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Five_X
December 22nd, 2011, 08:14 PM
http://tobyinkster.co.uk/Software/dan_brown/

and

http://labs.slate.com/articles/dan-brown-plot-generator/

Enjoy.

Sherrinford
December 22nd, 2011, 08:16 PM
Hell yeah.

Let the lulz begin.

The Pyramid of White:


"The British Royal Family have kept the secret of the Colonel Sanders' fourteen herbs and spices for twelve centiuries. But one of them has decided to use the secret for his own gain. It's now a desparate race to Athens with western civilisation at stake."


"The Pyramid of White is an explosive tale of intrigue! *****"
The Independent

"A highly original best-seller!"
The Independent

Five_X
December 22nd, 2011, 08:17 PM
Serious business:

"Dave Jones, a civil engineer, is found murdered in Vatican City and Adam Brown, a taxi-driver is asked to supply expert information to the Vatican City police. Adam teams up with Chloe Jackson, a beautiful reporter, to solve the murder and unravel a mystery involving the secret of time travel, a desparate chase across across the wastelands of Siberia and a fateful showdown in Athens with the The Templi Resurgentes Equites Synarchici where a small MacDonalds Franchise is at stake."

Sherrinford
December 22nd, 2011, 08:21 PM
The Michaelangelo Chapel

"For hundreds of years, people have speculated about the existance of The British Royal Family. The secret of the lady Pope Joan has been guarded by The British Royal Family for over a thousand years. A Italian novelist has stumbled upon their trail. It's now a desparate race across the wastelands of Siberia and a small MacDonalds Franchise is at stake."

The plot thickens...

Five_X
December 22nd, 2011, 08:22 PM
Another one!

http://labs.slate.com/articles/dan-brown-plot-generator/



An ancient cipher whose key is somewhere in Jerusalem.
A nefarious cult determined to protect it.
A frantic race to uncover the Mormon Church's darkest secret.

The Hallowed Mark

"When renowned Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is summoned to the Church of the Holy Sepulchre to analyze a mysterious geometric form—imprinted on a gold ring lying next to the disemboweled corpse of the head docent—he discovers evidence of the unthinkable: the resurgence of the ancient cult of the Lucinati, a secret branch of the Mormon Church that has surfaced from the shadows to carry out its legendary vendetta against its mortal enemy, the Vatican.

Langdon's worst fears are confirmed when a messenger from the Lucinati appears at the Western Wall to deliver a sinister ultimatum: Turn over the archbishop, or one cherub will disappear from the Sistine Chapel every day. Racing against the clock, Langdon joins forces with the freckled and charming daughter of the murdered docent in a desperate bid to crack the code that will reveal the cult's secret plan.

Embarking on a frantic hunt, Langdon and his companion follow a 500-year-old trail through Jerusalem's most venerable libraries and sacred monuments, pursued by a Norwegian assassin the cult has sent to thwart them. What they discover threatens to expose a conspiracy that goes all the way back to Joseph Smith and the very founding of the Mormon Church."


^^ That sounds pretty awesome. Genderbent Pope and everything!

Sherrinford
December 22nd, 2011, 08:29 PM
An ancient puzzle at the heart of Ottawa.
A murderous cult determined to protect it.
A desperate race to uncover the Boy Scouts of America's darkest secret.

The Missing Crypt

When renowned Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is summoned to the Rideau Canal to analyze a mysterious geometric form—drawn on a calling card next to the disfigured form of the head docent—he discovers evidence of the unthinkable: the resurgence of the ancient cult of the Baalifori, a secret branch of the Boy Scouts of America that has surfaced from the shadows to carry out its legendary vendetta against its mortal enemy, the Vatican.

Langdon's worst fears are confirmed when a messenger from the Baalifori appears at the National Gallery of Canada to deliver a macabre ultimatum: Turn over the archbishop, or one cherub will disappear from the Sistine Chapel every day. With the deadline fast approaching, Langdon joins forces with the bosomy and enigmatic daughter of the murdered docent in a desperate bid to crack the code that will reveal the cult's secret plan.

Embarking on a frantic hunt, Langdon and his companion follow a 400-year-old trail through Ottawa's most exalted buildings and venerable libraries, pursued by a hypoglycemic assassin the cult has sent to thwart them. What they discover threatens to expose a conspiracy that goes all the way back to Davy Crockett and the very founding of the Boy Scouts of America.

Kotonoha
December 22nd, 2011, 08:31 PM
The Scarlet Pyramid

"The Scarlet Pyramid is an exciting best-selling masterpiece! ****"
Le Monde
Brian Presley, a doctor, is found murdered in Jerusalem and Brian James, a doctor is asked to supply expert information to the Jerusalem police. Soon Brian finds himself involved with a beautiful reporter called Stephanie, meetings in Sparta with the highly-secretive group The Followers of the Temple Of The Vampire and a dramatic showdown with The Knights Templar after a chase across through the caverns of old Constantinople. When western civilisation is at stake, The Knights Templar won't let anything stand in their way. Can Brian stop them in time?
"The Scarlet Pyramid is a highly original tale of intrigue! *****"
Le Monde

But which Brian?! And Le Monde really likes it.

Also

A mysterious cipher whose key is somewhere in Ottawa.
A nefarious cult determined to protect it.
A white-knuckled race to uncover the Shriners' darkest secret.
The Last Enigma
When celebrated Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is summoned to the Canadian Supreme Court to analyze a mysterious geometric form—etched into the floor next to the disfigured form of the head docent—he discovers evidence of the unthinkable: the resurgence of the ancient cult of the Diablonistas, a secret branch of the Shriners that has surfaced from the shadows to carry out its legendary vendetta against its mortal enemy, the Vatican.

Langdon's worst fears are confirmed when a messenger from the Diablonistas appears at the National Gallery of Canada to deliver a deadly ultimatum: Turn over the archbishop, or one cherub will disappear from the Sistine Chapel every day. With the countdown under way, Langdon joins forces with the saucy and charming daughter of the murdered docent in a desperate bid to crack the code that will reveal the cult's secret plan.

Embarking on a frantic hunt, Langdon and his companion follow a 1000-year-old trail through Ottawa's most venerable monuments and historic statues, pursued by a one-eyed assassin the cult has sent to thwart them. What they discover threatens to expose a conspiracy that goes all the way back to Walter Fleming and the very founding of the Shriners.

Strife ❤️
December 22nd, 2011, 08:33 PM
The Black Box
by Dan Brown


The secret of Excalibur has been guarded by The Synarchists for twelve centiuries. A young researcher has stumbled upon their trail while overhearing a conversation in Sparta. The Synarchists will stop at nothing to keep their secret.





The secret of Excalibur, lol.

Sherrinford
December 22nd, 2011, 08:33 PM
An ancient puzzle at the heart of Buenos Aires.
A ruthless cult determined to protect it.
A desperate race to uncover the Mafia's darkest secret.

The Hidden Glyph

When renowned Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is summoned to the Puente de la Mujer to analyze a mysterious rune—imprinted on a gold ring lying next to the disfigured form of the head docent—he discovers evidence of the unthinkable: the resurgence of the ancient cult of the Diablonati, a secret branch of the Mafia that has surfaced from the shadows to carry out its legendary vendetta against its mortal enemy, the Vatican.

Langdon's worst fears are confirmed when a messenger from the Diablonati appears at the Colon Theatre to deliver a fateful ultimatum: Turn over the archbishop, or one cherub will disappear from the Sistine Chapel every day. With the deadline fast approaching, Langdon joins forces with the coltish and quick-witted daughter of the murdered docent in a desperate bid to crack the code that will reveal the cult's secret plan.

Embarking on a frantic hunt, Langdon and his companion follow a 200-year-old trail through Buenos Aires's most exalted monuments and historic libraries, pursued by a near-sighted assassin the cult has sent to thwart them. What they discover threatens to expose a conspiracy that goes all the way back to Lucky Luciano and the very founding of the Mafia.

Sherrinford
December 22nd, 2011, 08:42 PM
The Sacred Enigma

When renowned Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is summoned to Fenway Park to analyze a mysterious ancient script—drawn on a calling card next to the disfigured form of the head docent—he discovers evidence of the unthinkable: the resurgence of the ancient cult of the Baalinati, a secret branch of the International Olympic Committee that has surfaced from the shadows to carry out its legendary vendetta against its mortal enemy, the Vatican.

Langdon's worst fears are confirmed when a messenger from the Baalinati appears at Paul Revere's grave to deliver a deadly ultimatum: Deposit $1 billion in the International Olympic Committee's off-shore bank accounts or the exclusive clothier of the Swiss Guards will be bankrupted. As the city braces for disaster, Langdon joins forces with the abdominally-gifted and firm-minded daughter of the murdered docent in a desperate bid to crack the code that will reveal the cult's secret plan.

Embarking on a frantic hunt, Langdon and his companion follow a 900-year-old trail through Boston's most historic buildings and venerable libraries, pursued by a mustachioed assassin the cult has sent to thwart them. What they discover threatens to expose a conspiracy that goes all the way back to Demetrius Vikelas and the very founding of the International Olympic Committee.

An ancient puzzle at the heart of Boston.
A shadowy cult determined to protect it.
A frantic race to uncover the International Olympic Committee's darkest secret.

Guy
December 22nd, 2011, 08:48 PM
A long-forgotten puzzle at the heart of Boston.
A ruthless cult determined to protect it.
A white-knuckled race to uncover the Boy Scouts of America's darkest secret.

The Sacred Sign

When renowned Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is summoned to Paul Revere's grave to analyze a mysterious ancient script—drawn on a calling card next to the mangled body of the head docent—he discovers evidence of the unthinkable: the resurgence of the ancient cult of the Inquinati, a secret branch of the Boy Scouts of America that has surfaced from the shadows to carry out its legendary vendetta against its mortal enemy, the Vatican.


Langdon's worst fears are confirmed when a messenger from the Inquinati appears at the Bunker Hill Monument to deliver a deadly ultimatum: Turn over the archbishop, or one cherub will disappear from the Sistine Chapel every day. With the deadline fast approaching, Langdon joins forces with the coltish and quick-witted daughter of the murdered docent in a desperate bid to crack the code that will reveal the cult's secret plan.


Embarking on a frantic hunt, Langdon and his companion follow a 900-year-old trail through Boston's most exalted statues and venerable churches, pursued by a asthmatic assassin the cult has sent to thwart them. What they discover threatens to expose a conspiracy that goes all the way back to Davy Crockett and the very founding of the Boy Scouts of America.

Boy Scouts of America Serious Business.

LOL

Sakuraba Haru
December 22nd, 2011, 08:54 PM
The Ardenti Wand.

Deep in the sewers of Marseille, The Elders of Zion guards the dark secret of the identity of the Anti-Christ. A Italian novelist, Katie Jackson, has stumbled upon their trail. The Elders of Zion will stop at nothing to keep their secret, but can The Elders of Zeon stop *them* first?!

(I changed the last Zion to Zeon for lolz)

A mysterious cipher whose key is somewhere in Los Angeles.
A murderous cult determined to protect it.
A white-knuckled race to uncover the Skull and Bones' darkest secret.

The Hallowed Mausoleum

When renowned Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is summoned to the Griffith Observatory to analyze a mysterious geometric form—etched into the floor next to the disfigured form of the head docent—he discovers evidence of the unthinkable: the resurgence of the ancient cult of the Auxofori, a secret branch of the Skull and Bones that has surfaced from the shadows to carry out its legendary vendetta against its mortal enemy, the Vatican.

Langdon's worst fears are confirmed when a messenger from the Auxofori appears at Grauman's Chinese Theatre to deliver a macabre ultimatum: Turn over the archbishop, or one cherub will disappear from the Sistine Chapel every day. With the deadline fast approaching, Langdon joins forces with the ambidextrous and enigmatic daughter of the murdered docent in a desperate bid to crack the code that will reveal the cult's secret plan.

Embarking on a frantic hunt, Langdon and his companion follow a 400-year-old trail through Los Angeles's most sacred buildings and exalted statues, pursued by a illustrated assassin the cult has sent to thwart them. What they discover threatens to expose a conspiracy that goes all the way back to George H. W. Bush and the very founding of the Skull and Bones.


Angels and Angels
Deep in the sewers of Sparta, The Assassins guards the dark secret of the Spear of Destiny. But one of them has decided to use the secret for his own gain. The Assassins will stop at nothing to keep their secret.

SPARTAN 119 Returns
December 22nd, 2011, 09:23 PM
The Forgotten Run

When world-famous Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is summoned to the Canadian Supreme Court to analyze a mysterious rune—drawn on a calling card next to the mangled body of the head docent—he discovers evidence of the unthinkable: the resurgence of the ancient cult of the Truminati, a secret branch of the Scientologists that has surfaced from the shadows to carry out its legendary vendetta against its mortal enemy, the Vatican.

Langdon's worst fears are confirmed when a messenger from the Truminati appears at the Parliament Buildings to deliver a fateful ultimatum: Turn over the archbishop, or one cherub will disappear from the Sistine Chapel every day. With the deadline fast approaching, Langdon joins forces with the bosomy and charming daughter of the murdered docent in a desperate bid to crack the code that will reveal the cult's secret plan.

Embarking on a frantic hunt, Langdon and his companion follow a 200-year-old trail through Ottawa's most venerable statues and sacred monuments, pursued by a hypoglycemic assassin the cult has sent to thwart them. What they discover threatens to expose a conspiracy that goes all the way back to L. Ron Hubbard and the very founding of the Scientologists.


The Missing Glyph

When celebrated Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is summoned to the Coca-Cola Headquarters to analyze a mysterious geometric form—imprinted on a gold ring lying next to the disemboweled corpse of the head docent—he discovers evidence of the unthinkable: the resurgence of the ancient cult of the Baalinistas, a secret branch of NAMBLA that has surfaced from the shadows to carry out its legendary vendetta against its mortal enemy, the Vatican.

Langdon's worst fears are confirmed when a messenger from the Baalinistas appears at Centennial Olympic Park to deliver a fateful ultimatum: Deposit $1 billion in NAMBLA's off-shore bank accounts or the exclusive clothier of the Swiss Guards will be bankrupted. With the countdown under way, Langdon joins forces with the freckled and brilliant daughter of the murdered docent in a desperate bid to crack the code that will reveal the cult's secret plan.

Embarking on a frantic hunt, Langdon and his companion follow a 900-year-old trail through Atlanta's most sacred statues and exalted libraries, pursued by a Norwegian assassin the cult has sent to thwart them. What they discover threatens to expose a conspiracy that goes all the way back to Allen Ginsberg and the very founding of NAMBLA.


I don't need a generator:

The Archived Thread

When world-famous Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is summoned to the Tokyo Imperial Palace to analyze a mysterious URL—written on a calling card next to the mangled body of the head docent—he discovers evidence of the unthinkable: the resurgence of the ancient cult of the b-tards, a secret branch of 4chan that has surfaced from the shadows to carry out its legendary vendetta against its mortal enemy, 2ch.

Langdon's worst fears are confirmed when a messenger from the b-tards appears at the Akihabara to deliver a fateful ultimatum: Turn over the admin, or one thread will disappear from 2ch every day. With the deadline fast approaching, Langdon joins forces with the bosomy and charming daughter of the murdered docent in a desperate bid to crack the code that will reveal the cult's secret plan.

Embarking on a frantic hunt, Langdon and his companion follow a 200-year-old trail through Tokyo's most venerable statues and sacred monuments, pursued by a Azerbaijani assassin the cult has sent to thwart them. What they discover threatens to expose a conspiracy that goes all the way back to Moot and the very founding of 4chan.

Alulim
December 22nd, 2011, 10:41 PM
A mysterious cipher whose key is somewhere in Buenos Aires.
A shadowy cult determined to protect it.
A frantic race to uncover the International Olympic Committee's darkest secret.

The Last Temple

When celebrated Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is summoned to the Puente de la Mujer to analyze a mysterious geometric form—etched into the floor next to the disemboweled corpse of the head docent—he discovers evidence of the unthinkable: the resurgence of the ancient cult of the Auxonistas, a secret branch of the International Olympic Committee that has surfaced from the shadows to carry out its legendary vendetta against its mortal enemy, the Vatican.

Langdon's worst fears are confirmed when a messenger from the Auxonistas appears at the Colon Theatre to deliver a macabre ultimatum: Turn over the archbishop, or one cherub will disappear from the Sistine Chapel every day. With the deadline fast approaching, Langdon joins forces with the dewy and mysterious daughter of the murdered docent in a desperate bid to crack the code that will reveal the cult's secret plan.

Embarking on a frantic hunt, Langdon and his companion follow a 800-year-old trail through Buenos Aires's most historic buildings and venerable statues, pursued by a near-sighted assassin the cult has sent to thwart them. What they discover threatens to expose a conspiracy that goes all the way back to Demetrius Vikelas and the very founding of the International Olympic Committee.

ItsaRandomUsername
December 22nd, 2011, 11:05 PM
THE DIVINE TOMB

When renowned Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is summoned to the Freedom Trail to analyze a mysterious rune—imprinted on a gold ring lying next to the mangled body of the head docent—he discovers evidence of the unthinkable: the resurgence of the ancient cult of the Lucinati, a secret branch of the Apache tribe that has surfaced from the shadows to carry out its legendary vendetta against its mortal enemy, the Vatican.


Langdon's worst fears are confirmed when a messenger from the Lucinati appears at the Bunker Hill Monument to deliver a grim ultimatum: Turn over the archbishop, or one cherub will disappear from the Sistine Chapel every day. With the deadline fast approaching, Langdon joins forces with the bosomy and enigmatic daughter of the murdered docent in a desperate bid to crack the code that will reveal the cult's secret plan.


Embarking on a frantic hunt, Langdon and his companion follow a 100-year-old trail through Boston's most historic churches and exalted statues, pursued by a peg-legged assassin the cult has sent to thwart them. What they discover threatens to expose a conspiracy that goes all the way back to Geronimo and the very founding of the Apache tribe.



LOL wut

ItsaRandomUsername
December 22nd, 2011, 11:11 PM
A mysterious code in the monuments of Atlanta.
A shadowy cult determined to protect it.
A desperate race to uncover the New York Times' darkest secret.


THE MISSING RUNE



When celebrated Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is summoned to the Ebeneezer Baptist Church to analyze a mysterious geometric form—etched into the floor next to the disfigured form of the head docent—he discovers evidence of the unthinkable: the resurgence of the ancient cult of the Lucifori, a secret branch of the New York Times that has surfaced from the shadows to carry out its legendary vendetta against its mortal enemy, the Vatican.

Langdon's worst fears are confirmed when a messenger from the Lucifori appears at Centennial Olympic Park to deliver a sinister ultimatum: Deposit $1 billion in the New York Times' off-shore bank accounts or the exclusive clothier of the Swiss Guards will be bankrupted. With the deadline fast approaching, Langdon joins forces with the swan-necked and brilliant daughter of the murdered docent in a desperate bid to crack the code that will reveal the cult's secret plan.

Embarking on a frantic hunt, Langdon and his companion follow a 800-year-old trail through Atlanta's most historic monuments and sacred statues, pursued by a two-handed assassin the cult has sent to thwart them. What they discover threatens to expose a conspiracy that goes all the way back to Adolph Ochs and the very founding of the New York Times.


Not only are they ridiculously pretentious and smug, but they are also EVUL OH NOES.

ItsaRandomUsername
December 22nd, 2011, 11:14 PM
Oh hey, this one actually sounds like a plausible Dan Brown plot:



The Crucifix of Amber




By Dan Brown

The Osirica have kept the secret of the lady Pope Joan for nearly a millennium. A troubled violinist has stumbled upon their trail. It's now a desparate race through the caverns of old Constantinople and the fate of the world is at stake.




I confess, Dan Brown novels are actually my guilty pleasure...

Don't judge me.

KAIZA
December 22nd, 2011, 11:36 PM
Oh, this looks fun!
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A mysterious puzzle at the heart of Buenos Aires.
A murderous cult determined to protect it.
A desperate race to uncover the International Olympic Committee's darkest secret.

The Serpentine Tomb

When renowned Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is summoned to the Obelisk in Plaza de la Republica to analyze a mysterious rune—imprinted on a gold ring lying next to the mangled body of the head docent—he discovers evidence of the unthinkable: the resurgence of the ancient cult of the Auxonati, a secret branch of the International Olympic Committee that has surfaced from the shadows to carry out its legendary vendetta against its mortal enemy, the Vatican.

Langdon's worst fears are confirmed when a messenger from the Auxonati appears at the Puente de la Mujer to deliver a grim ultimatum: Turn over the archbishop, or one cherub will disappear from the Sistine Chapel every day. As the city braces for disaster, Langdon joins forces with the bedroom-eyed and enigmatic daughter of the murdered docent in a desperate bid to crack the code that will reveal the cult's secret plan.

Embarking on a frantic hunt, Langdon and his companion follow a 1000-year-old trail through Buenos Aires's most exalted libraries and sacred statues, pursued by a rented assassin the cult has sent to thwart them. What they discover threatens to expose a conspiracy that goes all the way back to Demetrius Vikelas and the very founding of the International Olympic Committee.
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:neco_arc:

Ivan The Mouse
December 22nd, 2011, 11:45 PM
An ancient cipher whose key is somewhere in Jerusalem.A murderous cult determined to protect it.
A frantic race to uncover NAMBLA's darkest secret.

The Hallowed Mausoleum

When celebrated Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is summoned to the Shrine of the Book to analyze a mysterious ancient script—etched into the floor next to the disemboweled corpse of the head docent—he discovers evidence of the unthinkable: the resurgence of the ancient cult of the Inquifori, a secret branch of NAMBLA that has surfaced from the shadows to carry out its legendary vendetta against its mortal enemy, the Vatican.


Langdon's worst fears are confirmed when a messenger from the Inquifori appears at the Israeli Parliament to deliver a macabre ultimatum: Deposit $1 billion in NAMBLA's off-shore bank accounts or the exclusive clothier of the Swiss Guards will be bankrupted. With the deadline fast approaching, Langdon joins forces with the porcelain-skinned and enigmatic daughter of the murdered docent in a desperate bid to crack the code that will reveal the cult's secret plan.


Embarking on a frantic hunt, Langdon and his companion follow a 200-year-old trail through Jerusalem's most venerable churches and sacred buildings, pursued by a peg-legged assassin the cult has sent to thwart them. What they discover threatens to expose a conspiracy that goes all the way back to Allen Ginsberg and the very founding of NAMBLA.

Ivan The Mouse
December 22nd, 2011, 11:46 PM
Double postan'


The Pyramid of Scarlet
by Dan Brown

"The Pyramid of Scarlet is a fascinating best-selling masterpiece!"
The New York Times

The secret of the lady Pope Joan has been guarded by The Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn for nearly a millennium. A Italian priest has stumbled upon their trail. It's now a desparate race to Dublin with western civilisation at stake.

"A shocking best-selling masterpiece of suspense! ****"
The Times

Five_X
December 23rd, 2011, 12:07 AM
The Crucifix of Amber






K-kohaku... ;_;

ItsaRandomUsername
December 23rd, 2011, 12:09 AM
Pope Kohaku.

KAIZA
December 23rd, 2011, 12:09 AM
Archs and Temples

Deep in the sewers of New York, The Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn guards the dark secret of the Crystal skulls. A young novelist has stumbled upon their trail while decyphering an encoded letter found in a library. It's now a desparate race to Paris with western civilisation at stake.

"Archs and Temples is an explosive novel!"
The New York Times

"Archs and Temples is an exciting best-seller! ****"
The Scotsman





@IRUN:

Pope Kohaku.
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7002/6557500281_4f7b9f5683.jpg
:neco_arc:

lethum
December 23rd, 2011, 12:53 AM
The Band of Soloman
by Dan Brownhttp://tobyinkster.co.uk/Software/dan_brown/ball_white.gif
"The Band of Soloman is an explosive tale of suspense! *****"
Time Out
It's nearly the millennium. Deep in the sewers of the North Pole, The Templi Resurgentes Equites Synarchici guards the dark secret of the Golden Fleece. A Italian researcher has stumbled upon their trail. The Templi Resurgentes Equites Synarchici will stop at nothing to keep their secret.
"A fascinating novel!"
Le Monde

A long-forgotten code in the monuments of Philadelphia.
A nefarious cult determined to protect it.
A desperate race to uncover the New York Times' darkest secret.
The Sacred Cipher


When celebrated Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is summoned to Christ Church to analyze a mysterious ancient script—etched into the floor next to the disemboweled corpse of the head docent—he discovers evidence of the unthinkable: the resurgence of the ancient cult of the Trumifori, a secret branch of the New York Times that has surfaced from the shadows to carry out its legendary vendetta against its mortal enemy, the Vatican.

Langdon's worst fears are confirmed when a messenger from the Trumifori appears at Citizen's Bank Park to deliver a sinister ultimatum: Turn over the archbishop, or one cherub will disappear from the Sistine Chapel every day. With the deadline fast approaching, Langdon joins forces with the Amazonian and mysterious daughter of the murdered docent in a desperate bid to crack the code that will reveal the cult's secret plan.


Embarking on a frantic hunt, Langdon and his companion follow a 1000-year-old trail through Philadelphia's most exalted buildings and historic monuments, pursued by a two-handed assassin the cult has sent to thwart them. What they discover threatens to expose a conspiracy that goes all the way back to Adolph Ochs and the very founding of the New York Times

nununu
December 23rd, 2011, 01:28 AM
srsbznz



An ancient puzzle at the heart of Jerusalem.
A ruthless cult determined to protect it.
A desperate race to uncover the United States Postal Service's darkest secret.



The Hidden Crypt



When renowned Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is summoned to the Dome of the Rock to analyze a mysterious rune—etched into the floor next to the mangled body of the head docent—he discovers evidence of the unthinkable: the resurgence of the ancient cult of the Auxonati, a secret branch of the United States Postal Service that has surfaced from the shadows to carry out its legendary vendetta against its mortal enemy, the Vatican.

Langdon's worst fears are confirmed when a messenger from the Auxonati appears at the Western Wall to deliver a sinister ultimatum: Deposit $1 billion in the United States Postal Service's off-shore bank accounts or the exclusive clothier of the Swiss Guards will be bankrupted. As the city braces for disaster, Langdon joins forces with the pneumatic and quick-witted daughter of the murdered docent in a desperate bid to crack the code that will reveal the cult's secret plan.

Embarking on a frantic hunt, Langdon and his companion follow a 600-year-old trail through Jerusalem's most exalted buildings and historic statues, pursued by a one-handed assassin the cult has sent to thwart them. What they discover threatens to expose a conspiracy that goes all the way back to Benjamin Franklin and the very founding of the United States Postal Service.

Five_X
December 23rd, 2011, 02:12 AM
Everybody hates the Vatican.

lethum
December 23rd, 2011, 02:57 AM
Dan Brawn thinks that every secret club hates the Vatican/has the Vatican as the target of their legendary vendetta.

nununu
December 23rd, 2011, 03:01 AM
The Vatican does not care enough for these posers. Which is why said posers get butthurt and mark the Vatican as their mortal enemy. D'oh!

Someone should totally write a Dan Brown-esque story set in the Nasuverse. Or maybe even just a synopsis using the above templates.

Sakuraba Haru
December 23rd, 2011, 06:55 AM
With young Kotomine as the protagonist?

Ivan The Mouse
December 23rd, 2011, 07:07 AM
And false research?

Guy
December 23rd, 2011, 05:37 PM
Involving the Boys scout of America?

Ivan The Mouse
December 23rd, 2011, 11:23 PM
Or maybe NAMbLA?