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mAc Chaos
August 17th, 2015, 06:37 PM
ill know when you get better at UNIEL suddenly

GhostDIGIT
August 17th, 2015, 06:37 PM
polly: "awful men hit on me"
> "gross"

rocket: "i was bullied"
> "come here bby"

spin: "my back hurts"
> "i hope youre ok"

mac: "i almost died"
> crickets
I once had a clothes iron fall on my head....And Polly almost got run over as a child...If you didn't die no one cares.

Spinach
August 17th, 2015, 06:37 PM
ill know when you get better at UNIEL suddenly

I'll destroy you mate

mAc Chaos
August 17th, 2015, 06:38 PM
im sure you will petri

Spinach
August 17th, 2015, 06:39 PM
Nice

mAc Chaos
August 17th, 2015, 06:39 PM
o u t p l a y e d

Strife ❤️
August 17th, 2015, 06:39 PM
I can't tell the difference between Strife and Bridge for some reason.


funny meme


....I'm not joking.

Oh you said Bridge, for some reason I thought you said Break.

That's ok then, I can't really tell the difference either.

mAc Chaos
August 17th, 2015, 06:40 PM
yeah but you're still alive mac so
debatable

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anyway gotta go eat

hope you dont have back problems spin

GhostDIGIT
August 17th, 2015, 06:42 PM
mAc is a walking corpse with a funny name.

SeiKeo
August 17th, 2015, 07:17 PM
THX frosty

Break
August 17th, 2015, 07:42 PM
I'm about as far away from being in a basement as it's possible to be.

As I saw Strife in heaven....

Spinach
August 17th, 2015, 07:50 PM
Getting

Shots

Help

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Torn muscles BTW

SeiKeo
August 17th, 2015, 07:52 PM
Put some ice on it and take a knee, drink a bit of water

Kirby
August 17th, 2015, 07:53 PM
Is it serious?

Spinach
August 17th, 2015, 07:54 PM
Lol fuck you Leo, doc says to keep it warm, not chilled.

Fukn rekt hahaha

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Supposedly it becomes seriously painful on day 3!

GhostDIGIT
August 17th, 2015, 07:54 PM
Enjoy the pain.

Spinach
August 17th, 2015, 08:00 PM
I didn't even feel the needle.

You
August 17th, 2015, 08:01 PM
Did they give you a lollipop for being brave?

Spinach
August 17th, 2015, 08:06 PM
I wish.

mAc Chaos
August 17th, 2015, 08:09 PM
its gonna last months, buckle up

Spinach
August 17th, 2015, 08:12 PM
I always buckle. Click it or ticket.

You
August 17th, 2015, 08:12 PM
I wish.
Change doctors.

mAc Chaos
August 17th, 2015, 08:16 PM
It's a good thing you went and got it looked at instead of just trying to wait it out.

Spinach
August 17th, 2015, 08:20 PM
I am a mature adult.

SeiKeo
August 17th, 2015, 08:48 PM
Fuck man, c'mon, grill real out of gas?

Spinach
August 17th, 2015, 08:49 PM
I know that feel.

SeiKeo
August 17th, 2015, 09:05 PM
Man fuck I'm all "well damn the grill has no gas but I'm an independent girl so fuck you I'm gonna pan-fry this burg" which works super well if you do the onions you're putting in alongside, but the frozen pattie has enough water in it even defrosted that now there's oil all over my stove

Mattias
August 17th, 2015, 09:26 PM
Yep, that'll happen. Just be thankful you didn't try and do bacon along with those onions.

Bobin
August 17th, 2015, 09:30 PM
I hate parallel parking

Historia
August 17th, 2015, 09:38 PM
I hate parallel parking

Don't we all.

GhostDIGIT
August 17th, 2015, 10:41 PM
I discovered a meme or I think it's a meme. I JUST WANTED TO GO INTO SPACE!

MZeroX
August 17th, 2015, 11:31 PM
It's a meme if it's an idea, lol. The only difference between a normal idea and a viral idea is that the former is a failed memetic, while the latter is a successful memetic. Template memes are just an easy way to instigate a viral idea, due to the fact that you can shove whatever specifics you want into the template, while still having the underlying idea propagate.

GhostDIGIT
August 17th, 2015, 11:34 PM
It just occurred to me that I didn't season my hamburger paddies...Still pretty damn good.

Historia
August 17th, 2015, 11:45 PM
So, my grandfather is now in hospice care. Back home, and all that.

GhostDIGIT
August 17th, 2015, 11:48 PM
...Hug?

Historia
August 17th, 2015, 11:50 PM
...Hug?

Hm. I decline. You can give my hug to Polly, if you want.

Thanks for the offer, though.

Lace
August 18th, 2015, 12:18 AM
This is why I thought you'd just be an epic memester.


Thought?


Think you are*

sorry still boiling water for that morning coffee


Are you implying Lace insn't?


She's not epic.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/6831eb1e8dcaa0f43b6b19da1741c30e/tumblr_ns63nbVOTi1qb4m0io1_400.gif

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talking shit while im sleeping, disgusting, the whole bunch of you

GhostDIGIT
August 18th, 2015, 12:19 AM
Need a hug?

Break
August 18th, 2015, 12:21 AM
Need a hug?

Ghost
This is an intervention.
We all love you
But you've got a problem. You are addicted to hugs.

GhostDIGIT
August 18th, 2015, 12:22 AM
Shut up, I can stop whenever I want to!

Break
August 18th, 2015, 12:25 AM
It's a meme if it's an idea, lol. The only difference between a normal idea and a viral idea is that the former is a failed memetic, while the latter is a successful memetic. Template memes are just an easy way to instigate a viral idea, due to the fact that you can shove whatever specifics you want into the template, while still having the underlying idea propagate.

Shoulda tried that instead of butchering cyborgs.

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Shut up, I can stop whenever I want to!

Cant you see it? They're killing you! You're wasting away, going from one hug to the next!

Lace
August 18th, 2015, 12:25 AM
Dont take your time to think or write or type about the way memes work. Theres better ways to live your life trust me

MZeroX
August 18th, 2015, 12:54 AM
don't tell me to trust you with how to live my life when i can't even trust you to be entertaining.

Lace
August 18th, 2015, 01:32 AM
scroll 6 posts up to see the fitting reaction gif

Marmadillo
August 18th, 2015, 01:47 AM
Theres better ways to live your life trust me
getting stoned by the beach?

GhostDIGIT
August 18th, 2015, 02:22 AM
Breaking news, the main villain of the new star wars film could be this character called Revan! A surprising detail that everyone already fucking knew!

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Seriously it's been fucking months since someone pointed that out, stupid random yahoo article.

Lace
August 18th, 2015, 02:26 AM
getting stoned by the beach?

i havent listened to it today yet thanks for reminding

Ivan The Mouse
August 18th, 2015, 03:52 AM
I have found myself downloading episodes of Wakako-zake. Right now.

Feels good.

GhostDIGIT
August 18th, 2015, 05:16 AM
I can't help but think about Of Mice and Men for some reason.

Sunara
August 18th, 2015, 05:56 AM
All this talk of back problems are making mine act up. T.T

Getting

Shots

Help

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Torn muscles BTW
Sorry to hear that but at least you got care.
Unlike me after my accident... my doctor told me it was all in my head. My back and hip begged to differ. Needless to say, I changed doctors.


I was at my friend's house helping him move, when I slipped from the top of the second story stairs. It was super polished wood and slippery as ice. His family had removed the guard rails to make it easier to carry furniture downstairs, and it was the kind of open air staircase that opened towards the rest of the room instead of being surrounded by walls.

If I was just tumbling I could've slowed myself, but instead it was like a head first ski jump through the air. I flew down and went shoulder first at max speed into the huge banister at the foot of the stairs (which didn't budge an inch). It was actually lucky because it almost hit my head instead.
Sounds like my luck with stairs... They're my arch-nemesis.
I once fell down the stairs, tripped over the dog, landed on my back on a cooler (luckily missing my head)... only to have everyone more concerned over the dog than me lying in pain.

Elthanes
August 18th, 2015, 06:39 AM
So, my grandfather is now in hospice care. Back home, and all that.

Shit.
~2,5 years ago my grandma died after being in the hospice for only 2 weeks.

Historia
August 18th, 2015, 08:46 AM
~2,5 years ago my grandma died after being in the hospice for only 2 weeks.

My condolences.

Frostyvale
August 18th, 2015, 10:34 AM
THX frosty
You're welcome!

Though I have no idea for what. I can distinguish Strife and Break just perfectly.

Skull
August 18th, 2015, 10:53 AM
Digging up soil and rocks in a garden with the latest technology (read: spoons) for five hours, all to grout.

The life of a freeter is hard :(

You
August 18th, 2015, 11:03 AM
I think my lemon cream pie flavored yogurt is actually key lime flavor.
goddamit yoplait

Kirby
August 18th, 2015, 11:59 AM
idk if this is the best place to ask, but oh well

where would be the best place to look up stuff on what fancy formal events (formal dinners, balls, galas, fancy black-tie/white-tie stuff) are like?

Dullahan
August 18th, 2015, 12:02 PM
is this for writing purposes, or do you have a date planned

Kirby
August 18th, 2015, 12:03 PM
writing

bc we're not rich enough

Dullahan
August 18th, 2015, 12:04 PM
It would depend a great deal on the specific occasion. If it's the opening of an art exhibition, a senator's fundraiser or a private soiree at someone's house, for example.

Kirby
August 18th, 2015, 12:13 PM
supposedly figuring out what rich people do in response to things happening would be a good place to start

I was thinking more something, like idk, businessish or political? Maybe like that second one. Like maybe a meeting between corporate heads for some agreement or merger or business networking or some shit, or like a meeting or conference or something between some wealthy lobbyist groups and influential politicians?

Note that I don't actually know if these are things that happen or anything, but stuff like that

Seika
August 18th, 2015, 12:18 PM
How many people?

Kirby
August 18th, 2015, 12:27 PM
It'd presumably be something with, like, a lot attendees, but not too many. I don't actually know how many people these sorta things are supposed to have, but probably a hundred? Few hundred? Like something "public" enough that it's not just 20 dudes sitting at a dinner table, but exclusive enough that the attendees are mostly those of the upper class. Or something. Maybe something like a ball or party rather than a simple formal dinner, but idk

Lace
August 18th, 2015, 12:31 PM
upper class ball confirmed crownless scenario

Kirby
August 18th, 2015, 12:33 PM
. _ .

Lace
August 18th, 2015, 12:34 PM
desolat hyuu de aru

Dullahan
August 18th, 2015, 12:40 PM
lace, if you're going to be an alt, at least put some effort into it


It'd presumably be something with, like, a lot attendees, but not too many. I don't actually know how many people these sorta things are supposed to have, but probably a hundred? Few hundred? Like something "public" enough that it's not just 20 dudes sitting at a dinner table, but exclusive enough that the attendees are mostly those of the upper class. Or something. Maybe something like a ball or party rather than a simple formal dinner, but idk

Really, you still have a lot of flexibility. It largely depends on what you're going to be using the scene for.

Kirby
August 18th, 2015, 12:40 PM
can i pm you questions

Dullahan
August 18th, 2015, 12:41 PM
By all means

I'm simply not procrastinating hard enough right now; it's either this or Arma III videos

mAc Chaos
August 18th, 2015, 12:44 PM
Usually the host will set the expected etiquette. I'm going to one where you're supposed to wear Phantom of the Opera style mask.

I have a Relius mask I've never gotten to use.

Nobody will ever know.

The perfect crime...

Lace
August 18th, 2015, 12:48 PM
lace, if you're going to be an alt, at least put some effort into it

lol if you legit think im an alt

Kirby
August 18th, 2015, 12:51 PM
http://puu.sh/jFV1Q/6c5733f705.jpg

mAc Chaos
August 18th, 2015, 12:52 PM
petrikow is everywhere these days

Dullahan
August 18th, 2015, 12:52 PM
lol if you legit think im an alt

You are an alt. It simply remains to be seen of whom you are an alt.

mAc Chaos
August 18th, 2015, 12:53 PM
ah yes the old "nobody will suspect the accuser" technique

Lace
August 18th, 2015, 12:55 PM
You are an alt. It simply remains to be seen of whom you are an alt.

keep waiting

Dullahan
August 18th, 2015, 12:55 PM
meta-level commentary is a time-honoured method of diverting suspicion, as you are no doubt aware mAc

SeiKeo
August 18th, 2015, 12:57 PM
wow

Historia
August 18th, 2015, 12:57 PM
What's this about snobbish dinner parties?

Seika
August 18th, 2015, 01:10 PM
I am one.

Strife ❤️
August 18th, 2015, 01:13 PM
You are a dinner party?

Seika
August 18th, 2015, 01:17 PM
A snobbish one, yes.

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The snobbery is important.

Bobin
August 18th, 2015, 01:18 PM
My feet hurt and I want to go home.

Seika
August 18th, 2015, 01:20 PM
Anyone done student essay proof-reading here? (Just properly Englishing an essay written by an ESL-er, nothing shady). What was your rate?

Spinach
August 18th, 2015, 01:22 PM
I have a Relius mask I've never gotten to use.

Post a pic of the mask

Strife ❤️
August 18th, 2015, 01:24 PM
Why do you wear the mask?

I3uster
August 18th, 2015, 01:25 PM
See mac, now everybody is paying attention.

It's like nobody cared who you were before you put on the mask.

mAc Chaos
August 18th, 2015, 01:25 PM
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

Historia
August 18th, 2015, 01:26 PM
mAcman?

Lace
August 18th, 2015, 01:26 PM
i too have yet to see a pic of you wearing the mask

Historia
August 18th, 2015, 01:26 PM
i too have yet to see a pic of you wearing the mask

And with a cape.

Fel
August 18th, 2015, 01:27 PM
the mask is to hide the fact that he's CV

mAc Chaos
August 18th, 2015, 01:27 PM
See mac, now everybody is paying attention.

It's like nobody cared who you were before you put on the mask.

Yes it's very painful. It's like you read my mind.

Spinach
August 18th, 2015, 01:28 PM
idc about mac being in the pic just gimme mask

anime game merch is more important than human beings

Hen_Ichi
August 18th, 2015, 01:29 PM
http://uk.complex.com/pop-culture/2015/08/mcdonalds-worker-in-taiwan-called-a-goddess?utm_campaign=complexmag&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&sr_share=facebook


Breaking news, the main villain of the new star wars film could be this character called Revan! A surprising detail that everyone already fucking knew!

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Seriously it's been fucking months since someone pointed that out, stupid random yahoo article.

Huh. I thought his name was Kylo Ren [a Chuuni Sith History buff who ends up murderising daddy].

mAc Chaos
August 18th, 2015, 01:29 PM
its leather

its so beautiful, like myself

i need to get the cape

I3uster
August 18th, 2015, 01:33 PM
idc about mac being in the pic just gimme mask

anime game merch is more important than human beings

why do you order him around like this

do you feel in charge

Historia
August 18th, 2015, 01:36 PM
http://uk.complex.com/pop-culture/2015/08/mcdonalds-worker-in-taiwan-called-a-goddess?utm_campaign=complexmag&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&sr_share=facebook

So, I clicked this and got an ad for the Complex(?) magazine. Anyway, some celebrity's or model's or whatever's glorious swimsuit covered FAT ASS is on the front cover. Photoshopped? Yes. More than likely.

But...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9R5lsrIYAEQm7I.jpg


... and that is all I have to say about that.

Fel
August 18th, 2015, 01:38 PM
that's a misuse of memes you have committed

i will look for you

i will find you

and i will meme you to death

Hen_Ichi
August 18th, 2015, 01:42 PM
Huh. link worked fine for me.

mAc Chaos
August 18th, 2015, 01:47 PM
why do you order him around like this

do you feel in charge

its just like democracy

they think theyre voting for something

Seika
August 18th, 2015, 01:48 PM
Takes me to the news page, but doesn't load the pictures, rather defeating the point.

On the other hand, Googling her name shows that she honestly looks about twelve and if I were to flock to her restaurant it wouldn't be to ogle her, but to make sure she was legally allowed to work there.

mAc Chaos
August 18th, 2015, 01:50 PM
well of course, a snobbish dinner party has to have standards

Hen_Ichi
August 18th, 2015, 01:51 PM
Takes me to the news page, but doesn't load the pictures, rather defeating the point.

On the other hand, Googling her name shows that she honestly looks about twelve and if I were to flock to her restaurant it wouldn't be to ogle her, but to make sure she was legally allowed to work there.

... azns have surprised me with how tiny and young they can be/look. But college girl looks about right to me?

SeiKeo
August 18th, 2015, 01:53 PM
ugh taiwanese accent get me outta here

Kirby
August 18th, 2015, 01:55 PM
Apparently, I have a Beijing accent

Hen_Ichi
August 18th, 2015, 02:08 PM
Butter on a stick? Rly 'murrica? (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-33943760)

Spinach
August 18th, 2015, 02:08 PM
oh shit these mdes

fuuuuuuuuuuuck

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meds

Lace
August 18th, 2015, 02:09 PM
http://puu.sh/jFV1Q/6c5733f705.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMtV9kBWgAAgG2u.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/SS7yoxO.png

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMtV9kDWUAE6PnZ.jpg

I3uster
August 18th, 2015, 02:10 PM
did they give you opiates

double down on the dosage and get the shakes when you no longer have them

Seika
August 18th, 2015, 02:18 PM
"Praise-God Barebones"
You poor bastard, what a terrible name to get saddled with.


Butter on a stick? Rly 'murrica? (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-33943760)

Butter is traditionally measured in sticks, so this seems fair.

Fried butter on a stick, on the other hand, is an abomination.

Dullahan
August 18th, 2015, 02:18 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMtV9kBWgAAgG2u.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/SS7yoxO.png

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMtV9kDWUAE6PnZ.jpg

make sure to do it on both accounts

Kelnish
August 18th, 2015, 02:21 PM
You cant tell me what to do, you arent my real dad.

SeiKeo
August 18th, 2015, 02:25 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMtV9kBWgAAgG2u.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/SS7yoxO.png

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMtV9kDWUAE6PnZ.jpg
WOw, is she wearing like a tube top! under a sportcoat? This is like advanced I want to meet this lady

Lace
August 18th, 2015, 02:26 PM
shes v cute i agree

mAc Chaos
August 18th, 2015, 02:26 PM
how about fried cotton candy

sasuga american south

Historia
August 18th, 2015, 02:32 PM
So, I was listening to the one Taiwanese Mcdonald's goddess talk, and all I could think of was:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlYaupCTzBY#t=36s

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at the 36 second mark or so.

SeiKeo
August 18th, 2015, 02:34 PM
ha ha asian people sound like monkeys funny joke

SeiKeo
August 18th, 2015, 02:38 PM
Don't screw with me son

Thedoctor
August 18th, 2015, 02:45 PM
What happened to the mask mac?

Bobin
August 18th, 2015, 03:00 PM
The milk in the fridge smells funny.

Polly
August 18th, 2015, 03:02 PM
Drink it.

Drink it all.

Hen_Ichi
August 18th, 2015, 03:02 PM
damn. Snipe'd

Seika
August 18th, 2015, 03:03 PM
The milk in the fridge smells funny.
Make it into butter. Then fry it, put it on a stick, and throw it at an American to see what they do.

Experiments in primitive animal behaviour.

Hen_Ichi
August 18th, 2015, 03:04 PM
...

Are you perchance somewhat affected by the concept of deep fried butter on a stick?

SeiKeo
August 18th, 2015, 03:05 PM
You know I don't question you people about boiled sheep appendix or whatever the heck you eat.

Polly
August 18th, 2015, 03:06 PM
http://media2.popsugar-assets.com/files/2013/07/15/909/n/1922195/08ebaa5c099d400b_url-1.xxxlarge/i/Jimmy-Dean-Chocolate-Chip-Pancakes-Sausage-Stick.jpg

Break
August 18th, 2015, 03:07 PM
Make it into butter. Then fry it, put it on a stick, and throw it at an American to see what they do.

Experiments in primitive animal behaviour.i

I do wonder how they'd react if we, like, deep-fried a pair of socks.

Dullahan
August 18th, 2015, 03:07 PM
sweet jesus what the fuck

Hen_Ichi
August 18th, 2015, 03:07 PM
Not the English.

We have some Scots around tho >.>
.

Rather than individually packed mass produced item. There was a street vendor in Hong Kong doing that.

SeiKeo
August 18th, 2015, 03:07 PM
Not the English.

We have some Scots around tho >.>

hmmm yes maybe

maybe

Break
August 18th, 2015, 03:08 PM
http://media2.popsugar-assets.com/files/2013/07/15/909/n/1922195/08ebaa5c099d400b_url-1.xxxlarge/i/Jimmy-Dean-Chocolate-Chip-Pancakes-Sausage-Stick.jpg

Whoa
I am literally insulted by the existence of this

Ivan The Mouse
August 18th, 2015, 03:17 PM
Whoa
I am literally insulted by the existence of this

I have never understood the desire to turn sausages into sweet foodstuffs.

Seika
August 18th, 2015, 03:21 PM
You know I don't question you people about boiled sheep appendix or whatever the heck you eat.
Humanity has eaten sheep innards for dozens of millennia past. It's perfectly healthy, tastes fine, and I'm sorry that m'lord now seems to think himself above it. Whereas you now descend to a unprecedented display of greasy, fatty, First World decadence and excess. Shame, sir, shame!



http://media2.popsugar-assets.com/files/2013/07/15/909/n/1922195/08ebaa5c099d400b_url-1.xxxlarge/i/Jimmy-Dean-Chocolate-Chip-Pancakes-Sausage-Stick.jpg
I am experiencing real and visceral feelings of disgust.

I dunno, it shouldn't be that bad, but something in my stomach has risen up in furious rebellion against the existence of this.

Polly
August 18th, 2015, 03:22 PM
My work here is done.

SeiKeo
August 18th, 2015, 03:23 PM
One day I will pay to bring a ton of English people to Iowa.

Tobias
August 18th, 2015, 03:24 PM
im from the south. 'round these parts, we know what you can do to meat with the right sugar. chicken in waffles is actually my favorite "comfort food" and along the same vein, one of my favorites is thick cut ham drowned in syrup.

hell the only reason I dont want one of those jimmy dean things is I know damn well corn dogs and the like dont cook well if you dont use a deep fryer, out of the microwave/oven they come out terrible

Polly
August 18th, 2015, 03:27 PM
Why? There's nothing in Iowa :(

SeiKeo
August 18th, 2015, 03:27 PM
Why? There's nothing in Iowa :(
Except food to scare the living daylights out of you.

Kotonoha
August 18th, 2015, 03:28 PM
http://media2.popsugar-assets.com/files/2013/07/15/909/n/1922195/08ebaa5c099d400b_url-1.xxxlarge/i/Jimmy-Dean-Chocolate-Chip-Pancakes-Sausage-Stick.jpg
What is this. I hate this. I hate that I want to eat this.

Polly
August 18th, 2015, 03:29 PM
im from the south. 'round these parts, we know what you can do to meat with the right sugar. chicken in waffles is actually my favorite "comfort food" and along the same vein, one of my favorites is thick cut ham drowned in syrup.

hell the only reason I dont want one of those jimmy dean things is I know damn well corn dogs and the like dont cook well if you dont use a deep fryer, out of the microwave/oven they come out terrible

See this is why you people deserved everything that Sherman did to you, and more.


one of my favorites is thick cut ham drowned in syrup

I totally read that as 'thick cum drowned in syrup.

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What is this. I hate this. I hate that I want to eat this.

It's called having a guilty pleasure.

Or a kink, whichever you prefer.

In either case you need to go to church.

Seika
August 18th, 2015, 03:29 PM
Polly is dirty. :(

Historia
August 18th, 2015, 03:30 PM
corn dogs and the like dont cook well if you dont use a deep fryer, out of the microwave/oven they come out terrible

Yesssssssssss

Break
August 18th, 2015, 03:30 PM
Now that i think about it, i cant think of any typical "german" foodstuffs beside Currywurst...

Lace
August 18th, 2015, 03:30 PM
I totally read that as 'thick cum drowned in syrup.

earlier someone was talking about something with creampie flavor but i didnt wanna make a comment

Polly
August 18th, 2015, 03:30 PM
Polly is dirty. :(

You wouldn't believe the things I eat.

Hen_Ichi
August 18th, 2015, 03:31 PM
im from the south. 'round these parts, we know what you can do to meat with the right sugar. chicken in waffles is actually my favorite "comfort food" and along the same vein, one of my favorites is thick cut ham drowned in syrup.

hell the only reason I dont want one of those jimmy dean things is I know damn well corn dogs and the like dont cook well if you dont use a deep fryer, out of the microwave/oven they come out terrible
I thought it was sausage and pancake on a stick. Not a corndog.

SeiKeo
August 18th, 2015, 03:32 PM
Now that i think about it, i cant think of any typical "german" foodstuffs beside Currywurst...
yes curry that's so incredibly german

here you go, various kinds of particularly german sausages, beers, sauerkraut, and at this point you have enough sausages and beers that that constitutes pretty much your national identity

Break
August 18th, 2015, 03:32 PM
earlier someone was talking about something with creampie flavor but i didnt wanna make a comment

Who coined that term anyways
Couldnt they have come up with something else

Lace
August 18th, 2015, 03:33 PM
yes curry that's so incredibly german

here you go, various kinds of particularly german sausages, beers, sauerkraut, and at this point you have enough sausages and beers that that constitutes pretty much your national identity

>german culture

u lost me

mAc Chaos
August 18th, 2015, 03:34 PM
im from the south. 'round these parts, we know what you can do to meat with the right sugar. chicken in waffles is actually my favorite "comfort food" and along the same vein, one of my favorites is thick cut ham drowned in syrup.

hell the only reason I dont want one of those jimmy dean things is I know damn well corn dogs and the like dont cook well if you dont use a deep fryer, out of the microwave/oven they come out terrible

God I hate chicken and waffles.

SeiKeo
August 18th, 2015, 03:34 PM
>german culture

u lost me
Whoever said anything about culture, I know you people decided that it wasn't becoming to have emotions or feelings beyond vague pan-European disdain

Break
August 18th, 2015, 03:34 PM
You wouldn't believe the things I eat.

Thats a good fetish

Tobias
August 18th, 2015, 03:35 PM
See this is why you people deserved everything that Sherman did to you, and more.

Have you ever tried chicken and waffles? I actually have a few english friends that thought it sounded horrible until they tried it, at which point thew looked ready to start duel wielding forks.


I thought it was sausage and pancake on a stick. Not a corndog.

functionally it would be the same thing. microwaving things with different textures is horrible, and ovening it up is trying to heat something which has an easier to cook outside (bread) then whats inside (frozen meat)

that just doesnt work.

Polly
August 18th, 2015, 03:35 PM
>german culture

u lost me

I'd post pictures of Nuernberg rallies but that would be inappropriate :(

Break
August 18th, 2015, 03:36 PM
yes curry that's so incredibly german

here you go, various kinds of particularly german sausages, beers, sauerkraut, and at this point you have enough sausages and beers that that constitutes pretty much your national identity

Currywurst isnt actually curry
Its a sausage

Sauerkraut is disgusting

Tobias
August 18th, 2015, 03:36 PM
God I hate chicken and waffles.

y-y-you are a bad person

;_;

SeiKeo
August 18th, 2015, 03:37 PM
Currywurst isnt actually curry
Its a sausage

Sauerkraut is disgusting
It's a sausage that includes curry flavoring, I've had it and it's garbage but there you go, postwar Germany.

Lace
August 18th, 2015, 03:37 PM
Whoever said anything about culture

national dishes is culture related hello

SeiKeo
August 18th, 2015, 03:38 PM
national dishes not culture related hello
So, you said it, thx for telling me.

Break
August 18th, 2015, 03:38 PM
Whoever said anything about culture, I know you people decided that it wasn't becoming to have emotions or feelings beyond vague pan-European disdain

And dont you forget it.

Lace
August 18th, 2015, 03:39 PM
So, you said it, thx for telling me.

this quote is a fraud, look for urself

Break
August 18th, 2015, 03:41 PM
It's a sausage that includes curry flavoring, I've had it and it's garbage but there you go, postwar Germany.

It entirely depends where you get it
It ranges from cheap bratwurst with ketchup and curry powder
Right up to custom-made sausage in a selfmade sophisticated sauce

Polly
August 18th, 2015, 03:41 PM
Sauerkraut is one of the few good things that have come out of Germany so screw you man. :(

SeiKeo
August 18th, 2015, 03:42 PM
It entirely depends where you get it
It ranges from cheap bratwurst with ketchup and curry powder
Right up to custom-made sausage in a selfmade sophisticated sauce
you get the metaphor right, bad and soulless made exciting by foreigners

Lace
August 18th, 2015, 03:44 PM
Sauerkraut is one of the few good things that have come out of Germany so screw you man. :(

its ok

italian and turkish food is the only really good food in germany

Kotonoha
August 18th, 2015, 03:49 PM
Sauerkraut is disgusting
I can't forgive this statement. Apologize. Apologize to the Reuben sandwiches.

Fel
August 18th, 2015, 03:49 PM
lol if u eat food

Polly
August 18th, 2015, 03:50 PM
lol if u eat food

This but actually.

I haven't eaten anything in 25 hours.

Fel
August 18th, 2015, 03:52 PM
This but actually.

I haven't eaten anything in 25 hours.
i kind of wasnt kidding

i actually forgot to eat today

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all this talk is making me hungry

Tobias
August 18th, 2015, 03:55 PM
y arent you two eating

Elthanes
August 18th, 2015, 03:56 PM
The milk in the fridge smells funny.

Start worrying when it's solid

Lace
August 18th, 2015, 03:57 PM
This but actually.

I haven't eaten anything in 25 hours.

ur unhealthy

Polly
August 18th, 2015, 03:59 PM
y arent you two eating

I worked from 9-15 and forgot to eat lunch, then afterwards had some work to do in the city and then I got home and was too tired to eat.

I often forget to eat.

Christemo
August 18th, 2015, 03:59 PM
How does one forget to eat

Polly
August 18th, 2015, 04:00 PM
ur unhealthy

Relax, I got fat from meds over spring and now I have to lose it.

I can afford to lose almost 10 more kilos and still be healthy.

Marmadillo
August 18th, 2015, 04:00 PM
Sauerkraut is one of the few good things that have come out of Germany so screw you man. :(
It didn't actually come out of Germany. We have it and Russians and Ukrainians as well. Iirc nomads introduced it to Eastern Europe.

Polly
August 18th, 2015, 04:00 PM
How does one forget to eat

Work. Exams. Stuff like that.

SeiKeo
August 18th, 2015, 04:00 PM
How does one forget to eat
It's not that hard when you're working

Kelnish
August 18th, 2015, 04:02 PM
It's not that hard when you're working

Dude chow is the highlight of the day what?

Polly
August 18th, 2015, 04:03 PM
Dude chow is the highlight of the day what?

When you get at best a 30 min break and the only vegetarian option to be acquired is a tasteless packed salad, you kinda get put off from even trying and just drink coffee instead.

Christemo
August 18th, 2015, 04:03 PM
It's not that hard when you're working

yes it is

Kelnish
August 18th, 2015, 04:04 PM
When you get at best a 30 min break and the only vegetarian option to be acquired is a tasteless packed salad, you kinda get put off from even trying and just drink coffee instead.

Bring peanut butter and honey sandwich on cinnammon swirl bread. Its gud.

Strife ❤️
August 18th, 2015, 04:06 PM
One day I will pay to bring a ton of English people to Iowa.

What delicacies await us?

Elthanes
August 18th, 2015, 04:06 PM
It's not that hard when you're working

It's much easier to forget when you aren't working

Kelnish
August 18th, 2015, 04:06 PM
What delicacies await us?

Deep fried twinkies are too god damned good omg.

Polly
August 18th, 2015, 04:07 PM
Bring peanut butter and honey sandwich on cinnammon swirl bread. Its gud.

And for the third time I have to say that I am, in fact, allergic to peanuts.

Kelnish
August 18th, 2015, 04:07 PM
And for the third time I have to say that I am, in fact, allergic to peanuts.

Sunflower butter and honey then~~

Polly
August 18th, 2015, 04:08 PM
That sounds disgusting.

Christemo
August 18th, 2015, 04:08 PM
Get 5 plastic containers

Boil a shit load of rice

Cut up 3-4 red peppers, 3 chili peppers (leave in the seeds if you want), like 8 spring onions and a garlic, add carrot pieces and meat if you want (chicken is best, but beef or pork will do)

fry all that shit in a pot, throw in the rice and some planed ginger on top, add fish sauce, flip that shit a couple of times, put in boxes.

congratulations, you now have lunch for a week that can be eaten hot or cold.

Lace
August 18th, 2015, 04:09 PM
Relax, I got fat from meds over spring and now I have to lose it.

I can afford to lose almost 10 more kilos and still be healthy.

ur weight doesnt necessarily determine your health, you know

Kelnish
August 18th, 2015, 04:09 PM
That sounds disgusting.

Its surprisingly mediocre tbh.

SeiKeo
August 18th, 2015, 04:10 PM
What delicacies await us?
http://i.imgur.com/Lk9NnMk.jpg

Polly
August 18th, 2015, 04:11 PM
fish sauce

Houston we might have a problem.

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ur weight doesnt necessarily determine your health, you know

No but in this case I was trying to point out that I am in no way undernourished.

Break
August 18th, 2015, 04:12 PM
This but actually.

I haven't eaten anything in 25 hours.

Nothing at all? I've eaten bread, fish sticks, rice, two bags of chips, chocolate and waffles today

Lace
August 18th, 2015, 04:12 PM
elthanes this is a friendly request to change ur avatar uve had it for a long time and shirou isnt very nice on the eyes

Polly
August 18th, 2015, 04:12 PM
only the fish does, imo

I'm allergic to fish.

Kelnish
August 18th, 2015, 04:12 PM
Nothing at all? I've eaten bread, fish sticks, rice, two bags of chips, chocolate and waffles today

Wow thanks I was wondering what was making its way to your colon but now i know thank you!

Kotonoha
August 18th, 2015, 04:13 PM
It's adorable though :(

Kelnish
August 18th, 2015, 04:13 PM
It's adorable though :(

This but unironically.

Polly
August 18th, 2015, 04:13 PM
It's adorable though :(

What is? Break's colon?

Lace
August 18th, 2015, 04:14 PM
It's adorable though :(

how long did you have to repeat that to actually believe it

Christemo
August 18th, 2015, 04:14 PM
Houston we might have a problem.

If you're allergic to anchovies (which its usually made off), supplement with soya or something.

SeiKeo
August 18th, 2015, 04:15 PM
peppers are way too middle class for a proper stir fry tbh as is actually making rice for it

this is some shit

stale rice only

Spinach
August 18th, 2015, 04:15 PM
Shirou not beign cute is a good meme nice epic.

Break
August 18th, 2015, 04:15 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Lk9NnMk.jpg

Is there no end to american food depravity?

Polly
August 18th, 2015, 04:15 PM
soya

This is getting really embarrassing.

Hen_Ichi
August 18th, 2015, 04:16 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-2828587/Hungry-Horse-s-Double-Donut-burger-1-966-calories-53-grams-saturated-fat.html

Marmadillo
August 18th, 2015, 04:16 PM
Shirou not beign cute is a good meme nice epic.
He wasn't in the original though.

Fel
August 18th, 2015, 04:16 PM
american food

american

food
>food

lol

Christemo
August 18th, 2015, 04:16 PM
This is getting really embarrassing.

supplement with someone you're not allergic to jesus christ

Having no allergies I feel like the ultimate lifeform right now

Break
August 18th, 2015, 04:17 PM
What is? Break's colon?

How would that even work...

mAc Chaos
August 18th, 2015, 04:17 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-2828587/Hungry-Horse-s-Double-Donut-burger-1-966-calories-53-grams-saturated-fat.html

now they just need to fry it

SeiKeo
August 18th, 2015, 04:17 PM
Is there no end to american food depravity?

http://i.imgur.com/XmBOY73.jpg

Lace
August 18th, 2015, 04:18 PM
Shirou not beign cute is a good meme nice epic.

ur hate for my memes is getting excessive

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when u first did it it was cute but this is too much

Kelnish
August 18th, 2015, 04:18 PM
supplement with someone you're not allergic to jesus christ

Having no allergies I feel like the ultimate lifeform right now


What does that make me then?

Break
August 18th, 2015, 04:18 PM
This is getting really embarrassing.

How can you live as a vegetarian if you're allergic to all the actually delicious vegetarian stuffs....

Christemo
August 18th, 2015, 04:19 PM
http://paradoxoff.com/files/2012/04/canned-whole-chicken.jpg

Spinach
August 18th, 2015, 04:19 PM
Once you're top dog of the world there's tyont much left in life but to get creative with food

Marmadillo
August 18th, 2015, 04:19 PM
What does that make me then?
Probably a penguin.

Lace
August 18th, 2015, 04:19 PM
im disgusting

delete

Christemo
August 18th, 2015, 04:20 PM
Once you're top dog of the world there's tyont much left in life but to get creative with food


"Creative"

Polly
August 18th, 2015, 04:20 PM
How can you live as a vegetarian if you're allergic to all the actually delicious vegetarian stuffs....

Simple.

I don't eat.

Break
August 18th, 2015, 04:20 PM
supplement with someone you're not allergic to jesus christ

Having no allergies I feel like the ultimate lifeform right now

I used to be allergic to milk-proteines till i was 3
And allergic to all nuts until i was 12

But i EVOLVED

Kotonoha
August 18th, 2015, 04:20 PM
mods ban Christemo

Strife ❤️
August 18th, 2015, 04:22 PM
Get 5 plastic containers

Boil a shit load of rice

Cut up 3-4 red peppers

Plastic containers, k

Boil rice, ok I guess...

"Cut up" ok this is too much work bye

Break
August 18th, 2015, 04:22 PM
Simple.

I don't eat.

When was your last allergy test? Theres a chance they might go away on their own, like mine did

Christemo
August 18th, 2015, 04:22 PM
I used to be allergic to milk-proteines till i was 3
And allergic to all nuts until i was 12

But i EVOLVED

My body likes to pretend its wheat allergic and then I eat an entire garlic butter baguette and it shuts up

Spinach
August 18th, 2015, 04:22 PM
mods ban Christemo

Trying

Kelnish
August 18th, 2015, 04:23 PM
don't lowercase, have the courage of your beliefs

no

Kotonoha
August 18th, 2015, 04:23 PM
don't lowercase, have the courage of your beliefs

I capitalized Christemo but only because my phone autocorrects it

Trying
try harder

Christemo
August 18th, 2015, 04:23 PM
Plastic containers, k

Boil rice, ok I guess...

"Cut up" ok this is too much work bye

Insert joke about british cooking here

Lace
August 18th, 2015, 04:23 PM
Plastic containers, k

Boil rice, ok I guess...

"Cut up" ok this is too much work bye

how is cutting up vegetables too much work

do u order food every day or

Spinach
August 18th, 2015, 04:25 PM
I capitalized Christemo but only because my phone autocorrects it

try harder

TRYING

Christemo
August 18th, 2015, 04:26 PM
TRYING


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4

Kelnish
August 18th, 2015, 04:26 PM
Spinach he just called me tall or small penised both of which arent nessecarily wrong omg.

SeiKeo
August 18th, 2015, 04:26 PM
joke
British cooking

Hen_Ichi
August 18th, 2015, 04:28 PM
British Cooking (http://greatbritishchefs.tumblr.com/post/24959192652/great-british-menu-2012-retrospective)

Strife ❤️
August 18th, 2015, 04:29 PM
All this food talk, I literally just got back from having this. With Chilli Beef Fries and Onion Rings.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/foodspotting-ec2/reviews/3050007/thumb_600.?1359146177?1438397955

Christemo
August 18th, 2015, 04:32 PM
British Cooking (http://greatbritishchefs.tumblr.com/post/24959192652/great-british-menu-2012-retrospective)

Im about 98% sure most of that is not british

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All this food talk, I literally just got back from having this. With Chilli Beef Fries and Onion Rings.



I made myself oven fries with 1 half bag of fries still with the peel and 1 half bag of cut ones with chicken flipped in paprika and a plate of cut cucumber, carrots, cherry tomatoes and normal tomatoes.

Lace
August 18th, 2015, 04:33 PM
All this food talk, I literally just got back from having this. With Chilli Beef Fries and Onion Rings.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/foodspotting-ec2/reviews/3050007/thumb_600.?1359146177?1438397955

im wet


time to listen to this ASMR youtuber suck on a popsicle in a bra and fall asleep, good night

Strife ❤️
August 18th, 2015, 04:33 PM
wow

goodnight lace

Historia
August 18th, 2015, 04:34 PM
time to listen to this ASMR youtuber suck on a popsicle in a bra and fall asleep, good night

What flavour.

Lace
August 18th, 2015, 04:35 PM
What flavour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04eSUzjQ-Kc

Spinach
August 18th, 2015, 04:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04eSUzjQ-Kc

.-.

SeiKeo
August 18th, 2015, 04:37 PM
Definitely super into blowjob aural cosplay videos on youtube

Hen_Ichi
August 18th, 2015, 04:38 PM
Im about 98% sure most of that is not british
Buying local has been an in thing for awhile for famous chefs round here :V

Christemo
August 18th, 2015, 04:40 PM
Buying local has been an in thing for awhile for famous chefs round here :V

Local ingredients =/= local food

You arent cooking authentic chinese food just because you buy ingredients from that one food shop run by the old chinese lady with bad english.

Historia
August 18th, 2015, 04:41 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04eSUzjQ-Kc

Oh. Strawberry.

...

So, do you listen to this every night or... do you got for, like, whispering sweet nothings into my ear... sometimes... or what... What.

SeiKeo
August 18th, 2015, 04:41 PM
What constitutes authenticity?

Christemo
August 18th, 2015, 04:42 PM
What constitutes authenticity?

getting gud