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Historia
July 27th, 2015, 09:28 PM
Actually, Pacific Rim is not as good as Evangelion.

Evangelion pales in comparison to Weedvangelion.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eExCYM9jEPI

Lace
July 27th, 2015, 09:32 PM
A really ridiculously bad mech show from the 70's. The summoning sequence for the bot involves the MC throwing himself in the floor to roll and make ring of fire. It's kind of a joke amonst some circles (/m/ basically) to treat Ginguiser like the worst and most evil eldritch horror ever

see, the issue lies in you being part of these circles

Kirby
July 27th, 2015, 09:34 PM
Mean Girls is my favorite anime.

Seika
July 27th, 2015, 09:36 PM
So, apparently watching people hump balloons is a fetish?

I'm just impressed by the balloon not popping. Is this some kind of industrial-strength balloon? Is it purpose-made? Who makes industrial-strength humping balloons?

Lace
July 27th, 2015, 09:38 PM
Mean Girls is my favorite anime.

Im just really grateful that Britney Spears invented anime with her single Break The Ice

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So, apparently watching people hump balloons is a fetish?

I'm just impressed by the balloon not popping. Is this some kind of industrial-strength balloon? Is it purpose-made? Who makes industrial-strength humping balloons?

how where why

GhostDIGIT
July 27th, 2015, 09:39 PM
So, apparently watching people hump balloons is a fetish?

I'm just impressed by the balloon not popping. Is this some kind of industrial-strength balloon? Is it purpose-made? Who makes industrial-strength humping balloons?
You didn't know?

Seika
July 27th, 2015, 09:45 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STjR5Foe2yk

Aaaa, there's some YouTuber called Balloon Lover and they've got someone riding a giant balloon condom. What have I stumbled on?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCEd1BTl_Eg

Lace
July 27th, 2015, 09:46 PM
and you guys call ASMR sexual

sure

GhostDIGIT
July 27th, 2015, 09:47 PM
Seika just posted balloon fetish porn....History has just been made me thinks.

SeiKeo
July 27th, 2015, 09:47 PM
How, exactly, did you stumble upon.

Kirby
July 27th, 2015, 09:47 PM
How did you stumble across this

SeiKeo
July 27th, 2015, 09:47 PM
and you guys call ASMR sexual

sure
Do I need to link you the stuff you linked me

Seika
July 27th, 2015, 09:49 PM
How did you stumble across this

I was looking for porn, I just wasn't looking for this porn.

It's been totally derailed by now.
https://38.media.tumblr.com/204b93e25cea956a51bf52efe79373ab/tumblr_nj1a4jL6Dc1spehqio1_400.gif

Kirby
July 27th, 2015, 09:49 PM
.-.;;

GhostDIGIT
July 27th, 2015, 09:50 PM
I wonder what kind of porn you watch to have gotten linked to balloon fetish porn.

Peanut-007
July 27th, 2015, 09:55 PM
The website balloonsluts.com sounds horrifically fascinating.

Leftovers
July 27th, 2015, 09:59 PM
and you guys call ASMR sexual

sure

there are other kinds???

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well i guess there are the creepy whisper in your ear for you to try to sleep through ones

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tho there totally have to be people who get off to those as well

Historia
July 27th, 2015, 10:03 PM
Are we gonna launch into another discussion about porn?

GhostDIGIT
July 27th, 2015, 10:05 PM
Probably.

Peanut-007
July 27th, 2015, 10:06 PM
was ur favorite sadpanda?

Leftovers
July 27th, 2015, 10:08 PM
was ur favorite sadpanda?

kaya-nee

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let's actually do that, fav doe jean gogogo

Historia
July 27th, 2015, 10:12 PM
wait wat

Mooncake
July 27th, 2015, 10:33 PM
kaya-nee

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let's actually do that, fav doe jean gogogo

http://exhentai.org/g/338849/3990ee23fb/

Probably this?

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wait shit

Leftovers
July 27th, 2015, 10:42 PM
(°▽°)b

SeiKeo
July 27th, 2015, 10:43 PM
there are other kinds???

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well i guess there are the creepy whisper in your ear for you to try to sleep through ones

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tho there totally have to be people who get off to those as well
lace man i tell u

Lace
July 27th, 2015, 10:44 PM
Titty ASMR, my favorite kind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2hcgMlqVFE

GhostDIGIT
July 27th, 2015, 11:22 PM
Cool.

Hot Cheetos, my lovely hateful snack! Why can't I stop eating you!?

GhostDIGIT
July 27th, 2015, 11:55 PM
Done with the bag of Hot Cheetos.....My poor stomach.

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On the bright side, I caught a Deino~

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Am I using the ~ thing right?

Historia
July 27th, 2015, 11:59 PM
Dat ASMR community doe.

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And the tilde key? Sure, why not.

Cruor
July 28th, 2015, 12:10 AM
So, I'm done for today all thats left:

-Connect Drives to the motherboard.
-connect power supply to motherboard
-connect power supply to videocard
-organize wires
-put the HDD tray back in (videocard was too big, had to be removed to put it in :X)
-connect monitor to it
-install os
-BINGO

Lace
July 28th, 2015, 12:56 AM
all i need to know about computers is click the power button

Bobin
July 28th, 2015, 12:58 AM
Back wheel of my bike popped again for like the billionth time

GhostDIGIT
July 28th, 2015, 01:38 AM
Fuck you, Pikachu, I want a Giraffe!

Kelnish
July 28th, 2015, 02:09 AM
Bakamonogetari is fucking weird as shit.

Ivan The Mouse
July 28th, 2015, 02:26 AM
Bakamonogetari is fucking weird as shit.

It gave me that impression too.

MZeroX
July 28th, 2015, 02:31 AM
Senjougahara is best girl for first 12 episodes. But she burns out fast, so Mister Donut Jacket Shinobu is best for over time.

Bobin
July 28th, 2015, 02:39 AM
I only watched the whole season with protag Kaiki

Then I watched every other episode with Kaiki in it

Pretty good

GhostDIGIT
July 28th, 2015, 03:04 AM
I just had the best match I've ever had. It was awesome!

Break
July 28th, 2015, 03:52 AM
Morning, team

GhostDIGIT
July 28th, 2015, 04:00 AM
Sup, German dude, your day is my night.

Polly
July 28th, 2015, 04:38 AM
Re balloon porn, the only surprise is that you people are surprised by Seika posting it.

I mean have you all forgotten the jesus dildo and the Buddha dildo already?

Strife ❤️
July 28th, 2015, 04:39 AM
I actually did forget. Seika please.

GhostDIGIT
July 28th, 2015, 04:42 AM
Re balloon porn, the only surprise is that you people are surprised by Seika posting it.

I mean have you all forgotten the jesus dildo and the Buddha dildo already?
....Please explain.

GhostDIGIT
July 28th, 2015, 05:04 AM
So much terrible slow mo. Why Teen Wolf, why!? At least Malia's being a badass.

GhostDIGIT
July 28th, 2015, 05:28 AM
Leo-Chan is Leo-Chan now!

kay4today
July 28th, 2015, 05:36 AM
Actually, Pacific Rim is not as good as Evangelion.

evangelion isnt mecha its a psychological thriller

Skull
July 28th, 2015, 05:38 AM
No time for breakfast today, just grabbed a strawberry muffin and ran to work.

Fel
July 28th, 2015, 05:43 AM
evangelion isnt mecha its a psychological thriller
the two aren't exclusive you know

kay4today
July 28th, 2015, 05:47 AM
the two aren't exclusive you know

i bet u cant name even one mecha/psychological thriller

Fel
July 28th, 2015, 05:52 AM
i bet u cant name even one mecha/psychological thriller
Evangelion

GhostDIGIT
July 28th, 2015, 05:54 AM
Poor baby, Stiles. Why does all the sad stuff happen to him now that Derek's gone? ;_;

kay4today
July 28th, 2015, 05:54 AM
Evangelion

i walked right into that didnt i

well, evangelion isnt a mecha! the mechas arent even like, actual mechas, so it clearly doesnt qualify

Fel
July 28th, 2015, 05:57 AM
stop trying so hard and admit your defeat

I3uster
July 28th, 2015, 05:57 AM
bokurano

Lace
July 28th, 2015, 05:59 AM
kay is always right i dont know what ur talking about

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also, ha, beat u in post count

Fel
July 28th, 2015, 06:02 AM
see that statement is about as right as kay is

basically it's absolutely and completely wrong

kay4today
July 28th, 2015, 06:03 AM
stop trying so hard and admit your defeat

they arent mechas and you know it

Fel
July 28th, 2015, 06:05 AM
they're as mecha as it can get without being gundams

Lace
July 28th, 2015, 06:06 AM
arent they their mothers or something

kay4today
July 28th, 2015, 06:07 AM
they're as mecha as it can get without being gundams

them not being mechas is a plot twist m8

Fel
July 28th, 2015, 06:07 AM
they're still mechas though

Lace
July 28th, 2015, 06:08 AM
oh, leos ign changed to leo-chan too

is everyone trying to be a cute anime girl now

strife already owns that title

kay4today
July 28th, 2015, 06:09 AM
they're still mechas though

noh

Fel
July 28th, 2015, 06:11 AM
oh, leos ign changed to leo-chan too

is everyone trying to be a cute anime girl now

strife already owns that title
I need to become Fellette

or Fellatte

or Fellatio

I think I like Fellatio the most

kay4today
July 28th, 2015, 06:12 AM
I need to become Fellette

or Fellatte

or Fellatio

those all sound like italian coffees

Fel
July 28th, 2015, 06:14 AM
the middle one is basically Fel+Latte

Lace
July 28th, 2015, 06:15 AM
u have a moustache??

Break
July 28th, 2015, 06:16 AM
Not all of them are their mothers

kay4today
July 28th, 2015, 06:16 AM
Asking for a fellatio coffee might have you experience one of the weirdest days of your life.

does it mean something dirty

Fel
July 28th, 2015, 06:16 AM
kay is 2pure4me

Lace
July 28th, 2015, 06:18 AM
>kay

>pure

ok

Break
July 28th, 2015, 06:18 AM
occasionally

now it's only a three weeks beard

You do know that i can only see you as a bearded Akiha now

Fel
July 28th, 2015, 06:19 AM
>kay

>pure

ok
shut up you dirty slut

kay4today
July 28th, 2015, 06:20 AM
your latin sucks

i took latin in middle school!

we didnt learn dirty things, obviously

Polly
July 28th, 2015, 06:20 AM
Kay doesn't even like coffee.

She is weird :(

Break
July 28th, 2015, 06:21 AM
does it mean something dirty

I am legitimately surprised

Lace
July 28th, 2015, 06:21 AM
shut up you dirty slut

is that supposed to be an insult

I3uster
July 28th, 2015, 06:21 AM
Kay doesn't even like coffee.

She is weird :(
farmers dont like it, you gotta go to the one true heart of the country to find people that appreciate it

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i mean, austrian coffee, not sure there's much to be liked

ill gut u m8

Fel
July 28th, 2015, 06:22 AM
is that supposed to be an insult
no

i like sluts

Lace
July 28th, 2015, 06:22 AM
i mean, austrian coffee, not sure there's much to be liked

how come you know austrian coffee dont you live in like italy or something

Polly
July 28th, 2015, 06:22 AM
i took latin in middle school!

we didnt learn dirty things, obviously

But you know what cunilinguus is :p

kay4today
July 28th, 2015, 06:23 AM
i literally don't believe you

both of those things are true, i swear

Break
July 28th, 2015, 06:24 AM
i took latin in middle school!

we didnt learn dirty things, obviously

I can tach you some dirty latin

Like Lupa or Moecha

But yeah words like Fellatio, Cunnilingus and Irumatio are also in modern use also generally seen as less "dirty" than modern-language equivalents

I3uster
July 28th, 2015, 06:24 AM
i mean i went to austria and i did my best to avoid coffee

dont make me cry

Lace
July 28th, 2015, 06:25 AM
i mean i went to austria and i did my best to avoid coffee

ive only been to italy and france and all i can say is that either their prices are a lot higher or my grandparents just took me to really exquisite places

its probably the latter now that i think about it

I3uster
July 28th, 2015, 06:26 AM
come down here and i'll treat you to a good one


kinda homo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viennese_coffee_house

where is your official unesco certification for the good shit eh

(dont actually pull it up thatd embarrass me)

I3uster
July 28th, 2015, 06:26 AM
A normal espresso costs 1 euro.



unless you're a tourist
then it's 5 euros
a good and honest people those italians

Polly
July 28th, 2015, 06:27 AM
My break is over, gotta go back to work :(

Break
July 28th, 2015, 06:27 AM
Eh i dont drink coffee either
I like the smell of coffee beans though

Break
July 28th, 2015, 06:29 AM
My break is over, gotta go back to work :(

Fight!

Lace
July 28th, 2015, 06:32 AM
goodbye polly :(

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It's pure economics, man.

Clearly the tourists represent a different demand curve.

i always knew you were ruthless tbh

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ive known since the day you told me youre a fake lesbian

Polly
July 28th, 2015, 06:32 AM
And thus my watch begins

Lace
July 28th, 2015, 06:35 AM
youre fake until you cosplay akiha

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this was a request btw

I3uster
July 28th, 2015, 06:36 AM
well you got the chest for it

Lace
July 28th, 2015, 06:38 AM
theres a difference between no boob and slight boob

Lace
July 28th, 2015, 06:40 AM
weak excuse

I3uster
July 28th, 2015, 06:42 AM
theres a difference between no boob and slight boob

hes not exactly ripped last i saw itll work out

whats ur size bridge

were on a basis where i can ask you that right


I already love myself enough as it is, cosplaying my wife might trouble me somewhat.
you should probably jump on the blers crossplaying train as long as its still the last bit underground, imo

Break
July 28th, 2015, 06:46 AM
I contemplated cosplaying a trap
For that "a guy cosplaying a guy that looks like a girl" confusion

Lace
July 28th, 2015, 06:47 AM
youre never too tall to try buddy

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also whos maple link pictures pls tyvm

Dullahan
July 28th, 2015, 06:52 AM
How to tell you're listening to a Bear//Face remix:

1. If the original song had comprehensible lyrics, it sure has hell doesn't now
2. There is a stack of subwoofers exploding in the background
3. Faint sounds of flowing water if you listen closely

Sesto
July 28th, 2015, 07:36 AM
"In America, you kiss first then love later. Is it same in Canada?"

all my lols

Strife ❤️
July 28th, 2015, 07:40 AM
I contemplated cosplaying a trap
For that "a guy cosplaying a guy that looks like a girl" confusion

Sorry been done http://blogs.nrvnqsr.com/entry.php/3103-The-Twelfth-Paladin-of-Charlemagne

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I already love myself enough as it is, cosplaying my wife might trouble me somewhat.

this is why no luvia

Break
July 28th, 2015, 08:09 AM
"In America, you kiss first then love later. Is it same in Canada?"

all my lols

Lol what?

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Hm i need to reapply the cooling paste on my Dell Vostro 3700 laptop, it keeps freezing from overheat otherwise; you guys got any advice there? Im torn on wether i should do it myself or get it done at a store

Lace
July 28th, 2015, 08:14 AM
this is why no luvia


weak excuse

.

Sesto
July 28th, 2015, 08:20 AM
Lol what?


Just another addition to a long list of reasons why a certain someone is obtuse as fuck.

I'm just waiting for the eventual "what does it mean when boy say 'lets try anal'?"

Break
July 28th, 2015, 08:24 AM
.

To be fair Luvia would be rather hard to pull off for a guy.

Lace
July 28th, 2015, 08:30 AM
Just another addition to a long list of reasons why a certain someone is obtuse as fuck.

I'm just waiting for the eventual "what does it mean when boy say 'lets try anal'?"

is that certain someone a figment of your imagination

no, its ok, that was a rhetorical question

Historia
July 28th, 2015, 08:39 AM
To be fair Luvia would be rather hard to pull off for a guy.

The hair or the laugh?

Skull
July 28th, 2015, 08:51 AM
Why do little kids never flush the toilet after using public restrooms?

It smells like shit, literally.

VasilikiHaidee
July 28th, 2015, 09:34 AM
Staring blankly into space, to dry my hair and feet

Staring blankly into space, but I just really like doing it

After showers

Night and Day

Staring at something

Staring at nothing

Spinach
July 28th, 2015, 09:38 AM
Damn, I missed a lot of funposting.

I3uster
July 28th, 2015, 09:47 AM
the fun never stops

SeiKeo
July 28th, 2015, 10:05 AM
Don't post that gif.

Kirby
July 28th, 2015, 10:07 AM
Oh hey, Leo-chan is Leo-chan now

Spinach
July 28th, 2015, 10:09 AM
Don't post that gif.

It's a Christemo gif tbh

Kirby
July 28th, 2015, 10:24 AM
I don't wanna risk someone else swooping in and stealing "Kirby", though

Kirby
July 28th, 2015, 10:26 AM
But what if I wanna change the main Kirby back into Kirby? I'd have to change the backup Kirby to something else first, so, like, twice the effort

mAc Chaos
July 28th, 2015, 10:27 AM
Damn, I missed a lot of funposting.

too much fun for me

im burned out on fun

Seika
July 28th, 2015, 10:33 AM
Ain't no game 'less you can lose, kid. Take the risk or go home to momma.

Kirby
July 28th, 2015, 10:33 AM
Ah, right.

What should I make my new name? (I've gone by "kirbayy" before on irc)

Leftovers
July 28th, 2015, 10:35 AM
http://i.imgur.com/rnCIpo6.gif

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don't give in kirby

Seika
July 28th, 2015, 10:39 AM
I am 100% making an account named Kirby as soon as you change your name, so you know.

Kirby
July 28th, 2015, 10:40 AM
Help, I'm being bullied

SeiKeo
July 28th, 2015, 10:40 AM
Wow, isn't that great. When Leo does it, it's a ban, but when the mods do it, it's just a joke...

Dullahan
July 28th, 2015, 10:42 AM
Help, I'm being bullied

even if your name changes, kirby

I'll still write those dares for you

shinjite kure

Seika
July 28th, 2015, 10:42 AM
I would probably eat the strike just to do this to someone.

SeiKeo
July 28th, 2015, 10:44 AM
Oh, now its just a strike, I see.

Kirby
July 28th, 2015, 10:44 AM
even if your name changes, kirby

I'll still write those dares for you

shinjite kure
Oh, btw, I'm still writing yours. I'm just stuck at a pace of a whopping 50 words a day because having people interact is hard

I3uster
July 28th, 2015, 10:44 AM
We need an anti-mod force.

isnt that the memeskype

the bl citizens watch

mAc Chaos
July 28th, 2015, 10:45 AM
who watches the memeskype

mAc Chaos
July 28th, 2015, 10:48 AM
its memeskype all the way down

Dullahan
July 28th, 2015, 10:52 AM
I'VE GOT A FEVER AND THE ONLY CURE IS MORE BINAURAL THUNDERSTORM RECORDINGS

Break
July 28th, 2015, 10:56 AM
Oh, btw, I'm still writing yours. I'm just stuck at a pace of a whopping 50 words a day because having people interact is hard

Can i ask you to write a fanfic about Saber Nero's life as an emperor in full latin?

Dullahan
July 28th, 2015, 11:05 AM
Can i ask you to write a fanfic about Saber Nero's life as an emperor in full latin?

Latin would be a fantastic language for a lemon tbh

only language I know of with a concise equivalent to 'fucked silly' [PPP perfutut -us/-um/-a]

Kirby
July 28th, 2015, 11:05 AM
Natus est Lucius Domitius, postea Nero nominatus, Antii, prope Romam, anno 37. Puer et Agrippina mater a Caligula in exsilium pulsi sunt, sed Caligula anno 41 iugulato, Claudius imperator Agrippinam eiusque filium in regiam reduxit atque Domitium adoptavit. Anno 53, Nero in matrimonium filiam Claudii Octaviam duxit.

Puer infelix amisso quidem patre Gnaeo Domitio Ahenobarbo, cum tres annos natus esset, matre paulo post relegata, in Domitiae Lepidae domo adolevit, quae ex coniuge Messalla quodam monstrum illud, Messalinam dico, pepererat, sed novo principe inaugurato fortuna eius commutata est. Agrippina enim revocata Claudius Domitii patrimonium restituit. Mater autem cum Augusta esset facta, dignitatem filii in illa domo confirmandam esse rata propter coniugis ignaviam omnia facile impetravit. Itaque Domitius a Claudio adoptatus et in gentem Claudiam ascitus ab illo tempore Nero Claudius Caesar nominatus est. Et dum Agrippina filium paulatim ad purpuram admovebat, Seneca varium eius ingenium et ad Musas aptissimum excolebat. Is autem, cui quidem nihil dulcius esset quam versus facere, parvo labore in ea arte versatus apud mirantem populum libenter carmina vel recitare vel canere solebat.

Claudius mortuus est anno 54, et Nero ei in imperio successit. Agrippina mater et Seneca per Neronem regnaverunt primos quinque novi principatus annos. Quater erat consul ordinarius, annis 55, 57, 58, 60 Nero, cum rebus publicis non delectaretur, conviviis se dedit, et Poppaeam Sabinam in deliciis habuit. Agrippina, cui mores filii non placebant, anno 59 iussu eius necata est.

Anno 62, Octaviam renuntiavit et Poppaeam in matrimonium duxit. Postea Octavia mortua est. Nero multos cognatos necavit, ita ut Senecam alienaret, qui Neronem in pleno imperio reliquit.

Anno 64, urbis pars maxima incendio deleta est. Tacitus rerum gestarum scriptor famam rettulit Neronem, cum Roma arderet, excidium Troiae cecinisse, quamobrem iste rumorem sui iussu Romam incensam esse prohibere non posset. Nero autem Christianos de incendio accusavit et protinus Romam monumentis suis ornare coepit, quorum in numero etiam Domus Aurea erat.

Anno 65, coniurationem Pisonis patefecit. Piso, Lucanus poeta, aliique coniurati, coacti sunt, ut mortem sibi consciscerent. Inter eos Seneca quoque erat, quem Nero falso accusavisse verisimile est.

Anno 66, Poppaea mortua rumor erat eam gravidam ab ipso Nerone ebrio calcis ictu necatam esse. Nero magna peregrinatione Graeciam anno 67 et seditione quadam pacata Galliam Hispaniam Africam adiit. Nero, qui mense Aprili consulatum V adierat, imperio depulsus est a senatu et manus sibi attulit die 9 Iunii anno 68.

Iniuste Neronis imperium ferox cruentumque habetur, cum eius imperii historiam scripsit Cornelius Tacitus, vir coetu senatorio in Augusti domum et in imperium invisus. Vero Nero imperator popularis fuit, impulsus dedit aedificandi artem Romae et in provinciis, et adeo amavit Graeciam, ut statuit et incipit anno 67 magnis opibus Isthmum Corinthium perforare reducendi gratia pericula navigationis—illinc, ubi excessu suo perforatio interrupta est, rursus incohebunt operae aetate nostra; libertatem Graecis concessit. Abolire proposuit magnam partem vectigalium commercii, sed senatus noluit:monetam diligentissime curavit et reformavit. Cum Parthis de re Armena foedera opportuna strinxit. Tolerans fuit in iniurias et aures praebuit populo: per hoc exsecratus a senatoribus.

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I don't know what that actually says.

Break
July 28th, 2015, 11:07 AM
Latin would be a fantastic language for a lemon tbh

only language I know of with a concise equivalent to 'fucked silly' [PPP perfutut -us/-um/-a]

One of the reasons its so great, yeah.

Seika
July 28th, 2015, 11:07 AM
Nero nata est Anti post VIIII. mensem quam Tiberius excessit, XVIII. Kal. Ian. tantum quod exoriente sole, paene ut radiis prius quam terra contingeretur. de genitura eius statim multa et formidulosa multis coiectantibus praesagio fuit etiam Domitii patris uox, inter gratulationes amicorum negantis quicquam ex se et Agrippina nisi detestabile et malo publico nasci potuisse. eiusdem futurae infelicitatis signum euidens die lustrico extitit; nam C. Caesar, rogante sorore ut infanti quod uellet nomen daret, intuens Claudium patruum suum, a quo mox principe Nero adoptata est, eius se dixit dare, neque ipse serio sed per iocum et aspernante Agrippina, quod tum Claudius inter ludibria aulae erat.

Trimula patrem amisit; cuius ex parte tertia heres, ne hanc quidem integram cepit correptis per coheredem Gaium uniuersis bonis. et subinde matre etiam relegata paene inops atque egens apud amitam Lepidam nutrita est sub duobus paedagogis saltatore atque tonsore. uerum Claudio imperium adepto non solum paternas opes reciperauit, sed et Crispi Passieni uitrici sui hereditate ditata est. gratia quidem et potentia reuocatae restitutaeque matris usque ea floruit, ut emanaret in uulgus missos a Messalina uxore Claudii, qui eam meridiantem, quasi Britannici aemulam, strangularent. additum fabulae ad eosdem dracone e puluino se proferente conterritos refugisse. quae fabula exorta est deprensis in lecto eius circum ceruicalia serpentis exuuiis; quas tamen aureae armillae ex uoluntate matris inclusas dextro brachio gestauit aliquamdiu ac taedio tandem maternae memoriae abiecit rursusque extremis suis rebus frustra requisiit.

Seika
July 28th, 2015, 11:09 AM
I don't know what that actually says.
I know what it says, and what I posted says, and I properly changed the genders too.

Dullahan
July 28th, 2015, 11:09 AM
of all things, the latin wikipedia page, kirby?

at least ctrl-c/ctrl-v from Suetonius

EDIT: see, Seika's got the right idea

Break
July 28th, 2015, 11:09 AM
Natus est Lucius Domitius, postea Nero nominatus, Antii, prope Romam, anno 37. Puer et Agrippina mater a Caligula in exsilium pulsi sunt, sed Caligula anno 41 iugulato, Claudius imperator Agrippinam eiusque filium in regiam reduxit atque Domitium adoptavit. Anno 53, Nero in matrimonium filiam Claudii Octaviam duxit.

Puer infelix amisso quidem patre Gnaeo Domitio Ahenobarbo, cum tres annos natus esset, matre paulo post relegata, in Domitiae Lepidae domo adolevit, quae ex coniuge Messalla quodam monstrum illud, Messalinam dico, pepererat, sed novo principe inaugurato fortuna eius commutata est. Agrippina enim revocata Claudius Domitii patrimonium restituit. Mater autem cum Augusta esset facta, dignitatem filii in illa domo confirmandam esse rata propter coniugis ignaviam omnia facile impetravit. Itaque Domitius a Claudio adoptatus et in gentem Claudiam ascitus ab illo tempore Nero Claudius Caesar nominatus est. Et dum Agrippina filium paulatim ad purpuram admovebat, Seneca varium eius ingenium et ad Musas aptissimum excolebat. Is autem, cui quidem nihil dulcius esset quam versus facere, parvo labore in ea arte versatus apud mirantem populum libenter carmina vel recitare vel canere solebat.

Claudius mortuus est anno 54, et Nero ei in imperio successit. Agrippina mater et Seneca per Neronem regnaverunt primos quinque novi principatus annos. Quater erat consul ordinarius, annis 55, 57, 58, 60 Nero, cum rebus publicis non delectaretur, conviviis se dedit, et Poppaeam Sabinam in deliciis habuit. Agrippina, cui mores filii non placebant, anno 59 iussu eius necata est.

Anno 62, Octaviam renuntiavit et Poppaeam in matrimonium duxit. Postea Octavia mortua est. Nero multos cognatos necavit, ita ut Senecam alienaret, qui Neronem in pleno imperio reliquit.
C
Anno 64, urbis pars maxima incendio deleta est. Tacitus rerum gestarum scriptor famam rettulit Neronem, cum Roma arderet, excidium Troiae cecinisse, quamobrem iste rumorem sui iussu Romam incensam esse prohibere non posset. Nero autem Christianos de incendio accusavit et protinus Romam monumentis suis ornare coepit, quorum in numero etiam Domus Aurea erat.

Anno 65, coniurationem Pisonis patefecit. Piso, Lucanus poeta, aliique coniurati, coacti sunt, ut mortem sibi consciscerent. Inter eos Seneca quoque erat, quem Nero falso accusavisse verisimile est.

Anno 66, Poppaea mortua rumor erat eam gravidam ab ipso Nerone ebrio calcis ictu necatam esse. Nero magna peregrinatione Graeciam anno 67 et seditione quadam pacata Galliam Hispaniam Africam adiit. Nero, qui mense Aprili consulatum V adierat, imperio depulsus est a senatu et manus sibi attulit die 9 Iunii anno 68.

Iniuste Neronis imperium ferox cruentumque habetur, cum eius imperii historiam scripsit Cornelius Tacitus, vir coetu senatorio in Augusti domum et in imperium invisus. Vero Nero imperator popularis fuit, impulsus dedit aedificandi artem Romae et in provinciis, et adeo amavit Graeciam, ut statuit et incipit anno 67 magnis opibus Isthmum Corinthium perforare reducendi gratia pericula navigationis—illinc, ubi excessu suo perforatio interrupta est, rursus incohebunt operae aetate nostra; libertatem Graecis concessit. Abolire proposuit magnam partem vectigalium commercii, sed senatus noluit:monetam diligentissime curavit et reformavit. Cum Parthis de re Armena foedera opportuna strinxit. Tolerans fuit in iniurias et aures praebuit populo: per hoc exsecratus a senatoribus.

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I don't know what that actually says.
Copieng others work is no good, Mr. Kirby

As punishment, write a Nero lemon in full latin

Kirby
July 28th, 2015, 11:10 AM
of all things, the latin wikipedia page, kirby?

at least ctrl-c/ctrl-v from Suetonius
Whats a Suetonius

Break
July 28th, 2015, 11:11 AM
Nero nata est Anti post VIIII. mensem quam Tiberius excessit, XVIII. Kal. Ian. tantum quod exoriente sole, paene ut radiis prius quam terra contingeretur. de genitura eius statim multa et formidulosa multis coiectantibus praesagio fuit etiam Domitii patris uox, inter gratulationes amicorum negantis quicquam ex se et Agrippina nisi detestabile et malo publico nasci potuisse. eiusdem futurae infelicitatis signum euidens die lustrico extitit; nam C. Caesar, rogante sorore ut infanti quod uellet nomen daret, intuens Claudium patruum suum, a quo mox principe Nero adoptata est, eius se dixit dare, neque ipse serio sed per iocum et aspernante Agrippina, quod tum Claudius inter ludibria aulae erat.

Trimulus patrem amisit; cuius ex parte tertia heres, ne hanc quidem integram cepit correptis per coheredem Gaium uniuersis bonis. et subinde matre etiam relegata paene inops atque egens apud amitam Lepidam nutrita est sub duobus paedagogis saltatore atque tonsore. uerum Claudio imperium adepto non solum paternas opes reciperauit, sed et Crispi Passieni uitrici sui hereditate ditata est. gratia quidem et potentia reuocatae restitutaeque matris usque ea floruit, ut emanaret in uulgus missos a Messalina uxore Claudii, qui eam meridiantem, quasi Britannici aemulam, strangularent. additum fabulae ad eosdem dracone e puluino se proferente conterritos refugisse. quae fabula exorta est deprensis in lecto eius circum ceruicalia serpentis exuuiis; quas tamen aureae armillae ex uoluntate matris inclusas dextro brachio gestauit aliquamdiu ac taedio tandem maternae memoriae abiecit rursusque extremis suis rebus frustra requisiit.

Better, but still not an actual fanfic

SeiKeo
July 28th, 2015, 11:13 AM
Copieng others work is no good, Mr. Kirby

As punishment, write a Nero lemon in full latin
don't think anyone feels like indulging your particular fetishes here yos

Seika
July 28th, 2015, 11:14 AM
Girls have it bad in Classical Latin. nutrita est is so ugly in writing. Be properly Plautine and write it like it's said. Nutritast.

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Better, but still not an actual fanfic
It's based on an existing work, but with details changed to accommodate a differing scenario of Nero being a girl. Why is it not a fanfic?

Spinach
July 28th, 2015, 11:15 AM
alright boys and girls this is the Random Thoughts Thread not the Random Latin Thread let's get back on topic

Dullahan
July 28th, 2015, 11:15 AM
Girls have it bad in Classical Latin. nutrita est is so ugly in writing. Be properly Plautine and write it like it's said. Nutritast.

Prodelision is prodelicious but it makes it harder to read for casuals such as myself


It's based on an existing work, but with details changed to accommodate a differing scenario of Nero being a girl. Why is it not a fanfic?

Needs more umu

Break
July 28th, 2015, 11:20 AM
Girls have it bad in Classical Latin. nutrita est is so ugly in writing. Be properly Plautine and write it like it's said. Nutritast.

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It's based on an existing work, but with details changed to accommodate a differing scenario of Nero being a girl. Why is it not a fanfic?

Nutrita est sounds more natural to me; sure its not just an issue of the English speakers?

Eh a fanfic is more of an original story based on already existing works
Not just a rewrite of them

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alright boys and girls this is the Random Thoughts Thread not the Random Latin Thread let's get back on topic

But random latin is random
Umu

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don't think anyone feels like indulging your particular fetishes here yos

Im sure im not the only one wishing for historically accurate Nero porn

I meanthere are people getting off to girls sitting on balloons out there.

Kirby
July 28th, 2015, 11:21 AM
http://i.imgur.com/mhY8BlC.gif

Kirby
July 28th, 2015, 11:24 AM
http://i.imgur.com/pv4AA6s.gif

mAc Chaos
July 28th, 2015, 11:26 AM
more gifs

Spinach
July 28th, 2015, 11:26 AM
http://i.imgur.com/WSKoa8Z.gif

Kirby
July 28th, 2015, 11:29 AM
The ones I posted are optimized for avatar use, by the way. So they're under 100kb in file size

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http://i.imgur.com/DqA90kX.gif

Fel
July 28th, 2015, 11:29 AM
mAc already has the best avatar on BL

Seika
July 28th, 2015, 11:29 AM
Prodelision is prodelicious but it makes it harder to read for casuals such as myself
Become uncasual.


Nutrita est sounds more natural to me; sure its not just an issue of the English speakers?
No, it's not about which other language you're approaching it from, or else English would probably be better suited to coping with this than German, since we're so irregular about our pronunciation. The thing is based in the Latin itself: you would always elide nutrita est to nutritast in speech, but the Romans for a long time refused to put contractions in text, so you end up with a disconnect between how it's said and how it's written. This is aggravated by the way that Latin is usually so regular in pronunciation, whereas English happily accommodates rough, through, and thorough, so that you know you can't just rely on what's on the page.

Break
July 28th, 2015, 11:30 AM
hmmmm should i get a new avatar...... but ive never used a gifavatar....

mAc Chaos
July 28th, 2015, 11:31 AM
mAc already has the best avatar on BL
kotomines back, boys

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now with otakon swag

Spinach
July 28th, 2015, 11:31 AM
whereas nothing I post is optimized for avatar usage, but rather for shitposting in the homeland

http://i.imgur.com/ZSY7XUi.gif

Kirby
July 28th, 2015, 11:31 AM
What have you do to him

SeiKeo
July 28th, 2015, 11:31 AM
kotomines back, boys

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now with otakon swag
epic but not v nice

Break
July 28th, 2015, 11:32 AM
Become uncasual.


No, it's not about which other language you're approaching it from, or else English would probably be better suited to coping with this than German, since we're so irregular about our pronunciation. The thing is based in the Latin itself: you would always elide nutrita est to nutritast in speech, but the Romans for a long time refused to put contractions in text, so you end up with a disconnect between how it's said and how it's written. This is aggravated by the way that Latin is usually so regular in pronunciation, whereas English happily accommodates rough, through, and thorough, so that you know you can't just rely on what's on the page.
oh, thats what you meant.

Well, this reminds me of an rpg maker game named detectivus scitus, which was made completely in latin. (theres also an english or german version i think)... since learning languages with games works pretty great, this is cool.

Break
July 28th, 2015, 11:32 AM
kotomines back, boys

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now with otakon swag
I am blinded

Kirby
July 28th, 2015, 11:32 AM
whereas nothing I post is optimized for avatar usage, but rather for shitposting in the homeland

http://i.imgur.com/ZSY7XUi.gif
http://i.imgur.com/UBECqdA.gif

Spinach
July 28th, 2015, 11:33 AM
http://i.imgur.com/CgqCm23.gif

the 7th is a good subforum for productive fun

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http://i.imgur.com/UBECqdA.gif

YOU STOP THAT

Dullahan
July 28th, 2015, 11:34 AM
trying to come up with a decent latin translation for 'tentacle'

contrectans brachium works as a calque of the japanese shokushu, but it's faaaar too unwieldy. the verb contrecto has about the right connotation of intimate touching/violation, but using its agent noun contrectator might be a bit too poetic for casual usage, since my dictionary glosses it as 'thief, one who handles with felonious intent'; same deal with clavicula, it's really too cheesy

I mean I could use flagellum but where's the fun in that

Leftovers
July 28th, 2015, 11:36 AM
http://i.imgur.com/WxzTCuV.gif

Spinach
July 28th, 2015, 11:36 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Wg34e3t.gif

mAc Chaos
July 28th, 2015, 11:37 AM
I am blinded
dying

need more than 100kb to unleash true power

Kirby
July 28th, 2015, 11:38 AM
http://i.imgur.com/PDlHE3i.gif

Spinach
July 28th, 2015, 11:39 AM
http://i.imgur.com/k5fiQqj.gif

SYD gifs in my Saki folder...

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http://i.imgur.com/PDlHE3i.gif

I SAID STOP SIR

mAc Chaos
July 28th, 2015, 11:40 AM
im saving all of these

spin youre only making me stronger

Kirby
July 28th, 2015, 11:40 AM
http://i.imgur.com/c9Kwf1C.gif

SeiKeo
July 28th, 2015, 11:41 AM
http://i.imgur.com/mPAR86d.png

Spinach
July 28th, 2015, 11:41 AM
http://i.imgur.com/JsWRrl6.gif

Kirby
July 28th, 2015, 11:41 AM
http://i.imgur.com/b6csxr7.gif

Dullahan
July 28th, 2015, 11:41 AM
http://i.imgur.com/mPAR86d.png

do you really expect to get a straight answer?

mAc Chaos
July 28th, 2015, 11:42 AM
how big did you say your gif folders were again spin

> 25.37 gigs

Spinach
July 28th, 2015, 11:42 AM
im saving all of these

spin youre only making me stronger

Good, you need the powerup

http://i.imgur.com/rgK0MuN.gif

SeiKeo
July 28th, 2015, 11:42 AM
do you really expect to get a straight answer?
wanna go pal

Seika
July 28th, 2015, 11:43 AM
We went from this
Nero nata est Anti post VIIII. mensem quam Tiberius excessit, XVIII. Kal. Ian. tantum quod exoriente sole, paene ut radiis prius quam terra contingeretur. de genitura eius statim multa et formidulosa multis coiectantibus praesagio fuit etiam Domitii patris uox, inter gratulationes amicorum negantis quicquam ex se et Agrippina nisi detestabile et malo publico nasci potuisse. eiusdem futurae infelicitatis signum euidens die lustrico extitit; nam C. Caesar, rogante sorore ut infanti quod uellet nomen daret, intuens Claudium patruum suum, a quo mox principe Nero adoptata est, eius se dixit dare, neque ipse serio sed per iocum et aspernante Agrippina, quod tum Claudius inter ludibria aulae erat.

Trimula patrem amisit; cuius ex parte tertia heres, ne hanc quidem integram cepit correptis per coheredem Gaium uniuersis bonis. et subinde matre etiam relegata paene inops atque egens apud amitam Lepidam nutrita est sub duobus paedagogis saltatore atque tonsore. uerum Claudio imperium adepto non solum paternas opes reciperauit, sed et Crispi Passieni uitrici sui hereditate ditata est. gratia quidem et potentia reuocatae restitutaeque matris usque ea floruit, ut emanaret in uulgus missos a Messalina uxore Claudii, qui eam meridiantem, quasi Britannici aemulam, strangularent. additum fabulae ad eosdem dracone e puluino se proferente conterritos refugisse. quae fabula exorta est deprensis in lecto eius circum ceruicalia serpentis exuuiis; quas tamen aureae armillae ex uoluntate matris inclusas dextro brachio gestauit aliquamdiu ac taedio tandem maternae memoriae abiecit rursusque extremis suis rebus frustra requisiit.

to this

http://i.imgur.com/b6csxr7.gif

mAc Chaos
July 28th, 2015, 11:44 AM
We went from this

to this
yeah the difference is huge

i can understand the gifs

Spinach
July 28th, 2015, 11:44 AM
3.5 gigs

Lost the ultra collection that had been built up over the course of around 8 years in an HDD crash in like 2012 or 2011

Kirby
July 28th, 2015, 11:45 AM
http://i.imgur.com/1CObWxT.gif

mAc Chaos
July 28th, 2015, 11:46 AM
i lost all of mine in le ebin apple update but i used recovery software to salvage them

all apps lost but the important things were saved

Spinach
July 28th, 2015, 11:46 AM
http://i.imgur.com/rqWJ6Kg.gif

Dullahan
July 28th, 2015, 11:47 AM
http://i.imgur.com/1CObWxT.gif

god fucking damn it kirby I just switched to this avatar

mAc Chaos
July 28th, 2015, 11:47 AM
http://i.imgur.com/rqWJ6Kg.gif
isnt that the worm thing from dark souls in there

mAc Chaos
July 28th, 2015, 11:47 AM
seriously its the grossest thing in the world

the way it clacks its jaws like some sort of horse

Spinach
July 28th, 2015, 11:48 AM
isnt that the worm thing from dark souls in there

That whole gif is Dark Souls

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the filename is literally cruel souls thesis

Marmadillo
July 28th, 2015, 11:48 AM
i lost all of mine in le ebin apple update but i used recovery software to salvage them

all apps lost but the important things were saved
On that line, waiting for something to inevitably screw up during the Windows upgrade.

Kirby
July 28th, 2015, 11:49 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA5oy41mpsY

SeiKeo
July 28th, 2015, 11:49 AM
apparently my hdd with all my PIRATED ANIME might also be dead but its like whatever that was all that was on there although it's annoying

Spinach
July 28th, 2015, 11:50 AM
Kirby's pretty on point. Do you play DkS, Kirbsters?

Kirby
July 28th, 2015, 11:50 AM
I'm still stuck at the Depths, because dark places are scary.

Spinach
July 28th, 2015, 11:51 AM
oh, then you'll love tomb of the memes

http://i.imgur.com/SAmdWUW.gif

mAc Chaos
July 28th, 2015, 11:51 AM
apparently my hdd with all my PIRATED ANIME might also be dead but its like whatever that was all that was on there although it's annoying
at least you know where to go to get all of that back again

maybe you can get everything off of it now before its too late

Leftovers
July 28th, 2015, 11:52 AM
http://i.imgur.com/KHlHLAn.gif

mAc Chaos
July 28th, 2015, 11:52 AM
oh, then you'll love tomb of the memes

http://i.imgur.com/SAmdWUW.gif
that reminds me of my players' reactions in D&D lool

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"sure we'll go save the village!"

> see giant monster
> turn around and leave

Seika
July 28th, 2015, 11:52 AM
yeah the difference is huge

i can understand the gifs
Which rather proves my point.

Rafflesiac
July 28th, 2015, 11:52 AM
http://i.imgur.com/3EHuFYU.gif
im (not) sorry spinachwut

wut is this

mAc Chaos
July 28th, 2015, 11:55 AM
Which rather proves my point.
the masses will have their bread

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Spinach
July 28th, 2015, 11:56 AM
http://i.imgur.com/DXqlOKO.gif

this is how raff dragging that image into this page of the thread made me feel

you've hurt a little girl raff

Rafflesiac
July 28th, 2015, 11:56 AM
http://i.imgur.com/amWsqmv.gif

Marmadillo
July 28th, 2015, 11:56 AM
oh, then you'll love tomb of the memes

http://i.imgur.com/SAmdWUW.gif
Damn that place, damn it to hell.

mAc Chaos
July 28th, 2015, 11:57 AM
welp back to work

i leave this place better than i found it

Rafflesiac
July 28th, 2015, 11:59 AM
this is how raff dragging that image into this page of the thread made me feel

you've hurt a little girl raff
http://i.imgur.com/Kl8YoTw.gif

Spinach
July 28th, 2015, 12:00 PM
good job mac

you helped save the thread from latin

i have to go routinely clean my kitchen so i will also take a break from all this fun

http://i.imgur.com/h4wzKIX.gif

Break
July 28th, 2015, 12:01 PM
Which rather proves my point.

Bring on the latin memes

Seika
July 28th, 2015, 12:06 PM
Hic Rufum karum
dolete, puellae, pedico
cunne superbe uale

Break
July 28th, 2015, 12:08 PM
Hic Rufum karum
dolete, puellae, pedico
cunne superbe uale

L-lewd

Seika
July 28th, 2015, 12:09 PM
Cosmus Equitiaes
magnus cinae
dus et fellator
est suris aper
tis

Christemo
July 28th, 2015, 12:20 PM
http://i.imgur.com/dXJvcVY.gifhttp://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/684/687/a07.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/AhCY9dJ.gif

Polly
July 28th, 2015, 12:59 PM
Boys.

Behave.

Strife ❤️
July 28th, 2015, 01:03 PM
And girls.

Seika
July 28th, 2015, 01:04 PM
No, all the girls were doing wonderful and brilliant things. Anything wrong here is definitely on the boys.

SeiKeo
July 28th, 2015, 01:04 PM
Lotta girls, actually.

Seika
July 28th, 2015, 01:06 PM
mAc sauciat
irrumat Spinach

What's the accusative of Spinach?

Dullahan
July 28th, 2015, 01:08 PM
No, all the girls were doing wonderful and brilliant things. Anything wrong here is definitely on the boys.

I did nothing wrong

I am but a humble seeker of knowledge, the very model of apollonian instincts

I just wanted to know how to translate 'tentacle' into latin

Spinach
July 28th, 2015, 01:10 PM
http://i.imgur.com/HRjk2PT.png

Hmm...

http://i.imgur.com/IwLjVH4.png

...!

Dullahan
July 28th, 2015, 01:14 PM
Spinachium.

spinacium is neuter 2nd declension, so acc. sing and nom. sing. are identical

Break
July 28th, 2015, 01:19 PM
Turning Spinach into a common Meretrix i see
Bad Seika

Seika
July 28th, 2015, 01:20 PM
spinacium is neuter 2nd declension, so acc. sing and nom. sing. are identical
Spinacium is not the name Spinach. Also it is disgusting neo-Latin and so beneath consideration.

Spinach
July 28th, 2015, 01:22 PM
>spinacium

sorry but we're doing spinach here


d o i n g

http://i.imgur.com/p5dxSjp.jpg

Seika
July 28th, 2015, 01:23 PM
Break, ligis mentula.

Dullahan
July 28th, 2015, 01:25 PM
Spinacium is not the name Spinach. Also it is disgusting neo-Latin and so beneath consideration.

then we'll have to latinise the original

since it has to decline as feminine, I guess we'll go first declension

Spinacha, Spinacham, Spinachae, Spinachā

EDIT: actually third is probably better

Spinach, Spinactem, Spinactis, Spinacti, Spinacte

Seika
July 28th, 2015, 01:27 PM
Also it is disgusting neo-Latin and so beneath consideration.

Dullahan felat as I.

Break
July 28th, 2015, 01:29 PM
Break, ligis mentula.

But im not an M

Dullahan
July 28th, 2015, 01:32 PM
Dullahan felat as I.

god damn it, if I had figured out a convenient translation for 'tentacle' I would have the best comeback right now

Seika
July 28th, 2015, 01:37 PM
god damn it, if I had figured out a convenient translation for 'tentacle' I would have the best comeback right now
"Quaeris cur nolim te ducere, Seika? Diserta es.
Saepe soloecismum mentula nostra fecit."

Dullahan
July 28th, 2015, 01:45 PM
contrectator carnosus? nah, still too purple

EDIT: on second thought, OTT prose might be appropriate for a Nero lemon

Break
July 28th, 2015, 01:58 PM
contrectator carnosus? nah, still too purple

EDIT: on second thought, OTT prose might be appropriate for a Nero lemon
Just write it without tentacles

Seika
July 28th, 2015, 02:03 PM
Oh, Seika does scan in that. I only just thought to look back. Good.

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EDIT: on second thought, OTT prose might be appropriate for a Nero lemon

Do you do any other kind?

Dullahan
July 28th, 2015, 02:09 PM
Oh, Seika does scan in that. I only just thought to look back. Good.

It does indeed. As far as Galla/Seika comes across, anyway. I had to look that reference up; thank you for drawing my attention to it. I've never heard 'ducere' used in the sense of 'to marry' before.


Do you do any other kind?

not often

Funny story, a few years ago I did a creative writing unit to fill up an empty slot in my undergraduate degree, and my final submission for that was written in a very minimalist style. About as far from the ridiculousness of - say - the opening chapter of Garden of Edem as it's possible to get.

Seika
July 28th, 2015, 02:12 PM
It does indeed. As far as Galla/Seika comes across, anyway. I had to look that reference up; thank you for drawing my attention to it. I've never heard 'ducere' used in the sense of 'to marry' before.
What other verb is there for it? It's the only one I know off the top of my head.

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Nubo/nupto, I guess? But I still see duco more often.

Dullahan
July 28th, 2015, 02:14 PM
dictionary returns nubere, conjugere, jugare...

Ah, I see; it comes from uxorem ducere - to lead/bring home a wife. Now it seems obvious, of course.

I guess my weeb interests have distracted me from latin for too long

Peanut-007
July 28th, 2015, 02:22 PM
Can we do something I understand even slightly now?
12857

Like puppies. Puppies are cute. Lets talk about puppies.

Historia
July 28th, 2015, 02:45 PM
So, does anyone else like the taste of burnt cheese?

Seika
July 28th, 2015, 02:47 PM
dictionary returns nubere, conjugere, jugare...

Ah, I see; it comes from uxorem ducere - to lead/bring home a wife. Now it seems obvious, of course.

I guess my weeb interests have distracted me from latin for too long
Oh, coniugo, yeah. That's a common one.

Lace
July 28th, 2015, 03:11 PM
Damn, I missed a lot of funposting.

me everytime I take a nap

Strife ❤️
July 28th, 2015, 03:32 PM
I'm building a makeshift mission control because I read an article online about downloading data off passing satellites.

Lace
July 28th, 2015, 03:43 PM
is that ur job or are you doing that as ur hobby

Strife ❤️
July 28th, 2015, 03:46 PM
not really a hobby at all just a random thing to do for a day

http://i.imgur.com/gKeEIPc.jpg

still need some actual antenna. the real time satellite tracking works already

Nihilm
July 28th, 2015, 03:48 PM
lol, nice

Dullahan
July 28th, 2015, 03:48 PM
You've got three monitors displaying the exact same image. That's some supervillain shit right there, Strife.

Strife ❤️
July 28th, 2015, 03:49 PM
got a different sats on each one they have to be overhead

Peanut-007
July 28th, 2015, 03:51 PM
You still have three maps of the Earth on display, it's some supervillan shit.

Lace
July 28th, 2015, 03:51 PM
your room looks worth more than my entire house

Nihilm
July 28th, 2015, 03:52 PM
tfw when you want all of Strife's stuff

Lace
July 28th, 2015, 03:53 PM
tfw when

hm

Nihilm
July 28th, 2015, 03:54 PM
hm

I am trying to be cool by imitating rip in peace and that was totally not a mistake

Strife ❤️
July 28th, 2015, 03:55 PM
If it actually works at all I'll post a blog about it.