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RadiantBeam
December 4th, 2011, 10:58 PM
Originally wasn't going to do this, but if the Team can, hell, why not? :D

So anyway, thread now open for questions. Be they about life, love, sex, writing.... Okay not so much sex, I really don't have any experience there to say anything. But everything else is free game!

Let's see how this goes.

Theocrass
December 4th, 2011, 10:59 PM
Why is studying so hard? ;_;

Techlet
December 4th, 2011, 10:59 PM
Dear RB,

What are your three sizes?


Tech

Arashi_Leonhart
December 4th, 2011, 11:00 PM
Dear RB,

What are your three sizes?

Tech

^ Oh god laughing so hard.

Lianru
December 4th, 2011, 11:00 PM
Dear RB,

How are you today?

RadiantBeam
December 4th, 2011, 11:01 PM
Why is studying so hard? ;_;

There, there. *snuggles*

Because it is studying, and studying is always hard.


Dear RB,

What are your three sizes?


Tech

Hell if I know!


Dear RB,

How are you today?

Very good! Finished my Shakespeare paper that is due tomorrow, just relaxing otherwise. You?

Spinach
December 4th, 2011, 11:02 PM
Dear RB,

Heads or tails?

Sincerely,
Speenock

Alulim
December 4th, 2011, 11:02 PM
Dear RB,

Meep.

Forever stumped,
Alulim

Kotonoha
December 4th, 2011, 11:04 PM
Oh hey RoadBuster I wanted to ask y--

...Never mind.

RadiantBeam
December 4th, 2011, 11:04 PM
Dear RB,

Heads or tails?

Sincerely,
Speenock

Heads.


Dear RB,

Meep.

Forever stumped,
Alulim

Meep.

KENTA
December 4th, 2011, 11:06 PM
YOU'RE NOT THE REAL RB!

*slams door*

Spinach
December 4th, 2011, 11:07 PM
Heads.

Good choice. You won.

RadiantBeam
December 4th, 2011, 11:08 PM
Oh hey RoadBuster I wanted to ask y--

...Never mind.

Sorry.


YOU'RE NOT THE REAL RB!

*slams door*

;-;


Good choice. You won.

Whoo! ... What'd I win?

SeiKeo
December 4th, 2011, 11:08 PM
Dear Beamspam:

How does one write yuri? Halp.

RadiantBeam
December 4th, 2011, 11:09 PM
Dear Beamspam:

How does one write yuri? Halp.

Use the Force.

But, um, yeah, in all seriousness I.... have no clue. I just write it because I like it and it comes pretty easily to me.

Spinach
December 4th, 2011, 11:10 PM
Whoo! ... What'd I win?

The satisfaction of being a winner is greater than any material prize.

deviatesfish
December 4th, 2011, 11:11 PM
Dear RB (Fake):

How does one make good mead?

Kotonoha
December 4th, 2011, 11:11 PM
YOU'RE NOT THE REAL RB!

*slams door*

MAN I WAS ALL SET TO ASK A BUNCH OF INTIMATE DETAILS ABOUT ELF UP IN THIS BITCH

Huuuuuuge disappointment.

RadiantBeam
December 4th, 2011, 11:11 PM
Dear RB (Fake):

How does one make good mead?

*weeps*

Also, this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead).

@Edit: Sorry, Koto. D:

Techlet
December 4th, 2011, 11:13 PM
Dear Beamspam:

How does one write yuri? Halp.

With hands. Heh.

deviatesfish
December 4th, 2011, 11:14 PM
With hands. Heh.

Snrk.

lilithsama
December 4th, 2011, 11:14 PM
Oh hey RoadBuster I wanted to ask y--

...Never mind.

all my this

although radiant is still awesome because F*CKING UTENA AVATAR!!

RadiantBeam
December 4th, 2011, 11:15 PM
all my this

although radiant is still awesome because F*CKING UTENA AVATAR!!

WHOO! *UTENA BROFIST*

Theocrass
December 4th, 2011, 11:16 PM
*Hugs Beam.*

You'll always be the real RB to me~

lilithsama
December 4th, 2011, 11:19 PM
WHOO! *UTENA BROFIST*

wouldn't it be sisfist?
or bi-fist?
or IMACARfist?

lethum
December 4th, 2011, 11:19 PM
Beam!

What is where you are sitting made of?

L

RadiantBeam
December 4th, 2011, 11:19 PM
wouldn't it be sisfist?
or bi-fist?
or IMACARfist?

Hm....

*UTENAFIST*

Better?


Beam!

What is where you are sitting made of?

Wood.

lilithsama
December 4th, 2011, 11:20 PM
where-in your hand glows and a sword comes out
also rose petals EVERYWHERE

Arashi_Leonhart
December 4th, 2011, 11:21 PM
Wood.

..................................too easy.

RadiantBeam
December 4th, 2011, 11:21 PM
where-in your hand glows and a sword comes out
also rose petals EVERYWHERE

I like this fist.


..................................too easy.

Good man.

lethum
December 4th, 2011, 11:25 PM
Wood.How good is it for stake-making?

RadiantBeam
December 4th, 2011, 11:26 PM
How good is it for stake-making?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell, I could probably saw off one of the legs and sharpen it into a pretty nasty stake. Then if you want more then one, I could do the other three, have four there, then the two holding up the back, have.... six stakes total, maybe narrow out the backrest a bit and sharpen that, so.... seven stakes total?

deviatesfish
December 4th, 2011, 11:26 PM
Dearest Beamu,

How did you come to choose the handle 'Radiantbeam' anyway?

RadiantBeam
December 4th, 2011, 11:29 PM
Dearest Beamu,

How did you come to choose the handle 'Radiantbeam' anyway?

Funny story, that. I actually picked the name up from my dad, of all people; I was just starting out on FF.net in.... '05, I think? And I was having a bit of trouble coming up with a username. So my dad was all "How about 'radiantbeam' because your stories will be radiant beams of light for the readers to see" or something like that. I liked it, stuck it to my FF.net label, and I've used it ever since.

deviatesfish
December 4th, 2011, 11:31 PM
Dearest Beamu,

I see. So your father read all of your stories?

lethum
December 4th, 2011, 11:32 PM
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell, I could probably saw off one of the legs and sharpen it into a pretty nasty stake. Then if you want more then one, I could do the other three, have four there, then the two holding up the back, have.... six stakes total, maybe narrow out the backrest a bit and sharpen that, so.... seven stakes total?Next question: How good are you at juggling cylindrical stake sized objects?

RadiantBeam
December 4th, 2011, 11:33 PM
Dearest Beamu,

I see. So your father read all of your stories?

He read most of the early stuff. I'm pretty sure he hasn't checked out any of my recent postings, otherwise he'd want to know why one of my stories contains incest.


Next question: How good are you at juggling cylindrical stake sized objects?

Not very good at all.

Techlet
December 4th, 2011, 11:36 PM
He read most of the early stuff. I'm pretty sure he hasn't checked out any of my recent postings, otherwise he'd want to know why one of my stories contains incest.

Singular?

HitokiriNanaya
December 4th, 2011, 11:36 PM
Dear RB(faker)

How do I thrust?

Yours Truly
Not perverted, Assassin.

RadiantBeam
December 4th, 2011, 11:38 PM
Singular?

Pretty sure Rain is my only story currently posted that focuses on incest....


Dear RB(faker)

How do I thrust?

Yours Truly
Not perverted, Assassin.

Move your hips.

Theocrass
December 4th, 2011, 11:39 PM
Dear RB,

Why won't the people at the zoo let me have a gorilla? ;_;

From,
T

RadiantBeam
December 4th, 2011, 11:39 PM
Dear RB,

Why won't the people at the zoo let me have a gorilla? ;_;

From,
T

Maybe they're afraid you'll eat it or something?

SeiKeo
December 4th, 2011, 11:39 PM
Because gorillas don't take care of their own kind well. :neco_arc:

deviatesfish
December 4th, 2011, 11:41 PM
Dearest Beamu,

Is it yuri incest?

RadiantBeam
December 4th, 2011, 11:42 PM
Dearest Beamu,

Is it yuri incest?

It is yuri incest of the Sakura/Rin sort.

Theocrass
December 4th, 2011, 11:42 PM
Maybe they're afraid you'll eat it or something?
But ... a bear! And a gorilla! ;_;

It would be the most awesome team up ever!


Because gorillas don't take care of their own kind well. :neco_arc:
See that! Every time I make some sort of post, Leo has to appear to put me down. ;A;

deviatesfish
December 4th, 2011, 11:44 PM
Dearest Beamu,

How come I couldn't find it? Where do I find it?

lethum
December 4th, 2011, 11:45 PM
Not very good at all.Hmm...That leads to: are the cutting and pasting implements in your room (including your teeth and spit) strong enough to build a stake harness, then?

RadiantBeam
December 4th, 2011, 11:46 PM
But ... a bear! And a gorilla! ;_;

It would be the most awesome team up ever!

Yes, but see, the people will think you want to kill it. Because bears have bad reps like that.

*snuggles* Don't worry, though.


Dearest Beamu,

How come I couldn't find it? Where do I find it?

The version for Beast's Lair is here (http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/539-Into-The-Rain), ff.net version here (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6457747/1/Into_The_Rain). Neither version is majorly different from the other, so yeah, whichever's easiest for you.


Hmm...That leads to: are the cutting and pasting implements in your room (including your teeth and spit) strong enough to build a stake harness, then?

.... Maybe?

Ivan The Mouse
December 5th, 2011, 12:06 AM
Dear RBeam,

What do you think of Fallout?

RadiantBeam
December 5th, 2011, 12:08 AM
Dear RBeam,

What do you think of Fallout?

Never played it.

deviatesfish
December 5th, 2011, 12:11 AM
Dearest Beamu,

How does one make guacamole?

RadiantBeam
December 5th, 2011, 12:14 AM
Dearest Beamu,

How does one make guacamole?

Never made it myself, admittedly, but I'm sure if you looked it up online you'd find something.

lethum
December 5th, 2011, 12:22 AM
.... Maybe?Okay. The next person to come into your room is a Type 4, Infiltrator Class Hemovore. Type 4 hemovores are weakened by faith, -which thankfully includes faith in yourself and faith in me- because of their non-corporeal nature. They can be exorcised by the chanting of any oath you honestly have faith in, as long as it's heart is within a cylindrical prism defined by the stakes. This will distribute it's essense to the stakes: don't panic. They can be safely dispersed of by splitting the stakes apart. Your best chance should be carrying them with you in some manner of holster and going on a trip, where in you drop the stakes in the road every so often.

Afterwards, you can rebuild your chair! Also, exorcising the hemavore will give you enough XP to level up. I suggest you take a level in badass so that next time you won't need online instructions.

Good Luck!

deviatesfish
December 5th, 2011, 12:22 AM
Dearest Beamu,

In vanilla or strawberries?

RadiantBeam
December 5th, 2011, 12:23 AM
Okay. The next person to come into your room is a Type 4, Infiltrator Class Hemovore. Type 4 hemovores are weakened by faith, -which thankfully includes faith in yourself and faith in me- because of their non-corporeal nature. They can be exorcised by the chanting of any oath you honestly have faith in, as long as it's heart is within a cylindrical prism defined by the stakes. This will distribute it's essense to the stakes: don't panic. They can be safely dispersed of by splitting the stakes apart. Your best chance should be carrying them with you in some manner of holster and going on a trip, where in you drop the stakes in the road every so often.

Afterwards, you can rebuild your chair! Also, exorcising the hemavore will give you enough XP to level up. I suggest you take a level in badass so that next time you won't need online instructions.

Good Luck!

.... Thank you?


Dearest Beamu,

In vanilla or strawberries?

Vanilla.

lethum
December 5th, 2011, 12:28 AM
.... Thank you?You're welcome. Tell me tomorrow if it works, okay?

RadiantBeam
December 5th, 2011, 12:29 AM
You're welcome. Tell me tomorrow if it works, okay?

Uh, yeah, sure, okay.

lilithsama
December 5th, 2011, 12:33 AM
Dear Radi

long hair or short?

RadiantBeam
December 5th, 2011, 12:34 AM
Dear Radi

long hair or short?

Hmmm....

Both.

lilithsama
December 5th, 2011, 12:37 AM
Dear Radi

follow up: straight or curly/wavy ?

RadiantBeam
December 5th, 2011, 12:40 AM
Dear Radi

follow up: straight or curly/wavy ?

I am such a sucker for curly/wavy. I feel no shame in admitting it.

deviatesfish
December 5th, 2011, 12:57 AM
Dearest Beamu,

A lot of curls or a few curls?

Five_X
December 5th, 2011, 12:59 AM
Dear RB,

You vs. TIK. Who wins?

RadiantBeam
December 5th, 2011, 01:00 AM
Dearest Beamu,

A lot of curls or a few curls?

Well, I suppose a few. Too many and it gets distracting.


Dear RB,

You vs. TIK. Who wins?

TIK, obviously. They've done this longer than me and have more experience.

deviatesfish
December 5th, 2011, 01:22 AM
Dearest Beamu,

Making love or steamy sex?

RadiantBeam
December 5th, 2011, 01:24 AM
Dearest Beamu,

Making love or steamy sex?

Making love. I'm a total sap like that.

Techlet
December 5th, 2011, 01:27 AM
TIK, obviously. They've done this longer than me and have more experience.

Experience matters, then?

RadiantBeam
December 5th, 2011, 01:28 AM
Experience matters, then?

Well, I imagine it makes the whole situation much more pleasurable if you know what you're doing.

Marth
December 5th, 2011, 01:36 AM
Context. I think you lost it somewhere between posts, RB. :p

Ivan The Mouse
December 5th, 2011, 01:42 AM
Dear RBeam,

Uguu~

deviatesfish
December 5th, 2011, 02:08 AM
Dearest Beamu,

How to write a good making love scene?

SeiKeo
December 5th, 2011, 02:10 AM
Good fucking question.

Five_X
December 5th, 2011, 02:11 AM
Ohohoho~

deviatesfish
December 5th, 2011, 02:12 AM
I believe it's a question TIK cannot answer as well as you can, Dearest Beamu.

Froggie
December 5th, 2011, 07:40 AM
Just popping in to say that, Radiant, I love your new avatar.

I love it to bits.

2ndsly
December 5th, 2011, 07:52 AM
Kukukukukukukuku


This is interesting.

Dear RB,

Why not just change the title to "Ask Beam-chan"?

Sincerely,
2ndsly

Arashi_Leonhart
December 5th, 2011, 07:53 AM
Because Arashi will then get culturally annoyed because a person does not refer to themselves with a title suffix.

KENTA
December 5th, 2011, 07:55 AM
Dear Beamu, if I dig my hole, will you build a wall?

2ndsly
December 5th, 2011, 08:05 AM
Because Arashi will then get culturally annoyed because a person does not refer to themselves with a title suffix.
*sniff*
Some people just can't be a part of the solution!
Always talking about what can't be done!
My. Vengeance. Will. Soon. Be. Upon. You!


The justice of heaven is slow, but sure.

Arashi_Leonhart
December 5th, 2011, 08:12 AM
justice of heaven

It'll have to get in line, I'm pretty sure even Hell wants to punish me for various things too.

deviatesfish
December 5th, 2011, 08:18 AM
Arachi is so silly.

Ivan The Mouse
December 5th, 2011, 09:13 AM
"Cause this is my United States of Whatever!"

RadiantBeam
December 5th, 2011, 09:49 AM
Dear RBeam,

Uguu~

Uguu~


Dearest Beamu,

How to write a good making love scene?

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd this is where we run into the problem in which I have never written a lemon ever, in my life. Huzzah!

But, well, I mean, if I was going to, I think the key point if you're going to do that kind of scene is to get the emotion across. I mean, obviously you want the sex to also be hot because otherwise why is it being read and all, but the emotional connection should still be felt between the characters. A friend of mine, DezoPenguin, is really good at that kind of thing when he writes it.


Just popping in to say that, Radiant, I love your new avatar.

I love it to bits.

Another Utena fan!


Kukukukukukukuku


This is interesting.

Dear RB,

Why not just change the title to "Ask Beam-chan"?

Sincerely,
2ndsly

Blame the old forum I haunted back in my younger days, where RB became my nickname. It seems to follow me from forum to forum no matter where I go, and then I came here and apparently RoadBuster did it first. *sob*


Dear Beamu, if I dig my hole, will you build a wall?

Sure!

deviatesfish
December 5th, 2011, 10:25 AM
Dearest Beamu,

Then instead of RB, can I call you Arby?

RadiantBeam
December 5th, 2011, 10:27 AM
Dearest Beamu,

Then instead of RB, can I call you Arby?

Sure!

Techlet
December 5th, 2011, 10:28 AM
Dear RB,

Favourite day of the week?

RadiantBeam
December 5th, 2011, 10:30 AM
Dear RB,

Favourite day of the week?

Friday.

Techlet
December 5th, 2011, 10:31 AM
Fun fun fun fu-

KENTA
December 5th, 2011, 10:31 AM
Dearest Beamu,

Then instead of RB, can I call you Arby?

OH GOD THE JOKE RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD!

Spinach
December 5th, 2011, 10:31 AM
Dear RB,

Why not Thursday, the day of THOR!

Sincerely,
Totally not Thor.

RadiantBeam
December 5th, 2011, 10:33 AM
Dear RB,

Why not Thursday, the day of THOR!

Sincerely,
Totally not Thor.

Because Friday is the day before the weekend and the day my anime club meets up.

Spinach
December 5th, 2011, 10:38 AM
Tell them to reschedule to the better day of the week.

Hmph!

RadiantBeam
December 5th, 2011, 10:39 AM
But Friday is the best day of the week!

I3uster
December 5th, 2011, 10:41 AM
Dear RB
Why does even electronic brain pancake crystal elderly?
Sincerely, I3uster

Techlet
December 5th, 2011, 10:41 AM
Tuesdays are superior.

deviatesfish
December 5th, 2011, 10:43 AM
Dearest Arbie,

Is it a college animu club?

RadiantBeam
December 5th, 2011, 10:44 AM
Dear RB
Why does even electronic brain pancake crystal elderly?
Sincerely, I3uster

Because computers are annoyingly difficult like that.

Also, I actually had to look that one up to get it. Sad, I know.


Tuesdays are superior.

I respectfully disagree.


Dearest Arbie,

Is it a college animu club?

Yep!

lethum
December 5th, 2011, 10:54 AM
Because computers are annoyingly difficult like that.

Also, I actually had to look that one up to get it. Sad, I know.



I respectfully disagree.



Yep!Are you a wizard?

Fingolfin
December 5th, 2011, 11:00 AM
Dearest RB,

Do you know how to count to pie backwards?

Sincerely,

Bob Joe Maxine Fight-Master

SeiKeo
December 5th, 2011, 11:02 AM
OH GOD THE JOKE RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD!

I'm thinking Arby's.

Her thread, of course.

deviatesfish
December 5th, 2011, 11:02 AM
Dearest Arbie,

What is yuri without emotions?

RadiantBeam
December 5th, 2011, 11:03 AM
Are you a wizard?

I wish I was, it would be awesome.


Dearest RB,

Do you know how to count to pie backwards?

Sincerely,

Bob Joe Maxine Fight-Master

I could probably learn if I really wanted to!


I'm thinking Arby's.

Her thread, of course.

Been to an Arby's, actually. Cool place, good food.


Dearest Arbie,

What is yuri without emotions?

Sex, pretty much.

(And this is where I learn I might have mixed up my definition of yuri. Again.)

Spinach
December 5th, 2011, 11:06 AM
Dear RB,

You seem relatively chill. While I believe myself to also be chill, I am interested in knowing how you remain so chill. Because it's important to learn all the different kinds of chill.

Sincerely,
Spinach

RadiantBeam
December 5th, 2011, 11:09 AM
Dear RB,

You seem relatively chill. While I believe myself to also be chill, I am interested in knowing how you remain so chill. Because it's important to learn all the different kinds of chill.

Sincerely,
Spinach

Eh... mostly I just go by the philosophy that getting too angry about anything is really just a waste of time and energy, so I try to shrug it off, or deal with it without freaking out too much. There's a few other factors that add into it, granted, but overall I just think it's better to stay chill and be happy than not staying chill and ending up miserable.

Spinach
December 5th, 2011, 11:09 AM
Word.

deviatesfish
December 5th, 2011, 11:12 AM
Dearest Arbie,

Do you drink alcohol?

RadiantBeam
December 5th, 2011, 11:14 AM
Dearest Arbie,

Do you drink alcohol?

Not regularly. I have wine sometimes at holiday get togethers with my family, but that's about it.

deviatesfish
December 5th, 2011, 11:20 AM
Dearest Arbie,

Are organic foods really that much healthier?

Ivan The Mouse
December 5th, 2011, 11:25 AM
Dear RBeam,

I sang. Check it out, then give me comments and criticisms.

Voice practice. (http://vocaroo.com/?media=vHKoY6iyd5puAhYl1)

lethum
December 5th, 2011, 11:49 AM
I wish I was, it would be awesome.Yes it would. Indeed...


Sex, pretty much.

(And this is where I learn I might have mixed up my definition of yuri. Again.)YUri without emotions is either business (a means to further ends, such as sexual gratification or political advancement or money) or gardening (because the flowers called yuri).

Also, Russians.

deviatesfish
December 5th, 2011, 12:08 PM
I think flowers have emotions. What about you, Arbie?

2ndsly
December 5th, 2011, 12:20 PM
Arby,
The Hurt and Heal is currently doing Rin pairings.
Will you vote for Rin/Sakura?

Sincerely,
2ndsly

RadiantBeam
December 5th, 2011, 04:07 PM
Dearest Arbie,

Are organic foods really that much healthier?

No clue. I haven't eaten much organic, I do admit.


Dear RBeam,

I sang. Check it out, then give me comments and criticisms.

Voice practice. (http://vocaroo.com/?media=vHKoY6iyd5puAhYl1)

Damn, the Bohemian Rhapsody? Good choice, very good choice. Brings back some fond memories from my high school choir, it does.

Just because I'm curious now, what's your range? You sound kind of like a tenor, though the quality of the feed made it a little hard to tell. All the same, though, I really don't have much in way of critique; one thing I do note is that during some of the high notes you seemed to be struggling a bit. Were you professionally trained?


YUri without emotions is either business (a means to further ends, such as sexual gratification or political advancement or money) or gardening (because the flowers called yuri).

Also, Russians.

What Lethum says.


I think flowers have emotions. What about you, Arbie?

Well, I think they're very pretty.


Arby,
The Hurt and Heal is currently doing Rin pairings.
Will you vote for Rin/Sakura?

Sincerely,
2ndsly

Of course!

I3uster
December 5th, 2011, 04:08 PM
Dear RB,
How do I bring more people to give me their voice?
Sincerely, I3uster

RadiantBeam
December 5th, 2011, 04:12 PM
Dear RB,
How do I bring more people to give me their voice?
Sincerely, I3uster

Well, um, I just gave you my voice, if it helps! .... and I apologize if I sound horrible, I haven't sung professionally since like high school. *sob*

Beyond that, though, either asking nicely or peer pressure sounds good.

I3uster
December 5th, 2011, 04:16 PM
Thanks for the voice, you sound great.

I'll use peer pressure. And threats. Threats always work.

RadiantBeam
December 5th, 2011, 04:17 PM
Thanks for the voice, you sound great.

I'll use peer pressure. And threats. Threats always work.

Thank you very much! I still think I sounded better two years ago, but meh.

Good luck with that!

Sakuraba Haru
December 5th, 2011, 05:07 PM
Can you help me with my homework? (Random question to take part in this thread)

Neir
December 5th, 2011, 05:21 PM
Dear RB,

Y so legs?

-Neir

Gaia
December 5th, 2011, 06:41 PM
Blame the old forum I haunted back in my younger days, where RB became my nickname. It seems to follow me from forum to forum no matter where I go, and then I came here and apparently RoadBuster did it first. *sob*

Dear Beam-chan,

don't cry! Though, aren't you afraid that RB bans you, because you used his abbreviation? :eek:

A little bit worried,
Gaia

RadiantBeam
December 5th, 2011, 06:46 PM
Can you help me with my homework? (Random question to take part in this thread)

I could certainly try!


Dear RB,

Y so legs?

-Neir

Because legs are awesome.


Dear Beam-chan,

don't cry! Though, aren't you afraid that RB bans you, because you used his abbreviation? :eek:

A little bit worried,
Gaia

Er... not particularly? I dunno, I mean, I think if it really bothered him he or Elf would have said something by now. =O

Gaia
December 5th, 2011, 06:49 PM
Dear Beam-chan,

I was only joking! :p

Hugs, Gaia

RadiantBeam
December 5th, 2011, 06:50 PM
Dear Beam-chan,

I was only joking! :p

Hugs, Gaia

Meanie. :p

*hugs*

Theocrass
December 5th, 2011, 09:02 PM
Dear RB,

I'm torn on what I should watch while I do my English essay. Today, the DVDs I ordered on Black Friday arrived. Should I watch Human Planet (an anthropological documentary that is actually quite intriguing) or Justice League (One of the best cartoons ever)?

From,
T

SeiKeo
December 5th, 2011, 09:03 PM
Mythbusters.

RadiantBeam
December 5th, 2011, 09:05 PM
Dear RB,

I'm torn on what I should watch while I do my English essay. Today, the DVDs I ordered on Black Friday arrived. Should I watch Human Planet (an anthropological documentary that is actually quite intriguing) or Justice League (One of the best cartoons ever)?

From,
T

Justice League, hands down.

Theocrass
December 5th, 2011, 09:05 PM
Justice League, hands down.

*Nuzzles Beam~* <3

RadiantBeam
December 5th, 2011, 09:08 PM
*Nuzzles Beam~* <3

:3

2ndsly
December 5th, 2011, 09:57 PM
Mythbusters.
This.

ItsaRandomUsername
December 5th, 2011, 10:00 PM
Dear RB,

I'M SORRY LiSA!

(http://vocaroo.com/?media=vOs4MAZFg3dJn6LJ9)

-sincerely,
IRUn

RadiantBeam
December 5th, 2011, 10:07 PM
Dear RB,

I'M SORRY LiSA!

(http://vocaroo.com/?media=vOs4MAZFg3dJn6LJ9)

-sincerely,
IRUn

*flying glomp attack*

Thank you! :D

Ivan The Mouse
December 5th, 2011, 11:31 PM
Dear RBeam,

I like your voice.

RadiantBeam
December 6th, 2011, 12:34 AM
Dear RBeam,

I like your voice.

Thank you very much! I like your voice, too.

Ivan The Mouse
December 6th, 2011, 12:42 AM
Thank you very much! I like your voice, too.

Thank you.

Arashi_Leonhart
December 7th, 2011, 02:33 AM
Dear RB,

If you had just four Pokemon battle commands to describe your sex life, what would they be?

Sincerely, inspired by a question asked at my Anime Club.

deviatesfish
December 7th, 2011, 02:41 AM
Dearest Arbie,

Do you prefer hot weather or cold weather?

Techlet
December 7th, 2011, 05:51 AM
Dear RB,

If you had just four Pokemon battle commands to describe your sex life, what would they be?

Sincerely, inspired by a question asked at my Anime Club.

/not RB but

Quick attack.

deviatesfish
December 7th, 2011, 05:54 AM
What about gigadrain?

Arashi_Leonhart
December 7th, 2011, 06:01 AM
See, mine would be

Harden, Pound, Astonish, Soak.

In that order.

deviatesfish
December 7th, 2011, 06:24 AM
No hyperbeam?

RadiantBeam
December 7th, 2011, 10:44 AM
Dear RB,

If you had just four Pokemon battle commands to describe your sex life, what would they be?

Sincerely, inspired by a question asked at my Anime Club.

I... actually do not know, because I have no sex life.

deviatesfish
December 7th, 2011, 10:52 AM
:(

RadiantBeam
December 7th, 2011, 10:53 AM
:(

*pat pat* There, there. Maybe someday.

DreamsRequiem
December 7th, 2011, 11:00 AM
MAMABEAM~ *tacklehugs*

RadiantBeam
December 7th, 2011, 11:02 AM
MAMABEAM~ *tacklehugs*

*is tacklehugged*

Hey! Haven't seen you in awhile. :3

DreamsRequiem
December 7th, 2011, 11:05 AM
Too busy lurking. Anyway, your voice, I heard it. You sound surprisingly older than I thought. :3c

RadiantBeam
December 7th, 2011, 11:11 AM
Too busy lurking. Anyway, your voice, I heard it. You sound surprisingly older than I thought. :3c

Ha! If you actually met me in person, you'd say I looked younger than you thought, I bet. XD

SeiKeo
December 7th, 2011, 11:12 AM
Pics or we don't believe it.

deviatesfish
December 7th, 2011, 11:17 AM
Dearest Arbie,

Can I have a hug too?

RadiantBeam
December 7th, 2011, 11:20 AM
Pics or we don't believe it.

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/387190_10150405691409898_631909897_8177376_1354911 356_n.jpg


Dearest Arbie,

Can I have a hug too?

*hug*

SeiKeo
December 7th, 2011, 11:24 AM
REINDEER

DreamsRequiem
December 7th, 2011, 11:46 AM
Ahhh, Mamabeam! You're smile is so carefree, and you're glowing! Whatever you were laughing for must have delightful.

Tobias
December 7th, 2011, 12:22 PM
Dear RB. I havent eaten in three days, cant open my mouth or make a sucking motions with my lips to get something with a straw. help!

nununu
December 7th, 2011, 12:29 PM
Clearly, you have to resort to intravenous feeding methods! Quick! Someone fetch a giant syringe and buckets of chili(con carne)!

RadiantBeam
December 7th, 2011, 04:29 PM
Dear RB. I havent eaten in three days, cant open my mouth or make a sucking motions with my lips to get something with a straw. help!

You'll probably need to use this, now:

http://www.typefreediabetes.com/v/vspfiles/templates/Typefreeredu/images/images_files/syringe2.jpg

Theocrass
December 7th, 2011, 07:13 PM
*pat pat* There, there. Maybe someday.

Working to rectify that~ :3

And we still only got to skype for like five minutes! ;C;

RadiantBeam
December 7th, 2011, 07:27 PM
Working to rectify that~ :3

And we still only got to skype for like five minutes! ;C;

I'm in no rush, trust me. :p

I know, I know. ^^;;; Soonish. I have like so many finals trying to kill me dead.

Theocrass
December 7th, 2011, 07:28 PM
I'm in no rush, trust me. :p

I know, I know. ^^;;; Soonish. I have like so many finals trying to kill me dead.

Ughhhh ... I know the feeling. ;_;

*Hugs Beamu,*

RadiantBeam
December 7th, 2011, 07:32 PM
Ughhhh ... I know the feeling. ;_;

*Hugs Beamu,*

*hugs*

We shall survive! .... Somehow! ..... In some way!

Oh God, just kill me now.

deviatesfish
December 7th, 2011, 09:18 PM
Dearest Arbie,

Sing to me a lullaby ~?

RadiantBeam
December 7th, 2011, 10:16 PM
Dearest Arbie,

Sing to me a lullaby ~?

Alas, I can't record anything right now because my roommate is studying, so I'll just link you this instead until I can record something new.


Not another song sung by RB! (http://vocaroo.com/?media=vOY9LrUZhvpd7G2Hr)

Stumbled a bit over the bridge, which is what I get for listening to this song on iTunes and singing along. Woo.

deviatesfish
December 7th, 2011, 10:39 PM
Dearest Arbe,

I feel depressed, what do I do?

SeiKeo
December 7th, 2011, 10:40 PM
Activate Sexy Beast powers, sleep with 5 women.

Tobias
December 7th, 2011, 10:43 PM
If I may field that one, why not try making an effort to turn it into a good night?

Go out, buy a book or rent a movie you haven't seen before, get some hot chocolate, put on a heating blanket or something comfortably warm, maybe have a night cap.

A lot of times people lapse into depression are unwilling to take the steps that might perk themselves up and just kind of sit in a funk. Now, while the symptoms may be biological which would mean you would need to ride through it if its purely psychological taking a few steps to make yourself feel better in spite of yourself may be just what the doctor ordered.

RadiantBeam
December 7th, 2011, 10:49 PM
Dearest Arbe,

I feel depressed, what do I do?

In all seriousness, my first thought would be to do something you enjoy to try and lift the depression a bit. Basically, what Tobias said. It's never good to just sit there and let yourself wallow.

deviatesfish
December 7th, 2011, 10:52 PM
Dearest Arbe,

I guess so...

ItsaRandomUsername
December 7th, 2011, 10:55 PM
Dear Beam,

You know, you sound very similar to an old friend of mine.

Thought you should know.


Love,
-IRUn

Theocrass
December 7th, 2011, 10:55 PM
Dear Beam-chan,

Who should wear the dress and who should wear the tuxedo at our wedding?

Sincerely,
Theo

RadiantBeam
December 7th, 2011, 11:10 PM
Dearest Arbe,

I guess so...

*hug*

My inbox is always open if you want to talk, hon.


Dear Beam,

You know, you sound very similar to an old friend of mine.

Thought you should know.


Love,
-IRUn

Huh, do I? Fun little coincidence, that.


Dear Beam-chan,

Who should wear the dress and who should wear the tuxedo at our wedding?

Sincerely,
Theo

Clearly, I will be wearing both.

lethum
December 7th, 2011, 11:19 PM
Clearly, I will be wearing both.I now swear that if you don't wear them both at the same time, I'll tear them off.

Theocrass
December 7th, 2011, 11:25 PM
@ RB: SO Naughty~ :3

deviatesfish
December 8th, 2011, 07:41 AM
Dearest Arbe,

How to keep self from being too dry in a dry climate? Beijing is very dry and when the heating is turned on, it is even drier. I get shocked by static every time I touch anything. But the problem is my lips, skin, and everything gets really dry in Beijing, so what to do?

Tobias
December 8th, 2011, 09:22 AM
Huh, I thought I would google that and see if I could lend a hand, and the first aught me by surprise, apparany your skin won't dry out nearly so bad if you take short showers and make sure to dry off well, it also recommends lots of moisturizer, maybe this will help?

http://health.howstuffworks.com/skin-care/cleansing/tips/cleanse-skin-by-climate1.htm

deviatesfish
December 8th, 2011, 09:38 AM
Moisturizer is expensive here, but I will try the short showers thing.

Techlet
December 8th, 2011, 09:40 AM
Have someone lick you all over?

Arashi_Leonhart
December 8th, 2011, 09:41 AM
Buy a humidifier?

Tobias
December 8th, 2011, 09:43 AM
Another website I read says if you can afford the investment, buying a humidifier and sleeping with the door closed can save a lot of of pain and irritation via itching. I have no idea what the cost of one is, but it is near Christmas, it's a thought for a gift idea maybe?


Edit: sniped

Arashi_Leonhart
December 8th, 2011, 09:44 AM
Small ones are like, $30, 40 stateside....I dunno about in China.

RadiantBeam
December 8th, 2011, 01:39 PM
Damn, ya'll beat me to it before I could say anything! That's what I get for spending my morning studying chemistry.

Alulim
December 8th, 2011, 07:47 PM
Poke.

RadiantBeam
December 8th, 2011, 09:53 PM
*twitch*

deviatesfish
December 8th, 2011, 10:37 PM
*Jump-hug*

Alulim
December 8th, 2011, 10:55 PM
*twitch*....poke.

Ivan The Mouse
December 8th, 2011, 10:56 PM
[Poke.]

lethum
December 8th, 2011, 11:14 PM
*Would you like to dance?*

RadiantBeam
December 8th, 2011, 11:45 PM
*Jump-hug*

*glomp*


....poke.

*twitch, twitch*


[Poke.]

[twitch]


*Would you like to dance?*

*dances with Lethum*

Ivan The Mouse
December 8th, 2011, 11:46 PM
Kawaii desu ne~?

RadiantBeam
December 9th, 2011, 12:06 AM
Kawaii desu ne~?

*hug* Just 'cause.

Ivan The Mouse
December 9th, 2011, 12:59 AM
*hug* Just 'cause.

Uguu~

Techlet
December 9th, 2011, 01:43 AM
Dear RB,

What type of dances do you know?

RadiantBeam
December 9th, 2011, 11:13 AM
Dear RB,

What type of dances do you know?

I... hm, let's see. Mostly a lot of stuff I know from my high school dance program, she taught us damn near anything. First thing that comes to mind is some free style stuff, but she also taught us salsa, some belly-dancing, and a little bit of capoeira.

Tobias
December 9th, 2011, 11:15 AM
Dear RB



Tel me a story...


*dreamy eyes*

RadiantBeam
December 9th, 2011, 11:19 AM
Dear RB



Tel me a story...


*dreamy eyes*

Any particular preference?

Tobias
December 9th, 2011, 11:20 AM
yes, clown wizards.

(what, extra had one of those!)

RadiantBeam
December 9th, 2011, 11:24 AM
yes, clown wizards.

(what, extra had one of those!)

Okay, uh, let's see...

Once upon a time there was a clown, who was also somehow a wizard, and he was part of this little circus. And the circus was awesome because it actually performed real magic tricks and everything, and that kind of thing made the clown very happy, because he enjoyed showing off his magic and making the audience cheer. And then one day he met a girl in the crowd, love at first sight, and set about to wooing her.

And then his arch rival from another circus came along and kidnapped that bitch like she was Princess Peach, so the clown had to go off on an epic quest of magic and character development to save his lady love.

And it turned out she was in another castle anyway, but it didn't matter because the clown could totally teleport.

The end.

(Brain, y u be so fried?)

Tobias
December 9th, 2011, 11:26 AM
UNCLE RB, I LOVE YOUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

RadiantBeam
December 9th, 2011, 11:28 AM
UNCLE RB, I LOVE YOUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

*tucks you in*

deviatesfish
December 9th, 2011, 11:40 AM
Dearest Arbe,

How to kiss good?

Neir
December 9th, 2011, 01:55 PM
Fish: Asking the tough questions.

Techlet
December 9th, 2011, 02:01 PM
...and a little bit of capoeira.

Whoa. That's actually really cool.

RadiantBeam
December 9th, 2011, 04:49 PM
Dearest Arbe,

How to kiss good?

I've found it's something you learn with experience, so make of that what you will.


Whoa. That's actually really cool.

It was cool to learn. Her boyfriend is/was an instructor for a class for it, so she actually brought him in and had us learn it.

Theocrass
December 9th, 2011, 04:50 PM
Beam~

We must dance tango when I finally meet you in RL. :3

RadiantBeam
December 9th, 2011, 04:53 PM
Beam~

We must dance tango when I finally meet you in RL. :3

I don't promise to not step on your toes in the process!

Theocrass
December 9th, 2011, 04:55 PM
I don't promise to not step on your toes in the process!

:3

*Nuzzles her.*

RadiantBeam
December 9th, 2011, 04:56 PM
:3

*Nuzzles her.*

:3

lethum
December 9th, 2011, 05:42 PM
I've found it's something you learn with experience, so make of that what you will.I would assume however, that you have to meet this "good" fellow before any kissing happens.

I3uster
December 9th, 2011, 05:47 PM
Be sober enough to not get the sudden urge to lick his/her eye instead.
Seriously, it is not tasty and getting slapped hurts.

SeiKeo
December 9th, 2011, 05:52 PM
Be sober enough to not get the sudden urge to lick his/her eye instead.
Seriously, it is not tasty and getting slapped hurts.

I am continually vindicated by deciding to stay the heck away from alcohol. O.o Lick the eye?

I3uster
December 9th, 2011, 05:55 PM
Well, in the heat of the moment, alcohol sometimes turns "you know what would be funny" into "fuck it, let's do this".

Don't listen to alcohol. He is evil.

RadiantBeam
December 9th, 2011, 05:59 PM
I would assume however, that you have to meet this "good" fellow before any kissing happens.

Well, sometimes you do, sometimes you learn with the partner you have. I think I only had one instance where a boyfriend of mine was a better kisser than me, and he said I was a pretty quick learner.

And yes, avoid alcohol. It takes good ideas and makes them very bad.

Old_Iron
December 9th, 2011, 06:04 PM
And yes, avoid alcohol. It takes good ideas and makes them very bad.

I agree completely with this statement, having seen far too much of the results as I have.

I3uster
December 9th, 2011, 06:09 PM
Have you tried it yourself though?

Imo, intoxication is something everyone should experience, at least once. Doesn't have to be alcohol (that shit is poison).

Old_Iron
December 9th, 2011, 06:18 PM
Have you tried it yourself though?

Imo, intoxication is something everyone should experience, at least once. Doesn't have to be alcohol (that shit is poison).

I have, though not enough to go anywhere beyond highly buzzed.

RadiantBeam
December 9th, 2011, 06:24 PM
Have you tried it yourself though?

Imo, intoxication is something everyone should experience, at least once. Doesn't have to be alcohol (that shit is poison).

I drank enough once to get buzzed at a family party, but never any further. Mostly because in high school my driver's ed teacher brought in drunk glasses for us to try, and never again feeling that sensation of stumbling on my own legs, thank you very much.

lethum
December 9th, 2011, 06:53 PM
I drank enough once to get buzzed at a family party, but never any further. Mostly because in high school my driver's ed teacher brought in drunk glasses for us to try, and never again feeling that sensation of stumbling on my own legs, thank you very much.Well, not everyone reacts the same way to intoxication, and sometimes the actual drink you use (vodka, beer, Cuba Libre) influences the reaction of your body.

In any case, if you're not sure, it's best to stay away.

RadiantBeam
December 9th, 2011, 06:54 PM
Well, not everyone reacts the same way to intoxication, and sometimes the actual drink you use (vodka, beer, Cuba Libre) influences the reaction of your body.

In any case, if you're not sure, it's best to stay away.

I'll be doing that, heh. I don't really feel curious about what kind of drunk I am.

Neir
December 9th, 2011, 06:55 PM
Dear RB,

What are your 7 sizes? :3

-Neir

RadiantBeam
December 9th, 2011, 07:48 PM
Dear RB,

What are your 7 sizes? :3

-Neir

No clue! :3

Neir
December 9th, 2011, 07:49 PM
That's no fun. :(

And I endorse alcohol. Drinking responsibly is best.

I3uster
December 9th, 2011, 08:03 PM
Drinking irresponsibly has its advantages too though.

RadiantBeam
December 9th, 2011, 08:12 PM
That's no fun. :(

Sorry?


Drinking irresponsibly has its advantages too though.

I probably won't try it either way, woe.

I3uster
December 9th, 2011, 08:15 PM
Well, you experienced a little once, so you know if you can enjoy it or not.

I think it's just a very good experience to know how easy perception and character can be affected or altered when under the influence of whatever.

Techlet
December 9th, 2011, 09:25 PM
Always drink with good friends. You never know what's gonna happen when people get drunk.

Also, relevant:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsZ1SagUPb4

deviatesfish
December 9th, 2011, 11:12 PM
Here in China, drinking is a skill. If you can't drink then you won't get promoted.

Arashi_Leonhart
December 9th, 2011, 11:14 PM
Same in Japan.

Tobias
December 9th, 2011, 11:19 PM
Dear RB, what's it like sharing initials with me and road buster?

deviatesfish
December 9th, 2011, 11:19 PM
Though it's a good thing I'm too rich to have to ever worry about that. It's usually people trying to get me drunk.

Dearest Arbe,

How long may I stay in the shower?

Five_X
December 9th, 2011, 11:22 PM
Julius Caesar was noted to have rarely ever drank much. Typically, Macedonians were seen as the heaviest drinkers in Antiquity.

RadiantBeam
December 9th, 2011, 11:28 PM
Dear RB, what's it like sharing initials with me and road buster?

Okay, I guess? I don't really think about it.


Dearest Arbe,

How long may I stay in the shower?

Fifteen minutes is usually the ideal, I've found. For me, at least.

Theocrass
December 9th, 2011, 11:45 PM
Beam-chan stays away from alcohol too!?

*Glomps.*

<333

RadiantBeam
December 9th, 2011, 11:49 PM
Beam-chan stays away from alcohol too!?

*Glomps.*

<333

Well, unless I'm having a drink at the family gatherings, otherwise I just avoid it. ^^;;;

lethum
December 9th, 2011, 11:54 PM
Of course, the drinking a lot at least once thing can become relevant at one point in your life. I remember I though of it as getting a vaccine.

deviatesfish
December 10th, 2011, 01:35 AM
I'm not gonna draw her, you can't persuade me, Five!

Five_X
December 10th, 2011, 02:11 AM
You just don't want to draw her because you know wouldn't match the originals!

deviatesfish
December 10th, 2011, 02:19 AM
Oh that just makes me not wanna do it more.

Five_X
December 10th, 2011, 02:20 AM
:(

deviatesfish
December 10th, 2011, 02:22 AM
Five_Moe is super effective.

Five_X
December 10th, 2011, 02:43 AM
*Five uses Moe-Ball to capture a wild deviatesfish!*

Techlet
December 10th, 2011, 04:15 AM
Same in Japan.

Similarly, Best Korea.

Arashi_Leonhart
December 10th, 2011, 04:18 AM
Similarly, Best Korea.

I'm such a bad Korean, I suck at Starcraft and prefer Japanese culture.

lethum
December 10th, 2011, 10:32 AM
I'm such a bad Korean, I suck at Starcraft and prefer Japanese culture.RB, is he telling the truth?

deviatesfish
December 10th, 2011, 12:34 PM
All Asians get a racial bonus to Starcraft.

Neir
December 10th, 2011, 12:52 PM
Arashi, have you tried saying KEKEKEKEKE while you're playing? That should be an auto rank-up.

Ivan The Mouse
December 10th, 2011, 01:00 PM
All Asians get a racial bonus to Starcraft.

Oh, that's why Filipinos suck at Starcraft. Asians get racial bonus to it. Only Asians.

Techlet
December 10th, 2011, 01:16 PM
Relevant:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcQedw7R1zk

RadiantBeam
December 10th, 2011, 02:03 PM
RB, is he telling the truth?

I'm going to trust him and assume he is.

Dantalion
December 14th, 2011, 05:58 AM
Oh, that's why Filipinos suck at Starcraft. Asians get racial bonus to it. Only Asians.

Filipinos is not Asians? I'm confused @[email protected]

Verg Avesta
December 14th, 2011, 06:12 AM
Dear Radiantbeam: Why is the real RB, RoadBuster, such a hunk of living man meat?

Ivan The Mouse
December 14th, 2011, 06:13 AM
Filipinos is not Asians? I'm confused @[email protected]

That's because Philippines is practically Mexico Island with a slightly different culture. That Malayan blood that goes in our veins does not count.