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Polly
July 13th, 2015, 05:30 PM
But I thought you like the navy :(

Kelnish
July 13th, 2015, 05:32 PM
Not my first through 5th choice.

Kirby
July 13th, 2015, 05:34 PM
Actually out of curiosity why are you in the Navy?

Kelnish
July 13th, 2015, 05:38 PM
GI Bill, get out of maine, serve a country i legit love for its flaws, see foreign ports, shared experience post facto with my parents, and above all else not working in an industrial bakery for the rest of my life.

SeiKeo
July 13th, 2015, 05:39 PM
In other news yours truly is now ( unofficially ) a student of Antrophology and Russian language.
Nice!

Actually out of curiosity why are you in the Navy?
Fun and games.

Polly
July 13th, 2015, 05:41 PM
Nice!


Should I give you lessons in Russian once the classes start? :p

SeiKeo
July 13th, 2015, 05:44 PM
Should I give you lessons in Russian once the classes start? :p
I should probably go get Rosetta Stone or some shit and better myself since I don't have time to formally enroll myself anymore. Shoulda coulda woulda

Hen_Ichi
July 13th, 2015, 05:46 PM
Conglaturations young lady

Polly
July 13th, 2015, 05:55 PM
Thank you, kind sir.

Strife ❤️
July 13th, 2015, 06:04 PM
In other news yours truly is now ( unofficially ) a student of Antrophology and Russian language.

Congrats :)

GhostDIGIT
July 13th, 2015, 11:22 PM
I'm back, the rides at Knott's were awesome. The Silver Bullet left me with a strange issue though...I felt strangely aroused

Ivan The Mouse
July 14th, 2015, 01:58 AM
And there's another job I got rejected at.

This is getting sideways.

VasilikiHaidee
July 14th, 2015, 02:21 AM
It may be a homework but it's a breach of privacy so, no.

Peanut-007
July 14th, 2015, 06:34 AM
I'm out of school and still have homework. Not sure how that happened...

Marmadillo
July 14th, 2015, 06:55 AM
Well, fuck, I got a job. I'm gonna go bake some muffins.

Break
July 14th, 2015, 07:05 AM
Congrats, i used to work at a bakery too! Couldnt get used to getting up at 03 a.m. though, so i ultimately quit... Still like to bake in my free time though.

Marmadillo
July 14th, 2015, 07:08 AM
No, baking muffins is just my way of expressing joy. :)
I'll have a desk job, but hopefully I'll finally be able to leave the nest.

Peanut-007
July 14th, 2015, 07:27 AM
Best of both worlds, start baking muffins for your desk job at 3am.

Break
July 14th, 2015, 07:36 AM
That sounds reasonable.

VasilikiHaidee
July 14th, 2015, 07:59 AM
I wish I could bake x_x

Break
July 14th, 2015, 08:08 AM
Its not that hard, just practice some and you'll get it done

Peanut-007
July 14th, 2015, 09:42 AM
I wish I had the time to bake things.

Rafflesiac
July 14th, 2015, 10:51 AM
Is it weird for Japanese people to have repetitive names, like Sakura Sakurada or Kazumi Kazumiya, like how it's weird to be named John Johnson or Edward Edwards?

Kotonoha
July 14th, 2015, 11:08 AM
Aozaki Aoko

Skull
July 14th, 2015, 11:15 AM
Sakura Sakurakouji from code:breaker.

Christemo
July 14th, 2015, 11:24 AM
Hikigaya Hachiman

Yukinoshita Yukino

Yuigahama Yui

Kotonoha
July 14th, 2015, 11:31 AM
Anyway the answer is: kinda weird yeah


Hikigaya Hachiman
This isn't alliterative at all though.

Petrikow
July 14th, 2015, 11:35 AM
Nisio has a tendency to name his character with strange rhyming names.

Kinda like <---

Peanut-007
July 14th, 2015, 12:38 PM
I have had no access to coffee for the past 50 hours. If anyone gets between me and my precious black gold now I will actually kill them.

Historia
July 14th, 2015, 12:42 PM
Black gold.

...

That's racist.

Break
July 14th, 2015, 12:56 PM
I have had no access to coffee for the past 50 hours. If anyone gets between me and my precious black gold now I will actually kill them.

I dont like the taste of coffee
even though i like the smell of coffee beans
strange.

Leftovers
July 14th, 2015, 02:38 PM
Nisio has a tendency to name his character with strange rhyming names.

Kinda like <---

can't top nanananami nanami

Viz
July 14th, 2015, 02:41 PM
Black gold.

...

That's racist.
So tyres are also racism?
Since they call that the Black gold in Motorsports.

Skull
July 14th, 2015, 04:19 PM
They say that physical cash is eventually going to completely be replaced by electronic money.

That kind of worries me, even though i never carry money on me.

Historia
July 14th, 2015, 04:30 PM
So tyres are also racism?
Since they call that the Black gold in Motorsports.

Yes.

Lotus Saint
July 14th, 2015, 04:51 PM
Overlord looks rather interesting this anime season.

Cruor
July 14th, 2015, 05:11 PM
can't top nanananami nanami

Shikizaki Kikikikiki

Break
July 14th, 2015, 05:15 PM
can't top nanananami nanami

Kissshot Acerolaorion Heartunderblade
aka
Oshino Shinobu

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Also i cant stop listening to Ranpo Kitan's ED song

the new Gintama OP is also nice, but it feels rather cut off; gotta wait for the full version

Leftovers
July 14th, 2015, 06:36 PM
Shikizaki Kikikikiki

should actually get to watching that now that I've got time


Kissshot Acerolaorion Heartunderblade
aka
Oshino Shinobu

how is that in any way alliterative

Spinach
July 14th, 2015, 06:39 PM
It isn't.

Leftovers
July 14th, 2015, 06:42 PM
Well, Oshino Shinobu is. But it still doesn't top it.

Peanut-007
July 14th, 2015, 07:05 PM
I dont like the taste of coffee
even though i like the smell of coffee beans
strange.
just noticed this
fght me irl m8

Historia
July 14th, 2015, 11:08 PM
So, I chanced upon this and, erm, well...

http://i.imgur.com/OhZ0ppP.gifv

Christemo
July 14th, 2015, 11:10 PM
WWE super saiyan gifs are pretty amazing

Lonely Indian
July 14th, 2015, 11:11 PM
Saw Master Roshi there. Of course he would be there :P

Historia
July 14th, 2015, 11:16 PM
WWE super saiyan gifs are pretty amazing

This is the UFC though.

Christemo
July 14th, 2015, 11:17 PM
sports super saiyan gifs *

Historia
July 14th, 2015, 11:18 PM
That's better. And yeah, they are all pretty awesome.

Kirby
July 14th, 2015, 11:20 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Fuk9dUM.gif?1

Ivan The Mouse
July 15th, 2015, 12:28 AM
I had some coffee again. I am satisfied.

MZeroX
July 15th, 2015, 12:32 AM
Stumbling through my bookmarks, I ran into this gem again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8_X-9AIG-c

Peanut-007
July 15th, 2015, 12:54 AM
I just realized my browser was playing Jojo's Bizzare adventure episodes in the background. Hopefully I will develop a stand from this subconscious training.

Seika
July 15th, 2015, 03:28 AM
Congratulations, Polly.


1.22 billion people across the globe smokes.

It's kind of a problem everywhere. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prevalence_of_tobacco_consumption#/media/File:Male_Smoking_by_Country.png)
One of my mum's least proud consulting jobs was for Japan Tobacco.

Meanwhile, was glancing through the old Faiths & Avatars, as one does. Pleasantly surprised by the art for the parade of example priests. "Alright, you can put the priestess of Loviatar "the Willing Whip" in bondage gear, but you have to make sure the rest of the women are in clothing reasonably appropriate to their jobs. And you can't just make everyone white either."

(This doesn't mean that the costumes for the less practical priests aren't hilarious, because they absolutely are).

http://i.imgur.com/rqktJmM.png
http://i.imgur.com/j0eVFVm.png
http://i.imgur.com/tq33D1p.png
http://i.imgur.com/fSL20eZ.png

Rocket Burrito
July 15th, 2015, 06:30 AM
Trying to draw a DDD fanart for Cruor but I keep drawing swords instead of shoes and I can't remember how to human because I keep drawing swords.

Peanut-007
July 15th, 2015, 06:36 AM
Just say it's Heavens Feel fan art then.

Korburss
July 15th, 2015, 07:32 AM
Overlord looks rather interesting this anime season.

Saw the first ep. It's looks good and I'm a fan of anything fantasy but it was just ok I guess. I'll keep watching it but unless it gets better, it'll be low priority.

Marmadillo
July 15th, 2015, 08:29 AM
My cat had one of her fangs extracted. She looks like an anime girl now.

Lonely Indian
July 15th, 2015, 09:01 AM
Was going through my phone pic cuz of the BL Camho thread and I came across this gem :

http://i.imgur.com/gCJLX1m.jpg

Peanut-007
July 15th, 2015, 09:23 AM
Lewd

Ivan The Mouse
July 15th, 2015, 10:57 AM
My cat had one of her fangs extracted. She looks like an anime girl now.

Why did they have to remove her fang? And how much of an anime girl does she look like? I mean, in what way?

I3uster
July 15th, 2015, 11:01 AM
dont you know those fang character designs

like kirino from oreimo or kyoko from pmmm

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its an artistic representation of yaeba which looks significantly less moe irl

Peanut-007
July 15th, 2015, 11:21 AM
Can we have pics of the moe cat?

Marmadillo
July 15th, 2015, 11:21 AM
Why did they have to remove her fang?
We took her from a shelter and the doctor said that if the parents aren't dewormed the kitten often will have bad teeth.

GhostDIGIT
July 15th, 2015, 11:25 AM
Can we have pics of the moe cat?
This, I like pics of kitties.

Marmadillo
July 15th, 2015, 11:30 AM
When I finally buy a smartphone.

GhostDIGIT
July 15th, 2015, 11:34 AM
Congratulations, you are not human. Check my sig for details.

Ivan The Mouse
July 15th, 2015, 12:25 PM
dont you know those fang character designs

like kirino from oreimo or kyoko from pmmm

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its an artistic representation of yaeba which looks significantly less moe irl

I know that but even then, cats don't have their fangs out by default. I'm asking him if the cat does look like having those cutesy fangs.

Dullahan
July 15th, 2015, 01:04 PM
dont you know those fang character designs

like kirino from oreimo or kyoko from pmmm

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its an artistic representation of yaeba which looks significantly less moe irl

as someone who actually does have yaeba irl i can assure you it is very moe

Peanut-007
July 15th, 2015, 01:22 PM
as someone who actually does have yaeba irl i can assure you it is very moe
Seriously people you can't taunt me with discussion of moe kitties and not post pics.

Mooncake
July 15th, 2015, 01:26 PM
I want cereal, but our milk froze overnight. Now what do I do?

Petrikow
July 15th, 2015, 01:33 PM
eat the cereal

GhostDIGIT
July 15th, 2015, 01:43 PM
Just killed a cockroach about the size of my index finger.

Break
July 15th, 2015, 01:48 PM
Just had to call the police, a women next over to the bar im in got beaten

MZeroX
July 15th, 2015, 03:13 PM
that's not peachy at all.

Break
July 15th, 2015, 03:23 PM
Indeed it isnt. Hope she recovers well.

Historia
July 15th, 2015, 04:04 PM
I just fixed my once dead old computer and pulled a bunch of files from it. But, the porn files I really wanted weren't on there like I'd hoped, and now I can confirm I've lost them forever.

Break
July 15th, 2015, 04:55 PM
Yeah, my external HDD also got fried a year ago or so

Historia
July 15th, 2015, 05:01 PM
'Tis sad indeed.

mAc Chaos
July 15th, 2015, 06:12 PM
I got a promotion today.

Polly
July 15th, 2015, 06:15 PM
Congratulations :)

Does this mean you can sack that annoying person at your office. :p

SeiKeo
July 15th, 2015, 06:17 PM
I got a promotion today.
browsing bl from your boss's computer is next level

Break
July 15th, 2015, 06:29 PM
'Tis sad indeed.

Yeah, i had lots of anime and some VNs on there...

Nihilm
July 15th, 2015, 06:30 PM
I got a promotion today.

Congrats, what did you get promoted to?

Historia
July 15th, 2015, 06:34 PM
Yeah, i had lots of anime and some VNs on there...

I buy my anime, so I don't have that problem. Don't play VNs for the story, usually. What I had on mine was an original novel I was working on.

Break
July 15th, 2015, 06:38 PM
Oh, ok
Well i buy some of my anime, but not all of em.

I cant write long stories, i always lose motivation to continue after a while and i dont know ho2 to padd out the middle part.

mAc Chaos
July 15th, 2015, 06:44 PM
Congratulations :)

Does this mean you can sack that annoying person at your office. :p
Thanks!

Alas, she is under somebody else's jurisdiction. But I can get my own office now instead of sharing it. :)

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browsing bl from your boss's computer is next level
now i can browse in privacy

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Congrats, what did you get promoted to?
I got promoted to the Project Manager for our team. So befoe I was one of the engineers and business contacts, now I'm the guy in charge of the whole thing.

Break
July 15th, 2015, 06:45 PM
What kind of company are you working for?

Strife ❤️
July 15th, 2015, 06:49 PM
Grats mac :)

Lonely Indian
July 15th, 2015, 06:51 PM
I got promoted to the Project Manager for our team. So befoe I was one of the engineers and business contacts, now I'm the guy in charge of the whole thing.


Dude responsibility for a company project scares the living crap out of me.

Congratulations!

Nihilm
July 15th, 2015, 06:52 PM
I got promoted to the Project Manager for our team. So befoe I was one of the engineers and business contacts, now I'm the guy in charge of the whole thing.

Nice, that sounds awesome

mAc Chaos
July 15th, 2015, 07:12 PM
Dude responsibility for a company project scares the living crap out of me.

Congratulations!
Yeah it's actually kept me awake at night before because it's got millions of dollars riding on it so fucking up would be huge.

But I got this.

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Grats mac :)
Thanks !

mAc Chaos
July 15th, 2015, 07:22 PM
That said I'm looking forward to the new freedom and having more control over what I'm doing and people looking to me for stuff to get done.

Strife ❤️
July 15th, 2015, 07:27 PM
fucking up would be huge.


one of the protocols for british nuclear subs to check if britain has been destroyed is to see if bbc radio 4 is still online


Submarines on patrol were reported to have briefly gone on nuclear alert in 2004 when Radio 4 mysteriously went off the air for 15 minutes

Historia
July 15th, 2015, 07:37 PM
Oh, ok
Well i buy some of my anime, but not all of em.

I cant write long stories, i always lose motivation to continue after a while and i dont know ho2 to padd out the middle part.

Yeah. Long stories can be suck the life right of you, and if they don't you're doing it wrong. Though, the novel was only in its beginning stages, nothing major.

And time for long boring rant story, if anyone's interested.

The only thing I've written that's novel length, besides if you combine all my fate stuff into one collection (comes out just a bit over 60, 000 words, which is novel length), is an Attack on Titan story I've been writing and rewriting for three years trying to get it the way I want. Started it in May 2013 and the largest version of it I wrote and felt somewhat satisfied with came out at 150,000 words or so. I trimmed it down to 105,000 when I stopped due to, yes, finally running out of motivation. Which, was mainly because I spent a ton of time combing through it for errors and fixed 9/10 of them, and even though it was one of the first published and, arguably, one of the better written AOT fan-fics, on FF.net, I barely got any feedback.

I suspect it's because everyone wants self-insert, character x you, lemons, and what have you instead of what I did. Which, I expanded upon the Norse mythology within the story, explored side characters instead of mains, and killed off characters that might have actually been important in canon, while letting ones that may not have been so, live, fleshed it out with some OCs that weren't Gary or Mary Sues, and incorporated all of the canon spin-offs in some fashion (Before the Fall, Choice With No Regrets, Harsh Mistress of the City).

I also got a bit annoyed that stories that were made after mine that reached the same length or a bit less were getting hundreds and hundreds of reviews (regardless of what they actually said) and I got a whooping total of 12. I deleted it and have since started rewriting it in the vain hope that people would actually notice it.

I honestly doubt it.

EDIT: I also posted it on AO3, QuoteTV, and Wattpad and subsequently deleted those for the same reasons. Well, the one on Wattpad is still up: https://www.wattpad.com/story/22663445-caged-no-more though I never uploaded the rest past the very beginning of the Trost Arc.

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Oh, and congratulations mAc. I'm sure you'll do just fine in your new position.

Ivan The Mouse
July 15th, 2015, 08:05 PM
'Gratulations, Mac.

Lonely Indian
July 16th, 2015, 04:09 AM
http://i.imgur.com/X9QtHGw.jpg

Well shit

Peanut-007
July 16th, 2015, 06:41 AM
Worth it

Five_X
July 16th, 2015, 06:54 AM
Did you not heat your spoon first??

Lonely Indian
July 16th, 2015, 07:46 AM
I didn't.

I was hungry and impatient.

I lost a spoon because of it.

That's the morale here folks.

Polly
July 16th, 2015, 07:50 AM
This would be an opportune moment for a Matrix reference.

Peanut-007
July 16th, 2015, 07:58 AM
Whoa

Lonely Indian
July 16th, 2015, 08:01 AM
Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: .......
Spoon boy: You bent the spoon?
Neo: Is Ben and Jerry's the truth?
Spoon boy: Maybe.

Mattias
July 16th, 2015, 11:41 AM
I didn't.

I was hungry and impatient.

I lost a spoon because of it.

That's the morale here folks.

You lost it? Why not just bend it back?

Ivan The Mouse
July 16th, 2015, 12:33 PM
You lost it? Why not just bend it back?

Yeah, at least it was metal. Almost thought it was wood or plastic or something before I saw the picture.

Historia
July 16th, 2015, 02:12 PM
So, if I made a blog, would anyone read it?

GhostDIGIT
July 16th, 2015, 02:19 PM
Yes.

Reiu
July 16th, 2015, 02:29 PM
That moment when you realize one of your translations was linked in a Crunchyroll news article.

GhostDIGIT
July 16th, 2015, 02:30 PM
How happy are you right now?

Reiu
July 16th, 2015, 02:36 PM
More like surprised that they'd link something like that. But then again I guess it is a translation of material freely available on Nasu's blog.

(it's Nasu's Red Dragon campaign RP notes)

Peanut-007
July 16th, 2015, 02:56 PM
At dentist, they stuck a needle inside my mouth to sedate me. It was actually the worst thing ever.

I3uster
July 16th, 2015, 02:59 PM
you get used to it after they do it the fourth time

Peanut-007
July 16th, 2015, 03:09 PM
As a fist time reviewer I must say it fucking sucks like a vacuum cleaner.

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Half my tounge is normal and the other half is numb. I hate life right now.

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The closest description I can think of is someone rubbing an ice cube that's warm through my mouth all at once as my body looks for something to gag on but can't because my mouth is empty.

Polly
July 16th, 2015, 03:11 PM
I'd say numbness is better than excruciating pain, but I suppose some might disagree.

Also as long as they don't mess up the anaesthesia while taking your tooth out you should be fine. I'm not saying it happened to me or anything.

I3uster
July 16th, 2015, 03:13 PM
if you want to have fun fill your entire mouth with water

mAc Chaos
July 16th, 2015, 03:15 PM
make sure you dont bite your tongue or lips

Peanut-007
July 16th, 2015, 03:36 PM
Now that it's over the anesthesia is freaking me out way less. Still super weird though and I can't talk properly.

Historia
July 16th, 2015, 03:41 PM
I remember getting a root canal without the anesthesia needle taking full effect. It tickled and hurt at the same time. Later all that work was for naught as the tooth was removed to space out my teeth more in preparation for braces, which I have since gotten taken off.

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So, uh, I tried to create a blog and it said I was already registered. What do.

Polly
July 16th, 2015, 03:44 PM
Pray to the Gods.

Historia
July 16th, 2015, 03:47 PM
Which ones.

Peanut-007
July 16th, 2015, 04:06 PM
The interweb gods.

Polly
July 16th, 2015, 04:13 PM
Mods, I meant Mods!

Lace
July 16th, 2015, 04:19 PM
What the hell do people mean with "taiwanese animation treatment"

mAc Chaos
July 16th, 2015, 04:22 PM
Mods, I meant Mods!

http://33.media.tumblr.com/f140d4c064c45ee02e1fcf1d296ba3e1/tumblr_inline_nkq0quoxlY1t58lcd.png

ask about it in the forum bugs/errors section

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What the hell do people mean with "taiwanese animation treatment"

that news crew animation thing where they spoof current events

Mooncake
July 16th, 2015, 04:27 PM
Well shit

You've got very good taste in ice cream.

Skull
July 16th, 2015, 04:29 PM
Y'know how games nowadays always say, "This game has autosave. Please don't turn off the system."

Well, I laughed my ass off when Gunvolt basically said, "This game doesn't have autosave. So please remember to do it yourself." :)

Lace
July 16th, 2015, 04:37 PM
that news crew animation thing where they spoof current events

now how did it come to have that name

Strife ❤️
July 16th, 2015, 04:38 PM
Because it's made by taiwanese people in taiwan?

Lace
July 16th, 2015, 04:42 PM
thats a surprisingly logical reason

VasilikiHaidee
July 16th, 2015, 10:16 PM
wtf are these pabebe girls. being a hermit was the right choice after all.

Christemo
July 17th, 2015, 12:27 AM
Turns out I'm really bad at Counter Strike and Age of Empires after half a bottle of white rum, but apparently still based enough to play Warcraft

Cruor
July 17th, 2015, 12:43 AM
At dentist, they stuck a needle inside my mouth to sedate me. It was actually the worst thing ever.

Dude, the shots are fucking e z. The dentists do a lot worse shit.


I'd say numbness is better than excruciating pain, but I suppose some might disagree.

Also as long as they don't mess up the anaesthesia while taking your tooth out you should be fine. I'm not saying it happened to me or anything.

Woah, they didn't stop the second you started really going nuts?

I mean, I've had cases with a tooth infection where the Dr. applied a shot right to the fucking nerve and it still made me go nuts when they drilled on it and the doctor just went fuck it bite the bullet keep your mouth open no matter how much it hurts but that's very far inbetween. They usually stop and apply another shot or two (like what caused this guy to put another shot directly to the nerve)

Haseo Nanaya
July 17th, 2015, 12:50 AM
I just realized my piercings have healed and sealed up. I wasn't wearing them bc they were a bit annoying and the summer heat wasn't helping and I never put them back in!!!!!! Maybe mom will help by shoving them back in where their used to be a hole lol. Pain

Seika
July 17th, 2015, 12:50 AM
This title made me significantly less excited after the colon.


WAR IN OUTER SPACE: NATURE AND IMPACT OF THE ROMAN WAR EFFORT IN SPAIN, 218/217–197 BCE

Haseo Nanaya
July 17th, 2015, 12:54 AM
I just found like a 5 month old box of chocolate with 1 left. I din't eat it bc I didn't like that one. It's still good though. lol.

Seika
July 17th, 2015, 12:58 AM
Although Appianus probably confounds the s.c. prolonging the imperium of P. Scipio with the popular vote investing Cn. Scipio extra ordinem with a consulare imperium in Spain ...

(You may not read this paper unless you know Latin).

GhostDIGIT
July 17th, 2015, 03:27 AM
I'm half asleep but I've just mumbled the most out of place thing in a while.

"I don't want to be alone."

Subconscious me is depressing.

Historia
July 17th, 2015, 03:29 AM
Someone tell me if this sounds good as a deterrent:


Take heed that this story is not for those looking for smut between characters who have no reason being with one another. If you've come for that, you won't find any of it here. If, instead, you've come for relationships that make more sense, believable original characters, and something that, in the wise words of Ymir, as paraphrased in the story, "Isn't absolute fucking shit", then you've come to one of the right places.

This story, in particular, is being rewritten for the hundredth time since it was started back in May 2013 but never finished. Since the majority is already written out, expect somewhat frequent updates until I run out of already written material, at which point I'll have to write more.

For those who aren't interested, again, in the wise words of Ymir, as paraphrased in the story, "Fuck off, shit-stains". For those who are, I implore you to read on.

Note: This is story is rated Teen (T) because of the source material. Which, obviously, I don't own.

Other Warnings/Tags: Graphic Depictions of Violence, Strong Language, Rape/Non-Consent, Suggestive Themes, Slow Build, References to Norse Mythology, Alternate Norse Mythology, Alternative Universe (Canon Divergence), Attack on Titan: No Regrets, Attack on Titan: Before the Fall, Attack on Titan: Mistress of the Harsh City, Cast Ensemble, and Lots of Other Stuff I'm Not Going to Bother Mentioning.

Since I decided to re-write that one fan-fic I deleted.

mAc Chaos
July 17th, 2015, 03:38 AM
too hostile, doesnt give a good impression

MZeroX
July 17th, 2015, 03:39 AM
Best deterrent is always "This is a self-insert fantasy masturbation piece. I will essentially be a god and have my way, with no clear reason why I have enemies other than to make me look cool. There is no clear reason why my allies like me, but I am the best thing that has happened to them. Reading this will also make me the best thing that has happened to you. Welcome to my version of [blah]verse."

mAc Chaos
July 17th, 2015, 03:40 AM
just write "this story doesnt have porn," the end

Historia
July 17th, 2015, 03:43 AM
Ok. Then...

"If you're looking for [insert pairing here] look elsewhere. If, instead, you're looking for believable characters and some semblance of an actual plot, then you've come to one of the right places.

Note: Rated Teen (T) because of the source material"


Best deterrent is always "This is a self-insert fantasy masturbation piece. I will essentially be a god and have my way, with no clear reason why I have enemies other than to make me look cool. There is no clear reason why my allies like me, but I am the best thing that has happened to them. Reading this will also make me the best thing that has happened to you. Welcome to my version of [blah]verse."

This. I like this.

mAc Chaos
July 17th, 2015, 03:43 AM
the tag part was fine i guess, but yeah no need to write out a huge speech when a quick sentence will do

Dullahan
July 17th, 2015, 03:46 AM
who the hell unironically says Take Heed these days

Historia
July 17th, 2015, 03:52 AM
<--- I don't.


If you're looking for some self-insert masturbation modern fantasy look elsewhere. If, instead, you're looking for believable characters and some semblance of an actual plot, then you've come to one of the right places. Welcome to my version of Attack on Titan.

Note: Rated Teen (T) because of the source material

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just write "this story doesnt have porn," the end

But it has torture porn.

Seika
July 17th, 2015, 03:57 AM
who the hell unironically says Take Heed these days
The reanimated corpse of Tolkein whom I keep chained in my cellar. All sorts of freighted warnings whenever I visit him.

Spinach
July 17th, 2015, 04:47 AM
me when I find sprite rips for everyone in UNIEL:

http://i.imgur.com/xIGPIfr.png

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as expected, Sion is cute

http://i.imgur.com/lXLiwsB.png

VasilikiHaidee
July 17th, 2015, 06:30 AM
Ah, coffee, best medicine after getting dizzy through crowds.

Spinach
July 17th, 2015, 06:33 AM
Coffee is the best medicine for everything. Oh Ryan you've been shot and stabbed? Ah you'll be fine after a cup of joe.

Polly
July 17th, 2015, 06:35 AM
Coffee has no effect on me.

I could drink it by the gallons and the only effect it would have on me is giving me stomach ache.

Spinach
July 17th, 2015, 06:37 AM
Try just taking caffeine pills then lololololololol

dont do that

its pretty dumb

Peanut-007
July 17th, 2015, 06:44 AM
Coffee, oh coffee,
It makes me full.
Coffee oh coffee,
It makes me not kill.

Polly
July 17th, 2015, 06:46 AM
Try just taking caffeine pills then lololololololol

dont do that

its pretty dumb

W-why?

Spinach
July 17th, 2015, 07:00 AM
At some point caffeine highs become uncomfortable, and by uncomfortable I mean I'm never having 22 shots of espresso in one sitting again

Peanut-007
July 17th, 2015, 07:03 AM
That's pretty impressive. How did you recover from your heart exploding anyway?

Polly
July 17th, 2015, 07:05 AM
See the thing is I don't have a heart so I'd probably be just fine.

Peanut-007
July 17th, 2015, 07:08 AM
I'm basically an Irish-American vampire and it works for me so blood flow isn't the problem.

I3uster
July 17th, 2015, 07:18 AM
you need help spin

actually

Spinach
July 17th, 2015, 07:21 AM
That's pretty impressive. How did you recover from your heart exploding anyway?

You think I recovered?


you need help spin

actually

Sorry but I know you're not serious because you aren't capitalizing or punctuating.

I3uster
July 17th, 2015, 07:22 AM
I'm not serious because you wont take me seriously

Also im on a phone

Spinach
July 17th, 2015, 07:23 AM
Yeah but don't take me not taking you seriously personal. I haven't taken anything serious since I was like 15.

That's the real problem.

Peanut-007
July 17th, 2015, 07:23 AM
Spin you're avatar has started shaking from caffine overdose, you need to DRINK MORE!!! NO REGRETS ONLY CAFFINE AND BLOOD!

Haseo Nanaya
July 17th, 2015, 07:25 AM
damn it peanut. Spin your avatar is talking through you.

Spinach
July 17th, 2015, 07:25 AM
I already live without regret, or shame, or self control. I think it's a good life so far.

Haseo Nanaya
July 17th, 2015, 07:25 AM
Also Speed is way better then caffeine pills.

T-Toh
July 17th, 2015, 07:26 AM
Shaking purple-haired girl, that's new.

And my fever finally broke! Next fever: tomorrow's Saturday.

VasilikiHaidee
July 17th, 2015, 07:33 AM
See the thing is I don't have a heart so I'd probably be just fine.

Isn't that nice you could chug on coffee anytime.

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but really I'd love to try that coffee with chili.

Or oranges if I recall.

Polly
July 17th, 2015, 08:14 AM
Isn't that nice you could chug on coffee anytime.


It's not really that nice since I just chug on Bitter Beans that way. :(

I mean I sweeten it so much that people around me give me worried looks but that's beside the point.

VasilikiHaidee
July 17th, 2015, 08:43 AM
I mean I sweeten it so much that people around me give me worried looks but that's beside the point.

Ay, have you tried paring that sweetness with cheese? It's good!

Dullahan
July 17th, 2015, 09:27 AM
Coffee is shit.

YEAH I SAID IT

FIGHT ME

THE GLORIOUS TEA EMPIRE CHALLENGES YOU

Historia
July 17th, 2015, 09:29 AM
Yes. Tea is better.

VasilikiHaidee
July 17th, 2015, 09:37 AM
Haha! To each his own. I like both though.

Peanut-007
July 17th, 2015, 09:37 AM
I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND DESTROY YOUR LIVES AND SOULS!!!!

VasilikiHaidee
July 17th, 2015, 09:44 AM
Dulla, are you fond with tea infusions? All I know is milk and sugar with the occasional lemon.


voila.

mAc Chaos
July 17th, 2015, 09:47 AM
I like to add a little coffee to my sugar.

Peanut-007
July 17th, 2015, 09:48 AM
I like to add a little coffee to my sugar.

You went full dad joke Mac.

mAc Chaos
July 17th, 2015, 09:51 AM
joke?

Ivan The Mouse
July 17th, 2015, 09:59 AM
I want to make my coffee so strong, I get jitters.

Unfortunately, I am trying to fix my sleep schedule.

Marmadillo
July 17th, 2015, 10:14 AM
Yes. Tea is better.
.

Rocket Burrito
July 17th, 2015, 10:34 AM
I actually have to take sedatives to sleep since my insomnia's pretty bad, I abstain from coffee and hence drink tea instead; fitting considering I'm Chinese.

mAc Chaos
July 17th, 2015, 10:43 AM
Do you wake up halfway through the night or just don't get to sleep at all?

Haseo Nanaya
July 17th, 2015, 10:54 AM
I told crour "I won't go to sleep tonight" last night '[snipped this bit] but that was last night. is it today yet? so I can go to sleep.

mAc Chaos
July 17th, 2015, 10:59 AM
its not today until you sleep

Haseo Nanaya
July 17th, 2015, 11:02 AM
Damn loops holes. Stupid lawyer avvie.

Historia
July 17th, 2015, 11:17 AM
My hair feels so soft and smooth.

Rocket Burrito
July 17th, 2015, 11:26 AM
Do you wake up halfway through the night or just don't get to sleep at all?

If I take my anti depressants and sedatives, then I wake up in the middle of the night. If not, I just don't sleep until I pass out.

Lace
July 17th, 2015, 11:29 AM
holy fuck its so hot outside im melting

Rocket Burrito
July 17th, 2015, 11:31 AM
That's what umbrellas are for.

Polly
July 17th, 2015, 11:46 AM
37/38 degrees over here. It'll be 39 tomorrow.

Fel
July 17th, 2015, 11:49 AM
18 degrees over here

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do you guys live in Africa or something?

Christemo
July 17th, 2015, 11:50 AM
19C overcast here

Leftovers
July 17th, 2015, 11:54 AM
7 bf, god bless

Lace
July 17th, 2015, 11:56 AM
This youtuber put it really well

"When I asked the lord for some warmth I did not tell him to have the devil himself sit his asscrack on earth"

Polly
July 17th, 2015, 11:57 AM
35 oh right that's almost cold
10% humidity well shit
0kms wind literally fuck you god

Same. Who the fuck invented summer I will kill them.

Peanut-007
July 17th, 2015, 11:59 AM
29 degrees 63% humidity

Lace
July 17th, 2015, 11:59 AM
excuse you summer is the best time of the year followed by autumn

Fel
July 17th, 2015, 12:02 PM
Maybe you guys should move off of the equator. I imagine it'll help.

Peanut-007
July 17th, 2015, 12:02 PM
Winter is the natural place for Irish-American Vampires like me.

Polly
July 17th, 2015, 12:08 PM
Autumn all the way.

Lace
July 17th, 2015, 12:09 PM
poetic

mAc Chaos
July 17th, 2015, 12:09 PM
summer

winter

SeiKeo
July 17th, 2015, 12:10 PM
winter

Lace
July 17th, 2015, 12:13 PM
winter is gross cuz i hate having a runny nose

Fel
July 17th, 2015, 12:15 PM
winter is gross cuz i hate having a runny nose
Get a better immune system you pleb.

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Spring is the best season, followed by Fall.

mAc Chaos
July 17th, 2015, 12:16 PM
spring and fall are just poor mans summer and winter

Lace
July 17th, 2015, 12:19 PM
spring and summer are temperature wise so far apart here they cant even be compared

mAc Chaos
July 17th, 2015, 12:27 PM
in germany?

Sesto
July 17th, 2015, 12:34 PM
Autumn is amazing. Best temperature, looks the best, and occupies the best months.

Winter is second best but I despise the end of it when everything is slushy and disgusting

Lace
July 17th, 2015, 12:38 PM
in germany?

yes, spring is usually cold as heck

then in summer it goes 0 to 100 really fast

Peanut-007
July 17th, 2015, 12:40 PM
All seasons are kinda shit here in the shitty east USA swamplands

Historia
July 17th, 2015, 12:42 PM
95 F / 35 C here. Humidity 61%. 10 mph / 16 km/h winds.

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It's pretty nice out.

mAc Chaos
July 17th, 2015, 12:57 PM
yes, spring is usually cold as heck

then in summer it goes 0 to 100 really fast

uhh whats the winter like then

its a pretty gradual change here

spring: warm t shirt weather
summer: hot t shirt weather
autumn: cold
winter: cold and snow

Lace
July 17th, 2015, 01:00 PM
depends on where u are in germany

the city where i live doesnt have snow that much

but theres citys further north (or south?? idk geography) that are full blown snow

SeiKeo
July 17th, 2015, 01:02 PM
lol snow in planar europe

Seika
July 17th, 2015, 01:20 PM
Summer: Mostly wet, sometimes cold.
Autumn: Mostly wet, mostly cold.
Winter: Mostly wet, always cold.
Spring: Always wet, mostly cold.

Strife ❤️
July 17th, 2015, 01:22 PM
No my mail didn't arrive :(

mAc Chaos
July 17th, 2015, 01:23 PM
Summer: Mostly wet, sometimes cold.
Autumn: Mostly wet, mostly cold.
Winter: Mostly wet, always cold.
Spring: Always wet, mostly cold.
> wet
> wet
> wet
> wet

i wouldve killed myself in outrage

Lace
July 17th, 2015, 01:24 PM
your mail for what

Polly
July 17th, 2015, 01:27 PM
Autumn is amazing. Best temperature, looks the best, and occupies the best months.

Winter is second best but I despise the end of it when everything is slushy and disgusting

High five!

Christemo
July 17th, 2015, 01:29 PM
Winter: -5C, too cold
Spring: 7-17C, too cold
Summer: 19-26C, too warm
Autumn: 15-7C, too cold

Peanut-007
July 17th, 2015, 01:49 PM
Summer: Always too hot
Fall: Allergies, too hot perfect for a week too cold
Winter: cold but with snow, kinda nice, no bugs
Spring: allergies, too hot always raining, bugs, fuck this one

Five_X
July 17th, 2015, 01:53 PM
Winter: -5C, too cold
Spring: 7-17C, too cold
Summer: 19-26C, too warm
Autumn: 15-7C, too cold

Try moving to Montreal.

Spring: 9-18, too much rain, can't go outside
Summer: 20-36, too hot, can't go outside
Autumn: 20-5, too hot or too cold, can't go outside
Winter: -30, try to survive

Historia
July 17th, 2015, 01:54 PM
Winter: I'm fine
Spring: Still fine
Summer: Doin' good
Fall: Yep

Fel
July 17th, 2015, 01:58 PM
Fall: Great! Not too hot, not too cold.
Winter: Nice! Have to wear too many clothes, but still good.
Spring: Perfect!
Summer: kill me

Historia
July 17th, 2015, 02:00 PM
And right now I'm just sitting here reading and eating cream puffs.

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And mah merge. Again.

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Though it's my fault for taking two extra seconds to realize I spelled cream as creme and subsequently fix it.

Fel
July 17th, 2015, 02:01 PM
And mah merge. Again.
nothing personnel kid

Historia
July 17th, 2015, 02:03 PM
nothing personnel kid

Yeah, no hard feelings brah.

Polly
July 17th, 2015, 02:07 PM
I got a job.

A real, paying job.

I will have money.

Also I feel like I've sold my soul to capitalism :(

Strife ❤️
July 17th, 2015, 02:08 PM
Congrats :)

SeiKeo
July 17th, 2015, 02:08 PM
JOB

kay4today
July 17th, 2015, 02:09 PM
Also I feel like I've sold my soul to capitalism :(

the moment you weren born you've already sold your soul to capitalism. there's no going back

Strife ❤️
July 17th, 2015, 02:09 PM
Also I feel like I've sold my soul to capitalism :(

you'll be voting tory soon

Dullahan
July 17th, 2015, 02:10 PM
I got a job.

A real, paying job.

I will have money.

Also I feel like I've sold my soul to capitalism :(

Souls don't have a tradable market value, so I think you're good. Call us when you become alienated from your labour.

Polly
July 17th, 2015, 02:10 PM
JOB

I know, right? And this time I'll actually get paid, unlike the other job I had. :D

SeiKeo
July 17th, 2015, 02:11 PM
Souls don't have a tradable market value, so I think you're good. Call us when you become alienated from your labour.
Well not on the Terran exchanges.

Polly
July 17th, 2015, 02:11 PM
Souls don't have a tradable market value, so I think you're good. Call us when you become alienated from your labour.

'Soul' sounds cooler than 'labour and time'.

And I already feel alienated cause the job is tedious and boring ( selling people internet and phone contracts on a stall in a shopping mall )

Strife ❤️
July 17th, 2015, 02:12 PM
aaaa speaking to members of the public

Peanut-007
July 17th, 2015, 02:12 PM
Souls tend to be a luxury food right?

Polly
July 17th, 2015, 02:12 PM
you'll be voting tory soon

Don't be ridiculous it's not a high-paying job in finance.

Megas
July 17th, 2015, 02:14 PM
Does selling your soul to capitalism mean that you can go to the capitalist heaven?

Is there a Starbucks and WiFi?

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Don't be ridiculous it's not a high-paying job in finance.

I wish I had one of those high paying finance jobs.

Polly
July 17th, 2015, 02:15 PM
There are no starbucks in this country, we have actual potable coffee over here.

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I wish I had one of those high paying finance jobs.

I get paid $2.95 an hour.

That's a lot, right?

mAc Chaos
July 17th, 2015, 02:16 PM
Congrats Polly.

That's a commission job right? You just have to use your charm and charisma to make up the difference. I always liked working commission since I could make a lot of money in only a few hours.

Megas
July 17th, 2015, 02:16 PM
I get paid $2.95 an hour.

That's a lot, right?
It's a lot when you count the lawsuit money you'll eventually get for being payed below minimum wage.

Maybe.

Polly
July 17th, 2015, 02:18 PM
Congrats Polly.

That's a commission job right? You just have to use your charm and charisma to make up the difference. I always liked working commission since I could make a lot of money in only a few hours.

Yeah, it's a commission job. The more I sell the higher the commission that comes on top of regular wage.

I guess I'll have to learn some skills now, like smiling. Dammit.

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It's a lot when you count the lawsuit money you'll eventually get for being payed below minimum wage.

Maybe.

Students here don't get minimum wage.

mAc Chaos
July 17th, 2015, 02:21 PM
resting polly face

Lace
July 17th, 2015, 02:23 PM
Are the internet contracts good

Id feel so terrible selling someome a complete bullshit contract

Polly
July 17th, 2015, 02:26 PM
resting polly face

Why do you think I have this avatar? Why do you think I like Annie?

Seika
July 17th, 2015, 02:31 PM
Actually, to the best of my memory, a large part of the Isles - essentially all of England barring the western edge - doesn't get any amount of rainfall distinctly greater than the rest of northern and western Europe.

The difference is actually to be found in our higher wind speeds (making rain seem heavier and the weather feel generally worse) and in our cloud cover being both more sustained and more complete: these each contribute to the illusion that British weather, no matter where you are, is wetter than anywhere else in the continent. (More miserable is still a very accurate descriptor).

Of course, the rest of the Isles outside that part of England do indeed have ridiculous rainfall statistics, and it's only by their grace that the remaining part gets to hold parity with, say, northern France.

mAc Chaos
July 17th, 2015, 02:34 PM
Why do you think I have this avatar? Why do you think I like Annie?

I always thought it looked like you. Just in general.

Also I've noticed I've been posting more and more outside the TM forum and in GD and the 7th instead. I'm becoming... one of THOSE people.

SeiKeo
July 17th, 2015, 02:35 PM
Why do you think I have this avatar? Why do you think I like Annie?

She's a hot hardass.

mAc Chaos
July 17th, 2015, 02:37 PM
All that's left is to completely disappear into one of the subforums and then never post again.

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"contrary to the rest of the cast, she's written"


She's a hot hardass.

idk i dont really remember them ever explaining what her deal was