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Kotonoha
March 14th, 2011, 11:54 AM
Wakame Paradise
Matou Shinji's fanclub

http://a.random-image.net/kotonoha/shinji.jpg


You know, I always thought it would be interesting to have a Counter Guardian Shinji summoned as a Servant. Shit would be freaking sweet, having, like, a one-on-one duel with EMIYA and crap like that.

Like, after the events of UBW, Shinji gets a job as a male model, but his true ambition to to become a rockstar. However, he eventually finds that he is only able to play hardcore metal very well, so he decides to do that instead and basically creates what basically amounts to Dethklok and Detroit Metal City's bastard child. He proceeds to take over the metal world with his fucking epic music, ridiculous antics, and his amazing good looks. However, since he's also basically Dethklok at this point, he ends up slaughtering all his fans whenever they come to his concert... and that's how he becomes a hero. Because the Counterforce is leading him to kill all the hardcore metalheads that would otherwise destroy mankind by plunging society into anarchy and he's doing it just by rocking really fucking hard. And thus, he became a hero who saved the world every other concert.

Then he retired and did a ton of porn.

While we're at it, Ayako would summon him by using one of her metal CDs. He has a Mystic Face that's so overwhelmingly powerful that it makes everyone who looks at it want to get fucked by him, even guys (ESPECIALLY guys). His Noble Phantasm is his massive cock, and while it's powerful and big enough to go against Excalibur in melee without Shinji having to lift a finger, it has a powerful ability. During his lifetime, Shinji, from fucking so many metalhead chicks and from doing all that porno, contracted SAIDS, which could be Super AIDS, but is more likely Shinji AIDS. He's unaffected by it, though. As soon as he assfucks another Servant, they automatically shrivel up and die even as they ahegao from taking in Shinji's legendary girth.

And that's why Shinji would make the best Servant.

RULES.
1. Post Shinji images
2. Talk about Shinji
3. Sacrifice your virgin daughters to Shinji
4. If you don't have a virgin daughter, someone else's will do
5. Useless little sisters are allowed but still somewhat frowned upon ಠ_ಠ
6. Weird fujoshi stuff is fine too, Shinji understands the ladies' urge to make him get it on with dudes

To join, join the group here (http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/group.php?groupid=4)!

Tobias
March 14th, 2011, 11:57 AM
It will be even better then the last one!

And sign me up!

Optimus
March 14th, 2011, 11:58 AM
Letmeinpwease!

Kotonoha
March 14th, 2011, 11:58 AM
Maybe I should make a group thing?

But they are alien and frightening to me!

Optimus
March 14th, 2011, 12:00 PM
The Cherry Blossom club has one. Do you want Sakura's awesome brother to be left behind by new technologies?

hero
March 14th, 2011, 12:00 PM
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IINJII!

Lemme in.

Shikieiki
March 14th, 2011, 12:01 PM
I'm joining.

Ivan The Mouse
March 14th, 2011, 12:03 PM
I am joining, please.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 14th, 2011, 12:03 PM
Sign this guy up!

Kotonoha
March 14th, 2011, 12:04 PM
Okay, I'll make a group. Hold on guys.

Mike1984
March 14th, 2011, 12:04 PM
The Cherry Blossom club has one. Do you want Sakura's awesome brother to be left behind by new technologies?

You know, thinking about it, it kind of seems like it would be wrong for Rin to have one of these new fangled "group" thingies... :p

Hermes
March 14th, 2011, 12:06 PM
'Tis but natural for me to join.
The hair compels me

Kotonoha
March 14th, 2011, 12:11 PM
http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/group.php?groupid=4
Okay, here it is. GO GO JOIN JOIN

Tobias
March 14th, 2011, 12:14 PM
How i join?

Kotonoha
March 14th, 2011, 12:14 PM
you click join botan

Bargadiel
March 14th, 2011, 12:14 PM
Sign me up!

Tobias
March 14th, 2011, 12:16 PM
Whar butan

Kotonoha
March 14th, 2011, 12:18 PM
top right
drop down thang

Tobias
March 14th, 2011, 12:31 PM
Found but an. You know, there may be a silver lining here, if the new clubs don't try and bar people as happened last time.

Kotonoha
March 14th, 2011, 12:41 PM
I was trying to post some images with the fancy shmancy group picture thing but it seems to kind of compress them, which sucks. Maybe I should just post them here and use that one for the member list.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/niranira/Shinji/07_07.jpg
OBLIGATORY PIC

Bargadiel
March 14th, 2011, 01:03 PM
Can't forget this one,

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g293/Bargadiel/ShinjiFace.png

Erlkonig
March 14th, 2011, 01:53 PM
Can't forget this one,

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g293/Bargadiel/ShinjiFace.png

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I like you.

Kotonoha
March 14th, 2011, 01:54 PM
^ My face when only seven members.

Seaweed for the seaweed god! Rape for the rape throne!

Bargadiel
March 14th, 2011, 02:11 PM
There must be moar!

Keyne
March 14th, 2011, 02:13 PM
Shinji: My little sister's vag000 can't be this big. Uguu~~ *squish*

Hermes
March 14th, 2011, 02:20 PM
http://i1223.photobucket.com/albums/dd504/Hermes1899/th_phphNjlznAM.jpg?t=1300126759

The inevitable future. Don't deny it.

...Ignore the right part, if you will.

Kotonoha
March 14th, 2011, 02:21 PM
Remember, if you use it too much, it will stretch.

Kotonoha
March 14th, 2011, 02:28 PM
The vag000!

...Hey, nothing wrong with the right side of that image. Even men aren't immune to Shinji's charm.

Bargadiel
March 14th, 2011, 03:02 PM
My flesh, it burns!

KENTA
March 14th, 2011, 04:03 PM
It was inevitable that I join.

Tobias
March 14th, 2011, 04:06 PM
Maybe they are immune and just like and want to show off their new bunny suits?

Kotonoha
March 14th, 2011, 04:07 PM
Issei seems to like Shirou's bunnysuit.

But Shirou's like "fuck off man, Shinji's my BFF!"

Gaia
March 14th, 2011, 05:10 PM
Why isn't the pretty picture of Shinji in Rider's clothes here yet?

Tobias
March 14th, 2011, 05:59 PM
Why isn't the pretty picture of Shinji in Rider's clothes here yet?



What she said

Kotonoha
March 14th, 2011, 06:01 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/niranira/shinjiWAT.png

As you wish!

Twelveseal
March 15th, 2011, 03:40 AM
I have Joined thy group oh Seaweed Lord!

Ivan The Mouse
March 15th, 2011, 05:56 AM
Now where is that CG SHINJI picture sketched by Iforgotwho? (Along with the epic music.)

Hoster
March 15th, 2011, 10:28 AM
No matter how many times you see that image, it never stops hurting your eyes.

Tobias
March 15th, 2011, 10:32 AM
I went climbing through the google cache, but I cant seem to figure out the right search terms

Kotonoha
March 15th, 2011, 10:50 AM
I have the whole original thread saved at home (in single-page "print thread" form), so I think it's in there.

Wonder if PB would hunt me down for COPYRIGHTZ if I just posted the whole thing.

Mike1984
March 15th, 2011, 11:58 AM
Wonder if PB would hunt me down for COPYRIGHTZ if I just posted the whole thing.

Well, looking at their own support boards, they don't actually seem to claim copyright on or exclusive rights to your posts (they do, of course, claim the right to use them however they like), although, technically, doing so would be breaching the copyright of anyone else who had posted in that thread unless you had permission (I doubt any of us would give a shit, though).

Verg Avesta
March 15th, 2011, 05:19 PM
I want to be part of this glorious group!

Just so I can tell you that I watched episode one, onee! Mwhahahahahahaha!

Tobias
March 15th, 2011, 05:26 PM
Kota, I need to stop being lazy and restate the dojo or Gaia will hurt me, do you suppose you could walk me through the setting up groups thing?


Setting up this new fangled tech scares me :/

Gaia
March 17th, 2011, 07:20 PM
It was totally Koto's lovely avatar's fault that I had to join this group. I couldn't resist its awesomeness.

Tobias, hurry up with Taiga's club! >: D

Kotonoha
March 17th, 2011, 07:27 PM
Kota, I need to stop being lazy and restate the dojo or Gaia will hurt me, do you suppose you could walk me through the setting up groups thing?


Setting up this new fangled tech scares me :/

http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/group.php?do=create
Fill in name and description, hit save, upload an image, you are now done.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 18th, 2011, 05:01 AM
Story thread!

http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/group.php?gmid=99&do=discuss#gmessage99

Keyne
March 23rd, 2011, 09:21 AM
Koto-nee. Saber/Shirou/Illya picture whar? ;C;

Twelveseal
March 24th, 2011, 04:54 AM
The Combustion Ghost made a phantom post?

Ivan The Mouse
March 24th, 2011, 06:36 AM
Yes. And it combusted before we could reading it.

Mazyrian
March 24th, 2011, 06:00 PM
Not joining (as fun as this fanclub is I don't really like Shinji), but still I'm reposting something that was in the previous incarnation and that deserves to be known

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/7176/sirshinji.png

ItsaRandomUsername
March 24th, 2011, 06:25 PM
I can't read it. D:<

Keyne
March 24th, 2011, 06:26 PM
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/4058/avalown.png

Mazyrian
March 24th, 2011, 07:12 PM
Edited the valorous Sir Shinji story to be readable (and if now it's too big, well, too bad)

ItsaRandomUsername
March 24th, 2011, 07:13 PM
You're a good person... ;___;

Flame
March 25th, 2011, 02:11 PM
The Combustion Ghost made a phantom post?

Bah, it was borderline troll-post so I ended up deleting it.

And to avoid spam posting, here's a pic of Shin-man.

http://cfs6.tistory.com/upload_control/download.blog?fhandle=YmxvZzgyMzY5QGZzNi50aXN0b3J5 LmNvbTovYXR0YWNoLzAvMDcwMDAwMDAwMDU0LmpwZw%3D%3D

Day
March 25th, 2011, 04:23 PM
Iím not found of Shinji and Iím not joining the club, but since I re-watched UBW recently, I think you should see this.

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/103/040kz.jpg (http://img232.imageshack.us/i/040kz.jpg/)

Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)

I never thought that my first post on new forum would be in this tread, lol.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 25th, 2011, 04:49 PM
Man-MOE.


Don't you just wanna give him a nice big hug?

Keyne
March 25th, 2011, 04:50 PM
Man-MOE.

Or man-miserable?

Kotonoha
March 25th, 2011, 05:00 PM
I find that image intensely erotic in a way you guys will never understand.

Worksafe porn.

Keyne
March 25th, 2011, 05:21 PM
I find that image intensely erotic in a way you guys will never understand.

Worksafe porn.

It woke up your motherly instincts? D:

ItsaRandomUsername
March 25th, 2011, 05:25 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Tobias
March 25th, 2011, 05:26 PM
how bout it kota, would you like shinji to call you ohka-san?

(be gentle, I have only heard that word pronounced, I spelled it like it sounds)

TheSpy
March 25th, 2011, 05:28 PM
how bout it kota, would you like shinji to call you ohka-san?

(be gentle, I have only heard that word pronounced, I spelled it like it sounds)

If you mean the Japanese word for mother, I think it's Okaa-San.

Gaia
March 25th, 2011, 05:45 PM
So, Koto-nee -> Koto-kaa? :D

Keyne
March 25th, 2011, 05:54 PM
So, Koto-nee -> Koto-kaa? :D

*cue Pokemon evolution theme*

Tobias
March 25th, 2011, 05:56 PM
Well, she might not want to you know, I mean, shinji mouthing at your breasts all day long and being forced to spank and discipline him when he is bad....

Probably every girl's nightmare.

Twelveseal
March 25th, 2011, 10:11 PM
I can hear Koto readying the whips and chains already. Candles lighted. Handcuffs on the bedpost. She managed to steal Breaker Gorgon somehow.

Just a night of light fun motherly love.

Kotonoha
March 26th, 2011, 11:30 AM
I would adopt Shinji. Sakura too.

But if I am the mother, who is to be the father?

Keyne
March 26th, 2011, 11:31 AM
I would adopt Shinji. Sakura too.

But if I am the mother, who is to be the father?

Mike. :3

Theocrass
March 26th, 2011, 11:34 AM
Mike. :3

If that was a television sitcom, I would watch it.

Kotonoha
March 26th, 2011, 12:01 PM
Koto: "Hello, police? I'd like to report a case of domestic abuse. You see, m-my husband rapes our daughter and beats our son..."
Shinji: "You do both of those things to me!"
Koto: "Don't talk while Mommy's on the phone, sweetie."

Theocrass
March 26th, 2011, 12:04 PM
:D Hilarious.

Koto-san, you'd be the best mother EVA.

Ivan The Mouse
March 26th, 2011, 12:17 PM
Koto: "Hello, police? I'd like to report a case of domestic abuse. You see, m-my husband rapes our daughter and beats our son..."
Shinji: "You do both of those things to me!"
Koto: "Don't talk while Mommy's on the phone, sweetie."

PO1: "Yes Ma'am, Yes Ma'am. We're taking care of it, we'll send bunch of guys there immediately."
[Puts phone down.]
PO2: "What's that?"
PO1: "Just another prank call."

TheSpy
March 26th, 2011, 02:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/kkaUM.jpg

Knight of Rider
March 26th, 2011, 06:44 PM
Koto: "Hello, police? I'd like to report a case of domestic abuse. You see, m-my husband rapes our daughter and beats our son..."
Shinji: "You do both of those things to me!"
Koto: "Don't talk while Mommy's on the phone, sweetie."
That's exactly like I would imagine it...

Altima of the Gates
March 26th, 2011, 06:59 PM
Koto-san, you'd be the best mother EVA.

EVA
KOTO-MUSOU?!!

Tobias
March 26th, 2011, 07:00 PM
I adore the last page of this thread and everyone on it.

Keyne
March 26th, 2011, 07:01 PM
Altima can be the ever-present beer-drinking Uncle with funny ideas for a living. Every sitcom need someone like that.

Certis Baliano
March 26th, 2011, 07:04 PM
I can't believe I forgot to rejoin this.

Twelveseal
March 26th, 2011, 07:49 PM
The rest of us are just bit parts in that show of awesome.

Who gets to be the crazy neighbor?

Keyne
March 26th, 2011, 07:50 PM
The rest of us are just bit parts in that show of awesome.

Who gets to be the crazy neighbor?

I vote for Irun.

Twelveseal
March 26th, 2011, 07:51 PM
My thoughts exactly.
But we can't have him too close to Illya-chan, or we lose the sub-plot potential... 83

Kotonoha
March 26th, 2011, 10:17 PM
Altima can be the ever-present beer-drinking Uncle with funny ideas for a living. Every sitcom need someone like that.

But Altima is my mother, so he'd be Mike's pushy mother-in-law, which is another character archetype that every sitcom needs.

Theocrass
March 27th, 2011, 12:04 AM
What to do, what to do ...

I got nothing. Kirei could be the local priest though. :3

Twelveseal
March 27th, 2011, 12:13 AM
Hmmm, for an alcoholic uncle with awesome ideas?

VERG

ItsaRandomUsername
March 27th, 2011, 02:01 AM
I vote for Irun.

I LUV YA MAN

Keyne
March 27th, 2011, 03:36 AM
I LUV YA MAN

He knows how to please a man. :3

TheSpy
March 27th, 2011, 05:36 AM
He knows how to please a man. :3

I really didn't want to know that...

Keyne
March 27th, 2011, 06:04 AM
I really didn't want to know that...

I know you'd love it, too.

Ivan The Mouse
March 27th, 2011, 07:10 AM
I know you'd love it, too.

And so do you.

Keyne
March 27th, 2011, 07:11 AM
And so do you.

U so jelly nao. :3

Ivan The Mouse
March 27th, 2011, 07:12 AM
U so jelly nao. :3

Y, u mad?

Keyne
March 27th, 2011, 07:14 AM
Y, u mad?

o u rly jelly nao. :3

TheSpy
March 27th, 2011, 07:18 AM
I know you'd love it, too.

http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/judge_you_are_a_faggot.jpg

Keyne
March 27th, 2011, 07:18 AM
O u not only jelly but mad 2. :D

Ivan The Mouse
March 27th, 2011, 07:21 AM
Ya, I jelly. Y, u mad?

Keyne
March 27th, 2011, 07:22 AM
Nawt enimoar. :3

Ivan The Mouse
March 27th, 2011, 07:26 AM
Den I no jelly enimoar.

Kotonoha
March 27th, 2011, 08:23 AM
You are all jellymad that you will never have theme music as good as Shinji's.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCJUyzh8oNU

(thanks for the upload Crown)

Keyne
March 27th, 2011, 08:51 AM
I think I heard this music with Taiga a lot more.

Kotonoha
March 27th, 2011, 09:31 AM
I don't believe it was ever used for Taiga... I could be wrong though, it's been a while.

The title is "Go! Shinji OH" btw.

Keyne
March 27th, 2011, 09:33 AM
I think it was, maybe in those Sunday morning quizes in by Illya's castle...

Tobias
March 27th, 2011, 09:33 AM
who said taiga!?



*goes back a page


oh, its just music.


......carry on

Keyne
March 27th, 2011, 09:33 AM
who said taiga!?



*goes back a page


oh, its just music.


......carry on

>_>

<_<

'c' <(Taiga.)

^U^

Theocrass
March 27th, 2011, 11:19 AM
Man, I can't believe I missed a brofest up in here.

TypeWannabe
March 30th, 2011, 08:56 PM
I swear that I swore that I'd swear never to post here. Well, time heals all non existent wounds. Here is the most hilarious thing I've ever see...well, no, I've seen funnier, but few like this.

LOL (http://wakachan.org/fate/src/1300045457539.jpg)

Oh, also, NSFW.

Kotonoha
March 30th, 2011, 09:10 PM
Me on the left.

Tobias
March 30th, 2011, 09:29 PM
Ironically just today I was thinking that of all his sins, the only one shinji couldn't be forgiven for was not capitalizing on the opportunity to provide an extra rin H scene.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 30th, 2011, 09:46 PM
UBW obligatory RAEP?

Oddly hot. :p

Kotonoha
March 30th, 2011, 10:10 PM
You'd think there'd be a Sakura H-scene too.

Maybe a completely random Saber one just to cover all the bases.

Tobias
March 30th, 2011, 10:20 PM
Wouldn't it be rider? What with that being canonical and all?

Kotonoha
March 30th, 2011, 10:28 PM
Also acceptable!

Mike1984
March 30th, 2011, 11:06 PM
You'd think there'd be a Sakura H-scene too.

Well, if FSN were actualy an erotic VN, as opposed to a normal VN with some sex scenes tacked on to sell some more copies, then there almost certainly would be, and there would be a Rin one too, in a Bad End if nothing else (I'm sure Nasu could have found a way to stick an extra Bad End in there, where Shinji couldn't be stopped for whatever reason, and presumably where Shirou was forced to watch...). Also, several of the other Bad Ends would be somewhat more explicit (the last one springs immediately to mind...).

Twelveseal
March 31st, 2011, 03:50 AM
Indeed. Seafood raep.
ShinjixRin...

I wonder if I could come up with a way to make that work?

ItsaRandomUsername
March 31st, 2011, 03:51 AM
LGW?

By the Gods... o__o

Twelveseal
March 31st, 2011, 03:53 AM
Not neccessarily...

Actually, probably not, but who knows?

Tobias
March 31st, 2011, 09:49 AM
rapysexytimes possibly, consensually lolno.

Mike1984
March 31st, 2011, 10:43 AM
rapysexytimes possibly, consensually lolno.

Well, getting Shinji to rape her is utterly trivial (I've seen at least one fanfic and about 50 doujins that use that as a premise). Consensually, yeah, that ain't going to happen, at least not in the remotely near future.

Twelveseal
March 31st, 2011, 08:46 PM
^Agrees. I think it's possible, but there'd be a whole lot involved in it for that kind of thing to happen.

Mike1984
March 31st, 2011, 09:15 PM
Well, it would require Shinji to totally change as a person, Rin to recognise that he'd changed and for him to either attempt to hide everything he'd done to Sakura (which is likely to end very badly for him) or, else, do some serious atonement (which is likely to involve quite a bit of Rin-inflicted pain...). And even then it's a long-shot, really.

Kotonoha
March 31st, 2011, 09:24 PM
Getting beaten up isn't really "atonement".

Tobias
March 31st, 2011, 09:26 PM
Neither is getting 10 jewels to the face Nd being reduced to cinders,but I bet rin would try that to.

Mike1984
March 31st, 2011, 09:41 PM
Getting beaten up isn't really "atonement".

No, the atonement comes afterwards, at the point where Rin has accepted that Shinji should be allowed to actually live and, even more generously, retain all of his "equipment"....

Ivan The Mouse
April 1st, 2011, 03:56 AM
Eh, I don't think Shinji could still do atonement at this point. As a matter of fact, the only thing he could do to get respect is to go serious on being a magus, which he can't do so. Being a martyr like Shirou, which is another viable option will only earn him questions and doubt. Seriously, Shinji's on a position where he can't change to being a good person anymore but he can't also sink deeper without risking his life. He's totally fucked, in other words.

Ergast
April 1st, 2011, 06:03 AM
Well, getting Shinji to rape her is utterly trivial (I've seen at least one fanfic and about 50 doujins that use that as a premise).

I'm not that sure about it being so utterly trivial. Getting him into trying? Sure. Getting him into actually suceeding on the other hand... If there isn't someone really powerful backing him, she would blow him up to the moon. At least.

terraablaze
April 1st, 2011, 09:18 AM
Hey Kota, when did you metamorphose into Dark Sakura? You had an almost unbroken chain of Shinji avatars, did you run out?

Kotonoha
April 1st, 2011, 09:20 AM
Why would I use an avatar of Shinji? I hate Shinji.

gah even if I'm joking it hurts to say that, FORGIVE ME FOR THIS, MY LOVE

terraablaze
April 1st, 2011, 10:38 AM
Why would I use an avatar of Shinji? I hate Shinji.

gah even if I'm joking it hurts to say that, FORGIVE ME FOR THIS, MY LOVE

My mind is full of fuck.
Oh wait ha ha black text did not see that.
But seriously why the change?

Hmm I wonder if I should post it. Maybe when I get back.

Mike1984
April 1st, 2011, 10:55 AM
Eh, I don't think Shinji could still do atonement at this point. As a matter of fact, the only thing he could do to get respect is to go serious on being a magus, which he can't do so. Being a martyr like Shirou, which is another viable option will only earn him questions and doubt. Seriously, Shinji's on a position where he can't change to being a good person anymore but he can't also sink deeper without risking his life. He's totally fucked, in other words.

Why not?

Obviously, it is unlikely that it would happen of its own accord, but if Sakura is freed and Zouken killed, Shinji has pretty much no option but to change, somehow. Obviously, how it would go depends on the situation, but I would imagine Rin would beat the idea that he needs to stop being a dick into him pretty damn quick if she knew what he'd done to Sakura (as, for that matter, would Shirou).


I'm not that sure about it being so utterly trivial. Getting him into trying? Sure. Getting him into actually suceeding on the other hand... If there isn't someone really powerful backing him, she would blow him up to the moon. At least.

Of course.

But he does have something powerful backing him. It's called "Rider" (or, in UBW, Gil). Obviously, in a normal situation, he doesn't stand a chance, but in a Grail War he simply either has to capture her or threaten someone else who has captured her into handing her over (like he did to Archer in UBW).

Flame
April 1st, 2011, 11:12 AM
Eh, I don't think Shinji could still do atonement at this point. As a matter of fact, the only thing he could do to get respect is to go serious on being a magus, which he can't do so. Being a martyr like Shirou, which is another viable option will only earn him questions and doubt. Seriously, Shinji's on a position where he can't change to being a good person anymore but he can't also sink deeper without risking his life. He's totally fucked, in other words.

I think rapebird's take on this is pretty nice:
http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/163-Dear-Emiya



But seriously why the change?


April's Fool I'm guessing. (?)

Kotonoha
April 1st, 2011, 11:33 AM
What change? Nothing changed.

ItsaRandomUsername
April 1st, 2011, 11:36 AM
Holy crap...

Dark Sakura ate Koto's Shinji avatar!!!!! D:

Kotonoha
April 1st, 2011, 11:48 AM
Ufufufufufu.

Whatever makes you think that, Irun-san?

Keyne
April 1st, 2011, 11:49 AM
There is some wakame in the right corner of your mouth.

ItsaRandomUsername
April 1st, 2011, 11:53 AM
And that red stuff? That's not lipstick.

Kotonoha
April 1st, 2011, 11:55 AM
There is some wakame in the right corner of your mouth.

http://i54.tinypic.com/2cwn0cg.jpg

What? Oh, that's because I, um, had miso soup this morning.

Keyne
April 1st, 2011, 12:01 PM
Miso soup, you say... Nah, it was Shinji, wasn't it? Also, your stuttering made your answer questionable.

Kotonoha
April 1st, 2011, 12:05 PM
http://i56.tinypic.com/2j0gmj6.jpg

Don't be silly, Keyne-san. Nii-san is taking the day off, that's all.

terraablaze
April 1st, 2011, 12:06 PM
You guys are all wrong.
It obviously works like Digimon.
Shinji is killed by Sakura pre-blackened form and causes her to accept the 'evil' in her heart so Shinji is necessary for the transformation.
Since there is a tangential connection he can digivolve into blackened Sakura.

Keyne
April 1st, 2011, 12:07 PM
You still haven't cleared away that strand of blue hair from your mouth, Sakura-san...

terraablaze
April 1st, 2011, 12:11 PM
The real question now is what level he(she?) is right now. Champion? Ultimate? What would Shinji be I guess Rookie sounds about right.

Hoster
April 1st, 2011, 03:04 PM
Sakura is a good girl... *pats*

Kotonoha
April 1st, 2011, 04:01 PM
Sakura is a good girl... *pats*

http://i51.tinypic.com/9gc1g7.jpg

Could you please stop touching my ass?

(What, you never said what you were patting)

Tobias
April 1st, 2011, 04:04 PM
I wasnt.

*urya urya urya*

tee-hee

Hoster
April 1st, 2011, 04:28 PM
Your head, your ass, is there really a difference? *trollface.jpg*

terraablaze
April 1st, 2011, 06:59 PM
Wait,
Sakura's head is the same as her ass?
Sakura is a butthead?!?
Why was I not told!!!

Keyne
April 1st, 2011, 07:01 PM
Bevis: Shut up, Butt-head. Hehe-hehehe-hehe-he-hehe...

Tobias
April 1st, 2011, 07:16 PM
...it only just now occurred to me I am not sure anyone else actually thinks in the "urya" sound effect.


That was the sound of breasts being massaged, I don't know why.


....I'll just....see myself out, shall I?

Keyne
April 1st, 2011, 07:17 PM
...it only just now occurred to me I am not sure anyone else actually thinks in the "urya" sound effect.


That was the sound of breasts being massaged, I don't know why.


....I'll just....see myself out, shall I?

o no u stae rite heer!

Altima of the Gates
April 1st, 2011, 09:31 PM
*shakes head*

April Fool's, how I hate thee! *shakes fist*

Twelveseal
April 2nd, 2011, 12:42 AM
The correct sound for a boob grope is "Momi momi momi" Say it. It's fun.

Tobias
April 2nd, 2011, 08:00 AM
I may be setting myself up for a thatsthejoke, but that sounds more like what someone would say while rubbing boobs


Possibly someone with oedipal issues



Mommy mommy mommy *rub rub*

Twelveseal
April 2nd, 2011, 10:57 PM
I know what you mean, but I didn't invent it. Blame Japan. Or just laugh with it.

Erlkonig
April 2nd, 2011, 11:02 PM
Oh god, why did I join!?

Twelveseal
April 2nd, 2011, 11:11 PM
Because Shinji and Koto are awesome?

Altima of the Gates
April 2nd, 2011, 11:12 PM
There comes a time where we must all question ourselves, in order to see where we truly stand. You are now at that place.
May you find your answer traitor young one.

Twelveseal
April 2nd, 2011, 11:14 PM
But... You can love both Shinji and Sakura, yes? Follow your heart, Earl King-san! Only you know your own truth!

Tobias
April 2nd, 2011, 11:19 PM
Of course a shinji fan can share his love with Sakura as well, that is the path set down by the Wakame himself!

Mike1984
April 2nd, 2011, 11:21 PM
Oh god, why did I join!?

Very good question....



On an entirely unrelated note, you know that groups have a "leave" option, right? :p

Altima of the Gates
April 2nd, 2011, 11:23 PM
But... You can love both Shinji and Sakura, yes?

I don't know, can you?
But seriously, *shrug* Sure, why not?

Kotonoha
April 2nd, 2011, 11:59 PM
But... You can love both Shinji and Sakura, yes?

Of course!

Someone who can only love one of them is someone who lacks love!

ItsaRandomUsername
April 3rd, 2011, 12:26 AM
You joined for the memetic awesomness, 'nuff said. That's why I'm here~

terraablaze
April 3rd, 2011, 11:23 AM
Of course!

Someone who can only love one of them is someone who lacks love!

What if you just like both of them. Would that person lack love too?

Kotonoha
April 3rd, 2011, 11:25 AM
They have like. Like is fine too.

ItsaRandomUsername
April 6th, 2011, 11:05 AM
Obligatory.
http://i1185.photobucket.com/albums/z347/Rockxas/6cad9b138cbc848f6438dbea.jpg

Ivan The Mouse
April 6th, 2011, 11:54 AM
To quote Koto-nee, BEST END.

Tobias
April 6th, 2011, 02:13 PM
its worth noting since that image is very similar to the "this person is dead" image from the HA minigame, it really does seem like he died though.

Kotonoha
April 6th, 2011, 02:25 PM
But you see, he fucked every person in that image.

The best possible way to die. That's why he looks so happy.

Keyne
April 6th, 2011, 02:30 PM
No wonder his AIDS evolved into SAIDS. D:

Tobias
April 6th, 2011, 02:31 PM
hero in throne: how did you say you died again

MATOU: heart attack following to much exertion.

Hero in throne: what, thats it? kinda....lame.

*MATOU licks his lips*

MATOU: is it now?

terraablaze
April 6th, 2011, 02:34 PM
hero in throne: how did you say you died again

MATOU: heart attack following to much exertion.

Hero in throne: what, thats it? kinda....lame.

*MATOU licks his lips*

MATOU: is it now?

And from thence forth,
no mortal could have sex with a summoned hero, Servant or otherwise.
Isn't it sad Elf?

Tobias
April 6th, 2011, 02:36 PM
I dont think elf reads this thread.

terraablaze
April 6th, 2011, 02:38 PM
I dont think elf reads this thread.

Maybe if we mention her name enough she will materialize.

or we could do this

ARCHER WILL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH RIN! He clearly prefers the heroine from Extra anyway, she can get second hand Shinji loving instead.

Kotonoha
April 6th, 2011, 02:38 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/niranira/Shinji/1273942041227332.png

I summon her with AWCHAH

Tobias
April 6th, 2011, 02:40 PM
heh heh, second hand shinji love. thats what it would be if archer got to second base right?

terraablaze
April 6th, 2011, 02:41 PM
heh heh, second hand shinji love. thats what it would be if archer got to second base right?

I will come clean and admit I do not know what the bases stand for.

I meant she can get SAIDS instead.

Tobias
April 6th, 2011, 02:43 PM
as I understand it,

1st = kiss

2nd = hand action, either groping or stimulation

3rd = oral

scoring = sex

Keyne
April 6th, 2011, 02:48 PM
For Archer it's more like:

1st base = right hand

2nd base = left hand

3rd base = both hands

home base = dakimakura rape

terraablaze
April 6th, 2011, 02:49 PM
as I understand it,

1st = kiss

2nd = hand action, either groping or stimulation

3rd = oral

scoring = sex

You mean genital sex, is there that big of a difference in the experience between that and 3rd base?
Also no anal. Poor anal lovers.

Tobias
April 6th, 2011, 02:54 PM
depends on who you talk to. these days most people will tell you oral is basically the same thing, so maybe the base system is outdated?

also, once you get into shit like anal (no pun intended) I think you have pretty well been considered to have passed the need for a base line (possibly intended that time)

Marth
April 10th, 2011, 10:52 AM
http://img2.gelbooru.com//samples/82/sample_7eafadf8b9b1cc67584a6da4cf7ff85d520b756e.jp g?81952

Squall
April 11th, 2011, 04:41 PM
http://img2.gelbooru.com//samples/82/sample_7eafadf8b9b1cc67584a6da4cf7ff85d520b756e.jp g?81952

This picture got me thinking about how F/SN would have played out if Shinji wasn't so worthless.

Shinji didn't just rape Sakura. The worms made her feel uncontrollable amounts of lust. Zouken ordered Shinji to rape her to help deal with it. Chances are, she was forced to orgasm* every time he raped her. It is also one of the only reasons she would still have any kind affection for him, aside from breaking from the humiliation of it all.

All this does is highlight what a little shit Shinji is. If he had treated her decently from the start, if he approached her with the slightest bit of empathy and compassion once Zouken gave her to him, she would have been utterly devoted to him. What she felt for Shirou wouldn't even compare, Shinji would own her in every conceivable way.

But he was a little shit and did nothing but poison their relationship for years.

Tobias
April 11th, 2011, 04:45 PM
Zouken did not order shinji to rape Sakura. That's fanon.

Keyne
April 11th, 2011, 04:46 PM
orgasm, not organism.

Squall
April 11th, 2011, 04:50 PM
Zouken did not order shinji to rape Sakura. That's fanon.

You can disagree all you want, but it is actually a real life illness called Stockholm syndrome.

Part of of Stockholm syndrome IS developing sympethy for your assailant's possition and finding ways of justifying why had how they abuse you. You have just described Sakura's reaction to Shinji's abuse as classical Stockholm, she started out feeling worthless (because she was discarded by her father and sent so a man who immediately abused her by implanting things in her body. Incidentally, part of breaking someone down so is to take away control of there body; cuting hair, inflicting injures), and guilty because she was replacing him as heir.

Add a few years of sexual abuse, and yes, she a perfectly normal victime of Stockholm. She sympethises with her abuser, feeling that she is dirty and that she desirves to sufffer for it.

Just because you pity your kidnapper/abuser, doesn't mean that you can't (and don't) develop SS. If anything, it'll just make it easier.

Tobias
April 11th, 2011, 04:53 PM
....nooo, I am referring to the fact that shinji raped Sakura by his own violation. Zouken had nothing to do it.

Marth
April 11th, 2011, 04:56 PM
I just noticed that it looks like Caster is sneaking up on Saber, possibly for a stealth grope. ^_^

Kotonoha
April 11th, 2011, 04:59 PM
It took me a while to realize what he was even trying to say.

"Zouken didn't tell Shinji to rape Sakura"
"Yes he did, STOCKHOLM SYNDROME"

Say whaaaa...?

Tobias
April 11th, 2011, 05:00 PM
It took me a second to. Also a certain effort of will not to go on a moderately long rant on how arguably Sakura didn't have Stockholm syndrome as that's more of a self defense mechanism as opposed to more a complex in which ohmyimdoingitnowimsorry

Marth
April 11th, 2011, 05:03 PM
http://sadpanda.us/images/433723-PVXIO1E.jpg

Kotonoha
April 11th, 2011, 05:04 PM
I am going to use this tactic some time now.

"Shiki can't kill Servants."
"You can disagree all you want, but it is actually a real life illness called Alzheimer's disease."

Tobias
April 11th, 2011, 05:06 PM
That....is.....genius!

Marth
April 11th, 2011, 05:10 PM
Not really. No different than any other good idea that someone shamelessly stole and used for their own gain. :p

But I digress. Pics, I have.

http://img2.gelbooru.com//images/845/e6870e3d91285fc4ddb30edb3834e40d.jpeg?1044505

http://img2.gelbooru.com//images/546/a3574078161458aea1ecb08406a112f00a9259d5.png?67553 7

http://img2.gelbooru.com//samples/759/sample_872436496e885483d74c3efc38bc5983.png?902226
This one....I don't get.

terraablaze
April 11th, 2011, 05:12 PM
every time he raped her


How often did this happen? It is stated she only resisted the first time. And then there would be that last time in Heaven's Feel where he blackmails her which would count as coercion. Either than that I thought at worst it was just sex she did not really care for that she put up with anyway (and enjoyed), not pleasant but I am not sure I would call it rape. So twice? I thought she just did not want her precious Senpai to find out that she was having sex with her brother because scandalous.

If you want points agaisnt Shinji and how he treats Sakura beating her and berating her would come up first on my list. And that did not show up until recently before Fate. So what could we call there relationship before than but after he found out? That was three years ago I think. Were they having sex the whole time?

Someone like Koto who has the finer details on ShinjixSakura down want to help me out here?

TheSpy
April 11th, 2011, 05:16 PM
http://img2.gelbooru.com//images/845/e6870e3d91285fc4ddb30edb3834e40d.jpeg?1044505

Didn't I used to have that in my sig?

Marth
April 11th, 2011, 05:19 PM
Possibly. I just got it off gelbooru awhile ago.

http://img2.gelbooru.com//images/845/41d370d3f6e2069a3cae3f7d3442d965.jpeg?1044512

http://img2.gelbooru.com//images/5/cfe9a0c2313181b023dcdb5ad81f85b5234af749.jpg?4683

http://img2.gelbooru.com//images/60/510b0c78acfd1e9ba6259bcd4dbd3509cf1055f9.jpg?59171
LOLWUT

Keyne
April 11th, 2011, 05:21 PM
^ Trollpic.

TheSpy
April 11th, 2011, 05:23 PM
http://img2.gelbooru.com//images/845/41d370d3f6e2069a3cae3f7d3442d965.jpeg?1044512

Had that one too.

Marth
April 11th, 2011, 05:23 PM
^ ^ So sayeth the overly devoted fan who happens to be a boy. :p

TheSpy
April 11th, 2011, 05:26 PM
I had them to piss off Mike, but it helps that I find the pairing interesting, I'll admit...

Marth
April 11th, 2011, 05:27 PM
^ Yay, the Illya x Iri sig image! With 90% less clothing and 10% ribbons! ^_^

Kotonoha
April 11th, 2011, 06:11 PM
^ Trollpic.

If you mean the Saber-bashing one, yeah, that was part of a bunch of images that had their dialogue edited by some obsessive Sakura fan who was butthurt that Saber was the heroine of the anime. There's a point in Danbooru's favour, it nuked the entirety of the "fake_translation" tag recently so I don't have to look at those anymore :P

(In before Mike saying it was someone pretending to be a Sakura fan in order to make Sakura fans look bad because there has never been a Sakura fan who was a character-bashing dick EVAR)


How often did this happen? It is stated she only resisted the first time. And then there would be that last time in Heaven's Feel where he blackmails her which would count as coercion. Either than that I thought at worst it was just sex she did not really care for that she put up with anyway (and enjoyed), not pleasant but I am not sure I would call it rape. So twice? I thought she just did not want her precious Senpai to find out that she was having sex with her brother because scandalous.

If you want points agaisnt Shinji and how he treats Sakura beating her and berating her would come up first on my list. And that did not show up until recently before Fate. So what could we call there relationship before than but after he found out? That was three years ago I think. Were they having sex the whole time?

Someone like Koto who has the finer details on ShinjixSakura down want to help me out here?

We can't really know. If she really did consent all the other times it could be considered "dubious consent" (I get the feeling this is what Rider had but that's just my guess), but then again I doubt if she said no Shinji would be like "oh well if you're not consenting I won't do it".


This one....I don't get.

Parody of... Office Space, I think it was?

Keyne
April 11th, 2011, 06:15 PM
Parody of... Office Space, I think it was?
Or just Shinji, Gil and Hassan busting the comp for making dopes out of them in the game. So sad. :3

Tobias
April 11th, 2011, 06:16 PM
submitting to rape because you are drugged up? Yeah, still rape, which is pretty much exactly what's happening here, replacing two hits of ecstasy with penis worms doesn't change that factor.

ItsaRandomUsername
April 11th, 2011, 07:25 PM
This one....I don't get.

That's the final boss of the Shinji route: Xerox Manyu, the angriest printer you've ever met in your life.

Shinji hijacks the game as the main character, which is why Shirou isn't beating up on it as well.

Marth
April 11th, 2011, 07:36 PM
^ Awesome. I assume it's attacks include 'Corrupting Ink Spray' and 'Lethal Papercut'? =P

ItsaRandomUsername
April 11th, 2011, 07:49 PM
You're now imagining Dark Sakura making photocopies.

AND IT LOOKS SO DARK AND SEXY

Marth
April 11th, 2011, 07:51 PM
So long as it's photocopies of porn, we're all set.

Tobias
April 11th, 2011, 08:42 PM
Shame how that Godzilla guy just kind of scurried off. I kinda miss him, he was hilarious in a newbish kinda way.

terraablaze
April 11th, 2011, 09:16 PM
submitting to rape because you are drugged up? Yeah, still rape, which is pretty much exactly what's happening here, replacing two hits of ecstasy with penis worms doesn't change that factor.

Pretty sure they work differently, or else she would not have so casually said no to Shinji in Heaven's Feel. Honestly Sakura extra horny seemed to have a normal libido to me, but what do I know.
I interpreted it as, after the first time she never resisted because why bother, she needs semen apparently because (in case you forgot) SHE RUNS ON SEX as silly as that is. Yes that is terrible (I guess, oh no I need to have sex more often? I guess that is inconvenient) but that is somewhat unrelated to having sex with Shinji in particular as opposed to someone else.

@Koto
possibly, I got the impression he was so insistent on having sex with her again right there because he was unhinged at that point with all that had happened in the course of a week.
Speculation is kind of difficult with the information we are given, maybe if she resisted each time he would give up.

I don't want to come across like I am trying to justify his behavior, let us just keep it to what we know and keep it in perspective,

Tobias
April 11th, 2011, 09:20 PM
*facepalm*



....I read a lot of silly stuff but.....I am not arguing this.

Altima of the Gates
April 11th, 2011, 09:40 PM
Yeah...I had quite a response ready for this, but it is better to leave this matter alone.

Mike1984
April 12th, 2011, 04:06 AM
It is also one of the only reasons she would still have any kind affection for him, aside from breaking from the humiliation of it all.

And aside from being an insanely kind, forgiving person, presumably...?


If he had treated her decently from the start, if he approached her with the slightest bit of empathy and compassion once Zouken gave her to him, she would have been utterly devoted to him. What she felt for Shirou wouldn't even compare, Shinji would own her in every conceivable way.

No, he wouldn't.

She'd have been very fond of him as a brother, yes, and would have been happy to have someone around to make her life bearable, but at absolute most he'd have taken a Shirou-like role, and most likely it wouldn't be even that high because her affection for Shirou came from the fact that he was an outsider who she saw and who gave her hope. Shinji wouldn't fall in the same bracket because he's just there.


You can disagree all you want, but it is actually a real life illness called Stockholm syndrome.

Part of of Stockholm syndrome IS developing sympethy for your assailant's possition and finding ways of justifying why had how they abuse you. You have just described Sakura's reaction to Shinji's abuse as classical Stockholm, she started out feeling worthless (because she was discarded by her father and sent so a man who immediately abused her by implanting things in her body. Incidentally, part of breaking someone down so is to take away control of there body; cuting hair, inflicting injures), and guilty because she was replacing him as heir.

Add a few years of sexual abuse, and yes, she a perfectly normal victime of Stockholm. She sympethises with her abuser, feeling that she is dirty and that she desirves to sufffer for it.

Just because you pity your kidnapper/abuser, doesn't mean that you can't (and don't) develop SS. If anything, it'll just make it easier.

Sakura's attitude towards Shinji does have some Stockholm Syndrome-like elements to it, but it's not truly Stockholm Syndrome for several reasons. For one thing, Shinji wasn't the one who broke her. Zouken did, and Shinji then just rode in on his coat-tails. Also, Stockholm Syndrome comes about when the captor wants you to care for them. Shinji makes no such effort, he just wants to make Sakura suffer.

I admit that I don't know enough about Stockholm Syndrome to tear this statement apart properly, but I'm pretty damn sure that what Sakura felt towards Shinji doesn't fit.


Either than that I thought at worst it was just sex she did not really care for that she put up with anyway (and enjoyed), not pleasant but I am not sure I would call it rape. So twice?

Erm, just because someone doesn't actively resist, that doesn't mean it's not rape. She didn't want to have sex with him, ergo it's rape.


I thought she just did not want her precious Senpai to find out that she was having sex with her brother because scandalous.

That was her initial thought (because she's so broken that she can't comprehend that it's not her fault), and then she very quickly realises that he will accept it regardless, but will destroy part of himself in exchange, which she can't allow.


If you want points agaisnt Shinji and how he treats Sakura beating her and berating her would come up first on my list. And that did not show up until recently before Fate. So what could we call there relationship before than but after he found out? That was three years ago I think. Were they having sex the whole time?

OK, what the fuck are you talking about? Shinji has been beating and berating her since he first started raping her. And, in any case, the constant rape is much worse.


Someone like Koto who has the finer details on ShinjixSakura down want to help me out here?

I doubt it, because Koto isn't a retard.


We can't really know. If she really did consent all the other times it could be considered "dubious consent" (I get the feeling this is what Rider had but that's just my guess), but then again I doubt if she said no Shinji would be like "oh well if you're not consenting I won't do it".

She didn't consent, full stop. Shinji never even asked, he just told her to lie down and she obeyed him because she knew that resisting wasn't worth bothering with. If he had asked if she wanted it, she'd have said "no", most definitely, and therefore it's rape.


submitting to rape because you are drugged up? Yeah, still rape, which is pretty much exactly what's happening here, replacing two hits of ecstasy with penis worms doesn't change that factor.

It's not even that, because at no point does Sakura even agree. The penis worms have absolutely fuck all to do with their situation. Shinji rapes her because he wants to, and Sakura lies there and takes it for the same reason as she stands there and takes all the beatings he dishes out. Sakura may get aroused as a result of the penis worms, but she's not asking for it.


I interpreted it as, after the first time she never resisted because why bother, she needs semen apparently because (in case you forgot) SHE RUNS ON SEX as silly as that is.

No, she doesn't.


Speculation is kind of difficult with the information we are given, maybe if she resisted each time he would give up.

Like fuck would he.


I don't want to come across like I am trying to justify his behavior, let us just keep it to what we know and keep it in perspective,

Well, you are trying to justify his behaviour.

What's next? A long treatsie on how he didn't really abuse her because she stood there and let him punch her, so she must have consented? After all, there are some people who get off on things like that....

Keyne
April 12th, 2011, 04:16 AM
I always thought in a cruel and twisted sort of way she needed it to keep the worms at bay and stop her from going crazy. She needed it not because she wanted sex, but she wanted their squirming to stop, but couldn' ask for it herself. Shinji just was an envious asshole.

Mike1984
April 12th, 2011, 04:19 AM
I always thought in a cruel and twisted sort of way she needed it to keep the worms at bay and stop her from going crazy. She needed it not because she wanted sex, but she wanted their squirming to stop, but couldn' ask for it herself. Shinji just was an envious asshole.

No, she didn't. Sakura did not need it and sme most definitely didn't ask for it. Shinji did not do her a favour, he just abused her because he's a dick. I'm sick of hearing the Nasuverse equivalent of "but she wore a short skirt, so it was her fault" used to try to justify the fact that Shinji brutally raped Sakura.

Keyne
April 12th, 2011, 04:26 AM
No, she didn't. Sakura did not need it and sme most definitely didn't ask for it. Shinji did not do her a favour, he just abused her because he's a dick. I'm sick of hearing the Nasuverse equivalent of "but she wore a short skirt, so it was her fault" used to try to justify the fact that Shinji brutally raped Sakura.

No, no. I didn't mean to say that she wanted it, but even if it was totally wrong and shouldn't have ever happened, at least it stopped the worms from driving her nuts.

Mike1984
April 12th, 2011, 04:33 AM
No, no. I didn't mean to say that she wanted it, but even if it was totally wrong and shouldn't have ever happened, at least it stopped the worms from driving her nuts.

Well, the Fate and (probably) UBW epilogues suggest that she would have been just fine, actually....

Keyne
April 12th, 2011, 04:36 AM
Well, the Fate and (probably) UBW epilogues suggest that she would have been just fine, actually....

Because Zouken had no reason to activate them. The reason being Shirou, of course.

Mike1984
April 12th, 2011, 04:41 AM
Because Zouken had no reason to activate them.

Zouken has no less reason to activate them than he does prior to the game. But, the worms do not work that way. Even without activation, they still draw prana from her. Just not as aggressively.


The reason being Shirou, of course.

Erm, outside of HF Zouken doesn't seem to even know about Shirou, and he certainly didn't activate the worms prior to the mid-point of HF.

TheSpy
April 12th, 2011, 05:41 AM
I'm sorry, did I accidentally walk into the Sakura FC?

Keyne
April 12th, 2011, 05:55 AM
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/149/1301125733152.jpg

TheSpy
April 12th, 2011, 06:00 AM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/10/26/129010390204413746.jpg

Keyne
April 12th, 2011, 06:01 AM
Mr. Fluffykins, nooooooooooooo!!!!

Mike1984
April 12th, 2011, 06:07 AM
I'm sorry, did I accidentally walk into the Sakura FC?

Well, I wasn't the one who started talking about her....

Ivan The Mouse
April 12th, 2011, 06:09 AM
Well, I wasn't the one who started talking about her....

We forgive you, Mike. Except the fact that you have to draw it out.

Mike1984
April 12th, 2011, 06:14 AM
We forgive you, Mike. Except the fact that you have to draw it out.

I'm not "drawing out" anything. If someone tries to claim that Sakura actually "wanted" to be fucked by Shinji, then I'm going to tear them apart, regardless of where they make that claim. The fact that it was posted in the Shinji fanclub does not magically make attacks on Sakura acceptable.

TheSpy
April 12th, 2011, 07:01 AM
Ok children, that's enough.

Kotonoha
April 12th, 2011, 07:48 AM
At least this isn't a bunch of image macros or a discussion about some random game.

TheSpy
April 12th, 2011, 09:37 AM
No, it's something worse.

Tobias
April 12th, 2011, 09:42 AM
No, it's something worse.

not really.

actually, they are basically the same thing in different forms, one isnt any better then the other.

TheSpy
April 12th, 2011, 09:44 AM
I suppose...

Marth
April 12th, 2011, 09:56 AM
True enough.
Thus why I avoid certain sections of TFF at all costs.

EDIT- I've yet to find a section here at BL that is so horrid that I avoid it. Suppose that's a good thing?

Ivan The Mouse
April 12th, 2011, 10:11 AM
Maybe.

Hoster
April 12th, 2011, 01:04 PM
Though, you can say that this discussion is in extention about Shinji, and thus totally on topic, no? I'd say at least that if the topic is about whether Sakura needed and/or pleaded for Shinji's penis, or if she in fact didn't, it is highly related to Shinji...

Mike1984
April 12th, 2011, 01:16 PM
Though, you can say that this discussion is in extention about Shinji, and thus totally on topic, no? I'd say at least that if the topic is about whether Sakura needed and/or pleaded for Shinji's penis, or if she in fact didn't, it is highly related to Shinji...

Exactly. It was about Shinji, and then it diverted briefly onto Sakura as a result of the statements made by other people.

Hoster
April 12th, 2011, 01:42 PM
No, I mean that you are talking about Shinji, technically, since you are talking about how Sakura is being affected by being raped by Shinji and/or how she feels about it. Thus, totally about Shinji, absolutely on topic, and not in any way diverted to anything.

Tobias
April 12th, 2011, 01:49 PM
It was more a sakura argument that was tangentially related to shinji. Not sure that qualifies as off topic


Speaking of only tangentially related points, glancing back on mike's arguments, neither of them actually understand how Stockholm syndrome work.

Morbo.jpg

Mike1984
April 12th, 2011, 01:49 PM
No, I mean that you are talking about Shinji, technically, since you are talking about how Sakura is being affected by being raped by Shinji and/or how she feels about it. Thus, totally about Shinji, absolutely on topic, and not in any way diverted to anything.

True....


Speaking of only tangentially related points, glancing back on mike's arguments, neither of them actually understand how Stockholm syndrome work.

Well, yeah, I was pretty sure that I didn't properly understand it when I wrote that. I'm just equally sure that Sakura doesn't suffer from it, and since you weren't willing to provide the rebuttal, I had to at least try.

Squall
April 12th, 2011, 01:59 PM
I was about to read mike's post and reply to him, but then I read theSpy's message and realized he made a better point than mike.

So instead I'll leave you with the stuff I saved from the old FC:
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/1903/scanpic0006z.jpg

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/5170/kingoflulzbytriggerbunn.png

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/zss29z.png

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/wutzgoinon.png

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/UBW13.png

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/Shinjistarter.png

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/shinji_large.png

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/sai-32.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/r22qdt.png

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/ou5tz9.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/mh7fgy.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/oreimo_WAT.png

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/ndmp1u.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/2vttoc6.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/6jg6q8.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/8715432.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/1192853238153.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/archershinji-1.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/dq6v4g.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/e7c80bdef85183532edd94d.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/etxpgz.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/fate7.jpg

I have a saved demotivational about how big Sakura's vagina really is, but I doubt posting it is a good idea.



SQUUUUEEEEEEE

You know, I always thought it would be interesting to have a Counter Guardian Shinji summoned as a Servant. Shit would be freaking sweet, having, like, a one-on-one duel with EMIYA and crap like that.

Like, after the events of UBW, Shinji gets a job as a male model, but his true ambition to to become a rockstar. However, he eventually finds that he is only able to play hardcore metal very well, so he decides to do that instead and basically creates what basically amounts to Dethklok and Detroit Metal City's bastard child. He proceeds to take over the metal world with his fucking epic music, ridiculous antics, and his amazing good looks. However, since he's also basically Dethklok at this point, he ends up slaughtering all his fans whenever they come to his concert... and that's how he becomes a hero. Because the Counterforce is leading him to kill all the hardcore metalheads that would otherwise destroy mankind by plunging society into anarchy and he's doing it just by rocking really fucking hard. And thus, he became a hero who saved the world every other concert.

Then he retired and did a ton of porn.

While we're at it, Ayako would summon him by using one of her metal CDs. He has a Mystic Face that's so overwhelmingly powerful that it makes everyone who looks at it want to get fucked by him, even guys (ESPECIALLY guys). His Noble Phantasm is his massive cock, and while it's powerful and big enough to go against Excalibur in melee without Shinji having to lift a finger, it has a powerful ability. During his lifetime, Shinji, from fucking so many metalhead chicks and from doing all that porno, contracted SAIDS, which could be Super AIDS, but is more likely Shinji AIDS. He's unaffected by it, though. As soon as he assfucks another Servant, they automatically shrivel up and die even as they ahegao from taking in Shinji's legendary girth.

And that's why Shinji would make the best Servant.


I'll upload the rest later.

TheSpy
April 12th, 2011, 02:04 PM
I was about to read mike's post and reply to him, but then I read theSpy's message and realized he made a better point than mike.

So instead I'll leave you with the stuff I saved from the old FC:
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/1903/scanpic0006z.jpg

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/5170/kingoflulzbytriggerbunn.png

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/zss29z.png

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/wutzgoinon.png

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/UBW13.png

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/Shinjistarter.png

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/shinji_large.png

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/sai-32.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/r22qdt.png

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/ou5tz9.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/mh7fgy.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/oreimo_WAT.png

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/ndmp1u.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/2vttoc6.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/6jg6q8.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/8715432.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/1192853238153.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/archershinji-1.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/dq6v4g.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/e7c80bdef85183532edd94d.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/etxpgz.jpg

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/fate7.jpg

I have a saved demotivational about how big Sakura's vagina really is, but I doubt posting it is a good idea.



I'll upload the rest later.

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2009/344/3/5/Awesome_Sauce_by_Chaotic_Atonement.jpg

Tobias
April 12th, 2011, 02:05 PM
Surprisingly cute taiga pic

Squall
April 12th, 2011, 02:07 PM
Surprisingly cute taiga pic

Taiga is always cute you bastard.



It was more a sakura argument that was tangentially related to shinji. Not sure that qualifies as off topic


Speaking of only tangentially related points, glancing back on mike's arguments, neither of them actually understand how Stockholm syndrome work.

Morbo.jpg


What are you, some psychologist?

If you have a rebuttal to the SS theory/speculation then please let us in on it.

because otherwise I might start believing in the SS theory and therefore base all my future f/sn fics on it.

Keyne
April 12th, 2011, 02:10 PM
Taiga is always cute you bastard.
You're talking to Tobias, our resident Taigaholic...

Tobias
April 12th, 2011, 02:15 PM
Only in training, I'm still in college on my psych degree.

Well, I'm on my phone, so I refuse to go on a multipage rant, but since you asked, a quick cliff notes version, a patient suffering from Stockholm syndrome will not have trouble acknowledging the wrongness of the act in question, thy rationalize or ignore it. An example o this would be "robbing the bank was wrong, but he needed the money!"

Sakura however doesn't recognize it as wrong because she believes she deserved the treatment, the worms causing her go enjoy it help. So that mindset becomes paraphrased "I'm an evil slut and he is treating just as I deserve, this is justice"

So while superficially similar, the mindset, which of course is the entire point of the term, is completely different.

Also, while we are at it, mike, while occasionally taken advantage of by the perpetrator, you don't actually have to cause someone to suffer from it, it's a natural defensive reaction.

To use a terrible altima style metaphor, it's like saying a fever causes disease. It doesn't, it's the result of th body itself elevating the tempature of itself to fight the disease.

Hoster
April 12th, 2011, 02:16 PM
Was it really necessary to quote the ENTIRE set of images he posted?


Also...

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/godzilla123456/8715432.jpg


Acting though, Shinji, realize that you suck at it.

Mike1984
April 12th, 2011, 02:18 PM
What are you, some psychologist?

Yes, he is, actually....


If you have a rebuttal to the SS theory/speculation then please let us in on it.

I second this.


because otherwise I might start believing in the SS theory and therefore base all my future f/sn fics on it.

I doubt Tobias could give a shit about that, honestly, and everyone else will probably see it for what it is, which is a blatent troll fic, so....

Tobias
April 12th, 2011, 02:21 PM
No no, right now I'm still studying, so the answer is no.

I suspect that's probably more then he was rather expecting, but until I finish my degree I'm just someone who has taken a few extra classes in the subject.

Hoster
April 12th, 2011, 02:22 PM
because otherwise I might start believing in the SS theory and therefore base all my future f/sn fics on it.

What do you see the SS as anyhow, a folk tale?

Tobias
April 12th, 2011, 02:27 PM
Judging from his knowledge of the subject, I'm torn between he came across the article while skimming wikipedia or it's a plot point from a half remembered '90s drama that stuck in his head.

Squall
April 12th, 2011, 02:46 PM
What are you, some psychologist?




Yes, he is, actually....



Only in training, I'm still in college on my psych degree.


http://dustinheroin.chompblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/my-mind-is-full-of-fuck.jpg

What do you see the SS as anyhow, a folk tale?

I'm saying I might start believing that Sakura might really have a case of SS if tobias doesn't convince me otherwise.






Well, I'm on my phone, so I refuse to go on a multipage rant, but since you asked, a quick cliff notes version, a patient suffering from Stockholm syndrome will not have trouble acknowledging the wrongness of the act in question, thy rationalize or ignore it. An example o this would be "robbing the bank was wrong, but he needed the money!"

Sakura however doesn't recognize it as wrong because she believes she deserved the treatment, the worms causing her go enjoy it help. So that mindset becomes paraphrased "I'm an evil slut and he is treating just as I deserve, this is justice"

So while superficially similar, the mindset, which of course is the entire point of the term, is completely different.

Also, while we are at it, mike, while occasionally taken advantage of by the perpetrator, you don't actually have to cause someone to suffer from it, it's a natural defensive reaction.

To use a terrible altima style metaphor, it's like saying a fever causes disease. It doesn't, it's the result of th body itself elevating the tempature of itself to fight the disease.


As awesome as it would be for Sakura to be a bro-con of epic proportions, I can't really argue with some who has a broader understanding of the subject.