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ItsaRandomUsername
November 5th, 2011, 07:20 PM
You know what? It really bothers me how much a depression can affect the whole world.

I think we're putting too much stock in the economy.



The rules of this game are simple:
Post puns.
How many can you come uo with? And how bad can you get them to be?

Your turn, BL.

Your turn.






......Theo is going to hate this thread. ^^;;;;;;

Twelveseal
November 5th, 2011, 07:21 PM
I have only one thing to offer.

Xanth. All of it. That's punishment enough.

Lianru
November 5th, 2011, 07:26 PM
These puns aren't going to be very punny, are they?

And yes, Theo is going to hate this thread beary much.

MssrNeko
November 5th, 2011, 07:33 PM
I hope Theo is beary prebeared for this unbearable bear of a thread.

Lianru
November 5th, 2011, 07:39 PM
If he's not, he might delete all of these posts, leaving the thread bear.

double pun XD

2ndsly
November 5th, 2011, 07:45 PM
You shall all learn to fear this Dark Lord of the Sixth!

KENTA
November 5th, 2011, 08:06 PM
Very punny you guys.

Alulim
November 5th, 2011, 08:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW72LJVgGYM&list=FLEokVqZ8SbBtMZBUvoatqSw& index=144&feature=plpp_video

DB-L
November 5th, 2011, 09:04 PM
The new mod is going to bury beary this thread. :(

2ndsly
November 5th, 2011, 09:07 PM
Naw, hes got enough trouble with Private Pain.
Pain has been AWAL for far too long as it is.
I've even had to remove his name from the list!

esgalia
November 5th, 2011, 09:58 PM
I have to leave for my fruit vendor job now. Orange you all glad?

DB-L
November 5th, 2011, 10:36 PM
William decided to join the military, but he always felt uncomfortable whenever they were ordered to "Fire at Will."

Theocrass
November 6th, 2011, 01:07 AM
I have no friends named IRUn.

2ndsly
November 6th, 2011, 01:10 AM
Corporal Punishment, your here!

ItsaRandomUsername
November 6th, 2011, 01:58 AM
I have no friends named IRUn.

Exactly.

IRUn's not my name.

MZeroX
November 6th, 2011, 11:10 AM
Why aren't chemists kicked out of bars? Argone doesn't react.

/you wanted bad, i'll give you bad.

Sei
November 6th, 2011, 11:12 AM
You can't avoid my Gay Bulge.
*for those who actually say the Eng Dub of FSN*

2ndsly
November 6th, 2011, 11:38 AM
I've actually gotten tired of just listing members of my Army of Darkness.
So here's the full list, compleat with openings.

The Army of Darkness

Dark Lord of the Sixth
2ndsly

General Chaos
ItsaRandomUsername

General Orders

Major Catastrophe
ringlhach

Major Pein
Spinach

Corporal Punishment
Theocrass

Sergeant Ino
MZeroX

Seasoned Veteran
Spooky

Private Pain

Lianru
November 6th, 2011, 11:43 AM
Double post?

Gaia
November 6th, 2011, 11:59 AM
BL is working very slowly atm, it might be the reason for double post.

MZeroX
November 6th, 2011, 12:02 PM
yeah, sometimes it doesn't load the page after you hit "post reply", and when you go to refresh the page, it resends the post information, posting twice.

2ndsly
November 6th, 2011, 01:10 PM
Fixed,
Took so long to load I had to leave.

ItsaRandomUsername
November 7th, 2011, 01:10 AM
I thought dating a tennis player would be a ball, but it was just a racquet!

Theocrass
November 7th, 2011, 01:32 AM
I should clarify.

I have no friends named ItsaRandomUsername. '_'

Elyrin
November 7th, 2011, 01:43 AM
You'll just have to bear with it, Theo~

Ivan The Mouse
November 7th, 2011, 02:32 AM
[While watching badly-acted porn with a virgin actress in it.] "This is so bloody painful to watch!"

2ndsly
November 7th, 2011, 02:57 AM
That's just shameless Ivan!
Shameless!

deviatesfish
November 7th, 2011, 06:02 AM
The first guy to mass produce candies made a mint.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

Calves take well to bottle feeding because one nipple is as good as an udder.

Now matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn't even afford to pay attention.

Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners.

MZeroX
November 7th, 2011, 06:13 AM
This thread makes me feel pungently bad.

2ndsly
November 7th, 2011, 03:16 PM
There is a reason Doctors call it medical practice.

Tobias
November 7th, 2011, 04:00 PM
BL is working very slowly atm, it might be the reason for double post.

If BL was any slower, it would be the tsuki remake

Lianru
November 7th, 2011, 04:04 PM
;_;

Sherrinford
November 7th, 2011, 04:23 PM
If BL was any slower, it would be the tsuki remake

* rimshot! *

But yes, well played Tobias.

2ndsly
November 7th, 2011, 04:24 PM
I don't get it.
I get the joke, but not the pun.

Sherrinford
November 7th, 2011, 04:31 PM
Eh, now that I notice it, you're right... I don't see a pun either.

But hey, I don't care, I liked the joke.

: )

Lianru
November 7th, 2011, 04:45 PM
I didn't.

;_;

Sherrinford
November 7th, 2011, 04:46 PM
ARE YOU SMILING Lianru?!?!

Lianru
November 7th, 2011, 04:47 PM
No.

;_;

I'M SLEEPING

Sherrinford
November 7th, 2011, 04:49 PM
Then smile while sleeping!



















Smile!

SeiKeo
November 7th, 2011, 06:01 PM
Let's put a smile on that face!

Lianru
November 7th, 2011, 06:04 PM
Do I turn it upside down after that?

MZeroX
November 7th, 2011, 06:10 PM
nah, he's saying that your smile is miles away.

deviatesfish
November 8th, 2011, 05:14 AM
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20110415.gif

I3uster
November 8th, 2011, 05:38 AM
Oh god this one nearly killed me.

2ndsly
November 8th, 2011, 09:57 AM
It's not shamess enough.
;}

Ivan The Mouse
November 8th, 2011, 10:10 AM
It's not shamess enough.
;}

I think it is.

2ndsly
November 8th, 2011, 10:40 AM
Buti can Feel the shame!
;}

ItsaRandomUsername
November 8th, 2011, 10:58 AM
I just bought a twelve-pound bag of shredded mozerella!

It's GRATEd!

ItsaRandomUsername
November 23rd, 2011, 10:04 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/1zp4pq8.jpg
The lives of Kiritsugu's wife and daughter always were a weight on his shoulders that he had to bear. (http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot)

xm0123
November 23rd, 2011, 10:21 PM
Squirrels would love you; you're nuts!

ItsaRandomUsername
December 14th, 2011, 07:53 PM
Chili's = Ribs for your pleasure.

Tobias
December 14th, 2011, 07:55 PM
you know, I hear that the guy from those spy movies is a total sucker, I mean, today he is david webb, but he was bourne yesterday!