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Lotus Saint
September 3rd, 2014, 09:53 AM
There is literally nothing to be gained from killing Gough. He drops his Greatbow if you kill him before he gives it to you. That's all. You get nothing from killing him.

That and he fights like a wrestler, you are fighting him in an enclosed space, and he can belly flop.


I like to imagine him killing the Chosen Undead with a suplex.

Ivan The Mouse
September 3rd, 2014, 09:57 AM
I feel like I want to see some rape porn.

Lotus Saint
September 3rd, 2014, 09:59 AM
Have you reached that point, Mouse? Have you reached that level where regular stuff no longer works?

Break
September 3rd, 2014, 10:03 AM
I prefer light armors. Usually.Now hurry up and kill Gywn, so that the Random Thoughts thread can go back to normal.I still need to go for Kalameet and his tail first.Wish i could play online now so that someone could distract him for the tailcut...

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Have you reached that point, Mouse? Have you reached that level where regular stuff no longer works?Hey, everybody's got their preferences. I, for example, have trouble going for stuff that doesnt include blowjobs.

Meh
September 3rd, 2014, 10:04 AM
Just found two nice remixes of Gwyn's boss theme


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbuAppPwkS8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm7qQ8ijrUE

Ivan The Mouse
September 3rd, 2014, 10:07 AM
Have you reached that point, Mouse? Have you reached that level where regular stuff no longer works?

Lotus, I have reached a point already in my life where my usual fetishes don't turn me on anymore and I just want to go back to vanilla. But now, I just want some rape porn.

Meh
September 3rd, 2014, 10:08 AM
And this really nice remix of the Nameless Song(Gwyndolin and Moonlight Butterfly Theme)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jGAT-LjbV0

Viz
September 3rd, 2014, 10:45 AM
Lotus, I have reached a point already in my life where my usual fetishes don't turn me on anymore and I just want to go back to vanilla. But now, I just want some rape porn.

Ivan became immune to fetishes.

Break
September 3rd, 2014, 11:44 AM
And of course Kalameet keeps his tail up in the air like an idiot.
Geh. Maybe fire tempest will work.

And my laptop keeps freezing today...

Break
September 3rd, 2014, 04:03 PM
I cant do this.Guess ill either do it in NG+ or try to go online and get some help. But how do i get the other guy to know that i need help in cutting off the tail, not in killing the beast per say...

Sherrinford
September 3rd, 2014, 04:36 PM
http://i.imgur.com/MpNwuiI.jpg

Paitouch
September 3rd, 2014, 05:05 PM
First day of classes are over. After this year real life awaits.

Viz
September 3rd, 2014, 05:05 PM
Good for me.
My classes are already over.

Korburss
September 3rd, 2014, 07:28 PM
I cant do this.Guess ill either do it in NG+ or try to go online and get some help. But how do i get the other guy to know that i need help in cutting off the tail, not in killing the beast per say...

Hang back and let him be bait while you flail around like an idiot trying to get at the tail. Kalameets tough enough to take it.

Also, great remixes Meh.

francobull3
September 3rd, 2014, 07:31 PM
Dark Souls sounds like such a fun game ;_;
I love fantasy action RPG's, but i am barely able to play them :/

Korburss
September 3rd, 2014, 07:46 PM
Dark Souls sounds like such a fun game ;_;
I love fantasy action RPG's, but i am barely able to play them :/

Your life is just slightly more meaningless without Dark Soul's....

francobull3
September 3rd, 2014, 08:08 PM
It's a hollow existance.

MZeroX
September 3rd, 2014, 09:02 PM
so nothing new?

Meh
September 3rd, 2014, 09:05 PM
Break, you beat Manus right? Can you guess his identity?

04satsujinki40
September 4th, 2014, 12:08 AM
I like Ornstein's armor.
Aside from the helmet, of course.

WHAT? THAT HELM IS NICE.

Dark Souls sounds like such a fun game ;_;
I love fantasy action RPG's, but i am barely able to play them :/

Save money for a console? Ask parents to buy? Ask it as a gift from relatives?


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Which reminds me. Was talking to a friend about how Artorias would be unbeatable if he used both hands. Lol.

Lotus Saint
September 4th, 2014, 01:14 AM
Lotus, I have reached a point already in my life where my usual fetishes don't turn me on anymore and I just want to go back to vanilla. But now, I just want some rape porn.

You can never go back. You can only fall deeper and deeper into the abyss of fetishes.

04satsujinki40
September 4th, 2014, 02:28 AM
Holy choco-earth. I just realized that Alonne is a fucking master of shukuchi. I mean, I saw, but until now, I didn't realize it is shukuchi.

Lotus Saint
September 4th, 2014, 02:31 AM
Dude what?

Ivan The Mouse
September 4th, 2014, 03:34 AM
You can never go back. You can only fall deeper and deeper into the abyss of fetishes.

I don't care, I'm loving it like McDonald's.

Lotus Saint
September 4th, 2014, 03:35 AM
I wonder if you'll say that when you reach the snuff level?

Ivan The Mouse
September 4th, 2014, 03:43 AM
I wonder if you'll say that when you reach the snuff level?

Dude, I've seen live footage of people getting shot and beheaded, man. I just don't see the appeal of mixing sex and violence.

Lotus Saint
September 4th, 2014, 03:43 AM
Not yet you don't.

Eventually, you will reach the point were NOTHING works anymore.

Ivan The Mouse
September 4th, 2014, 03:45 AM
Not yet you don't.

Eventually, you will reach the point were NOTHING works anymore.

Dude, if I don't want it, I don't want it. That's one personality trait I've had since childhood.

Lotus Saint
September 4th, 2014, 03:47 AM
You will understand my words when the time comes.

Meh
September 4th, 2014, 03:50 AM
Dude, I've seen live footage of people getting shot and beheaded, man. I just don't see the appeal of mixing sex and violence.
I remember that one time a classmate of mine brought a snuff film to school. Thing was brutal. Would've cared more if I hadn't already seen my aunt's stabbed corpse, by dad falling off an electric post, and almost being murdered by a cat.

Lotus Saint
September 4th, 2014, 03:56 AM
By a cat?
Like a mountain lion?

Meh
September 4th, 2014, 04:02 AM
No, a house cat. The little bastard chewed through my leg and almost made me bleed to death.

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I did however get to pet a lion before.

Lotus Saint
September 4th, 2014, 04:06 AM
A housecat?

I just find it very hard to believe.

Meh
September 4th, 2014, 04:09 AM
I'm being completely serious. The cat tore through my leg after I stepped on his tail by accident. We sent it to a relative some time after.

Might have actually died then if my dad hadn't gotten the bleeding to stop in time.

Lotus Saint
September 4th, 2014, 04:49 AM
It's still hard to believe.

Break
September 4th, 2014, 07:03 AM
Manus is the Pygme, isnt he? The idea of the ultimate evil beeing a primordial human who basically became "too human" is quite cool, i can see why Nasu likes it so much.

Meh
September 4th, 2014, 07:24 AM
That's right. The Dark Soul is the what he got from the first flame. Unlike the other Lord Souls which are huge and powerful(especially Gwyn's), but fading, the Dark Soul is tiny and very, very, very weak, but is self replicating.

The Pygmy becoming Manus was likely the result of consuming too much humanity like the Four Kings. The Four Kings were tempted by a 'Toothy Serpent' into practicing the Darkwraith techniques and strengthening themselves with Humanity. Just as the humans of Oolacile were manipulated by a 'Toothy Serpent' into accidentally unleashing the Abyss.

Break
September 4th, 2014, 07:42 AM
This does, however, beg the question: if Manus was the first human, who, exactly, made that grave for him? The size of the grave implies that he was normal human size when he died, implieng he only became the pygmy/the dark ape we fight after coming back to life; but the first undead was Nito, not Manus. So how did Manus become undead in the first place?

Meh
September 4th, 2014, 07:49 AM
The 3 Lords(Witch, Gwyn, Nito) and the Pygmy weren't the only things back then. The Witch had daughters, whether it was before or after she got her Lord Soul is unknown.

Remember that all of the Witch's daughter were human sized before Quelaag and the Fair Lady's corruption. So was Ciaran. And that the Silver Knights had to come from somewhere. And there were a lot of people in the opening aside from the 4. And the Giants were also there to begin with.

There were plenty others. The pygmy could have just fucked a bunch of people to spread the Dark Soul and some of those must have cared about him enough to give him a grave.

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Also, Undeath doesn't work like that in Dark Souls. It's not a "people rise from the grave" thing unless there's necromancers and skeletons involved. The Curse of Undeath just means when you fall, you just get back up with some of your mind gone.

And Nito was the First of the Dead. He was the first to die. In the time before the First Flame, there was no disparity. There was no death, only life. When the first flame came, Nito died, came back, got a lord soul from the flame and become the lord of the dead by default I guess.

Korburss
September 4th, 2014, 08:48 AM
Save money for a console? Ask parents to buy? Ask it as a gift from relatives?


Kill someone?


Dude, I've seen live footage of people getting shot and beheaded, man. I just don't see the appeal of mixing sex and violence.

No you got it all wrong, it's the screams that'll turn you on.


It's still hard to believe.

Oh it's possible. Their viscous little fricks. My grandmother had a cat named killer. He got the name when he ambushed me, climbed his way up my back, and took a chuck out of my neck.

Hen_Ichi
September 4th, 2014, 01:13 PM
Well that was one wierdass dream.

There were lesbian witches in it.

Ivan The Mouse
September 5th, 2014, 03:27 AM
Damn, I wish my character sheet will get accepted.

Lotus Saint
September 5th, 2014, 04:37 AM
Que?

Sherrinford
September 5th, 2014, 07:50 AM
http://i.imgur.com/W3d7XFy.jpg?1

http://i.imgur.com/XWhFmOv.jpg?1

http://i.imgur.com/9pA7cPD.jpg?1

Break
September 5th, 2014, 12:09 PM
im online now and there isnt a single summon sign near Kalameet.

Sherrinford
September 5th, 2014, 12:31 PM
http://i.imgur.com/uY7Ruwg.png

Break
September 5th, 2014, 01:14 PM
goddammnit i hate this.
cant maybe someone just trade the sword in with me, please?

SeiKeo
September 5th, 2014, 01:18 PM
Come back and try again on NG+!

Break
September 5th, 2014, 01:21 PM
but wont he be even stronger then... i dunno i simply want this goddammned sword, isnt anyone willing to let me summon them for help or at least trade it in? i thought i could do it with some help/distraction, but there isnt a single summon sign anywhere near there!

SeiKeo
September 5th, 2014, 01:33 PM
That's good, it means you can do him the way it's meant to be done.

Break
September 5th, 2014, 01:40 PM
Yeah fuck you too.... Is it that bad that i just want this sword, i mean fighting him and trieng to get the sword are two entirely separate issues anyways...

SeiKeo
September 5th, 2014, 01:44 PM
Well, you have to fight him to get the sword, so...

Break
September 5th, 2014, 01:56 PM
Well, so i just went and linked the damn fire.
Happy now?
Guess ill either trade it or get it in newgame+...

Meh
September 5th, 2014, 02:05 PM
To cut Kalameet's tail you need to goad him into trying to squish you with his tail.

Break
September 5th, 2014, 02:12 PM
I found that out myself, but he just kills me the few times he does it. I tried it 20 times, nobody had a summoning sign when i managed to go online, i just got tired of it. So i went off and just killed Gwyn.
Now im at New Game+, so i either have to wait till im at his place again, or trade it with someone else.

Meh
September 5th, 2014, 02:22 PM
speaking of trading

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ecS0yKnNLA
skip to 6:11 for generosity, but watch the entire thing for funnies

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For Kalameets tail, I found that a Lightning Zweihander's overhead smash timed with his tail dropping works well. Takes a few times to get the timing right and I had to chug a lot of Estus, but it worked eventually.

Break
September 5th, 2014, 02:24 PM
I made the Zweihander into Artorias Greatsword.... So yeah.

Hm funny, but right now im still angry. Hope someone actually wants to trade.

Viz
September 5th, 2014, 02:26 PM
Angry on who actually, Break?

Meh
September 5th, 2014, 02:26 PM
dude, you could have made any sword into the Artorias Greatsword. Why the Zweihander?! A common Longsword, or Shortsword would have worked just as well!

SeiKeo
September 5th, 2014, 02:27 PM
Especially since the artorias sword is kind of not that worth making.

Meh
September 5th, 2014, 02:28 PM
You were better of using Sif's Soul to make Artorias's Greatshield instead of his sword.

04satsujinki40
September 5th, 2014, 02:41 PM
Zweihander. One of my top swords.

Break
September 5th, 2014, 06:33 PM
Yeah i obviously didnt know that.... Ill rectify my mistake in my second playthrough; already got the Zweihänder back.

Meh
September 5th, 2014, 10:50 PM
Here's a tip: There are two versions of Artorias's Greatsword.

The Cursed Version, which you get from fusing Sif's soul to any sword.

The True Version, which you get by fusing the soul to a broken sword, like the one you start out with.

But you really are better of with his greatshield

04satsujinki40
September 5th, 2014, 10:57 PM
That overhead smash slice is frigging great though.

Meh
September 5th, 2014, 11:03 PM
Meh, the Claymore and Zweihander can do the same thing.

04satsujinki40
September 5th, 2014, 11:51 PM
Meh, the Claymore and Zweihander can do the same thing.

What? No. I was talking about the spinning overhead slice smash.

Break
September 5th, 2014, 11:54 PM
Huh.
So with the Abyss sword, there are even three versions of it.

Meh
September 6th, 2014, 12:06 AM
What? No. I was talking about the spinning overhead slice smash.
Oh, that. I haven't use the Artorias Greatsword in a while, so I forgot it's moveset.

04satsujinki40
September 6th, 2014, 12:13 AM
I think that attack is really nice~

Break
September 6th, 2014, 12:21 AM
The Abyss greatsword has the same jump-attack Artorias uses as boss, its rather cool.

Meh
September 6th, 2014, 12:36 AM
BTW Break, did you ever fight Gough?

If not, here's what to expect if you ever want to kill him. If yes, then enjoy the video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd9xGUpCvX4

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ACtual Random though: I hate mayonaise

Break
September 6th, 2014, 12:50 AM
Nope, never fought him.
He is blind though, isnt he? Wouldnt the slumbering dragoncrest ring work wonders?

Meh
September 6th, 2014, 12:51 AM
The guy can snipe a flying dragon in one try. I don't think trying to go invisible will help in any way.

Lotus Saint
September 6th, 2014, 04:55 AM
Dammit. One minute I'm browsing dark souls 2 trolling videos, and the next I'm looking for Touhou remixes.

Break
September 6th, 2014, 05:08 AM
GODFUCKINGDAMMNITI GET HOME AND SOME ASSHOLE WENT IN MY ROOM AND STOLE 14 GAMES!

Lotus Saint
September 6th, 2014, 05:22 AM
Wow, that sucks. Do you lock your doors?

04satsujinki40
September 6th, 2014, 05:26 AM
GODFUCKINGDAMMNITI GET HOME AND SOME ASSHOLE WENT IN MY ROOM AND STOLE 14 GAMES!

O_____o

Break
September 6th, 2014, 05:29 AM
Sadly i didnt lock it yesterday.

Viz
September 6th, 2014, 05:34 AM
Sadly i didnt lock it yesterday.

Next time, Break.
Check first if your door is locked.

Lotus Saint
September 6th, 2014, 05:37 AM
Remember: Always check to see if your door is locked. You can never be too safe.

Viz
September 6th, 2014, 05:39 AM
Remember: Always check to see if your door is locked. You can never be too safe.

True, Lotus.
But I already said that.
Always check first before you leave.

Lotus Saint
September 6th, 2014, 06:15 AM
Watching a drunken idiot play through Dark Souls 2 is amusing.

Break
September 6th, 2014, 06:17 AM
Still, thats over 300€ damage right there.

Lotus Saint
September 6th, 2014, 06:19 AM
I wish I knew how much that was in dollars....

Viz
September 6th, 2014, 06:21 AM
Still, thats over 300€ damage right there.

Still less, because your dad didn't destroy your consoles.
Ever saw the Psycho dad that destroyed his sons Xbox, because He played games on his Dads TV that was forbidden?

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I wish I knew how much that was in dollars....

$388,44.
So, here it is for you.

Lotus Saint
September 6th, 2014, 06:28 AM
Almost $400 dollars? Yikes.

Viz
September 6th, 2014, 06:31 AM
Almost $400 dollars? Yikes.

Yep, things in Europe are expensive for you, Americans.
Euros > Dollars.

Break
September 6th, 2014, 06:32 AM
Yeah, ivjust hope i can somehow get them back or at least the money.

Lotus Saint
September 6th, 2014, 06:42 AM
Yep, things in Europe are expensive for you, Americans.
Euros > Dollars.

I hope you enjoy life knowing that your money is slightly more valuable than ours.

francobull3
September 6th, 2014, 06:44 AM
Man, im sorry to hear that break.
I mean, 14 games are a lot of games...
good luck

Viz
September 6th, 2014, 06:47 AM
I hope you enjoy life knowing that your money is slightly more valuable than ours.
Good thing, I do enjoy my life. :3


Man, im sorry to hear that break.
I mean, 14 games are a lot of games...
good luck
Good, Franco.
Break's life exists in for sure 60% out Games, so this hurts him.
Get better, Break. ;3

francobull3
September 6th, 2014, 06:50 AM
It seems everyone has lancer tier luck lately...

Viz
September 6th, 2014, 06:52 AM
It seems everyone has lancer tier luck lately...

I hope my Lancer Tier Luck is already cured.
August the 18th was a terrible day for me.

Lotus Saint
September 6th, 2014, 06:53 AM
I could share my stories of shit tier luck, but not today.

Ivan The Mouse
September 6th, 2014, 06:57 AM
Mmmmn, creamless carbonara.

Sherrinford
September 6th, 2014, 07:26 AM
Lol. (http://imgur.com/gallery/fK6K7)

Lotus Saint
September 6th, 2014, 07:51 AM
Lol. (http://imgur.com/gallery/fK6K7)

Now that's wort a good laugh.

Sherrinford
September 6th, 2014, 09:52 AM
http://i.imgur.com/3l8lKpG.jpg

Lotus Saint
September 6th, 2014, 10:08 AM
I'm disgusted, yet intrigued.

Well, I finally found out what Ivan was worrying about with that CS thing.

Ivan The Mouse
September 6th, 2014, 10:12 AM
I'm disgusted, yet intrigued.

Well, I finally found out what Ivan was worrying about with that CS thing.

I will die inside if I can't RP-interact with Marisa, I tell you.

Lotus Saint
September 6th, 2014, 10:13 AM
No you won't. You'll just be sad for a few days, and then go to McDonald's.

Ivan The Mouse
September 6th, 2014, 10:17 AM
No you won't. You'll just be sad for a few days, and then go to McDonald's.

I have no money right now.

Lotus Saint
September 6th, 2014, 10:18 AM
Oh, then you're fucked.

Sherrinford
September 6th, 2014, 11:03 AM
http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/8/0/313580_v1.jpg

I chuckled.

Hen_Ichi
September 6th, 2014, 04:57 PM
when an old woman wanders through a freezer section and suddenly declares "ooh faggets!"

Korburss
September 6th, 2014, 06:27 PM
It seems everyone has lancer tier luck lately...

Nah, mines great.

Intel_Captain
September 6th, 2014, 06:30 PM
http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/8/0/313580_v1.jpg

I chuckled.
I'd pay money to see that. Now all I would need to do is actually get money...

Viz
September 6th, 2014, 06:40 PM
Nah, mines great.

Korburss, a guy that always think about the opposite.

Korburss
September 6th, 2014, 06:50 PM
Korburss, a guy that always think about the opposite.

...Well I will admit I'm going to be on the opposite or unrepresented side of any argument. But it really is, actually.

Ivan The Mouse
September 7th, 2014, 12:34 AM
Perhaps I should sleep now?

Lotus Saint
September 7th, 2014, 01:11 AM
My arm hurts.

That Touhou RP is starting to get freaky, mang.

Ivan The Mouse
September 7th, 2014, 04:12 AM
My arm hurts.

That Touhou RP is starting to get freaky, mang.

I was just joking.

Viz
September 7th, 2014, 04:15 AM
...Well I will admit I'm going to be on the opposite or unrepresented side of any argument. But it really is, actually.

It's scary that I know you, Korburss.
But your comments showed me.

Lotus Saint
September 7th, 2014, 04:54 AM
I was just joking.

Sometimes I wonder.

Ivan The Mouse
September 7th, 2014, 05:14 AM
Sometimes I wonder.

You'll know it by the context.

Lotus Saint
September 7th, 2014, 05:28 AM
I calls 'em like I see 'em.

Whale Biologist.

Viz
September 7th, 2014, 05:36 AM
Perhaps I should sleep now?

Do you even know what that is, Ivan. XD.

Break
September 7th, 2014, 06:07 AM
Well, i made a list of all the games im missing; guess ill post it and ask people if they can find the cheapest place to buy them, otherwise ill have to spend around 300 € to get them all back... Though i guess i can make a priority list and go at it one or two a month.

Lotus Saint
September 7th, 2014, 06:10 AM
The priority list sounds the most economical.

Viz
September 7th, 2014, 06:12 AM
Well, i made a list of all the games im missing; guess ill post it and ask people if they can find the cheapest place to buy them, otherwise ill have to spend around 300 € to get them all back... Though i guess i can make a priority list and go at it one or two a month.

Break, I believe it's: When I have no games to play, my life will end.

Break
September 7th, 2014, 06:17 AM
Well i still have 17 games on disc and 7 on my HDD, but yeah still im missing almost half my ps3 games now.

Ivan The Mouse
September 7th, 2014, 06:20 AM
I starting to feel like I need to take a short break.

Lotus Saint
September 7th, 2014, 06:27 AM
Don't take a break. Down a cup of coffee, and snort crushed fruitloops.

Spinach
September 7th, 2014, 09:20 AM
I'm still fucking purple.

Lotus Saint
September 7th, 2014, 09:56 AM
At least you're not yellow.

Spinach
September 7th, 2014, 10:26 AM
Yeah those guys are the worst.

Gaia
September 7th, 2014, 10:56 AM
Your wonderful tiara has bewitched admins (or mods?), they don't wanna change you back!

Spinach
September 7th, 2014, 11:03 AM
But I want to make my avatar into a titty-monster ;_;

Meh
September 7th, 2014, 11:11 AM
Just found this and I have no idea how to describe my feelings
https://danbooru.donmai.us/data/41111fef069bab9660f44d11509cf495.jpg

Gaia
September 7th, 2014, 11:22 AM
But I want to make my avatar into a titty-monster ;_;

No, Spinmouto, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! ;_;

Intel_Captain
September 7th, 2014, 11:30 AM
Just found this and I have no idea how to describe my feelings
https://danbooru.donmai.us/data/41111fef069bab9660f44d11509cf495.jpg
My feelings? Atlus, please make this a reality.

Spinach
September 7th, 2014, 12:43 PM
No, Spinmouto, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! ;_;

It's too late.

Alice007
September 7th, 2014, 12:47 PM
the tity monster lives!!

francobull3
September 7th, 2014, 12:51 PM
It's too late.

Gasp.
It was YOU!
spinacchi , you lied to me.
no hug pillow will ever heal my grief.

Gaia
September 7th, 2014, 01:05 PM
It's too late.

D:

Spinach
September 7th, 2014, 01:11 PM
D:

:D

Break
September 7th, 2014, 01:12 PM
Well, its Kimi so its fine; shes one of the better titty monster characters and actually third best Horizon Grill.

Spinach
September 7th, 2014, 01:14 PM
I mean she's actually the best.

I'm sure your #1 and 2 are Adele and Suzu in whichever order. Your bias means you're not allowed to judge the best girl.

Break
September 7th, 2014, 01:21 PM
Actually, my number 1 is Horizon, and two is Mitotsudeira. Suzu is 4, then Marie.

SeiKeo
September 7th, 2014, 01:23 PM
It's too late.
Fucking gross.

Spinach
September 7th, 2014, 01:26 PM
Actually, my number 1 is Horizon, and two is Mitotsudeira. Suzu is 4, then Marie.

Legitimately incapable of expressing the surprise I am experiencing.

Alice007
September 7th, 2014, 01:28 PM
Legitimately incapable of expressing the surprise I am experiencing.
does this help?
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/shocked_owl.gif

Spinach
September 7th, 2014, 01:35 PM
does this help?
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/shocked_owl.gif

An owl cannot express what the incredible human language cannot.

Alice007
September 7th, 2014, 01:37 PM
An owl cannot express what the incredible human language cannot.
what if we used... 2 owls?

Break
September 7th, 2014, 01:38 PM
Whats so surprising about it? I said this a bunch of times, but i like tits both tiny AND huge. Besides, its not like the size of their mammaries is the only thing to like a character for.

Hell, my most favourite girls are all lolis with alternate busty forms, be it through transformations (Oshino Shinobu, Emeralda Kassim, Mina Tepes...) or timeskips (Fate Testarossa, Nanoha Takamachi, etc.)

Alice007
September 7th, 2014, 01:44 PM
Whats so surprising about it? I said this a bunch of times, but i like tits both tiny AND huge. Besides, its not like the size of their mammaries is the only thing to like a character for.

Hell, my most favourite girls are all lolis with alternate busty forms, be it through transformations (Oshino Shinobu, Emeralda Kassim, Mina Tepes...) or timeskips (Fate Testarossa, Nanoha Takamachi, etc.)
no love for B-C cups?

Spinach
September 7th, 2014, 01:47 PM
Whats so surprising about it? I said this a bunch of times, but i like tits both tiny AND huge.

Your mistake is thinking that I actively pay attention to your preferences past what you predominantly have always made a point of making clear.


Besides, its not like the size of their mammaries is the only thing to like a character for.

Yeah I prefer hips and armpits.

http://i.imgur.com/WEmZjlQ.png

Break
September 7th, 2014, 01:48 PM
They are okay i guess.

francobull3
September 7th, 2014, 01:48 PM
Fools.
No matter What size the bust of a lady has, it is all futile without an appropriate ass mass.

Spinach
September 7th, 2014, 01:50 PM
Fools.
No matter What size the bust of a lady has, it is all futile without an appropriate ass mass.

http://i.imgur.com/PIVEKmk.gif

Break
September 7th, 2014, 01:55 PM
@Spincess you're an armpits man? Huh.
Well, for me the two most important points are chest and face (lips), then hips and belly (toned,slim)

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@Spincess you should pay more attention!

But yeah, i need to make this clear fairly often. Somehow, just because you like the small ones best, a lot of people automatically assume that you hate the big ones; sure there are some people like that (i remember the lot of them fuming back when the third season of Nanoha was after a timeskip and Nanoha, Fate and Hayate had become busty 20-year olds), but I, and a substantial enough amount of people beside me, like both ways.

Spinach
September 7th, 2014, 01:56 PM
The hyper idealized body types of anime girls has reached a point where I simply desire ones that wear some sort of outfit that exposes the armpits, one of the less sexual parts of the body. I have been too exposed to the more common eyecandy zones of the human body, but I refuse to allow myself to turn into an insufferable foot fetishist. All the other areas are fine and dandy. I don't even care if I'm look at a big ol' booby monster or a toothpick with a flat ass. Those all work well enough. I think I pay attention more to what kind of clothes girls wear than their actual body type, and it seems the best stuff usually involves exposed armpits.

I also like dark skin, Eliza hits both zones pretty damn well.

http://i.imgur.com/fzLGkwq.png

francobull3
September 7th, 2014, 02:04 PM
What about the back?

Sherrinford
September 7th, 2014, 02:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GOzi02i.jpg

I don't have real friends though.

Break
September 7th, 2014, 02:13 PM
Ah, so youre more of a clothes connosoeur? Well, nothing wrong with that. Also what a lot of people dont realize, Horizon's outfits actually show a lot more skin than you'd think: you would think its her clothes and she wears gloves or something, but no, a big part of Horizon's skin is simply black. Actually apart of the face and chest areas, almost all of her skin is black, though most doujinartists get it wrong. Some get the detail right though.

Nihilm
September 7th, 2014, 02:13 PM
I am more of a legs, face, hair kind of guy and breasts that are 2 big I find kin of disgusting.

francobull3
September 7th, 2014, 02:18 PM
I am more of a legs, face, hair kind of guy and breasts that are 2 big I find kin of disgusting.
Breasts too big?
Please dont say such foolish things.
now, udders are a different subject (^人^)

SeiKeo
September 7th, 2014, 02:19 PM
The hyper idealized body types of anime girls has reached a point where I simply desire ones that wear some sort of outfit that exposes the armpits, one of the less sexual parts of the body. I have been too exposed to the more common eyecandy zones of the human body, but I refuse to allow myself to turn into an insufferable foot fetishist. All the other areas are fine and dandy. I don't even care if I'm look at a big ol' booby monster or a toothpick with a flat ass. Those all work well enough. I think I pay attention more to what kind of clothes girls wear than their actual body type, and it seems the best stuff usually involves exposed armpits.

I also like dark skin, Eliza hits both zones pretty damn well.

http://i.imgur.com/fzLGkwq.png

Your waifu is missing a ribcage.

francobull3
September 7th, 2014, 02:21 PM
My waifu is missing...
(;_; )/~~~

Nihilm
September 7th, 2014, 02:21 PM
Breasts too big?
Please dont say such foolish things.
now, udders are a different subject (^人^)

But the attractives starts sharply going down starting from D already, though honestly it depends heavily on the body type.

francobull3
September 7th, 2014, 02:24 PM
I prefer chubby girls to other girls, as long as they have a cute face and butt.
The rest is a bonus

Spinach
September 7th, 2014, 02:27 PM
Your waifu is missing a ribcage.

She has edgy blood control powers and melts her skin away during her attacks, I can allow leeway for fucked up anatomy.


What about the back?

Yeah a back is nice.

http://i.imgur.com/lKknqYz.png


Ah, so youre more of a clothes connosoeur? Well, nothing wrong with that. Also what a lot of people dont realize, Horizon's outfits actually show a lot more skin than you'd think: you would think its her clothes and she wears gloves or something, but no, a big part of Horizon's skin is simply black. Actually apart of the face and chest areas, almost all of her skin is black, though most doujinartists get it wrong. Some get the detail right though.

Doujin artists don't normally bother with fine details. And yeah I guess clothes fetishist would be a good term. I like pretty outfits.

Break
September 7th, 2014, 02:57 PM
The best part about Kuroko is not her back, its her voice. So orgasmic.

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There are a few doujins that got the detail with Horizons skin righ though.

Spinach
September 7th, 2014, 03:02 PM
Obviously, but I don't actually have many things with girls with exposed backs.

Viz
September 7th, 2014, 03:28 PM
Oh LOL, Spincess, XD.
(Awwwwwww... No purple name anymore...)

04satsujinki40
September 7th, 2014, 05:51 PM
This thread reminded me that I like backs, armpits, hair, boobs, and butts.

Mattias
September 7th, 2014, 06:00 PM
http://i.imgur.com/PIVEKmk.gif

Ok, this is awesome.

Tobias
September 7th, 2014, 06:08 PM
This dallas game has taught me that I will die of alcohol poisoning before the season ends

Strife ❤️
September 7th, 2014, 06:09 PM
http://i.imgur.com/KfZTDZ6.jpg

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didn't even see tobias post when I posted that

Korburss
September 7th, 2014, 06:23 PM
It's scary that I know you, Korburss.
But your comments showed me.

Don't worry you merely see a hollow shell on a web and as you begin to believe you know it, you'll find a spider lurking too late.


does this help?
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/shocked_owl.gif

What a abomination.


As for fetish. A body is pointless without an excellent mind.

04satsujinki40
September 7th, 2014, 06:25 PM
As for fetish. A body is pointless without an excellent mind.

Agreed.

Viz
September 7th, 2014, 06:26 PM
This thread reminded me that I like backs, armpits, hair, boobs, and butts.

Perfect right? Rain.

Intel_Captain
September 7th, 2014, 06:31 PM
This thread reminded me that I like backs, armpits, hair, boobs, and butts.
I see you don't discriminate when it comes to your 2D ladies.

04satsujinki40
September 7th, 2014, 07:49 PM
Perfect right? Rain.

Lol, yeap.

I see you don't discriminate when it comes to your 2D ladies.

Eh. It applies to both 3D and 2D. But when it comes to 3D, I think more about the face and personality, then the previous parts mentioned.

Ivan The Mouse
September 7th, 2014, 09:06 PM
It feels like something's missing today.

Oh right, I haven't taken my meds yet.

MZeroX
September 7th, 2014, 09:13 PM
when i'm looking good, it's sharper than the broken glass.

Mattias
September 7th, 2014, 09:30 PM
As for fetish. A body is pointless without an excellent mind.

So....Skullfucking?

MZeroX
September 7th, 2014, 09:40 PM
So....Skullfucking?
Blowjob with the excess meat?

Ivan The Mouse
September 7th, 2014, 09:59 PM
So....Skullfucking?

That's some skull candy you're fancying, man.

Paitouch
September 7th, 2014, 10:41 PM
I really should like stop putting my face in front of the fan after showers because I caught a cold again from doing this.

LoyaltL
September 8th, 2014, 12:10 AM
It's been more than a year since I joined BL. :O

Meh
September 8th, 2014, 12:38 AM
Birthday in less than a month. Still underage

Viz
September 8th, 2014, 01:13 AM
Birthday in less than a month. Still underage

You're lucky that you aren't banned for being underaged actually, Meh.

Mattias
September 8th, 2014, 01:16 AM
Playing some Skullgirls. Damn, is Fuuka's story mode tricky. You start on the final boss and end on your original with a full five super bars and the same damage reducution as the normal Final Boss.

Lotus Saint
September 8th, 2014, 01:23 AM
I really should like stop putting my face in front of the fan after showers because I caught a cold again from doing this.

What are you, Japanese?

Meh
September 8th, 2014, 07:49 AM
You're lucky that you aren't banned for being underaged actually, Meh.
The registration asked for my birthday, I didn't lie, and it didn't deny me access.

Lotus Saint
September 8th, 2014, 08:02 AM
Better get a cake where a person pops out before it's too late.

Viz
September 8th, 2014, 09:28 AM
The registration asked for my birthday, I didn't lie, and it didn't deny me access.
Good that you're Honest, actually.

Korburss
September 8th, 2014, 04:09 PM
The registration asked for my birthday, I didn't lie, and it didn't deny me access.

Well, technically as long as you're over thirteen it's legal. As the 18+ stuff is user generated and they have the usual, "We're not responsible for what user's post" disclaimer somewhere.


Good that you're Honest, actually.

Ah but so few good things come from honesty.

Viz
September 8th, 2014, 04:12 PM
Korburss being at the opposite again is becoming an old story now.

Strife ❤️
September 8th, 2014, 04:32 PM
The moon looks big tonight

http://i.imgur.com/zqEXRaJ.jpg

ZidanReign
September 8th, 2014, 04:40 PM
The moon looks big tonight

The image perspective makes it look like something is coming straight at you strife.

The Moon is Mooning you perhaps?

Korburss
September 8th, 2014, 05:24 PM
Korburss being at the opposite again is becoming an old story now.

Actually. most of what I have said reflects my true opinion. We just happen to be at opposite ends often.

Viz
September 8th, 2014, 05:26 PM
Actually. most of what I have said reflects my true opinion. We just happen to be at opposite ends often.

So, we always crash?

Korburss
September 8th, 2014, 05:31 PM
So, we always crash?

Possibly.

Edit: However, I suppose it would depend more on deeper aspects of our personalities. Most of what I understand of you is based in assumption.

Alice007
September 8th, 2014, 06:39 PM
it's ok you 2, i found a middle ground between you

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/106/4/5/majestic_dragon_woman_by_vvraith-d3e4o5b.jpg

Intel_Captain
September 8th, 2014, 06:49 PM
What the hell is that supposed to be?

Alice007
September 8th, 2014, 06:56 PM
it's an image

Korburss
September 8th, 2014, 06:56 PM
it's ok you 2, i found a middle ground between you

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/106/4/5/majestic_dragon_woman_by_vvraith-d3e4o5b.jpg

Er, umm. Well. Kinda, I guess. Congratulations, I've not been found myself so without words in a long time.

Intel_Captain
September 8th, 2014, 07:04 PM
it's an image
I meant what the image is supposed to be depicting...

Alice007
September 8th, 2014, 07:42 PM
I meant what the image is supposed to be depicting...
most likely a very weird fetish

Intel_Captain
September 8th, 2014, 08:36 PM
I'm tempted to post that in the "Would You Hit It?" thread.

MZeroX
September 8th, 2014, 08:40 PM
I'd hit it. With a stick of dynamite.

Korburss
September 8th, 2014, 08:46 PM
I'm tempted to post that in the "Would You Hit It?" thread.

Do it!

Intel_Captain
September 8th, 2014, 08:47 PM
Do it!
Okay. I will post it. And it will be beautiful.

Korburss
September 8th, 2014, 08:50 PM
Hail Intel.

Intel_Captain
September 8th, 2014, 08:53 PM
I just did it.

Korburss
September 8th, 2014, 08:59 PM
You beautiful monster.

Intel_Captain
September 8th, 2014, 09:04 PM
Thank you~

Korburss
September 8th, 2014, 10:12 PM
Well, just arsed myself into looking. I have one million and fifty thousand files on my comp. Should probably clean out some crap... later.

MZeroX
September 9th, 2014, 12:37 AM
is #rektemdix really so much of a hate inducing handle that would justify a rank 50 player ganking me while i'm still in the 20s? like, i can't even support my day-to-day resource consumption without pushing for quest bonuses. stahp taking my shit. i'm still a n00b.

Break
September 9th, 2014, 01:42 AM
What game?

Also i finished Castlevania Lords of Shadow yesterday. The Shadow of the Colossus-inspired Titan fights were definately the best part of the game, though the last of the three was amazingly easy for beeing a giant awesome Zombie-dragon.

All thats left to do is replay on different difficulties and get enoughexp for the final two skills.

04satsujinki40
September 9th, 2014, 01:48 AM
"SENPAI! TEACH ME ABOUT BAZONGAS!"

Meh
September 9th, 2014, 02:00 AM
Am I the youngest person on this site?

Viz
September 9th, 2014, 02:01 AM
That's an interesting Avatar you have there, Intel.

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Am I the youngest person on this site?

Maybe yes.

Lotus Saint
September 9th, 2014, 02:16 AM
Am I the youngest person on this site?

Most likely.
And remember this quote, "Shit rolls downhill."

Megas
September 9th, 2014, 02:27 AM
Am I the youngest person on this site?

Nope, UnlimitedBladeWorks is 15, I think. He might be 16. So you probably aren't the youngest.

He admitted to lying about his age on his account in the Beast's Lair history thread since he though people under 18 wouldn't be allowed to register.

mAc Chaos
September 9th, 2014, 02:31 AM
I think there was someone 14, one or two people.

Lotus Saint
September 9th, 2014, 02:41 AM
Better find them, and beat them with paddles. After all, we are the seniors.

04satsujinki40
September 9th, 2014, 02:51 AM
Better find them, and beat them with paddles. After all, we are the seniors.

No. Bad Lotus. Be a good senpai. *spank*

Lotus Saint
September 9th, 2014, 02:58 AM
Boy, if you ruin my Dazed and Confused reference, I'll go upside your head.

Ivan The Mouse
September 9th, 2014, 05:31 AM
I can hear my brother complaining how ugly the service they're giving them just to get a police clearance on this fucking country.

Yeah, it's another day beginning to me.

Lotus Saint
September 9th, 2014, 05:34 AM
I feel like singing Dust in the Wind.

04satsujinki40
September 9th, 2014, 05:47 AM
Boy, if you ruin my Dazed and Confused reference, I'll go upside your head.

Boy? I'm an old man...

Lotus Saint
September 9th, 2014, 05:48 AM
Boy, I'm trying to sound Southern.

Intel_Captain
September 9th, 2014, 09:53 AM
"SENPAI! TEACH ME ABOUT BAZONGAS!"
You have to want it, Rain. You have to need it!

Break
September 9th, 2014, 10:00 AM
To learn about Bazongas, you must touch Bazongas, you must lick Bazongas, you must BE the Bazongas!

Viz
September 9th, 2014, 10:08 AM
Is this thread changing into a thread of boobs?
Ugh... I need to change my Signature.

Intel_Captain
September 9th, 2014, 10:09 AM
It's a reference to a skit in Tales of Xillia.

Alice007
September 9th, 2014, 12:21 PM
is it a reference to their boobs?

Viz
September 9th, 2014, 12:30 PM
Inb4 a fanclub for boobs starts to exist. LOL.

Alice007
September 9th, 2014, 12:35 PM
Inb4 a fanclub for boobs starts to exist. LOL.
i thought sakura already had a fanclub?

Break
September 9th, 2014, 12:35 PM
It started with Elize (the loli) saying she wants big Bazongas like Milla (the heroine); Jude (the hero) didnt know that synonym for boobs so Alvin was setting him up by talking about them like some really big amazing thing until Milla came in.

Viz
September 9th, 2014, 12:41 PM
i thought sakura already had a fanclub?

Yes, but this should be for generic.

Korburss
September 9th, 2014, 01:47 PM
Boy, I'm trying to sound Southern.

What ya just done did was an insult to our confederate fathers who fought them damn yanks.

That's how you do southern.

Der Ritter
September 9th, 2014, 02:51 PM
Watched a few LPs of Five Nights at Freddy's. I am never going near a Chuck E. Cheese ever.

Korburss
September 9th, 2014, 02:53 PM
So on a scale of 1: I laughed to tears and 10: I had a panic attack?

Christemo
September 9th, 2014, 02:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeMNekTCpYw

Sherrinford
September 9th, 2014, 04:29 PM
http://i.imgur.com/9INxqiZ.png

http://i.imgur.com/Bflfe96.jpg

Intel_Captain
September 9th, 2014, 05:15 PM
10/10. Would buy.

Korburss
September 9th, 2014, 08:42 PM
Today I have: Walked through glass barefoot while aiding my grandfather with a broken hip in walking up a hill and getting into a tall truck. Been peed on twice. Hurt my bad wrist eight times and may need to see a doctor about it. Thoroughly worked every muscle in my body while aiding said hundred and sixty five pound grandfather on his walking. Nearly fallen down a long hill/driveway that was covered in glass at the time. Smelled my hand and found it smelt of feces too many times. Had five hours of often interrupted sleep and feel like I'm going to vomit.

I'm starting to think the lions share of the inheritance isn't bloody well worth it. I never thought I'd be willing to give up the chance at getting a hundred and fifty thousand dollar house but I'm really doubting it's worth it.

Intel_Captain
September 9th, 2014, 09:27 PM
It started with Elize (the loli) saying she wants big Bazongas like Milla (the heroine); Jude (the hero) didnt know that synonym for boobs so Alvin was setting him up by talking about them like some really big amazing thing until Milla came in.
Don't forget Rowen and his "You have to want it Jude. You have to need it" line. That's the part that got me.

Der Ritter
September 9th, 2014, 10:40 PM
So on a scale of 1: I laughed to tears and 10: I had a panic attack?About a 8: Fuuuck thiiiis shiiit! *jumps out window while holding a chair*

Korburss
September 9th, 2014, 10:52 PM
Interesting, just looked it up. I'll have to buy it at some point. I've been looking for a good horror game and sadly few are that good. Too many horror games have devolved into shooters lately.

Der Ritter
September 10th, 2014, 12:54 AM
And then there is the steaming pile of unoriginal Slender knock offs. Seriously, it's just the Eight Pages but in different maps and more terrible graphics.

04satsujinki40
September 10th, 2014, 02:24 AM
You have to want it, Rain. You have to need it!

Oshiete! Bazongas Sensei!


To learn about Bazongas, you must touch Bazongas, you must lick Bazongas, you must BE the Bazongas!

Milla no Bazongas! <3

Ivan The Mouse
September 10th, 2014, 04:44 AM
Rainie, I'm not beginning to see how big Milla's boobies are.

Sherrinford
September 10th, 2014, 06:49 AM
http://i.imgur.com/dCxYSFQ.jpg

Viz
September 10th, 2014, 09:53 AM
Rainie, I'm not beginning to see how big Milla's boobies are.

Ivan just got overwhelmed by boobies.