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I3uster
July 22nd, 2015, 01:31 PM
its fun now but when you finally become uniel evo champ this is so going on twitter without context

Leftovers
July 22nd, 2015, 01:31 PM
it finally happened, i fucked up my back to the point that i couldn't hold a non-horizontal posture for more than a minute

i'll finally become the wheelchair-bound little girl

Kirby
July 22nd, 2015, 01:31 PM
implying i consider myself to be /friends/ with /black people/
what about ir

mAc Chaos
July 22nd, 2015, 01:32 PM
its fun now but when you finally become uniel evo champ this is so going on twitter without context

you underestimate top player privilege

Strife ❤️
July 22nd, 2015, 01:32 PM
it finally happened, i fucked up my back to the point that i couldn't hold a non-horizontal posture for more than a minute

i'll finally become the wheelchair-bound little girl

Sit properly in your chair :<

I3uster
July 22nd, 2015, 01:32 PM
you underestimate top player privilege

enough to get madcatz to drop him im sure

hell have to play razer the rest of his life

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 01:32 PM
its fun now but when you finally become uniel evo champ this is so going on twitter without context

not if i delete the post


what about ir

>ir
>black

:^)

SeiKeo
July 22nd, 2015, 01:32 PM
it finally happened, i fucked up my back to the point that i couldn't hold a non-horizontal posture for more than a minute

i'll finally become the wheelchair-bound little girl
wtf what did you do

I3uster
July 22nd, 2015, 01:33 PM
>ir
>black

:^)
marking MY calendar

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 01:34 PM
marking MY calendar

I'm a memebender, I twist and turn the memes to suit my needs at any given moment.

SeiKeo
July 22nd, 2015, 01:36 PM
I'm a memebender, I twist and turn the memes to suit my needs at any given moment.
I did this once, maybe more than once, and you got very angry with me. So now I'm angry with you, cracker mother fucker.

I3uster
July 22nd, 2015, 01:36 PM
everything changed when the meme nation attacked

Leftovers
July 22nd, 2015, 01:37 PM
Sit properly in your chair :<

one day i'll get a leather recliner chair and everything will be fine forever


wtf what did you do

stay on comp for 16 hours then go walking around the city in flat shoes

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 01:37 PM
I did this once, maybe more than once, and you got very angry with me. So now I'm angry with you, cracker mother fucker.

I was angry to protect you. It's dangerous to try memebending when you're not ready for it. It's like scolding a child for nearly shoving his hand onto the stovetop. It's mean but ultimately for their own good.

SeiKeo
July 22nd, 2015, 01:39 PM
I was angry to protect you. It's dangerous to try memebending when you're not ready for it. It's like scolding a child for nearly shoving his hand onto the stovetop. It's mean but ultimately for their own good.
Who do you think you are small fry, I'll beat you like I did my crawfish last night

I3uster
July 22nd, 2015, 01:40 PM
beating the crawfish

is thats an actual expression

is that something people say

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 01:41 PM
beating the crawfish

is thats an actual expression

is that something people say

probably something he out of his side of the family that comes from louisiana

Dullahan
July 22nd, 2015, 01:41 PM
beating the crawfish

is thats an actual expression

is that something people say

like most 'verbing the noun' euphemisms, it probably means masturbation

Lace
July 22nd, 2015, 01:45 PM
my condolences leftovers lol

SeiKeo
July 22nd, 2015, 01:45 PM
like most 'verbing the noun' euphemisms, it probably means masturbation
I'll have you know that's not okay in the south.

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 01:45 PM
Yeah if I got caught verbing the noun down here I'd be up shit creek without a paddle.

Dullahan
July 22nd, 2015, 01:47 PM
I'll have you know that's not okay in the south.

hence the plethora of euphemisms

Lace
July 22nd, 2015, 01:49 PM
up shit creek without a paddle.

you disgust me

Rocket Burrito
July 22nd, 2015, 01:49 PM
I don't have a bathtub either, and I was under the impression that bathtubs were for richer people. Also, I don't have experience with a broken rib, but I'm gonna guess it's about the same procedure as a broken arm; which means go to the hospital and don't move too much and try to keep a straight posture so that it doesn't tear into your skin as much.

I3uster
July 22nd, 2015, 01:49 PM
he gets off to that so be careful

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 01:50 PM
he gets off to that so be careful

shut up dont ruin this

I3uster
July 22nd, 2015, 01:51 PM
mods????

Dullahan
July 22nd, 2015, 01:51 PM
Check dis shit out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-gM0duBAdg

All the more impressive because it's not a PF map; you can see that he actually has to steer while running this.

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 01:51 PM
mods????

Hello yes this is Seika, how may I help you?

I3uster
July 22nd, 2015, 01:53 PM
theres someone here creating an uncomfortable environment for new members and i wish to report him

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 01:54 PM
theres someone here creating an uncomfortable environment for new members and i wish to report him

Use the report button and we'll get right on it.

Rocket Burrito
July 22nd, 2015, 01:54 PM
Holy shit buckets that's actually amazing

Lace
July 22nd, 2015, 01:56 PM
Holy shit buckets

you guys like shit dont you

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 01:57 PM
actually I don't

Rocket Burrito
July 22nd, 2015, 01:58 PM
Please, you're not a real gamer unless you have a shit bucket.

SeiKeo
July 22nd, 2015, 01:58 PM
actually I don't
lmao

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 01:58 PM
: )

Marmadillo
July 22nd, 2015, 02:10 PM
Please, you're not a real gamer unless you have a shit bucket.
That's just crude. You install the toilet seat in your room or build your workstation around it.

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 02:12 PM
>bucket
>not a sock

casuals

Fel
July 22nd, 2015, 02:19 PM
i use the sock for other things

Leftovers
July 22nd, 2015, 02:20 PM
reported

Marmadillo
July 22nd, 2015, 02:21 PM
i use the sock for other things
Money?

I3uster
July 22nd, 2015, 02:22 PM
christmas gifts

Strife ❤️
July 22nd, 2015, 02:22 PM
Who puts money in a sock.

Kelnish
July 22nd, 2015, 02:23 PM
Who puts money in a sock.

In boot camp we did.

Fel
July 22nd, 2015, 02:25 PM
i wear it ofc. what else would i do with it???

Marmadillo
July 22nd, 2015, 02:31 PM
i wear it ofc. what else would i do with it???
Wait, like, on your foot? That's so mundane.

Fel
July 22nd, 2015, 02:33 PM
where else would i wear it?

GhostDIGIT
July 22nd, 2015, 02:44 PM
On your penis?

Lace
July 22nd, 2015, 02:47 PM
? .

Fel
July 22nd, 2015, 02:49 PM
On your penis?
my virgin eyes

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it burns

Rocket Burrito
July 22nd, 2015, 02:53 PM
Check dis shit out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-gM0duBAdg

All the more impressive because it's not a PF map; you can see that he actually has to steer while running this.
Right, decided to look at the youtube comments. The guy himself says it's a press forward map.

Dullahan
July 22nd, 2015, 02:56 PM
Right, decided to look at the youtube comments. The guy himself says it's a press forward map.

I know he does, but there are points in the video where it really looks like he's steering. I could be mistaken.

Rocket Burrito
July 22nd, 2015, 02:58 PM
Indeed, there are several moments, but it seems to me that it's likely just a bit of drag and sliding from the speed he's travelling at. At any rate, kudos to the map creator.

Peanut-007
July 22nd, 2015, 03:47 PM
In natures continuing attempts to hospitalize me a small tree I had to chop down earlier had a fully grown female black widow in it.

Rocket Burrito
July 22nd, 2015, 03:58 PM
Ah, that reminds me of that time I was eight and I found a preying mantis inside of my bag and a cockroach slithered into my pants when I took a nap in class!

Christemo
July 22nd, 2015, 04:00 PM
What kind of dirty-ass school has cockroaches in the classroom

SeiKeo
July 22nd, 2015, 04:01 PM
Ey people what should I make for dinner

GhostDIGIT
July 22nd, 2015, 04:02 PM
A school in Singapore, apparently.

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Ey people what should I make for dinner
Steak, or whatever the fuck you want to eat.

SeiKeo
July 22nd, 2015, 04:02 PM
What kind of dirty-ass school has cockroaches in the classroom
One in a tropical environment with kids dropping food everywhere.

Strife ❤️
July 22nd, 2015, 04:03 PM
Ey people what should I make for dinner

Something with rice

SeiKeo
July 22nd, 2015, 04:03 PM
Something with rice
Very specific

Kirby
July 22nd, 2015, 04:04 PM
Ey people what should I make for dinner
What do you have on you

SeiKeo
July 22nd, 2015, 04:06 PM
What do you have on you
No fucking idea not at home atm. Rice and kitchen standards? Probably like potatoes and other shit and a ton of other stuff that I actually can't recount atm.

GhostDIGIT
July 22nd, 2015, 04:06 PM
Oooh, boiled or steamed potatoes and eggs.

Rocket Burrito
July 22nd, 2015, 04:11 PM
I'd say rice with steamed eggs is fine.

Kirby
July 22nd, 2015, 04:12 PM
No fucking idea not at home atm. Rice and kitchen standards? Probably like potatoes and other shit and a ton of other stuff that I actually can't recount atm.
Do you have chicken and tomatoes or mushrooms?

Christemo
July 22nd, 2015, 04:15 PM
Yellow curry with chicken and rice

GhostDIGIT
July 22nd, 2015, 04:15 PM
I'd say rice with steamed eggs is fine.
I've never tried steamed eggs before. How are they?

Rocket Burrito
July 22nd, 2015, 04:16 PM
I've never tried steamed eggs before. How are they?
Depends on the quality of the eggs, but they're good when you mix them with rice since it's really like a jellyish kind of thing.

SeiKeo
July 22nd, 2015, 04:21 PM
Do you have chicken and tomatoes or mushrooms?
Sure no no but can get.

Polly
July 22nd, 2015, 04:22 PM
No fucking idea not at home atm. Rice and kitchen standards? Probably like potatoes and other shit and a ton of other stuff that I actually can't recount atm.

Make a vegetable-potato-rice stew, add lots of spices.

Alternatively make a vegetable risotto, though the quality of that depends on what 'other shit and ton of other stuff' entails.

Easy and simple to make.

Kirby
July 22nd, 2015, 04:29 PM
Sure no no but can get.
Hm. Well, if you have chicken, you can just make a normal-ish chicken stew or something.

With more western stuff, you'd only need onions/garlic/etc, some wine, and whatever other vegetables you feel like adding-- carrots, potatos, and so on. You can also add some tomato paste/sauce if you feel like it. If you have stuff like rice wine and soy sauce and sugar probably you could probably make a hong-shao sorta dish? Either way, you can serve them over rice or noodles

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 04:42 PM
Butterflied chicken breasts with spinach, mozzarella and garlic.

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bake them in the oven, stuff the breasts with spinach after they've cooked for a bit on their own. overcooked spinach is nasty.

Rocket Burrito
July 22nd, 2015, 04:45 PM
what are you trying to imply mod

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 04:50 PM
I'm not actually implying anything that's just a very simple but extremely satisfying thing I like to make. Butterflied chicken breasts stuffed with spinach, cheese and garlic. Actually great.

Rocket Burrito
July 22nd, 2015, 04:53 PM
Ah, that's understandable, I just felt a subtle implication that you were sneaking in a thinly veiled scare.

SeiKeo
July 22nd, 2015, 04:59 PM
Fuck this not knowing what I have at home thing is a problem

mAc Chaos
July 22nd, 2015, 05:01 PM
how can you not know what you have

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 05:02 PM
I was cooking 6 hours ago and don't remember what I have. Totally understandable tbh.


Ah, that's understandable, I just felt a subtle implication that you were sneaking in a thinly veiled scare.

I don't mess around when it comes to food

desu

Polly
July 22nd, 2015, 05:08 PM
how can you not know what you have

He's a rich bastard with an overstuffed kitchen that's why :(

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 05:09 PM
Or maybe he gets groceries so infrequently the memory has slipped. I know Leo to be a man who forgets fine details like those.

Tobias
July 22nd, 2015, 05:10 PM
I usually know whats in my fridge because like 99% of the time its beer and left over pizza.


im not lying about my age I really am nearly 30 why dont you believe me

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 05:13 PM
I wish my fridge was full of leftover pizza. Mine's just full of things that could be used to make pizza but ugggggggghhhhhhhh Isuck at that shit.

Kirby
July 22nd, 2015, 05:13 PM
i'd make pizza but we're out of sausage :c

SeiKeo
July 22nd, 2015, 05:14 PM
Or maybe he gets groceries so infrequently the memory has slipped. I know Leo to be a man who forgets fine details like those.
I usually don't have a ton of groceries, I shop for 2-3 days max.

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He's a rich bastard with an overstuffed kitchen that's why :(
ask spinach I'll mail you food if you express interest

Polly
July 22nd, 2015, 05:16 PM
I usually know whats in my fridge because like 99% of the time beer and left over pizza.

I usually know because I either buy the food or help my dad unpack it after he does the groceries.

Plus I cook every so often so I try to keep track of what ingredients I have.



im not lying about my age I really am nearly 30 why dont you believe me

People are still unsure about my age ( and ask me for ID sometimes ) when I buy cigarettes, so it's okay.

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I wish my fridge was full of leftover pizza. Mine's just full of things that could be used to make pizza but ugggggggghhhhhhhh Isuck at that shit.

Step 1: assemble the ingredients
Step 2: get annoyed with trying to make it look like something
Step 3: order pizza and profit

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 05:16 PM
ask spinach I'll mail you food if you express interest

It's true, Leo will literally send you food. He's fucking cool.

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Step 1: assemble the ingredients
Step 2: get annoyed with trying to make it look like something
Step 3: order pizza and profit

TFW

Polly
July 22nd, 2015, 05:17 PM
ask spinach I'll mail you food if you express interest

I'm a vegetarian with allergies, remember? I don't think I could get anything worthwhile :(

Kirby
July 22nd, 2015, 05:17 PM
Step 2: get annoyed with trying to make it look like something

I do not understand

SeiKeo
July 22nd, 2015, 05:18 PM
I'm a vegetarian with allergies, remember? I don't think I could get anything worthwhile :(
Last time I sent spinach stuff it was just hot sauce.

Polly
July 22nd, 2015, 05:21 PM
I do not understand

You try to make pizza but fuck it all up because you mostly make simple foodstuffs and you feel annoyed and like a failure that can't do anything right then you cry and curse your wretched life then you throw it all over the kitchen while screaming and swearing then you just order pizza and comfort eat.

I'm not saying that's what happened to me.

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Last time I sent spinach stuff it was just hot sauce.

Not worth the international shipping. :(

Rocket Burrito
July 22nd, 2015, 05:23 PM
I usually know because I either buy the food or help my dad unpack it after he does the groceries.

Plus I cook every so often so I try to keep track of what ingredients I have.




People are still unsure about my age ( and ask me for ID sometimes ) when I buy cigarettes, so it's okay.

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Step 1: assemble the ingredients
Step 2: get annoyed with trying to make it look like something
Step 3: order pizza and profit
Hey at least it's not as bad as going to a mall to buy games and getting mistaken for a girl when I wear thicker clothes, or getting mistaken for a gangster because of the cuts all over me I have to literally wear a sweater in Singapore's weather to hide those.

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 05:23 PM
Not worth the international shipping. :(

Friendship has no price tag.

Rocket Burrito
July 22nd, 2015, 05:26 PM
You pay for friendship with time.

black1blade
July 22nd, 2015, 05:26 PM
Gonna be working 9 til 5 at oxfam tomorrow- yay!

SeiKeo
July 22nd, 2015, 05:27 PM
Hey at least it's not as bad as going to a mall to buy games and getting mistaken for a girl when I wear thicker clothes, or getting mistaken for a gangster because of the cuts all over me I have to literally wear a sweater in Singapore's weather to hide those.
Cute. In different ways.

Lace
July 22nd, 2015, 05:28 PM
Friendship has no price tag.

MLP solved capitalism

Polly
July 22nd, 2015, 05:29 PM
Friendship has no price tag.

But my wallet has limits :(

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 05:29 PM
But my wallet has limits :(

but does Leo's

Ayr
July 22nd, 2015, 05:29 PM
Even tho it's summer and warm enough that I get a headache when I encounter direct sunlight, I now have a runny nose. Don't know how it happened, I've been indoors with the fan off and windows closed all day, :(

And apparently my neighbour is pregnant again. It's like the tap water is laced with fertility drugs over there.

SeiKeo
July 22nd, 2015, 05:30 PM
but does Leo's
well yes

Lace
July 22nd, 2015, 05:31 PM
You pay for friendship with time.

something something time, facism, the novel Momo

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btw serious question what do you work as leo

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 05:31 PM
well yes

sad

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 05:32 PM
btw serious question what do you work as leo

midnight cowboy

SeiKeo
July 22nd, 2015, 05:32 PM
something something time, facism, the novel Momo

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btw serious question what do you work as leo
please don't let these people give you the idea that I'm like all hnwi

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 05:32 PM
i'm still waiting for my microphone love

i mean i don't even need it anymore but that's hardly relevant

well you kinda do need it, unless you've upgraded from phone skype to something else now

because how can we enjoy movies together if phone skype is dropping you every 5 minutes

SeiKeo
July 22nd, 2015, 05:33 PM
i'm still waiting for my microphone love


i mean i don't even need it anymore but that's hardly relevant
I fucking offered

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 05:34 PM
the call for Baseball yesterday with the others lasted the full three hours, yo

I'm actually impressed.

SeiKeo
July 22nd, 2015, 05:36 PM
he's actually a mechatrotsky

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it dropped because of shitty internet, phone skype was innocent


the call for Baseball yesterday with the others lasted the full three hours, yo

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yeah so where is it
"Hi yes amzn.it please deliver this to the guy I know who lives outside of major Italian city and has cat. tia"

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 05:37 PM
"Hi yes amzn.it please deliver this to the guy I know who lives outside of major Italian city and has cat. tia"

Actual recording of Leo ordering the mic.

Lace
July 22nd, 2015, 05:40 PM
please don't let these people give you the idea that I'm like all hnwi

that would imply me knowing any hnwi

and knowing hnwi would imply i talk to rich people

which i guess i do now

revolting

Strife ❤️
July 22nd, 2015, 05:41 PM
that would imply me knowing any hnwi

and knowing hnwi would imply i talk to rich people

which i guess i do now

revolting

fishie

SeiKeo
July 22nd, 2015, 05:42 PM
fishie
She doesn't know fish

black1blade
July 22nd, 2015, 05:43 PM
Fish is yummy.

Strife ❤️
July 22nd, 2015, 05:43 PM
Yeah true

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 05:43 PM
new generation doesn't know fish at all, she's basically gone from here entirely

only the chosen few who got her on steam still have her in their life

Lace
July 22nd, 2015, 05:44 PM
Was she rich

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 05:46 PM
almost comically so

Kirby
July 22nd, 2015, 05:46 PM
Was she rich
she'd spend thousands of dollars on steam cosmetics like it was nothing

SeiKeo
July 22nd, 2015, 05:46 PM
Was she rich
Probs.

Historia
July 22nd, 2015, 05:46 PM
Steam cosmetics... what.

Polly
July 22nd, 2015, 05:47 PM
almost comically so

Plus a cute Asian.

It's strange how kay never tried to woo her.

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 05:49 PM
Plus a cute Asian.

It's strange how kay never tried to woo her.

kay clearly knew that fish and i were a thing, and not being into ntr, kindly stayed her lecherous hand

Kirby
July 22nd, 2015, 05:50 PM
[08:00] * tiredfish traps spinach in a mtsp doujin

Historia
July 22nd, 2015, 05:50 PM
I want get rich too. How do?

Strife ❤️
July 22nd, 2015, 05:50 PM
be born to the right parents

Lace
July 22nd, 2015, 05:50 PM
Is that why you have that ugly fish meme as ur avatar

Kirby
July 22nd, 2015, 05:50 PM
[12:04] * punfish sells I3uster into a life of drug induced prostitution

Polly
July 22nd, 2015, 05:51 PM
and not being into ntr

You're cute.

Historia
July 22nd, 2015, 05:52 PM
be born to the right parents

Welp. I lost the game already.

SeiKeo
July 22nd, 2015, 05:52 PM
I want get rich too. How do?
Buy golds vote Ron Paul

Historia
July 22nd, 2015, 05:54 PM
Anyway, I'm gonna go eat. Be back in four or five hours.

Polly
July 22nd, 2015, 05:56 PM
I want get rich too. How do?

Sell some of your organs.

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 05:57 PM
Is that why you have that ugly fish meme as ur avatar

actually not going to stand for this

Peanut-007
July 22nd, 2015, 05:57 PM
be born to the right parents

Upper middle class highly educated white Americans. I aced that one.

Lace
July 22nd, 2015, 05:59 PM
actually not going to stand for this

its one of these gifs that are so stupid but so hypnotizing

Peanut-007
July 22nd, 2015, 06:01 PM
actually not going to stand for this

thats not a no

Polly
July 22nd, 2015, 06:01 PM
its one of these gifs that are so stupid but so hypnotizing

Not sure what you have against it, what with having that pepe avatar in the recent past.

SeiKeo
July 22nd, 2015, 06:02 PM
actually not going to stand for this
Same but n a m e c h a n g e

Strife ❤️
July 22nd, 2015, 06:05 PM
Upper middle class

Your class system is fake.

Lace
July 22nd, 2015, 06:09 PM
Not sure what you have against it, what with having that pepe avatar in the recent past.

pepe was just a sad little frog princess, whats the problem with that

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anyone who calls themself upper middle class just doesnt want to spell out their richness

Peanut-007
July 22nd, 2015, 06:09 PM
Your class system is fake.

Not the fuck off level rich of the upper class but still well above average.

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Don't know a better word.

Polly
July 22nd, 2015, 06:09 PM
pepe was just a sad little frog princess, whats the problem with that

Nothing at all as far as I'm concerned, the sad frog princess needs more love.

There are, however, some who would describe it as 'stupid' or 'annoying' but also 'hypnotising'

Strife ❤️
July 22nd, 2015, 06:09 PM
You can't be upper class unless you are a titled noble.

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 06:10 PM
my avatar is not stupid, please apologize

Polly
July 22nd, 2015, 06:11 PM
I never said it was!

Peanut-007
July 22nd, 2015, 06:12 PM
I'm sorry Spin.
Bo I'm not.

Lace
July 22nd, 2015, 06:13 PM
maybe its not the avatar after all spinach

Maybe its you

Peanut-007
July 22nd, 2015, 06:15 PM
maybe its not the avatar after all spinach

Maybe its you
12823

Seika
July 22nd, 2015, 06:15 PM
It is a Bad avatar.

Going back to a previous topic because I want to, I know the entirety of my available meal food.

2 frozen loaves of bread. (Tesco own brand, 45p each)
3/4 of a frozen bag of mixed vegetables. (1/4 of the bag = 1 meal).
Enough cheese to make exactly one more cheese sandwich.
Most of a tub of not-butter.

Polly
July 22nd, 2015, 06:17 PM
It is a Bad avatar.

Going back to a previous topic because I want to, I know the entirety of my available meal food.

2 frozen loaves of bread. (Tesco own brand, 45p each)
3/4 of a frozen bag of mixed vegetables. (1/4 of the bag = 1 meal).
Enough cheese to make exactly one more cheese sandwich.
Most of a tub of not-butter.

What kind of witchcraft is frozen bread???

Strife ❤️
July 22nd, 2015, 06:18 PM
It's a pretty common thing?

Lace
July 22nd, 2015, 06:19 PM
Not the fuck off level rich of the upper class but still well above average.

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Don't know a better word.

from my own completely biased observation

most poor people see being rich as being able to buy expensive stuff

most wealthy "middleclass" people see it as being able to own an island

Seika
July 22nd, 2015, 06:21 PM
You put bread in a freezer. It freezes and keeps longer.

Tbh, so little of it is actually organic that I doubt I need to bother - mould almost certainly turns its nose up at 90% sawdust. But I refuse to have wasted a few pence on the last slices if they do go mouldy, so into the freezer they go.

Peanut-007
July 22nd, 2015, 06:21 PM
What kind of witchcraft is frozen bread???
12824
abra kadabra

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y u upload sideways phone?

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 06:21 PM
It is a Bad avatar.

: (

GhostDIGIT
July 22nd, 2015, 06:22 PM
I still need an Alakazam.

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It is a Bad avatar.
How's mine?

Polly
July 22nd, 2015, 06:24 PM
You put bread in a freezer. It freezes and keeps longer.

Tbh, so little of it is actually organic that I doubt I need to bother - mould almost certainly turns its nose up at 90% sawdust. But I refuse to have wasted a few pence on the last slices if they do go mouldy, so into the freezer they go.

Apart from wide availability of actual organic bread in this pathetic excuse of a country, another reason why this wouldn't make much sense to me is because my family as a whole devours bread quickly enough that mould isn't an issue.

Peanut-007
July 22nd, 2015, 06:25 PM
I still need an Alakazam.

Alakazam

12825
I'm a wizard.

Seika
July 22nd, 2015, 06:26 PM
: (
What, do you want us to repeat the whole conversation we had which made you use it in the first place? :p

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Apart from wide availability of actual organic bread in this pathetic excuse of a country
Yeah, but is it cheap?

Strife ❤️
July 22nd, 2015, 06:27 PM
Thanks for the avatar you made me spinach, but the destined time had come to return to this one.

Lace
July 22nd, 2015, 06:27 PM
Apart from wide availability of actual organic bread in this pathetic excuse of a country, another reason why this wouldn't make much sense to me is because my family as a whole devours bread quickly enough that mould isn't an issue.

literally this

marry me polly

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 06:27 PM
What, do you want us to repeat the whole conversation we had which made you use it in the first place? :p

Maybe, it might be the inspiration I need to make a matching sig.

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Thanks for the avatar you made me spinach, but the destined time had come to return to this one.

yeah I prefer your selfie avatar anyway

Lace
July 22nd, 2015, 06:27 PM
one of the upsides of a big household is that you dont need to be scared of having leftover food that goes bad

Polly
July 22nd, 2015, 06:29 PM
Yeah, but is it cheap?

About 67p for a round loaf of brown bread, diameter ~50 cm.

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literally this

marry me polly

I'm afraid both our contries' laws do not allow for that :(

GhostDIGIT
July 22nd, 2015, 06:30 PM
Fight for your right to marry who you want!

Lace
July 22nd, 2015, 06:31 PM
Blame Merkel

SeiKeo
July 22nd, 2015, 06:31 PM
from my own completely biased observation

most poor people see being rich as being able to buy expensive stuff

most wealthy "middleclass" people see it as being able to own an island
The reason poor people aren't rich is because being rich is thought of as buying stuff.

*tips top hat*

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About 67p for a round loaf of brown bread, diameter ~50 cm.

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I'm afraid both our contries' laws do not allow for that :(
move to america

Polly
July 22nd, 2015, 06:32 PM
I meant that she looks underage but whatever floats your goats people.

Seika
July 22nd, 2015, 06:32 PM
About 67p for a round loaf of brown bread, diameter ~50 cm.
See, I'm saving money. Probably. Give it to me by weight.

Update on food situation:
1 frozen loaf of bread
1 defrosting loaf of bread, minus two slices.
3/4 bag of frozen veg
Slightly less butter
No cheese. :(

GhostDIGIT
July 22nd, 2015, 06:32 PM
Or move to Canada or Denmark or Portugal or Spain or Sweden or Finland and a bunch of other Countries.

Peanut-007
July 22nd, 2015, 06:32 PM
Blame Merkel

For just that or in general? Either works imo.

Polly
July 22nd, 2015, 06:33 PM
move to america

Do you have fresh fruit and vegetables and bread readily available in major cities?

Lace
July 22nd, 2015, 06:34 PM
way to stay discreet about my age Polly

Strife ❤️
July 22nd, 2015, 06:34 PM
I literally can't comprehend a place where you couldn't find fresh fruit, vegetables and bread.

SeiKeo
July 22nd, 2015, 06:34 PM
Do you have fresh fruit and vegetables and bread readily available in major cities?
No guarantees but Denver/SF/etc yes.

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I literally can't comprehend a place where you couldn't find fresh fruit, vegetables and bread.
Fucksville USA

Polly
July 22nd, 2015, 06:35 PM
See, I'm saving money. Probably. Give it to me by weight.

Well by the virtue of living in a recession for almost 6 years now the prices of food have generally grown to unrealistic heights for these parts of the world.

But still I'd say it's a good deal. It's like a pound or so worth of bread? Probably a bit more?

Strife ❤️
July 22nd, 2015, 06:35 PM
the benefits of being a tiny island

GhostDIGIT
July 22nd, 2015, 06:35 PM
I literally can't comprehend a place where you couldn't find fresh fruit, vegetables and bread.
Hell or Heaven?

Peanut-007
July 22nd, 2015, 06:35 PM
Do you have fresh fruit and vegetables and bread readily available in major cities?

In my personal experiences yes actually.

Polly
July 22nd, 2015, 06:36 PM
way to stay discreet about my age Polly

I said 'looks'. I don't know how old you are :(

I'm sorry.

Hen_Ichi
July 22nd, 2015, 06:37 PM
About 67p for a round loaf of brown bread, diameter ~50 cm.
I think I last saw a non retail chain one of those for about 2.60

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 06:39 PM
way to stay discreet about my age Polly

sorry this is an adult forum for adults such as myself, I'm going to have to ask you to go and stay go until you too are adult

GhostDIGIT
July 22nd, 2015, 06:40 PM
Yet you still let Blackblade stay....

Lace
July 22nd, 2015, 06:40 PM
im basically an adult in a month

or six or nine

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 06:42 PM
literally a baby

Vagrant
July 22nd, 2015, 06:42 PM
I literally can't comprehend a place where you couldn't find fresh fruit, vegetables and bread.

Detroit

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 06:44 PM
Detroit

No lie, people just grow vegetables and fruit in lots of the unused property in Detroit.

Vagrant
July 22nd, 2015, 06:47 PM
But are you telling me the myth of the Nourishment-Deprived Overeater is just a myth?

Spinach
July 22nd, 2015, 06:49 PM
I am, I saw it with my own two eyes I did.

Vagrant
July 22nd, 2015, 06:53 PM
Also, Yubeng village had none of that fresh shit when I went hiking in China. At 3500-4000m they only grew some leafy green nothing like lettuce. All other fruit and vegetables were rehydrated dried stuff, the food was awful up there. All fatty goat meat, tough as leather mountain bread that probably had nothing going for it and noodles with spicy goat broth

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Oh, and lots of tea and Snickers and soft drinks because why not, apparently.

I3uster
July 22nd, 2015, 06:55 PM
wrf happena to this frdd anyway

its ao actove

GhostDIGIT
July 22nd, 2015, 06:55 PM
How many languages have you heard throughout your journey?

Strife ❤️
July 22nd, 2015, 06:56 PM
Drunk buster

I3uster
July 22nd, 2015, 06:56 PM
Im just ob a phone

I can spell perfectly fine

GhostDIGIT
July 22nd, 2015, 06:57 PM
Danke, I3uster!

Vagrant
July 22nd, 2015, 06:58 PM
How many languages have you heard throughout your journey?

Two. English and Not-English.

Rocket Burrito
July 22nd, 2015, 06:59 PM
wrf happena to this frdd anyway

its ao actove
food happened

I3uster
July 22nd, 2015, 07:00 PM
noice

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Im gonna get some cider once im home

Tahnk u cider crate

Leftovers
July 22nd, 2015, 07:02 PM
Allah Frowned

I3uster
July 22nd, 2015, 07:09 PM
im home

cold cider

pretty good

SeiKeo
July 22nd, 2015, 07:13 PM
So I was at the store and thought "yeah okay fuck it."

http://i.imgur.com/l3iyXq8l.jpg

Hello friend

Lace
July 22nd, 2015, 07:14 PM
show the dish when its finished too

I3uster
July 22nd, 2015, 07:15 PM
a living being died for this leo

do you feel like a hero yet

Kirby
July 22nd, 2015, 07:17 PM
So I was at the store and thought "yeah okay fuck it."

http://i.imgur.com/l3iyXq8l.jpg

Hello friend
Because I'm a bit shoddy on my beef cuts, is this, like, one of the cuts you'd use for steak, or for stewing?

SeiKeo
July 22nd, 2015, 07:18 PM
Because I'm a bit shoddy on my beef cuts, is this, like, one of the cuts you'd use for steak, or for stewing?
this is a baby steak my friend

Kirby
July 22nd, 2015, 07:18 PM
or something like brisket or flank, idk

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ah

Marmadillo
July 22nd, 2015, 07:18 PM
a living being died for this leo

do you feel like a hero yet
Don't be ridiculous, they grow them on trees.

Peanut-007
July 22nd, 2015, 07:36 PM
Don't be ridiculous, they grow them on trees.

trees are alive

GhostDIGIT
July 22nd, 2015, 07:44 PM
But do not have consciousness.

Rocket Burrito
July 22nd, 2015, 07:50 PM
the forest of einnashe would take offence to that

Peanut-007
July 22nd, 2015, 07:50 PM
But do not have consciousness.

Or do they?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7Op86ox9g

Marmadillo
July 22nd, 2015, 08:22 PM
But do not have consciousness.
Tbh I can't tell if you have consciousness.

Lace
July 22nd, 2015, 08:26 PM
Or do they?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7Op86ox9g

who does that

GhostDIGIT
July 22nd, 2015, 08:27 PM
I'm alive talking aren't I?

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who does that
Peanut.

Peanut-007
July 22nd, 2015, 08:33 PM
Peanut.

That guy sounds like an asshole.

GhostDIGIT
July 22nd, 2015, 08:34 PM
Need a hug, double O seven?

Peanut-007
July 22nd, 2015, 08:40 PM
I don't hug ghosts only make them.*
*I don't make ghosts. Please hug me.

Lace
July 22nd, 2015, 08:53 PM
when your younger sibling starts deleting the internet cache you know its on

SeiKeo
July 22nd, 2015, 08:55 PM
show the dish when its finished too
http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/2583-LEO-S-Food-Thread-REBORN-%28and-Spinach%29?p=1977541&viewfull=1#post1977541

GhostDIGIT
July 22nd, 2015, 08:57 PM
when your younger sibling starts deleting the internet cache you know its on
...They were watching porn?

Lace
July 22nd, 2015, 08:57 PM
I assume so..?

Peanut-007
July 22nd, 2015, 08:59 PM
He should be using private browsing mode not watching porn.

Lace
July 22nd, 2015, 09:01 PM
she*

Historia
July 22nd, 2015, 09:05 PM
So... I was looking over my writing prose cause it needs work, perusing my various collections of short stories from various authors because I dunno, went to the internet to look up some stuff, and anyway I got lost but happened to stumble across this: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/10049454/Dont-make-fun-of-renowned-Dan-Brown.html

Oh, and I'm back from eating. What did I miss? Nothing? Ok.

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I use various a lot, huh.

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Oh. Everyone left. A pity.

Peanut-007
July 22nd, 2015, 09:05 PM
she*

eh, close enough

GhostDIGIT
July 22nd, 2015, 09:18 PM
So... I was looking over my writing prose cause it needs work, perusing my various collections of short stories from various authors because I dunno, went to the internet to look up some stuff, and anyway I got lost but happened to stumble across this: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/10049454/Dont-make-fun-of-renowned-Dan-Brown.html
One paragraph in and I am starting to think this article was written about a bad author.

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And was also written badly.

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Oh wait it's mocking.

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Just finished it, Yep it was mocking what's his name, the bad author.

Historia
July 22nd, 2015, 09:27 PM
Just finished it, Yep it was mocking what's his name, the bad author.

I am the script of my pen
Prose is my body and coffee is my blood
I have written over a million words
Unaware of deadlines, Nor aware of handcramps
Withstood editors to create sales, waiting for one’s movie deal
I have no regrets. This is the only path
My whole life was unlimited cash works

...

I dunno.

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Doesn't sound Dan Brown enuff. Or make any sense.

GhostDIGIT
July 22nd, 2015, 09:32 PM
If I ever wrote a novel it would have three protagonists. One obsessed with pleasure, another indecisive in his decisions rendering him incapable of accomplishing anything, and the last one too self-absorbed to care for those around him.

Peanut-007
July 22nd, 2015, 10:41 PM
Read this
http://ansible.uk/misc/eyeargon.html
It may be the greatest piece of prose fantasy ever written. I'm weeping.
Great but terrible. I'm weeping tears from laughter as I read it aloud exactly as it is written.

GhostDIGIT
July 22nd, 2015, 10:44 PM
What a horrible first sentence.

Peanut-007
July 22nd, 2015, 10:47 PM
Remember to read it aloud so you get the full experience of every creatively and inventively used word.

VasilikiHaidee
July 22nd, 2015, 11:09 PM
stagefright then shat on the stagefloor

Historia
July 22nd, 2015, 11:11 PM
Read this
http://ansible.uk/misc/eyeargon.html
It may be the greatest piece of prose fantasy ever written. I'm weeping.

Well, if that's the greatest prose fantasy ever written, then Moon People (http://www.amazon.com/Moon-People-Dale-M-Courtney/dp/1436372135) is the greatest prose science fiction ever written.

On a side note, does this: http://i.imgur.com/GpGFmd0.png look... hellish to anyone else? I was messing around in photoshop trying to create a new cover for one of the things I'm writing (and the reason I looked over my prose in the first place, since I felt it was lacking as I was writing the latest chapter) and ended up with this. Nuah?

GhostDIGIT
July 22nd, 2015, 11:25 PM
Yes, yes it does.

Dullahan
July 22nd, 2015, 11:41 PM
Remember to read it aloud so you get the full experience of every creatively and inventively used word.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14YiBmRZuIB

Historia
July 22nd, 2015, 11:48 PM
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14YiBmRZuIB


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iO5-ic0Ug4

GhostDIGIT
July 22nd, 2015, 11:52 PM
Dullahan, why do you do this to yourself? On the other hand, yay, more sexy voice!

Rocket Burrito
July 23rd, 2015, 12:01 AM
That prose is so purple that it made even Dullahan weep.

Edit: Also, I want to hear Dullahan do an epic reading of novels now.

Dullahan
July 23rd, 2015, 12:15 AM
That prose is so purple that it made even Dullahan weep.

Edit: Also, I want to hear Dullahan do an epic reading of novels now.

Take it to the Let me hear your voice! thread if you have requests. Although it's not really like you could derail this thread any more if you didn't. Or, indeed, at all.

Christemo
July 23rd, 2015, 12:17 AM
Give me your best Shinza, fam


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYcq_WsQ8FE

Peanut-007
July 23rd, 2015, 12:17 AM
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14YiBmRZuIB

This is wonderful. Your voice is wonderful.

Dullahan
July 23rd, 2015, 12:29 AM
Give me your best Shinza, fam


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYcq_WsQ8FE

how the fuck am i supposed to read that

just do the latin, or what

Christemo
July 23rd, 2015, 12:29 AM
Obviously, why would you read the kanji when theres perfectly fine latin right there

Dullahan
July 23rd, 2015, 12:36 AM
Okay, I didn't do all of it. This is just his Atziluth aria, as given on http://www10.atwiki.jp/god14/pages/78.html

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vn5Ap5zpRw

Christemo
July 23rd, 2015, 12:39 AM
I want to have sex with your vocal cords

GhostDIGIT
July 23rd, 2015, 12:40 AM
We all do, Chris, we all do.

Dullahan
July 23rd, 2015, 12:41 AM
It's really too deep to be Mercurius; his voice needs that smooth and slightly nasal quality that contrasts him with kemono-dono, and I can't read latin like that

Christemo
July 23rd, 2015, 12:42 AM
I'll do either Kriemhild's (the one in my sig) or Dies Irae when I wake up