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2ndsly
November 3rd, 2011, 10:38 AM
REJOICE!
THE TIME HAS COME!

I've Observed, Evaluated, and Planned. And the time has finally come!
It is time to reveal my True Colors. I am going to RULE this dimension .


Who will join me!?
Who will become part of the Army of Darkness!?


www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mKJWkHxCCw



Dark Lord of the Sixth
2ndsly

General Chaos
ItsaRandomUsername

General Orders
Cordialfellow

Major Catastrophe
ringlhach

Major Pein
Spinach

Corporal Punishment
Theocrass

Sergeant Ino
MZeroX

Seasoned Veteran
Spooky

Machine Gunner
__________

SNIPER
Suncofold

Abb Live Eaon
__________

May Lay
__________

Private Pain
fallenblades643

Quarter Master
nununu

Paragon of Rage
The Spy
The Paragon of Rage, The Spy, has graciously designed our sigs. For which We are ever grateful.

Advanced Interrogation Expert
Ivan the Mouse
A mercenary I've managed to hire. I believe he will prove quite useful.



Basic Training:
My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

Upon completion of Basic Training, recruits may use one of our four sigs.
http://i44.tinypic.com/rk330l.png
http://i42.tinypic.com/2ng4ps8.png
http://i44.tinypic.com/33y3tib.png
http://i40.tinypic.com/j9szu0.png

We know have a RP, check it out if your interested. (http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/1287-The-Army-of-Darkness-Role-Play-OC?p=450358#post450358)

2ndsly
November 3rd, 2011, 10:52 AM
Ye who have been downtrodden,
Ye who have been overwritten,
Ye whom are not appreciated,
Join me!

I can not promise there will be no flames.
Because there will BE flames.
FLAMES OF WAR!

We shall give them the fight of the Forum!
Though their numbers may be greater, we strike with SURPRISE!
We shall trample them underfoot and run the 7th Dimension how WE see fit!


Not even the Mods can stop us now!

HAAHAHAAAHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sherrinford
November 3rd, 2011, 10:52 AM
A wut is obligatory.

2ndsly
November 3rd, 2011, 10:53 AM
My thanks.

Would you like a COOKIE OF DARKNESS!!!!!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l065jjmERa1qaah72.jpg

Ivan The Mouse
November 3rd, 2011, 11:17 AM
I am not amused.

2ndsly
November 3rd, 2011, 11:28 AM
Then prepare to face the DARKNESSS!!!!!!!!

2ndsly
November 3rd, 2011, 11:36 AM
@Ivan
Tap two Swamps and a Mountains for Red and Black mana.

MIND ROT!
Target player discards two cards.

Ivan The Mouse
November 3rd, 2011, 12:12 PM
I don't understand anything on your post.

2ndsly
November 3rd, 2011, 12:18 PM
Meh
Magic the Gathering.

Used a spell that made you discard two cards from your hand.

Ivan The Mouse
November 3rd, 2011, 12:51 PM
But I have no cards.

2ndsly
November 3rd, 2011, 01:12 PM
Respond however you can.
I don't care if it's POKEMON cards.

ItsaRandomUsername
November 3rd, 2011, 06:30 PM
Eh, why not.

I need to pad my resume.

2ndsly
November 3rd, 2011, 07:04 PM
Awesome!
Now I can start THE LIST.
Once we have 2 more members I'll begin to explain my plans for CONQUEST.

Spinach
November 3rd, 2011, 07:06 PM
what is this i don't even

2ndsly
November 3rd, 2011, 07:12 PM
Join my Army of Darkness, and take part in CONQUERING the 7th Dimension!

2ndsly
November 3rd, 2011, 07:28 PM
Next person to sign up becomes Major Catastrophe.

ringlhach
November 3rd, 2011, 08:07 PM
Screw it, why not. Besides, the title suits.

2ndsly
November 3rd, 2011, 08:09 PM
YES!
Welcome to the FOLD
Major Catastrophe.

ringlhach
November 3rd, 2011, 08:10 PM
I nominate Theo for Corporeal Corporal Punishment. Or maybe that should be "perversion?" Eh, whatever works.

Theocrass
November 3rd, 2011, 08:16 PM
Sure, why not?

2ndsly
November 3rd, 2011, 08:18 PM
Yes we have our Corporal Punishment!

Spinach
November 3rd, 2011, 08:24 PM
Well, what do I have to lose?

COMMAND ME, MY LIEGE!

2ndsly
November 3rd, 2011, 09:22 PM
Welcome to the Army, Major Pein!

eddyak
November 3rd, 2011, 09:40 PM
Unfortunately, your interests coincide with my own. Beast's Lair lies within the jurisdiction of the Earth, which I mean to take over sometime in the near future.

I am afraid I will have to destroy your army.

2ndsly
November 3rd, 2011, 09:49 PM
meh

You may attempt to do so.

ItsaRandomUsername
November 3rd, 2011, 09:49 PM
Not if we destroy Eddyak first.

2ndsly
November 3rd, 2011, 09:51 PM
Surround him?
Or does that seem to simple?

I say we go for a full scale Man- Hunt!

Twelveseal
November 3rd, 2011, 09:55 PM
You mean Yak hunt, right?

Or are Yaks an endangered species?

2ndsly
November 3rd, 2011, 09:58 PM
Not yet they aint.
Give me a few more months.

Spooky
November 4th, 2011, 12:34 AM
I have the perfect counter to your so-called "Army of Darkness!"

http://www.starmoviesasia.tv/App_Files/Microsites/Main/104.jpg

2ndsly
November 4th, 2011, 12:38 AM
meh

That's not hardly a counter at all!
Ash doesn't want to be a hero. So we don't bother him and he doesn't bother us.



We have three openings, want to join up?
(and how's your archerko fic going?)

Spooky
November 4th, 2011, 12:41 AM
(and how's your archerko fic going?)

Goddamn, someone mentioned it again! That means I might actually have to do something soon! :p

2ndsly
November 4th, 2011, 12:45 AM
meh
Don't complain Too much. Sometimes we need a little push to get where we need to go.


Besides, it's great work. Read it while I was a lurker. Part of the reason I signed up.

Spooky
November 4th, 2011, 12:50 AM
Besides, it's great work. Read it while I was a lurker. Part of the reason I signed up.

Wow, that's actually... a little flattering. Thanks.
Now I really should write some more. Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you trying to guilt me into it? Cause if you are, it might be working.

2ndsly
November 4th, 2011, 12:55 AM
Props where they're due.
You, Kiaren, and Elf brought me here.


So, want to join up?

Spooky
November 4th, 2011, 01:00 AM
After all that, I guess I should, no? Sign me up, oh dark lord!

Though I consider both Kieren and Elf leagues above me, really.

2ndsly
November 4th, 2011, 01:04 AM
Three spots open, which do you want?

Spooky
November 4th, 2011, 01:11 AM
I like the sound of the seasoned veteran best. I can chomp on my cigars while reminiscing about how back in my day, there was no such thing as broadband so if we wanted to take over the internet we'd have to do it the long, hard way!

2ndsly
November 4th, 2011, 01:16 AM
Who says it won't be long and hard anyway? Our enemies are more numerous then they would have been back then and they all have access to the same advances.


By the by. I'm running low on spiffy titles. Anyone have ideas?

ringlhach
November 4th, 2011, 08:07 AM
We need a sergeant of some sort.

MZeroX
November 4th, 2011, 08:08 AM
Sergeant of Lolicon Coalition is right here.

/old title way back when was SLC.

2ndsly
November 4th, 2011, 08:52 AM
I'd prefer another pun (to match the others), but that could work.

2ndsly
November 4th, 2011, 09:17 AM
Announcement:

We know have both a Theme Song and a Dress Code.
They may be found on page 1. Use them well.

ringlhach
November 4th, 2011, 11:14 AM
Hit a man-sized target with what is my question. Rifles are easy; pistols slightly less so; and throwing... yeah. Don't ask me to throw things. Ever. Bad, bad juju.

2ndsly
November 4th, 2011, 11:21 AM
Blas Techs of course.
I'm gonna show up those Stormtroopers wherever possible.

Should I appeal to The Spy for Army of Darkness sigs?

Sherrinford
November 4th, 2011, 11:41 AM
My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors

Like the mooks from Equilibrium?

2ndsly
November 4th, 2011, 11:45 AM
Not necessarily.
The point is to make it harder to for infiltrators to masquerade as one one of us.

Spinach
November 4th, 2011, 01:04 PM
NONE WILL EVER SEE THE MAN BEHIND THIS MASK, NOT EVEN YOU, MY LIEGE.

2ndsly
November 4th, 2011, 01:15 PM
NONE WILL EVER SEE THE MAN BEHIND THIS MASK, NOT EVEN YOU, MY LIEGE.
Not nessisary, the point is to be identifiable.

Spinach
November 4th, 2011, 01:23 PM
VERY WELL THEN, MY LIEGE.

Cruor
November 4th, 2011, 03:46 PM
FOOLS HOW CAN AN ARMY OF DARKNESS BE PUBLICIZED!? FOR SHAME

DarkMAN
November 4th, 2011, 03:57 PM
FOOLS HOW CAN AN ARMY OF DARKNESS BE PUBLICIZED!? FOR SHAME

That's what you get with Dark Lords wannabes. Sigh... That's why no body respects the true army anymore...

2ndsly
November 4th, 2011, 04:21 PM
Kukukukuukkuuuukukuuuukkuuuu





Spinach , it occurs to me that you have a cool title now.

Spinach
November 4th, 2011, 05:02 PM
Holy crap, you're right! I do!

Sherrinford
November 4th, 2011, 06:25 PM
Yes, Spinach is indeed a friendly person.

/ no sarcasm.

MssrNeko
November 4th, 2011, 06:38 PM
>see "Army of Darkness" thread
>no mention of Ash, boomsticks, or Bruce Campbell one measly pic of Bruce
>Disappoint.jpg

Spinach
November 4th, 2011, 07:39 PM
Yes, Spinach is indeed a friendly person.

/ no sarcasm.

/Pats Sherrinford on the back

I think you're a swell guy, too.

2ndsly
November 4th, 2011, 10:09 PM
>see "Army of Darkness" thread
>no mention of Ash, boomsticks, or Bruce Campbell one measly pic of Bruce
>Disappoint.jpg


meh,
You actually have a point. If I was you Id go through the same thing.


Oh well, too late to change the name now.

Ivan The Mouse
November 5th, 2011, 03:23 AM
Everyday I'm hustling.

2ndsly
November 5th, 2011, 01:11 PM
No,
it's not descriptive enough.

fallenblades643
November 6th, 2011, 04:48 PM
I shall be the Private of PAIN!!! for i only hurt myself.

2ndsly
November 6th, 2011, 04:50 PM
Welcome, Private Pain.
May you hurt only yourself when you go BOOM.

Keyne
November 6th, 2011, 04:58 PM
Tap two Swamps and a Mountains for Red and Black mana.
I'd rather use Plains and Forests for White and Green mana!

2ndsly
November 6th, 2011, 05:07 PM
Bant.
HERE!
YOU DARE SHOW YOUR GREENWHITEBLUE FACE HERE!

LIGHTENINGBOLT!!!!!

Ivan The Mouse
November 6th, 2011, 10:27 PM
Green and Purple mana. Tee hee.

2ndsly
November 6th, 2011, 10:39 PM
Troller, NO TROLLING!

Besides, the implications of purple mana is disturbing.

Ivan The Mouse
November 6th, 2011, 10:49 PM
You know what it is!

...But I don't get it.

2ndsly
November 6th, 2011, 10:53 PM
Purple mana would be a combination of Red and Blue mana.
Which are the Worst of enemies.
Blue is calm
Red is rash

Blue controls
Red burns

Its a bit scary if you think about it.

Ivan The Mouse
November 6th, 2011, 11:38 PM
Purple is chaos mana.

2ndsly
November 6th, 2011, 11:40 PM
No, that's gold mana, made of all fi e colors.

Cordialfellow
November 7th, 2011, 02:32 AM
An army of evil huh? Interesting.(Assumes the Gendo pose).

Spinach
November 7th, 2011, 02:38 AM
Verily.(Dons a mustache and monocle.)

2ndsly
November 7th, 2011, 02:45 AM
An army of evil huh? Interesting.(Assumes the Gendo pose).
Will you join?

Cordialfellow
November 7th, 2011, 12:06 PM
Whats in it for me?

MZeroX
November 7th, 2011, 12:16 PM
we have cookies.

Cordialfellow
November 7th, 2011, 01:29 PM
Cookies? What kind?

Spinach
November 7th, 2011, 01:36 PM
Chocolate chip and souls.

2ndsly
November 7th, 2011, 01:43 PM
Cookies of DARKNESS!

I will soon start teaching Magic to my Army.
A small sample.

Tap into five mountain ranges for five Mana.
Then,
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/9e/200.jpg

Spinach
November 7th, 2011, 01:45 PM
I prefer to throw daggers, force my enemies to age rapidly, rip out their heart, or turn their brains into gunpowder. But thanks for the offer, my liege.

2ndsly
November 7th, 2011, 01:47 PM
Meh,
There are other, more subtle magics if you care for them.

Sherrinford
November 7th, 2011, 01:49 PM
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/9e/200.jpg

>Catch.

What if you're fighting Lancelot?

:3


I prefer to throw daggers, force my enemies to age rapidly, rip out their heart, or turn their brains into gunpowder. But thanks for the offer, my liege.

*tilts head, confused*

Spinach
November 7th, 2011, 01:52 PM
Meh,
There are other, more subtle magics if you care for them.

Your wise arts would be wasted on one such as I, who is so accustomed to the more savage combat arts.


*tilts head, confused*

:3

2ndsly
November 7th, 2011, 01:55 PM
Tap into One mountain for one Mana.
And,
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/m10/146.jpg


A note to any with intrest in magic.
While Lava Axe is more powerful then Lightening Bolt; it also takes longer to cast, and more energy to cast.

Cordialfellow
November 7th, 2011, 02:02 PM
Cookie of darkness? They're delicious! Count me in. Red magic? How unrefined. Tap into two Islands for two Mana and

3353

2ndsly
November 7th, 2011, 02:06 PM
Meh,
I was going to go into all the colors.
I just decided a basic Burn spell would be well received.
In fact, Negate was the specific one I was going to teach. Though it might have been best to save it for the
Lightening Bolt.

2ndsly
November 7th, 2011, 02:06 PM
EDIT: Welcome to the Force, General Orders.

Cordialfellow
November 7th, 2011, 02:09 PM
I am quite sorry oh Lord of Darkness.
Edit:There is an l in my username you know.

2ndsly
November 7th, 2011, 02:50 PM
Fixing,
I'm terrible at spelling.
Some of the edits I've had to make were quite amusing if you caught them in the 30 seconds they were viewable.

Cordialfellow
November 7th, 2011, 02:56 PM
I can only imagine. Sooooo what are we going to do now?

nununu
November 7th, 2011, 02:57 PM
Is the hoarder quartermaster slot still open?

Cordialfellow
November 7th, 2011, 03:04 PM
Do you have silver bullets readily available?

2ndsly
November 7th, 2011, 03:04 PM
Meh, a while back a had a draft for our attack plans, but then someone(obviously not you) came in and distracted me.

I have a few things planned out.
Mock attack plans, signatures by TheSpy, MtG spells for lols. Then I had a more audacious thought.
This is amusing and all, but I wonder if anyone would actually like to role-play it. There are interesting possibilities there. Also recruiting is an ongoing effort. Need new punny titles. And I had one amusing quest for any member of the dark army.

Really, I can take this anywhere. But it depends of participation.

Next up are probably the Spells, the Sigs, and possibly the Quest.

2ndsly
November 7th, 2011, 03:05 PM
Is the hoarder quartermaster slot still open?
We always can make room.
Just need a punny/interesting/cool title.

MZeroX
November 7th, 2011, 05:41 PM
I reserve the right to temporarily god-mode whenever the number 6 is brought up. Taping into the powers of my previous ZeXiness, I have powers that game break at the cost of lulziness. Something of which I shall never run dry, though I might die more often than not.

fallenblades643
November 7th, 2011, 05:41 PM
We're in need of spells? well I may be able to help.

2ndsly
November 7th, 2011, 05:46 PM
Some basics.
At least one spell for each color to start.

fallenblades643
November 7th, 2011, 05:48 PM
Alright let me go find my green stuff, i have a little of everything else on hand.

EDIT.
Alright found a few decent ones from my collection (of what i found so far)of spells:
33553356335733583359

Cordialfellow
November 8th, 2011, 02:03 AM
Interesting.
Edit: 2ndsly, your plan does sound quite intriguing. Let's go for it!

2ndsly
November 9th, 2011, 09:16 PM
Already on it.
Just working up.


The quest comes first,
Problem being that I need cooperation with some one to make it work.
It's taking time to set up.

I'm going to go ahead and start ordering sigs from The Spy.


Edit: nununu, you are our new quartermaster.
I've decided you don't need a punny title.

Spinach
November 9th, 2011, 09:24 PM
A sig will weigh me down when I'm working recon missions. I prefer to travel light, my liege.

That, and my current sig is boss.

2ndsly
November 9th, 2011, 09:54 PM
Sigs are not required, merely extra.

I'm hoping formone general army of darkness sig
And at least one Magic sig, containing five spells that the user can call up quickly.
For example, to use Lava Axe, instead of tapping into five mountains and then IMGing a pic, you can simple shout the name.

If it becomes popular I twill ask for more varieties of the Magic sig.

2ndsly
November 10th, 2011, 12:05 AM
NOTICE:
We now have four awesome sigs, designed by The Spy.
All members are free to use them.
Found on page one.

I am currently designing a RP for the Army of Darkness.
When it is up you can expect several things.
1. Specialization in long or short range combat
2. A level up system that is easy to understand
3. A relatively simple Magic system(nothing like what I've been playing with in this thread)
4. Multiple quests of varying difficulty

I would like some feedback, but either way, you can expect the RP OC to be up within the next few days.

Spinach
November 10th, 2011, 12:08 AM
RPing is not my cup of tea. I like to watch others RP, but I do not enjoy doing the same myself.

2ndsly
November 10th, 2011, 12:12 AM
It won't be your typical RP.

Just do me a favor and reserve judgment until you can read the OC.

Spinach
November 10th, 2011, 12:13 AM
I would not judge something before it is born(Kotomine image goes here) but it is still highly unlikely that I will participate.

2ndsly
November 10th, 2011, 12:16 AM
Meh.

We'll see. I'm hoping to do something entirely different from what the others do.

Well, maybe not entirely.
I've got the idea roughed out, but now I need to polish it.


On the bright side, the OC will likely attract new members.

ItsaRandomUsername
November 10th, 2011, 12:23 AM
RP?

I'd give it a go.

Suncofold
November 10th, 2011, 12:55 AM
*Wondering if it's too late to ask* I notice your ranks lack a designated sniper position. *cough*

2ndsly
November 10th, 2011, 12:59 AM
The ranks are largely meaningless at the moment.
In time I'll add descriptions that actually have merit to the post, but that's after the RP starts.

I actually would be happy to have you for a SNIPER.
Largely because the title Sniper already holds meaning to the forum.
I choose most of them for the puns.

nununu
November 10th, 2011, 03:25 AM
http://i.imgur.com/IZFaf.jpg

Over here, stranger...

I got something that might interest ya, ehehehe...



Trying to find a pic/manga panel of Reisen peddling her meds. Some help would be appreciated.

2ndsly
November 10th, 2011, 03:34 AM
I don't know who that is, but I'll look.

MZeroX
November 10th, 2011, 03:35 AM
Trying to find a pic/manga panel of Reisen peddling her meds. Some help would be appreciated.
http://i.imgur.com/MXQDN.jpg
or do you want one of higher quality?

nununu
November 10th, 2011, 03:36 AM
http://i.imgur.com/MXQDN.jpg
or do you want one of higher quality?

*yoink*

Cool. Thanks.

2ndsly
November 10th, 2011, 03:37 AM
I feel inadequate.

MZeroX
November 10th, 2011, 03:40 AM
Dark Lord, shouldn't you be glad that one of your subordinates is able to fulfill your tasks without you having to exert effort?

Ivan The Mouse
November 10th, 2011, 03:41 AM
^ I back this statement.

MZeroX
November 10th, 2011, 03:45 AM
oh god wut. while continuing my search for other pictures of reisen selling things (excluding herself, unless you want pr0n), i ran into a picture of Len (Kagetsu Tohya, Melty Blood, etc) undressing Reisen. I'm so confused. And slightly aroused. But mainly confused.

Ivan The Mouse
November 10th, 2011, 03:49 AM
oh god wut. while continuing my search for other pictures of reisen selling things (excluding herself, unless you want pr0n), i ran into a picture of Len (Kagetsu Tohya, Melty Blood, etc) undressing Reisen. I'm so confused. And slightly aroused. But mainly confused.

It didn't happen. It did not exist. Make me believe it does exist.

nununu
November 10th, 2011, 03:53 AM
oh god wut. while continuing my search for other pictures of reisen selling things (excluding herself, unless you want pr0n), i ran into a picture of Len (Kagetsu Tohya, Melty Blood, etc) undressing Reisen. I'm so confused. And slightly aroused. But mainly confused.

Link please :3

Also, where did you find the shop pic? Trudging through the booru's without the right tags is hard T.T

edit: reisen tag on pixiv; wish me luck XD

2ndsly
November 10th, 2011, 03:55 AM
meh,

I'm having to rethink some of my RP ideas.

Do you want a leveling system?
Do you want areas of differing difficulty?

deviatesfish
November 10th, 2011, 03:56 AM
I am not amused.

This.

MZeroX
November 10th, 2011, 03:57 AM
lol, that's exactly what i did, just slapped "reisen_udongein_inaba" into danbooru and started from the last page and proceeded forward. well, first i tried "reisen_udongein_inaba backpack" and other variations, hoping for one of those images where she has that woven pack on her back that is often shown with medicine peddlers, but didn't get success. Same process I ran into the Len/Reisen pic.
Clearly NSFW
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/197462/


(http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/197462/)

2ndsly
November 10th, 2011, 04:00 AM
This.

Can I temp you with a COOKIE(of DARKNESS)?
http://media.thestar.topscms.com/images/9c/e4/f6a6aa7941929bcd2d5bebfed806.jpeg

MZeroX
November 10th, 2011, 04:02 AM
edit: reisen tag on pixiv; wish me luck XDi hope you've got your balls properly supported, because you're in for a bumpy ride. good luck, soldier.

nununu
November 10th, 2011, 04:12 AM
i hope you've got your balls properly supported, because you're in for a bumpy ride. good luck, soldier.

Meh. Only came back with one so-so pic.

MZeroX
November 10th, 2011, 04:15 AM
yeah, that's what i mean. a lot of trouble for not much gain. bumpy ride is, imo, one that doesn't go smoothly. and a smooth image surf means lots of keepers.

deviatesfish
November 10th, 2011, 04:23 AM
Can I temp you with a COOKIE(of DARKNESS)?


Dentist says I should cut back on sugar.

Cordialfellow
November 10th, 2011, 05:44 AM
Cookies of Darkness have no sugar. The sugar is substituted with the souls of puppies and kittens. It's quite delicious.

Spinach
November 10th, 2011, 05:44 AM
Actually, I baked this batch. I used orphans instead of kittens and puppies. Makes them chewier.

Cordialfellow
November 10th, 2011, 05:48 AM
Ah. I thought they smelt differently.

nununu
November 10th, 2011, 05:49 AM
Cookies can't not have sugar. Unless orphans, kittens and puppies are sweeteners, we're stuck with Biscuits of Darkness.

Cordialfellow
November 10th, 2011, 05:52 AM
Meh. I'm okay with Biscuits of Darkness.

deviatesfish
November 10th, 2011, 07:23 AM
orphans, kittens and puppies

Sugar, sugar, and a lot of sugar

Ivan The Mouse
November 10th, 2011, 07:59 AM
Sugar, sugar, and a lot of sugar

How is that possible? How did you know?

2ndsly
November 10th, 2011, 08:15 AM
Alright, I've got the big things worked out.
The Army of Darkness RPOC will be going up within the next 24 hours.


By the way Ivan,
I am doing your assigned reading.


(Who ever heard of a Dark Lord havving ASSIGNED READING! This is not the end! I WILL HAVE MY VENGENCE!)


EDIT,
Cookies of Darkness, taste however the eater wants them to taste. They're flexible that way. Able to respond to changing situations. It's why they signed on.

deviatesfish
November 10th, 2011, 08:23 AM
How is that possible? How did you know?

I tasted them

2ndsly
November 10th, 2011, 08:25 AM
You know what that means,
You Wanted them to be sugared!

Cordialfellow
November 10th, 2011, 09:14 AM
An astonishing leap of deduction mi'lord. However did you figure it out?

nununu
November 10th, 2011, 09:28 AM
http://i.imgur.com/NbR4i.jpg

How about mooncakes(of darkness!) then? Made using stuff from Yagokoro Clinic's pharmaceutical lab the best ingredients(of darkness!).

Cordialfellow
November 10th, 2011, 09:32 AM
Possibly. But we must run it by 2ndsly first. But as an aside I will not partake in your mooncakes. I do not trust anything made by a rabbit who willingly joned the Army of Darkness.

2ndsly
November 10th, 2011, 09:45 AM
Cookies of Darkness, taste however the eater wants them to taste. They're flexible that way. Able to respond to changing situations. It's why they signed on.

Mooncakes(of darkness) are fine too.

Ivan The Mouse
November 10th, 2011, 09:46 AM
I would violate that cowardly Rabbit and give her a Guantanamo Camp-style massage.

Cordialfellow
November 10th, 2011, 09:46 AM
I'm still not eatng the mooncakes.

2ndsly
November 10th, 2011, 09:50 AM
You don't have to.

So no one has any opinion, on the RP?

Ivan The Mouse
November 10th, 2011, 10:01 AM
Hey, I wanna join your crew. Not officially, just some kind of a mercenary unit.

I want my title to be "Advanced Interrogation Expert". I want to be paid with pictures of Marisa Kirisame, fresh from Pixiv, at least once per questioning session.

Cordialfellow
November 10th, 2011, 10:13 AM
Yeah. Let's do the RP. It sound prety good.

2ndsly
November 10th, 2011, 10:16 AM
^^Fair enough,
I'll see if I can't line up a supplier.

Your contract is ready, you've read the fine print, you've signed.
Who needs a soul anyway?
Welcome, to the Dark Side!

Edit:
The RP OC will be up sometime today. With the first quest becoming available soon after.
You will level up as you play
As you level up, your magic abilities get stronger
The quest will have Objectives, but at least half of them will have side quests, should you choose to accept them.
Gather new weapons and relics as you go along to help you in your journey.
Play as a group, or alone.


Ive tried to take the best of RPGs and forum RPs for this. You have many RPG elements, but it's structured looser. So theres less to keep track of.

Cordialfellow
November 10th, 2011, 10:20 AM
A massive amount of power and all you want in return is a measly soul? I'm pretty sure I'm cheating you.:D

2ndsly
November 10th, 2011, 10:25 AM
Edited,

But I'll take your soul too.

Cordialfellow
November 10th, 2011, 10:26 AM
Feel free to take it. It isn't very useful anyway.

2ndsly
November 10th, 2011, 10:31 AM
Welcome!
To the Dark Side!

Cordialfellow
November 10th, 2011, 11:00 AM
Fear us! We will take your souls and bake them into delicious cookies!

2ndsly
November 10th, 2011, 11:23 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2645/4115067660_c6df525b8b.jpg

Cordialfellow
November 10th, 2011, 11:37 AM
Exhibit A.

fallenblades643
November 10th, 2011, 04:23 PM
Ok this RP things got me interested can't wait to see it. Also I have a sign on bonus for Ivan.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JijFFz2g7L4

2ndsly
November 10th, 2011, 05:02 PM
I've got most of the essentials together now.
At this point I'm adding polish and writing the introduction.

2ndsly
November 10th, 2011, 07:09 PM
The Role Play OC is up.


http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/1287-The-Army-of-Darkness-Role-Play-OC?p=450358#post450358

Cordialfellow
November 11th, 2011, 02:15 AM
Yes! Now I can be evil! Mwahahahahahahaha!

2ndsly
November 11th, 2011, 05:39 AM
Meh
Just go ahead and sign up and I'll put up the first IC.

Ivan The Mouse
November 11th, 2011, 06:18 AM
Ok this RP things got me interested can't wait to see it. Also I have a sign on bonus for Ivan.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JijFFz2g7L4

Thank you.

2ndsly
December 5th, 2011, 12:40 AM
Well, I guess this moment has been long coming.

I know our battles for the forum have been warying.
I know that tour spirits are shaken.
I know that some of use, have been irreverably changed.

*sadly looks at title and avi*

But we Must press on.
Come forth, my Army of Darkness!
Come forth to renew your Oaths to the DEEPEST DARK!

And to assist you in this endeavor....















http://newhopebible.net/clientimages/49429/general/cookout_5820c_copy.jpg


To start things off, I have some

Apples
http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/apples.jpg

And a Pineapple
http://www.wyalusingrams.com/5392701024205415/lib/5392701024205415/pineapple.jpg

Pulling out my sharpest torture implement, I skillfully core the precleaned apples and skinned them, delicately lifting the skin from the flesh.

http://www.quitecurious.com/wp-content/gallery/apple-tart/apples-cored.jpg
Then I sliced them into thick sections, so their torture woulsnt end too Quickly.Well used to similar distactions, I keep working dispight how sticky my fingers have become, I place each apple in a steel container. The container usually had a different use, but it would serve the purpose.

Next I turn to the Pineapple, griping it like I would a hand (softly but firmly),I hold it parallel to the cutting board. The tool I use cuts though the flesh of the fruit like it would butter, it is my favored tool for a reason.
http://www.drgranny.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Pineapple.jpg

Once I have six think slices of flesh, I drop them into the same container I did the apples. Water, the life blood of life, soon follows. Then I take three lemons in my fists, and CRUSH them into a pulp to allow their juices to flow into the pot. They shall remain there'd for twenty minutes, so their situation can sink in.

While they're soaking, I'm gonna make sure my grill is really clean. Bloodstains are so difficult to remove.
http://gratechef.com/wp-content/gallery/steaming-grill-brush/gc-steaming-grill-brush-w-hand.jpg

Ivan The Mouse
December 5th, 2011, 01:45 AM
Uguu~

ItsaRandomUsername
December 5th, 2011, 01:48 AM
An EVIL Cookout!

Oh hell yes.

nununu
December 5th, 2011, 02:22 AM
http://i.imgur.com/iDNIU.jpg

Fresh from Skyrim. Nabbed them while in plain sight of the owner-farmer.

And yes, I love grilled/roasted leeks.

Spinach
December 5th, 2011, 02:27 AM
Apples and pineapple are certainly EVIL, but where are the burgers, my liege?

2ndsly
December 5th, 2011, 07:17 AM
All in good time.

Fuit must be grilled on the cleanest grill possible. Otherwise it becomes meat flavored.

Expect a new section up within 2 hours.

Spinach
December 5th, 2011, 07:35 AM
My liege, could I ask you to save a small portion of the meat to grill after the meat has been grilled? I rather like the taste of meat.

2ndsly
December 5th, 2011, 07:39 AM
Hmmm

Ah! You want to taste meat flavored grilled fruit.?.

Sure.

Spinach
December 5th, 2011, 08:08 AM
Thank you sir.

2ndsly
December 5th, 2011, 08:44 AM
Something's come up.
Give me another two hours for the grilling to really start.

ringlhach
December 5th, 2011, 04:39 PM
(still waiting)

I'm hungry, dammit, and I'm not allowed to leave my desk...

2ndsly
December 5th, 2011, 04:51 PM
Ended up rewriting the first section.
Check the edit time to see if you've read the updated version.

Tell me how you like it.

ringlhach
December 5th, 2011, 04:54 PM
NOM

Not sure what makes the apples evil, though. Pineapple's always evil, but not apples. It's one of the reasons I enjoy devouring them so much. Also DAMN YOU FINGERS WORK RIGHT

Keyne
October 15th, 2012, 10:10 AM
Do you have a Selsenya splash image?

Bittersweet
October 15th, 2012, 10:17 AM
Keyne: "Rise eternal dragon, grant my wish! Bring this thread back to life!"

http://www.geocities.ws/gr81987/shenron.jpg
"Your wish has been granted."

Keyne
October 16th, 2012, 10:41 AM
Oh shi-

Shen Long!

2ndsly
October 16th, 2012, 03:36 PM
Keyne: "Rise eternal dragon, grant my wish! Bring this thread back to life!"

http://www.geocities.ws/gr81987/shenron.jpg
"Your wish has been granted."

lol


Yes, this thread WILL get going again. Just give me some time to acclimate to BL again.