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Kotonoha
January 25th, 2012, 06:51 PM
This topic came up on the fic recs thread and I figured it was worth its own thread.

Chojomeka introduced us to the charming MikeJV37 (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1521244/MikeJV37) who puts G-cup boobs on nine-year-olds.

Another "classic" I mentioned in another thread is Subjugation (http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544188582), a Harry Potter fic (NSFW, NSFsanity). On the Mary Sue front, I offer the adventures of Rose Potter (http://www.scribd.com/doc/60611870/Rose-Potter-and-the-Philosopher-s-Stone-by-Keiran-Halcyon), who is Harry Potter if he were an insufferable naked druid girl.

So, ITT post the very worst that the world of fanfiction has to offer.

In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries
January 25th, 2012, 06:53 PM
Naked Druid girl?

I can't see how that could possibly be insufferable

Kotonoha
January 25th, 2012, 06:54 PM
I know right. But she still manages to be, by the power of Mary Sue.

solopy567
January 25th, 2012, 06:59 PM
I shall name he-who-shall-not-be-named....L33t Horo! The pinnacle of horrible writing and bad ideas!

Chojomeka
January 25th, 2012, 07:02 PM
So, ITT post the very worst that the world of fanfiction has to offer.

*cracks Knuckles* well alrighty then.


Monster High and a Vampire (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7481153/1/Monster_High_and_a_Vampire) » (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7481153/4/Monster_High_and_a_Vampire) by Arsao Tome (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1353077/Arsao_Tome) reviews (http://www.fanfiction.net/r/7481153/)
Thanks for voting! This is the name of the story. sorry it won't let me put the 'Plus' sign on
Crossover - Rosario + Vampire & Monster High - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,365 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-24-11 - Published: 10-21-11 - - Tsukune A.

Yes, apparently you can make a harem anime/manga worse. Thank you Arsao.

Lianru
January 25th, 2012, 07:12 PM
This thread will be...interesting.

edit: Are we supposed to ignore those that are so bad they're not considered fics anymore?

Malgos
January 25th, 2012, 07:12 PM
Yes, apparently you can make a harem manga worse. Thank you Arsao.

Arsao - Putting the plus in harem.

Going to read those 4 chapters, because I think I can take it. Fairly sure I'd normally abandon it, due to the... Summary, if you dare calling it that.

Space_Mook
January 25th, 2012, 07:14 PM
Someone prepare the flamethrowers.

Optimus
January 25th, 2012, 07:17 PM
I'd post a fic I wrote when I entered the Lair and had little to none idea about T-M. It had a Marty Stu main character, horrible puns, and nothing, nothing made sense. At all.

And that's the reason why I write so little nowdays. I still remember what happened two years ago and shiver... ;_;

Malgos
January 25th, 2012, 07:17 PM
edit: Are we supposed to ignore those that are so bad they're not considered fics anymore?

Yes, of course. Look at the title, these are the worst of the worst!

xm0123
January 25th, 2012, 07:31 PM
I give you the worst Evangelion, no, the worst fanfic I've ever read . . . period.

Evangelion 2: The DELTA Invasion (http://www.svamcentral.org/ewic/ms-nge.html). (It's listed under Delta Invasion on the page.) Thirteen chapters of pain. Oh sure, there are MST comments, but they don't elevate it above . . . I wanna say shit, but this is lower than shit.

Also, a long time ago, a now-defunct Sonic fansite hosted some fanfics. Some of them were godawful. One of them was a multi-chapter "epic" that had Sonic cussing up a storm, drug abuse, and prostitution, in a kid's game series. Now, I've seen parodies of Sonic go the Frank Miller route with success, but this took itself way too seriously. I couldn't read past the first chapter. Another one had Eggman finding a relic more powerful than the Chaos and Master Emeralds combined, giving it to Metal Sonic, and having the robot pwn Sonic and friends. It featured Sonic crying, saying, "I am such a failure. Why can't I just kill Robotnik and get it done already?" Yeah, I know, he cried in the Satam series, but it was horrendously OOC. I couldn't read past the third chapter. But like I said, the site's dead, and as far as I know, they're not on FF.net nor anywhere else.

Chojomeka
January 25th, 2012, 07:40 PM
For one of the worst Animes to have ever been made I bring you BL-


Ranma 12 : Welcome to the club (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4252810/1/Ranma_12_Welcome_to_the_club) » (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4252810/4/Ranma_12_Welcome_to_the_club) by Wolvenstrom (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1511239/Wolvenstrom) reviews (http://www.fanfiction.net/r/4252810/) What happens when the boy with no clue about girls is thrown into one of the most fan serviced series in the history of anime. Ranma/ Eiken crossover. rated M just to be safeRated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,766 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 2-18-10 - Published: 5-12-08 - Ranma




Yes Ranma1/2 x Eiken story, I want to see any of you watch Eiken and not feel disgust or admit that Physics is crying in a corner about how it doesn't make sense.

ItsaRandomUsername
January 25th, 2012, 08:01 PM
Good fucking God, just when I finally forgot about the stupidness that is Eiken.

FUCKING SHIT MAKES ME WANT TO KILL SOME PROSTITUTES, PEDDLE CRACK COCAINE TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CHILDREN, RAPE SOMETHING REPEATEDLY (either the dead hookers or the drugged up children, maybe both. I'm not picky.) AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF... FLIP THE BIRD AT A BOX OF ABANDONED KITTENS.

And then eat the kittens.



...or I could just vent online and get it all off my chest like this. That also works.

Lycodrake
January 25th, 2012, 08:03 PM
Obviously IRUN needs his medicine. Where are Sion and Illya?

Chojomeka
January 25th, 2012, 08:13 PM
Hmm, makes me wonder what IRUN's thought are on Kanokon?

ItsaRandomUsername
January 25th, 2012, 08:14 PM
Oddly enough, I like Kanokon for what it's worth.

Don't ask why. Guilty pleasure loldunnothemindisforeveramystery.

Alulim
January 25th, 2012, 09:00 PM
All Eiken does is make me chuckle and shake my head sadly.


Nothing more, nothing less.

Techlet
January 25th, 2012, 09:01 PM
This thread is just made for Beam, huh? :P

Milbunk
January 25th, 2012, 09:02 PM
You know what, I wanna see what the worlds worst FSN fic is. Go ahead and show me I can take probably anything by now.

Aiden
January 25th, 2012, 09:23 PM
Oh poor Beamu. I hope she doesn't notice this one.

Malgos
January 25th, 2012, 09:30 PM
Yes, apparently you can make a harem anime/manga worse. Thank you Arsao.

That was really boring, only real reason it was hard for me to get through it.

I like how in his world it takes around four seconds for people to fall in love, or at least start kissing, then there's also the really bad sex scene. Oh and really who cares that they basically annihilated an entire 'person', just because they wanted their loved one back, pretty selfish. The fights were really bad and totally comical relief, the committee just disbanded due to one single error. Throwing in a random character from another series for no reason. This is probably a fault of the series, but the names were really bad. Also who really cares about power levels, let's just rape them.

Mike1984
January 25th, 2012, 09:36 PM
You know what, I wanna see what the worlds worst FSN fic is. Go ahead and show me I can take probably anything by now.

I think there's quite a lot of competition there, actually. Particularly if you know enough about canon to notice that the writer has clearly not played the game....

My personal "worst fic" was called "Fate/Stay Day", but I think the author's deleted it now, when he realised what a total pile of shit it was....

Chojomeka
January 25th, 2012, 09:36 PM
You seem annoyed Malgos, and yeah I went and wiki'd Monster High before I even read that one...also Arsao needs his man card revoked for even making a Monster High crossover.

O. Hakubi
January 25th, 2012, 09:47 PM
Evangelion 2: The DELTA Invasion (http://www.svamcentral.org/ewic/ms-nge.html).

Oh man, DELTA Invasion. That was great. Did you know that you can make any weapon more dangerous by making it a progressive weapon? Because nothing is more dangerous than an EVA-sized progressive grenade, lemme tell you.



Good fucking God, just when I finally forgot about the stupidness that is Eiken.

...or I could just vent online and get it all off my chest like this. That also works.

No pun intended?

In all seriousness, I've known people who were into the huge tits thing, and even they thought Eiken was insulting and unwatchable. It's like, "yeah, we've got weird fetishes, but we've also got standards."

ItsaRandomUsername
January 25th, 2012, 09:55 PM
Let it be known that my Eiken-RAEG is exaggerated for comedic effect. At the very most I have nothing but indifference for Eiken, if only because it's sooooo boring, it's too loooooong, and it's the first comic that I've (tried to) read which turned me off solely because of the art style.

It takes below average to a whole other level. I'd rather spend my time on quality work.

Malgos
January 25th, 2012, 09:56 PM
You seem annoyed Malgos, and yeah I went and wiki'd Monster High before I even read that one...also Arsao needs his man card revoked for even making a Monster High crossover.

Actually I'm not really annoyed. I just tried to point out some flaws that I still remembered, not to mention I felt like I had to somehow prove that I actually read that.

So far I think I'm fine with anything, as long as they aren't sex scenes that are so disgustingly weird that they shatter my faith in humanity. I already know I can't handle those, so I'm not going to read the dares that are like that.

All in all this one was just boring to me.

Edit: Oh and I didn't look up Monster High.

TypeWannabe
January 25th, 2012, 10:01 PM
Man, Rose Potter feels like a lifetime ago. I can't actually believe people still remember that...series. Ugh, the mere thought of more than one bad fanfic with that....

Fafnir
January 25th, 2012, 10:11 PM
Damn, I had almost forgotten about Eiken.

Techlet
January 25th, 2012, 10:12 PM
I give you the worst Evangelion, no, the worst fanfic I've ever read . . . period.

Evangelion 2: The DELTA Invasion (http://www.svamcentral.org/ewic/ms-nge.html).

Oh fuck.

Froggie
January 25th, 2012, 10:15 PM
It's somehow both amusing and rather sad that this thread is more popular than the one meant to recommend good stories.

Delcer
January 25th, 2012, 10:24 PM
Is it really called masochism if the authors don't actually know how bad they are? Maybe ignorance would be a better term for it.

Aiden
January 25th, 2012, 10:27 PM
I think there's quite a lot of competition there, actually. Particularly if you know enough about canon to notice that the writer has clearly not played the game....

My personal "worst fic" was called "Fate/Stay Day", but I think the author's deleted it now, when he realised what a total pile of shit it was....

The big reason you hate that is Sakura became the main villain and she got killed off.

Not judging, just pointing out the facts. Any other reasons I'm missing though, since I just got the obvious one out of the way?

TypeWannabe
January 25th, 2012, 10:30 PM
Eh, I've also read teh fic, I believe, and yeah, it was pretty bad.

Delcer
January 25th, 2012, 10:33 PM
I think there's quite a lot of competition there, actually. Particularly if you know enough about canon to notice that the writer has clearly not played the game....

My personal "worst fic" was called "Fate/Stay Day", but I think the author's deleted it now, when he realised what a total pile of shit it was....

I read that, it was absolutely mediocre but by no means the worst shit out there. 99% of the crap on FFN is so fucking bad.

Mike1984
January 25th, 2012, 10:36 PM
The big reason you hate that is Sakura became the main villain and she got killed off.

Not judging, just pointing out the facts. Any other reasons I'm missing though, since I just got the obvious one out of the way?

Well, yeah, but the very fact that that happened at all is a pretty good indication that it was a poorly-written fic.

More generally, Shirou was OOC, Rin was OOC, Sakura was horribly OOC, Sakura's death was a blatent Diablous Ex Machina to give some sense of "sadness" to the ending and even the reaction to it was a complete pile of shit. The characterisation was awful in that fic.


I read that, it was absolutely mediocre but by no means the worst shit out there. 99% of the crap on FFN is so fucking bad.

Well, like Aiden said, I am somewhat biased due to the terrible way Sakura was treated in that fic. Hell, I'd expect her to come off better than that (and be better characterised, even) in a fic written by MoB....

RadiantBeam
January 25th, 2012, 10:43 PM
Hey guys, what's this thread abo--

....

Son of a goddamn bitch.

Chojomeka
January 25th, 2012, 10:45 PM
Hey guys, what's this thread abo--

....

Son of a goddamn bitch.

Yeah! Beams here!

Because I love you all, here have this!


Sex Education: Anko Mitarashi Style (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7301426/1/Sex_Education_Anko_Mitarashi_Style) » (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7301426/12/Sex_Education_Anko_Mitarashi_Style) by The Digger (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2005129/The_Digger) reviews (http://www.fanfiction.net/r/7301426/)
Anko Mitarashi has been chosen to teach at the Ninja Academy for the next year. And to the academy's dismay, she's teaching Sex Ed!
Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,178 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 1-25-12 - Published: 8-18-11 - - Anko M.



What really makes this one disturbing is that it has fan art.

RadiantBeam
January 25th, 2012, 10:49 PM
Is it really called masochism if the authors don't actually know how bad they are? Maybe ignorance would be a better term for it.

It's masochism for the readers who have an idea of just how bad the fic is, but decide to read it anyway out of a dark sense of being curious about just how bad it could really be.

Though granted, I cringe plenty when I go back and reread my old work. God I sucked.

Techlet
January 25th, 2012, 10:53 PM
I remember this old Harry Potter harem fic where he soul bonds women with his giant demon dick, can't remember the name though.

Seriously. You can't make this shit up.

Chojomeka
January 25th, 2012, 10:54 PM
Well it could be worse at least we haven't gotten into the vore stories yet...or anyone asking what vore is.

RadiantBeam
January 25th, 2012, 10:56 PM
Well it could be worse at least we haven't gotten into the vore stories yet...or anyone asking what vore is.

I wish I had to ask what vore was.

TypeWannabe
January 25th, 2012, 10:57 PM
I read this one story where this lesbian gets pulled inside this woman's vagina after she took a de-aging potion.

Alulim
January 25th, 2012, 11:14 PM
I read this one story where this lesbian gets pulled inside this woman's vagina after she took a de-aging potion.Ah, the unbirth fetish.

One of the weirder ones out there.

Malgos
January 25th, 2012, 11:23 PM
Well it could be worse at least we haven't gotten into the vore stories yet...or anyone asking what vore is.

If not for the weird stuff on fanfiction.net I'd have to ask what it is. I actually had to look it up just to be sure, not sure if I get minus points for that. Also thanks to ff.net I also know *shudders* what MPreg means and no I didn't read the story, since it was a Twilight crossover, I sadly worked that out myself, otherwise I could've avoided gaining that knowledge.

Also reading the sex education story now.

BananaShiki
January 25th, 2012, 11:24 PM
You know what, I wanna see what the worlds worst FSN fic is. Go ahead and show me I can take probably anything by now.

Challenge Accepted.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7575708/1/Harry_Potter_Bellum_of_Mos
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6340270/1/Jinchuriki_Fate_staynight

BONUS:
http://shugokunisaki.deviantart.com/gallery/

nununu
January 25th, 2012, 11:24 PM
I wish I had to ask what vore was.

Ah, the unbirth fetish.

One of the weirder ones out there.

There are times that I wished I didn't allow my curiosity to get the better of me. Like Sumomo-dou's works.

T.T

Aiden
January 25th, 2012, 11:27 PM
People are disturbed by the unbirth fetish?

Apocrypha!Assassin is displeased with you.

mangafreak7793
January 25th, 2012, 11:29 PM
Weird, Fanfics does not bother me but when I see the fanfics I go into Savonarola-state of burning them.

nununu
January 25th, 2012, 11:30 PM
Challenge Accepted.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7575708/1/Harry_Potter_Bellum_of_Mos
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6340270/1/Jinchuriki_Fate_staynight

BONUS:
http://shugokunisaki.deviantart.com/gallery/

Ron with Casko, huh?

http://i.imgur.com/WnIXj.png

Satehi
January 25th, 2012, 11:31 PM
No such thread is complete without this gemstone right here. (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4719325/1/My_Immortal_REPOST)

Malgos
January 25th, 2012, 11:32 PM
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6340270/1/Jinchuriki_Fate_staynight

Been there, read it up to chapter 15 or something like that, it was the latest chapter back then. I was really bored at that time. If I must I shall pick it up. I think Naruto somehow fighting Alter was where it left off, although I'd rather not waste anymore time with that story.

Edit: Oh also do I get bonus points for being bored enough to read it in one sitting?


People are disturbed by the unbirth fetish?

Apocrypha!Assassin is displeased with you.

I'm a normal person, so yes I'm disturbed by that.

RadiantBeam
January 25th, 2012, 11:33 PM
No such thread is complete without this gemstone right here. (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4719325/1/My_Immortal_REPOST)

See, I can actually laugh at that one.

BananaShiki
January 25th, 2012, 11:35 PM
No such thread is complete without this gemstone right here. (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4719325/1/My_Immortal_REPOST)

This can't be serious...
Is it bad on purpose? Or was the author really this stupid? It's pretty funny though.

Techlet
January 25th, 2012, 11:37 PM
This can't be serious...
Is it bad on purpose? Or was the author really this stupid? It's pretty funny though.

I think it's probably the most ambitious troll attempt ever undertaken by humanity.

Alulim
January 25th, 2012, 11:38 PM
People are disturbed by the unbirth fetish?Not as much as I should be, I assure you.

Aiden
January 25th, 2012, 11:42 PM
It's a pretty good troll.

Chojomeka
January 25th, 2012, 11:45 PM
No such thread is complete without this gemstone right here. (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4719325/1/My_Immortal_REPOST)

*shakes head* everyone should know by now that that's a TROLL fic, I mean it's the most Mary Sue to Mary Sue that ever Mary Sued!

RadiantBeam
January 25th, 2012, 11:47 PM
A name that long has to be a pain in the ass to fit on her driver's license.

BananaShiki
January 25th, 2012, 11:49 PM
>45 chapters
Not sure if I can take that much torture. I still wanna try and read it all.

Chojomeka
January 25th, 2012, 11:52 PM
The person who decided to repost it on FF.net deserves...something for posting it back on F.net although given what they say on the first page...


Okay, since FF has taken away much of our lulz by unpersoning the fanfic (and since the version reposted here isn't complete), I've decided to upload the full thing for posterity. SPREAD THE WORD: THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR LULZ AWAY
For those who don't know, My Immortal is quite possibly the worst (or best, depending on your point of view) fanfic ever. It's very (I must stress, VERY) loosely based off the Harry Potter books, and stars some "goffik" vampire girl named Ebony (aka Enoby, Egogy, Ebondy, Tara, etc.). Seriously, everyone's so out of character it's hilarious. This explanation can't do it justice; go to Encyclopedia Dramatica for the full details.
I have no idea whether the author is totally serious or simply an epic troll; either way, it doesn't matter; she succeeded in entertaining us.

Techlet
January 25th, 2012, 11:53 PM
It's somehow both amusing and rather sad that this thread is more popular than the one meant to recommend good stories.

Now what does this tell you about the demographic of BL?

eddyak
January 25th, 2012, 11:55 PM
I'm pretty sure it's a real fic, if only because surely no troll would be so dedicated or subtle as to name the fic after an Evanescence song.

Edit: Then again, taking my sig into account... Who knows?

RadiantBeam
January 26th, 2012, 12:00 AM
We're a forum of trolls?

eddyak
January 26th, 2012, 12:03 AM
We're a forum of trolls?
Always a possibility.

Aiden
January 26th, 2012, 12:04 AM
It is fact.

Chojomeka
January 26th, 2012, 12:06 AM
Now for a new dose of What? I give you all!...


The Return (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1041573/1/The_Return) » (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1041573/31/The_Return) by Sunshine Temple (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/90308/Sunshine_Temple) reviews (http://www.fanfiction.net/r/1041573/)
Ch28 Redesign and Relaxation Part 2 is now up. After the "Vacation" it's time for the Demon and the Moon Queen to reach an... understanding.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 574,785 - Reviews: 379 - Updated: 1-25-12 - Published: 10-31-02


In this sorrid tale Mamoru dies in a plane crash...for like the nth time and can't be rez'd apparently, so in order to keep the pink-haired pain Pluto decides to get Ranma to be the new Prince of the Earth...but as we all know Murphy doesn't like having it's toys played with without permission so one splash of a broken pipe and we now have one aqua-transexual...succubus Sailor Earth...who can make others into succubi...even guys...especially guys...ugh.

RadiantBeam
January 26th, 2012, 12:07 AM
I never understood the fascination with crossing over Ranma and Sailor Moon.

Then again, I've never read/watched Ranma, so maybe there's something I'm missing.

Malgos
January 26th, 2012, 12:09 AM
Okay so I got to chapter 4, where she basically made a 11 year old have sex with her, I kind of could stand her raping another 11 year old with her breasts, but that's just sick. I could probably press on, if I really wanted to, but I don't want to do that. I'd rather read 1337 horo. Speaking of which do I have to read past whatever chapter I left off of or is 15 or so enough proof? Again I think I can take most stories that don't focus on a weird sexual fetish, although I will probably get bored of them.

Froggie
January 26th, 2012, 12:13 AM
Now what does this tell you about the demographic of BL?

Hmm... Either masochistic or crazy.


In this sorrid tale Mamoru dies in a plane crash...for like the nth time and can't be rez'd apparently, so in order to keep the pink-haired pain Pluto decides to get Ranma to be the new Prince of the Earth...but as we all know Murphy doesn't like having it's toys played with without permission so one splash of a broken pipe and we now have one aqua-transexual...succubus Sailor Earth...who can make others into succubi...even guys...especially guys...ugh.

Oh man, I remember this. I used to be really into Ranma fanfiction back in the day, specially the SM crosses, but this... this was just... crap. Complete and total garbage. I read maybe like the first two chapters, though it was terrible, skipped a few to see if it was still terrible and then promptly dropped it.

Chojomeka
January 26th, 2012, 12:19 AM
Hmm... Either masochistic or crazy.



Oh man, I remember this. I used to be really into Ranma fanfiction back in the day, specially the SM crosses, but this... this was just... crap. Complete and total garbage. I read maybe like the first two chapters, though it was terrible, skipped a few to see if it was still terrible and then promptly dropped it.

Agreed. What's worse is that it has...a fan made video trailer *shakes head in disgust* and let's not even get into Sunshine's EVA fic. Also froggie...quit staring at me it makes me uncomfortable.

Froggie
January 26th, 2012, 12:22 AM
Agreed. What's worse is that it has...a fan made video trailer *shakes head in disgust* and let's not even get into Sunshine's EVA fic.

Glad I've never read that.


Also froggie...quit staring at me it makes me uncomfortable.

Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiii~

Techlet
January 26th, 2012, 12:22 AM
Hmm... Either masochistic or crazy.

One and the same, honestly.

Chojomeka
January 26th, 2012, 12:24 AM
Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiii~

Dammit froggie aren't you supposed to be fishie's stalker!?!

mangafreak7793
January 26th, 2012, 12:24 AM
My inner masochist is weak today and had only skimmed chapter two of the Konoha Cobra.....

Must have been weakened by the Jichuu-something fanfic that i skimmed at.

I shivered while barely reading it.

Malgos
January 26th, 2012, 12:25 AM
One and the same, honestly.

I'm just here to see what people considering to be the worst stuff story wise, without involving weird sexual fetishes. I seem to be allergic to those, so they don't really count, since it's an easy 'victory'.

RadiantBeam
January 26th, 2012, 12:26 AM
I'm just here to see what people considering to be the worst stuff story wise, without involving weird sexual fetishes. I seem to be allergic to those, so they don't really count, since it's an easy 'victory'.

You have not seen the worst of the worst until you've seen the stuff involving sexual fetishes.

Alulim
January 26th, 2012, 12:28 AM
You have not seen the worst of the worst until you've seen the stuff involving sexual fetishes.Meh, everyone has at least one weird fetish that is buried deep down (I have at least two), nothing surprises me anymore.

Froggie
January 26th, 2012, 12:30 AM
Meh, everyone has at least one weird fetish that is buried deep down (I have at least two), nothing surprises me anymore.

I have many weird fetishes.

But that doesn't mean I'm going to write, draw or talk about them.

That would be awkward.

I settle well enough for just the occasional dip, if you know what I mean.

ItsaRandomUsername
January 26th, 2012, 12:31 AM
Fanart.

Why.

Why?

Why?!

I now know why everyone thinks L33T Horo's work is such crap.

*cringes*

*is tempted to bring out a variant of the hooker killing, kid drugging, rapefest indulgence, kitten-eating rant again*

*decides it's not even worth it*

Malgos
January 26th, 2012, 12:31 AM
You have not seen the worst of the worst until you've seen the stuff involving sexual fetishes.

I just read a woman getting a 11 year old to have sex with her! I also listened to the weird thing Seika linked, where an elf had stuff done to her by an orc and it didn't even get to the rape part in that one and I was disgusted. It's just too easy that way, but if it has no use sticking around here, if those are the only really bad ones then I'll probably stop coming here. I mean I was able to take Fate Stay Jinchuuriki or whatever, without much trouble. That has to count for something!

Chojomeka
January 26th, 2012, 12:33 AM
I'm just here to see what people considering to be the worst stuff story wise, without involving weird sexual fetishes. I seem to be allergic to those, so they don't really count, since it's an easy 'victory'.

Here you go...it's rather creepy so let's see how long you can read this one before leaving in disgust.


And If That Don't Work? (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4673040/1/And_If_That_Dont_Work) » (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4673040/11/And_If_That_Dont_Work) reviews (http://www.fanfiction.net/r/4673040/) CH11 up. With enough gun, even an Angel can be destroyed, AT field & all. Wiping-out much of the nearby area, you don't want your Pilot & Ops Director getting caught in the blast. With a proven alternative, Nerv's position has changed & Shinji? Well...Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 232,701 - Reviews: 252 - Updated: 9-20-11 - Published: 11-23-08



It starts off with the beginning of ep.1 but instead of an N2 being used the JDSF has lets the Soviets use a suped up dirty nuke that's kills the angel and leaves Shinji and Misato so irradiated that they glow and slowly die..until they put into de-aged and aged-up rei bodies respectively, also Asuka becomes a robot/cyborg and is the daughter of Doctor Insano...no I am not joking.

ItsaRandomUsername
January 26th, 2012, 12:36 AM
And If That Don't Work had an interesting concept AT FIRST, but then it quickly devolved into stinkiness early on when Lord-Knows-What happened.

Malgos
January 26th, 2012, 12:36 AM
Here you go...it's rather creepy so let's see how long you can read this one before leaving in disgust.



It starts off with the beginning of ep.1 but instead of an N2 being used the JDSF has lets the Soviets use a suped up dirty nuke that's kills the angel and leaves Shinji and Misato so irradiated that they glow and slowly die..until they put into de-aged and aged-up rei bodies respectively, also Asuka becomes a robot/cyborg and is the daughter of Doctor Isano...no I am not joking.

Sure why not, although I warn you I didn't watch the anime. Also damn 200k words, normally I don't mind, but that's about stuff where I know about the original or at least part of the crossover. I hope I don't get bored, that would be a pain going through it then. Actually maybe I should save it for when I get bored and marathon it like Fate stay Jinchuuriki, if that's it's real name.

Edit: Fuck my life, such a long chapter 1, again I don't mind that, but I prefer shorter chapters around gabrielblessings size to motivate me from chapter to chapter. It just gives me the feeling like I accomplished something and keeps me reading.

Alulim
January 26th, 2012, 12:36 AM
It starts off with the beginning of ep.1 but instead of an N2 being used the JDSF has lets the Soviets use a suped up dirty nuke that's kills the angel and leaves Shinji and Misato so irradiated that they glow and slowly die..until they put into de-aged and aged-up rei bodies respectively, also Asuka becomes a robot/cyborg and is the daughter of Doctor Isano...no I am not joking.Hmm...I actually sneaked this one in the old general fanfic recommendations thread as a trolling attempt.



...you had to ruin it.:neco_arc:

Techlet
January 26th, 2012, 12:38 AM
It starts off with the beginning of ep.1 but instead of an N2 being used the JDSF has lets the Soviets use a suped up dirty nuke that's kills the angel and leaves Shinji and Misato so irradiated that they glow and slowly die..until they put into de-aged and aged-up rei bodies respectively, also Asuka becomes a robot/cyborg and is the daughter of Doctor Isano...no I am not joking.

>>Debugging /C: (Brain)

mangafreak7793
January 26th, 2012, 12:39 AM
There is not enough fire for the killing.

Chojomeka
January 26th, 2012, 12:40 AM
I'm surprised that no one's asked if Shinji is still male...no he's not, she's now Rei's "little sister" and dresses in lolita style with a creepy doll hobby, though Isano does steal the spotlight in this fic whenever he shows up...students earning drama credit for taking his science course *snickers*

ItsaRandomUsername
January 26th, 2012, 12:40 AM
Good lord, I know some of my fetishes are eyebrow raising, but SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

There is some crazy stuff here.

:3

RadiantBeam
January 26th, 2012, 12:42 AM
Refresh my memory, who is Isano?

Alulim
January 26th, 2012, 12:42 AM
Good lord, I know some of my fetishes are eyebrow raising, but SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

There is some crazy stuff here.

:3Hmm...really? I read the whole thing (at the time) and there wasn't anything in there that made so much as bat an eyelash.

Then again...I haven't read it in a few months...

Chojomeka
January 26th, 2012, 12:44 AM
Refresh my memory, who is Isano?

Actually I mispelled Insano...also known as...FOR SCIENCE!!!!

ItsaRandomUsername
January 26th, 2012, 12:44 AM
I'm just talking about the internet in general, Alulim m'boy.

I might have a tendency towards lolicon sometimes, but even I keep my nose clean and stay away from crap and the rest of the lower echelons of the world wide web. I have standards, y'know.

Speaking of crap, anyone know of any noteworthy fanfiction that includes scat fetishes? Any of those probably deserve a masochism rec.

nununu
January 26th, 2012, 12:45 AM
Chain Reaction: a collision of interests (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6403932/15/Chain_Reaction_a_collision_of_interests) » (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6403932/15/Chain_Reaction_a_collision_of_interests) by Grimgor Ironhide reviews The TSAB finds and collects the Holy Grail taking it to be a Lost Logia, in response the Grail summons the servants to take it back from Mid-Childa by force. The servants inevitably find themselves facing Nanoha and her friends.Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 254,669 - Reviews: 216 - Updated: 10-22-11 - Published: 10-16-10 - Complete

This one managed to push all my wrong buttons.

mangafreak7793
January 26th, 2012, 12:45 AM
What fic unleashed the Ctuchulu in Malgos mind?

Chojomeka
January 26th, 2012, 12:45 AM
Speaking of crap, anyone know of any noteworthy fanfiction that includes scat fetishes? Any of those probably deserve a masochism rec.

Dude don't bring that shit in here.

Alulim
January 26th, 2012, 12:45 AM
Speaking of crap, anyone know of any noteworthy fanfiction that includes scat fetishes? Any of those probably deserve a masochism rec.I actually remember one...it also involved penii being bitten off.


...it was quickly taken down.

ItsaRandomUsername
January 26th, 2012, 12:46 AM
Vagina dentata/vore AND scat?

Whoa.


Dude don't bring that shit in here.

Hahahaha it's funny because poop.

[/explained the joke]

RadiantBeam
January 26th, 2012, 12:47 AM
Hmm...really? I read the whole thing (at the time) and there wasn't anything in there that made so much as bat an eyelash.

Then again...I haven't read it in a few months...

I'm afraid to ask what you've read.

mangafreak7793
January 26th, 2012, 12:47 AM
Vagina dentata/vore AND scat?

Whoa.

IRUN's mind is blown from the fetishes...

0_0

Radiantbeam: I'm not. Lay it on me!

ItsaRandomUsername
January 26th, 2012, 12:49 AM
Not really.

I just tend to underexpress for the sake of humor. Hard to do on the 'net without any social cues, to be honest.

Alulim
January 26th, 2012, 12:50 AM
I'm afraid to ask what you've read.Countless things.

I, unfortunately, have an inordinate amount of spare time. I tend to read anything I can get my hands on. And with the internet...I can get my hands on practically anything.


Vagina dentata/vore AND scat?

Whoa.Of course it was the main character's mother doing that...and he was supposedly seven years old...


...yeah.

Delcer
January 26th, 2012, 12:53 AM
You guys are so much more eager to share badfics than some of your favorite fics for my general recommendation thread.

RadiantBeam
January 26th, 2012, 12:54 AM
It's because badfics are easier to find.

mangafreak7793
January 26th, 2012, 12:54 AM
You guys are so much more eager to share badfics than some of your favorite fics for my general recommendation thread.

Probably because there are more bad fics then good ones sadly.

Edit: Dammit BEAMU!

Alulim
January 26th, 2012, 12:55 AM
There was also this one Harry Potter fic where Harry ate a dirty diaper...and had an orgasm.




Disgusting.



And no, I will not provide links for this one...I don't want to remember where it is.

RadiantBeam
January 26th, 2012, 12:55 AM
Edit: Dammit BEAMU!

HA!

Chojomeka
January 26th, 2012, 12:55 AM
Here folks give this one a try!


Beating the Bad House Elf (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7163620/1/Beating_the_Bad_House_Elf) by Catatonic Muse reviews (http://www.fanfiction.net/r/7163620/) Written for the Expecting Rain's Cruel and Unusual Pairings Challenge. Warnings: Explicit references to Necrophilia and Pedophilia. Voldemort/Dobby's CorpseHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-9-11 - Voldemort & Dobby - Complete

nununu
January 26th, 2012, 12:56 AM
Countless things.

I, unfortunately, have an inordinate amount of spare time. I tend to read anything I can get my hands on. And with the internet...I can get my hands on practically anything.

Of course it was the main character's mother doing that...and he was supposedly seven years old...


...yeah.

Is this where we profusely thank the existence of editors and censors? Or at least tolerate them?

mangafreak7793
January 26th, 2012, 12:58 AM
There was also this one Harry Potter fic where Harry ate a dirty diaper...and had an orgasm.




Disgusting.



And no, I will not provide links for this one...I don't want to remember where it is.

Though the fic itself is probably awful but I couldn't help but laugh at the ideas.

Alulim
January 26th, 2012, 12:59 AM
Is this where we profusely thank the existence of editors and censors? Or at least tolerate them?Indeed.


The guy didn't even know how to use spaces right, let alone grammar...or proper story structure.


^It was actually surprisingly well written...that only served to make it worse.

Delcer
January 26th, 2012, 01:01 AM
I wish I had to ask what vore was.
Its always saddening to be reminded of the innocence we lost. Nowadays our prespectives are forever tainted with a cynicism that only the internet can instill in us. =(


It's because badfics are easier to find.
But I'm sure everyone here has at least one fic that they always eventually return to. A fic that we nostalgically look back on, which we can actually relive with the same delight as we did in the past many years after.

mangafreak7793
January 26th, 2012, 01:03 AM
^It was actually surprisingly well written...that only served to make it worse.


All the more reason to laugh harder if not more morbidly.

Though I'm a little late to be asking this but does anybody feel slightly disturbed about a whispering deer skull if not just a little creepy?

BananaShiki
January 26th, 2012, 01:05 AM
You guys are so much more eager to share badfics than some of your favorite fics for my general recommendation thread.

Well, I think that bad fics are "better" than the good ones actually. If that makes any sense.
Atleast you get a good laugh sometimes.
Now what's this about fetish fics? Sounds horrible, post some of those.

Alulim
January 26th, 2012, 01:05 AM
Though I'm a little late to be asking this but does anybody feel slightly disturbed about a whispering deer skull if not just a little creepy?Hmm? What could you possibly mean? Ufufufufufufufu...

mangafreak7793
January 26th, 2012, 01:06 AM
Hmm? What could you possibly mean?

Nothing. Nothing at all. >_>

ItsaRandomUsername
January 26th, 2012, 01:10 AM
Good fics are harder to post because you not only need to post a link to them, you also need to sell people on why they're good in the first place.

It's a lot easy to say why a fic is horribad and talk about that one.

Delcer
January 26th, 2012, 01:14 AM
Hmm? What could you possibly mean? Ufufufufufufufu...

On a note related to the deer skull, Alulim, were you in BA?


Good fics are harder to post because you not only need to post a link to them, you also need to sell people on why they're good in the first place.

It's a lot easy to say why a fic is horribad and talk about that one.

That's so very true. Though sharing something that's you've enjoyed so very much with others brings with it a sense of satisfaction, rather than things that make us retch, even if humorous.

O. Hakubi
January 26th, 2012, 01:15 AM
When it comes to bad fanfics, bringing up the ones focused on really out there fetishes like vore or mpreg is like the nuclear option. Yeah, you can do it, but it's complete overkill and just makes everything horrible and uninhabitable and is really only done when one side doesn't have anything left to lose.


I never understood the fascination with crossing over Ranma and Sailor Moon.

Then again, I've never read/watched Ranma, so maybe there's something I'm missing.

Sailor Moon because it's the first anime most people watched, Ranma because the characters are so bland and one-note that you can put them in basically anything and they'll fit. Though people have conjectured that it's due to other, more sinister possibilities (http://fav.me/d2ar0h0).


stuff about And If That Don't Work

Funny as hell, that has its own article on TV Tropes. Judging from a lot of their recommendations I'm well and convinced that they wouldn't know quality if it fell out of the sky, landed in their ass and started vibrating.

mangafreak7793
January 26th, 2012, 01:16 AM
On second thought...

"Hey Al, What do you think of creepy skull deer who whisper in your ear and chuckle in the shadows and are they cute?"

Alulim
January 26th, 2012, 01:19 AM
On second thought...

"Hey Al, What do you think of creepy skull deer who whisper in your ear and chuckle in the shadows and are they cute?"Upah.

mangafreak7793
January 26th, 2012, 01:20 AM
Upah.

I do not know what that means...

I guess some questions are just not meant to be answered.

*Hands Al some deer biscuits*

Vigilantia
January 26th, 2012, 02:44 AM
I do not know what that means...

I guess some questions are just not meant to be answered.

*Hands Al some deer biscuits*
Upah... That sounds oddly similar to a made up insult from a sci-fi series I used to frequent. (Also had horrible Gary Stus in it but I digress)



Anyways, for everyones viewing pleasure: The Eye of Argon (http://www.bmsc.washington.edu/people/merritt/books/Eye_of_Argon.html)

Now with MST commentary. Fun for the entire family! (scroll down to the bolded text for the actual story)
(http://www.bmsc.washington.edu/people/merritt/books/Eye_of_Argon.html)

Techlet
January 26th, 2012, 03:52 AM
Good fics are harder to post because you not only need to post a link to them, you also need to sell people on why they're good in the first place.

It's a lot easy to say why a fic is horribad and talk about that one.

Also the fear that people will blast apart your favourite fic and won't take your opinions seriously anymore.

I don't think I've rec'd a single fic here.

deviatesfish
January 26th, 2012, 03:53 AM
Every one of my fics are horribad

That's why I have no will to continue

ItsaRandomUsername
January 26th, 2012, 03:56 AM
But Fish has great concepts and actually knows how to write things that aren't piles of garbage!

I like what Fish does, even if Fish isn't convinced it's up to par.

Techlet
January 26th, 2012, 04:04 AM
But Fish has great concepts and actually knows how to write things that aren't piles of garbage!

I like what Fish does, even if Fish isn't convinced it's up to par.

This.

GlanGR
January 26th, 2012, 04:14 AM
Every one of my fics are horribad

That's why I have no will to continue
Avatar strangely fitting here.

Vigilantia
January 26th, 2012, 04:14 AM
I like writers that have confidence issues (up to a certain point). They normally try harder to make better pieces of work. A writer should always be willing to improve and research. Don't give up hope Fish ^_^

Now writers that are arrogant and pompous... Well... we have a few of those in this thread don't we?

Alulim
January 26th, 2012, 05:05 AM
Al is neither.

ItsaRandomUsername
January 26th, 2012, 05:13 AM
I am neither arrogant nor pompous. And I have self-doubts all the way until I post something, even though I know for a fact that my writing is more than okay and that people still can like it.

DreamsRequiem
January 26th, 2012, 05:30 AM
THE EMIYA CLAN.

That is all.

Techlet
January 26th, 2012, 05:47 AM
I'm pretentious as all fuck.

Ivan The Mouse
January 26th, 2012, 05:50 AM
This thread makes me feel insecure about my writing skills...

...Anyway, this is my contribution.



Who took my clothes? (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1164155/1/Who_took_my_clothes) by PajamaLinds (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/216593/PajamaLinds)
A handful of (male!!) Final Fantasy and Lord of the Rings charactors are stranded in a hotel room ... with no clothes? What the heck?! *suggested yaoi (no naughtyness ^^), language warning*

deviatesfish
January 26th, 2012, 05:52 AM
I'll try my best...! >.<

Fafnir
January 26th, 2012, 07:38 AM
If we're talking pompous assholes, I know quite a few. Some of which are, unfortunately, decent writers. :/

... and then there's Perfect Lionheart.

Lycodrake
January 26th, 2012, 08:13 AM
THE EMIYA CLAN.

That is all.
...alright, I'll crawl into a hole and die. *goes to do that*

Fafnir
January 26th, 2012, 08:23 AM
...alright, I'll crawl into a hole and die. *goes to do that* I don't believe you count. You can actually write.

Lycodrake
January 26th, 2012, 08:53 AM
I don't believe you count. You can actually write.
...thanks, but there are better authors that are a part of it. Like Animesage.
There are some there that probably have too large of egos about their writing, though...like maximorph1.

RadiantBeam
January 26th, 2012, 09:12 AM
Sage's Fanfic Theatre (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/the-sage/fanfic-theatre)

Fafnir
January 26th, 2012, 09:29 AM
After just a little more than a hundred posts, we've already lost Beam-chan.

DreamsRequiem
January 26th, 2012, 09:33 AM
Maximorph1 and his piece of shit story that I refuse to name can go bend over backwards and stick their heads up their hairy asses. And anybody, absolutely anybody who calls his story good and actually think it's even worth looking at, needs to go to see a doctor and have their heads checked.

RadiantBeam
January 26th, 2012, 09:34 AM
So he's the one who wrote the infamous Ninja Storm I've heard so much about...

EXiku
January 26th, 2012, 09:39 AM
Wow...I haven't even heard of some of these fetishes...MY INNOCENCE! ;_;

Well, here are some bad fics I've read...this is probably the worst...so bad I left a rage-view...(I couldn't stop myself...)

A Tigers Valentine (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5749792/1/A_Tigers_Valentine) 22 year old Kisa Sohma gets a surpise visit from her Valentine on the day of the 2010 Chinese New Year
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-15-10 - Kisa S. & Hiro S.
I love Fruits Basket...I really do, but most of the fics are just awful...

There was a horrid SoulCalibur (Hwang/Seong Mi-Na) one that I can no longer find...perhaps it's for the best...

I'm really nervous about my writing now...I'm experimenting with lemons right now, and I worry about my inadequate skill. Heck, I'm even more nervous about the fics I'm barely working on...despite challenging myself to keep everyone as in character as possible, I worry about how good a job I'm actually managing ;_;

Also...some Guyver fics are awful...

Lycodrake
January 26th, 2012, 09:39 AM
...I probably have little to no room to speak on the matter...
Since my small number of actual fanfics aren't all that great...and the only one I really feel relatively proud of is the EC compilation for the characters I'm in charge of...

Kotonoha
January 26th, 2012, 10:22 AM
Last night I had a dream (obviously inspired by this thread) where the author of Subjugation came to BL and you guys all loved her fics.

;_;

Also, what's this Emiya Clan thing I keep hearing about?

I3uster
January 26th, 2012, 10:26 AM
It has a page on your favorite website!

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/TheEmiyaClan

Kotonoha
January 26th, 2012, 10:29 AM
I can't understand that article.

Just reading about GB's stuff gives me a headache though, don't think I could bring myself to sit through his fics for real.

I3uster
January 26th, 2012, 10:33 AM
Apparently they are actually pretty good (fics by GB, not the Emiya Clan), it's just that it has a retarded fan following that hypes it to ridiculous levels.

And shit like "by the root", which, now that I mentioned it, will cause this thread to explode into penis jokes any second from now.

Techlet
January 26th, 2012, 10:45 AM
PENIS ROOT IS CONTAGIOUS.

Ivan The Mouse
January 26th, 2012, 10:55 AM
It has a page on your favorite website!

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/TheEmiyaClan

I went through the character sheet.

I GAVE UP AND JUST PLAYED SOMETHING ON KONGREGATE.

Fafnir
January 26th, 2012, 11:12 AM
Just when you don't expect it anymore, that joke raises its head again.

...

... like a penis.

I3uster
January 26th, 2012, 11:13 AM
Oh, I haven't checked that out yet, I wonder how bad thisohgodIwanttomutilatesomething

Chojomeka
January 26th, 2012, 11:24 AM
Even GB himself is horrorfied at what he's done, so no worries...I think?

RadiantBeam
January 26th, 2012, 11:51 AM
How are there 24 wives and only 29 children...?

EDIT: Wait, Blood That Flows also played a role in this? .... Dammit.

Malgos
January 26th, 2012, 11:58 AM
Here folks give this one a try!

I did and I actually managed to finish it, maybe because him doing the corpse was so brief.


Even GB himself is horrorfied at what he's done, so no worries...I think?

Agreed, no worries here. I'm just ignoring the Emiya Clan thing, first time I read it not knowing what 'EC' meant was Gilgamesh as a nanny, which was pretty bad in my opinion. There's also a lot of ocs and I prefer to stay away from those.


I like what Fish does, even if Fish isn't convinced it's up to par.

I also like what Fish does.


Wow...I haven't even heard of some of these fetishes...MY INNOCENCE! ;_;

Well, here are some bad fics I've read...this is probably the worst...so bad I left a rage-view...(I couldn't stop myself...)

Read it, it wasn't too bad for me, although I don't know any Chinese or Japanese.

Also, I think my innocence took a little blow as well, with the penis eating thing, I have stayed away from the other ones and since I already knew of necrophilia that one wasn't anything new, but disgusting nonetheless.

Lycodrake
January 26th, 2012, 12:02 PM
Okay, so I'm apparently contributing to something that all of you despise or hate or RAGE over.
Gee, thanks. I'll go find an anvil to stand under, since then my death will be funny.

RadiantBeam
January 26th, 2012, 12:02 PM
You have grown stronger, Malgos.

I'm so proud of you.

I3uster
January 26th, 2012, 12:08 PM
Okay, so I'm apparently contributing to something that all of you despise or hate or RAGE over.
Gee, thanks. I'll go find an anvil to stand under, since then my death will be funny.
There are far cooler ways of dying, like the superglue wire selfdecapitater.

You shouldn't worry about it, I think there are a lot of people here who wrote horrible, horrible things when they started out.
Just...chill, man.

Lycodrake
January 26th, 2012, 12:09 PM
There are far cooler ways of dying, like the superglue wire selfdecapitater.

You shouldn't worry about it, I think there are a lot of people here who wrote horrible, horrible things when they started out.
...except this is the most recent stuff that I've written. And that I have some pride in. T_T;;;

EXiku
January 26th, 2012, 12:09 PM
Read it, it wasn't too bad for me, although I don't know any Chinese or Japanese.

Also, I think my innocence took a little blow as well, with the penis eating thing, I have stayed away from the other ones and since I already knew of necrophilia that one wasn't anything new, but disgusting nonetheless.
The poor and excessive use of Japanese is what's so bad about it. I know, YMMV on the use of Japanese in English fics, but I hate it and I wouldn't mind it so much if the author actually used it correctly...'Hajimemashite' does not mean 'How are you,' it means 'Pleased to meet you (for the first time)'

For me, that had to be one of the worst fics I've read next to the creepily written Shigure/Tohru ones I come across, or the OP'd Guyver one's I've glanced over. I don't read much fanfics these days anyway...so hard to find a good one...

I knew about certain fetishes, but I had no idea they were on FF.net...I thought they'd all be over at AFF.net...but even so, I don't actively look for them...

Okay, so I'm apparently contributing to something that all of you despise or hate or RAGE over.
Gee, thanks. I'll go find an anvil to stand under, since then my death will be funny.
No~ don't do that~

To enforce what I3uster said, my early fics were utter crap...one was pretty bad, I cancelled it. How long have you been writing for?

Lycodrake
January 26th, 2012, 12:16 PM
No~ don't do that~

To enforce what I3uster said, my early fics were utter crap...one was pretty bad, I cancelled it. How long have you been writing for?
...I've been writing for years...but if you mean fanfic-wise, about 4-5.5 years.
But the most recent are the EC-related ones...and like I said, I actually have some pride in those...
*goes to find a better, more hilarious way to die*

nununu
January 26th, 2012, 12:21 PM
The poor and excessive use of Japanese is what's so bad about it. I know, YMMV on the use of Japanese in English fics, but I hate it and I wouldn't mind it so much if the author actually used it correctly...'Hajimemashite' does not mean 'How are you,' it means 'Pleased to meet you (for the first time)'

This reminds of this CCS fic that abused 'daijoubu' sooooo hard. It was nothing worth remembering though, aside from said abuse, so I forgot the title already.

RadiantBeam
January 26th, 2012, 12:26 PM
This reminds of this CCS fic that abused 'daijoubu' sooooo hard. It was nothing worth remembering though, aside from said abuse, so I forgot the title already.

Fics like those are the reason why the only Japanese I use now in my stories are honorifics. And even those I'll hesitate on if I feel like I don't have a good grasp of them.

I3uster
January 26th, 2012, 12:37 PM
If you translate speech you shouln't keep that imo. It's like leaving "Fräulein" intact when translating something German.
Just because there is no direct way of translating it doesn't mean that it's incredibly important and that the intent can't be captured from context.

And putting it in Fics is just...strange. I mean, you aren't losing anything from the original meaning anyway, because the original language is English.

Kotonoha
January 26th, 2012, 12:44 PM
If you translate speech you shouln't keep that imo. It's like leaving "Fräulein" intact when translating something German.
Just because there is no direct way of translating it doesn't mean that it's incredibly important and that the intent can't be captured from context.

And putting it in Fics is just...strange. I mean, you aren't losing anything from the original meaning anyway, because the original language is English.

Yeah true.

You can't capture the politeness levels of Japanese just by throwing in some sans and chans. Best to just make character relationships obvious through the context.

That or go crazy and make it like "Senpai, watashi am going to cook-masu breakfast"

Lycodrake
January 26th, 2012, 12:45 PM
Quite frankly I think all, or at least most, of you are being elitist about the EC stuff.
But I'm biased, since I take some pride in what I've written for it. Not much, but a little bit.

RadiantBeam
January 26th, 2012, 12:46 PM
Yeah true.

You can't capture the politeness levels of Japanese just by throwing in some sans and chans. Best to just make character relationships obvious through the context.

Eh, fair enough.

I suppose for me it's just a habit. If I have a good enough grasp of the honorifics as they're used by the characters, I don't really have a problem using them in the story I'm writing (my FSN fics being an obvious example). But if I feel like I don't know enough about the honorifics assigned in the series, I just translate to English to be conventional.

Techlet
January 26th, 2012, 12:46 PM
I'd like to take this opportunity to confess that I repurposed the Old Spice routine for an IF omake in a fit of utter madness before I saw the light that was BL.

God, I finally got that off my chest.

I3uster
January 26th, 2012, 12:46 PM
On BL, people get worked up about the littlest things, or we wouldn't have such an entertaining and fucking huge versus thread.
When it comes to Type-Moon there is no community more elitist than us.

Kotonoha
January 26th, 2012, 12:47 PM
Quite frankly I think all, or at least most, of you are being elitist about the EC stuff.
But I'm biased, since I take some pride in what I've written for it. Not much, but a little bit.

So this is a story where Shirou has 20 crossover wives, right?

RadiantBeam
January 26th, 2012, 12:47 PM
So this is a story where Shirou has 20 crossover wives, right?

24.

Kotonoha
January 26th, 2012, 12:48 PM
That's creepy and if you like it you are creepy.

Lycodrake
January 26th, 2012, 12:49 PM
...except that said wives are only from two series: Nasuverse and Sekirei-verse.
Take that as you may. ^^;;;

@Kotonoha: This is BL, I thought everyone here is creepy?

Alulim
January 26th, 2012, 12:50 PM
Al is creepy.



But I don't like it...can I be creepy for an unrelated reason?

Kotonoha
January 26th, 2012, 12:53 PM
...except that said wives are only from two series: Nasuverse and Sekirei-verse.
Take that as you may. ^^;;;

I take that as still creepy.

Man I'm not the biggest feminist in the world, but collecting wives as though they're pokemon just ain't right. Sounds like really sad wish fulfillment.

I3uster
January 26th, 2012, 12:53 PM
Nothing wrong with polygamy, but when I read stuff like this:



Groin Attack (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GroinAttack): Favorite attack. Does it to the president of Iran.



Then I ask myself what the hell this thing is supposed to be. And experience slight jealousy for not being able to kick Ahmadinejad in the balls.

RadiantBeam
January 26th, 2012, 12:53 PM
Al is creepy.



But I don't like it...can I be creepy for an unrelated reason?

You can be creepy because you're Al.

Wait...

Lycodrake
January 26th, 2012, 12:55 PM
I take that as still creepy.

Man I'm not the biggest feminist in the world, but collecting wives as though they're pokemon just ain't right. Sounds like really sad wish fulfillment.
I don't like all that's been done with it, either.
...but you all probably don't give a damn. Since you obviously don't give any part of it, *at all*, a chance.

I3uster
January 26th, 2012, 12:56 PM
Of course not. Since all signs point towards it not being good.

Techlet
January 26th, 2012, 12:56 PM
@Kotonoha: This is BL, I thought everyone here is creepy?

There's good creepy and there's I'll-break-into-your-house-and-piss-in-your-fridge creepy.

Needless to say, BL is good creepy. Mostly.

RadiantBeam
January 26th, 2012, 12:57 PM
I take that as still creepy.

Man I'm not the biggest feminist in the world, but collecting wives as though they're pokemon just ain't right. Sounds like really sad wish fulfillment.

I'm still trying to figure out the damn logistics. If the man has 24 wives, how does he only have 29 children? Is he only having children with like half of them? Two kids per wife alone should bring that number up to 48.

I am probably thinking too hard about the bad fic, but dammit, this is bugging me.

I3uster
January 26th, 2012, 12:57 PM
Don't think your fridge is safe Tech.

EXiku
January 26th, 2012, 12:58 PM
A little late to share my views on Japanese in English fics...so you're free to ignore this, but my reasoning goes - if it's in English based on something Japanese, you're essentially translating the 'Japanese' for an English audience, so there's no need for it.

Aside from it looking weird and then potentially falling into a trap that can be misconstrued (one fic I read had the line 'Teacher...who are these Gaijin?' (Foreigners/Non-Japanese) when it was clear the 'Gaijin' were transfer students...) So if you're not sure, it's best to avoid Japanese in English as much as possible :/

That's my stance.

Lycodrake
January 26th, 2012, 12:58 PM
Of course not. Since all signs point towards it not being good.
...and thus I shall go die hilarously, since the only think I've written that I take a small amount of pride in is part of it.

Techlet
January 26th, 2012, 12:59 PM
Don't think your fridge is safe Tech.

You stay away from my fridge! I've just had it replaced after the last gu-

I3uster
January 26th, 2012, 01:00 PM
If you know what you are doing I can tolerate it, but it never struck me as necessary. It's just odd to add it imo, but if it's your style, and your style is good, why not.

Just, get everything right, and keep it to levels were I can ignore it.


...and thus I shall go die hilarously, since the only think I've written that I take a small amount of pride in is part of it.
Write more or learn to not give a fuck about peoples comments. Those are the only options.

Lycodrake
January 26th, 2012, 01:01 PM
If you know what you are doing I can tolerate it, but it never struck me as necessary. It's just odd to add it imo, but if it's your style, and your style is good, why not.

Just, get everything right, and keep it to levels were I can ignore it.
...obviously this is supposed to encourage me to improve, right? Of course that's what you mean. Hahahaha.

I3uster
January 26th, 2012, 01:02 PM
This part was directed to Exiku, regarding Japanese. It doesn't really make sense in response to your post, your response is under that.

Techlet
January 26th, 2012, 01:02 PM
...obviously this is supposed to encourage me to improve, right? Of course that's what you mean. Hahahaha.

If you need a self-esteem boost, then this thread is made for you.

Heroslayer
January 26th, 2012, 01:03 PM
Just found this thread and has read a few of the recommendations.

*Curled into a little ball and twitching occasionally*

The horror...the horror...

Lycodrake
January 26th, 2012, 01:03 PM
This part was directed to Exiku, regarding Japanese. It doesn't really make sense in response to your post, your response is under that.
...see it now, but the second part I still don't understand. Mostly because I want to get feedback...and by that I mean either constructive criticism or something a little bit encouraging.

@Tech: Obviously.

I3uster
January 26th, 2012, 01:04 PM
If you need a self-esteem boost, then this thread is made for you.

Well, unless we find some incredibly well written scat-necrophilia porn, because that would only lead to low self-esteem AND disgust.

ItsaRandomUsername
January 26th, 2012, 01:04 PM
EC was funny at first...but then some sort of bizarre-ass continuity was set up.

I still check it out for kicks sometimes, but sheesh. OC babies everywhere.

Techlet
January 26th, 2012, 01:05 PM
Well, unless we find some incredibly well written scat-necrophilia porn, because that would only lead to low self-esteem AND disgust.

All in a day's work.


EC was funny at first...but then some sort of bizarre-ass continuity was set up.

I still check it out for kicks sometimes, but sheesh. OC babies everywhere.

EC used to be a crack fic/s, then it took itself seriously.

Lycodrake
January 26th, 2012, 01:06 PM
EC was funny at first...but then some sort of bizarre-ass continuity was set up.

I still check it out for kicks sometimes, but sheesh. OC babies everywhere.
......
Well that's just great.

RadiantBeam
January 26th, 2012, 01:06 PM
Don't make this thread another pity party, Lyco, you've been doing so well recently.

I3uster
January 26th, 2012, 01:08 PM
...see it now, but the second part I still don't understand. Mostly because I want to get feedback...and by that I mean either constructive criticism or something a little bit encouraging.

@Tech: Obviously.
If you take pride in something that people dislike by default because its part of the EC continuum (or whatever the hell you can call it) then write something that's not, or ignore people disliking your work.
As for criticism, you can get that here even for the shabbiest work. I wrote a horrible unatmospheric mess of half-sentences and still got constructive criticism on this board.

Lycodrake
January 26th, 2012, 01:08 PM
Don't make this thread another pity party, Lyco, you've been doing so well recently.
Actually, I'm not feeling self-pity. I think it's more aggravation that people won't even give some of my writing a chance.
Glad that I've been doing well, at least...

@I3uster: ......

Techlet
January 26th, 2012, 01:11 PM
Actually, I'm not feeling self-pity. I think it's more aggravation that people won't even give some of my writing a chance.
Glad that I've been doing well, at least...

I was going to ask for a link to what you wrote for EC.

Then I realized this probably isn't the best thread to do it in.

ItsaRandomUsername
January 26th, 2012, 01:12 PM
The worst thing is that there isn't an Illya OC kid in sight.

Pissed me off and turned me off completely. No homunculove? Seriously, screw that shiznat.
[/partially serious, partially joking]

I3uster
January 26th, 2012, 01:12 PM
Oh yeah, this thread used to have a real topic.

Anyone got something good to share?

Lycodrake
January 26th, 2012, 01:13 PM
I was going to ask for a link to what you wrote for EC.

Then I realized this probably isn't the best thread to do it in.
I doubt there is a thread that would work well to post the link anyway. Doesn't matter, since obviously no one is willing to read it due to being part of the EC.
...except you asked, but you're the only one. Either way.

@IRUN: I asked "why no Illya", and the only answer I got was "post-UBW". ^^;;;

Techlet
January 26th, 2012, 01:13 PM
Anyone got something good to share?

Agony in Pink

Look it up, people.

Malgos
January 26th, 2012, 01:14 PM
Okay, so I'm apparently contributing to something that all of you despise or hate or RAGE over.
Gee, thanks. I'll go find an anvil to stand under, since then my death will be funny.

I don't hate on you or the Emiya clan thing. If you like making ocs that's cool I prefer not to read about them so I avoid the Emiya Clan. It's not like I call anything with ocs bad, I just don't read it, because it's not my thing. I also said I only read that one Gilgamesh as a nanny one and I thought that one was bad.


You have grown stronger, Malgos.

I'm so proud of you.

Thanks, although I'm not sure if that's really a good thing.


I don't like all that's been done with it, either.


...but you all probably don't give a damn. Since you obviously don't give any part of it, *at all*, a chance.

Sure, go link me the emiya clan story that most of the people, who do the emiya clan thing think is good. I may not like ocs, but that doesn't mean I go around calling stories, who contain ocs bad, I just don't read them.

Personally I don't like the 20 or more wife thing either, but it's also a galring damned flaw in the Sekirei setup.

Edit:
Actually, I'm not feeling self-pity. I think it's more aggravation that people won't even give some of my writing a chance.
Glad that I've been doing well, at least...

Whatever link me yours too.

I still need to read that one Evangelion fic that's apparently really bad. I wonder if it's a bad thing that I didn't even have read or watched Evangelion.

Also this thread moves insanely fast.

deviatesfish
January 26th, 2012, 01:15 PM
Don't make this thread another pity party, Lyco, you've been doing so well recently.

I wake up and find this thread four pages into derailment as Lyco constantly posts the exact same post of "I PRIDE IN EMIYA CLAN, YOU GUYS SUCK FOR NOT READING IT MORE, I'M GONNA GO DIE NOW ALL BECAUSE YOU GUYS DON'T LIKE IT, YES NOW, WATCH ME DIE IN A SAD WAY, SO YOU BETTER CHANGE YOU OPINION OR ELSE, YEAH DON'T TURN AWAY! WATCH ME DIEEEEEE, crawling in my skinnnn"

...which made me lol a little and a little mad. Kind of like a bad NTR doujin?

Anyway, a lot of Naruto fics are horrible, but have like 3000 reviews, what gives?

ItsaRandomUsername
January 26th, 2012, 01:15 PM
^
Because the Narutards.

Not Naruto fans. Narutards. Big difference.



@IRUN: I asked "why no Illya", and the only answer I got was "post-UBW". ^^;;;

Yet Rider and Caster are there.

Dead Servants.

I call fucking conceited bullshit, friend.

Heroslayer
January 26th, 2012, 01:16 PM
I wake up and find this thread four pages into derailment as Lyco constantly posts the exact same post of "I PRIDE IN EMIYA CLAN, YOU GUYS SUCK FOR NOT READING IT MORE, I'M GONNA GO DIE NOW ALL BECAUSE YOU GUYS DON'T LIKE IT, YES NOW, WATCH ME DIE IN A SAD WAY, SO YOU BETTER CHANGE YOU OPINION OR ELSE, YEAH DON'T TURN AWAY! WATCH ME DIEEEEEE, crawling in my skinnnn"

...which made me lol a little and a little mad. Kind of like a bad NTR doujin?

Anyway, a lot of Naruto fics are horrible, but have like 3000 reviews, what gives?

Either people are flaming it (god I hope it's this reason) or there are just that many people that like Naruto so much that it blinds them to the crap that they are reading.

I3uster
January 26th, 2012, 01:17 PM
Anyone here know the name of that My Little Pony fanfiction where one Pony turns into Pony-Ed Gein?

Lycodrake
January 26th, 2012, 01:17 PM
Yet Rider and Caster are there.

Dead Servants.

I call fucking conceited bullshit, friend.
...I already pissed off people with attempting to add Medea. Attempts to bring Illya in have been shot down faster than a whole lot of other things. No clue why. =.=

@fish: You need to get your eyes and ears checked if that's what you're seeing or interpreting it as. ^^;

Techlet
January 26th, 2012, 01:19 PM
Anyway, a lot of Naruto fics are horrible, but have like 3000 reviews, what gives?

Because the fanbase is xbox hueg.

ItsaRandomUsername
January 26th, 2012, 01:20 PM
Anyone here know the name of that My Little Pony fanfiction where one Pony turns into Pony-Ed Gein?

...Cupcakes?

I3uster
January 26th, 2012, 01:21 PM
Ahhh yeah, that was it.

ItsaRandomUsername
January 26th, 2012, 01:22 PM
I was LOL'ing the whole way through that one, to be honest.

I3uster
January 26th, 2012, 01:24 PM
I haven't read it because I am not familliar with the characters, but it seems to provoke rather...dramatic reactions in the readers.

Heroslayer
January 26th, 2012, 01:25 PM
I kind of stayed away from the whole My Little Pony thing. What the hell is with that craze anyways?

deviatesfish
January 26th, 2012, 01:28 PM
@fish: You need to get your eyes and ears checked if that's what you're seeing or interpreting it as. ^^;

You kidding, right? You don't see that you've been complaining for several pages now?

Lycodrake
January 26th, 2012, 01:29 PM
You kidding, right? You don't see that you've been complaining for several pages now?
Well, I admit to complaining a bit, yeah. I'll just be shutting up now. :P

SeiKeo
January 26th, 2012, 01:32 PM
I kind of stayed away from the whole My Little Pony thing. What the hell is with that craze anyways?

Basically, because it was for some odd reason kind of good.

deviatesfish
January 26th, 2012, 01:32 PM
Don't like whine with my wine.

Strangely enough actual lemons tend to be better than these crappy harem fics

I3uster
January 26th, 2012, 01:33 PM
I thought the whole thing was irony at first too, but apparently not.

And the porn is sadly also not irony. FFFFFUUUUUURRRRRIIIIIIIEEEEESSS

ItsaRandomUsername
January 26th, 2012, 01:35 PM
Because porn can actually be written well, for starters.

Unless you're one of those types who just doesn't like reading porn period. Then it's your loss/you lucked out.


OH GOD MY LITTLE PONY PORN IT EXISTS HILARIOUSLY ENOUGH

deviatesfish
January 26th, 2012, 01:40 PM
I went and looked for some because of you, iRUN, and it's still better than Emiya Clan or most of these kinds of harem fics... You should check some out! :D

I3uster
January 26th, 2012, 01:43 PM
Cartoon bestiality porn makes me puke.
Gore pictures don't.

The Internet does the strangest things to a person.

EXiku
January 26th, 2012, 01:44 PM
Anyone here know the name of that My Little Pony fanfiction where one Pony turns into Pony-Ed Gein?
THERE'S A FIC LIKE THAT?! *spots the title a while later* While I'm curious...my brother and I have strong feelings about fics based on stories that have been bent to extremes (OOC-ness; OTT implications) to suit the author's needs...

Anyway, a lot of Naruto fics are horrible, but have like 3000 reviews, what gives?
I wrote a Naruto fic back when I enjoyed Naruto (can't stand it now)...I have mixed feelings about it. On the one hand I like it, on the other I want to erase its existence...I don't think I even have more than 10 reviews for it...

I kind of stayed away from the whole My Little Pony thing. What the hell is with that craze anyways?
MLP isn't bad...it's kind of decent. Just the majority of fans blow out of proportion and treat it as though it's the best thing since perforated toilet paper.

Aladar
January 26th, 2012, 01:49 PM
*walks in, doesn't even read others posts*

My Immortal

*walks out*

/thread

deviatesfish
January 26th, 2012, 01:52 PM
Sadly, it's not that bad since the author deliberately set out to write My Immortal like that. Not like others who unintentionally made the crap sack they call a story...

Chojomeka
January 26th, 2012, 01:53 PM
Other pony fics to stay away from are...Rarity's new dress and Sweet Apple Massacre...that one is kinda disturbing even for me.

xm0123
January 26th, 2012, 02:29 PM
Wow, this thread has exploded has exploded since I last posted.

To whoever tried to claim that the writers in this thread are arrogant; I most certainly am not. I'm not as descriptive with words as I'd like to be, and I'm not as well-versed in Nasuverse lore as I should be. And even when recognizing my strengths, I still do so within reason. I do consider writing dialog to be one of my best talents, but I'm not delusional enough to think that I will ever rival Elmore Leonard in that regard.

As for fetishes . . . I've been around humanity long enough to not get freaked out. People like what they like, and you shouldn't be judgmental to those who make theirs known. With that said, catering to fetishes in writing oftentimes compromises the storytelling, so . . . I wouldn't reccomend it.

But you know what bugs me about fanfic culture, at least on FF.net? The people there are deathly afraid of giving out criticism. It's like they think giving even constructive criticism will be interpreted as "flaming" and get their accounts removed. And even when someone does do constructive criticism, they're always like, "I'm sorry for writing this. I'm not flaming you, I just want you to get better!"

And you know what this results in? A lot of the fics linked on this thread have reviews that go, "Oh, this is amazing! Write more!" "I love this fic!" "I can't wait for the next part!" Even though people here clearly hate them.

It's especially annoying in my preferred fanfic fandom, Touhou, when someone does the "Male OC falls into Gensokyo and becomes a super powerful youkai!" schtick without a shred of originality or talent get more reviews than the fics that at least try to be good! Or don't resort to obvious wish-fulfillment.

Oh yeah, you want another badfic by me? This is courtesy of tvtropes' own So Bad, It's Horrible page! (See? It's good for some things!) "One Less Lonely Gur (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7129252/1/One_Less_Lonely_Gurl)l". Yeah, it has "TROLL FIC!" written all over it, but trying to read it even knowing that will break your brain.

RadiantBeam
January 26th, 2012, 04:29 PM
....

Spongebob Squarepants?

Chojomeka
January 26th, 2012, 04:31 PM
A Nihilistic Blade in the Hidden World (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6597945/1/A_Nihilistic_Blade_in_the_Hidden_World) » (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6597945/22/A_Nihilistic_Blade_in_the_Hidden_World) by Ban Moroichi (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/806742/Ban_Moroichi) reviews (http://www.fanfiction.net/r/6597945/)
Betrayed by those he held dear Naruto gives up all he was to become Someone else. Someone more. A Loyal Servant of Aizen Sousuke. upon his death again he returns to the world of the living. As Ulquiorra Schiffer. Ulq/Hina. Props to The Infamous Man!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,722 - Reviews: 1260 - Updated: 11-21-11 - Published: 12-28-10 - - Naruto U./Ulquiorra


Two series that IMO that should never be crossed together...this is an example why.

ItsaRandomUsername
January 26th, 2012, 05:39 PM
At least there aren't any My Little Pony/Neon Genesis Evangelion crossovers on FF.net yet.

...that I know of.

ItsaRandomUsername
January 26th, 2012, 06:10 PM
The Craddle Will Rock (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7292137/1/The_Cradle_Will_Rock) Some AU. Takes place in Hagrid's third year. When Hagrid met Sally. I mean what.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 721 - Published: 8-16-11 - Rubeus H. & Hedwig - Complete

Hagrid on owl egg action.



Without Words (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7698369/1/Without_Words) A truly marvelous pairing. Those who could not feel the sexual tension between the two in the books, were only being bashful. I have wrote up something for those who want to read something beautiful, filled with angst and sensuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-1-12 - Crookshanks & Hedwig - Complete

Crookshanks makes feline lovin' to Hedwig.



This one here (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7033699/1/Hedwig) just cracked me up with its low-class trolling terribadness.

TypeWannabe
January 26th, 2012, 06:20 PM
Gilgamesh's Wacked Out Adventure (http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/1429-FF-Gilgamesh-s-Wacked-Out-Adventure?p=510599&viewfull=1#post510599) by TypeWannabe. A "continuation" to a story I don't believe anybody even knows about, so it's probably all in his delusional head, about Gilgamesh who apparently has been enlisted by Colonel Sanders into a war against an ancient evil from the depths of all Western Europe mythologies that was sealed by the fast food industries for millennium. The writing is shit, the author seems to think this is a YouTube video because there are product placement ads everywhere, Gilgamesh is horribly out of character (seriously, he gets beaten by explosive food), and the other main casts of F/sn hardly get a nod other than Lancelot, a random cameo by Archer, and the 4th War Assassin's dropping in for a dance number. His fans are annoying, they ignore all forms of positive criticism and just bash and call the critics "haters" and the author himself seems to have little regard for conventions. All in all, one of the worst fics you'll ever see. Thankfully, or maybe unfortunately if you're a "fan", the fic hasn't updated in what seems like forever.

BananaShiki
January 26th, 2012, 06:44 PM
At least there aren't any My Little Pony/Neon Genesis Evangelion crossovers on FF.net yet.

...that I know of.

Not a fanfic, but...

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/25800000/Neon-Equus-Evangelion-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-25862091-752-1062.jpg
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvcn3iDK9z1r115oyo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId =AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1327704264&Signature=iL84qeCcV1mvp0X%2BkXqLGSOCXwQ%3D

ItsaRandomUsername
January 26th, 2012, 06:45 PM
That's hilarious.

O. Hakubi
January 26th, 2012, 07:00 PM
*walks in, doesn't even read others posts*

My Immortal

*walks out*

/thread

I like how he thinks he's dropping some sort of thread-ending bomb with that and not just bringing up something that people already covered about two hundred posts back. "Oh man, they're going to flip their shit over this! I can't even see how this plays out!"

deviatesfish
January 26th, 2012, 07:04 PM
I like how he thinks he's dropping some sort of thread-ending bomb with that and not just bringing up something that people already covered about two hundred posts back. "Oh man, they're going to flip their shit over this! I can't even see how this plays out!"


Yep. You summarized my thoughts pretty well.

TypeWannabe
January 26th, 2012, 07:10 PM
I like how you're being an asshole.

Kotonoha
January 26th, 2012, 07:46 PM
My Immortal really isn't as bad as most of the other stuff in this thread seeing as it's a very obvious parody, anyway.

What's worse is the terrible fics that AREN'T intended to be terrible.

(Subju-fucking-gation. Have you guys noticed yet that I'm traumatized by this fic? Goddamn you pregnant hermaphrodite Snape)

Satehi
January 26th, 2012, 07:54 PM
So if you write a bad fic with the intention of writing a bad fic, it's no longer a bad fic?

TypeWannabe
January 26th, 2012, 07:57 PM
"Can't you hear the planet groanin' like a broken down machine, rusted with the guilty tears of fallen kings and queens?

But you and I stand innocent, baby it's a brand new world"

I3uster
January 26th, 2012, 07:57 PM
It evolves into a troll fic.

Mike1984
January 26th, 2012, 08:03 PM
*shakes head* everyone should know by now that that's a TROLL fic, I mean it's the most Mary Sue to Mary Sue that ever Mary Sued!

Yeah, what gives it away to me is the way that, at one point, she calls the character "TaEbony" (or something like that), having mixed up her own name with that of the character. Which would mean that she had to notice what she was doing and then be too lazy to press the delete key....


You have not seen the worst of the worst until you've seen the stuff involving sexual fetishes.

What's wrong with fetishes...?


When it comes to bad fanfics, bringing up the ones focused on really out there fetishes like vore or mpreg is like the nuclear option. Yeah, you can do it, but it's complete overkill and just makes everything horrible and uninhabitable and is really only done when one side doesn't have anything left to lose.

I don't think fics like that are necessarily "bad", though. They're just aimed at a different audience.


I like writers that have confidence issues (up to a certain point). They normally try harder to make better pieces of work. A writer should always be willing to improve and research. Don't give up hope Fish ^_^

Now writers that are arrogant and pompous... Well... we have a few of those in this thread don't we?

Well, this is probably why good fics tend to be less likely to get finished than bad ones. An arrogant writer who can't take criticism tends to be worse, but they're more likely to keep going, whereas a good writer with low self-esteem might give up mid-way through.


Yeah true.

You can't capture the politeness levels of Japanese just by throwing in some sans and chans. Best to just make character relationships obvious through the context.

That or go crazy and make it like "Senpai, watashi am going to cook-masu breakfast"

There are some things that just don't translate at all, though, like "Nee-san" and "Sempai". Trying to write them in English just sounds horrible, because it's unnatural for an English person to speak that way.


Agony in Pink

Look it up, people.

I honestly don't think it's all that bad....


What's worse is the terrible fics that AREN'T intended to be terrible.

It's usually hard to tell, though....

TypeWannabe
January 26th, 2012, 08:06 PM
Anonymous Anonymity? Howsabout that one? I really do like HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH so I'm not going to put it in this thread.

Kotonoha
January 26th, 2012, 08:10 PM
I don't think fics like that are necessarily "bad", though. They're just aimed at a different audience.

I can see where you're coming from (it's not like people with weird fetishes don't have the right to write fics too), but at the same time, sometimes the result is just so very insane you can't help but go WTF.

Chojomeka
January 26th, 2012, 08:13 PM
Anonymous Anonymity? Howsabout that one? I really do like HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH so I'm not going to put it in this thread.

The DRAMATIC readings are hilarious aren't they?

RadiantBeam
January 26th, 2012, 08:15 PM
What's wrong with fetishes...?

Nothing, I just sometimes wish people didn't write stories about them.

Then again, I'm just boring like that, so it's probably just me.

Kotonoha
January 26th, 2012, 08:16 PM
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is not a bad fanfic, it is an awesome one.

Chojomeka
January 26th, 2012, 08:18 PM
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is not a bad fanfic, it is an awesome one.

especially if you don't take it seriously...or listen to people read it.

O. Hakubi
January 26th, 2012, 08:20 PM
I like how you're being an asshole.

It's always good to be loved for who you are. http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b85/ohakubi/hug-emote.gif



So if you write a bad fic with the intention of writing a bad fic, it's no longer a bad fic?

Truly bad fiction - hell, truly bad anything - is about trying to be good and completely, utterly missing the mark. You can't make The Room or Plan 9 From Outer Space or Sailor Moon: American Kitsune or Hellstorm Evangelion intentionally because there's just this energy, this je ne sais quoi that comes with thinking you're making an amazing masterpiece when you really aren't. But you don't know that, so you're going to give it your all anyway. Almost all intentionally bad fics just try too hard to be bad, like the author is jumping up and down shouting "LOL I TROL U" or something, and it just isn't the same. They come on too strong and are too self-aware of their badness, so they can't really stack up to the genuine article.