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ItsaRandomUsername
March 28th, 2011, 07:41 PM
Exactly what you think it means, people. Reveal your innermost, most primal, most raw, most ridiculous fears out there.


I'll kick this off:

Wedgies
Tsunamis
Furby

06adi
March 28th, 2011, 07:53 PM
Abandonded sea installations
Barges on the River Thames at night time
Creaky old metal-box elevators/lifts
Being lonely for the rest of my life

lethum
March 28th, 2011, 07:57 PM
Being SI'd into another verse by a sadistic evil!me.

Theocrass
March 28th, 2011, 08:00 PM
Seconding Furby. Those things are freakin' creepy.

I used to be afraid a needle would stab me in butt whenever I used the toilet.

I also used to be afraid a giant worm would rise out of the ground, ala Tremors, and devour me.

Brynhilde
March 28th, 2011, 08:08 PM
The fear that if I sit down and study for my pharmacotherapy lectures for too long, I would get a DVT (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_vein_thrombosis) (deep vein thromboembolism) @[email protected]

ItsaRandomUsername
March 28th, 2011, 08:09 PM
Also, nighttime paralysis.

I nearly soil myself when I think about that happening to me.

06adi
March 28th, 2011, 08:11 PM
Failing all my exams.
I lose soo much sleep over that!

Bring
March 28th, 2011, 08:21 PM
Bricks.

I have a bad history with them.......

Theocrass
March 28th, 2011, 08:34 PM
Must ... resist ... urge to post brick video!

TypeWannabe
March 28th, 2011, 08:38 PM
Dying alone scares me.

Theocrass
March 28th, 2011, 08:39 PM
That's not ridiculous. It's perfectly understandable. Though I must say, your comment makes me imagine a small man child who needs a hug.

TypeWannabe
March 28th, 2011, 08:41 PM
That's not ridiculous. It's perfectly understandable. Though I must say, your comment makes me imagine a small man child who needs a hug.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR4noLJxPYkQD5cueDjsqIWYqW_JiTsW VCXmMHbyaEvRxzPP9Pwjw

If that was a caption to some appropriate image, you would have been a winrar.

Theocrass
March 28th, 2011, 08:42 PM
At least I get a cookie. Also, my urge beat me. I'm now posting a brick video.

This feels horribly mean-spirited ... but I can't resist.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZfUftKFQjQ

TypeWannabe
March 28th, 2011, 08:47 PM
This wheel in the sky keeps on turning, oh I don't know where I'll be tomoROWWOW ooh the wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'

ItsaRandomUsername
March 28th, 2011, 08:57 PM
Katy Perry.



...don't ask.

Theocrass
March 28th, 2011, 08:58 PM
Did she ... violate you?

04satsujinki40
March 28th, 2011, 08:59 PM
eheheheh

lethum
March 28th, 2011, 09:00 PM
*Chuckles*

ItsaRandomUsername
March 28th, 2011, 09:16 PM
*shudders*



Really don't ask.

Theocrass
March 28th, 2011, 09:21 PM
But that just makes me want to ask more! D:

ItsaRandomUsername
March 28th, 2011, 09:27 PM
But that just makes me want to ask more! D:

There is no reason! It's a completely unfounded and totally irrational fear! And that's what bothers me so much about it! Okay?! Happy now!?

*sobs quietly in a corner*



Thanks for helping me get that off my chest, Theo. I feel better about it now.
Although she still creept me the fuck out...

Theocrass
March 28th, 2011, 09:31 PM
There, there. Why don't you tell your good friend Theo all about your childhood years, IRUn-brono?

Kotonoha
March 28th, 2011, 09:33 PM
The sound of a hairdryer.

I don't know, the sound makes me feel really uneasy, so I don't use one. The reason why will forever be a mystery.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 28th, 2011, 09:33 PM
There, there. Why don't you tell your good friend Theo all about your childhood years, IRUn-brono?



It all started, when I was six years old...


;__;

Theocrass
March 28th, 2011, 09:36 PM
The sound of a hairdryer.

I don't know, the sound makes me feel really uneasy, so I don't use one. The reason why will forever be a mystery.

Sounds like someone needs some desensitization therapy~

We'll chain you up to a chair, hook up like fifty hair dryers, turn them on, and leave you in the room with them for a few days. How's that sound?

@ IRUn-brono: It's alright buddy, it's alright.

Lavender
March 28th, 2011, 09:49 PM
Walking up the stairs, mainly when indoors and in the dark at night.

I had a nightmare when I was four years old or so... Ever since then I occasionally feel a bit chilled when I climb to the top of a staircase.

lethum
March 28th, 2011, 10:00 PM
That's a weird thing to be scared of. *Nod* Very in topic.

HitokiriNanaya
March 28th, 2011, 10:05 PM
Weird thing that scares me......2 girls 1 cup

King Rorthur
March 28th, 2011, 10:27 PM
I used to be scared of "Greys" aka those alien things.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 28th, 2011, 10:33 PM
El Chupacabra.



And I'm only 1/6 Mexican. Is that where that fear comes from? Is it genetic or something? o__0

MZeroX
March 28th, 2011, 11:07 PM
people

04satsujinki40
March 28th, 2011, 11:11 PM
videos that wont load since i dont get to watch my fav anime.

MZeroX
March 28th, 2011, 11:15 PM
installer progress that suddenly freezes up

lilithsama
March 28th, 2011, 11:25 PM
sleeping through IMPORTANT shit
=_=

HitokiriNanaya
March 28th, 2011, 11:41 PM
doing homework or seeing any grades for test, whether i studied for it or not

Theocrass
March 29th, 2011, 12:32 AM
El Chupacabra.



And I'm only 1/6 Mexican. Is that where that fear comes from? Is it genetic or something? o__0

Hahaha! That reminds me, my Tio Javier used to have two rabbits down at one of my family's properties in Mexico. One day, he woke up and found both of them completely drained of blood. Something had broken into their cage.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 29th, 2011, 12:48 AM
Dude! Theo! Stop it! You're gonna give me nightmares! D:

Theocrass
March 29th, 2011, 01:00 AM
I'm fairly certain that, if the Chupacabra does exist, seeing as it's standard fare is goats and rabbits, it can't be all that impressive physically. I mean, you don't really here stories about finding people drained of blood. Obviously it isn't large enough to threaten you physically, if it does exist.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 29th, 2011, 01:03 AM
You do have a point there, so I feel a little better about it.
Just a little.

Random thought:
In my mind's eye, I always though of it like a coyote-sized furby with Katy Perry's face.


...I don't get it either.

Theocrass
March 29th, 2011, 01:07 AM
Have you seen the Jackie Chan Adventures Chupacabra? That's what I always see.

Hoster
March 29th, 2011, 02:19 AM
*Searches for this 'Cupracabra' thing*

Looks grumpy...

Theocrass
March 29th, 2011, 02:33 AM
Yeah, the Chupacabra is basically a Mexican vampire. I'm surprised you haven't heard of it, though that may just be bias from growing up in a Hispanic community.

People can't agree if it's an individual creature, or an entire species. It's allegedly responsible for a rash of cattle killings in the South Western US, various goat killings in South and Central America, and people just tend to blame it when they find carcasses emptied of blood.

Also, I found this creepy as hell video on youtube. IRUn-brono, watch at your own risk. >: )


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmHmnfgON4A

Hoster
March 29th, 2011, 02:55 AM
We blame the wolf, you blame little Gray children...

I want to poke those eyes with a stick, they look so big, round and easy to gouge.

Theocrass
March 29th, 2011, 02:57 AM
Erm ... what are you talking about? I couldn't really understand ... well, any of your post.

I used to be scared of the Bogeyman. I eventually convinced myself that if he was real, he couldn't be as bad as everyone said, so I'd talk at wherever I thought he was hiding in my room. It was still fucking scary.

ItsaRandomUsername
March 29th, 2011, 02:59 AM
*El Chupacabra video*

...

...

...

...

...

...mama, I'm scared.

Theocrass
March 29th, 2011, 02:59 AM
You watched the video, didn't you?

ItsaRandomUsername
March 29th, 2011, 03:00 AM
Kinda.


...wah.

Theocrass
March 29th, 2011, 03:01 AM
I know how you feel. That thing scared the crap out of me when I first saw it.

Hoster
March 29th, 2011, 03:16 AM
Erm ... what are you talking about? I couldn't really understand ... well, any of your post.

Well, to me it sounds like it is just another legend spurred from livestock getting killed, so just like we blame the wolf for 90% of livestock getting killed, Mexicans seem to blame (if I understand it correctly) this Chupra-thing, which from the article on wikipedia looks kind of like a little goblin with a Grey's head...

And big hallow eyes = desire to gouge them out for me.

Theocrass
March 29th, 2011, 03:18 AM
Actually, there are several ideas for what a Chupacabra could look like.

And it's not as simple as that either. Obviously, wolves/coyotes/foxes/wild dogs would be blamed normally. But the Chupacrabra's supposed calling card is that it drains carcasses of blood, something canines don't do.

Hoster
March 29th, 2011, 03:29 AM
Aren't there some kind of vampiric bat living in Mexico?

Theocrass
March 29th, 2011, 03:33 AM
Vampire bats aren't terribly large, and I don't think they hunt in packs or aim to even kill their prey.

Hoster
March 29th, 2011, 03:36 AM
Maybe there is some bay rabies going on?

KENTA
March 29th, 2011, 03:42 AM
Clowns

Ivan The Mouse
March 29th, 2011, 07:07 AM
Dead birds.

FcS
March 29th, 2011, 08:54 AM
Clowns

THIS. ;w; The makeup always creeps me out.

Theocrass
March 29th, 2011, 09:48 AM
I used to be afraid of clowns. And then my fear became hatred! :D

FcS
March 29th, 2011, 11:04 AM
Lol, it's hard to remember that some people wants to be clown to cheer up some kids. =_=;;

Other than clowns, I'm afraid of dead animals too. OTL It's just too sad that I can't look at them... If they don't shape like animals anymore, it's alright. But if I see a dead rabbit or dog... ;______; Not exactly afraid, but yeah...

TypeWannabe
March 29th, 2011, 03:38 PM
I'm scared of talking to people.

lilithsama
March 29th, 2011, 03:47 PM
....worms/maggots

other bugs ill just squish with my hand, spiders kinda bug me but im okies with them, specially cus onii is terrified of them
i keep joking im gonna get a tarantula and put it on his faced wile hes sleeping
then he said hed slit my throat open
lols~

but yeah, like, worm worms id be okay if i was prepared, like if i just see one out of nowhere i freak out, but like if someones like oh this is a worm, im okies

..................anything else like that freaks me right the fuck out

onii pointed out the silkworms hanging from the tree out back
guess im never going out there again =_=

oh and slugs
those f*cking things.....

Theocrass
March 29th, 2011, 03:48 PM
I'm scared of silence.

lethum
March 29th, 2011, 04:59 PM
Dementors. *Shifty eyes*

Theocrass
March 29th, 2011, 05:03 PM
Dementors? That is pretty silly.

Kotonoha
March 29th, 2011, 05:16 PM
Silly?

They SUCK OUT YOUR SOUL THROUGH YOUR MOUTH MAN!

TypeWannabe
March 29th, 2011, 05:17 PM
That's just their way of doing mouth to mouth Koto.

Theocrass
March 29th, 2011, 05:19 PM
Silly?

They SUCK OUT YOUR SOUL THROUGH YOUR MOUTH MAN!

I remain unimpressed, dear Koto-san.

Don't judge 'cuz they different. :p

lethum
March 29th, 2011, 05:21 PM
Dementors are like the borg, only with souls, immortal and weak only to soulless constructs of happy emotion. From another POV, the dementor's soul sucking counts as their foreplay/sex/both.

Cruor
March 29th, 2011, 05:34 PM
I'm scared of eating grapes. But the funny thing is I love grapes but am scared of eating them.

Highlight at your own risk of never being able to eat grapes again. I'm like this because my mom and a news story I once saw said spiders can hide grapes. I'm not scared of spiders, hell, I kill them all the time but fuck there is no way I will eat them. Oh right, I hear sometimes Black Widows can get in there. I'm definitely not gonna eat some super poisonous spider despite my love of grapes.

Keyne
March 29th, 2011, 05:41 PM
I'm scared of silence.

Enjoy the silence...

As for me, Mike :3

Theocrass
March 29th, 2011, 05:58 PM
Enjoy the silence...

As for me, Mike :3

I'M GOING INSANE! Oh, wait. No, I'm not. Because I have a Temptations album right here. :p

Flame
March 30th, 2011, 07:37 AM
Failing all my exams.
I lose soo much sleep over that!

Quoted for the truth.

06adi
March 31st, 2011, 10:55 PM
Mantits

Theocrass
March 31st, 2011, 11:17 PM
Man tits?

OR Mantis?

http://www.anneofcarversville.com/storage/_1933375_mantis300.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION= 1291233667570

ItsaRandomUsername
March 31st, 2011, 11:20 PM
I wanna hug it!

Theocrass
March 31st, 2011, 11:22 PM
I know right?!

Edit: Also, scholarship applications scare the crap out of me because I hate writing essays.

lilithsama
March 31st, 2011, 11:58 PM
i dont hate them

i would just prefer to do other things

no finaid kick back
that is very scary

mangafreak7793
April 1st, 2011, 12:52 AM
zombies

Theocrass
April 1st, 2011, 12:54 AM
Guys, this is a thread for weird things that scare you.

ItsaRandomUsername
April 1st, 2011, 01:29 AM
Catfish.

Theocrass
April 1st, 2011, 02:13 AM
^ Really?

lilithsama
April 1st, 2011, 02:25 AM
THOSE MOTHER F*CKERS CAN BE DOWN RIGHT CREEPY

Theocrass
April 1st, 2011, 02:28 AM
Bu-bu-bu-but they're just fish! ;_;

ItsaRandomUsername
April 1st, 2011, 02:31 AM
Those whiskers, man. And those gaping mouths! And they grow to be sooo big, too... :O

*shudders*

lilithsama
April 1st, 2011, 02:43 AM
dont like the taste either =_=

Twelveseal
April 1st, 2011, 02:55 AM
Not a fan of maggots, myself. Something about the way they wriggle and squirm and writhe together just creeps me out.

lilithsama
April 1st, 2011, 02:58 AM
EXACTLY

Ivan The Mouse
April 1st, 2011, 03:58 AM
How about Leeches? Oversized maggots which suck on your blood, eh?

ItsaRandomUsername
April 1st, 2011, 11:57 AM
Don't remind me of those. They have mouths on both ends. BOTH ENDS, MAN.

Also...LAMPREYS. Creepy-ass fuckers.

KENTA
April 1st, 2011, 11:58 AM
Not a fan of maggots, myself. Something about the way they wriggle and squirm and writhe together just creeps me out.

Excuse me while I frantically scratch my neck.

lilithsama
April 1st, 2011, 12:12 PM
animated or in videos, not so bad

but irl
JESUS F*CKING CHRIST

uuughhh bad memories of helping alice garden
...so many grubs

....ughh

Kotonoha
April 1st, 2011, 12:19 PM
spiders can hide grapes

Cruor is afraid that spiders will hide his grapes.

Yes I am very far behind in this thread.


How about Leeches? Oversized maggots which suck on your blood, eh?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Trauma.

Theocrass
April 1st, 2011, 02:26 PM
Decapitated shrimp heads have scared me ever since I accidentally pulled one up from some murky water covering a block in the sink drain.

lilithsama
April 1st, 2011, 03:14 PM
wet paper, tissues, tp

i dunno why, it just really bugs the f*ck out of me

Optimus
April 1st, 2011, 03:58 PM
Wasps freak the hell out of me. Especially after I say one ripping pieces of steak leftovers and eating them.

Also, Eldritch Abominations of any kind used to haunt my dreams up to two years ago. That and parasitic worms. When I was a kid, I had those and... Ewww.

Muse
April 1st, 2011, 04:52 PM
I think its safe here to say that I greatly fear dolls (anything except Barbie), you can't even get me to go down that aisle in Walmart. . .
And thanks to a combination of foreign horror films and Fatal Frame I've been taught to fear everything from a notebook, to toilets, shiny objects on the ground, and unusual rooms in houses, etc.
I also fear spiders that run backwards at mach 6 towards toilets screaming violent obscenities, damn near couldn't go pee after that!

lilithsama
April 1st, 2011, 04:54 PM
I fear i will not be able to HANDLE THE MOE OF THAT LAST POST~!!

You adorable thing you~!!
come here, lili will protect you~!!

Muse
April 1st, 2011, 05:01 PM
:D

lilithsama
April 1st, 2011, 05:03 PM
ne ne ne ne ne ne
is Muse really a girl~~??

we has so many traps around here, sometimes hard to tell *cough* Rain, Koji *cough*

oh another thing i fear, unexpected traps
i has no problem with traps, theyre actually downright cute
just a little unsettling when youre expecting vag000 to get big old p0n0s

DarkMAN
April 1st, 2011, 05:13 PM
shiny objects on the ground
Yeah, picking up that stuff almost always triggers enemies to spawn around.

Muse
April 1st, 2011, 05:15 PM
Ahaha! I understand well your words of trap fearing confusion.

Muse promises by her word she has no penis in any way, shape, or form ^^

Theocrass
April 1st, 2011, 05:16 PM
Hippos.

lilithsama
April 1st, 2011, 05:18 PM
YAY MORE FEMALES TO WUZZLEEE~~!!!!

blegh something i is scared of.... i dunno mirrors sometimes freak me out
like late at night in the dark, dunno why
maybe like all those urban legends about shit? those crappy movies?
eh, although if a light is on i cant keep away

im high-maintenance/superficial like that

Muse
April 1st, 2011, 05:19 PM
Hippos.
And that thing in your sig. doesn't bother you? I dunno whether to think its cute or creepy D:

Muse
April 1st, 2011, 05:21 PM
Females are the awesome, one of many reasons I love them so much!

lol, if I wasn't a bit narcissitic around mirrors I'd fear old demonic nuns crawling around in them.

One thing I defnitely can't handle? Tentacles. Anything that has tentacles! Including Sakura's crazy demon black dress thing.

Theocrass
April 1st, 2011, 05:26 PM
And that thing in your sig. doesn't bother you? I dunno whether to think its cute or creepy D:

An adorable little arachnid (not even a tenth the size of my finger) who likes to hop around versus a massive, aggressive beast who is faster than me on both land and water. :/

Hmm ....

Also, I love playing with jumping spiders. They're sooooooooooo cute!

lilithsama
April 1st, 2011, 05:27 PM
I F*CKING LOVE TENTACLES

fave foods are tentacle oriented (unagi/ tako)
F*CKING love eldritch/lovecraft stuff

and Saya is my waifu~~

hrmm porn wise, i really dun like bestiality/furry shit
.....that is just wrong
REALLY
REALLY
WRONG

Theocrass
April 1st, 2011, 05:28 PM
Neither do I, actually. Why do people always assume that? Can't I just love bears?

Muse
April 1st, 2011, 05:31 PM
An adorable little arachnid (not even a tenth the size of my finger) who likes to hop around versus a massive, aggressive beast who is faster than me on both land and water. :/

Hmm ....

Also, I love playing with jumping spiders. They're sooooooooooo cute!
WHAT!? But those are the only spiders I actually like!
They're so scary up close DX
I don't think I'd like to be near a hippo. . . quite monstrous.

Lili, I can agree with the porn thing, but I still refuse to get near a tentacle.
It was thanks to porn that I hate them so much. Not to mention just looking at the animals they come off of *twitch*

Theocrass
April 1st, 2011, 05:34 PM
D: What have Cephalopods ever done to you?

lilithsama
April 1st, 2011, 05:36 PM
i love the animals they come off of

and the porn is okies, like
actually pretty tame

..... i play alot of nitro+ =_=, so yeah, cant not like em and do that

hrmm, i think Saya is the only reason i liked em to begin with
then F*CKING TAKOOOOO~!!!
SOOO DELICIOUS
speciall the suckers~

Muse
April 1st, 2011, 05:36 PM
lol, nothing really, other than choking me when I eat them.
I'm just not very fond of aquatic things, making my living in Florida a basket of irony.

lilithsama
April 1st, 2011, 05:44 PM
lols
lili lives in georgia

hates peaches, peanut butter, fried chicken, greens,

hrmm i think the only "southern" food im okay with is grits

lols so yeah, living heres kinda ironic i guess

although i lives around ATON of korean/asia stores/food places (now)
i loves asian food too~

Lotus Saint
April 1st, 2011, 05:51 PM
Bot Fly maggots.
Look up videos of them on youtube.

lilithsama
April 1st, 2011, 05:51 PM
DEAR GOD WHY DID YOU REMIND ME OF THAT????

Lotus Saint
April 1st, 2011, 05:52 PM
Because I had to.
And because they scare me.

lilithsama
April 1st, 2011, 05:54 PM
.....................they dont scare me

they make me want to retch my entire insides onto the floor


....uuughhhhh

well good for diet i suppose

just
uughhh

Lotus Saint
April 1st, 2011, 05:56 PM
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTo9Gc5ucMq_8pHrwWKH8ugBG3JWQXmn YIS_cpgSzbeR-ulbGvPeg&t=1



You are now imaging them in your eyes.

lilithsama
April 1st, 2011, 06:03 PM
.........thanks for that

thanks so much

Lotus Saint
April 1st, 2011, 06:09 PM
You're welcome.

Now h's something to cheer you up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMDhyDFqtz8

lilithsama
April 1st, 2011, 06:10 PM
d'aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

i can't have cats
;^;

Lotus Saint
April 1st, 2011, 06:12 PM
That fucking sucks, man.

lilithsama
April 1st, 2011, 06:14 PM
we apparently had one when i was way little
dun member though

tousan is allergic
apparently onii is now too

so yeahs
we has dogs though
2
one is old bastard we got when he was 3
one is puppy we got a year ago
HE IS SO ADORABLLLLEEE~~~

oh another fear
my puppy getting hurt/dying
other one i dun give a f*ck about
ive been ready for him to kick the bucket for like 2 years
plus he just smells like death
death and ass

Optimus
April 1st, 2011, 06:14 PM
I could have a dog... If that goddamned bastard whom law says is my "father" decided to leave our house.

MZeroX
April 1st, 2011, 06:19 PM
as a child, i was allergic to pet dander in general. then i went house sitting once for cash, they had 4 cats. at the start, it was horrible but i kept reminding myself that 300 dollars were in sight. i feel asleep, and woke up with 3 of the cats sleeping on me and one of the adolescent females rubbing my elbow with a certain part; i stopped having cat allergies after that day by some weird magic. though now my reaction to dog dander is much stronger. =____=;

lilithsama
April 1st, 2011, 06:19 PM
allergies are weird like that

MZeroX
April 1st, 2011, 06:24 PM
i find it kinda funny that the adolescent female cat that was humping my elbow was named Rin. She was some sort of short haired pure white with distinctive ears.
anyways, something that is strangely frightening to me are people who can smile with their eyes without moving their mouth.

Lotus Saint
April 1st, 2011, 06:34 PM
You're scared of Brock?

MZeroX
April 1st, 2011, 06:36 PM
honestly, he's a dude without a shirt that boasts about being as hard as a rock to ten year olds. i'm frightened in a different sense.

Optimus
April 1st, 2011, 06:40 PM
That's not scary. That's just creepy.

MZeroX
April 1st, 2011, 06:44 PM
how is someone who sends out his rock hard snake to tackle your little turtle after making his rocky ball wet not scary?

Optimus
April 1st, 2011, 06:46 PM
Pokemon are scary by themselves. I mean. They can control the forces of nature. Some can create huge floods. Others can just make hueg earthquakes, fires, hurricanes happen. Others, can kill you with a thought, just like that. That, without entering legendary territory of course.

MZeroX
April 1st, 2011, 07:04 PM
Digimon are scarier, at least whenever they manifest in the human world. Some mid-tier digimon have attack descriptions that are nuclear warhead class. mid-tier digimon.

Optimus
April 1st, 2011, 07:07 PM
IIRC there was a Digimon (Remember that they are supposedly digital data) that could nuke the entire universe...

MZeroX
April 1st, 2011, 07:09 PM
there are like 3 i can think of off of the top of my head.
5-10 that can destroy planets, and like 20-30 that can wipe out continents.

Theocrass
April 1st, 2011, 07:39 PM
Man ... I can't recall ever having any animal problems really.

Kotonoha
April 2nd, 2011, 12:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YvyXu7coXA

lilithsama
April 2nd, 2011, 12:14 AM
yeah
anybody still want a pet owl?

Theocrass
April 2nd, 2011, 12:16 AM
Me. I still want a pet owl.

KENTA
April 2nd, 2011, 12:22 AM
Me too.

lilithsama
April 2nd, 2011, 12:23 AM
...F*cking harry potter... *grumble grumble*

KENTA
April 2nd, 2011, 12:23 AM
Nah, I've always thought Owls were cool.

And besides, I look like Ron Weasley, shouldn't I want a rat?

lethum
April 2nd, 2011, 12:24 AM
Maybe an hyperactive midget owl?

lilithsama
April 2nd, 2011, 12:24 AM
i know so many girls with crushes on Rupert Grint


...
....

NO KENKEN DOES NOT LOOK LIKE RON WEASLEY
*grabs stick*
BACK OFF

lethum
April 2nd, 2011, 12:27 AM
*Got confused trying to figure out what Rupert Giles actor had to do with anything*

*Understands*

Lotus Saint
April 2nd, 2011, 12:27 AM
Walking outside at night always creeps me out.

lethum
April 2nd, 2011, 12:28 AM
That's perfectly normal.

KENTA
April 2nd, 2011, 12:29 AM
i know so many girls with crushes on Rupert Grint

Really? Cause I think he looks like a stupid fuck, myself.

Lotus Saint
April 2nd, 2011, 12:30 AM
That's perfectly normal.



Especially when you live in an area with bears, coyotes, wolves, mountain lions, bigfoots, and crazy hobos.

Theocrass
April 2nd, 2011, 12:31 AM
...F*cking harry potter... *grumble grumble*

It has nothing to do with a movie/book series I don't keep up with/read.

lilithsama
April 2nd, 2011, 12:56 AM
Really? Cause I think he looks like a stupid fuck, myself.

of course you do
=3=

MZeroX
April 4th, 2011, 04:18 AM
happy laughter. creepy laughter (creepy according to most others) actually makes me happy, but happy laughter (also according to most others) freaks me out.

Ivan The Mouse
April 4th, 2011, 06:45 AM
Content warnings. I don't know, but they scare the living shit out of me.

04satsujinki40
April 4th, 2011, 08:09 PM
not-so-fun grinding

MZeroX
April 4th, 2011, 08:13 PM
that scares you? i could understand not looking forward to it, but actually being frightened of grinding?

04satsujinki40
April 4th, 2011, 08:17 PM
maybe it surpassed "not looking forward to"? o3O

ItsaRandomUsername
April 12th, 2011, 03:51 AM
Public Restrooms.

Keyne
April 12th, 2011, 03:55 AM
Public Restrooms.

Yeah, those are scary. :|

Theocrass
April 12th, 2011, 08:44 AM
Thirded.

I am also afraid someone will steal my perfect cereal bowl.

mangafreak7793
April 13th, 2011, 11:10 PM
http://img2.gelbooru.com//images/485/f2b0f3acd8ce55f74daac790cd74c38b3275a008.jpg?61063 4

This

Lotus Saint
April 13th, 2011, 11:29 PM
School restrooms.

I've seen shit on the CEILING.
No seriously, ON THE FUCKING CEILING.

MZeroX
April 13th, 2011, 11:30 PM
I've seen feces on the ceiling before. That was when I worked at a facility for mentally and physically disabled children.

Now something that honestly scares me is a floating, glowing orange/red ball that chases me when I'm in a fleshy hall where everything looks the same.

Lotus Saint
April 13th, 2011, 11:31 PM
Was there also toilet paper stuck up there?

MZeroX
April 13th, 2011, 11:34 PM
Some on the walls, and the feces on the ceiling, so yeah. Shit and partially used wipes everywhere but the toilet. Not really frightening, just smelly and kind of sad.

Lotus Saint
April 13th, 2011, 11:38 PM
It scares me though.

Neir
April 13th, 2011, 11:48 PM
Moths. I don't like them. Not one bit.

Lotus Saint
April 13th, 2011, 11:54 PM
...Moths?

Neir
April 13th, 2011, 11:58 PM
Moths.

ItsaRandomUsername
April 13th, 2011, 11:59 PM
Freaky little guys...

Also:
LAMPREYS

lilithsama
April 14th, 2011, 12:08 AM
ugh moths really freak me out
they're so furry and icky uuuughhhhhh

like a ton of qualities i dun like about bugs all in one

AND FUCKING FURRY CATERPILLARS
I HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH REGULAR ONES AND WORM SHIT AS IT IS
THOSE ARE JUST UGHHH.....


even worse monkey caterpillar slug
....that is just
....
...
if i ever saw one irl
i would sh*t myself
...........
well no that makes lili sound more tough/manly when she's scared

i'm a total little bitch when i am, like high pitched screams, crying, prolly doing that f*cking thing where you stand on a chair/cower in a corner or curling up in a ball

there was a f*cking inchworm in my jp class today although not totally near me, i had to muster everything i had to f*cking keep it together

Lotus Saint
April 14th, 2011, 12:12 AM
How about MOTHMAN?!


I find moths adorable.

Neir
April 14th, 2011, 12:13 AM
I think Mothra would be worse than Mothman. Mothman I could hit with a bat. Moths, harder. Mothra, MUCH HARDER.

lilithsama
April 14th, 2011, 12:15 AM
lol, that kinda has nostalgia for me like i watched the movie along time ago, .. middle school? like when i think of it i think of my room then and all that so a pretty good memory attached to that
also like all that shiz on fox family, oh like... what was it called again... Real Scary Stories? or something like that

ugh one episode kinda f*cked with me, still does a little, like they talked about waking up in the middle of the night and seeing glowing red eyes in the room across the hall, and like of course they had a still of it, like wasn't real and was like reproduction, but god that really really f*cked me over

Lotus Saint
April 14th, 2011, 12:18 AM
Like this?
http://animal.discovery.com/tv/lost-tapes/mothman/images/mothman.jpg

lilithsama
April 14th, 2011, 12:23 AM
nah it was a little different, like just a black voide with glowing red dots

and a hall closet beside it

ughhhhhhh i dunno why it just gives me shivers, guess cus it was when i was younger? so f*cks with me more?

although i was so crazy occult/horror fanatic around then, so eh

i dunno, like i'm desensitized to a lot of things, just certain things still f*ck with me, like mainly sh*t that screwed me over when i was younger

like i'm actual pretty okay with body horror now, i still really dun like it, but not so bad
JUST JESUS CHRIST THAT 1 F*CKING jeff goldblum movie ughh
like, only thing that messes with me as bad as it does

i know its kinda my fault for bringing it up... but please (if you know the film i'm referring to) don't post any pictures or anything... i know its fun to troll and tease, just really, like just the mention of it almost has me in tears it messes with me so bad..

mangafreak7793
April 14th, 2011, 12:36 AM
Teletubbies

ItsaRandomUsername
April 14th, 2011, 12:37 AM
Hiiiiii Neiiiiiirrrrrr~

http://amyhogan.com/blog/renovation/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/moth-1024x787.jpg

Neir
April 14th, 2011, 12:38 AM
Why. WHY DO YOU DO THIS? D:

lilithsama
April 14th, 2011, 12:39 AM
WHY IS THE INTERNETS FUL OF CLOSE-UPS OF BUGS?????

GRAAHHH LET ME GO BACK TO MY SHREDDED DICKS AND RULE 34

Lotus Saint
April 14th, 2011, 12:40 AM
So cute~

ItsaRandomUsername
April 14th, 2011, 12:44 AM
D'AAWWWWW
http://dddier.googlepages.com/out_002.jpg

Lotus Saint
April 14th, 2011, 12:45 AM
I...I want to hug it.

Neir
April 14th, 2011, 12:46 AM
Oh god fucking dammit.

It's time for bed anyway.

In the meantime, try looking for Creeping Eruption. That too, creeps me the fuck out.

Lotus Saint
April 14th, 2011, 12:48 AM
You won't be sleeping tonight, Neir.
http://www.grosse.is-a-geek.com/robopics/blogimages/20070613elephant_hawk_moth.png

Neir
April 14th, 2011, 12:51 AM
... I wanted to install the vista updates tonight. They're downloading. And honestly, these are pretty interesting. This coloration is pretty intense for an insect with virtually no defenses.

It's really the regular moths which scare me, honestly.

Lotus Saint
April 14th, 2011, 12:52 AM
This fucker's adorable.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LbccUVbSRd8/SgSHThrp6-I/AAAAAAAAEno/Cj9LuCH3Ypc/s400/Giant+Wood+Moth,+new.jpg

Neir
April 14th, 2011, 12:53 AM
...okay, maybe not just the regular ones. Holy fuck.

Lotus Saint
April 14th, 2011, 01:02 AM
How can that freak you out?
It's so cute~

Twelveseal
April 14th, 2011, 01:03 AM
D'awww. Cute lil' moths.

Can't stand 'em when they're flying into my face, though. Get too close to a light at night, and bam! Freaking kamikaze bugs. I still remember visiting Mammoth Cave during the summer one year, and seeing shit-ton Io Moths all over the place at night. They're like 3-4 inch long orange, yellow, and brown.

Oooh, or the very rare Luna Moth. I've seen those twice. Ever. Damn things are about six inches wide, maybe bigger.

Lotus Saint
April 14th, 2011, 01:05 AM
How about this guy?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/wiltshire/content/images/2005/04/20/atlas_moth_1_470x312.jpg

lethum
April 14th, 2011, 01:06 AM
Pixdaus.com says I should visit, but wont show me the pic.

Lotus Saint
April 14th, 2011, 01:07 AM
Check it again.
Had to use a different picture.

Neir
April 14th, 2011, 01:10 AM
What you can actually do is jingle your keys. A number of moth species will plummet straight down to the ground. It's an evasive maneuver against bats. The sound your keys make is close enough (not close at all, actually, but still close enough) that the moths will interpret the sound as the echolocation of a bat, and will exhibit whatever anti-echolocation/anti-predatory/anti-bat behavior that particular species has evolved.

Lotus Saint
April 14th, 2011, 01:17 AM
DUDE

ItsaRandomUsername
April 14th, 2011, 01:24 AM
That's wild.

And the fuzzy ones are SO CUTE.

Twelveseal
April 14th, 2011, 01:28 AM
Thank you, good sir!

Lotus Saint
April 14th, 2011, 01:29 AM
And the fuzzy ones are SO CUTE
http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/520/galacticbrofist.jpg

ItsaRandomUsername
April 14th, 2011, 01:30 AM
Look at this:

http://www.utsc.utoronto.ca/~youson/images/lamprey.jpg


IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING FACEHUGGER!

Lampreys scare me SO MUCH.

Lotus Saint
April 14th, 2011, 01:30 AM
imagine a blowjob from it.

lilithsama
April 14th, 2011, 01:33 AM
thats pretty much equivalent to vagina dentata

THAT IS ONE PLACE TEETH DUN NEED TO BE

Lotus Saint
April 14th, 2011, 01:35 AM
It reminds me of sakura's vagina

ItsaRandomUsername
April 14th, 2011, 01:35 AM
You hear that? That's me shitting myself in abject horror.

lilithsama
April 14th, 2011, 01:38 AM
add spikes and itd be realta nua

although how spiked worms in the vag000 are better than p0n0s ones i will never know

Lotus Saint
April 14th, 2011, 01:38 AM
Now imagine this, you're swimming in a lake and having a good time.
When suddenly, A LAMPREY BITES ON TO YOUR DICK!
THEN SUDDENLY MORE APPEAR AND BITE ONTO DIFFERENT PART OF YOUR BODY AND BLEED YOU DRY!

MZeroX
April 14th, 2011, 01:40 AM
Sounds kinky.

ItsaRandomUsername
April 14th, 2011, 01:41 AM
*poot* D:

Lotus Saint
April 14th, 2011, 01:41 AM
It probably feel so good you'd vomit.
The warmth of it's mouth would wrap around you like a mollusk.

MZeroX
April 14th, 2011, 01:52 AM
It clamps down like the force of bivalve mollusk--soft inside with a tight squeeze, only spiked. The pleasure is sent up my spine waves. My head goes blank in the pain of ecstasy.

ItsaRandomUsername
April 14th, 2011, 01:53 AM
http://www.gifmix.net/smiley.php?image=puking-smilies/4.gif

Gaia
April 14th, 2011, 06:22 AM
This fucker's adorable.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LbccUVbSRd8/SgSHThrp6-I/AAAAAAAAEno/Cj9LuCH3Ypc/s400/Giant+Wood+Moth,+new.jpg

D'awwwwwwww! <3

Theocrass
April 14th, 2011, 09:47 AM
Sooooo .... you guys don't like lampreys, d'ya?

Remember this scene from King Kong?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LRuCLkXgPo

Lotus Saint
April 14th, 2011, 09:52 AM
IRUN's had a heart attack, and his family is sueing you.

Theocrass
April 14th, 2011, 09:56 AM
I plead not guilty! Besides, I'm just a bear. They'll never get past the tree huggers!

Neir
April 14th, 2011, 10:11 AM
Take a look at trichomonas. I'd post one, but I'm on my phone.

anamesis
April 14th, 2011, 10:13 AM
Is it weird that I fear exploding doorknobs?


it doesn't bother me if it is a handle, but if it is an older knob I fear it will somehow burst out of its socket and hurt me...with the force of a shotgun regardless of how normally impossible that is.

=_=

yeah.

ItsaRandomUsername
April 14th, 2011, 10:59 AM
Now THAT is bizarre.

ItsaRandomUsername
April 14th, 2011, 11:00 PM
http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/6775/paintboards.png

Not really scared of ^this, more like I feel unbelievable rage everytime I look at it.

Theocrass
April 14th, 2011, 11:35 PM
There, there. Just scroll up and watch that clip from King Kong. I guarantee you won't be angry anymore. :D

Lotus Saint
April 14th, 2011, 11:49 PM
http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/6775/paintboards.png



I'm raging so hard I can see his LINES.

Theocrass
April 14th, 2011, 11:51 PM
I'm scared that my constant complaining about my thick, fast-growing, and very troublesome fur will one day render me bald.

ItsaRandomUsername
April 15th, 2011, 12:24 AM
BTW, those are leechy-things, not true lampreys. Creepy, but they do not inspire the same fear in me as does the heathen-fish known as "the lamprey".

Lotus Saint
April 15th, 2011, 12:26 AM
You know, since we have a thread for things that scare us, why not make a thread for things that make us angry?
Although, it'd probably be flooded by PROBOARDS comments.


And Wasps scare me somewhat.

Theocrass
April 15th, 2011, 12:29 AM
BTW, those are leechy-things, not true lampreys. Creepy, but they do not inspire the same fear in me as does the heathen-fish known as "the lamprey".

Those are not "leechy" things, which you would have known if you bought the additional material! D:

They're evolved stomach worms.

@ Lotus: I'm going to post a video in a second for you. Btw, as some expositions, wasps and hornets are the same thing.

ItsaRandomUsername
April 15th, 2011, 12:30 AM
FML D:

Lotus Saint
April 15th, 2011, 12:31 AM
@ Lotus: I'm going to post a video in a second for you. Btw, as some expositions, wasps and hornets are the same thing.

Wait, WHAT?!

Theocrass
April 15th, 2011, 12:38 AM
Don't worry! You'll like it! >: D

Theocrass
April 15th, 2011, 12:44 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JAMQj9esss

Lotus Saint
April 15th, 2011, 12:47 AM
OOOHHHHH~

Theocrass
April 15th, 2011, 12:53 AM
Cool, right?

Ivan The Mouse
April 15th, 2011, 06:44 AM
Teratomas. Look them up.

Twelveseal
April 16th, 2011, 12:11 AM
Nice. So it's a tumor that grows random tissues inside of you. You have given me ideas... >:3

KENTA
April 16th, 2011, 12:12 AM
Fuck anything with a stinger.

lilithsama
April 16th, 2011, 12:29 AM
i dun mind em so much, least not anymore

BUT FUCK ALL OTHER BUGS

FUCK THEM HARD

KENTA
April 16th, 2011, 12:31 AM
FUCK CICADAS!

lilithsama
April 16th, 2011, 12:50 AM
cicadas are okies

KENTA
April 16th, 2011, 12:51 AM
NO! NO THEY ARE NOT!

lilithsama
April 16th, 2011, 12:52 AM
why?

Lotus Saint
April 16th, 2011, 12:52 AM
http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.batw.net/images/CicadaFront740_700.jpg&sa=X&ei=UyCpTYvqCpD4sAP2udD5DA&ved=0CAQQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNFsWssdScKmofpYRJ5cD6nx1MmSEg
"KEN CHAN~"

KENTA
April 16th, 2011, 12:53 AM
GAH! BACK OFF YOU EGYPT DESTROYING FUCKERS!

Theocrass
April 16th, 2011, 12:54 AM
I want to kiss it~

lilithsama
April 16th, 2011, 12:55 AM
so basically if you say you're afraid of something someone's gonna post a pic...

YOU KNOW WHAT IM AFRAID OF?
NAKED 8-YEAR OLDS!
THOSE FUCKERS FREAK ME RIGHT THE FUCK OUT

Lotus Saint
April 16th, 2011, 12:56 AM
http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://recordonline.org/wp-content/gallery/mascots/cicada.jpg&sa=X&ei=MiGpTaSQGoqksQOCh636DA&ved=0CAQQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNEvp9DwNmcyzR9QONTN6MZjhhuBiw
"KEN CHAN~ WHY DO YOU HATE ME?"




so basically if you say you're afraid of something someone's gonna post a pic...

YOU KNOW WHAT IM AFRAID OF?
NAKED 8-YEAR OLDS!
THOSE FUCKERS FREAK ME RIGHT THE FUCK OUT

Like anyone here will have pics of those.

MZeroX
April 16th, 2011, 01:20 AM
so basically if you say you're afraid of something someone's gonna post a pic...

YOU KNOW WHAT IM AFRAID OF?
NAKED 8-YEAR OLDS!
THOSE FUCKERS FREAK ME RIGHT THE FUCK OUTLike anyone here will have pics of those.
You can never be too sure. It is the internet. The problem seems more likely that finding a place to host the images without having some shit hit the fan.

Twelveseal
April 16th, 2011, 01:30 AM
Don't worry too much, Kenta.
I have a personal rage against Cicadas, too.
One time when I was little, one of those freaking huge green ones slammed right into my nose so hard it knocked me over. It hit me so hard the people around me thought I'd actually been shot, it made that loud a noise. Damn thing clung to my face and tried to climb it.

I do not like cicadas.

Theocrass
April 16th, 2011, 01:32 AM
There, there. Have a praying mantis instead.

http://quantumbiologist.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/praying-mantis.jpeg

Milbunk
April 16th, 2011, 01:35 AM
I'm always afraid that those things will spit in my eyes and blind me for the rest of my life.

Theocrass
April 16th, 2011, 01:39 AM
Th-They don't spit though!

Neither do Emperor Scorpions, so I'll post a picture of one.

http://www.seaworld.org/animal-info/animal-bytes/spooky-safari/images/scorpion.jpg

Milbunk
April 16th, 2011, 01:44 AM
But they look like they could.

Twelveseal
April 16th, 2011, 01:46 AM
D'awww. I had a pair of mantids as pets when I was younger.

They have a funky smell...

Never had a scorpion, though.

Ivan The Mouse
April 16th, 2011, 03:33 AM
Am I the only one here who isn't disturbed by bugs?

Theocrass
April 16th, 2011, 09:57 AM
I'm not either. But most of these creatures aren't bugs anyways.