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I3uster
April 20th, 2012, 04:11 AM
Should be self-explanatory.


I've never felt so attracted to a llama in my life. Damn you, Daisuke Ono

Ivan The Mouse
April 20th, 2012, 04:12 AM
Remove the "Damn you, Daisuke Ono" line and it is perfect.

Mal Benedict
April 20th, 2012, 04:23 AM
I asked her to give my organs to you, and your organs to me.

I don't know why, but that exchange always makes me crack up.

Arashi_Leonhart
April 20th, 2012, 04:26 AM
Demotivatorized already, but, well, that original quote is funny out of context...

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/302331_2584371693736_1387824816_33144822_587952839 _n.jpg

Spinach
April 20th, 2012, 08:11 AM
or is it really your incompetence that sakura > all in power is just a monkeys left femur

I've got too many text docs full of these hilarious quotes from the fucktarded conversations I have with my friends.

SeiKeo
April 20th, 2012, 08:14 AM
I can't even figure out what's that supposed to mean, let alone what context would make it remotely logical.

Spinach
April 20th, 2012, 08:25 AM
Nobody knows what it means, not even the one who said it. This is how our arguments go. This was literally my response


You lost me so hard

I guess I could give a little context and ruin the magic of the statement. He just had his wisdom teeth pulled and was a bit out of it. Pretty much changing topics midsentence until it wore off.

Black Sword
April 20th, 2012, 09:55 AM
"I'm exposing him."

Neir
April 20th, 2012, 10:00 AM
I got this, guys.


"If it weren't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college."

Tobias
April 20th, 2012, 10:11 AM
remember that time you nearly got me killed by the prostitute?





/emohawk original folks

KENTA
April 20th, 2012, 10:46 AM
I got this, guys.


"If it weren't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college."

I just had an aneurysm.

lilithsama
April 20th, 2012, 12:14 PM
its the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green

Lycodrake
April 20th, 2012, 12:16 PM
Let them eat raisin cakes.
.

Black Sword
April 20th, 2012, 01:02 PM
AND THEN THE RAPE MUSIC CUTS ON.

Optimus
April 20th, 2012, 01:15 PM
"why is your assault rifle a lesbian rapist"

#Notes at its finest.

Toffee
April 21st, 2012, 04:56 PM
"It doesn't even taste like a fruit, it just tastes like blue."

SeiKeo
April 22nd, 2012, 11:54 AM
[09:52] <Bloble> No, my skill isn't as good as yours.
[09:52] <hero> let's compare

HitokiriNanaya
April 22nd, 2012, 01:10 PM
[12:04] <le_food> "Why is my penis so hard when I troll?"

Spinach
April 22nd, 2012, 01:14 PM
Spinach: sup
Pandamonia: i want you:].
Pandamonia: all over me
Spinach: k

Apple
April 22nd, 2012, 01:17 PM
You are as good as naked before my spear.

Flame
April 23rd, 2012, 02:24 AM
If we're quoting things out of context, then this is probably my favorite:

"Some opinions cannot be wrong, but others most certainly can be."

Counterguardian
April 23rd, 2012, 08:20 AM
"Sucking feels good."

Actually said in a gastrointestinal lecture about the nature of the baby sucking reflex.

Seika
April 23rd, 2012, 02:09 PM
"A tiger is going to eat your balls. What's so hard to understand about it?"

(Whilst it does make a sort of sense in context, the chain of logic used to get there is torturous).

Satehi
April 23rd, 2012, 04:06 PM
"The thing Tokiomi most wanted was for her (Sakura) to live a better life than blowing fat guys for a living."

Seika
April 23rd, 2012, 04:08 PM
Heh. I remember that conversation.

Ivan The Mouse
April 24th, 2012, 02:05 AM
"The thing Tokiomi most wanted was for her (Sakura) to live a better life than blowing fat guys for a living."

Yeah, that sucks.

Counterguardian
April 24th, 2012, 06:41 AM
At least it'll feel good.

qsurf
April 24th, 2012, 07:12 AM
"The thing Tokiomi most wanted was for her (Sakura) to live a better life than blowing fat guys for a living."
...depends on the fat guy methinks...there're some really stand up guys out there.

==============

"He's BIG!"

"He's STRONG!"

"And most of all, he's black!"

Black Sword
April 24th, 2012, 11:52 AM
"Gods know I've had mine shattered enough times."

Mal Benedict
April 25th, 2012, 12:37 AM
"Sorry your boyfriend got eaten by kittens!"

Black Sword
May 1st, 2012, 10:25 PM
It all makes sense, Sakura has a flea infestation.

RoadBuster
May 3rd, 2012, 06:43 AM
"I was going to be Superman AND John Constantine all at the same time.

I sewed an S to my Hellblazer."

Gaterjhonz
May 7th, 2012, 04:34 AM
Come with me, come and cry with me
Got to be, got to be, now you got to be free (Yeah!)
~Noizy Tribe

Hn, don't know if it's my perverted side showing me something from those lyrics, or it is just my normal side telling my perverted side there is something in those lyrics

Keyne
May 7th, 2012, 04:48 AM
"People die when they're killed"
Honestly, guize...

SPARTAN 119 Returns
May 7th, 2012, 11:23 AM
its the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green

"What do you call Shithead when Shithead fucks up?"


Also

*to the tune of Mami's theme from Madoka*

"Yummy, oh Yummy. Lick my feet and I'm such a boss. You're a lesbian"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEUk7fj9j8k

Black Sword
May 7th, 2012, 11:35 AM
Where do whores go?