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04satsujinki40
March 18th, 2011, 08:05 PM
For them noobs, just as the title says, post quotes that you think are the best.


Here's mine. It's from a book I'm reading.


"I'm rather being a brute yo you, aren't I? This isn't your idea of a proposal. We ought to be in a conservatory, you in a white frock with a rose in your hand, and a violin playing a waltz in the distance. And I should make violent love to you behind a palm tree. You would feel then you were getting your money's worth. Poor darling, what a shame."

lilithsama
March 19th, 2011, 01:21 AM
"Your mom's a fucking combat specialist .... with my dick"

04satsujinki40
March 20th, 2011, 09:29 PM
God: "What the hell is that all that racket outside?"
Venus: "Beats me. You're the one that's supposed to be omniscient."
God: "Pfft, doesn't mean I'm psychic."
Venus: "..."

lilithsama
March 21st, 2011, 06:26 PM
"Who's the stupid idiot now?!"
"You are"
"Your mom is, for giving birth to you.
Doctor's like why'd you give birth to this stupid idiot you're do dumb I hate you."
"a- you weren't there!"
"I don't need to have been there."

Cruor
March 24th, 2011, 08:06 AM
http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/8005/sarprizeparty.jpg

anamesis
March 24th, 2011, 11:54 AM
"Things should be baked, boiled, or fried. Those are the missionary positions of cooking, you're getting all kinky in there."

KENTA
March 24th, 2011, 10:15 PM
It's only fitting that The Big O is The Big Bro...ski of the week.

The Big O - Z! True Long Island Story Episode 6

Tesculpture
March 25th, 2011, 04:24 AM
"Penny for your thoughts, Sophia?"
"You're an idiot and that's on the house."

-Rose Nylund and Sophia Petrillo-Weinstock, Empty Nest

KENTA
March 25th, 2011, 07:16 AM
In 87, Huey released "Fore!", their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square". It's so catchy that most people don't even listen to the lyrics, but they should! Because it's not just about the dangers of conformity and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

American Psycho

Memory
March 29th, 2011, 09:26 PM
ROMANTIC IDEALS: deathless and yet all the more doomed

lilithsama
April 1st, 2011, 12:25 PM
(regarding 5th/6th grade)
"Even by then, I knew I liked the tittie."
- guess

MZeroX
April 1st, 2011, 05:53 PM
repost from old forum:
"it takes a special type of girl to like it in the pooper. please marry me."
-i forgot, but i'm keeping it.

lilithsama
April 2nd, 2011, 06:00 PM
'"If we don't kill these lovable little yarn creatures, the terrorists will win."
- two guys

MasterSeth
April 2nd, 2011, 07:43 PM
Not sure if this was the exact quote but
"Looks like you're gonna have to Force Your Way, so Don't Be Afraid to go to The Extreme with The Man With The Machine Gun"

endTrance
April 3rd, 2011, 02:45 AM
I'm afraid I don't see things like you do. I mean it: I'm afraid. What if the things I find beautiful drive you mad? What if they hollow you out like clever little squirrels getting nuts for the winter, except the nuts are your eyes, and winter is, I don't know, maybe the Rapture or something? And I'm just smiling while your face gets ripped apart because I think it's beautiful? These things worry me sometimes, when I'm not looking at the night sky. So I spend a lot of time looking at the night sky, and not looking at your face and thinking about squirrels.
— Matthew Hancock

MZeroX
April 4th, 2011, 03:52 AM
When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
-powerthirst 2, College Humor

DB-L
April 4th, 2011, 04:02 AM
"Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Omae wa mo
Shindeiru"
*HIDEBU*
-Kenshiro's first attempt at poetry.

MZeroX
April 4th, 2011, 04:06 AM
"Even if Ash/Satoshi started to do things right, he'd still just be less-competent Special Red."
-Zero to Aekari

RoadBuster
April 5th, 2011, 03:19 AM
Lavender says:
Don't blame me!
It was your own Nintendo sexual hijinks.

MZeroX
April 5th, 2011, 07:55 PM
Miyako is not god tier.

God is Miyako tier.
QFT

MZeroX
April 6th, 2011, 08:41 PM
and then i got an image of anal tech support


sir, my ass is fragmented

quick! defragment tool!
as i said, right into it.

Ivan The Mouse
April 7th, 2011, 12:31 AM
^ UNF UNF UNF UNF

KENTA
April 7th, 2011, 07:41 PM
"I love you."

I love you too.

"Damn."

04satsujinki40
April 9th, 2011, 03:55 AM
"Well, since I panicked, it seems my underwear's gotten all wet."

--Oriana Thompson

"let me put a bullet in his head and see if he could predict that."

--a youtube user who hates that mofo chessmaster crush gear fighter

MZeroX
April 13th, 2011, 10:48 PM
"What's DRM?"
"Digital Rights Management. Basically protection on legally downloaded media that makes it stop working if you're using hacked firmware. You don't need to worry about that since you steal all of your shit."
-conversation I overheard during lunch

Erlkonig
April 13th, 2011, 10:50 PM
"..."



Gordon Freeman

mangafreak7793
April 13th, 2011, 10:52 PM
People die when they are killed

Neir
April 14th, 2011, 12:01 AM
"So what can we do with this? We can look at it. We can smile."
-BIOL Professor

04satsujinki40
April 14th, 2011, 03:04 PM
"I know how you can remember whether P-waves or S-waves are faster! P would stand for piss and S for shit. Makes sense since piss is faster than shit!"

---my favorite earth science lab partner/buddy

KENTA
April 16th, 2011, 04:44 PM
“Don’t run if you can walk, don’t walk if you can stand, don’t stand if you can sit, and if you can sit you might as well take a nap”

Counterguardian
April 16th, 2011, 09:31 PM
不问不若问之
问之不若见之
见之不若知之
知之不若行之

The unheard cannot be compared to the heard.
The heard cannot be compared to seeing.
Seeing cannot be compared to knowing.
Knowing cannot be compared to doing.

hbomb
April 16th, 2011, 09:56 PM
The cake is a lie.

Ivan The Mouse
April 16th, 2011, 11:57 PM
"Is this real life?"

04satsujinki40
April 20th, 2011, 01:45 AM
...so you better catch up with that Rapeface Sphinx.
lulz

Neir
April 20th, 2011, 02:54 AM
'Want to go to the Great Hall of Spackle?'

anamesis
April 20th, 2011, 04:49 AM
"Behold, for this is my smock of unyielding justice, plus 5 intelligence and water proofing!"

"...you can't wear garbage bags while washing dishes anymore..."

*true story*

MZeroX
April 24th, 2011, 08:11 PM
"Woah, that was so big. I did not know I was sucking on that."
-E.M. during physics study session.

MZeroX
April 26th, 2011, 09:42 PM
"The best part about being an English teacher is that you get to assign novels to your class as an excuse for you to read them."
-small talk with last quarter's SciFi Professor

RoadBuster
April 27th, 2011, 04:20 AM
Lavender says:

I saw a Taco Bell in Cary and thought of you.
And then I cried.

04satsujinki40
April 27th, 2011, 03:15 PM
I confess, the fuck is that digimon doing there?!



XD

anamesis
April 28th, 2011, 03:47 AM
"would you guys believe me if I told you that when I was a child, that there was in a fire and my penis got burned off so my parents chose to raise me as a girl?" - M.

MasterSeth
April 28th, 2011, 08:30 PM
"White feathers for innocence, black feathers for darkest sin! We are the messengers and hammers of God! Here to deliver righteous justice! Let sinners be punished! Let justice be done!"
-Tsubaki Yayoi, BlazeBlue

Neir
April 29th, 2011, 01:35 AM
WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUNDS OF ME MASTURBATING!
This.

MZeroX
April 29th, 2011, 02:09 AM
"I am sitting on a new chair that I have acquired through totally legitimate venues."
-text from IRL.

lilithsama
April 29th, 2011, 11:06 PM
"They say failure is the mother of success!
so, if kaa-san had never failed, then you wouldn't have been born!" -Ryuushi

Counterguardian
April 29th, 2011, 11:14 PM
"They say failure is the mother of success!
so, if kaa-san had never failed, then you wouldn't have been born!" -Ryuushi

Buurrrn.

DreamsRequiem
April 30th, 2011, 12:31 AM
"Everything here——is fake. As you would say, these are all trifling swords.

However there is no law that an imitation cannot surpass the original!

You say you are the original, if that is true I will surpass every one of your weapons and destroy your existence!

So, here I come king of heroes——do you have enough weapons in stock?"

--Emiya Shirou.

Ruca_Milda
May 1st, 2011, 05:41 AM
Ruca Milda can only hate Natalia once in this world.

But. That being the case, consider for a moment...

What if another Ruca existed here? That would mean he can hate Natalia one more time.


And what happens if something can make that "if" into reality?
Parallel worlds.
What will happen if one can open a hole into a parallel world and pull out the unused hate of Natalia from there?

- Random MSN convo, trying to explain why, when I hate a certain character, I hate much more than usual hate.

Mazyrian
May 1st, 2011, 12:08 PM
That's a lot of hate

MZeroX
May 1st, 2011, 01:58 PM
I usually laugh about stupid stuff I have done in the past, since they make funny stories.
Like the time I was mashed out of my head, to the point where I attempted to purchase a hamburger from a parking meter with a penny.

Yep, I was that mashed.Eternally(?) saved.

HitokiriNanaya
May 1st, 2011, 02:01 PM
"I...really am an idiot."

Miki Sayaka ;_;

Tesculpture
May 1st, 2011, 08:24 PM
"I didn't come here to be insulted."
"Where do you normally go?"
-Robin Day and Eric Morecambe, Morecambe and Wise

*Commentating a motor race* "And here comes Damon Hill in the Williams car. The car is absolutely unique, except for the one that's behind it, which is identical."
-Murray Walker

"Either that car is stationary or it's on the move."
-Murray Walker again

"Doctor, will you take a look at those X-rays and tell us something about the injury?"
"Let's see, which side am I testifying for?"
-Actual transcript from official court records

Mike1984
May 1st, 2011, 08:30 PM
"Doctor, will you take a look at those X-rays and tell us something about the injury?"
"Let's see, which side am I testifying for?"
-Actual transcript from official court records

Oh, wow....

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at that. So i just went with "laugh" :)

Neir
May 1st, 2011, 10:05 PM
"The final is 9:15 AM to 12:15 AM (I'd get there at 9 if I were you) in Abeleson 131 on Friday, May 13 (yes, that's FRIDAY THE 13TH, PART 7: JASON PASSES BIOCHEMISTRY). "

- email from Prof. Petsko

MZeroX
May 1st, 2011, 11:15 PM
That one is pretty good. 15 hour long final that isn't take-home.

lilithsama
May 2nd, 2011, 12:32 AM
Would you mind loaning me some of your lipstick, Mom? Because I want to at least look pretty the next time you decide to FUCK ME!

Why don't you go across the street and buy some condoms, because we should at least be safe if you're gonna fuck me, Mom!
You might as well go buy some cigarettes too, because I like to have a smoke after I get good and fucked! You wanna fuck me, Mom, just say so!

Well then can we at least pull up here and get some dinner? Cus I like to be wined and dined after I've been FUCKED!

You know Mom, the least you could do is kiss me first! Cus I like to be kissed before I get fucked!

Next time you're gonna get my hopes up, could you please take me to a grease monkey? Cus I like to get lubed up before I get FUCKED!
Huh?! Some lube would be nice! Or at least a courtesy lick, God!
How about a little courtesy lick next time you decide to FUCK ME!!

-Cartman

04satsujinki40
May 2nd, 2011, 10:16 PM
"If a friend takes a dump, you should take a dump with them."

--Shimura Tae from Gintama

MZeroX
May 2nd, 2011, 10:18 PM
"If a friend takes a dump, you should take a dump with them."

--Shimura Tae from Gintamarelevant.
http://i49.tinypic.com/jsc369.jpg

KENTA
May 3rd, 2011, 09:46 PM
GARBAGE DAY!

The Navy SEAL who took out Bin Laden.

Ruca_Milda
May 3rd, 2011, 11:39 PM
Mami says:
*Stop talking about my vagina bones plz

04satsujinki40
May 3rd, 2011, 11:54 PM
"GYAA! Herpes! Herpes me!"

--Shimura Shinpachi from Gintama

RoadBuster
May 4th, 2011, 06:57 AM
(on using a Mac)

Uberchoco says:
I pressed Ctrl+C and the mail I've been writing in GMail was fully deleted
WHAT IS THIS WITCHERY!?

KENTA
May 5th, 2011, 12:39 PM
Creed: There ain't gon be no rematch.

Rocky: I don't want one.

From Rocky. We all see how that turned out.

MasterSeth
May 6th, 2011, 02:00 PM
Me: Hey man, you look like you aren't sleepy anymore
Friend: Hey, and you don't look like you're a pissy bitch anymore
Me: ....Well, you are right I guess >>;

This morning I was very mopey, my friend took note

Ruca_Milda
May 9th, 2011, 01:17 PM
"FURNITURE AND DUCKS!!! WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THIS!!"

Jessica became my favorite character, by far.

04satsujinki40
May 9th, 2011, 03:26 PM
"Charles Darwin AKA Chucky D."

--Earth Science teacher




------------------------

"Boss, what's that 'gong-gong-gong-gong' sound we've been hearing? Test-taking students banging their heads against a wall?"

--Kagura from Gintama

Ivan The Mouse
May 16th, 2011, 05:12 AM
"Waaaaaaaar and aaanger shall reiiiign!!!" ~ Battlefield by Blind Guardian.

KENTA
May 17th, 2011, 11:21 AM
They're dashing from ass to ass!

TypeWannabe
May 17th, 2011, 08:28 PM
"Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?"

-Tina Turner, "What's Love Got to Do With It?"

Might as well be the unofficial slogan of self-pitying fools. There's nothing wrong with an open heart even if it does get smashed. But it's still such a catchy lyric and song...

Ligerleon89
May 18th, 2011, 03:42 PM
"HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW THIS? WE'RE NOT GOING TO WIN! WE'RE NOT GOING TO SIGN WITH G-MAN! WE'LL NEVER PLAY OPENING NIGHT AT THE CHAOS THEATRE! GOD DAMMIT SCOTT WILL YOU PLEASE STOP JUST STANDING THERE YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT!!!"

Stephin Stills -Scott Pilgrim vs. the World movie.

04satsujinki40
May 18th, 2011, 05:58 PM
"If I were a serial killer, I'd leave a muffin on every scene."

--a kid in my grade

MZeroX
May 18th, 2011, 06:21 PM
you should have told that it would have been better to leave Cheerios on every scene.

04satsujinki40
May 18th, 2011, 09:09 PM
why?

MZeroX
May 18th, 2011, 09:20 PM
really. bad. pun.

04satsujinki40
May 18th, 2011, 09:45 PM
o.O

lethum
May 18th, 2011, 10:05 PM
I didn't see it.

04satsujinki40
May 18th, 2011, 11:01 PM
I dont get it either.


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"This year's greatest fantasy!

Gintama The Movie

Grab hold of it! DRAGONBLEAPIECE!"

--Shimura Otae

MZeroX
May 18th, 2011, 11:11 PM
well, it was really bad, so i guess that's expected.

Cheerios->cereal
serial killer->cereal as the serial.

04satsujinki40
May 18th, 2011, 11:25 PM
oh

lethum
May 18th, 2011, 11:27 PM
Ah. I see.

Mm...quotes:
___________________________________
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."
A.P.W.B.D.

MZeroX
May 19th, 2011, 02:00 AM
Comment/summary from my explaining the exasperating concept of moe to a "normal" (N:normal, M:me)
M:"blahblahI'mnotgonnaactuallywritewhatisaidbecauseig avearealexplanation"
N:"So let me get this straight. If it's in anime, then it's amazingly adorable when someone can't walk straight or cries at the slightest provocation or acts remotely physically challenged. But if it's irl, that person is just retarded or under the age of 4. or both."
M:"yeah, that about sums it up. wanna go get food?"

lilithsama
May 19th, 2011, 03:40 AM
"You're like the Ralph Wiggum of real life. Turn around for two seconds catch you eating glue and crayons."
"You are like brain cancer! Mind cancer! You're not like a brain tumor. You're hurting my ideas."
"I swear to God, if I fucking walk over there and that shit closes on me, I'm gonna go outside, find a homeless man, pay him money to come here, and take a dump in your sink."
-two best friends - Pat

Kotonoha
May 21st, 2011, 12:09 PM
"It's cold in the fridge."
--My sister

MZeroX
May 21st, 2011, 09:34 PM
"Hello everybody,

I have posted a problem set earlier than I planed to ( it is a really good one and Iwas too excited to share it with you:)) .
This problem set is in the form of a tutorial and is due Friday 5/27.( If you need an entire week to complete it please discuss it with me in my office or via e-mail, otherwise I expect all HW on Fri)."

only in best quotes because i can totally imagine her smiling while bouncing in her office chair while thinking about the homework lay-out, which I find extremely adorable.

Ivan The Mouse
May 22nd, 2011, 02:11 AM
"It's sad that we're all just content on cheap teledramas like Munting Heredera." - My brother.

Alulim
May 22nd, 2011, 02:47 PM
"Meow!" - My cat.

04satsujinki40
May 24th, 2011, 11:28 PM
"As expected from someone who squirts liquid medicine up his ass everyday. Your aim is perfect."


--To Hattori Zensou from Saizou, an antagonist from Gintama

MasterSeth
May 25th, 2011, 07:58 AM
Don't run away! Don't run away from living!! THAT'S AN ORDER!!!
-Player Character in God Eater Burst

NarkNarkins
May 25th, 2011, 08:56 AM
"I told you I was Ill"

Spike Milligan

MasterSeth
May 26th, 2011, 02:01 PM
"I, Kurokami Medaka, have never once been embarrassed about my splendid body!!"
and
"I'm not exposing my breasts, I'm just covering every other part of my body!"
-Kurokami Medaka from Medaka Box

Ligerleon89
May 27th, 2011, 12:33 AM
"I, Kurokami Medaka, have never once been embarrassed about my splendid body!!"
and
"I'm not exposing my breasts, I'm just covering every other part of my body!"
-Kurokami Medaka from Medaka Box

"Yeah Right, you know damn well that you're clearly embarrassed about your body, OTHERWISE you would be wearing clothes that are a bit revealing."

Leon4281 - watching an episode of Medaka Box.

Iucif3r
May 27th, 2011, 09:46 AM
M= Me
F= My friend

*On the 2nd floor*
F:"I don't think you should drop the water balloon on them...."
M:"Come on!! I mean, what's the worst that can happen?"

*10 minutes later*

M:"OH SHIT!!! RUN RUN!!! THEY ARE COMING!!!" (3 very drenched and very pissed off guys coming after us)
F:"YEAH RIGHT!!! SO MUCH FOR WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN!!!

Ligerleon89
May 27th, 2011, 10:01 PM
"This is Exeliza, I am leaving right now."
"Roger good luck"

partly garbled voice from Thunder Force 2 when game starts.

04satsujinki40
May 28th, 2011, 11:36 PM
Gintoki: "I'm not tired of them at all but...I can't cram anymore into my body or other cavity..."
Konpeitou dango shop owner: "In that case, cram them into your balls."

MZeroX
June 7th, 2011, 05:16 AM
"why the fuck is there a 'loli' tag on place called 'lolibooru'?"
-comment made by an irl hatchling lolicon i've taken under my wing

Hoster
June 7th, 2011, 06:59 AM
Church: "Alright, O'Malley, this is it. From now on, if anybody makes my girlfriend cranky and psychotic; it's gonna me."

Tex: "Aww, that's sweet."

Church: "Shut up bitch."

Tex: "Asshole."

- Red vs. Blue, episode 33.

MasterSeth
June 7th, 2011, 09:44 AM
Brother: "Did you really buy that? Don't you feel dirty holding the case in school?"
Me:"It feels like I touched a little girls breasts!"
Brother: "Aren't you a lolicon? Wouldn't you like that?"
Me:"....It feels like I did something even I'd consider dirty!"
-Me and my brother after I bought FF X-2 from a friend

Hoster
June 7th, 2011, 01:14 PM
X-2...

Do you mean the game, X²?

Not that it would make sense of why you would feel dirty holding the case of that in school...

KENTA
June 7th, 2011, 01:46 PM
Probably means Final Fantasy X-2.........I think.

lethum
June 7th, 2011, 01:47 PM
Or X men 2, maybe?

MasterSeth
June 7th, 2011, 01:50 PM
Probably means Final Fantasy X-2.........I think.

This

DB-L
June 7th, 2011, 02:14 PM
"I've had enough of your snide insinuations." *PUNCH*
"I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions." *PUNCH*

- Shepard.

MasterSeth
June 7th, 2011, 02:16 PM
"Yay~ Summer Vacation is coming soon~"
"Not for you it isn't."
"Goddammit I know that, just let me be happy for one minute... ;_;"
-Me and my English teacher

04satsujinki40
June 7th, 2011, 09:31 PM
"Yay~ Summer Vacation is coming soon~"
"Not for you it isn't."
"Goddammit I know that, just let me be happy for one minute... ;_;"
-Me and my English teacher

why?

anamesis
June 7th, 2011, 10:13 PM
"Remember back when this job was fun and all the LG's didnt work here?"

"no"

"me neither, twas but a fleeting midsummers dream~"

"shut up and clean lobby."

MasterSeth
June 7th, 2011, 11:22 PM
why?

He was teasing me in that he was saying I'll have to go to Summer School even though I think I might actually not have to. Overall he was just poking fun at my laziness

04satsujinki40
June 7th, 2011, 11:57 PM
He was teasing me in that he was saying I'll have to go to Summer School even though I think I might actually not have to. Overall he was just poking fun at my laziness
oh

In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries
June 8th, 2011, 12:19 AM
"I once had a dram about Abraham Lincoln, he scares me"

Tohno
June 10th, 2011, 03:34 AM
I'm not sure if saying "Ohayou gozaimashita!" おはようございました!in front of 400 Japanese students on Sports Day was the best or suckiest thing I've done so far in life

Quote: There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, "Thy will be done," and those to whom God says, "All right, then, have it your way." - Screwtape

Ruca_Milda
June 13th, 2011, 09:04 PM
*Ruca would lose at Zelda IRL because HE HAS NO HEART

-Pudding, MSN Convo, as I got drunk on his tears

Ivan The Mouse
June 14th, 2011, 12:28 AM
"Is Touhou Harem?"

-Some fellow from the anime club.

MZeroX
June 17th, 2011, 11:01 PM
http://i52.tinypic.com/2rwkruw.jpg

Alulim
June 17th, 2011, 11:28 PM
Yes.

DB-L
June 17th, 2011, 11:50 PM
Angry Marine #1: "You know what I hate?"

Angry Marine #2: "What?"

Angry Marine #1: "EVERYTHING!"

04satsujinki40
June 18th, 2011, 12:33 AM
"If you had the ring to make anything...

Why not make more Reese's?"

Ligerleon89
June 18th, 2011, 11:25 PM
"Some people ask me why people can't get along, you don't know how many times that question been asked, knowing that the answers is not to far off from why... I am tired of people just dragging me down with their mess thinking I'll never amount to anything, just because of the past they chose to never let go and to pass on to new generations with their negativity. And as a result, some people have to deal with the struggles day in and day out. I choose not to let it overwhelm me and end up becoming a one sided, pessimistic fool, because I'm better than this."

Leon4281 (Leon Norwood Jr.) (15 years old.)

04satsujinki40
June 19th, 2011, 01:42 AM
"Leave anything that's weak to ice to me. I'll freeze their ass(ets)..."


---Mitsuru. she also made a typo

Tohno
June 19th, 2011, 01:46 AM
"Some people ask me why people can't get along, you don't know how many times that question been asked, knowing that the answers is not to far off from why... I am tired of people just dragging me down with their mess thinking I'll never amount to anything, just because of the past they chose to never let go and to pass on to new generations with their negativity. And as a result, some people have to deal with the struggles day in and day out. I choose not to let it overwhelm me and end up becoming a one sided, pessimistic fool, because I'm better than this."

Leon4281 (Leon Norwood Jr.) (15 years old.)

He sounds like a cool guy, you should introduce him to me sometime

TROLLLOLOLOLOLOL

Blackdeath6031
June 19th, 2011, 01:48 AM
Probably done already, but...

"If you have time to think of a beautiful ending, why not use that time to live beautifully?" - White Demon, to Katsura Koutarou

DarkMAN
June 19th, 2011, 03:35 AM
Probably done already, but...

"If you have time to think of a beautiful ending, why not use that time to live beautifully?" - White Demon, to Katsura Koutarou

Wasn't it White Beast?

http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/3664/6f92a3f449e980full.png

Blackdeath6031
June 19th, 2011, 03:39 AM
Wasn't it White Beast?

Edit: BL not allowing Jisho urls ;_;

Yasha (http://jisho.org/words?jap=夜叉&eng=&dict=edict)

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b397/Dell19930/Rumbel_Gintama_-_59_XviD044BE777avi_snapshot_0342_20110505_225258. jpg

04satsujinki40
June 19th, 2011, 03:39 AM
http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/3664/6f92a3f449e980full.png

http://i54.tinypic.com/dwchsl.png


hey look, we think the same!

Ivan The Mouse
June 19th, 2011, 03:59 AM
He sounds like a cool guy, you should introduce him to me sometime

TROLLLOLOLOLOLOL

Leon's a pretty cool guy, eh doesn't want to stop believing and doesn't afraid of anything.

DarkMAN
June 19th, 2011, 04:02 AM
Oh, I haven't noticed you posted that already. I will go with something else then.


"Clean out your ears and listen up. Not once or twice have I fought for some cheap country!
I don't give a damn whether the country or the samurai get destroyed!
Back then... Right now, and back then, the only thing I've been fighting to protect... HASN'T CHANGE A BIT!"

Gintama ep. 105.

04satsujinki40
June 19th, 2011, 04:06 AM
Oh, I haven't noticed you posted that already. I will go with something else then.


nah, it's cool.


----------

"Joui is joy~ Joui is joy~"

--Zura

Blackdeath6031
June 19th, 2011, 04:08 AM
Elizabeth. What the hell is that?!
Narrator, Gintama ep.1

DarkMAN
June 19th, 2011, 04:11 AM
http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/4128/510ada1b80a520full.png

Ep. 20

Blackdeath6031
June 19th, 2011, 04:12 AM
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b397/Dell19930/WhyNot-HadenaGintama-203C89434B2mkv_snapshot_0752_20110505_223203.jpg
'...But the "Jer-" part will be silent'
Gintama episode 203

MasterSeth
June 21st, 2011, 09:23 AM
"They are alot alike....Stewart comes as a comedy show and then does news,
and Fox comes as a news show and then does comedy....."
-Some random guy on Youtube

Counterguardian
June 21st, 2011, 06:45 PM
"So you slipped and fell on your robot hand... penis first?"

04satsujinki40
June 21st, 2011, 11:21 PM
"If you paid for this, you got 0wned."

--Detective Conan subs

TenSARS
June 22nd, 2011, 08:27 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RVkUgdfuJtg/TW2fABfnu6I/AAAAAAAAElo/tOJQoxlmn7s/s1600/31633.jpg

Ivan The Mouse
June 22nd, 2011, 11:14 AM
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg151/mouse1992kds/1304645339327.jpg

Ligerleon89
June 23rd, 2011, 06:27 PM
"I'll never understand this planet, the way these humans love to ram it."
Beldar Conehead, Conehead Love music video.

Gaia
June 23rd, 2011, 06:34 PM
"Should you arrive in Riga very late or depart very early, in the reception of the hotel Gutenbergs you will be greeted with a cup of hot tea or coffee, a sandwich and a warm smile which will help solving any problem."

-Website of Hotel Gutenbergs, Riga

I want... No, I need those smiles! I have lots of problems to solve... :p

Alulim
June 23rd, 2011, 06:37 PM
Al wants a smile...

Gaia
June 23rd, 2011, 06:43 PM
:neco_arc:

Alulim
June 23rd, 2011, 06:45 PM
Hooray~

04satsujinki40
June 24th, 2011, 06:06 AM
"where the fudge is haibara!!"


--highly likely a fellow Haibara fan

<3

Ivan The Mouse
June 24th, 2011, 07:54 AM
:neco_arc:

:neco_arc:

MasterSeth
June 25th, 2011, 11:47 PM
"Ahahahaha! FOOL! Pain is my friend—allow me to introduce you to it!"
-Inferno, Transformers Beast Wars

Ligerleon89
June 25th, 2011, 11:51 PM
BETRAYAAAL, BETRAYAL, BETRAYED ME, THIS GAME SUCKS!

SpoonyOne (Noah Antwiler), about his thoughts on the new XCOM game.

TypeWannabe
June 25th, 2011, 11:52 PM
"My name is Inigo Montoya, muthafuckah!"

-Angry Joe

DB-L
June 26th, 2011, 12:04 AM
"Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon DeLIIIIIGHT." - Starland Vocal Band after playing Devil May Cry.

MZeroX
June 26th, 2011, 10:08 PM
‎"If i had a monkey, i would drink with him, drive home, and if police stops me, i would change seats with the monkey, and blame it on him. There arent any monkey laws so none of us will be convicted!"

-The smartest person on YouTube ever.

Alulim
June 26th, 2011, 10:11 PM
Indeed.

Just another guy
July 7th, 2011, 09:41 PM
"The invention of Faster Than Light travel will be motivated by:
30% colonization and human survival
10% curiousity, exploration and pursuit of knowledge
10% awesome space battles
50% alien boobs."

-Some random dude on Cracked.com

DB-L
July 8th, 2011, 04:49 PM
"Aye've set me Gitfinda to PANSY. Dey're over dere!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg9eR66uLOg&t=2m6s) - Mr. Nailbrain, demonstrating the simple, yet deadly effectiveness of Ork logic.

Ruca_Milda
July 17th, 2011, 12:07 PM
iMint*says:
*In this game, I just beat up on a guy that needs the money to feed his family of 10
Rarity**says:
*don't you do that IRL too

- MSN Convo, yesterday.

Marth
July 17th, 2011, 12:08 PM
"The invention of Faster Than Light travel will be motivated by:
30% colonization and human survival
10% curiousity, exploration and pursuit of knowledge
10% awesome space battles
50% alien boobs."

-Some random dude on Cracked.com

Truth.

Tesculpture
July 18th, 2011, 02:30 PM
"Ahahahaha! FOOL! Pain is my friend—allow me to introduce you to it!"
-Inferno, Transformers Beast Wars

"Dude, you need to get some better friends."
- Someone I can't remember responding to someone else saying 'pain is my friend'

MasterSeth
July 30th, 2011, 05:18 PM
If she's pregnant then your life is fucked with a capital "F"
It's not fucked yet! I-I mean, nothing is set in stone!
-Orlando and Vincent from Catherine

MZeroX
July 31st, 2011, 06:12 PM
F=friend, R=roommate, M=Me
F:"Hey, <roommate>, I found one of your song on youtube. Someone made an AMV of it. Decently done too."
R:"What's an AMV?"
M:"Amateur Music Video. Basically, they took clips from shows or pictures from art pages and mashed them to make a music video of your band's song."
R:"That sounds interesting, let me see it."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WROSecpV4_g
M:"omg, this is amazing."
R:"oh hey, that's some of that anime stuff you guys watch. wait. why are you guys laughing?"
M:"because this shit is amazing."
F:"yeah, those shows, pretty top tier."
R:"what. fuck you guys, what's so funny."
M:"yeah, top tier faggotry. this bitch is a goth who is also into gay porn."
F:"since we're on your youtube account, <like>"
R:"FUCK YOU GUYS"

AzureGrimoire
August 2nd, 2011, 01:17 PM
"If I found out that you lied, I'm going to skin you alive, put some salt on you and dry you under the sun."
-My friend's mom

DB-L
August 2nd, 2011, 01:28 PM
"Ha! Fools! I still have one arm left!"

- Space Marine after having his left arm blown off.

anamesis
August 3rd, 2011, 05:43 AM
Benkei "Now we're even"

Nike: "Even?...Don't underestimate me."

"Its just...One Leg"

- Air Gear

MZeroX
August 10th, 2011, 02:35 PM
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the "401-Keg Plan".

Counterguardian
August 11th, 2011, 05:05 AM
"Play with it to understand it."

Marth
August 11th, 2011, 07:09 AM
“Mankind grew afraid to desire. Their hearts filled with empty emotions, and grew estranged from my hands. They turned their eyes away from my infinite power and were troubled by their petty disputes. Remember me! Need me! I can provide you with everything! I am love…Find me, and walk beside me.”

RoadBuster
August 12th, 2011, 01:31 AM
Lantzblades says:
well i ask because neros doesn't seem to have a horse in his 666 breasts apart from the unicorn

ItsaRandomUsername
August 12th, 2011, 01:35 AM
*snerk*

mangafreak7793
August 23rd, 2011, 01:38 AM
“Then you can still be persuaded towards the side of righteousness and full figured women!”

Arc from Apostles in leather Pants.

KENTA
August 26th, 2011, 03:05 PM
Here’s a different one in the Japan freak show fight world. On 8/26 at Korakuen Hall, the Deep promotion has a fight with Amanda Lucas, who is getting a lot of publicity this week when she arrived, because she’s the daughter of George Lucas (the creator of Star Wars and Indiana Jones), facing Hikaru Shinohara, who is the daughter of the gangster who stabbed and killed Rikidozan in 1963. - Dave Meltzer, WON, 8/29/11

DB-L
August 27th, 2011, 02:08 AM
"If your soldiers face something fearsome from the front, then put something even more fearsome behind them."

- Commissar.

KENTA
August 30th, 2011, 08:20 AM
IF YOU WANT LUCHA LIBRES, GO TO JAPAN!

Vince "I am a cancer upon all things television" Russo.

Bloble
August 31st, 2011, 02:29 AM
"If a man yells loud enough, he can do anything!"

​-Ness

KENTA
September 2nd, 2011, 09:35 AM
http://www.mangafox.com/manga/hajime_no_ippo/v61/c559/13.html

Yes, this entire thing.

MZeroX
September 6th, 2011, 01:15 AM
I'd do unspeakable things to small woodland creatures if it would get me a good up-to-date gaming computer.
maybe not the absolute best, but definitely quotable.

I3uster
September 11th, 2011, 07:08 PM
"Harman, the world won't change. All it does is turn. Now, let's dance." Killer7, the last words in the game (one of my alltime favorites, I love NMH1 and 2 more than Killer7, but they all are fucking masterpieces)

KENTA
September 12th, 2011, 08:59 PM
Slice up your cow tits and make me a sandwich!

Neir
September 13th, 2011, 12:42 AM
Target and deny! By our deaths shall they know us!
-General Grizmund

DB-L
September 13th, 2011, 01:15 AM
"Who told you to die?! Keep fighting!" - Commissar Otto Xavier.

MasterSeth
September 16th, 2011, 07:38 PM
"This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win—and it can—then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend......peace."
-The old Royal Tart Toter from Adventure Time

lilithsama
September 17th, 2011, 12:16 AM
"GET HIS EYES. CUT HIM IN THE EYES!" - Kim

DB-L
September 17th, 2011, 12:36 AM
http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/5186/spessm.jpg

Optimus
September 17th, 2011, 11:54 AM
Type-Moon is ecologically correct.
-Kotonorris

I3uster
September 17th, 2011, 04:13 PM
"I am a Mexi-can Johnson, not a Mexi-can't"
Shadows of the Damned, the only joke that does not involve sex in any way.

lilithsama
September 17th, 2011, 08:34 PM
"I hope Ice King will sweep me off my feet and take me to the farthest corner of Ooo where we'll do nothing but kiss and eat a whole bunch until we get fat and die." - Ice King (reading his fanfiction)

Larekko12
September 18th, 2011, 01:02 AM
"If there is evil in this World it lurks in the Hearts of men." Edward D morrison.

"Life is like a box of Chocalates. Ya nevah know what ya gonna get."-Forrest Gump's Mother.


My sig.

DB-L
September 18th, 2011, 01:07 AM
"Victory needs no explanation, defeat allows none."

- Space Marine maxim.

Ligerleon89
September 20th, 2011, 02:35 PM
"You'd think someone would have enough sense to NOT do some messed up stuff....now there's a skater boy who pretty much destroyed his own nuts, jumping off a flight of stairs, lands horribly to the point that his skateboard literally breaks in half, sounding like an explosion, skateboards parts fly everywhere and some hits that guys nuts, piercing it through his jeans and right up there....and he screams his lungs out about his bleeding nuts...."

Leonard E. Norwood Jr. (me) - my thoughts a skate video I saw on Youtube.

Ivan The Mouse
September 22nd, 2011, 07:44 AM
"I see the bad moon rising.
I see trouble on the way.
I see earthquakes and lightnin'.
I see bad times today."

Gaia
September 22nd, 2011, 08:30 AM
Hell yeah, CCR!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BmEGm-mraE

Ivan The Mouse
September 22nd, 2011, 10:01 AM
I see Bad Moon Reisen!

Sherrinford
September 24th, 2011, 09:47 AM
"Do you know what I like the most? Saying "NO" to those who thinks they are omnipotent".

Rohan Kishibe, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable.






"Do you know why traffic jams happen? It's because everyone can drive a car. It's best to avoid to do the same thing with power. Of all the time Stands... theer will be only one!".

Dio Brando, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders.

Ligerleon89
September 24th, 2011, 03:21 PM
"I wonder how many people have gone bonkers lately in the world"

(me) - pondering the number of people who've lost their minds for some reason...

Neir
September 24th, 2011, 03:40 PM
PENIS DOES WHAT PENIS WANTS.

-SMBC

HitokiriNanaya
September 24th, 2011, 03:41 PM
"You will not forget this devil's power. You're not worthy as my opponent" - Vergil DMC 3

Ligerleon89
September 24th, 2011, 04:07 PM
Damn the Belgar Army, THEY DON'T KNOW WHEN TO STAY DEAD!

(me) - ranting about the antagonist in the Darius series

Sei
September 24th, 2011, 04:16 PM
Darius...

Why does that sound familiar? :/

Techlet
September 25th, 2011, 12:03 AM
PENIS DOES WHAT PENIS WANTS.

-SMBC

http://i.imgur.com/rlzLQ.gif

Neir
September 25th, 2011, 01:01 AM
The votey is also great.

"That's great penis, now if ureter and bladder could just have a secon-"
'PENIS DOES WHAT PENIS WANTS'

Sei
September 25th, 2011, 01:28 AM
This is gold. XD

Ivan The Mouse
September 25th, 2011, 05:30 AM
Penis is dumb.

Sherrinford
September 28th, 2011, 11:05 AM
A man must be silent and wear one pair of underpants.

Antonio Lopez, alias "Rock Byson" from Tiger & Bunny. Q&A.

http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/513-Tiger-Bunny-Superheroes-and-Selling-Out!?p=363460&viewfull=1#post363460

StardustReverie
September 28th, 2011, 11:10 AM
Penis is dumb.

No wonder, it's always being pounded on the head.

Theocrass
September 28th, 2011, 11:20 AM
http://i.imgur.com/rlzLQ.gif
Tech. Stop making me laugh. I'm in class. D:

Antonio Lopez, alias "Rock Byson" from Tiger & Bunny. Q&A.

http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/513-Tiger-Bunny-Superheroes-and-Selling-Out!?p=363460&viewfull=1#post363460 (http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/513-Tiger-Bunny-Superheroes-and-Selling-Out%21?p=363460&viewfull=1#post363460)
Epic quote is epic.

No wonder, it's always being pounded on the head.

You! Bad Stardust! I'm in class! I can't laugh right now! ;C;

Techlet
September 28th, 2011, 11:27 AM
Tech. Stop making me laugh. I'm in class. D:

Stop reading BL and focus on your class while you're in class, Theo!

StardustReverie
September 28th, 2011, 11:28 AM
You! Bad Stardust! I'm in class! I can't laugh right now! ;C;

Then listen to the teacher, silly bear.

Theocrass
September 28th, 2011, 12:06 PM
Stop reading BL and focus on your class while you're in class, Theo!


Then listen to the teacher, silly bear.

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lethum
September 28th, 2011, 12:22 PM
"That's what she said"

-?

StardustReverie
September 28th, 2011, 09:28 PM
"That's what she said"

-?

That's what she said.

eddyak
October 1st, 2011, 05:38 PM
"I will come for you. I will kill you. I will kill your blood, your friends, your beasts. I will kill the flowers in your home and the trees in your tiny fields. I will visit such death upon whatever is yours that your very name will be remembered only in curses and tales of terror."

Because motherfucking skinwalker.

TypeWannabe
October 1st, 2011, 05:58 PM
YAYUH!

Tesculpture
October 1st, 2011, 09:51 PM
OKAAAY!

Ivan The Mouse
October 1st, 2011, 10:23 PM
"Can anybody find me...somebody to love?"

~"Somebody to Love", Queen

Counterguardian
October 2nd, 2011, 07:46 AM
You will not forget this devil's power. *Devil Trigger*

You are not worthy as my opponent.

ItsaRandomUsername
October 9th, 2011, 01:51 AM
"But seriously though, when I was young, I went to a Chinese SeaWorld and was inappropriately touched by a pack of dolphins. My life was forever changed from that point on."

-Techlology

Techlet
October 9th, 2011, 01:55 AM
;__;

Marth
October 9th, 2011, 02:01 AM
Delicious tears are delicious.

MZeroX
October 9th, 2011, 06:18 AM
"I would have killed the fucker if my friends didn't stop me. I mean seriously. I was invincibly inebriated."
-J.B. "The Failure"

StardustReverie
October 9th, 2011, 11:17 AM
"Okay, okay, I give up. You're right. The endless night, stealing the full moon, hiding the human village, and putting hats on stone statues, it's all Alice's fault. Now, bitch, get out of the way!"

ItsaRandomUsername
October 16th, 2011, 02:50 PM
"I have no hands and I must fap."

- anonymous

SeiKeo
October 16th, 2011, 02:53 PM
But you guys are good at that, right? You've got your homework over here, your Facebook over here, your twitter over here, your porn over here, and then when the porn gets good, you SNAP to the porn, and then it reminds you of someone on Facebook, so you SNAP to the Facebook.

-My math teacher on multitasking.

Sherrinford
October 16th, 2011, 03:03 PM
Your math teacher seems a funny person.

SeiKeo
October 16th, 2011, 03:17 PM
Tis, tis. What else... I remember him talking about "I've jumped out of a C-130 30 times, jack," but I don't remember the context...

Sherrinford
October 16th, 2011, 03:21 PM
Holy shit.

This is exactly something one of my teachers could have said... in fact I have now this mental image of him saying it to the class...




... whoa.

SeiKeo
October 16th, 2011, 03:23 PM
Tall guy from Tennessee who was in the Rangers?

Sherrinford
October 16th, 2011, 03:31 PM
Nah, I think he never even went outside Europe. And he didn't teach math, after all.

But hey, this made me LOL.

Fingolfin
October 16th, 2011, 04:35 PM
"Idiot, everyone knows that explosions are louder in space because there is no air to get in the way."

-Me, after having one to many southern comforts.

"Wait, do you not remember the last game? Does the name 'Saren' ring a bell? I wasn't exactly crying wolf ANY of the six times I told you that there was some serious **** about to go down. What do I have to do, ride an Elcor around the Presidium with a lantern and yell "The Reapers are coming! The Reapers are coming!?"

-Anonymous.

Keyne
October 16th, 2011, 04:38 PM
"<insert an anime girl's, or sometimes, a boy's name> is a slut!"

- Anonymous.

Fingolfin
October 16th, 2011, 04:56 PM
"From Hell's heart I stab at thee!"

-Captain Ahab

"Your chances of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say 'Storms suck!'"

-Anonymous.

Chaos Greyblood
October 16th, 2011, 06:13 PM
"Alright, maggots! Listen up. Popo's about to teach you the pecking order: It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo's stool (CENSORED), Kami, then Popo. Any questions?"

Mr. Popo, DBZ Abridged

Sei
October 16th, 2011, 06:37 PM
"Good game, bitch."
My bro to Terrell. XD

Ivan The Mouse
October 16th, 2011, 07:01 PM
"<insert an anime girl's, or sometimes, a boy's name> is a slut!"

- Anonymous.

"[Sage on email field.] Go back to gaia."
- Anonymous

Chaos Greyblood
October 16th, 2011, 07:02 PM
"Good game, bitch."
My bro to Terrell. XD

"A winner is you!"
Pretty much most sports or some adventure games from the 1980s and early 90s. =/

Yeaaaaaaah.

MZeroX
October 18th, 2011, 04:55 AM
you know what. i overuse this already, so it belongs here subjectively.
http://i45.tinypic.com/2gwyzgl.jpg

2ndsly
October 18th, 2011, 12:50 PM
Tragedies happen.
-Dr. House

Chaos Greyblood
October 18th, 2011, 12:59 PM
San Bai Man.... I admit at first I read that as Saibaman. You know, those green little things from Dragon Ball Z?

'Vegeta! You think that just because you're the Prince of all Saiyans, you're the best there is at what you do, but let Recoome tell ya somethin', brother (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HulkHogan), you ain't no Wolverine (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Wolverine), and you ain't got what it takes to step up to a FIVE-TIME CHAMPION! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BookerT) You see, Vegeta, you sit there and brag about how the Saiyans are the mightiest warriors in all the universe! How they're the most ruthless! Well, look where they are now... DEAD! You talk about your legends, and your warrior race, and your pride, but that doesn't mean a damn thing to this man! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DwayneJohnson) BECAUSE THE NAME'S, RECOOME! AND IT RHYMES, WITH DOOM! AND YOU'RE GONNA BE HURTIN', ALL! TOO! SOOOOON!'

Recoome from DBZ Abridged

skyfire
October 19th, 2011, 10:53 AM
Some of my favorite quotes
"Remembering the melancholy of human existence... Even ghosts stray from the path of righteousness..."
Yuyuko Saigyouji - Touhou Youyoumu

"Teach me how to make babies!" (or something like that)
Shana - Shakugan no Shana

"Spot an inconsistency? Need an explanation? Pick one:
Magic
Eirin's shady new drug
Yukari's fooling around again
It's a Moriya Shrine conspiracy"
"Templates like that are forbidden"
Touhou Meme

"I am assuming direct control over your hydraulics"
Youtube comment on a glitched mako in ME

KENTA
October 19th, 2011, 11:18 AM
San Bai Man.... I admit at first I read that as Saibaman. You know, those green little things from Dragon Ball Z?

'Vegeta! You think that just because you're the Prince of all Saiyans, you're the best there is at what you do, but let Recoome tell ya somethin', brother (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HulkHogan), you ain't no Wolverine (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Wolverine), and you ain't got what it takes to step up to a FIVE-TIME CHAMPION! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BookerT) You see, Vegeta, you sit there and brag about how the Saiyans are the mightiest warriors in all the universe! How they're the most ruthless! Well, look where they are now... DEAD! You talk about your legends, and your warrior race, and your pride, but that doesn't mean a damn thing to this man! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DwayneJohnson) BECAUSE THE NAME'S, RECOOME! AND IT RHYMES, WITH DOOM! AND YOU'RE GONNA BE HURTIN', ALL! TOO! SOOOOON!'

Recoome from DBZ Abridged

I feel like Austin should be there during the "You sit there and you..." part. Mostly because....

"Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!"

2ndsly
October 19th, 2011, 08:18 PM
"I choose to believe that the white light people sometimes see... they're all just chemical reactions that take place when the brain shuts down.... There's no conclusive science. My choice has no practical relevance to my life, I choose the outcome I find more comforting.... I find it more comforting to believe that this isn't simply a test." [#121]
Dr. House ep. 121

Fingolfin
October 19th, 2011, 08:47 PM
"How many of you do I have to kill before you realize I'm on your side?!"

-Gordon Freeman (Freeman's Mind)

"If there's one way we should be more like the Russians, it's this; they're the only ones who would think to solve a safety problem with explosions."

-Anonymous

Ivan The Mouse
October 20th, 2011, 01:45 AM
"...Brought a ticket to your concert just to come and whip your ass."
~ Emine

Verg Avesta
October 22nd, 2011, 09:18 PM
"'s okay with me"

Philip Marlou

Ivan The Mouse
October 23rd, 2011, 01:38 AM
"Filler" ~ Filler

skyfire
October 30th, 2011, 12:49 PM
"Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrrCY7dgaqs)
-Dawn of War 2

pureauthor
October 30th, 2011, 12:53 PM
A joke from my history class

The summation of Russia's history in a four words: 'Somehow, it got worse.'

SeiKeo
October 30th, 2011, 12:55 PM
....they do never get a break, do they?

esgalia
October 30th, 2011, 03:07 PM
Don't worry! What could possibly go wrong?

Ivan The Mouse
October 30th, 2011, 03:51 PM
Don't worry! What could possibly go wrong?

Everything.

Sei
October 30th, 2011, 05:14 PM
Sean ranting on Resistance

"You c***breathing a**burglar..."

HitokiriNanaya
October 30th, 2011, 05:15 PM
DBZ Abridged Episode 10

Vegeta: "That's it everyone dies!"

Hen_Ichi
October 30th, 2011, 06:12 PM
Vulcan rounds the bases, but neglects to touch home. Nog has the ball at home plate, but can't locate the Vulcan to make the tag.

Nog: What do I do?!
Worf: FIND HIM AND KILL HIM!

skyfire
October 31st, 2011, 09:13 AM
Alice Margatroid: So, for what reason do you worry? About yourself.
Sakuya Izayoi: Because I'm carrying only three changes of clothes. For myself.
Alice Margatroid: Ah, good reason.
Sakuya Izayoi: That, and a spare set of knives too.
Alice Margatroid: Ah, I — KNIVES?!
Touhou Project Dialog - Perfect Cherry Blossom

After all shrine maiden, your two-colored powers are a mere
twenty-eight-point-five-seven-one-four percent as powerful as mine!
Seven Colored Puppeteer, Alice Margatroid - Perfect Cherry Blossom

Can't remember any quotes that aren't touhou-centric right now

Nevsky
October 31st, 2011, 05:16 PM
DBZ Abridged Episode 10

Vegeta: "That's it everyone dies!"
Awesome

2ndsly
October 31st, 2011, 11:48 PM
"Ami," she continued. "Do you still have that book by that Sue guy?"

"Sue?" Ami blinked. "Uh…-"

"The one about war art or whatever it was," the princess reiterated.

"Wait," Ami's face betrayed her disbelieve. "Sun Tzu's: The Art of War?"

"Yeah, that one!" Usagi nodded. "Do you still have it?"

"Yes," Ami continued to look thunderstruck at her friend. "Why."

"I want it."

Silence…

"Usagi," Rei began. "That book is a little-"

"Silence Mars," Usagi snapped without so much as turning her head. Rei snapped her mouth shut with an audible click. The tone in Usagi's voice was enough to make me stop fighting with my own food. Either I'm hearing things, or in the last two minutes, Usagi just grew the biggest pair of brass ones…

"Ami," Usagi continued, her breath was coming out slightly labored. "Can I have that book?"

"What are you planning to do?" the bookworm asked. "I offered that book before and you couldn't even get past the table of contents."

"I'm going to learn about what the dark kingdom is doing," Usagi frowned. "And then I'm going to return the favor…"

"You're going to declare WAR on them?" Makoto's eyes would have bugged out if they could.

"Don't be a dummy!" Rei jumped to her feet.

"MARS," Usagi's tone had a level of 'Don't Fuck With Me' I'd never heard out of her before. Instinctively, I did my best to hunch down and resume eating.

"I'm not going to be quiet," the fire Senshi replied. "You're over reacting to this situation and-"

"REI, DROP IT!" Luna snapped in a regal tone from next to me. "Do NOT argue with the princess."

Rei froze, her mouth working for a rebuttal. She'd probably never been scolded by Luna like that, ever. Her eyes met mine, and the best I could do was screw my face up in a way that said 'sit down, it's safer there'.

"You will not change her mind," Luna continued. "Not like this… I remember this."

"What?" Makoto looked back and forth between them. "What are you-"

"I've seen that look before," Luna glanced at the thunder Senshi. "She looks just like her mother when she made up her mind. Just like Serenity. Just drop it."

My eyes did their best to glance around despite my immobile neck. I felt like I'd suddenly been thrust into a situation that I was at best, completely at its mercy… Despite the fact that it was just a group of fourteen year old girls. I wasn't alone. Chiba seemed to have found a spot in the corner of the room to retreat to and seemed to be trying to find a way not to draw attention to himself.

"So," Usagi continued, letting disarming smile typical of her normal temperament cross her features. "Can you bring me that book Ami-Chan?"

"Uh…" Ami looked around, unsure of how to respond. Nobody said anything. "Sure. Usagi… chan."

"Thank you Ami-Chan!" Usagi all but bubbled. That was a little more like it. Serious Usagi really is creepy after all. I don't think I like it.

"Ne…" Luna began. "Are you really planning to go to WAR with the Dark Kingdom?"

Usagi's smile dropped. Dammit Luna! As much as I want Usagi to take things seriously as you do, I do not like this… Not one bit. Don't make her have that face!

"No," Usagi pouted. "Soldiers make war… I'm not a soldier."

I thought that's what a Senshi was… A soldier, you know, of love and justice? Just what is she-?

"I am Sailor Moon," she glared that Belldandy look at us again. "I am a white mage. White mages do not make war, we love… We tolerate."

"Then what are-" Rei began, but Usagi cut her off with a glare so cold that could have put the sun out.

"I am going to LOVE… and TOLERATE, the SHIT out of them."
from Admiral Tigerclaw's Chaos Theory.

It's the last portion I really wanted to post, but it dosnt quite work without some context.

qsurf
November 1st, 2011, 06:17 AM
An Answer:

Batman doesn't have plot armor. He simply glares at the plot until it pisses itself in terror and gives him exactly what he needs to win before running off to hide in a corner and sucking its metaphorical thumbs.

The Question?
Does Batman have Plot Armor?

Sakuraba Haru
November 1st, 2011, 05:21 PM
"Never shall man take me hence but only he by whose side I ought to hang; and he shall be the best knight of the world." The Inscription on Galahad's Sword.
"Only think Twice." Confucious.
...And that's all.

eddyak
November 3rd, 2011, 04:33 PM
http://i457.photobucket.com/albums/qq292/Eddyak/Untitled-3.jpg

Best. Quote. Ever.