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Mirri
February 5th, 2012, 12:10 AM
At least for a few more hours...

Anyone else celebrating/did anyone else celebrate?

My celebration:
http://i.imgur.com/AXuJ6.jpg
(http://i.imgur.com/AXuJ6.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/XITs6.jpg)I couldn't find a nicer picture to use for this one, because I was rushing:
http://i.imgur.com/XITs6.jpg
(http://i.imgur.com/XITs6.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/XITs6.jpg)I would've gotten a nicer cake, but the local gourmet bakery just shut down about 3 weeks ago :(

Also, I'm aware I need to windex my display case and clean my desk :)

food
February 5th, 2012, 12:12 AM
....

EDIT:

I genuinely don't know what to say, like, really.

SeiKeo
February 5th, 2012, 12:12 AM
This has got to be a trollpost.

Mirri
February 5th, 2012, 12:13 AM
....

EDIT:

I genuinely don't know what to say, like, really.

It's not super-serious. It's more of a foolish, fun thing.

Also, I've gotten that response a lot.

food
February 5th, 2012, 12:13 AM
This has got to be a trollpost.
I can't really tell.

Kotonoha
February 5th, 2012, 12:13 AM
Actually, February 3 is Rin's birthday.

Mirri
February 5th, 2012, 12:13 AM
Actually, February 3 is Rin's birthday.

Argh, really?! All of the references I found on google said February 4th :(

I had a friend check his UBW Guide booklet and I looked in my F/CM Vol2 Character Material, and I probably just can't read well enough :(


I'm not trolling, I am serious, I was looking forward to this. I guess that I should've just kept this to myself :(

Satehi
February 5th, 2012, 12:14 AM
Looks legit, seem this kind of stuff on 4chan before.

Kotonoha
February 5th, 2012, 12:14 AM
You are one day late for Rin's birthday, YOU ARE UNWORTHY TO BE CALLED A RIN FAN!

Five_X
February 5th, 2012, 12:18 AM
Shit, I don't even go this far for Kohaku's birthday!

Fuck yeah I'm gonna become the ultimate fan. STEP MY GAME UP!

Also yeah there's a character birthday thread in the Fanclubs section of the forum or something.

Mirri
February 5th, 2012, 12:19 AM
You are one day late for Rin's birthday, YOU ARE UNWORTHY TO BE CALLED A RIN FAN!

Are you sure? I just double-checked my Character Material and it says February 4th...

http://i.imgur.com/T2LqV.jpg


I (http://i.imgur.com/T2LqV.jpg)t doesn't say the year here, but I'm quite sure that her birthday is February 4th, 1988...

SeiKeo
February 5th, 2012, 12:20 AM
Shit, I don't even go this far for Kohaku's birthday!

Fuck yeah I'm gonna become the ultimate fan. STEP MY GAME UP!

Also yeah there's a character birthday thread in the Fanclubs section of the forum or something.

Do you have a Kohaku figurine shrine?

food
February 5th, 2012, 12:20 AM
Are you sure? I just double-checked my Character Material and it says February 4th...

http://i.imgur.com/T2LqV.jpg


I (http://i.imgur.com/T2LqV.jpg)t doesn't say the year here, but I'm quite sure that her birthday is February 4th, 1988...
Ouch.

Did Kotonoha just got spine-crushed by 6-post-san?

Five_X
February 5th, 2012, 12:20 AM
Do you have a Kohaku figurine shrine?

No...

I feel ashamed. ;_;

(not that Kohaku really has many figures, though)

Mirri
February 5th, 2012, 12:21 AM
Shit, I don't even go this far for Kohaku's birthday!

Fuck yeah I'm gonna become the ultimate fan. STEP MY GAME UP!

Also yeah there's a character birthday thread in the Fanclubs section of the forum or something.

Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to clutter the forum :( I don't post here a lot, I just lurk occasionally. If this thread warrants a move or close, whoever's in the position to do it feel free.

It's definitely not a troll post though... The second image was definitely more joke-y, but the first one was kinda srs in my Rin fandom.

Crown
February 5th, 2012, 12:23 AM
....

EDIT:

I genuinely don't know what to say, like, really.
You should make Berserker your husbando.

Mcjon01
February 5th, 2012, 12:23 AM
Are you sure? I just double-checked my Character Material and it says February 4th...

http://i.imgur.com/T2LqV.jpg


I (http://i.imgur.com/T2LqV.jpg)t doesn't say the year here, but I'm quite sure that her birthday is February 4th, 1988...

Fate/stay night, years are impossible.

And Rin is Japanese! You didn't take time zones into account. Ya blew it. D:

Mirri
February 5th, 2012, 12:25 AM
Fate/stay night, years are impossible.

And Rin is Japanese! You didn't take time zones into account. Ya blew it. D:


I was late, I know :( I cut it so close, I am disappointed. I'll do better next year! I promise! I'll also get a fancier cake ;)

edit:
Also, re: years, I'm pretty sure that Fate/ZERO has years mentioned it it, like, that Bill Clinton is president and whatnot? And like, particular years? I think there is a time-frame reference in there that gives her a year for her birth date, and if I remember correctly, Fate/Stay Night takes place in the fall of 2004 or 5? I get mixed up with the years, I haven't really done that far of research in to it...

Kotonoha
February 5th, 2012, 12:25 AM
Oh great, it's that confusing issue with Rin and Sakura's birthdays again.

Fate/Zero says Rin is Feb 4 and Sakura is April 2.
TM Ace article on Fate/Zero says Rin is Feb 3 and Sakura is March 2.
CM2 says Rin is Feb 4 and Sakura is March 2.

food
February 5th, 2012, 12:26 AM
This guy looks legit.

And this thread should be pinned.

It is now the gold standard of BL fandom. The man has erected the banner for you to follow.

Up your game, weaklings.

Mcjon01
February 5th, 2012, 12:26 AM
Oh great, it's that confusing issue with Rin and Sakura's birthdays again.

Fate/Zero says Rin is Feb 4 and Sakura is April 2.
TM Ace article on Fate/Zero says Rin is Feb 3 and Sakura is March 2.
CM2 says Rin is Feb 4 and Sakura is March 2.

Majority wins, dates are 2/4 and 3/2. I refuse to ever think about this again.

Crown
February 5th, 2012, 12:27 AM
This guy looks legit.

And this thread should be pinned.

It is now the gold standard of BL fandom. The man has erected the banner for you to follow.

Up your game, weaklings.
There are better.

Five_X
February 5th, 2012, 12:27 AM
Damn, I wish I was rich enough to buy a cake for Kohaku... :|

food
February 5th, 2012, 12:27 AM
There are better.

But the man has set the BL precedent.

Mirri
February 5th, 2012, 12:28 AM
There are better.

Yeah, absolutely. I've seen far better, but I tried ;_;

Crown
February 5th, 2012, 12:28 AM
Damn, I wish I was rich enough to buy a cake for Kohaku... :|

Bake one yourself.

That's extra love, <3.

Satehi
February 5th, 2012, 12:28 AM
Is that a penguindrum background I spy?

Mirri
February 5th, 2012, 12:29 AM
Is that a penguindrum background I spy?

Yep. I'm a pretty big Penguindrum fan, too. Importing the BDs and got a few T-shirts from Penguin Parade and COSPA.

Five_X
February 5th, 2012, 12:29 AM
Bake one yourself.

That's extra love, <3.

"Hey mom, can you help me bake a cake?"

"Why?"

"I need it for my waifu."

SeiKeo
February 5th, 2012, 12:29 AM
Yep. I'm a pretty big Penguindrum fan, too. Importing the BDs and got a few T-shirts from Penguin Parade and COSPA.

You are awesome.

Crown
February 5th, 2012, 12:30 AM
"Hey mom, can you help me bake a cake?"

"Why?"

"I need it for my waifu."
Beta as fuck.


You are awesome.
Two pages ago you called him a troll.

SeiKeo
February 5th, 2012, 12:32 AM
Two pages ago you called him a troll.

Pengiundrum troll is awesome troll.

Mirri
February 5th, 2012, 12:32 AM
Bake one yourself.

That's extra love, <3.

Oh my goodness, I should really do this. I'll start practicing with cakes some time soon so that I can put extra love in. I was thinking about celebrating Sakura's birthday, too, but I only have the Clayz 1/6 Beach Queens Sakura, I don't have a shrine to her :( -- There's not that many figures of Sakura out there.

Also, I need Good Smile Company 1/6 Scale Tohsaka Rin: Kaleido-Ruby

Kotonoha
February 5th, 2012, 12:32 AM
Shinji doesn't have a birthday for me to bake him a cake on... ;_;

Five_X
February 5th, 2012, 12:33 AM
Shinji doesn't have a birthday for me to bake him a cake on... ;_;

Then pretend YOUR birthday is HIS birthday! :D

Clearly, it must be so.

SeiKeo
February 5th, 2012, 12:33 AM
Shinji doesn't have a birthday for me to bake him a cake on... ;_;

Give him one!

food
February 5th, 2012, 12:34 AM
Shinji doesn't have a birthday for me to bake him a cake on... ;_;

You can celebrate the day Zoken acquired Sakura.

That's the birthday of the Shinji we know.

Crown
February 5th, 2012, 12:34 AM
I was thinking about celebrating Sakura's birthday, too, but I only have the Clayz 1/6 Beach Queens Sakura, I don't have a shrine to her :( --
Isn't it sad, Sakura

Satehi
February 5th, 2012, 12:34 AM
Yep. I'm a pretty big Penguindrum fan, too. Importing the BDs and got a few T-shirts from Penguin Parade and COSPA.

I knew I felt a connection with you when I saw that pic no I didn't

Mirri
February 5th, 2012, 12:36 AM
Isn't it sad, Sakura

I'm sorry, Sakura! I like you too, really!

I was gonna get the Makiri's Grail figure, but I didn't have the money at the time :(


Also, oh no, is this thread going to go the tell-tale DERAIL because Sakura was mentioned? x_x

SeiKeo
February 5th, 2012, 12:36 AM
Also, oh no, is this thread going to go the tell-tale DERAIL because Sakura was mentioned? x_x

YOU DON'T BUY SAKURA FIGURES, WHY DO YOU HATE SAKURA

food
February 5th, 2012, 12:36 AM
I'm sorry, Sakura! I like you too, really!

I was gonna get the Makiri's Grail figure, but I didn't have the money at the time :(


Also, oh no, is this thread going to go the tell-tale DERAIL because Sakura was mentioned? x_x

We have trained you well.

Crown
February 5th, 2012, 12:39 AM
Don't worry, Sakura is olev. People don't understand it.

Mcjon01
February 5th, 2012, 12:39 AM
Shinji doesn't have a birthday for me to bake him a cake on... ;_;

I can literally see it:

Q: We have birthdays for a few Fate characters, but what about the others? Shinji, for example.
A: (laughs) Well, you see... it's somewhat embarrassing but it seems even the original author forgot!

TypeWannabe
February 5th, 2012, 12:39 AM
I'm sure people have already mentioned this, but I'm too lazy to go back through and read. But isn't there a birthday thread for this sort of thing?

Mirri
February 5th, 2012, 12:41 AM
I'm sure people have already mentioned this, but I'm too lazy to go back through and read. But isn't there a birthday thread for this sort of thing?

Yeah, apparently, but I didn't know about it when I posted this. Sorry! :(

food
February 5th, 2012, 12:41 AM
I'm sure people have already mentioned this, but I'm too lazy to go back through and read. But isn't there a birthday thread for this sort of thing?

You will have the right to make a thread in General if you order a cake and celebrate it in front of a shrine.

TypeWannabe
February 5th, 2012, 12:48 AM
What the hell, who would do that?

*checks first post in disbelief*

WHAT. THE. FUCK. Words fail me.

food
February 5th, 2012, 12:50 AM
My life is complete.

Now I may go die in peace.

Kotonoha
February 5th, 2012, 12:51 AM
I don't even have a Shinji shrine...

;_;

Mcjon01
February 5th, 2012, 12:51 AM
What the hell, who would do that?

*checks first post in disbelief*

WHAT. THE. FUCK. Words fail me.


It's a chan thing (mostly /jp/ I guess?), pops up every Valentine's day. It was pretty funny when the other boards started making fun of it. Like when people on /fit/ were taking pictures of themselves feeding steak and bowls of oatmeal to pictures of bodybuilders and olympic lifters.

Five_X
February 5th, 2012, 12:51 AM
I don't even have a Shinji shrine...

;_;

Replace that with Kohaku, and you have my version of your sorrow. ;_;

^ oh god lol /fit/

I can imagine /sci/ getting in on it, too...

TypeWannabe
February 5th, 2012, 12:52 AM
Oh, 4chan. Everything makes sense now, in that it doesn't make sense but I am willing to make exceptions.

Kotonoha
February 5th, 2012, 12:52 AM
I don't think it originated on 4chan.

Mirri
February 5th, 2012, 12:53 AM
The best part here (imo) is that I am (exclusively) into dudes, but I still love Rin. She's just that awesome.

Also, I haven't browsed 4chan in years, just for it to be known. I picked up the idea to do it when someone send me some images from 2ch threads of like, Mio from K-ON!'s birthday, and Ritsu, and Yui, and so on and so forth.

EDITTY:


I don't think it originated on 4chan.

You would be correct there, Kotonoha. It originated on 2channel.

Mcjon01
February 5th, 2012, 12:54 AM
I'm sure it originated with weird, lonely Japanese people same as most things that are desperately, unspeakably insane. But 4chan is its home in the west.

Five_X
February 5th, 2012, 12:55 AM
My god, Rin's sexual powers are amazing!

Assisted Consent Rin rises once more!!!

TypeWannabe
February 5th, 2012, 12:55 AM
My life is complete.

Now I may go die in peace.

It's like, I look at the thread title, and I can automatically guess the OP, because you can predict the actions of a sane man. But somebody who erects stalker shrines of fictional characters, hell, stalker shrines at all, and buys a cake for them? HOW COULD I HAVE PREDICTED THAT. HOW.

Kotonoha
February 5th, 2012, 12:56 AM
It's a good excuse to eat cake.

Mirri
February 5th, 2012, 12:56 AM
It's like, I look at the thread title, and I can automatically guess the OP, because you can predict the actions of a sane man. But somebody who erects stalker shrines of fictional characters, hell, stalker shrines at all, and buys a cake for them? HOW COULD I HAVE PREDICTED THAT. HOW.

Oh, poo. You're taking this far too seriously! I did this for fun, not out of some desperate stalker-ish ridiculous 2D-complex love :)

EDIT:


It's a good excuse to eat cake.

Yes, this too! :neco_arc:

Mcjon01
February 5th, 2012, 12:56 AM
It's a good excuse to eat cake.

No, you don't get it. You don't get to eat the cake. THAT CAKE IS RIN'S CAKE.

Tobias
February 5th, 2012, 12:57 AM
I feel like reading this thread must be very similar to ingesting several mild hallucigenics that were never supposed to be combined

Mirri
February 5th, 2012, 12:58 AM
No, you don't get it. You don't get to eat the cake. THAT CAKE IS RIN'S CAKE.

I just tease her with it, and then I say, "NO, RIN! It's my cake! Don't you eat it, or it'll go straight to your thighs!" ::sinistergiggle::

Mcjon01
February 5th, 2012, 01:01 AM
Well sure, but you're just doing it for fun. There are people who actually throw out an entire cake piece by piece, because it's not really giving it away to their waifu if they eat it themselves. It's horrifying.

Five_X
February 5th, 2012, 01:02 AM
I just tease her with it, and then I say, "NO, RIN! It's my cake! Don't you eat it, or it'll go straight to your thighs!" ::sinistergiggle::

Hopefully the cake I give to Kohaku goes to her breasts. Maybe once she gets older she will experience growth in that area!

...but thighs are fine, too~ :P

Mirri
February 5th, 2012, 01:08 AM
Well sure, but you're just doing it for fun. There are people who actually throw out an entire cake piece by piece, because it's not really giving it away to their waifu if they eat it themselves. It's horrifying.

Wouldn't surprise me, at all. That's so wasteful, especially considering how FANCY some of the waifu-birthday / valentines / Christmas cakes I've seen are. I could never do it! I like cake too much.

Five_X
February 5th, 2012, 01:10 AM
Hm. My rationale is, I want to eat the cake for my waifu. Because, if I eat the cake, and the cake is her's, then it's almost like I have her inside me.

Clearly, logic!

Mirri
February 5th, 2012, 01:12 AM
Hm. My rationale is, I want to eat the cake for my waifu. Because, if I eat the cake, and the cake is her's, then it's almost like I have her inside me.

Clearly, logic!


...this makes ridiculously good sense...


and it also makes me think of,
"My hair is in the pie."
"And you ate the pie."
"And now my hair is inside you."
"Do you feel me, Brian?"
"Do you feel me inside of you?"

TypeWannabe
February 5th, 2012, 01:30 AM
*slow clap*

You win a point for the Family Guy reference, and lost that point for making the vestiges of my sanity flee to the coners of the galaxy. Now I can finally stop wasting time and finish what needs to be done, and put up the suggested picture for this week's. And never visit this thread ever again.

Altima of the Gates
February 5th, 2012, 02:40 AM
Well sure, but you're just doing it for fun. There are people who actually throw out an entire cake piece by piece, because it's not really giving it away to their waifu if they eat it themselves. It's horrifying.

Man, that is unforgivable. You just don't waste good cake!
;_;

I3uster
February 5th, 2012, 09:25 AM
I love the tags. And I love you, man.

terraablaze
February 5th, 2012, 10:28 AM
Mein Gott! He is using tags! This thread is great, way better then studying.

Rockxas
February 5th, 2012, 10:51 AM
I am (exclusively) into dudes, but I still love Rin. She's just that awesome.
Same here, though my fanaticism is a few steps below yours, still... Rin: So good not even gay men pass her up.

Mirri
February 5th, 2012, 12:06 PM
Same here, though my fanaticism is a few steps below yours, still... Rin: So good not even gay men pass her up.

We do not [want to pass her up] indeed. She is fantastic.

Formatted for __TRUTH__

edited for clarity. edit in []s

Mike1984
February 5th, 2012, 12:17 PM
Ouch.

Did Kotonoha just got spine-crushed by 6-post-san?

Erm....

http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/members/u111166/jorgiguel-albums-fate-zero-material-part-2-picture126057-tohsaka-rin.jpg

Nasuuuu....


Oh great, it's that confusing issue with Rin and Sakura's birthdays again.

Fate/Zero says Rin is Feb 4 and Sakura is April 2.
TM Ace article on Fate/Zero says Rin is Feb 3 and Sakura is March 2.
CM2 says Rin is Feb 4 and Sakura is March 2.

Doesn't Fate/Zero itself say that Sakura's is March 2nd?

Also, I wasn't aware that CM had birthdays in it. After all, we don't have a date for Shirou....


You can celebrate the day Zoken acquired Sakura.

That's the birthday of the Shinji we know.

We don't know that either....

Mirri
February 5th, 2012, 12:21 PM
Erm....

[snip]

Nasuuuu....



Doesn't Fate/Zero itself say that Sakura's is March 2nd?



We don't know that either....

If it's anything more in favor of the February 4th date, the Unlimited Blade Works Official Guide Book also quotes February 4th as her birth date. But yeah, Nasuuuu....

Kotonoha
February 5th, 2012, 12:24 PM
Doesn't Fate/Zero itself say that Sakura's is March 2nd?

Her profile at the beginning of one of the Zero books says 4.2 IIRC.

I also remember Evo or someone getting a Sakura birthday phone wallpaper on March 2 one year, so since the TM Ace said March 2 as well we kind of assumed the TM Ace dates must be the correct ones (and so Rin would be Feb 3), but now LOL WHO KNOWS.

Mirri
February 5th, 2012, 12:27 PM
Her profile at the beginning of one of the Zero books says 4.2 IIRC.

I also remember Evo or someone getting a Sakura birthday phone wallpaper on March 2 one year, so since the TM Ace said March 2 as well we kind of assumed the TM Ace dates must be the correct ones (and so Rin would be Feb 3), but now LOL WHO KNOWS.

Yeah, the character sheet for Rin & Sakura in the beginning of Volume 2 says 4.2 for Sakura and 2.4 for Rin

http://i.imgur.com/1cjN1.jpg

My theory is that QC was lax and there were typos... but, who knows. Perhaps there's two Rins and two Sakuras!? (edit: Maybe it's Zelretch's doing!)

Or, absolute out-there ridiculous theory, Rin was halfway out at 11:59:XX on February 3rd and wasn't fully out until 12:00:00+ on February 4th and so both are kinda right!

Altima of the Gates
February 5th, 2012, 12:59 PM
Her profile at the beginning of one of the Zero books says 4.2 IIRC.

I also remember Evo or someone getting a Sakura birthday phone wallpaper on March 2 one year, so since the TM Ace said March 2 as well we kind of assumed the TM Ace dates must be the correct ones (and so Rin would be Feb 3), but now LOL WHO KNOWS.

Yeah I remember that, it was Evo. The message was in German iirc. Or some derivative of Nasu's badly done German, more likely. Too bad I didn't save that, he posted it.

Kotonoha
February 5th, 2012, 01:05 PM
Yeah I remember that, it was Evo. The message was in German iirc. Or some derivative of Nasu's badly done German, more likely. Too bad I didn't save that, he posted it.

Well actually, oddly enough...

http://i40.tinypic.com/24pxj6o.jpg
C AHEM PO*AEHNR! Yeah I dunno, maybe has something to do with the Makiris being Russian...? (Though I don't think we actually had that information at the time)

Five_X
February 5th, 2012, 01:07 PM
That would be Japanese-y version of Russian, so... Lussian? :P

Cyrirric?

Kotonoha
February 5th, 2012, 01:08 PM
I think that really does say happy birthday though.

Five_X
February 5th, 2012, 01:10 PM
Might be a direct translation of the silly Engrish "Happy Birthday," though.

Kotonoha
February 5th, 2012, 01:13 PM
I dunno I'm just saying that google searching suggests that "С ДНЁМ РОЖДЕНИЯ" is correct.


Even this phantasmal beast supports my claim.
http://pozdravish.ru/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Malenkie-otkrytki-s-dnem-rozhdenija.jpg

Mike1984
February 5th, 2012, 01:13 PM
Her profile at the beginning of one of the Zero books says 4.2 IIRC.

I also remember Evo or someone getting a Sakura birthday phone wallpaper on March 2 one year, so since the TM Ace said March 2 as well we kind of assumed the TM Ace dates must be the correct ones (and so Rin would be Feb 3), but now LOL WHO KNOWS.

Well, the reason I assume it's March and not April for Sakura is that, if she were born in April and one school year below Rin, she would only be two months younger....

Five_X
February 5th, 2012, 01:15 PM
I dunno I'm just saying that google searching suggests that "С ДНЁМ РОЖДЕНИЯ" is correct.


Even this phantasmal beast supports my claim.
http://pozdravish.ru/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Malenkie-otkrytki-s-dnem-rozhdenija.jpg

It's an elephant, it must be correct.

Altima of the Gates
February 5th, 2012, 01:55 PM
Well actually, oddly enough...

http://i40.tinypic.com/24pxj6o.jpg
C AHEM PO*AEHNR! Yeah I dunno, maybe has something to do with the Makiris being Russian...? (Though I don't think we actually had that information at the time)

Ah, cool you saved i-
Wait. Russian? What the hell? *facepalm*
Where was it said they were Russian? (Though Nasu, if that was true, why wouldn't you make those spells in Russian instead of German? Just wut)

terraablaze
February 5th, 2012, 01:55 PM
One of the Complete Materials I believe.

Kotonoha
February 5th, 2012, 01:58 PM
Yeah it was one of the CMs, can't remember which though. 2 or 3.

EDIT: Yeah CM3's FAQ section.

Crown
February 5th, 2012, 02:26 PM
I'll never browse Type-Moon's japanese mobile site.



;_;

Mike1984
February 5th, 2012, 02:27 PM
(Though Nasu, if that was true, why wouldn't you make those spells in Russian instead of German? Just wut)

Because Sakura isn't a Matou....

Kotonoha
February 5th, 2012, 02:27 PM
Because Sakura is a Tohsaka, not a Matou....

But that's wrong.

Mike1984
February 5th, 2012, 02:42 PM
But that's wrong.

No, it's not. She was born a Tohsaka and I don't think Zouken really taught her much magic. Plus, the scene in question is a battle between sisters, not between the Matou and Tohsaka families....

terraablaze
February 5th, 2012, 02:43 PM
Their sisters that happen to be apart of different families. They call her Matou Sakura for all of eternity. I don't think she's going to go back to being Tohsaka Sakura anytime soon.

Mike1984
February 5th, 2012, 02:57 PM
She's still a Tohsaka by birth, so it makes sense that her innate magic will be Tohsaka, not Matou. And, she continues to be refered to as "Matou" post-HF because, most likely, she'll soon be Emiya Sakura. IMO, if she were free of the Matou family (especially with them dead) and not with Shirou, she'd change her name back, eventually anyway.

Kotonoha
February 5th, 2012, 02:57 PM
So what about HA.

terraablaze
February 5th, 2012, 03:04 PM
He hasn't played it so it doesn't exist?

Mike1984
February 5th, 2012, 03:08 PM
So what about HA.

It's only six months later, it's not even real and the Matous are still alive....

Kotonoha
February 5th, 2012, 03:28 PM
It's "real" in that the characters behave as they normally would.

And Sakura quite happily uses the name Matou for herself.

terraablaze
February 5th, 2012, 03:28 PM
But it's based on all possible events. Therefore there is no possiblity of her changing her name.

Mike1984
February 5th, 2012, 03:57 PM
It's "real" in that the characters behave as they normally would.

And Sakura quite happily uses the name Matou for herself.

Well, it's the name she's gone by for a long time. Plus, the Matous are still alive....


But it's based on all possible events. Therefore there is no possiblity of her changing her name.

I don't think that follows, because her not changing her name is also a "possible event"....

Kotonoha
February 5th, 2012, 03:58 PM
Well, it's the name she's gone by for a long time.

More reason to not want to change it, right?

terraablaze
February 5th, 2012, 03:59 PM
Well, it's the name she's gone by for a long time. Plus, the Matous are still alive....



I don't think that follows, because her not changing her name is also a "possible event"....

Just going by the game's own definition. You would think Kotomine would show up for one scene but apparently his surviving the Holy Grail War is "impossible" so I guess Sakura changing her name is also "impossible".

Mike1984
February 5th, 2012, 04:07 PM
No, because Sakura cannot both change her name and not change it. That's like saying that the fact that Rider, Saber and Caster all show up means that they cannot die in the Grail War, since if they could then they'd be dead in HA....

terraablaze
February 5th, 2012, 04:10 PM
Well they don't show up in all scenes, so in those scenes they might be dead.

Five_X
February 5th, 2012, 04:11 PM
You don't get it.

Sakura changing her name is an "impossibility;" it doesn't even happen in one parallel universe.

However, there are parallel universes where each of the different Servants and such still survive the Grail War, winning it or not.

This is true because Nasu says it is.

Altima of the Gates
February 5th, 2012, 04:13 PM
More reason to not want to change it, right?

Though we don't know if she wouldn't. I don't think she legally can at this age anyway, and likely would only change family registry if Rin asked. Not like she really gets much out of staying though, no inheritance or anything. Though, Kariya didn't change it either, so it might be just a nuisance to do so.

terraablaze
February 5th, 2012, 04:15 PM
Doesn't she technically inherit all that land and those books?

Mcjon01
February 5th, 2012, 04:16 PM
Why would she change her name? It doesn't seem very Sakura-like.

Altima of the Gates
February 5th, 2012, 04:27 PM
Doesn't she technically inherit all that land and those books?

Only if everyone else is dead. Shinji gets the assets iirc. And I don't think it was ever said that Zouken told her about the land owning.
All the stuff in HF True she took seems to be because no one else could take it. The books and the house.

Kotonoha
February 5th, 2012, 04:30 PM
Only if everyone else is dead. Shinji gets the assets iirc. And I don't think it was ever said that Zouken told her about the land owning.
All the stuff in HF True she took seems to be because no one else could take it. The books and the house.

I think Sakura gets the assets and Shinji just is going to show up and say "those are mine, gimme".

At least that's the impression I got.

Altima of the Gates
February 5th, 2012, 04:41 PM
Lol, what was the name of the scene again? I will have to look it over again later, then.

Mike1984
February 5th, 2012, 04:51 PM
Why would she change her name? It doesn't seem very Sakura-like.

Not in the game it's not, but as she comes to terms with what they did to her and reconciles with her true family, I can definitely see her doing so. Also, for that matter, we don't actually hear her last name at any point in HF True, so for all we know she could have changed her name....


I think Sakura gets the assets and Shinji just is going to show up and say "those are mine, gimme".

At least that's the impression I got.

I can't see how that would work in HA, though. And, Shinji is the elder sibling (and male, too), so I would imagine that he would be the default "heir". Unless Zouken explicitly changed it (which seems unlikely to me, since he couldn't give a fuck about either of them and fully intends to outlive them both) Shinji would inherit everything.

Kotonoha
February 5th, 2012, 04:52 PM
Lol, what was the name of the scene again? I will have to look it over again later, then.

五年越しの客

tl;dr he basically says he'll be disowned when he leaves, and he's coming back for the Matous' assets if Zouken dies, so "tell Sakura not to waste it all".

Mcjon01
February 5th, 2012, 04:57 PM
I can't see how that would work in HA, though. And, Shinji is the elder sibling (and male, too), so I would imagine that he would be the default "heir". Unless Zouken explicitly changed it (which seems unlikely to me, since he couldn't give a fuck about either of them and fully intends to outlive them both) Shinji would inherit everything.

But Sakura is the heir. And Shinji is nothing. It's... kind of a thing.

Mike1984
February 5th, 2012, 05:02 PM
But Sakura is the heir. And Shinji is nothing. It's... kind of a thing.

As a magus, yes, but legally I don't see any reason why that would be the case. Zouken has no interest in what happens to them after he dies, so why would he bother to change from the default position or, even, write a will?

Mcjon01
February 5th, 2012, 05:07 PM
I'm almost certain the inheritance of magical books and magical artifacts and magical lands is going to be going through the Association and not thirty different mundane governments. And they're going to be more concerned about which kid is the magical successor, not which one has a penis.

Mike1984
February 5th, 2012, 05:39 PM
Well, yes, magical books etc. would obviously go to Sakura. However, I don't think anything said that Shinji would get those. The house, on the other hand, would definitely go to him, as would any material wealth.

VelspertheCat
February 5th, 2012, 06:31 PM
Hey Mike, I was wondering if you were going to get anything for Sakura this year? Imma gonna get a cupcake if you don't.

ratstsrub
February 5th, 2012, 06:33 PM
Hey Mike, I was wondering if you were going to get anything for Sakura this year? Imma gonna get a cupcake if you don't.

I'd give her a fish.

Mike1984
February 5th, 2012, 06:36 PM
Hey Mike, I was wondering if you were going to get anything for Sakura this year? Imma gonna get a cupcake if you don't.

No, because she's not actually real. Besides, I struggle enough to get gifts for my family, let alone Sakura....

Crown
February 5th, 2012, 06:40 PM
I'd give her a fish.
Best post in the last 10 pages.

mewarmo990
February 5th, 2012, 06:41 PM
This is like... creepy K-ON! level fandom.

To each his own. I guess.

Five_X
February 5th, 2012, 06:43 PM
Ha! Mike isn't going to get anything for HIS waifu, so I can totally be a better fan than him by getting a cake for MY waifu!

March 12th can't come soon enough.

Lycodrake
February 5th, 2012, 06:44 PM
Ha! Mike isn't going to get anything for HIS waifu, so I can totally be a better fan than him by getting a cake for MY waifu!

March 12th can't come soon enough.
So we can out-Mike Mike even more?
Auguest 15 (IIRC) is a while away, but I think I can make it.

I3uster
February 5th, 2012, 06:46 PM
This is like... creepy K-ON! level fandom.

To each his own. I guess.
Shut up, this is the best thing ever (and he doesn't take it too seriously)

Satehi
February 5th, 2012, 06:49 PM
S'not just K-ON fandom that does this, dude.

Altima of the Gates
February 5th, 2012, 07:58 PM
I'm almost certain the inheritance of magical books and magical artifacts and magical lands is going to be going through the Association and not thirty different mundane governments. And they're going to be more concerned about which kid is the magical successor, not which one has a penis.

I dunno. If that was true, you'd be seeing Sakura and Shirou as some high rollers in HF True if such was true. I'd think they would notice the huge rental check for those lands in the mail.


No, because she's not actually real. Besides, I struggle enough to get gifts for my family, let alone Sakura....

Not even a pint in her honor? For shame Mike, for shame.
Kidding, obviously

Mike1984
February 5th, 2012, 08:05 PM
I dunno. If that was true, you'd be seeing Sakura and Shirou as some high rollers in HF True if such was true. I'd think they would notice the huge rental check for those lands in the mail.

Well, they did spend a lot of money to get Shirou a new body. And, honestly, if they are earning a lot I'd imagine they give most of it away. Hell, Shirou himself is supposedly quite wealthy, IIRC. He just refuses to spend any of it.


Not even a pint in her honor? For shame Mike, for shame.
Kidding, obviously

Lol.

Mcjon01
February 5th, 2012, 08:15 PM
Isn't Raiga more or less in control of all the inheritance and stuff?

Mike1984
February 5th, 2012, 08:19 PM
Yeah, but it's Shirou's money. He chooses not to spend it.

SeiKeo
February 5th, 2012, 08:19 PM
I'd guess it's in a trust fund or something, which would mean that he can't do shit with it.

I3uster
February 5th, 2012, 08:20 PM
Raiga probably invested it.
In cocaine.

Mcjon01
February 5th, 2012, 08:23 PM
Yeah, but it's Shirou's money. He chooses not to spend it.

Eh, I just assumed it was one of those situations where rich guy dies and the inheritance gets wrapped up in a trust until the kids are legal adults.

Mike1984
February 5th, 2012, 08:36 PM
Yeah, but the kid usually gets to spend at least some of it, in order to live. I get the impression that Shirou avoids doing so.

ratstsrub
February 5th, 2012, 09:02 PM
Yeah, but the kid usually gets to spend at least some of it, in order to live. I get the impression that Shirou avoids doing so.

No I'm sure it's the opposite, on account of Shirou living and all.

Mike1984
February 5th, 2012, 09:04 PM
Well, he has a job, and IIRC he pays for much of the food etc. that he eats with the money from that (although Sakura supposedly pays half).

Mirri
February 5th, 2012, 10:05 PM
This is like... creepy K-ON! level fandom.


To each his own. I guess.Shut up, this is the best thing ever (and he doesn't take it too seriously)

Yeah. I'm not taking this seriously. I was joking around about it with a few friends and we decided it was an awesome idea, and also, as Kotonoha had pointed out... a good excuse to eat cake.

Plus, it started this fun thread! Even if it's become about Sakura now. It was inevitable, this is Beast's Lair after all.

Kotonoha
February 5th, 2012, 10:15 PM
Well, yes, magical books etc. would obviously go to Sakura. However, I don't think anything said that Shinji would get those. The house, on the other hand, would definitely go to him, as would any material wealth.

Not if he's disinherited though. Which he would be if he were to ever leave Fuyuki (like he plans to in HA).

Oh Zouken, u so crazy and abusive. "You're worthless and I barely acknowledge your existence anyway, but if you ever leave my sight YOU ARE DEAD TO ME"

food
February 5th, 2012, 10:28 PM
Isn't Raiga more or less in control of all the inheritance and stuff?

It probably has more to do with Taiga than Raiga.

Taiga was the one with the unrequited love for Kiritsugu, and taking Shirou under her wing.

Mcjon01
February 5th, 2012, 10:34 PM
Reject. There is no way that... thing could possibly have any capacity for managing estates and inheritances and taxes. I'm going with the Yakuza boss, thanks.

I mean, really, she still gets an allowance.

Five_X
February 5th, 2012, 10:43 PM
Taiga can't even manage her own meals. She couldn't manage the Emiya residence. :P

Raiga, on the other hand, is apparently a genius at that even though he looks like some stereotypical rough old guy.

food
February 6th, 2012, 12:01 AM
Reject. There is no way that... thing could possibly have any capacity for managing estates and inheritances and taxes. I'm going with the Yakuza boss, thanks.

I mean, really, she still gets an allowance.

At least she is better than Kotomine. Kotomine's impotent management of Rin's inheritance caused her to lose the rights to most of the Tohsaka wealth. (Thus why Rin's so hobo compared to Sakura)

Kotonoha
February 6th, 2012, 12:02 AM
Woah, really?

Damn.

Mcjon01
February 6th, 2012, 12:03 AM
That sounds more like something he'd do on purpose and then play dumb about.

food
February 6th, 2012, 12:13 AM
それらの権益は、時臣の死後葵に相続され、さらに葵の死後に凛へと相続される段に なって、後見人である綺礼が実に愚直かつ大雑把な管理をしてくれたため、実入りのいい物件は大方が他人の手 に渡ってしまった。たぶん清貧を旨とする神父と しては教育上宜しくないとでも思ったのだろう。凛は二重の意味で言峰神父に報復ぽんちをしてい いと思う。
"The rights (to the Tohsaka lands) were inherited by Aoi after Tokiomi's death, and subsequently inherited by Rin after Aoi's death. However, under the foolhardy and coarse management of Rin's guardian Kirei, the majority of profitable properties ended up in the hands of others. "

Five_X
February 6th, 2012, 12:16 AM
What a DICK!

food
February 6th, 2012, 12:18 AM
I can't really tell if Kotomine is just bad at business, or he is just doing it for the sake of trolling both generations of the Tohsakas.

Altima of the Gates
February 6th, 2012, 12:20 AM
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he arranged some..interesting medical treatment where they shipped Aoi off to.
Heh, he really wants to get his mileage out of this family, it seems.

Mcjon01
February 6th, 2012, 12:23 AM
I can't really tell if Kotomine is just bad at business, or he is just doing it for the sake of trolling both generations of the Tohsakas.

たぶん清貧を旨とする神父と しては教育上宜しくないとでも思ったのだろう。

For some reason that makes me think it's the latter.

Kotonoha
February 6th, 2012, 12:23 AM
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he arranged some..interesting medical treatment where they shipped Aoi off to.
Heh, he really wants to get his mileage out of this family, it seems.

That's rather morbid of you.

food
February 6th, 2012, 12:25 AM
たぶん清貧を旨とする神父と しては教育上宜しくないとでも思ったのだろう。

For some reason that makes me think it's the latter.


"たぶん"
Perhaps.

The curse of Nasu-brand vagueness. You would never know, because Nasu does not even know what Kotomine was thinking.

Maybe he really did it out of fatherly love for Tohsaka.

Mcjon01
February 6th, 2012, 12:28 AM
Nah, you only see vaguaries because you haven't succumbed to Shroom-level mental pollution yet. That totally says "lol Kotomine trollin". It doesn't matter what the words are, that's what my bones are telling me.

Kotonoha
February 6th, 2012, 12:29 AM
In Nasu-speak, maybe/probably means definitely.

mewarmo990
February 6th, 2012, 12:33 AM
Standard writer's trick - stay vague so you leave doors open in the future and go either way. If people call you out on it you can just refer back to this passage "I said MAYBE"

food
February 6th, 2012, 12:33 AM
たぶん清貧を旨とする神父と しては教育上宜しくないとでも思ったのだろう。凛は二重の意味で言峰神父に報復ぽんちをしてい いと思う。
"Perhaps the priest (Kotomine) believed that the wealth was bad for Rin's upbring, as he believed in the principle of humbleness and poverty. I think Rin should give Father Kotomine a fist of revenge both figuratively and literally."


But Kotomine really cares, why don't you understand?

Altima of the Gates
February 6th, 2012, 12:39 AM
That's rather morbid of you.

Well, he's trolled the parents six feet under, trolled the family friend to his death as well, gave the daughter the knife that killed her father, kept mum about what he found out about the other daughter during the war, slacked off on the inheritance (besides training Rin, and likely that was just to build trust in him as her father's "fervently loyal apprentice" to twist the knife better later) his dialogue with Rin in U/C basically make it seem like he has a checklist of names and he's ticking them off slowly one by one.


"I bet you never thought that I would send both parent and child of your family to their death. Rest in peace, as I will see your sister off, as well."


He's good at making it seem like it was out of his hands though. I mean, she *did* attack him, he was only defending himself.

Mcjon01
February 6th, 2012, 12:43 AM
Kotomine as a priest that makes a principle of honest poverty, that's rich. This is clearly part of his author-fooling double-layered act at feigning innocence. First layer is "oh, dearie me, this business thing is so much harder than I thought, where has all the money gone?", second layer is "okay, you caught me, as a man of god I couldn't stand by and let wealth spoil your growth, so I let your inheritance wither on purpose.", and the final layer is "trolltrolltrolltrolltroll".

terraablaze
February 6th, 2012, 08:47 AM
Waver improves the Bone Spirit of the Moon, Rin is poor because of Kotomine, why are we just hearing this now? I knew there were nuggets hiding somewhere.

Mike1984
February 6th, 2012, 09:28 AM
"The rights (to the Tohsaka lands) were inherited by Aoi after Tokiomi's death, and subsequently inherited by Rin after Aoi's death. However, under the foolhardy and coarse management of Rin's guardian Kirei, the majority of profitable properties ended up in the hands of others. "

Wow....

So, if Aoi had lived, Rin would have been much better off...?


I can't really tell if Kotomine is just bad at business, or he is just doing it for the sake of trolling both generations of the Tohsakas.

I'm guessing it was either done intentionally, or else out of neglect (i.e., he just couldn't give a fuck).

Altima of the Gates
February 6th, 2012, 09:49 AM
Wow....

So, if Aoi had lived, Rin would have been much better off...?

I wouldn't say that really. He'd just make subtle adjustments to his plans to hit Rin that much harder.

The last scene at Tokiomi's funeral he was pretty much disappointed she didn't cry, so he added the icing on the cake. Just think of what he'll do with Aoi if she's still alive. Maybe she would be better off financially...maybe.

Kotonoha
February 6th, 2012, 10:15 AM
Wow....

So, if Aoi had lived, Rin would have been much better off...?

Our top story tonight: kids are better off when their parents aren't dead!

Lycodrake
February 6th, 2012, 10:27 AM
Our top story tonight: kids are better off when their parents aren't dead!
And an added story: local priest arrested for tree molestation.
:P

terraablaze
February 6th, 2012, 10:28 AM
And an added story: local priest arrested for deforestation.
:P
fixed

Lycodrake
February 6th, 2012, 10:30 AM
fixed
True. XP

Kotonoha
February 6th, 2012, 10:30 AM
I think I missed something regarding Kotomine and trees.

I3uster
February 6th, 2012, 10:31 AM
He humped a tree to death in F/Z.

terraablaze
February 6th, 2012, 10:31 AM
It was that one episode that covers his fight with Irisviel and Mayia. He broke a tree with what appeared to be pelvic thrusts (because there was no omniscient narrator to explain his MARTIAL ARTS MADNESS).

Lycodrake
February 6th, 2012, 10:33 AM
He humped a tree to death in F/Z.
Exactly.
...I think Spinach's Sig fits this conversation. :P

Seika
February 6th, 2012, 12:29 PM
Heh. I knew a thread that was only technically relevant for a day would be a good feeding ground. Topics 'Tōsaka inheritance', 'Matō inheritance', 'Irregular Birthdays' and 'Original Zolgen nationality' are being processed.

food
February 6th, 2012, 12:54 PM
It was that one episode that covers his fight with Irisviel and Mayia. He broke a tree with what appeared to be pelvic thrusts (because there was no omniscient narrator to explain his MARTIAL ARTS MADNESS).

Ya, that part must be confusing as hell to those who did not read the novel.

Mcjon01
February 6th, 2012, 12:58 PM
Kotomine twisted pure Baijiquan into something more deadly with the addition of power tree-humping, seems pretty hard to misinterpret.

Kotonoha
February 6th, 2012, 01:05 PM
Heh. I knew a thread that was only technically relevant for a day would be a good feeding ground. Topics 'Tōsaka inheritance', 'Matō inheritance', 'Irregular Birthdays' and 'Original Zolgen nationality' are being processed.

And now, 'Tree Humping'.

Lycodrake
February 6th, 2012, 01:08 PM
And now, 'Tree Humping'.
Or "Kotomine, Arborsexual". :P

food
February 6th, 2012, 01:08 PM
Kotomine twisted pure Baijiquan into something more deadly with the addition of power tree-humping, seems pretty hard to misinterpret.

It's from years of fighting Dead Apostles and heretical magi.

They block and parry Kotomine's reinforced fists and legs, but little do they realise, while they were busy defending normal attacks... BAM! bone-crunch pelvic thrust with the essence of No Second Strike.

This is what First Class Executors are made of.

Lycodrake
February 6th, 2012, 01:11 PM
BAM! bone-crunch pelvic thrust with the essence of No Second Strike.

This is what First Class Executors are made of.
To bad it seems neither Caren nor Rin got to learn this from him. XP
/kicked

food
February 6th, 2012, 01:32 PM
The Bajiquan Spectrum (damage)

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Miyako, normal (false Bajiquan, wtf is this)

Erlkonig
February 6th, 2012, 02:04 PM
Miyako versus Einnashe.

Discuss.

Lycodrake
February 6th, 2012, 02:05 PM
Miyako versus Einnashe.

Discuss.
Wrong thread, Erl?

Mcjon01
February 6th, 2012, 02:05 PM
She dies a quick and greusome death. Why do you hate little girls?

Erlkonig
February 6th, 2012, 02:06 PM
Wrong thread, Erl?

I thought we were talking about tree-humping Bajiquan.

TATARI-influenced Miyako can slay DAAs, so wouldn't she hump Einnashe to death?

food
February 6th, 2012, 02:07 PM
Kotomine vs Forest of Einnashe

Who wins? "Man-slaying tree" or "tree-slaying man"?

Lycodrake
February 6th, 2012, 02:10 PM
Kotomine vs Forest of Einnashe

Who wins? "Man-slaying tree" or "tree-humping man"?
Fixed.

Kotonoha
February 6th, 2012, 03:26 PM
Miyako, normal (false Bajiquan, wtf is this)

A little kid flailing randomly saying I KNOW BAJIQUAN!!! when she really doesn't?

Mike1984
February 6th, 2012, 04:22 PM
I wouldn't say that really. He'd just make subtle adjustments to his plans to hit Rin that much harder.

The last scene at Tokiomi's funeral he was pretty much disappointed she didn't cry, so he added the icing on the cake. Just think of what he'll do with Aoi if she's still alive. Maybe she would be better off financially...maybe.

If Aoi were still alive, though, Kotomine has much less power over Rin.

Apple
February 9th, 2012, 11:47 PM
How the fuck did this thread get to 11 pages, talkin about men fornicating trees no less

Kotonoha
February 9th, 2012, 11:49 PM
Hey, with a name like Apple I bet you're a plant furry like Spinach. You probably enjoy that.

Milbunk
February 9th, 2012, 11:53 PM
Then what would you consider someone with a name like mine to be?

food
February 10th, 2012, 01:50 AM
Then what would you consider someone with a name like mine to be?

Mattress/futon lover?

Elf
February 10th, 2012, 01:55 AM
Mattress/futon lover?

Wait, Archer's not here . . . Oh, that's a couch, never mind.

Five_X
February 10th, 2012, 01:56 AM
Milbunk is not a meme.

Elf
February 10th, 2012, 02:06 AM
You know, Rin got the best birthday present ever when she Summoned Archer.

I3uster
February 10th, 2012, 02:15 AM
"Guy is going to leave you at the hands of a rapist. Also, happy birthday"

BEST.PRESENT.EVER.

food
February 10th, 2012, 02:17 AM
You know, Rin got the best birthday present ever when she Summoned Archer.

Why? It's like getting a tricycle when you wished for a pony.

She wanted Sabre.

Elf
February 10th, 2012, 02:20 AM
"Guy is going to leave you at the hands of a rapist. Also, happy birthday"

BEST.PRESENT.EVER.

Only in one route! The other two he self sacrifices himself for her to survive.


Why? It's like getting a tricycle when you wished for a pony.

She wanted Sabre.

Hey, considering how thrifty Rin is, it's a lot easier and inexpensive to take care of a Tricycle than a pony. You don't need to feed a tricycle, but you have to feed that pony a lot, and that gets expensive.

I3uster
February 10th, 2012, 02:24 AM
Only in one route! The other two he self sacrifices himself for her to survive.

Poor guy. He tries his best, but in the end there is only one rapist at the right spot at the right time.
Even a second life isn't filled with luck after all.

Elf
February 10th, 2012, 02:26 AM
Poor guy. He tries his best, but in the end there is only one rapist at the right spot at the right time.
Even a second life isn't filled with luck after all.

In all honesty, he should have raped her himself. You know, job done right and all of that.

I3uster
February 10th, 2012, 02:34 AM
In all honesty, he should have raped her himself. You know, job done right and all of that.
Poor girl, she only got that half-assed rape from Shirou.

She needs a Shiki in her life.

Seriously, I ship Rin/Shiki. Shirou is just too...slow for her.

Elf
February 10th, 2012, 02:38 AM
Poor girl, she only got that half-assed rape from Shirou.

She needs a Shiki in her life.

Seriously, I ship Rin/Shiki. Shirou is just too...slow for her.

Shirou's too slow for everyone. Except maybe Sakura.

I3uster
February 10th, 2012, 02:40 AM
He tried his best keeping up with her in UBW (and managed to be quite funny...sometimes).

Shiki and Rin interaction however...now that's something I'd like to see.

food
February 10th, 2012, 02:50 AM
Hey, considering how thrifty Rin is, it's a lot easier and inexpensive to take care of a Tricycle than a pony. You don't need to feed a tricycle, but you have to feed that pony a lot, and that gets expensive.

Have you tried explaining to a girl why a tricycle is better than a pony? They throw a tantrum and possible will spit and/or scratch you.

Mike1984
February 10th, 2012, 05:35 AM
Shirou's too slow for everyone. Except maybe Sakura.

What does this mean....?

I3uster
February 10th, 2012, 05:40 AM
I don't know, better start insulting her and find out!

Counterguardian
February 10th, 2012, 08:49 AM
What does this mean....?

It means only Sakura has the patience to deal with Shirou.

Now it's the 11th of February in Australia, what's this thread still doing here?

Keyne
February 10th, 2012, 08:53 AM
It means only Sakura has the patience to deal with Shirou.

Now it's the 11th of February in Australia, what's this thread still doing here?
MESSING WITH YOUR HEAD!!! OCO

Kotonoha
February 10th, 2012, 09:09 AM
Poor girl, she only got that half-assed rape from Shirou.

Shinji could have given her what she wanted if not for that asshole Lancer.

Keyne
February 10th, 2012, 09:21 AM
She'd get a supersized rape free of charge. Now, isn't that a bargain? :O

Mike1984
February 10th, 2012, 09:21 AM
Shinji could have given her what she wanted if not for that asshole Lancer.

What, full-assed rape...?

Keyne
February 10th, 2012, 09:22 AM
What, full-assed rape...?
Oh, her ass'd be full alright~~

Lycodrake
February 10th, 2012, 09:23 AM
*opens mouth*...*closes mouth*
You all have fun cracking jokes about rape. Again. =.=;;;

Spinach
February 10th, 2012, 09:25 AM
We will.

Keyne
February 10th, 2012, 09:25 AM
Well, it never happened anyway...

Kotonoha
February 10th, 2012, 09:29 AM
I know Lyco is probably right, but dammit there is just something about TM that brings out rape jokes from me.

Mike1984
February 10th, 2012, 09:30 AM
The fact that your favourite character has committed rape about 500 times, perhaps...?

Spinach
February 10th, 2012, 09:31 AM
I don't need Type-Moon to bring rape jokes out of me. I just don't have any in my head at the moment for this particular discussion.

Tobias
February 10th, 2012, 09:31 AM
I dunno, shirou and saber always seem to move at the same speed, or maybe its they both find interesting, if someone unique ways to be endearingly thickheaded at times.

I will say it's somewhat novel to see elf suggest archer should have raped rin though, that caught me off guard.

Keyne
February 10th, 2012, 09:50 AM
I dunno, shirou and saber always seem to move at the same speed, or maybe its they both find interesting, if someone unique ways to be endearingly thickheaded at times.
I can't make out the third part of this sentence, Tobias. ;_;

Anyway, Shirou and Saber's sex is just like their relationship, meaning: "I want to protect Shirou/Saber, I'm worried about Shirou/Saber, I want to please Shirou/Saber, etc.". Being in tune is normal, since both want to please the other equally. The result of that being that powerful, mutual orgasm they had in Fate's second H-scene.

terraablaze
February 10th, 2012, 10:05 AM
I am disappoint Tobias, all this talk about rape and no Blazing Saddles reference.

@I3uster
it probably would be like her interactions with Azaka, but without the romantic rivalry.

Mike1984
February 10th, 2012, 10:35 AM
I can't make out the third part of this sentence, Tobias. ;_;

Anyway, Shirou and Saber's sex is just like their relationship, meaning: "I want to protect Shirou/Saber, I'm worried about Shirou/Saber, I want to please Shirou/Saber, etc.". Being in tune is normal, since both want to please the other equally. The result of that being that powerful, mutual orgasm they had in Fate's second H-scene.

How does that differ from Shirou and Sakura, or even Shirou and Rin...?

Keyne
February 10th, 2012, 10:42 AM
Za Jakkuhama and "fucking like animals".

Tobias
February 10th, 2012, 10:43 AM
Well, that was supposed if somewhat unique, not someone, if that helps



I am disappoint Tobias, all this talk about rape and no Blazing Saddles reference.



Nobody ever gets it though!

Keyne
February 10th, 2012, 10:44 AM
Well, that was supposed if somewhat unique, not someone, if that helps
._.


'C' <(OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Right!)

Counterguardian
February 10th, 2012, 09:22 PM
How does that differ from Shirou and Sakura, or even Shirou and Rin...?

For one, the Queen of Carelessness forgot about the necessity of being properly aroused in preparation for penetration.

Mike1984
February 10th, 2012, 09:25 PM
Yeah, I guess Rin is a bit different. What he said applies pretty much perfectly to Sakura and Shirou, though.

I3uster
February 10th, 2012, 09:41 PM
No Sakura vs Saber shipping wars in the Empress' shrine, you peasants.

Strife ❤️
February 10th, 2012, 09:43 PM
Hey guys what's going on in this thread




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Counterguardian
February 10th, 2012, 10:11 PM
I still find it amusing that Rin and Shirou have a more vibrant and fiery relationship with their constant clashing, while Sakura and Shirou tend to have a more laid-back and mature relationship.

Rin, darling, you're the older sister here.

I3uster
February 10th, 2012, 10:23 PM
Not getting raped or molested is bad for your character. Shirou agrees, don't bother him about it.

Elf
February 11th, 2012, 12:31 AM
I dunno, shirou and saber always seem to move at the same speed, or maybe its they both find interesting, if someone unique ways to be endearingly thickheaded at times.

I will say it's somewhat novel to see elf suggest archer should have raped rin though, that caught me off guard.

Hey, I'll admit that some twisted part of me would like to see Archer NTRing Rin away from Shirou.

Kotonoha
February 11th, 2012, 12:35 AM
I still find it amusing that Rin and Shirou have a more vibrant and fiery relationship with their constant clashing, while Sakura and Shirou tend to have a more laid-back and mature relationship.

Rin, darling, you're the older sister here.

"WE MUST FUCK LIKE BUNNIES HUMPHUMPHUMPHUMP" isn't really "mature".

Altima of the Gates
February 11th, 2012, 12:37 AM
Hey, I'll admit that some twisted part of me would like to see Archer NTRing Rin away from Shirou.



I think I heard you say that before actually.


Hey guys what's going on in this thread






The usual.


"WE MUST FUCK LIKE BUNNIES HUMPHUMPHUMPHUMP" isn't really "mature"

The laid-back part is kinda right though. The familiarity and casual affection is probably what he meant by "mature". It's pretty normal though.

Elf
February 11th, 2012, 12:43 AM
"WE MUST FUCK LIKE BUNNIES HUMPHUMPHUMPHUMP" isn't really "mature".

Well, when they're not fucking like bunnies, Sakura and Shirou have this like Japanese married couple vibe.

Saber and Shirou are more like partners and Rin pretty much wears the pants in her relationship with Shirou.

Altima of the Gates
February 11th, 2012, 12:55 AM
Oh, and just so we're back on track, and because it's so appropriate for the thread, here:

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=24835779

In case people haven't seen it yet.

Apple
February 11th, 2012, 01:31 AM
Hey, I'll admit that some twisted part of me would like to see Archer NTRing Rin away from Shirou.

Is it still considered netorare if you're stealing a girl from yourself?

VelspertheCat
February 11th, 2012, 01:33 AM
A more complicated form of being emo? Self cutting turns into stealing the girl from yourself?

Kotonoha
February 11th, 2012, 01:36 AM
Archer doesn't work for NTR, because people will gladly project themselves onto Archer for Rin-sex. There's no rage.

Your NTR-fu is still weak.

food
February 11th, 2012, 02:13 AM
Archer doesn't work for NTR, because people will gladly project themselves onto Archer for Rin-sex. There's no rage.

Your NTR-fu is still weak.
You need someone imposing, violent, and antagonistic.

Berserker, yo.

Apple
February 11th, 2012, 02:23 AM
That guy has lead skin.

It's not NTR anymore, it's called castration.

Keyne
February 11th, 2012, 02:55 AM
The laid-back part is kinda right though. The familiarity and casual affection is probably what he meant by "mature". It's pretty normal though.
Yeah, you also call that friendship.or friendzone

Mirri
February 11th, 2012, 05:02 AM
Oh, and just so we're back on track, and because it's so appropriate for the thread, here:

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=24835779

In case people haven't seen it yet.

It was posted on the 4th, so this thread is now again about "Is Rin's birthday February 3rd or 4th?"

C'mon guys, keep going. Inquiring minds need to know the truth​!

Counterguardian
February 11th, 2012, 06:18 AM
Rin's birthday is whenever I want it to be.

Apple
February 11th, 2012, 06:35 AM
Every day is Rin's birthday. It all depends on which Rin you are talking about.

Ivan The Mouse
February 11th, 2012, 06:54 AM
"WE MUST FUCK LIKE BUNNIES HUMPHUMPHUMPHUMP" isn't really "mature".

Admit it, married couples act like that in their first few months.

Keyne
February 11th, 2012, 07:16 AM
Admit it, married couples act like that in their first few months.
Only if they're not over this before mariage.

Kotonoha
February 11th, 2012, 09:16 AM
Maybe if they're the "no sex until marriage" types.

"WE MUST FUCK LIKE BUNNIES"
"OH GOD, SUPPRESSING MY SEXUALITY FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS RENDERED ME UNABLE TO FUNCTION SEXUALLY"

Tobias
February 11th, 2012, 09:37 AM
I have it on good authority people who intentionally maintain their virginity still masturbate regularly. Why, I hear you can even find them occasionally on those nasty H-game forums!

Kotonoha
February 11th, 2012, 09:55 AM
I have it on good authority people who intentionally maintain their virginity still masturbate regularly. Why, I hear you can even find them occasionally on those nasty H-game forums!

Heh, I'm talking about more the really hardcore Christians.

DON'T MASTURBATE OR LOOK AT PRETTY GIRLS EVER, IT'S BASICALLY ADULTERY AND YOU WILL GO TO HELL. SUPPRESS ALL IMPURE THOUGHTS FOR 20 YEARS
...Okay you're married now, have sex. What are you waiting for, go on.

Keyne
February 11th, 2012, 10:23 AM
Heh, I'm talking about more the really hardcore Christians.

DON'T MASTURBATE OR LOOK AT PRETTY GIRLS EVER, IT'S BASICALLY ADULTERY AND YOU WILL GO TO HELL. SUPPRESS ALL IMPURE THOUGHTS FOR 20 YEARS
...Okay you're married now, have sex. What are you waiting for, go on.
Don't forget to poke them with a stick. That'll get them going!

Altima of the Gates
February 11th, 2012, 11:10 AM
Well, since this is pretty much just spammy now, I'll be closing it, since we've already done our well wishes elsewhere anyway, lol.