View Full Version : Would you eat this?

August 16th, 2012, 01:14 PM
http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/34498/would+you+eat+this+albino+burmese+python+its+sweet +and+tasty+seriously/

Title is the question. Would you or wouldn't you?

This is a serious question, people. In fact, it's so serious that I had to turn to the most serious board on the forum in order to find the answers that I seek.

Because the 7th is a serious board. Everyone knows that this board is serious business, all the serious time.

And those answers? Did I mention that those are totally serious? Well I have now.

No, really, would you eat this cake?

August 16th, 2012, 01:16 PM
Would depend on the texture of the outside layer. XP

August 16th, 2012, 01:27 PM
Outside is like, fondant.

I haven't had a cake with a fondant layer in a looooong time, so I've forgotten how that tastes.

August 16th, 2012, 01:40 PM
So sad, poor sncake! ;_;

Chaos Greyblood
August 16th, 2012, 02:03 PM
This reminds me of that cooking segment on MGS IV when the game's just starting and the TV cook just invited someone from the audience to cut off a head from a snake. You can try to imagine what they'll do with it.

Oh, and a few years before that, there was MGS 3: Operation Snake Eater. You can take that to the bank that Big Boss is gonna eat it.

Oh, read the article now and I gotta say... that's a cake?!? o_O ...Big Boss would still eat it, though.

August 16th, 2012, 02:15 PM

August 16th, 2012, 02:51 PM
Sure, I love cake.

August 16th, 2012, 03:25 PM
Freak the heck out of me, but yes. If it is cake and not a nasty flavor than yes I would eat it.

August 16th, 2012, 03:34 PM
Albino Burmese Python-flavored Albino Burmese Python cake (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Albino_burmese_pythons.jpg)

August 16th, 2012, 04:43 PM
I might eat it if it were snake, maybe not if it were cake. I don't like cake all that much.

August 16th, 2012, 06:50 PM
Yes, I definitely would. Even if it wasn't a cake.

Ivan The Mouse
August 16th, 2012, 11:15 PM

August 16th, 2012, 11:24 PM
Sorry, I now it's old and used up but it has to be said...

The cake is a lie

August 16th, 2012, 11:27 PM
Well how big is it?

August 16th, 2012, 11:48 PM
Big as a modestly-sized coiled albino Burmese Python, I'm presuming.

Granted, you don't have to eat all of it at once, but would you be willing to sneak a slice from the serpent?

August 17th, 2012, 12:05 AM
Just call me snake eater.

God, that is an amazing job though, this woman so go into making cakes.

August 17th, 2012, 12:24 AM
what if i dont want an albino one?

August 17th, 2012, 07:38 AM
Sorry, I now it's old and used up but it has to be said...

The cake is a lie

You're wrong. In this case the snake is a lie.


August 17th, 2012, 07:56 AM
You're wrong. In this case the snake is a lie.

They're only making you think so.

Cube snake is not a lie.

Ivan The Mouse
August 17th, 2012, 08:05 AM
Cake or snake, either way, it is a lie.