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Touko
December 17th, 2011, 09:37 PM
... she got stuck passing through the Spiral of Origin.


EDIT:

I can post on this half now? Sweet!

Touko
December 17th, 2011, 09:41 PM
Yo mama so fat, I have to use a stretcher as a Catalyst to summon her.

eddyak
December 17th, 2011, 09:43 PM
...on her driving license, it says "Picture continued on next page."

HitokiriNanaya
December 17th, 2011, 09:44 PM
Yo mama so fat, her origin is cholesterol

Uberchoco
December 17th, 2011, 09:47 PM
Yo mama so fat, even Nrvnqsr couldn't eat her whole.

Touko
December 17th, 2011, 09:47 PM
Yo mama so fat, Gilgamesh couldn't tell which one's the Grail, Shinji or yo mama.

Sei
December 17th, 2011, 09:48 PM
Your mama's bigger than Gil's ego.

HitokiriNanaya
December 17th, 2011, 09:49 PM
Your mama's bigger than Gil's ego.

http://venturebeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/oh-snap.jpg

mangafreak7793
December 17th, 2011, 09:50 PM
Your mama's bigger than Gil's ego.

I can't say anything bigger then that.

Touko
December 17th, 2011, 09:50 PM
Yo mama so fat, Crimson Moon dropped his Moon and kept yo mama as his turf instead.

Spinach
December 17th, 2011, 09:52 PM
Your mother is very obese.

SeiKeo
December 17th, 2011, 09:52 PM
Yo mamma so fat Ado Edem has to use Slash Emperor on her.

Touko
December 17th, 2011, 09:53 PM
Yo mama so fat, Slash Emperor ran out of land to consume while trying to match yo mama.

mangafreak7793
December 17th, 2011, 09:54 PM
She's so fat that Slash Emperor couldn't cut all the way through.

HitokiriNanaya
December 17th, 2011, 09:54 PM
You're mama is normal and good looking

Touko
December 17th, 2011, 09:56 PM
Yo mama so fat, Merem Solomon ditched his Lord of Earth and made yo mama his right leg instead.

Uberchoco
December 17th, 2011, 09:57 PM
Yo mama so fat, Gae Bolg can't kill her.

Touko
December 17th, 2011, 09:58 PM
Yo mama so fat, she has become the Concept of Obesity.

Sei
December 17th, 2011, 09:59 PM
It takes at least 10 Arcueids to move your mother.

Touko
December 17th, 2011, 10:00 PM
Yo mama so fat, she killed the Forest of Einnashe by sitting on it.

Uberchoco
December 17th, 2011, 10:00 PM
Yo mama so fat, she's got All The Evils In This World inside.

Lycodrake
December 17th, 2011, 10:00 PM
Medea tried to hit your mother with Rain of Light. She did, but felt disappointed that it was so easy (with such a gargantuan target).

SeiKeo
December 17th, 2011, 10:01 PM
Yo momma so fat she has her own TYPE.

Sei
December 17th, 2011, 10:01 PM
Your mother's fridge is as empty as the void.

Touko
December 17th, 2011, 10:03 PM
Yo mama so fat, there's only one of her across all Parallel Worlds.

Uberchoco
December 17th, 2011, 10:04 PM
Yo mama so fat, she makes Caladbolg ricochet.

Sei
December 17th, 2011, 10:04 PM
Not even Nasu can explain why your mom is so fat.

Uberchoco
December 17th, 2011, 10:05 PM
Yo mama so fat, she won't die even if she's killed.

SeiKeo
December 17th, 2011, 10:06 PM
You mamma so fat she won't fit inside the Gate of Babylon.

Touko
December 17th, 2011, 10:07 PM
Yo mama so fat, she gave Rider retinitis while Rider tried to petrify her.

HitokiriNanaya
December 17th, 2011, 10:08 PM
Yo mama so fat, that Enuma Elish was a gentle breeze

Touko
December 17th, 2011, 10:11 PM
Yo mama so fat, scanning her overloaded the Moon Cell.

eddyak
December 17th, 2011, 10:12 PM
...when she went to school, she sat next to everybody.

Uberchoco
December 17th, 2011, 10:14 PM
Yo mama so fat, even Iskandar wouldn't be able to conquer her.

Satehi
December 17th, 2011, 10:17 PM
Yo mama so fat, she can crush reality marbles.

Uberchoco
December 17th, 2011, 10:18 PM
Yo mama so fat, Diarmuid's love spot ran out of magic.

No, he didn't bewitch her.

Touko
December 17th, 2011, 10:22 PM
Yo mama so fat, Touko's ether puppet died of overeating after swallowing her toe.

Satehi
December 17th, 2011, 10:22 PM
You mama so fat, she can eat TYPE-JUPITER in one gulp

Techlet
December 17th, 2011, 10:23 PM
Body mass, gravity, floatation device.

You figure it out.

Touko
December 17th, 2011, 10:24 PM
Yo mama so fat, even Araya Souren's Bound Field could not keep her jiggling fat folds still.

Uberchoco
December 17th, 2011, 10:24 PM
Yo mama so fat, if she had a route in Mahoyo, it would never come out.

Touko
December 17th, 2011, 10:25 PM
Yo mama so fat, the User of First Magic died of exhaustion after trying to feed her.

Techlet
December 17th, 2011, 10:27 PM
Yo mama so fat, she's also known as TYPE HUGE.

Touko
December 17th, 2011, 10:28 PM
Yo mama so fat, Zabanya failed because her heart won't resonate through all that fat.

Uberchoco
December 17th, 2011, 10:30 PM
Yo mama so fat, Kirei had to use all of his Assassins to observe her.

Touko
December 17th, 2011, 10:32 PM
Yo mama so fat, Ilya used her to close the Gate of Heaven in HF.

mangafreak7793
December 17th, 2011, 10:43 PM
Yo mama so fat, Ilya used her to plug the Gate of Heaven in HF.

Fixed.

HitokiriNanaya
December 17th, 2011, 11:22 PM
Yo mama so fat, she managed to out eat Saber

ItsaRandomUsername
December 18th, 2011, 12:16 AM
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Bloble
December 18th, 2011, 12:29 AM
Yo momma so fat she took out all of Herc's lives in one shot by sitting on him.

eddyak
December 18th, 2011, 12:30 AM
Yo mama so fat, she managed to eat out Saber
How I read that.

Satehi
December 18th, 2011, 12:32 AM
Yo mama so fat that the grail had to create an entirely new class container to fit her: Behold, the might of Servant Fatass(er)!

Bloble
December 18th, 2011, 12:39 AM
Yo momma so fat she's a Phantasmal Creature beyond human understanding.

Neir
December 18th, 2011, 12:46 AM
Yo mama so fat that her doctor told her that losing weight would drastically increase her lifespan.

Techlet
December 18th, 2011, 12:54 AM
Yo mama so fat, her waist is a Reality Marble.

Alulim
December 18th, 2011, 01:08 AM
Yo mama so fat, that when she sat down she got taller.

mangafreak7793
December 18th, 2011, 02:50 AM
Yo mama so fat, gae blog only pierced the first layer of fat.

Techlet
December 18th, 2011, 03:15 AM
Unlimited Flab Works.

deviatesfish
December 18th, 2011, 03:20 AM
Tohno Shiki looked at her and couldn't stab her dot because it was too big.

Ivan The Mouse
December 18th, 2011, 04:26 AM
Yo' mama's so fat, she managed to crush ORT when she sat her ass at a South American beach.

DreamsRequiem
December 18th, 2011, 05:03 AM
Yo mama so fat, she bent reality just by sitting.

I3uster
December 18th, 2011, 08:52 AM
Your mom is so fat, she has her own Type.

deviatesfish
December 18th, 2011, 11:05 AM
Yo mama so fat, she used the First Magic to make herself.

solopy567
December 18th, 2011, 01:26 PM
Yo mama so fat, Rho Aias couldn't take the force of her farts.

HitokiriNanaya
December 18th, 2011, 04:09 PM
Yo mama so fat, her Reality Marble is Cake

I3uster
December 18th, 2011, 04:20 PM
Yo mama isn't actually fat. She creates a world where her fat is infinite. This was the only magic allowed for yo mama.

Ivan The Mouse
December 19th, 2011, 12:02 AM
Yo mama is so fat, her body spans across parallel worlds.

Erlkonig
December 19th, 2011, 12:13 AM
Yo mama so fat, Soil of Genesis only reached to her ankles

fallenblades643
December 19th, 2011, 05:04 PM
Yo mama so fat, EA would bounce off her.

Ivan The Mouse
December 20th, 2011, 07:16 AM
Yo mama's so fat, her blobs of fat were attracted to Diarmund.

I3uster
December 20th, 2011, 10:22 AM
Yo mama's so fat, even food can't crush her spine.

EXiku
December 20th, 2011, 10:27 AM
Yo mama so fat...Reality gave up denying her existence.

DreamsRequiem
December 20th, 2011, 11:12 AM
Yo mama so fat, she makes Elephants look slim.

SPARTAN 119 Returns
December 20th, 2011, 04:10 PM
Yo mama's so fat, she has smaller women orbiting around her!

ringlhach
December 20th, 2011, 05:37 PM
Yo mama so fat, civilizations have risen and fallen in the folds of her blubber.

In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries
December 20th, 2011, 05:39 PM
Your mother is of such a globular shape, that continents may be observed upon her person

fallenblades643
December 20th, 2011, 08:18 PM
Yo mama so fat, that when she took an arrow to the knee the world ended.

Ivan The Mouse
December 20th, 2011, 09:28 PM
Yo mom's so fat, there's a whole new universe inside her.

Twelveseal
December 20th, 2011, 09:30 PM
Yo Mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Fantabulous
December 22nd, 2011, 01:32 AM
The concept of Slash Emperor was based off of your mother.

Ivan The Mouse
December 22nd, 2011, 02:53 AM
Your mom is the reason why we lost a lot of suitable living space.

Alulim
December 22nd, 2011, 03:38 AM
Your mom's corpulence astounds even a whale.:neco_arc:

ringlhach
December 22nd, 2011, 12:04 PM
The dinosaurs didn't die out from an asteroid strike; that was your mom coming in from orbit.

Twelveseal
December 22nd, 2011, 11:26 PM
The human race actually survived Notes.
By terraforming your mother.

HitokiriNanaya
December 23rd, 2011, 12:37 AM
When Gilgamesh put your original mom in the Gate of Babylon, only her foot went in before the gate was filled.

I3uster
December 24th, 2011, 03:27 PM
Your mother is so fat, Shiki went blind while looking at her. With his glasses on.