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Theocrass
March 19th, 2011, 12:45 AM
Welcome fellow forumites
to the NEGATHREAD!
The place where you are not yourself, but an evil version of yourself who does only things you would never do or say.
This devious thread is hosted by I, Cratheoss, Theocrass' evil brother!

http://i1103.photobucket.com/albums/g461/Theocrass/EVILbear.jpg?t=1300509915

GAR!? I care not for GAR!

So yeah, basically just throw out random things YOU would never say.

04satsujinki40
March 19th, 2011, 12:49 AM
jesus christ. i have a bad feeling about this.

i hope this doesnt turn into the troll thread. =_____=

Tobias
March 19th, 2011, 12:50 AM
There should be more doujins featuring ilya and Len having sex.

TypeWannabe
March 19th, 2011, 12:50 AM
If the negative version of yourself is the bad you...well, I can just be myself here then. Madmen rarely have more than one side to their slasa.

Theocrass
March 19th, 2011, 12:52 AM
There should be more doujins featuring ilya and Len having sex.

This idea does NOT inspire great rage in me. In fact it even somewhat excites me!

Also, I'd like to see a doujin of Alucard and Edward Cullen getting it on with Hitler sandwiched inbetween them.

lilithsama
March 19th, 2011, 12:53 AM
pssh who needs loli sex?
if they don't have d-cup theres no reason to care

Theocrass
March 19th, 2011, 12:55 AM
If the negative version of yourself is the bad you...well, I can just be myself here then. Madmen rarely have more than one side to their slasa.

Well good sir, it's technically the opposite of you. I just said evil because, unlike Theocrass who is a paragon of morality and doormattedness, I am EVIL and like announcing it to the world!

^ I'm afraid I must disagree with you sir. In fourth grader vernacular, breasts are icky.

Tobias
March 19th, 2011, 12:57 AM
I certainly did not, nor was I tempted to text skip the hot springs just trying to get that thrice damned camera to pan down to taiga's chest.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 19th, 2011, 12:59 AM
I'm a conservative moral guardian.

'tis true.

Theocrass
March 19th, 2011, 01:02 AM
^ Son, I am disappoint.

Now I'm off to get that abortion.

King Rorthur
March 19th, 2011, 01:13 AM
But if it's the opposite of me...Then that means that I'm Saber. FFFFF-

Theocrass
March 19th, 2011, 01:18 AM
Naruto and Bleach are literary masterpieces.

Bleach should keep going for 20 more years!

Tite Kubo has never trolled his fans!

One Piece does not rock, it sucks!

I DON'T LIKE PUMPKIN PIE!

ItsaRandomUsername
March 19th, 2011, 01:32 AM
^ Son, I am disappoint.

Now I'm off to get that abortion.


YOU FUCKING BABY KILLER! BURN IN HELL, DOG!

Theocrass
March 19th, 2011, 01:44 AM
B-But babies are delicious! :(

I get an abortion about once a week, and afterwards I have the fetus for lunch.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 19th, 2011, 01:48 AM
Omnomnomnom...fetus

Theocrass
March 19th, 2011, 01:52 AM
This is definitely NOT becoming a troll thread.

Fetus is best slow roasted in an oven, soaking in a pan full of Doctor Pepper.

Also, I do not stalk Alfheim Wanderer!

ItsaRandomUsername
March 19th, 2011, 01:53 AM
I do not stalk Keyne and Theocrass, an neither do the both of them do the reverse. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar.


I also do not stalk Koto.

Theocrass
March 19th, 2011, 01:57 AM
I do not imagine Keyne, IRUn-dono, and myself as a team of Sentai-style crime fighters. But if I did I would be the Brown Ranger, IRUn would be the Purple Ranger, and Keyne would be the Blue Ranger.

I would also like to reaffirm that I do not stalk IRUn-dono.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 19th, 2011, 02:00 AM
I think that's a shitty idea.

Theocrass
March 19th, 2011, 02:09 AM
I'd like to see some Berserker on Berserker action in an H-doujin. Herakles tenderly caressing Lancelot's cheek (who's clutching onto Herakles massive forearms) as he lovingly whispers:

"Get ready, this is going to be painful."

Lancelot looks back, steel in his eyes. "I'm Lancelot, I can make any weapon my own."

Ivan The Mouse
March 19th, 2011, 02:10 AM
Philosophy is man's greatest invention!

Theocrass
March 19th, 2011, 02:14 AM
Philosoraptor is not, and will never, be funny. It's a bunch of stupid, retarded pictures all working off a play on words.

Ivan The Mouse
March 19th, 2011, 03:00 AM
I will surely have a wife in the future!

Lavender
March 19th, 2011, 04:20 AM
What is this place? An unholy haven of satanic debauchery?

Pornography is sinful, unchaste and absolutely anti-woman! You should all be ashamed of yourselves!

Ashamed.

DarkMAN
March 19th, 2011, 04:56 AM
Chainsaw? Who needs a chainsaw? I have guns!
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/4340/surface0022.png

Ivan The Mouse
March 19th, 2011, 05:28 AM
Guns are for suckers!

Keyne
March 19th, 2011, 05:38 AM
You're all a bunch of idiots. :|

Erlkonig
March 19th, 2011, 08:04 AM
You're all a bunch of idiots. :|

How exactly is this different from you?

Keyne
March 19th, 2011, 08:05 AM
How exactly is this different from you?

This thread is for saying something I wouldn't ever say, right?

Erlkonig
March 19th, 2011, 08:08 AM
This thread is for saying something I wouldn't ever say, right?

But you always poke fun at people! I don't see why you'd never call us idiots! You even used the ":|" you always use!

Keyne
March 19th, 2011, 08:14 AM
But you always poke fun at people! I don't see why you'd never call us idiots! You even used the ":|" you always use!

I like poking fun at people, but not for the sake of insulting, because that's not my point. I also use the infamous ":|" when I poke fun.

edit: Now... when I don't use a smily at all... that's a different matter altogether.

Theocrass
March 19th, 2011, 10:56 AM
Keyne is totally not tsundere for Gilgy-chan.

And I wish Rider's cup size would shrink!

Keyne
March 19th, 2011, 10:58 AM
Like I wouldn't be tsundere for my beloved Gilgy-chan... pffeh, you jest.

Theocrass
March 19th, 2011, 11:01 AM
I've always wanted to be the meat in a Kuzuki-Kirei sandwich!

Keyne
March 19th, 2011, 11:15 AM
As if you dreamed about it...

RV29
March 19th, 2011, 11:16 AM
What does "nega" stand for?

Theocrass
March 19th, 2011, 11:23 AM
Like a Negaverse or a Negative zone, a place that is the opposite of ours, the "positive" zone.

Keyne-chan so does not want to be the meat in a Berserker-Berserker sandwich. :D

I totally don't want to see Shirou on Irisviel action. Because that would be wrong. *shifty eyes*

Ivan The Mouse
March 19th, 2011, 12:02 PM
I find a lot of anime interesting nowadays!

ItsaRandomUsername
March 19th, 2011, 12:11 PM
Brother/sister incest is the worst - "wincest" my ass, it's damn despicable.

ESPECIALLY if it is big brother x little sister, and I mean little; as in loli-little. Because it's totally uncute how they moan out "Onii-chan~~" after they get what they've always lusted after for their entire lives...

Sickening.

TypeWannabe
March 19th, 2011, 12:40 PM
Well good sir, it's technically the opposite of you. I just said evil because, unlike Theocrass who is a paragon of morality and doormattedness, I am EVIL and like announcing it to the world!.

lolwat.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 19th, 2011, 12:50 PM
^
Exactly.

You must say the opposite of what you'd normally say.

Theocrass
March 19th, 2011, 01:20 PM
Wincest is pretty bad ... but NOTHING disgusts me as much as straight shota!

Imagine it! Some amorous, buxom beauty with her hands all over some blushing boy teen ... The thought makes me sick.

Yeah, sick ...

As if Katsuragi Misato violating Ikari Shinji excites me in any way besides anger! As if!

Keyne
March 19th, 2011, 01:39 PM
Keyne-chan so does not want to be the meat in a Berserker-Berserker sandwich.
u not jelly :(

TypeWannabe
March 19th, 2011, 01:41 PM
^
Exactly.

You must say the opposite of what you'd normally say.

lolwat.

Theocrass
March 19th, 2011, 01:42 PM
^^ Definitely NOT.

Also, let it be known that the idea of Rider (Medusa) and Rider (Drake) wrestling with Shirou caught in the middle does not inspire great arousal in me!

Keyne
March 19th, 2011, 01:44 PM
He'd so not die from suffocation.

Theocrass
March 19th, 2011, 01:46 PM
^ That would be a horrible, horrible way to die.

Keyne
March 19th, 2011, 01:49 PM
Marshmallowy death is not what a good man's death is. :|

Theocrass
March 19th, 2011, 04:48 PM
Nope. Of course it's not like that fight would turn into sex long before Shirou suffocated.

Nor would I like to see Caster (EXTRA) experimenting on Shirou in the shower with Caster (Fate) helping her. Nope, would not want to see that at all.

Berserker with Kevin Sorbo's voice would suck ass.

Assassin revealing himself to be a bishounen pretty boy would not be hilarious.

Also, this is totally not a shameless bump.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 19th, 2011, 04:56 PM
I TOTALLY knew you could bump posts now.

Theocrass
March 19th, 2011, 04:56 PM
^ I totally did that instead of copying my old post, deleting it, and reposting.

Yeah ...

Also, I hate bears. And bishops. And bishops who are bears. And bears who are bishops. True FAX

lilithsama
March 19th, 2011, 05:18 PM
this totally doesnt feel like blatant lies thread at all

Theocrass
March 19th, 2011, 05:21 PM
That's because it totally isn't.

Bears are hideous abominations that should all be aborted in the womb! By using a vacuum cleaner with a chainsaw at the end!

Lavender
March 19th, 2011, 05:29 PM
Blatant lies was a terrible thread. It was well deserving in being purged from existence.

lilithsama
March 19th, 2011, 05:33 PM
(I think its more so the way people are taking it, more like random statements [that are lies to them] than being opposite of themselves)

My onii mentioned using a vacuum hooked up to a woodchipper for abortions
I was absolutely repulsed.
First off that is just horrible, and secondly abortion is never something to joke about.

I personally believe life starts at conception. Abortions are one of the most sinful acts a woman can commit and they should definitely be outlawed.
All of this pro life propaganda just makes me sick.

Theocrass
March 19th, 2011, 05:34 PM
^^ Indeed, the very thought of such a thread sends me into violent convulsions.

Also, your avatar and sig totally suck ass.

Lavender
March 19th, 2011, 05:44 PM
I would not be talking if I had a fucking ugly bear avatar.

Bears are abominations. They should be totally and completely cleansed from the Earth.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 19th, 2011, 05:59 PM
^
Skank.

Theocrass
March 19th, 2011, 06:04 PM
^ Skunk.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 19th, 2011, 06:05 PM
Christopher Walken is STUPID, and has no fans.

Theocrass
March 19th, 2011, 06:06 PM
That workout scene from "I am Legend" where Will Smith showed off his amazing body did not almost turn me homosexual.

And I do not find Liam Neeson's voice slightly more arousing than boobs.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 19th, 2011, 07:20 PM
I think we should totally exclude Erlkonig from our Holy Trinity of Manly Awesomness (ItsaRandomUsername + Theocrass + Keyne). 250% sure.

xm0123
March 19th, 2011, 10:20 PM
The following is totally not a repost of something I wrote several months ago on the old forums. Totally not a repost.

*ahem*

You know what all of my most hated anime distinctly lacked? Fanservice. It's no wonder I came to hate certain anime; because I love fanservice!

I love seeing unrealistically large breasts jiggling at the slightest provocation! I love seeing women's panties in every single fucking shot that features a young female character! I love how some girl's asscheeks have more frames of animation than their faces! I love the fact that these women wear far more revealing clothing than everyone else, even if said choice in clothes clashes with the setting and overall mood of the series! Why can't there be more fanservice in anime!?

Theocrass
March 19th, 2011, 11:48 PM
I think we should totally exclude Erlkonig from our Holy Trinity of Manly Awesomness (ItsaRandomUsername + Theocrass + Keyne). 250% sure.

Erikonig would totally NOT be our version of a sixth (fourth) ranger. No way. He's not awesome enough.

And if he was, he would not start out evil either.

We'd also not have an enemy based on Gilgamesh. And if we did, that enemy would NOT have an illicit relationship with Keyne.

Ivan The Mouse
March 20th, 2011, 03:51 AM
I am totally enjoying my time as an Information Technology student today! I am so in love with programming, that I could see myself spend my whole life doing it! I don't feel nauseous when seeing codes, not like the rest! That's why I could never give up my course! Whee!

Keyne
March 20th, 2011, 04:48 AM
Your IT is now not diamonds.

RV29
March 20th, 2011, 05:16 AM
WINCEST

Theocrass
March 20th, 2011, 12:08 PM
I do not have a shrine dedicated to Alfheim-sama in my house. Definitely not.

I will not name my first child Shirou, Emiya, Miku, GARcher, or some variation thereof. This I solemnly swear.

If I was the brown ranger, I totally would not be called the shit ranger behind my back.

I am not depressed by the lack of visitor messages on my profile. Nope, not at all.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 20th, 2011, 12:34 PM
I did not just visit it and post on your wall. That just ain't me, dawg.

Theocrass
March 20th, 2011, 12:38 PM
^ I totally did not just break into manly tears.

And I am totally not disappointed in Keyne for not getting in on our brofest over here.

Keyne
March 20th, 2011, 01:24 PM
I just not felt a strike of guy love there. I definitely didn't. And I won't cry right now. I won't cry... I.. won't... I WON'T CRY, BAKA!!

Theocrass
March 20th, 2011, 01:28 PM
I-I s-so d-don't forgive y-you Keyne-chan! N-No way! Tears are not streaming do*hiccup*my face!

ItsaRandomUsername
March 20th, 2011, 01:37 PM
Manly tears, eh? What a bunch of pussies.

*is totally not having a case of the forementioned manly tears*

Theocrass
March 20th, 2011, 01:41 PM
I totally don't RUV you gaiz! Your faces are stupid and you smell and I hate you! I-it's the truth! R-really!

eddyak
March 20th, 2011, 02:00 PM
People are so smart. I'm so proud to be a part of the human race.

[headdesk repeatedly]

Theocrass
March 20th, 2011, 02:03 PM
If Keyne, IRUn, and I were ALL bears, this would SO not be us.

http://7art-screensavers.com/screenshots/bears/three-happy-bears.jpg

Keyne
March 20th, 2011, 02:06 PM
Definitely not. :|

Theocrass
March 20th, 2011, 02:10 PM
They are so not playing Fate together.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 20th, 2011, 02:12 PM
This image just got FUBAR'd.

BIG TIME

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/3473/threehappybears.jpg

Theocrass
March 20th, 2011, 02:13 PM
What you just did is totally not awesome.

And in that picture: Keyne is definitely not leaning closer because it's a Saber scene, I am definitely not laying down because I'm a lazy fuck, and IRUn is totally not fapping to the Ilya pictures I just got him.

Keyne
March 20th, 2011, 02:23 PM
No, that wouldn't be us. We're too refined for that.

Theocrass
March 20th, 2011, 02:25 PM
Yeah, "refined". We're practically paragons of propriety.

*Is definitely not trying to hold in laughter.*

Keyne
March 20th, 2011, 02:27 PM
And we are not planning any world-wide revolutions that would make Fate the O-N-L-Y playable and important route. Oh wait, we are.

Theocrass
March 20th, 2011, 02:29 PM
This is the NEGATHREAD, Keyne-chan! WE only post blatant lies the TRUTH here!

Keyne
March 20th, 2011, 02:33 PM
I will not say that Theo's using pretty colors.

Theocrass
March 20th, 2011, 02:38 PM
Because I'm totally not.

Also, I totally did not have a semi-homoerotic dream about Sasaki and Lancelot last night. Nope, not at all!

Keyne
March 20th, 2011, 02:45 PM
o not u

Theocrass
March 20th, 2011, 02:58 PM
Just like you didn't have a full-blown homosexual fantasy about Gilgy-chan last night. One where he pulled the original sex toys out of the GoB. :D

Marth
March 20th, 2011, 03:02 PM
I prefer big-breasted women over the age of 18.

Theocrass
March 20th, 2011, 03:04 PM
^ I don't.

Marth
March 20th, 2011, 03:05 PM
I don't have an entire folder dedicated to loli. Nor is it my most-perused folder.

Theocrass
March 20th, 2011, 03:07 PM
I have several folders dedicated to lolis, and not buxom, curvaceous beauties. And those hypothetical buxom, curvaceous beauties are certainly not doing things of questionable legality to vulnerable, teenage boys.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 20th, 2011, 03:07 PM
I don't have fetishes for both curvy women and adorable lolis. Because of this, I like them as plain and ordinary as can be.

Missionary is also the only position for me, too. Anything else is just WRONG and PERVERSE.

Marth
March 20th, 2011, 03:11 PM
I find NTR doujins to be both stimulating and quite enjoyable to read.

Theocrass
March 20th, 2011, 03:12 PM
^ So do I. They inspire great joy in me.

Also, doggy style is both sick and wrong and is no way my favorite position.

Marth
March 20th, 2011, 03:13 PM
^ Is a bastard and a failure of a man.

Theocrass
March 20th, 2011, 03:16 PM
^ Does not have an adorable avatar and sig.

Marth
March 20th, 2011, 03:17 PM
I totally didn't read this topic title as 'The N***er Thread' when I first saw it.

Theocrass
March 20th, 2011, 03:19 PM
I totally did not laugh my ass off imagining that.

Keyne
March 20th, 2011, 03:21 PM
I totally came.

Marth
March 20th, 2011, 03:22 PM
^ Has a beautiful and appealing signature.

Theocrass
March 20th, 2011, 03:22 PM
^^ You totally didn't.

Because you could satisfy Gilgamesh long before he could you. :3

Marth
March 20th, 2011, 03:23 PM
^Indeed I didn't. I loathe Illya and prefer Saber.

Theocrass
March 20th, 2011, 08:08 PM
I focus all of my love and devotion on a single Fate heroine, while giving nothing but hate to the others. I totally get why people get into flame wars over who's better or who's had it worse or who belongs with Shirou, because only ONE of the girls is awesome. There's no way I love all of them equally.

Keyne
March 20th, 2011, 08:16 PM
I'm totally not watching To aru kagaku no railgun right now and it's not 1:15 am CET

ItsaRandomUsername
March 20th, 2011, 09:22 PM
I am totally not doing the EXACT SAME FUCKING THING RIGHT NOW... :| *gasp*

Theocrass
March 20th, 2011, 09:25 PM
I totally know what you guys are talking about. And I'm totally not doing work. TT^TT

ItsaRandomUsername
March 21st, 2011, 01:15 AM
You shouldn't watch To Aru Majutsu no Index - it's so not worth your time. The spinoff To Aru Kagaku no Railgun blows, too.

Also, everyone needs to know that Mikuru Asahina is the best Haruhi Suzumiya character of all time. OF ALL TIME. Way better than that Nagato skank.

Theocrass
March 21st, 2011, 01:23 AM
I do not think it is totally wrong to try and pick a best girl from Haruhi Suzumiya. I mean, it's not like they ALL rock or anything.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 21st, 2011, 01:28 AM
It's not like they all have redeeming qualities or anything like that, stupid unlikable bitches.

Theocrass
March 21st, 2011, 01:48 AM
I'm totally not going to gift IRUn and Keyne with short stories when their birthdays roll around.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 21st, 2011, 01:50 AM
And I'm totally not working on a re-write of Endless Eight that has F/HA and Higurashi/Umineko storytelling elements and lemon scenes.

Also, I'm not working on a FMP!/Haruhi oneshot, either.

Theocrass
March 21st, 2011, 01:53 AM
I so did not squee in a girlish pitch when I read the above post.

I'm also not writing an AU Holy Grail War fic where all the Servants are Shirou. Nope, not at all.

The Troll Thread is totally not stealing my poor Nega Thread's thunder.

Ivan The Mouse
March 21st, 2011, 02:40 AM
Everthing still makes sense to me.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 21st, 2011, 02:45 AM
I'll kill this thread with my bare hands.

Marth
March 21st, 2011, 02:45 AM
I think that all the folks who posted here, including my self, are all worthless. Go die in a horrible house fire.

Keyne
March 21st, 2011, 04:55 AM
We all should just die! We're horrible monsters!

ItsaRandomUsername
March 21st, 2011, 05:03 AM
Nitro+, what a shoddy VN company. Good thing they have JAST to take care of their english releases, because fantranslators are so unreliable with regard to Nitro+ projects....

Theocrass
March 21st, 2011, 07:10 AM
I totally hate you all and I totally know what IRUn is talking about.

I'm also going to say that I'm not worried the Troll Thread will completely replace this one.

I also do not think IRUn, Keyne, and myself should have a talk show where we play armchair psychologists to social pariahs.

Ivan The Mouse
March 21st, 2011, 07:17 AM
IRuN, Keyne and Theocrass are not bros for life.

Keyne
March 21st, 2011, 12:08 PM
Ivan is not jelly

Marth
March 21st, 2011, 06:41 PM
I am so not reading KissxSis and thinking, 'God DAMN, it's one cockblock after another!'

Theocrass
March 21st, 2011, 06:47 PM
I am so not eating a cheeseburger right now.

^ Kiss x Sis does not manage to both disturb and arouse me.

Lavender
March 21st, 2011, 06:49 PM
Cheeseburgers are actually crafted from slushy mud.

The taste comes from later added sweetening.

Theocrass
March 21st, 2011, 06:55 PM
Slushies are aborted fetuses that have been put through a blender and frozen.

Marth
March 21st, 2011, 07:05 PM
Bears are cute and cuddly little things that love to be petted.

Theocrass
March 21st, 2011, 07:07 PM
Brutha, you're preaching to the wrong choir. The only part I agree with is the petting thing. Bears love to be pet.

Lavender
March 21st, 2011, 07:08 PM
And ground into bear slushies.

Theocrass
March 21st, 2011, 07:09 PM
^ The thought of that does not make me crawl into the corner and assume the fetal position.

Marth
March 21st, 2011, 07:10 PM
They also love being made into rugs.

Theocrass
March 21st, 2011, 07:12 PM
You guys are so not making me nauseous.

Marth
March 21st, 2011, 07:14 PM
I'm totally not addicted to loli. At all. Actually, I hate it with the passion of a thousand burning suns.

Theocrass
March 21st, 2011, 07:26 PM
I totally do not worry I'll come home one day to find out IRUn-dono's been arrested for ... certain questionable images on his computer.

Marth
March 21st, 2011, 07:27 PM
I totally don't have a folder dedicated to some of the most perverse and base fetishes known to man.

Theocrass
March 21st, 2011, 07:29 PM
I so believe that.

Marth
March 21st, 2011, 07:31 PM
I'm so not going to stab you in the kneecaps. Twice. With a spork.

Theocrass
March 21st, 2011, 07:33 PM
I will not enjoy that. Not at all. B-because it's not like I'm a masochist or anything.

Marth
March 21st, 2011, 07:38 PM
I-Its not like I h-hate you or anything, stupid bear!

Theocrass
March 21st, 2011, 07:41 PM
S-see if I care. S-stupid lolicon! You m-make me look bad!

There is not an overload of tsundere in this thread.

Marth
March 21st, 2011, 07:44 PM
S-see if I care. S-stupid lolicon! You m-make me look bad!

There is not an overload of tsundere in this thread.

It's not as if I w-want to be here! I just h-have to, so there! S-shut up and take it already!
http://img4.gelbooru.com//images/378/885e417b259cbb0679d07d71a511c9f426f7b542.jpg?44057 7

Theocrass
March 21st, 2011, 07:48 PM
F-f-fine! I'll take the stupid gift! N-no way it's as good as a picnic basket! The hearts are s-so not adorable!

Marth
March 21st, 2011, 07:51 PM
F-f-fine! I'll take the stupid gift! N-no way it's as good as a picnic basket! The hearts are s-so not adorable!

F-fine, stupid bear! Is this b-better?! I bought it at the store! I just had too much, t-that's all! It's not like I w-wanted to give you any!
http://img2.gelbooru.com//images/528/81b404d9bb1010a15ccabbe7ad17e5ee0ea285c5.jpg?65575 3

Theocrass
March 21st, 2011, 07:54 PM
I-I reluctantly accept y-your la-lame offering. It's f-fine, I guess.

Also, this is totally not the weirdest broment I've ever had.

Marth
March 21st, 2011, 07:56 PM
G-good, stupid bear! I was g-getting tired of your face anyway! N-not like I w-wanted to look at you all day!

http://img4.gelbooru.com//images/878/e03c42d60b11b319c284d6066a8737c4.jpg?1078233

(Heh. Tsundere is so fun.)

Theocrass
March 21st, 2011, 07:58 PM
Y-you're no catch yourself, s-sweetheart. I-I c-could spend all day not l-looking at you.

(Yes, yes it is.)

Marth
March 21st, 2011, 08:01 PM
A-as if I'd want to stare at your ugly mug all d-day! I j-just can't get the d-door open, idiot! You'd better not t-try anything funny!

http://img4.gelbooru.com//images/378/5bac783dd6bf31e1d3b9528047a59f7e3691e3f7.jpg?46153 2

(Though to be honest, I can't stand tsundere in most manga.)

Theocrass
March 21st, 2011, 08:04 PM
M-me? Y-you're the one who w-won't stop staring at m-me! I-I've got to p-protect my innocence!

Marth
March 21st, 2011, 08:08 PM
Y-your innocence?! As if someone who s-stares at me l-like that would ever be i-innocent! Y-you stay right over there, you!

http://img2.gelbooru.com//images/378/a7a7d3e9fa162c0ac7d63951063c3c1faafe0fa5.jpg?43519 6

Theocrass
March 21st, 2011, 08:13 PM
A-as if I look at you with anything b-but contempt! I-I j-ju-just want to make sure you don't try anything!

Marth
March 21st, 2011, 08:16 PM
Oh p-please! I see the way you l-look at me when you think I'm not paying attention! Eyes all l-lu-lustful and l-lewd! Perverted dog! S-stupid mutt!

KENTA
March 21st, 2011, 08:18 PM
Y'alls is stupid mothafuckas.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 21st, 2011, 08:43 PM
http://img4.gelbooru.com//images/378/885e417b259cbb0679d07d71a511c9f426f7b542.jpg?44057 7

This chick totally does not give me a raging hard-on right now (DAT PURPLE). And she is definitely not one of my favorite tsunderes out there, alonside Tohsaka Rin and Misaka Mikoto.

Theocrass
March 21st, 2011, 08:49 PM
I totally know who said chick is.

Also, I'm totally not going to brofist IRUn-dono right now.

(secret brofist launched)

ItsaRandomUsername
March 21st, 2011, 08:57 PM
No way in hell she's from CLANNAD, and I'm not accepting Theo's secret brofist.

(secret brofist accepted)

Theocrass
March 21st, 2011, 09:07 PM
My idea gremlins are not currently in the midst of a civil war. They are certainly not divided on what they want to write about more, K Shirou or Shirou Grail War.

Marth
March 21st, 2011, 09:18 PM
I'm totally not stalking ItsaRandomUsername, and I'm certainly not in love with him. I would never follow him home just to make sure he's not seeing some other person. I'm definitely not covering my walls with images of him and secretly monitoring his phone calls, either.

(So, time for me to go yandere instead, I guess.)

Theocrass
March 21st, 2011, 09:21 PM
I so do not love spiders. In fact, if there was a spider crawling on my body, I'd be more likely to crush it than play with it. Not that spiders can really play. -.-'

I was totally not playing with an adorable hideous jumping spider last week.

Marth
March 21st, 2011, 09:23 PM
I totally love spiders, and don't have arachnophobia.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 21st, 2011, 09:25 PM
Listen, everyone, I just wanted to throw it out there that I have no intentions of marathoning Gunslinger Girl. And if I did, it certainly wouldn't be for the gun-toting jailbait, no sir.

Theocrass
March 21st, 2011, 09:25 PM
It so does not piss me off when people kill adorable little spiders who are minding their own business.

Nope, does not enrage me at all! And I so did not slap my best friend upside the head for trying to kill aforementioned jumping spider.

Gunslinger Girl? What's wrong with watching a good, wholesome anime about little girls who play with unicorns and tomb raider dolls?

ItsaRandomUsername
March 21st, 2011, 09:27 PM
Theocrass isn't a gentle soul, he's a cruel, cruel bear.

Theocrass
March 21st, 2011, 09:30 PM
Damn right! I hate animals and babies and baby animals and animal babies!

And I did not cry when my two pet lizards, Ben and Jerry, (named for the ice cream company, Jerry was actually a chick) died while I was a junior in high school. No, I did not break into sobbing fits. N-nope. N-n-not at all.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 21st, 2011, 09:33 PM
I am not consolingly patting your back while you weep, it's just an illusion brought on by your own depravity.

Marth
March 21st, 2011, 09:34 PM
I totally didn't just snap a picture of IRUN to add to my collection.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 21st, 2011, 09:36 PM
I'm not warily looking out of my window now.

And I wasn't reading Gunslinger Girl at the time.

Theocrass
March 21st, 2011, 09:37 PM
I am not picking IRUn-dono and swinging him around in a bear hug as thanks. Nor am I sobbing. (I'm like 6'2 and 220 lbs, you?)

I am a bad bear. If I found a wounded animal out in the woods, I would not try to help. Nope, not at all.

Marth, that's like, so creepy man.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 21st, 2011, 09:39 PM
I'm not 5'11'' and 160 pounds, nope.

And Marth doesn't want to join our club of bros.

Theocrass
March 21st, 2011, 09:40 PM
You would not be trivially easy for me to toss over my shoulder like a sack of potatoes, nope.

He so does not. There's no way Marth is jelly~

Marth
March 21st, 2011, 09:40 PM
I'm totally not stalking ItsaRandomUsername, and I'm certainly not in love with him. I would never follow him home just to make sure he's not seeing some other person. I'm definitely not covering my walls with images of him and secretly monitoring his phone calls, either.

(So, time for me to go yandere instead, I guess.)

I totally didn't steal a shirt that IRUN threw out awhile ago. And I'm definitely not wearing it now.

Theocrass
March 21st, 2011, 09:44 PM
I'm totally a cholo (gangster, for the ignorant).

I mean, I'm Mexican and came from a poor neighborhood, so I MUST be some sort of gang banger type criminal.

I mean, Mexicans can only become three things according to Hollywood. Cholos, menial labor, and charismatic, idealistic politicians. Nothing else. NOTHING. Hollywood is always right!

Well, there's always the evil dictator angle, but that's more of a general Hispanic stereotype.

Marth
March 21st, 2011, 09:45 PM
My beard is totally not trying to take over my face. I am clean shaven and not sporting a beard + moustache.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 21st, 2011, 09:48 PM
I'm not Austrian/Cornish/French/German/Spanish/Irish/Mexican-American. Just saying. I can't bust a sick move, either.

I am also totally unimpressed with Marth's wild and overgrown beard.

Marth
March 21st, 2011, 09:50 PM
I am totally not slightly aroused whenever I see IRUN's signature pic. I definitely don't think 'Dammit! What could have been...' when I see it.

Ivan The Mouse
March 22nd, 2011, 03:24 AM
This shit doesn't suck.

Keyne
March 22nd, 2011, 01:54 PM
I hate you all.

Keyne
March 22nd, 2011, 04:05 PM
http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5277/brofistwhoopsmybad.jpg

Theocrass
March 22nd, 2011, 04:30 PM
I hate you too Keyne. I hate you too.

Keyne
March 22nd, 2011, 04:38 PM
your sig is not cute and fluffeh

Theocrass
March 22nd, 2011, 04:42 PM
Your sig isn't beautiful.

And your title is totally lame too.

Keyne
March 22nd, 2011, 04:44 PM
I hate bears. :|

Theocrass
March 22nd, 2011, 04:47 PM
I hate Seiba.

I so do not think of Power Rangers whenever someone says Seiba.

I am not in class right now.

I am not a fan of Megas XLR or Samurai Jack.

Keyne
March 22nd, 2011, 04:49 PM
I don't like turtles.

Theocrass
March 22nd, 2011, 04:55 PM
I am not looking over my shoulder every five seconds to make sure I avoid discovery.

I am not avoiding the project I need to finish in two days.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 22nd, 2011, 04:55 PM
Not popping in for a second.

Theocrass
March 22nd, 2011, 05:09 PM
Not missing you already. D:

Gaia
March 22nd, 2011, 05:36 PM
I'm not hungry.

Theocrass
March 22nd, 2011, 05:44 PM
Neither am I.

xm0123
March 22nd, 2011, 07:23 PM
I am most certainly not a fan of the Blaz Blue games. ArcSys can go to Hell as far as I'm concerned.

Theocrass
March 22nd, 2011, 07:28 PM
I totally know what Blaz Blue is. Totally.

I'm totally not tearing out my hair trying to figure out if I want to spend $85 on F/HA.

Cruor
March 22nd, 2011, 07:30 PM
ʇǝʎ ɐƃǝu ı ɯɐ

Theocrass
March 22nd, 2011, 07:36 PM
You're so not nega yet.

That's not opposite enough!

I'm not about to go out to dinner! My little brother did not win $500 today and make me look bad.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 23rd, 2011, 01:44 AM
Totally not procrastinating right now, really.

Theocrass
March 23rd, 2011, 01:51 AM
Neither am I. I'm certainly not tearing my hair out in frustration after two days of failed attempts resulted in zero progress on K Shirou.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 23rd, 2011, 08:59 PM
This isn't a laughable attempt at a bump.

Keyne
March 23rd, 2011, 09:04 PM
Irun was never ever running away from me with a loli in his hands.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 23rd, 2011, 09:31 PM
I really don't remember that at all. And if I did, it wasn't funny.

hbomb
March 23rd, 2011, 09:37 PM
Sorry, guys but this forum is a terrible for allowing adult content.

Also, I am studying.

Theocrass
March 23rd, 2011, 10:50 PM
IRUn, Keyne-chan, and I have not been caught stalking Illya's and Saber's VAs together three times already.

They certainly haven't filed restraining orders against us. Never.

Also, I am not working.

Ivan The Mouse
March 24th, 2011, 12:32 AM
I am not bored right now.

Theocrass
March 24th, 2011, 12:35 AM
Neither am I. I'm also not wondering why IRUn-dono's been staring at the Beast's Lair Index for the last five billion hours.

Ivan The Mouse
March 24th, 2011, 12:41 AM
Did he? Oh well, he should not take a break from all that staring.

And I am not needing more roleplayers for the Dwarf Fortress.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 24th, 2011, 12:45 AM
I'm totally not waiting for the threads to change while I'm looking at them from the index. Nope, not at all - I have no intention of seeing that "magic moment" happen.

Ivan The Mouse
March 24th, 2011, 12:48 AM
Sakura pancakes did not happen again.

Theocrass
March 24th, 2011, 12:52 AM
I'm totally not wondering why you've already missed out on so many wonderful opportunities to post. >:0

It's not like it's an excellent time to post in the fanfic ideas thread or anything. Or the Die Lorelei thread.

Ivan The Mouse
March 24th, 2011, 12:55 AM
I do not see that post as addressed to me, Theocrass.

Theocrass
March 24th, 2011, 12:56 AM
Well, you're totally not allowed to post at those threads either!

Ivan The Mouse
March 24th, 2011, 12:58 AM
That's because I did not run out of ideas for a fanfic. Back on the olden BL, I've never posted a fic entitled "Shinji Matou's Guide to Murder", as in never. And of course, Mike did not have any reactions on that fic.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 24th, 2011, 03:34 AM
I never read that, nor did I snicker evilly in spite of myself.

Theocrass
March 24th, 2011, 03:47 AM
That does not in any way sound disturbing.

Marth
March 24th, 2011, 03:58 AM
I totally don't love the idea of an Illya/Shirou/Irisviel threesome fic. Nor am I reading said fic.

EDIT: And Irun totally sucks for recommending me said fic. It's horrible and kills any libido I may have at the time. Damn you!

Theocrass
March 24th, 2011, 04:06 AM
That idea does not spontaneously make my pants tighter, and neither does that horrible, horrible fic.

Marth
March 24th, 2011, 04:08 AM
I totally don't want to see a good pic of the aforementioned threesome, nor would I pay good money to see such a disgusting thing.

Theocrass
March 24th, 2011, 04:16 AM
Also, these images are totally not showing the only way Naruto could ever be awesome.

http://th00.deviantart.net/fs23/PRE/i/2008/321/0/e/Cromartie_Jutsu_by_Probablee.jpg

http://th06.deviantart.net/fs48/PRE/i/2009/199/e/e/Cromartie_Jutsu_2_by_Probablee.jpg

Marth
March 24th, 2011, 04:22 AM
What the hell is this?! I don't even...

Ivan The Mouse
March 24th, 2011, 06:39 AM
The Opening Theme song of Cromartie is not stuck on my head.

Theocrass
March 24th, 2011, 09:05 AM
I am not freezing my but off, contemplating whether I should turn a heater on.

Keyne
March 24th, 2011, 10:17 AM
You should definitely not do so. :|

Ivan The Mouse
March 24th, 2011, 10:23 AM
You should definitely not do so. :|

I am against this statement.

Theocrass
March 24th, 2011, 05:52 PM
I so am not going to turn in that really important project late.

Lavender
March 24th, 2011, 06:57 PM
http://i54.tinypic.com/o884cw.png

hehehehehehe I am SOOO FUNNY~ <3

Theocrass
March 24th, 2011, 07:04 PM
You're sooooooooo NOT funneh! :3

Also, I totally remember what I was planning on posting in here. :/

I'm definitely not trying to remember right now.

Marth
March 24th, 2011, 09:27 PM
I'm totally not exhausted and needing sleep, despite not being up for over 36 hours now. And I'm definitely not looking for a good manga to read to pass the time.

Ivan The Mouse
March 24th, 2011, 09:48 PM
Today is not a boring school day.

Theocrass
March 24th, 2011, 11:21 PM
I definitely did not just wake up drooling on the big comfy armchair in my room. I definitely did not nap for 2 hours.

Marth
March 24th, 2011, 11:34 PM
^ I totally didn't laugh when reading that, and didn't spill my bowl of party mix chips due to said not-laughing.

And you're totally not a bastard due to the above not-chip-spilling.

Theocrass
March 24th, 2011, 11:36 PM
I'm totally sorry~

I'm certainly not practicing my evil laugh right now~

Hachachachachachachacha!

Marth
March 24th, 2011, 11:43 PM
I did NOT squee like a little girl when I saw that the translation of Pure Pure is 70% done, and may be completely done with 6 months or so.

EDIT: For teh loliz! And the HNNNNNNNGGG!

http://img4.gelbooru.com//images/48/757962f7a9730277b9b17f1063d7aa4b82c9a42c.jpg?47531

ItsaRandomUsername
March 25th, 2011, 12:57 AM
You'd hate Wanko to Kurasou, then.

Theocrass
March 25th, 2011, 01:09 AM
I am so totally not writing drafts for a Cromartie HS + Fate crossover in between writing the first chapter of K Shirou, and writing a general outline of the all Shirou Grail War. That's right, my breaks from writing don't involve even more writing.

Ivan The Mouse
March 25th, 2011, 06:50 AM
Wanko to Kurasou does not disturb me in any way.

Keyne
March 25th, 2011, 06:55 AM
I am so totally not writing drafts for a Cromartie HS + Fate crossover in between writing the first chapter of K Shirou, and writing a general outline of the all Shirou Grail War. That's right, my breaks from writing don't involve even more writing.

I'm totally not pleased to hear that. I won't wait for ages to see this happen.

KENTA
March 25th, 2011, 07:30 AM
I hate Cromartie.

Keyne
March 25th, 2011, 07:34 AM
Yeah, I bet you do, like we all.

Ivan The Mouse
March 25th, 2011, 07:43 AM
Yeah, Cromartie sucks.

Theocrass
March 25th, 2011, 09:46 AM
It sucks ass. I hate that shit.

I'm so not about to do a walkathon in the rain. I'm so not thinking "FUCK MY LIEF!"

ItsaRandomUsername
March 25th, 2011, 07:15 PM
Not a bump.

Theocrass
March 25th, 2011, 07:22 PM
Not disappointed.

Man, that walkathon was a piece of cake. There's no way I'm thinking "GOD DAMN THOSE TEENAGE BOYS AND THEIR COMPETITIVE SPIRITS! AND FUCK YOU TOO 2 FAT GUYS TAKING UP HALF THE ROAD IN FRONT OF ME!" (Does not have anything against fat people)

It did not kill me to stay ahead of the pack, because I certainly wasn't trying for one of the first buses. Because it's not like the last buses take a long time to get back or anything. Nope, not at all.

Keyne
March 25th, 2011, 07:40 PM
Dun-dun-dun, another one leaves the bus. Dun-dun-dun, another leaves the bus. And another one in, and another one in. Another one leaves the bus. Hey, I'm gonna sit by you. Another one leaves the bus.

Theocrass
March 25th, 2011, 07:50 PM
I did not descend into a choking and laughing fit upon reading Keyne-kun's post.

Keyne
March 25th, 2011, 07:59 PM
You really didn't, did you?

Theocrass
March 25th, 2011, 08:00 PM
Totally. There's no way half a burger could kill a bear as great as myself just because I didn't get the giggles.

Keyne
March 25th, 2011, 08:04 PM
Definitely not.

Theocrass
March 25th, 2011, 08:10 PM
Also, the delicious fast food I had for breakfast totally did not betray me when I was walking.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 25th, 2011, 08:18 PM
You should always eat fast-food before you engage in strenous exercise. It totally helps.

Theocrass
March 25th, 2011, 08:26 PM
That totally does not sound like a criticism that makes me duck my head in shame.

Also, I totally did not just realize I've had a beef cheeseburger and pepperoni pizza on a Friday in Lent. I'm also not Catholic, nope, not at all.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

ItsaRandomUsername
March 25th, 2011, 08:30 PM
That didn;t happen to me either.

SHIT IMMA BURN FOR THIS CRAPPPPPPPP-

Theocrass
March 25th, 2011, 08:33 PM
At least we won't have each other in hell.

Marth
March 25th, 2011, 09:25 PM
You'd hate Wanko to Kurasou, then.

I totally haven't played that. And definitely didn't love it.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 25th, 2011, 09:30 PM
^
Stupid dog lolis.

Marth
March 25th, 2011, 09:36 PM
I'm totally not reading Inumimi again right now. It's certainly not awesome.