Random Thoughts Thread

[Ivan The Mouse]

I never watched a second of it

Neither do I.

[Break]

Never watched Tamago market or Air either; the most not-that-good KyoAni show ive seen was Kyoukai no Kanata.
Well it wasnt bad or anything, but kinda half-baked.

[Strife ❤️]

I never watched a second of it


Neither do I.

Guys, maybe K-On is better than we thought.

[Tobias]

I think the people who don't like it are being a little K-Ondescending.

[GhostDIGIT]

My head...Why, Toby?

[Skull]

Guys, maybe K-On is better than we thought.

Or maybe it isn't. I watched the first episode and that's twenty five minutes of my life I'll never get back...

[Tobias]

My head...Why, Toby?

Are you losing K-Ontrol? Or just becoming disK-Ontent? I hope you will learn to K-Ontain these K-Onsiderable emotions.

[Marmadillo]

The 10 minutes of K-On I've seen were marginally more interesting than the ten minutes I spent to open BL, catch up the thread and write this comment, so it's at least something. And it didn't coax me into watching more than one episode like Hyou-zzzzzzzzzzz........

[Lace]

Guys, maybe K-On is better than we thought.

next level shade

[Skull]

The 10 minutes of K-On I've seen were marginally more interesting than the ten minutes I spent to open BL, catch up the thread and write this comment, so it's at least something. And it didn't coax me into watching more than one episode like Hyou-zzzzzzzzzzz........

Sacrilege, Hyouka was the best thing KyoAni has ever made and you should be ashamed of yourself sir. :mad:

[GhostDIGIT]

Are you losing K-Ontrol? Or just becoming disK-Ontent? I hope you will learn to K-Ontain these K-Onsiderable emotions.
Mah brain!!! Da badd pons are killin mah brain!

[Dullahan]

harden the fuck up ghost

only by the inability of the punned to build up a tolerance to them is this level of puns possible for Tobias

like, me? I ain't even mad

[GhostDIGIT]

Dully posty? Dully, say stuff in voice.

[Dullahan]

残念

I don't have my mic here.

[GhostDIGIT]

No need. Yahtzee and Gabe saved me by talking about how they go rock climbing now 'cause Yahtzee's american girlfriend who used to go rock climbing with him went back to america.

[Dullahan]

Is that on their DSII LP?

[GhostDIGIT]

No, I'm watching the Rocket League episode.

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I wonder if they're going to go through DSII's DLC.

[Dullahan]

They're playing SotFS, so they've got no excuse not to

[Marmadillo]

http://i.imgur.com/mSIkvK8.png
Granted, it could've been pretty good while I was dozing off.

[GhostDIGIT]

They're playing SotFS, so they've got no excuse not to
Yaaaaay!

[I3uster]

I got rid of my remaining cigs and won't buy any new ones.

[I3uster]

stop this im weak willed

[I3uster]

brb buying 2 packs and a lighter

[Lace]

dont succumb

think of all the money it saves u

[I3uster]

It doesn't really because I only smoked when I felt like it so one pack lasted me months. I lose more money on vending machine prices.

[Lace]

all i wanna do is get high by the beach

[Polly]

all i wanna do is get high by the beach

Come to Croatia, we have cheap weed and nice beaches.

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It doesn't really because I only smoked when I felt like it so one pack lasted me months. I lose more money on vending machine prices.

That is until you go out with friends and everyone smokes and suddenly you burn half a pack in a single night :(

[Lace]

Come to Croatia, we have cheap weed and nice beaches.

all i wanna do is get by by the beach, get by baby, baby, bye bye


That is until you go out with friends and everyone smokes and suddenly you burn half a pack in a single night :(

the problem here is obviously going out with friends not the smoking

[I3uster]

That's how my love to these horrible things started.

"oh can you just give me one to go with the beer"

why did they always have to give me one if i just mooch every goddamn time

i even mooched off bridges friend when they were here it was awful

you goddamn enablers

[Lace]

yeah you goddamn pussy slit snatch twat, quick give me something else women related to use as insult

[Seika]

A sound exercise of restraint.

[Lace]

i didnt report ur post it just felt worth noting tbh

[Kirby]

hyuuuu

[Lace]

desolat hyuu de aru

[Fel]

ohoi

[I3uster]

if you don't consider mooching the testimony of a successful friendship
if your first one wasn't mooched
if you're kind of a pussy bitch

i mean yeah to both but still

why dont my friends think about my health for me

[I3uster]

yeah but thats not exactly out of health concerns if i look at my deep freeze pizza consumption

[Spinach]

The movie's amazing, man. I watched it as soon as it was subbed and it was worth every minute. I'm sorry you can't appreciate keions like I do, Spinach.

I'm sorry you can appreciate K-On.

[Polly]

i mean yeah to both but still

why dont my friends think about my health for me

Friends think about each others' health and stuff and are caring.

Best friends are like: "here, have the 5th joint this evening to go with your fourth shot of tequila on top of a litre of beer".

[Dullahan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zUv5grvFpk&feature=youtu.be&t=1m50s

I could watch people being stupid in ARMA 3 all day.

The real fun begins at around 2:10

[Polly]

because you're a fucking vegetarian imo

I'm a veggie too. Most of my friends are veggie or vegan.

And they all smoke pot.

[Five_X]

I'm a veggie too. Most of my friends are veggie or vegan.

And they all smoke pot.

Hopefully that will drive the price of meat down.

[Polly]

Hopefully that will drive the price of meat down.

Your hopes might be misplaced. Meat is kinda expensive even over here.

[I3uster]

I don't know a single vegetarian except for my sister.

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irl i mean

[Lace]

dont u know urself

[Polly]

I don't know a single vegetarian except for my sister.

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irl i mean

That's kinda sad. :(

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vienna is so old-fashioned that it's still the '80s there
I bet they smoke on Viennese telly and in hospitals and stuff.

[I3uster]

we have some of the worst smoker stats in the OECD iirc

people start the earliest smoke the most and never quit

then again our self described main attributes are massive self loathing and morbidity

"death must be a viennese"

[Spinach]

Someone needs to save y'all

[I3uster]

drop camel blue care packages

[Polly]

Someone needs to save y'all

Now I am in doubt as to whether I should post "I need a hero" by Bonnie Tyler or "Bring me to life" by Evanescence.

[Lace]

everything i desire is to get is to get stoned by the coast

[Spinach]

everything i desire is to get is to get stoned by the coast

le socal face

[Lace]

http://forum.ariagaming.com/signaturepics/sigpic13602_44.gif

fight me

[Spinach]

Aren't you like 15 or something, I'm pretty sure I'd get in a lot of trouble for beating up a little kid.

[Historia]

Aren't you like 15 or something, I'm pretty sure I'd get in a lot of trouble for beating up a little kid.

Dunno, I've seen some big 15 yr olds.

[Marmadillo]

everything i desire is to get is to get stoned by the coast
1) Go to a predominantly Muslim country
2) Marry (try getting someone ultraconservative)
3) Cheat
4) ???
5) Profit






Do I get a warning for this?

[Lace]

w-wow

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--ZjbZif_o--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/1383996621967282580.gif

[SeiKeo]

http://forum.ariagaming.com/signaturepics/sigpic13602_44.gif

fight me
No he's right.

[Lace]

right about what

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1) Go to a predominantly Muslim country

you make it sound like the muslim part is the problem

[Spinach]

right about what

le socal face

[Dullahan]

you make it sound like the muslim part is the problem

excellent point. possession of a coastline is the most important prerequisite to getting stoned by the coast, so that restricts your choices already

[Lace]

excellent point. possession of a coastline is the most important prerequisite to getting stoned by the coast, so that restricts your choices already

the good old switcheroonimoo


le socal face

if thats supposed to be an insult its not working

like even if the insult was good i dont think my brain can process being offended right now

[Marmadillo]

excellent point. possession of a coastline is the most important prerequisite to getting stoned by the coast, so that restricts your choices already
I knew I missed something. Maldives should work, Bahrain as well.

[Polly]

I knew I missed something. Maldives should work, Bahrain as well.

I'm just gonna drop this one here, for educational purposes.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/55/Arab_World_Green.svg/2000px-Arab_World_Green.svg.png

[SeiKeo]

Coasts Of Terror

[Five_X]

Coasts Of Terror

>no Iran and Pakistan included

[Dullahan]

I'm just gonna drop this one here, for educational purposes.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/55/Arab_World_Green.svg/2000px-Arab_World_Green.svg.png

This is just a map of Arab countries. What does it have to do with stoning?

[Marmadillo]

I'm just gonna drop this one here, for educational purposes.
No Maldives.

[Polly]

>no Iran and Pakistan included

I just googled the Arab world.

If I wanted to go full Muslim then Indonesia would be in there, too.

And Indonesia is one fuckload of beaches.

[Lace]

but is it enough to get High By The Beach

[Polly]

Go home Lace, you're drunk.

[Dullahan]

for high-altitude coastlines, you'll want somewhere with decent sea cliffs. Pakistan's Baluchistan coast has some, I think. Same with parts of North Africa.

[Polly]

I just realised that I lost three pounds in two days.

[Lace]

http://assets.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/174190/tumblr-n9c4lkmRCU1thkqcyo1-1280.jpg

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I just realised that I lost three pounds in two days.

see this is why im not just gonna fall asleep before dinner

[SeiKeo]

Good Cat

[Polly]

I love cats.

I also believe we have a dedicated Cat Thread here on Ye Olde BL.

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see this is why im not just gonna fall asleep before dinner

I barely sleep, too. :(

[Lace]

I love cats.

I also believe we have a dedicated Cat Thread here on Ye Olde BL.

but do they want to maximize human suffering is the question

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Good Cat

when i first saw it i thought of ur catte

[Skull]

Speaking of cats, there was a kitty cat sleeping under our car this morning.
I had to goad it out so I could get to work.

[SeiKeo]

when i first saw it i thought of ur catte
my cat's actually a coward though she doesn't need feminism

[Lace]

well i dont know, are there cats that need feminism

[mAc Chaos]

female cats

[Lace]

youre right that makes sense

no it doesnt

[I3uster]

black text is perfectly readable on the activity stream

[Lace]

activity stream

https://41.media.tumblr.com/bd0e16e54746848a5d0aa30bfbd8f35f/tumblr_nsbssdDPds1uyvel4o1_400.jpg

[SeiKeo]

youre right that makes sense

no it doesnt
I liked my other cat more and he was a guy.

[I3uster]

cant meme the stream

[Lace]

I liked my other cat more and he was a guy.


https://41.media.tumblr.com/bd0e16e54746848a5d0aa30bfbd8f35f/tumblr_nsbssdDPds1uyvel4o1_400.jpg

.

[Spinach]

This is why I thought you'd just be an epic memester.

[SeiKeo]

.
Look I'm sorry. He liked me more, and actually liked people instead of running away.

[Spinach]

Think you are*

sorry still boiling water for that morning coffee

[Elthanes]

This is why I thought you'd just be an epic memester. Are you implying Lace insn't?

[Spinach]

ohayo

http://i.imgur.com/5uAdmKX.png

[Thedoctor]

Are you implying Lace insn't?

She's not epic.

[Fel]

She's not epic.
sick burn mate

[mAc Chaos]

http://i.imgur.com/5uAdmKX.png
i remember when i made that joke before it was a thing

i was first

it was me

[Spinach]

i remember when i made that joke before it was a thing

i was first

it was me

no it was me

[mAc Chaos]

it was dio

[Fel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkRaVz44GBs

this is now a Dio thread

[Spinach]

my friend and i have been greeting each other every day by saying OHIO for about 10 years now

im serious, we did ti first

9:46 AM - Friend A is now Online.
9:54 AM - Spinach: oh, hi, oh.
9:54 AM - Friend A: O HI O

it was me dude

i was first

[Historia]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJJVMyV-odU

[Kirby]

http://i.imgur.com/vUJXDlf.jpg

[Spinach]

now that's an epic memme

[Break]

I like male cats because our german word for male cats is the same as our word for hangover

[Kirby]

I want to set it free.

[I3uster]

who calls a cat restfettn

(dont worry this isnt even funny in german)

[Kirby]

I have no child.

[SeiKeo]

My cat is staring out the door to the balcony like she wants to go outside.

The door's open you dumbfuck.

[mAc Chaos]

my friend and i have been greeting each other every day by saying OHIO for about 10 years now

im serious, we did ti first

9:46 AM - Friend A is now Online.
9:54 AM - Spinach: oh, hi, oh.
9:54 AM - Friend A: O HI O

it was me dude

i was first

youre 1 year too late to beat me, spin

i used to do it back in 2004 with my then girlfriend

except it was texting each other when we woke up

[Spinach]

girlfriend

see now I know you're lying

[Ivan The Mouse]

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[Polly]

I had girlfriends once.

I got worse.

[mAc Chaos]

see now I know you're lying

your defeat is complete

[Spinach]

yours

[Polly]

Wow.

We've literally reach the point of 'no, you!'

Just wow.

[Kirby]

Yeah, it's really gripping. I can't wait to see what happens next.

[I3uster]

how is your squid construction going

[Spinach]

we'll settle it via fighting games later

[mAc Chaos]

we speak with our fists

[Polly]

they're both mods too


unlikely as that is

If someone told me 2 years ago that these two would be mods some day I'd laugh in their face until my eyes popped out.

Can't say the same about Seika. She was always a scary totalitarian.

[Spinach]

If someone told me 2 years ago that these two would be mods some day I'd laugh in their face until my eyes popped out.

Heeeey

[mAc Chaos]

your reaction was basically like that when you found out i was a mod after you came back lol

[Kirby]

how is your squid construction going
http://i.imgur.com/2XxwRXQ.png?1

[mAc Chaos]

also please dont get your eyes all over me

[I3uster]

we cant hyuu too often in here kirby

it will be adopted by the uninitiated

[Spinach]

Yeah, you need to really cut back on it.

[Kirby]

I only became like this after PCAT destroyed my soul, I don't know how to stop.

[black1blade]

I am literally eating a huge bowl full of museli, greek yoghurt, expensive natural honey and with a small dash of milk.

[I3uster]

toxic gregarious elitism imo

ive talked at length about why this is good and necessary

[mAc Chaos]

the masses need something to aspire to

[Polly]

your reaction was basically like that when you found out i was a mod after you came back lol

Oh yeah.

Good times, man, good times.

[Kirby]

http://puu.sh/jELVU/1d2e5ff920.jpg

[mAc Chaos]

Oh yeah.

Good times, man, good times.

It happens on like every site I go to. My Origin is Becoming A Mod.

[Kirby]

http://puu.sh/jEM98/d77ab813c5.jpg

[Thedoctor]

the masses need something to aspire to

Gelatinous cubes?

[mAc Chaos]

only if you roll low

all this squid talk made me expect splatoon

[Kirby]

Should I stay home and make lunch or go out to eat?

As for nearby stuff, there's ramen, fried chicken, pho, and American.

[mAc Chaos]

What do you have at home?

[Kirby]

Enough stuff to make either fried rice with chashao pork, or chicken curry

[mAc Chaos]

Go get a turkey sandwich

[Spinach]

Invite me over to your house and I'll make my specialty dish for you

[Kirby]

Oh, boy, what could this specialty dish be?

[Spinach]

fajitas with six different kinds of meat

[mAc Chaos]

fajitas are great

qaesadillas also

[mAc Chaos]

only six, heh kid try harder

[Spinach]

the sixth meat is homo sapien

[I3uster]

i had fajitas today

well not really but you know, wrap-like things

[Spinach]

fuck off vegetarian

[I3uster]

im just trying to have a good time with my friends and im feeling really attacked right now tbh

[Polly]

fuck off vegetarian

I now have to rise to Buster's defence.

It feels weird :(

[Spinach]

I now have to rise to Buster's defence.

It feels weird :(

you have fallen

[Polly]

I had fallen a long time ago, Spincess :(

[mAc Chaos]

I now have to rise to Buster's defence.

It feels weird :(
soon it'll be kelnish

[I3uster]

ALL IS CALM ALL IS BRIGHT

[Spinach]

I had fallen a long time ago, Spincess :(

fallen beneath where you once had fallen to

[Polly]

soon it'll be kelnish

Okay no that's just too much even for me :(

[mAc Chaos]

we remember polly as she was

on another note i went to the gun range yesterday and shotgunned it up

my shoulder is sore from the recoil

[SeiKeo]

we remember polly as she was

on another note i went to the gun range yesterday and shotgunned it up

my shoulder is sore from the recoil
lol

[mAc Chaos]

it was the one i had surgery on

i was kind of worried it would dislocate again or something tbh

[Strife ❤️]

Ayyy my bank is paying me £150 compensation for fucking up my card

[I3uster]

3 sets of quartz

[mAc Chaos]

also i shot trap

how did you survive without food

[Strife ❤️]

Loaning money from work colleagues and ordering food on the internet from places that accept online payment :p

[mAc Chaos]

like online grocery delivery or something?

[Break]

I understand the reasoning behind vegetarians but
I just couldnt live without fish

[mAc Chaos]

rude

i denounce myself

[Break]

we remember polly as she was

on another note i went to the gun range yesterday and shotgunned it up

my shoulder is sore from the recoil
Sasuga american pastimes

[Polly]

I understand the reasoning behind vegetarians but
I just couldnt live without fish

I am allergic to fish anyways.

A few bites of it can send me into an anaphilactic shock.

[mAc Chaos]

polly no

actually yes

i never eat fish either

[I3uster]

ive yet to find some vegetarian thing that can actually imitate fish

chicken and beef alternatives are plenty, some pork stuff works too, fish is impossible

then again i never was a huge fish fan but itd allow me more variety

[Spinach]

You'd have lots of variety if you'd just eat animals like God intended for you to.

[Fel]

Meat is like, the best thing ever.

[Spinach]

Shut up Fel

[Polly]

Which God? This is important because apparently different version forbid you to eat different animals.

[Fel]

Shut up Fel
n o

[I3uster]

http://i.imgur.com/hRuEgYm.jpg

i got bad news for you spin

[mAc Chaos]

whichever one lets you eat the most meat

[Fel]

whichever one lets you eat the most meat
i let you eat all meat

yes

even your moms meat curtains

now worship me

[Spinach]

http://i.imgur.com/hRuEgYm.jpg

i got bad news for you spin

oh no...

i3uster is mentally ill

[I3uster]

god sees your unedited posts

[Fel]

oh no...

i3uster is mentally ill
*tips fedora*

m'spinach

[Strife ❤️]

3 sets of quartz

lol I just saw this, coincidentally it is the exact amount I've spent so it basically made the game free

[Seika]

You know what was also free? The game before you spent any money on it.

[Strife ❤️]

You know what was also free? The game before you spent any money on it.

I don't see any free to play players with a level 70 Arturia Pendragon.

[Marmadillo]

Not yet.

[Five_X]

whichever one lets you eat the most meat

Come, let Ahura Mazda into your heart.

[black1blade]

I'm bored, I need another anime forum. Any good ones?

[Ivan The Mouse]

I need more bananas.

[Break]

Meat is like, the best thing ever.

Fish is bettet
As are melons
But not in combination

[Spinach]

god sees your unedited posts

hahaha

[Marmadillo]

Someone wanted me to post my anime cat a while back.
http://i.imgur.com/T5cRigj.jpg
A bonus
http://i.imgur.com/3VM2Xzl.jpg


Yes, I'll post any future cat pics in the cat thread.

[GhostDIGIT]

I wanna hug you and the kitty cat.

[Ivan The Mouse]

I like cats~

[SeiKeo]

Just post in here, screw the cat thread.

[GhostDIGIT]

The wrath of Gaia would strike you down if you do so.

[Spinach]

Alright guys do you think I can go to town without another accident

[mAc Chaos]

i dunno, can you be at a red light without getting into an accident

because you cant in baltimore

[Spinach]

Pretty sure it's never an accident in Baltimore though.

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Pretty sure driving a block in Baltimore without getting shot is an accident, actually.

[mAc Chaos]

loooooooooooooool

how am i still alive

[Break]

Cuz you know your way around a shotgun

Like i know my way around my foot in a Nazi's face

[Polly]

I almost gut run over by a bigass truck when I was, like, 8.

[mAc Chaos]

Cuz you know your way around a shotgun

Like i know my way around my foot in a Nazi's face

did you get into a fight with some neo nazi

[Break]

Im at anti-nazi demos every now and then, so that kind of comes with the territory

[Spinach]

My back actually hurts.

Like, pretty bad. 7/10 pain. Could this be some super stealthed, delayed pain from the accident yesterday?

[mAc Chaos]

reminds me of my friends protests

except instead of nazis its protesting near those police checkpoints that the cops set up sometimes to ambush people, so they protest up ahead to warn drivers

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My back actually hurts.

Like, pretty bad. 7/10 pain. Could this be some super stealthed, delayed pain from the accident yesterday?

It could be. How bad was the accident? My friend got into an accident where he got rear ended once and he basically had to get back surgery from the shock of the collision.

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It could also just be you sitting in a chair too much playing video games.

[Spinach]

Not bad at all but I know how minuscule of a collision can cause problems. If this was sitting at a desk for too long playing games pain I'd know it. Also I haven't been at the desk that much today, actually, so I don't think so.

[mAc Chaos]

Go see a doctor. Or urgent care.

[Christemo]

Get tiger balm and rub it where it hurts

[Spinach]

Yes.

Tell Leo.

I'm going to the hospital.

[mAc Chaos]

Good luck.

I hurt my back before; it was a nightmare. With any luck they'll give you some medication to loosen up your back before it gets worse and check to see if there is any actual damage or tearing with your muscles.

[Spinach]

I'm too young to have back problems.

[mAc Chaos]

That's what I said.

That's what I said...

[Polly]

I'm too young to have back problems.

No, you're just about the right age.

[Spinach]

I'm too damn young to have any problems.

[Polly]

You're 21, you can even drink legally.

Face it, man, you're old as balls.

[Spinach]

No like, 30s is when you get problems man damn fuck.

[mAc Chaos]

I hurt mine at like 26? 27. It was because of a hilarious disaster though, not old age.

Kind of like a car accident.

[Polly]

No like, 30s is when you get problems man damn fuck.

I wish I had your problems.

And you can take mine!

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I hurt mine at like 26? 27. It was because of a hilarious disaster though, not old age.

Kind of like a car accident.

Falling out of an office chair while wasting time on interwebs?

[Historia]

Ah. Yes. Back problems. I believe I simply pulled a muscle a few weeks ago. It was annoying the first week, but now I can hardly feel it at all.

In other news I have just lost one of my flashdrives. One out of six. Luckily it wasn't one of the important ones.

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And no, it wasn't porn. I don't own a flashdrive big enough to contain all my porn, anyway.

[Spinach]

I wish I had your problems.

And you can take mine!

You don't actually want my problems.

[Polly]

You don't actually want my problems.

Do your problems include getting hit on by creepy 50+year-old men literally every day at work, and also a drunk,wrinkly old grandpa asking you to have sex with him while you're on your way back home from a night out?

[SeiKeo]

Do your problems include getting hit on by creepy 50+year-old men literally every day at work, and also a drunk,wrinkly old grandpa asking you to have sex with him while you're on your way back home from a night out?
Probably.

[Spinach]

No, I don't have those problems.

I also don't want them.

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Wow okay Leo got me.

[mAc Chaos]

Sounds like an average Spinach day tbh

[Polly]

Probably.

This made me snicker. Maybe even smile stupidly.

[Spinach]

Mostly the same problem but its women not men.

Fucking hetero cougars I don't want to put my penis in you GOD.

[Polly]

No, I don't have those problems.

I also don't want them.


If you don't like them I have others! :p

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Mostly the same problem but its women not men.

Fucking hetero cougars I don't want to put my penis in you GOD.

Just send them to me, and you can have my granpas. :p

[Spinach]

I don't want your grandpas either.

3dpd

[Polly]

What the fuck is a 3dpd

[mAc Chaos]

I wish I had your problems.

And you can take mine!

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Falling out of an office chair while wasting time on interwebs?
I was at my friend's house helping him move, when I slipped from the top of the second story stairs. It was super polished wood and slippery as ice. His family had removed the guard rails to make it easier to carry furniture downstairs, and it was the kind of open air staircase that opened towards the rest of the room instead of being surrounded by walls.

If I was just tumbling I could've slowed myself, but instead it was like a head first ski jump through the air. I flew down and went shoulder first at max speed into the huge banister at the foot of the stairs (which didn't budge an inch). It was actually lucky because it almost hit my head instead.

[Neir]

What the fuck is a 3dpd


Iirc 3d pig disgusting

[SeiKeo]

It's me

[Strife ❤️]

Not me

[Polly]

I think some people should get out of their basements more and meet these 3D people. :(

[Strife ❤️]

They sound pretty scary

[GhostDIGIT]

I think some people should get out of their basements more and meet these 3D people. :(
Where will I meet these people? Are they perhaps dwelling at Barnes & Nobles or Starbucks?

[Spinach]

I think some people should get out of their basements more and meet these 3D people. :(

"No," said Spinach, staring at his phone in a location out of his basement.

[Polly]

Stop ruining my jokes goddamit.

[Spinach]

"No," said Spinach, staring at his phone in a location out of his basement.

[Polly]

I don't have to listen to this!

I'm going to sleep!

[Strife ❤️]

I'm about as far away from being in a basement as it's possible to be.

[GhostDIGIT]

I don't have to listen to this!

I'm going to sleep!
Noooo! Tell me where the 3D people are!

[Spinach]

I'm about as far away from being in a basement as it's possible to be.

Me too. I'm in the hospital. Help I don't like being here.

Help I'm gonna get some xrays for my back

[SeiKeo]

Me too. I'm in the hospital. Help I don't like being here.

Help I'm gonna get some xrays for my back
You lose.

[Strife ❤️]

Me too. I'm in the hospital. Help I don't like being here.

Help I'm gonna get some xrays for my back

Hope you're ok.

[GhostDIGIT]

I can't tell the difference between Strife and Bridge for some reason.

[Strife ❤️]

funny meme

[mAc Chaos]

polly: "awful men hit on me"
> "gross"

rocket: "i was bullied"
> "come here bby"

spin: "my back hurts"
> "i hope youre ok"

mac: "i almost died"
> crickets

[GhostDIGIT]

funny meme
....I'm not joking.

[Spinach]

dibs on modship

In my will my account goes to Petri, who can perfectly imitate my posting. Basically, nobody but him will even know I'm dead.

[SeiKeo]

In my will my account goes to Petri, who can perfectly imitate my posting. Basically, nobody but him will even know I'm dead.
Eventually Petri will flip out and flame some poor guy for like 2000 words.