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I3uster
April 10th, 2012, 07:43 PM
Slightly amused: Hello guys and girls, this is the thread where you talk like an Elcor out of Mass Effect. Formal: Here a short description on how it is done straight out of the Mass Effect codex:

Elcor speech is heard by most species as a flat, ponderous monotone. Among themselves, scent, extremely slight body movements, and subvocalized infrasound convey shades of meaning that make a human (http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Human) smile seem as subtle as a fireworks display. Since their subtlety can lead to misunderstandings with other species, the elcor prefix all their dialog with non-elcor with an emotive statement to clarify their tone.

Encouraging: Now go crazy.

Ivan The Mouse
April 10th, 2012, 10:15 PM
I think that I will have a good time in posting on this thread.

Tobias
April 10th, 2012, 10:17 PM
I think that I will have a good time in posting on this thread.

Admonishing: you did it wrong.

With pride: this is the correct method.

Seika
April 10th, 2012, 10:42 PM
Irritated Statement: HK-47 did it first. :p

Five_X
April 10th, 2012, 11:17 PM
Amusedly: HK-47 did not speak quite like the Elcor. His dialogue was more entertaining, but at the same time delivered differently than the Elcor.

Amending Remark: Though, this is BioWare, so it doesn't matter.

lilithsama
April 10th, 2012, 11:23 PM
Pondering and Inquisitive: This seems like it might be useful in threads in general , since internet speak lacks tone.

Five_X
April 10th, 2012, 11:25 PM
Bland honesty: the internet needs the sarcasm marker. It looks like backwards italics.

Lycodrake
April 10th, 2012, 11:27 PM
Concurrence: I must agree with the one known as Seika. HK-47 dialogued much like this beforehand.

Tobias
April 10th, 2012, 11:27 PM
Irritated Statement: HK-47 did it first. :p

Aggravated: shut your whore mouth.

Angry follow up: I boned your mother.

Ivan The Mouse
April 10th, 2012, 11:28 PM
Frustration: I guess I need to play Mass Effect.

Tobias
April 10th, 2012, 11:31 PM
Concurrence: I must agree with the one known as Seika. HK-47 dialogued much like this beforehand.

Annoyed: an elcor wouldn't say "concurrence" as that does not convey an emotion.


With amusement: thinking about it, you kind of proved yourself wrong there.

Neir
April 10th, 2012, 11:39 PM
Badassfully: Don't have sex with my sister.

Laith
April 10th, 2012, 11:43 PM
With puzzlement: Do we really needed this?

Indifferent: I guess it doesn't really matter.

Five_X
April 10th, 2012, 11:47 PM
Badassfully: Don't have sex with my sister.

Mournfully: noooooooooooooo.

Neir
April 10th, 2012, 11:48 PM
Badassfully: Do it... by... the book.

Lycodrake
April 10th, 2012, 11:49 PM
Bored: This will certainly become uninteresting once everyone doesn't know what in the world to post or runs out of adverbs or adjective. XP

Neir
April 10th, 2012, 11:51 PM
Badassfully: Eat a dick.

Laith
April 10th, 2012, 11:53 PM
With interest: your emoticon and your emotion do not match. How is it possible?

Seika
April 11th, 2012, 12:32 AM
With amusement: Because Blasto.

Ivan The Mouse
April 11th, 2012, 01:25 AM
Maddened: I don't know what to do anymore.

Techlet
April 11th, 2012, 01:39 AM
Satisfied: Finally, this thread took its time.

I3uster
April 11th, 2012, 02:29 AM
Curious: I can't be the only one who reads every post in the same Elcor voice?

Five_X
April 11th, 2012, 02:36 AM
Curious: I can't be the only one who reads every post in the same Elcor voice?

Triumphant Declaration: There can only be one Elcor voice.

Gaterjhonz
April 11th, 2012, 03:50 AM
Interjection: LOL

Keyne
April 11th, 2012, 03:58 AM
Sarcastic Inquiry: U mad?

Ivan The Mouse
April 11th, 2012, 08:26 AM
Indifferent: I just woke up.

Techlet
April 11th, 2012, 08:46 AM
Curious: I can't be the only one who reads every post in the same Elcor voice?

Confuss: What other voice is there?

Ivan The Mouse
April 11th, 2012, 02:58 PM
Tired: Should I watch more Gokaiger.

I3uster
April 11th, 2012, 06:06 PM
Confuss: What other voice is there?
Confused: Either they used multiple ones in German or changed the pitch, but they sound slightly differently.

Kotonoha
April 11th, 2012, 06:45 PM
Surprised but pleased: I fully expected everyone in this thread to only be using "badassfully" ad nauseam.

Reproachfully: But you disappoint me, Neir.

lethum
April 11th, 2012, 07:16 PM
Inquiring: Why is it so, Koto?

Kotonoha
April 11th, 2012, 07:18 PM
Explanatory: Because it would show a lack of creativity.

Neir
April 11th, 2012, 07:37 PM
Surprised but pleased: I fully expected everyone in this thread to only be using "badassfully" ad nauseam.

Reproachfully: But you disappoint me, Neir.

Badassfully, Questioning: How can I possibly emulate any other elcor with a lack of proper elcor role models?

Five_X
April 11th, 2012, 08:32 PM
Badassfully, Questioning: How can I possibly emulate any other elcor with a lack of proper elcor role models?

Holding Back Sorrow: Not enough.

lethum
April 11th, 2012, 09:37 PM
Explanatory: Because it would show a lack of creativity.
Understanding: And that would be terrible.

Ivan The Mouse
April 11th, 2012, 10:32 PM
Dazed: This morning is hot. As always.

SPARTAN 119 Returns
April 13th, 2012, 10:57 AM
Dazed: This morning is hot. As always.
Thankful: It is not so hot where I am.

Ivan The Mouse
April 13th, 2012, 01:22 PM
Discontent: Here we go again.

Kotonoha
April 13th, 2012, 01:25 PM
Not enough.

Helpfully: FTFY.

Ivan The Mouse
April 15th, 2012, 12:58 PM
Satisfied: This day is good.