View Full Version : Create your own Anime/Video Game/Whatever character "Rap Battles"

SPARTAN 119 Returns
February 19th, 2012, 02:49 PM
Based of the Youtube series "Epic Rap Battles in History"

Raising Heart (Nanoha) vs 343 Guilty Spark (Halo)

Now watch me annihilate this light bulb in one blow
Think you can harm me with your Sentinel drones
Last time I fought UAVs, those noobs their asses got pwned

Spark, your a hundred thousand years out of date
I'll Starlight Breaker you, just like I did to Fate!
I'll tell you this now, this battle's already ended,
By the time this is all over bitch, you going to get befriended!


I am 343 Guilty Spark, Monitor of Installation 04!
You have British voice actor but your English is still poor!
Leveling buildings? Ha!, Your a noob at devastation!
I wipe out whole galaxies with my Halo installation!

Without Nanoha, you couldn't do a thing.
I'm an autonomous AI, your just some loli's bling!
They call your master lyrical but she can't even sing!
What's your your Starlight Breaker gonna do when I light my Halo ring!?


Halo Installation? Don't make me laugh!
Last time I checked, It got blown clean in half!
You couldn't beat me, not even in your dreams!
I hear your weak against lasers. Good, 'cause I've got plenty of beams!

I'm a devastating weapon in the hands of an ace!
Your just metal soccer ball from hula-hoop in space!
Wide Area Search! I've got you in my sights
I'm gonna fire a Divine Buster and blast out your lights!


I've got something say, and believe me I'm no lia'
I'm going to sideline you like they sidelined Yuuno Scrya!
You've meddled with protocol, and now your going pay
You're gonna get smashed up just like you did in A's

You need cartridges to attack, there's something you should know,
My laser beam never runs out of ammo!
I've got army of Sentinel, and were ready to blow you to bits
But I shall at least try make your death quick and painless!

Feel free to comment on who won and post your own.

The Sylentnight
February 19th, 2012, 03:07 PM
343 won me at 'loli bling'... so I say 343 won this one here.