and and and!

Counterguardian
October 29th, 2011, 08:25 PM
Unlimited Blade Works: Man gropes girl, and then tries to shit all over the world.

esgalia
October 29th, 2011, 08:32 PM
Lancer: Opening act, go underground, return to pull main characters out of the frying pan at cost of own life.

Cubia - the - Anti-Existence
October 30th, 2011, 02:12 AM
Tohno Shiki

Japans most cheerful stockholm syndrome victim and proof that massive childhood thrauma and seeing things humans were not meant to see is no reason to be emo. Possibly brainwashed and/or drugged by multiple sources. Hobbies include killing undead and giving them philosophy lessons about "what it means to kill something."

zlol365
October 30th, 2011, 07:15 AM
Arcueid: The ultimate bimbos of bimbos with a power level of over 9000!

Tobias
October 30th, 2011, 07:18 AM
Arcueid: The ultimate bimbos of bimbos with a power level of over 9000!


Arc is not a bim.....



Well, I mean, she isnt reeeeeeeeeeeally that kind of.....


errr, well.....


...


ok maybe there is some truth to that

I3uster
October 30th, 2011, 07:35 AM
Saber Alter: Girl gets mud in her face, turns angry.

Gee-chan
October 30th, 2011, 07:39 AM
Berserker: Insightful and caring man with an artificially short temper and a big sharp rock. Allergic to mud.

Apple
October 30th, 2011, 08:10 AM
Caster: Not a beaver.

Also, Kirei: You don't want to be one this guy's wrong side. Or his right side. Or his left. Just stay away.

zlol365
October 30th, 2011, 08:11 AM
Arc is not a bim.....



Well, I mean, she isnt reeeeeeeeeeeally that kind of.....


errr, well.....


...


ok maybe there is some truth to that

Lets just say... She's a lovable bimbo, cute, moe... =3

pureauthor
October 30th, 2011, 10:11 AM
Tsukihime:

Arcueid Route: Boy meets girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Boy vows to protect girl. Boy horribly murders girl in an incredibly grisly fashion.

The aforementioned events do not occur in the order stated.

Ciel Route: An extended commercial for featuring how to get rid of those pesky four-hour erections. Alternatives such as an extended contract with the world's foremost expert and surgical extraction are considered but ultimately dismissed in favour of suicide.

Lianru
October 30th, 2011, 10:26 AM
Saber Alter: Girl gets mud in her face, turns angry.
Gilgamesh: Uses massive ego to make mud his bitch.

Apple
October 30th, 2011, 10:37 AM
Zouken: Needs exorcising.

zlol365
October 30th, 2011, 11:41 AM
Kohaku: If you're not careful, you might become an experiment.

xelloss
October 30th, 2011, 03:03 PM
Arc is not a bim.....



Well, I mean, she isnt reeeeeeeeeeeally that kind of.....


errr, well.....


...


ok maybe there is some truth to that

But we love her anyway!

HitokiriNanaya
October 30th, 2011, 03:08 PM
Nanaya Shiki: Loves walks under full moons, flat chested girls, killing things, and killing himself.

Gee-chan
October 30th, 2011, 06:38 PM
Archer: Orchestrator of the longest, most dragged out and most complicated suicide the world has ever seen, except it failed. Also the posterboy for non chemically induced hair bleach and skin tone alterations.

eddyak
October 30th, 2011, 06:55 PM
Gilgamesh: Making gold armour cool.

For the first time ever

Keyne
October 30th, 2011, 07:19 PM
Gilgamesh: LOLOLOLOL MUNGRLZ, WIMMINZ AND CHLDRUN LOLOLOLOL! *died 3 times*

I3uster
October 30th, 2011, 07:30 PM
Rin: Honor student starts skipping school and looses her inheritance after getting in a relationship with a boy.

HitokiriNanaya
October 30th, 2011, 07:37 PM
Sakura: A worm rape victim that you either love or hate.

terraablaze
October 30th, 2011, 07:38 PM
You guys are doing it wrong, except you 13uster. That one is actually funny.

Tobias
October 30th, 2011, 07:47 PM
Rin/shirou


Closeted and frustrated teenage hormones are at least as much a driving force as a battle to the death between titanic gods and dragons.

Keyne
October 30th, 2011, 07:50 PM
Saber and Shirou: when symbols go wrong.

Bloble
October 30th, 2011, 11:53 PM
Kara no Kyoukai: A girl tries to kill the boy she likes but loses her penis after getting hit by a truck. Five years later she's woken up by a lesbian and the two have adventures together while the boy she likes goes off to be nominated for sainthood.

Ryougi Shiki: Does not give a fuck. Mostly. Will still kill you if s/he gets annoyed, though.

Kokutou Mikiya: The reincarnation of Jesus. 'Nuff said.

SeiKeo
October 31st, 2011, 12:10 AM
Kara no Kyoukai: A girl tries to kill the boy she likes but loses her penis after getting hit by a truck. Five years later she's woken up by a lesbian

I KNEW I wasn't the only one who saw something there!

HitokiriNanaya
October 31st, 2011, 12:45 AM
Tsukhime: A guy rapes a vampire, his sister, and a nun. He doesn't rape the maids.

Five_X
October 31st, 2011, 12:50 AM
Tsukhime: A guy rapes a vampire, his sister, and a nun. He doesn't rape the maids.

*coughKohakuinCielsroutecough*

zlol365
October 31st, 2011, 09:11 AM
Gilgamesh: THE KING

Tsukihime 2: WHEN WILL NASU EVER GET TO IT

Ado Edem: I AM THE SWORD THAT CLEAVES EVIL! ZENGAR ZONVOLTTTOO Ado Edem

Lianru
October 31st, 2011, 09:29 AM
*coughKohakuinCielsroutecough*
That gets you a bad end, though.
(bad end ahahahaha)
TSUKIHIME: LAND-SHARKS

Ivan The Mouse
October 31st, 2011, 10:08 AM
Einzbernian Homunculus: Nasuversian real-life take on characters that are specifically made to be perfect and otaku-pandering.

Verg Avesta
October 31st, 2011, 10:13 AM
Near-Side Routes: Bow-wow panic and guy who never zips up his pants.

Lianru
October 31st, 2011, 10:42 AM
Also, the guy who never takes off his pants.

I3uster
October 31st, 2011, 10:52 AM
SHIKI: Unloved sick child who can only attack people by bleeding on them

Keyne
October 31st, 2011, 10:57 AM
Akiha: noms on boobs and doesn't afraid of anything.

pureauthor
October 31st, 2011, 11:07 AM
Phantasmoon: Arcueid with more revealing clothing.

Kaleido Ruby: Rin with more ridiculous clothing.

Magical Amber: Kohaku.

Magical Caren: ... Um... Something.

Tobias
October 31st, 2011, 11:09 AM
Magical Caren: ... Um... Something.

Magical Caren: an unsuccessful attempt to beat underwear!roast beef in surprise sexy.

Keyne
October 31st, 2011, 11:10 AM
Magical Caren: an unsuccessful attempt to beat underwear!roast beef in surprise sexy. With a giant flail.
Fix'd~~

Five_X
October 31st, 2011, 12:40 PM
EPIC FLAIL!

Apple
November 1st, 2011, 01:22 AM
Arturia, Guinevere and Lancelot: The consequences of lesbianism.

Arturia and Mordred: Because you didn't learn the first time.

Neir
November 1st, 2011, 01:26 AM
Len: Fucking someone the size of a child was never so good.

... What?

Five_X
November 1st, 2011, 01:31 AM
Len: Fucking someone the size of a child was never so good.

... What?

Loli sex: you can tear into wombs if your penis is large enough. This isn't a big deal.

Gee-chan
November 1st, 2011, 10:31 AM
Angel Notes: A world where the environmentalists failed big-time and the other planets are having none of it.

Lianru
November 1st, 2011, 10:33 AM
Len: Fucking someone the size of a child was never so good.


... What?

Loli sex: you can tear into wombs if your penis is large enough. This isn't a big deal.
D:

Cubia - the - Anti-Existence
November 1st, 2011, 06:40 PM
Len: Fucking someone the size of a child was never so good.

... What?


Loli sex: you can tear into wombs if your penis is large enough. This isn't a big deal.

Your doing it wrong.

Tsukihime - Warning helping a fairy-vampire princess may result in being raped by a dream manipulating loli werecat.

Keyne
November 1st, 2011, 06:54 PM
The Last Episode and Mike: like Mentos and Coke.

Lianru
November 1st, 2011, 06:56 PM
So they contain a lot of sugar?

/completely missing the point

Tobias
November 1st, 2011, 07:05 PM
Your doing it wrong.

Tsukihime - Warning helping a fairy-vampire princess may result in being repeatedly raped by a dream manipulating loli werecat.

Fixed

Cubia - the - Anti-Existence
November 1st, 2011, 08:07 PM
Fixed

Thats Kagetsu Tohya. Your getting the main game and the sequal mixed up.

Larekko12
November 1st, 2011, 10:55 PM
ToS Mithos: A boy with a racism problem and sister complex becomes God. Solves neither problem, cause haters gonna hate..

Cubia - the - Anti-Existence
November 2nd, 2011, 11:14 AM
Shirou Emiya or Sion Eltnam - Apparently having a personal name starting with S and a family name starting with E means you will encounter a not quite future version of yourself that wants to kill you.

Archer a.k.a. Counter Guardian Emiya or Dust of Osiris - Any sufficently tanned alternate future version of a nasuverse character with the initials S. E. with the ability to overwrite reality is indistingusihable from an emo.

Five_X
November 2nd, 2011, 11:16 AM
ToS Mithos: A boy with a racism problem and sister complex becomes God. Solves neither problem, cause haters gonna hate..

KnK: A girl with an identity problem and sociopath complex is God. Solves both problems, cause ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE

Tobias
November 2nd, 2011, 11:16 AM
Arch-type earth: apparently nearly divine power isn't enough to stop one from being a self cutting emo.

pureauthor
November 2nd, 2011, 11:19 AM
Arcueid and Ciel's relationship: No matter the time, location, or dominant personality, Arcueid will troll Ciel.

Cubia - the - Anti-Existence
November 2nd, 2011, 12:43 PM
KnK: A girl with an identity problem and sociopath complex is God. Solves both problems, cause ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE

Knk - "The God you are trying to reach is currently sleeping. If you would like to leave a message tell the personality thats using the body and doesn't know about the god part. If your Mikiya it might get back to you at a later time."

Knk - The protagonists baddass boast is acutally about a failed suicide attempt.

Touko Aozaki - "Hi my name is Rei Ayanami and I can be replaced."

Keyne
November 2nd, 2011, 04:41 PM
Shirou's dick: Here comes the final expansion!!.... haha, fooled you!

Neir
November 2nd, 2011, 05:22 PM
Shiki: PENIS DOES WHAT PENIS WANTS

Keyne
November 2nd, 2011, 05:25 PM
Hisui: http://i41.tinypic.com/2n0swo4.jpg

Neir
November 2nd, 2011, 05:27 PM
Hisui:http://i41.tinypic.com/2n0swo4.jpg

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-

Cubia - the - Anti-Existence
November 8th, 2011, 06:02 AM
Fate Stay Night - A boy and a girl plot to make a deal with the devil to retroacticely erase themselves from existence.

Keyne
November 8th, 2011, 06:05 AM
Tsukihime - YEAH I MAD, NOW GIMME SOME VAMPIRE/NUN*/IMOUTO/MEIDO PUSSY/ASS*!!!

*tightly connected

mewarmo990
November 8th, 2011, 02:15 PM
Sakura route - In the end, I 'only' managed to screw her for four hours straight before I fell asleep. SORRY FUYUKI I FAILED YOU, I'LL TRY HARDER NEXT TIME

HitokiriNanaya
November 8th, 2011, 02:55 PM
UBW backwards: is about a king that takes swords out of people and brings the dead to life.

Sherrinford
November 8th, 2011, 02:56 PM
^ Epic post. Right here.

Cubia - the - Anti-Existence
November 8th, 2011, 04:11 PM
Night of Wallachia - All the worlds a stage for a vampire alchemist who goes into show bussiness due to failure to save the world.

Apple
November 8th, 2011, 04:12 PM
UBW backwards: is about a king that takes swords out of people and brings the dead to life.

He also jams hearts into lolis.

Kotonoha
November 8th, 2011, 04:15 PM
He also jams hearts into lolis.

Doctor Gil. He removed a heart from a person who had two and transplanted it to a young girl without a heart.

Apple
November 8th, 2011, 04:17 PM
Gil is the original surgeon.

mewarmo990
November 8th, 2011, 04:19 PM
Doctor Gil. He surgically removed numerous projectiles from a wounded Heracles and freed him from his chains of slavery.

TypeWannabe
November 8th, 2011, 05:02 PM
Doctor Shinji. He almost assisted a distressed young girl from the confines of her sexual repression, but then had to retire because a better doctor showed up to do it for him.

qsurf
November 9th, 2011, 06:19 AM
All Riders: stupidsexyconfusingRiders
All Sabers: srsbusiness
All Archers: HAX!
All Casters: Crazytrain
All Berserkers: Thank goodness they're only Berserkers
All Lancers: Screwed
All Assassins: One dude, even as a chick
Other 'Assassins': ...Golden King has copy-written all his lines I'm afraid

MssrNeko
November 9th, 2011, 07:50 AM
Fake Assassin: Nameless farmer with a sword > you.
Tsubame Gaeshi: Tri-Dimensional Bird Cutter.

Tobias
November 9th, 2011, 08:48 AM
^^

pretty sure lancelot was strongest as a berserker.



just saying!

pureauthor
November 9th, 2011, 09:04 AM
Assassin's and Archers: Tournament Mode renders them hopelessly screwed over in Fate/Extra. Unless they have HAX, like Emiya.

Cubia - the - Anti-Existence
November 9th, 2011, 08:48 PM
Assassin - Everybody ignores the "hassans only" sign.

ylas
November 11th, 2011, 06:23 PM
Your doing it wrong.

Tsukihime - Warning helping a fairy-vampire princess may result in being raped by a dream manipulating loli werecat.

Tsukihime: There is no happy ending. Mollusks thrown in for fun.

Kagetsu Tohya: Because a cat is fine, too.

Melty Blood: Mmh... now with Egyptian alchemists. Wearing short skirts.

Fate/Stay Night: There are no happy endings. Nope, not a single one.

Ergast
November 12th, 2011, 08:10 PM
Assassin's and Archers: Tournament Mode renders them hopelessly screwed over in Fate/Extra. Unless they have HAX, like Emiya.

To be fair, the only not HAX archer is Robin. He is such a disgrace for the class of HAX Servants...

Archer class: How do you really spell HAX. Just one exception (we are thinking about expelling him from the class, though)
Saber class: The only real requeriments is to be blond with green eyes and have a sword.
Rider class: Big chest.
Assassin class: Hey, we have Hassans in our ranks, too. Seriously <--Trying to hard to convince everybody of this
Berserker class: Always related to lolis, flat-chested girls or white haired masters. No exceptions. Except Arc, but Arc isn't a legendary soul.
Caster class: We would make happy a psycologist.
Lancer class: Beware of the Master.

TypeWannabe
November 12th, 2011, 08:11 PM
SOOOOOOOUUUUUUULLLLL CALIBER...THREEEEEE.

qsurf
November 13th, 2011, 03:38 AM
Rider class: Big chest.

Umm, Astolfo has no big chest...he's rather tiny actually, would this make him the Robin Hood of the Riders? Cause now I'm seeing him bond with Robin over how he's such a disappointment to his family....TO THE CRACK PAIRINGS THREAD!

Five_X
November 13th, 2011, 03:39 AM
Astolfo does not exist.

TypeWannabe
November 13th, 2011, 10:55 AM
Although sadly, he just might yet...

Rowanism
November 14th, 2011, 01:05 PM
Doctor Gil. He removed a heart from a person who had two and transplanted it to a young girl without a heart.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imrC3HWwCDU

You should see the annotations in this vid.

Sherrinford
November 14th, 2011, 01:21 PM
Dr. Gilgamesh.

PERFECT.

Five_X
November 14th, 2011, 02:23 PM
Glorious!

CrimsonMoonMist
November 16th, 2011, 05:22 PM
And then, to top it off, he just moonwalked away!
http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/2407/doctorgil.png

Five_X
November 16th, 2011, 07:02 PM
Another, "What Gilgamesh wouldn't say!"

Gilgamesh: Mo' money, mo' problems.

qsurf
November 16th, 2011, 09:50 PM
Gilgamesh: The original OG!

Counterguardian
November 22nd, 2011, 07:47 PM
Zouken + Iskandar = BEHOLD! MY PEERLESS PENIS ARMY!

Cubia - the - Anti-Existence
November 22nd, 2011, 10:37 PM
Altrouge Brunested and Primate Murder - A girl and her dog.

celsius
November 22nd, 2011, 10:38 PM
Caren and Lancer - A girl and her dog.

HitokiriNanaya
November 22nd, 2011, 11:10 PM
Lancer: Always fetches the short end of the stick.

Lianru
November 22nd, 2011, 11:16 PM
Lancer: Don't call him a dog!

Rowanism
November 22nd, 2011, 11:17 PM
Tsukihime: What Twilight could've been if it hadn't sparkling gay homo vampires.

Oh wait, Roa.

celsius
November 22nd, 2011, 11:22 PM
Tsukihime: What Twilight could've been if it hadn't sparkling gay homo vampires.

Oh wait, Roa.

Then does that mean Shiki's Bella?

Rowanism
November 22nd, 2011, 11:54 PM
Yes.

Cubia - the - Anti-Existence
November 23rd, 2011, 12:27 AM
So does that mean Twilight would have been almost decent if Bella semi-regularly flipped out and began to slaughter things?

Five_X
November 23rd, 2011, 12:29 AM
That would make a hilariously great fanfic.

I3uster
November 23rd, 2011, 03:21 AM
So does that mean Twilight would have been almost decent if Bella semi-regularly flipped out and began to slaughter things?
Admit it, you would have watched the movie if Robert Pattinson gets cut into 17 pieces.

Five_X
November 23rd, 2011, 03:22 AM
Hey, I remember now!

I once photoshopped a picture of Arc killing Nrvnqsr's beasts into Arc tearing Robert Pattinson in half!

Good times.

ylas
December 2nd, 2011, 05:08 AM
Akasha:
It might be an Buddhist word, taken from a story about two men in a train.
One man says "What's that package up there in the baggage rack?", and the other answers "Oh, that's an Akasha".
The first one asks "What's an Akasha?". "Well", the other man says, "It's an apparatus for trapping mages".
The first man says "But there are no mages.", and the other one answers "Well, then that's no Akasha!".
So you see, an Akasha is nothing at all.

solopy567
December 2nd, 2011, 11:28 AM
That would make a hilariously great fanfic.

The fanfic itself would be 1000 times better than the original Twilight.

mangafreak7793
December 3rd, 2011, 12:02 AM
Admit it, you would have watched the movie if Robert Pattinson gets cut into 17 pieces.

Yes, I will.

Either that or Bella raping every (non) supernatural thing and making seafood references to those experiences.

Though I prefer the former.

B.B. Rain
December 9th, 2011, 12:27 AM
Carnival Phantasm: Everyone stops pretending they're sober. Also, Lancer changes his name to Kenny.

mewarmo990
December 10th, 2011, 02:32 AM
Carnival Phantasm: The service industry is rough.

Exthiel
December 11th, 2011, 07:11 AM
Carnival Phantasm: Nasuverse on therapy and cupcakes

Lycodrake
December 11th, 2011, 11:53 AM
Carnival Phantasm: Everyone stops pretending they're sober. Also, Lancer changes his name to Kenny.
Carnival Phantasm: "Lancer died! You're not human!" means "You killed Lancer, you b*st*rds!"
Yes.

Exthiel
December 11th, 2011, 03:03 PM
Fate/Extra: go on a quest to discover who you really are...while beating the shit out of historical figures with your magical fox girl wife, including Buddha!

Neir
December 11th, 2011, 03:31 PM
Berserker and Ilya: You'll think about them having sex, even if you don't want to.

petalferrous
December 11th, 2011, 05:48 PM
Berserker and Ilya: You'll think about them having sex, even if you don't want to.
fuck

FSN: Irish dude gets repeatedly cockblocked by a priest

Lycodrake
December 11th, 2011, 07:00 PM
Berserker and Ilya: You'll think about them having sex, even if you don't want to.
*shrugs*

Saber(Arturia), Guinevere, and Berserker(Lancelot): worst love triangle ever? Possibly.

Merlin the Cambion Troll: He got stuck in a tree. How's that for wood? =w=

mewarmo990
December 11th, 2011, 07:43 PM
FSN: Irish guy claims he's sober. But he is LYING.

HitokiriNanaya
December 12th, 2011, 10:23 PM
Tsukihime: About a guy who has buttsex with his senpai and doesn't afraid of anything

Fingolfin
December 12th, 2011, 10:37 PM
Hercules: He breaks things and he is overcompensating for something. Hint: It's his penis.

qsurf
December 17th, 2011, 12:06 PM
Beast's Lair: A Shrine to the Gods of the Spittake

Erlkonig
December 17th, 2011, 04:56 PM
Fate/Stay Night: Man gently manhandles women.
Tsukihime: Man roughly manhandles women.

Five_X
December 17th, 2011, 05:18 PM
Fate/Stay Night: Man gently manhandles women.

Rin and Sakura have to disagree. :P

Erlkonig
December 17th, 2011, 05:19 PM
Rin and Sakura have to disagree. :P

Type-Moon: Men roughly manhandle women would be a better description then?

Five_X
December 17th, 2011, 07:42 PM
Basically yes. Nasu seems to like dudes totally dominating girls... then again, for Tsukihime at least, it was Takeuchi who thought up most of the sex scenarios.

HitokiriNanaya
December 17th, 2011, 07:50 PM
F/SN Rider: Wants to have hot sex with Ayako...oh and save her master...