Random Thoughts Thread

[Haseo Nanaya]

I've been stoned all day so I'm pretty tired. Why you not sleeping? I'm in college I have an excuse how abou tyou?

[Nikiri]

I'm still sleeping (nothing like going 30h without sleep) but trying to sleep less, because college incoming. And it's med school. So I have to get serious at start or I will be doomed.

[Haseo Nanaya]

Go Uberman.

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I wonder if I should change my hair to Kiyo's it will take some time to grow out though. It always takes for ever, I would so do d'Eon's hair but I would have a hard time doing Kiyo's. I have a really bad side part.

[mAc Chaos]

> blue and yellow

??

is this what its like to be anime

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this reminds me of someone i know in another community that tried to get a tattoo on his eyeball years ago

he had ink injected into it to try and be like an anime character or something, predictably hilarious results ensued

he disappears but people still remember it to this day

[Haseo Nanaya]

> blue and yellow

??

is this what its like to be anime



I have heterochromia. Don't mock my genetic mutation. ( it actually runs in the family)

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this reminds me of someone i know in another community that tried to get a tattoo on his eyeball years ago

he had ink injected into it to try and be like an anime character or something, predictably hilarious results ensued

he disappears but people still remember it to this day

An emo kid from my high school did the same thing. what dumb asses.

[mAc Chaos]

wow theres actually other people who did this

[Haseo Nanaya]

wow theres actually other people who did this
I sadly never got to see the results of the endevor but I heard it was bad.

[mAc Chaos]

i never got to see the results either aside from his eye being swollen, he disappeared from the community and was never heard from again after that, existing only as a legend

and i was thinking you were talking about contacts, not heterochromia

[Bobin]

Either brave or stupid, I'd never even consider doing nasty stuff like that to my precious eyes.

[mAc Chaos]

yeah but then you cant be sasuke

[Bobin]

bad photoshop or get out

[Fel]

this reminds me of someone i know in another community that tried to get a tattoo on his eyeball years ago

he had ink injected into it to try and be like an anime character or something, predictably hilarious results ensued

he disappears but people still remember it to this day

oh god

thats hilarious

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also funnest fun has returned

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also funnest fun has returned

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okay then bl

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okay then bl

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what is going on

[Bobin]

Terrifying.

[Ivan The Mouse]

I have fled Arstotzka and have entered Obristan with my family using shitty forgeries.

Have you noticed that, in one of the gibberish audios that the Border Inspector says during the game (I think it is whenever he says "Next" in the game.) , it sounds as if he says "Hayaku"?

[JetKinen]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQdKx9K1SEWxarZP4gcc9d6PEhaCoDmM 8dvohlvc1ea37_7v29CfD85bICbIg

[Nikiri]

I'm getting errors 522 and 524 when trying to enter BL. Massive lags. Send help.

[Sunara]

i never got to see the results either aside from his eye being swollen, he disappeared from the community and was never heard from again after that, existing only as a legend

and i was thinking you were talking about contacts, not heterochromia
I'm guessing nothing good resulted. Probably went blind if nothing worse. O:
There's a reason people naturally have an aversion to having things near their eyes. I'm surprised a legit tattoo artist would even allow that.

I thought she was talking yellow specks in blue eyes. But heterochromia is actually kind of cool. Don't think I've seen anyone with it IRL.
I have yellow specks in my hazel eyes. Not as prevalent as they used to be.

[Five_X]

I have long, silky blonde hair, blue eyes, and an innocent smile.

[SeiKeo]

please

[Snow]

I have brown specks in my brown eyes.

[Fel]

i have really fucking weird bluish-green-brown-yellowesque eyes

[Five_X]

please

Sorry, I mean blue hair.

[Lace]

i have really fucking weird bluish-green-brown-yellowesque eyes

picture where

[SeiKeo]

Sorry, I mean blue hair.
dude if you dyed your hair

[Fel]

picture where
you will never see any part of me

not even one of my hairs

[Lace]

my eyes have the same color as my soul

[Fel]

my eyes have the same color as my soul
pure white?

[Spinach]

you will never see any part of me

not even one of my hairs

Pussy. Puuuusssyyyyyy

[Lace]

Pussy. Puuuusssyyyyyy

yes, thats a bodypart, but wheres the point

[Fel]

yes, thats a bodypart, but wheres the point
he prob wants me to send pics

[Lace]

..anyways

this child over here brought life into my morning

https://twitter.com/CarefreeBlkGirl/status/640524604688216064

[Spinach]

yes, thats a bodypart, but wheres the point

Don't be sarcastic with me.

A pussy is a cat you little punk

[Haseo Nanaya]

and i was thinking you were talking about contacts, not heterochromia
I'm, not a Faker.

[Snow]

Kids these days

[Haseo Nanaya]

..anyways

this child over here brought life into my morning

https://twitter.com/CarefreeBlkGirl/status/640524604688216064
I like serena. But I like her sister more.

[Lace]

Don't be sarcastic with me.

A pussy is a cat you little punk

eat my cat

[Snow]

eat my cat
B-b-but...what if it bites?

[SeiKeo]

You don't have a cat.

[Five_X]

..anyways

this child over here brought life into my morning

https://twitter.com/CarefreeBlkGirl/status/640524604688216064

I don't get it

[Lace]

i was just told i do

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I don't get it

she played tennis and serena williams is her idol. also shes adorable as heck

[Five_X]

I get that she's cute, but "kid plays sport and idolizes major player" is pretty low-level cute. Adorableness in kids is a close competition; even moe anime knows it needs variation to keep up in the markets.

I'm sorry, Lace, but in the grand scheme of cute kids, you've fallen for an average competitor.

[Haseo Nanaya]

I get that she's cute, but "kid plays sport and idolizes major player" is pretty low-level cute. Adorableness in kids is a close competition; even more anime knows it needs variation to keep up in the markets.

I'm sorry, Lace, but in the grand scheme of cute kids, you've fallen for an average competitor.
It is cuter if you like tennis and serena.

[Lace]

You just happen to not see the charming appeal about that specific idolization, but that's ok.

[Spinach]

eat my cat

Pix of cat

Or is Leo telling truths

[Lace]

it me, catte, not dog

http://i.imgur.com/FoFSk1p.jpg
it just a new haircut, really

http://i.imgur.com/lI9DK13.jpg

[SeiKeo]

Dude that's a weird cat. Take it to the vet.

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I think it has issues.

[Lace]

http://i.imgur.com/ByWvVYX.jpg

transformation to mega catte: initiated

[Haseo Nanaya]

Needs to be put down.

with a flamethrower.

[Spinach]

At dentist. Tooth getting fixed today desu.

[Five_X]

You just happen to not see the charming appeal about that specific idolization, but that's ok.

Enlighten me, I like to know things.

[mAc Chaos]

I'm, not a Faker.

proof

[Seika]

Reading the Pharsalia: Wow, what a crazy dude.
Researching: Hey, he's real and did some of this stuff and Caesar talks about him.
Researching more: Hey, he was kinda famous at the time actually and did more than I thought.
Researchng even more: Even Cicero talks about him, wow. (He hates him, big surprise)
Some research that was actually in the middle of this but has better effect at the end of the list: We actually have some of his personal efffects? Excitement and wonder! :eek:

[Lace]

Enlighten me, I like to know things.

Black girls barely have any role models in the media and grow up experiencing so much hate based on their skin color, varying depending on how dark it is, that they internalize it. It's great to see that Serena Williams inspires some even though there's a far, far way to go until anti-blackness is put to an end; so it's not just some random kid being happy, there's more beneath and above.

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but im lowkey like 98% certain you already had that in the back of your mind, somewhere. lol

[Snow]

Black girls barely have any role models in the media and grow up experiencing so much hate based on their skin color, varying depending on how dark it is, that they internalize it. It's great to see that Serena Williams inspires some even though there's a far, far way to go until anti-blackness is put to an end; so it's not just some random kid being happy, there's more beneath and above.

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but im lowkey like 98% certain you already had that in the back of your mind, somewhere. lol
They have Sade. She's pretty awesome.

[Kotonoha]

the anti not straight or gay(bi's and metros get far more shit)
I'm not even touching the rest of this but: what. what

[Lace]

person 1: "could you elaborate this to me"

person 2: "well yeah there's-"

person 3 pops up out of nowhere: "UM ACTUALLY I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT WHY WOULD U EVEN"

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oh its deleted

[GhostDIGIT]

Have you noticed that, in one of the gibberish audios that the Border Inspector says during the game (I think it is whenever he says "Next" in the game.) , it sounds as if he says "Hayaku"?
Yeah, I noticed that.

[Haseo Nanaya]

person 1: "could you elaborate this to me"


person 2: "well yeah there's-"


person 3 pops up out of nowhere: "UM ACTUALLY I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT WHY WOULD U EVEN"


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oh its deleted
Yeah its the morning i decided its best not to post about this stuff when im tired an unable to word it the right way.


I'm not even touching the rest of this but: what. what
I know sone homosexuals that don't like bi people. Weird i know. i also know some gay and bi people that hate metros, my friend even sai it wasn't even a sexuality

Ok if x amount of straight people hate gays (including bi and metro) an x amount of gays hate bi and x amount of gays and bis hate metros. You can see where im going with this. Its not that big of a thin but ive seen it.

[Snow]

person 1: "could you elaborate this to me"

person 2: "well yeah there's-"

person 3 pops up out of nowhere: "UM ACTUALLY I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT WHY WOULD U EVEN"

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If the elaborate part refers to me: Sade (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sade_%28singer%29)

[Lace]

no, i dont care about sade

[Snow]

no, i dont care about sade
I bet she doesn't care about you, either. So it's fair.

[Kotonoha]

Yeah its the morning i decided its best not to post about this stuff when im tired an unable to word it the right way.


I know sone homosexuals that don't like bi people. Weird i know. i also know some gay and bi people that hate metros, my friend even sai it wasn't even a sexuality

Ok if x amount of straight people hate gays (including bi and metro) an x amount of gays hate bi and x amount of gays and bis hate metros. You can see where im going with this. Its not that big of a thin but ive seen it.
By "metro" you mean metrosexual as in well-groomed dudes, right?

Because yeah that's actually not a sexuality, since it doesn't relate to who you have relationships with.

Also it's true that there are gay people who don't like bi people but that doesn't mean society is super accepting of gay people either.

[Neir]

What about metrosexuals who love trains??

[Five_X]

Black girls barely have any role models in the media and grow up experiencing so much hate based on their skin color, varying depending on how dark it is, that they internalize it. It's great to see that Serena Williams inspires some even though there's a far, far way to go until anti-blackness is put to an end; so it's not just some random kid being happy, there's more beneath and above.

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but im lowkey like 98% certain you already had that in the back of your mind, somewhere. lol

I was waiting for you to spit it out. :3

[Lace]

Consider spitting it out yourself next time. :(

[Five_X]

Youuuuu're the one who wanted to make a point; I wasn't going to make it for you. :p

[Elthanes]

anti-blackness

Why not just call it racism?

[I3uster]

Because there's specific kinds of racism that apply to people differently.

[Spinach]

I have tooth.

[I3uster]

pics

[Lace]

i showed my kitty, its only logical that you show your teeth now

[Spinach]

Not done yet.

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i showed my kitty, its only logical that you show your teeth now

Haha nice joke mate can't wait to see you at FUCK YOU

[Lace]

http://i.imgur.com/ByWvVYX.jpg

transformation to mega catte: initiated

this was actually funny i hate all of u

[Spinach]

I don't even want to be liked by you!

[Fel]

this was actually funny i hate all of u

w-wow

i found it funny

even so do you hate me?

[Spinach]

w-wow

i found it funny

even so do you hate me?

Unironically too.

[Fel]

Unironically too.
I don't even want to be liked by you!
.

[Snow]

Would be funnier if it did that while wet.

[Fel]

Would be funnier if it did that while wet.

well yes i also prefer it when pussy is wet

[Lace]

everyone had a go at a bad vagina joke its time to abandon the thread now

[Snow]

well yes i also prefer it when pussy is wet
I knew this would happen and I wrote that anyway. Am I even an adult?

EDIT: Then it's time for phallic jokes.

[Fel]

everyone had a go at a bad vagina joke its time to abandon the thread now

hey i still havent made a bad vagina joke

i only made a good one

[Polly]

I hate all of you.

[GhostDIGIT]

Let me give you a comforting hug, Polly.

[Polly]

I think I hate you the most.

[Fel]

I hate all of you.

dawwww i love you too

[Snow]

This is how wars are started.

[Polly]

dawwww i love you too

No I seriously hate you.

[Nikiri]

This thread never cease to amuse me.

[Fel]

This is how wars are started.
dude do you have any idea how fucking cool it would be to have my name go down in history books as "that one jackass that started a war"

[Polly]

dude do you have any idea how fucking cool it would be to have my name go down in history books as "that one jackass that started a war"

I don't think Gavrilo Princip is generally admired as a 'fucking cool' person, yo.

[GhostDIGIT]

Oh Laaaace, Polly needs some comforting from someone she doesn't hate.

[Rafflesiac]

I don't think Gavrilo Princip is generally admired as a 'fucking cool' person, yo.
I dunno, I bet sandwich companies love the guy.

Forget Jared Fogle, Gavrilo Princip for Subway Representative!

[Kirby]

Should I make this pasta with pasta sauce or a fresh tomato

This is important because the tomato's not actually that fresh and it's been in the drawer for a bit

[Polly]

Should I make this pasta with pasta sauce or a fresh tomato

This is important because the tomato's not actually that fresh and it's been in the drawer for a bit

In that case definitely tomato.

[Snow]

Should I make this pasta with pasta sauce or a fresh tomato

This is important because the tomato's not actually that fresh and it's been in the drawer for a bit
What constitutes pasta sauce?

Also if it isn't obviously rotting I think it's fine. Might taste a bit worse though.

[Seika]

I am unavailable for comforting purposes.

[Kirby]

Pasta sauce is store bought tomato, probably with random herbs and garlic and onions and so on in it. Tomato seems okay but has some soft spots.

[Polly]

I am unavailable for comforting purposes.

And who the devil are you? :(

[Snow]

Pasta sauce is store bought tomato, probably with random herbs and garlic and onions and so on in it. Tomato seems okay but has some soft spots.
I think the (kinda) fresh tomato is better, in that case.

[Lace]

I am unavailable for comforting purposes.

you make it sound as if you were usually available for it

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Oh Laaaace, Polly needs some comforting from someone she doesn't hate.

comforting someone on this forum is difficult since the one makes the other almost impossible

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that being said i tell polly of my love daily so my duty is fulfilled

[Snow]

I had pork curry today. The air smells pleasantly of spices.

[Spinach]

D O N E

[GhostDIGIT]

that being said i tell polly of my love daily so my duty is fulfilled
You've said your love but you have not expressed it! Fly to Croatia and show Polly just how much you love her!

[Lace]

your jokes are really weird

[Five_X]

You've said your love but you have not expressed it! Fly to Croatia and show Polly just how much you love her!

This is Europe, we take trains everywhere.

[Snow]

You've said your love but you have not expressed it! Fly to Croatia and show Polly just how much you love her!
There's good food, if nothing.

[GhostDIGIT]

This is Europe, we take trains everywhere.
How horribly efficient.

[Seika]

And who the devil are you? :(
The devil, correct. Old Nicola, if you prefer.

[Snow]

The devil, correct. Old Nicola, if you prefer.
Tesla?

[Polly]

There's good food, if nothing.

Try being a vegetarian in this shitty godforsaken piece of shit country.

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The devil, correct. Old Nicola, if you prefer.

Hi, devil, I'm Queen Victoria.

[Snow]

Try being a vegetarian in this shitty godforsaken piece of shit country.
I'm trying to think of a national specialty that doesn't contain meat. Only sweets come to mind. And blitva.

[Polly]

I'm trying to think of a national specialty that doesn't contain meat. Only sweets come to mind. And blitva.

I fucking hate blitva with a burning passion of a thousand suns.

[mAc Chaos]

you only hate things

[Snow]

I fucking hate blitva with a burning passion of a thousand suns.
Is there anything left for you then?

[Lace]

googling blitva leads me to spinach, are you trying to send a message here

[Five_X]

If Polly comes to London, I'll be sure to buy her all the veggie samosa she can eat.

[SeiKeo]

Is there anything left for you then?
Foreign food?

[Polly]

you only hate things

That is not entirely true.

I don't hate pizza.

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Is there anything left for you then?

Drugs.

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If Polly comes to London, I'll be sure to buy her all the veggie samosa she can eat.

I don't know what samosa is but I desperately want to visit London again so if that ever happens then consider it a deal.

[Snow]

That is not entirely true.

I don't hate pizza.

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Drugs.

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I don't know what samosa is but I desperately want to visit London again so if that ever happens then consider it a deal.
Don't forget booze.
And actually you can get a samosa here. It's yummy.

[Polly]

Drink is not enough anymore. :(

[Five_X]

This person doesn't know what a samosa is

Man

I don't know what to feel but I have a silly expression on ym face.

[Snow]

Drink is not enough anymore. :(
I recommend shrooms.

[Kotonoha]

Samosa <3

[Marmadillo]

This is Europe, we take trains everywhere.
Another reminder that I'm not not actually in Europe. :(

[GhostDIGIT]

Another reminder that I'm not not actually in Europe. :(
There, there, Marma.

Is it me or does Google list every country as having a strong national identity and diverse culture?

[mAc Chaos]

Drink is not enough anymore. :(

it is time to forsake water once and for all

[Lace]

"diverse"

[Kelnish]

I live in a pretty diverse country TBH. Not a diverse region of it though. All we have is poor white people, rich white people visiting for the summer, and Somalians. That's like 3 different cultures and stuff.

[Snow]

There, there, Marma.

Is it me or does Google list every country as having a strong national identity and diverse culture?
I'd say that's because it's true but I'm biased.

[Sesto]

Is it me or does Google list every country as having a strong national identity and diverse culture?

I hope it doesn't say Canada has a strong national identity and diverse culture

because that'd be a lie.

[Strife ❤️]

Samosas are pretty good

[Five_X]

I hope it doesn't say Canada has a strong national identity and diverse culture

because that'd be a lie.

Look guys, I've found the Quebecois poster.

[Snow]

Indian food is best food imo. Or high up there at least.

[Lace]

id like to talk about good food but sadly i havent had any in like 6 years

[Kelnish]

Look guys, I've found the Quebecois poster.Or newfoundland or new brunswick. You know, the part of the country that isn't America in a different country~~

[GhostDIGIT]

You poor Germans.

[Kelnish]

id like to talk about good food but sadly i havent had any in like 6 yearsGo get Habachi.

[Lace]

You poor Germans.

most popular food here is italian and turkish and neither is necessarily bad, so..?

[Five_X]

Anyone who talks about bland British food has never had a real Cornish pasty.

[Polly]

I could subsist on pizza and fruit yoghurt alone for the rest of my life.

Granted it wouldn't be a very long life due to a poorly balanced nutrition but you get my point.

[I3uster]

Anyone who talks about bland British food has never had a real Cornish pasty.

i did

its honestly not that good

[Lace]

I could subsist on pizza and fruit yoghurt alone for the rest of my life.

talking about yoghurt reminds me that i havent had frozen yoghurt in almost 3 years now ��

[Snow]

I could subsist on pizza and fruit yoghurt alone for the rest of my life.

Granted it wouldn't be a very long life due to a poorly balanced nutrition but you get my point.
Depends on the kind of pizza.

[Lace]

same with boba :(

[Kelnish]

same with boba :(
I fucking miss Saratoga Springs NY now. I was a 5 minute walk from a frozen yogurt/bobba tea place and I could go right now. They also had a milk and cookies place. Fuck.

[I3uster]

Depends on the kind of pizza.

is there a technical term for 5.50 takeout made by a turkish guy you just pissed off by him having to make a new one instead of warming you up but hes still calling you "lan" like your his little brother

[Snow]

I never had frozen yogurt :(

[Lace]

I fucking miss Saratoga Springs NY now. I was a 5 minute walk from a frozen yogurt/bobba tea place and I could go right now. They also had a milk and cookies place. Fuck.

i miss actively taking part in social activities in cologne, it had all the nice food and drinks and snacks

but then again i dont

[I3uster]

the only thing i know about cologne is that retrogott is from there

i visited most major german cities but ive never been there

[Kelnish]

the only thing i know about cologne is that retrogott is from there

i visited most major german cities but ive never been there
It must be nice being able to visit most major cities of your neighbooring country without having to travel 3500 miles.

[I3uster]

most of the shit looks the same, if i want interesting vacation i have to leave the eu

the main advantage is going to eastern europe and living like a king on minimum budget

or going to holland and admire their gardening

[Lace]

the only thing i know about cologne is that retrogott is from there

i visited most major german cities but ive never been there

its not really that exciting

the dome is ok i just personally dont value historical buildings that i dont feel attached to very highly

the most memorable thing from going to the city center is the weird 50 year old dude with signs about turks and jews bringing the apocalypse to germany who always stares at me like he's planning to cut my head off and occasionally chats with policemen if they pass by

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also i missed out on the opportunity to visit austria when my brother performed in salzburg so i like to pretend its no different from germany

[I3uster]

the people are worse and the accents mostly incomprehensible but otherwise its pretty comparable

i kinda wanted to move to berlin when i was younger but now its super gentrified so unaffordable in addition to the locals not really appreciating people moving their due to that

[Lace]

ive heard so many good things about berlin but im too broke to go anywhere so im just left being miserable and not getting to the big cities

except aachen, but only because my sisters boyfriend is the one acquaintance that has a car and occasionally drives there

does aachen count as a big city though

[I3uster]

its as big as graz so from the austrian perspective i have to say yes

[Lace]

i think its bigger than cologne so i guess

[Snow]

ive heard so many good things about berlin but im too broke to go anywhere so im just left being miserable and not getting to the big cities

except aachen, but only because my sisters boyfriend is the one acquaintance that has a car and occasionally drives there

does aachen count as a big city though
Palatine Chapel <3

[I3uster]

i think its bigger than cologne so i guess

you made me look

nah its one quarter of cologne

[Lace]

well shit

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i had this talk with someone and he insisted aachen was bigger and more eventful than cologne

[I3uster]

i cant imagine it being more eventful

karneval sounds like the kind of thing you file under this

if its anything like fasching in carinthia i would personally avoid it but it is an event

[Lace]

Palatine Chapel <3

you see i just dont feel anything special about these buildings, call me shallow idc

[I3uster]

when i was in temples and mosques they actually felt special im guessing its the familiarity with everything around you

[Lace]

you're right though, karneval is that one event of events

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when i was in temples and mosques they actually felt special im guessing its the familiarity with everything around you

maybe im the antichrist so i cant feel familiar with any religious buildings

[Snow]

you see i just dont feel anything special about these buildings, call me shallow idc
Nah, doesn't mean you're shallow. It's kinda part of my job so that's why I obsess.

[Five_X]

when i was in temples and mosques they actually felt special im guessing its the familiarity with everything around you

I dunno man, go to a place like Istanbul and mosques become an eyesore. Even the Blue Mosque is really really bland on the inside.

On the other hand, I always find gurdwaras pretty cool. There are a couple really cool ones near me in London.

[SeiKeo]

I dunno man, go to a place like Istanbul and mosques become an eyesore. Even the Blue Mosque is really really bland on the inside.

On the other hand, I always find gurdwaras pretty cool. There are a couple really cool ones near me in London.you have objectional taste in religious architecture

[Lace]

dinner of today is ready prepare urself leo

[Snow]

Due to many long and grueling AH lectures I've come to rate the quality of architecture by how much it looks like a delicious cake.

[Lace]

nevermind its not ready yet :mad:

[Seika]

Berlin was, I dunno, a generic West European capital city when I visited. Which is weird, because there actually isn't such a thing as a generic West European capital city: London, Madrid, Paris, Rome, and so on all have their distinct character. But Berlin just ... didn't have any spark to it. Okay, you've got some monuments, so does everyone else. Even the sodding washing machine was actually just, "Oh, you did mildly off-beat architecture once. I guess that's a thing."

[Polly]

Austria is cool and I don't understand why Austrians don't like their own country.

Like, I'd trade a kidney and a half to have been born in Austria instead of this place.

[Snow]

Austria is cool and I don't understand why Austrians don't like their own country.

Like, I'd trade a kidney and a half to have been born in Austria instead of this place.
No one likes their own country. It's a thing.

[Polly]

No one likes their own country. It's a thing.

Yeah but some countries are objectively good and some awful and guess which one is ours bro.

[SeiKeo]

No one likes their own country. It's a thing.
USA
S
A

[Polly]

USA
S
A

You guys don't count.

[Fel]

No one likes their own country. It's a thing.
It's once you immigrate to another country that you either realize the country you lived in wasn't so bad, or get confirmation that it was actually bad.

[I3uster]

vienna looks pretty but attitude wise the people are the worst in the entire eu from my personal experience

when even the service personnel is dickish you know you fucked up as a culture

the only advantage of the permanent loathing (applied alternating to the self or everything that is not) everybody feels is that it results in decent art and great comedy

[Kelnish]

You guys don't count.
Say that to my face in the greatest country in the history of the universe and not online and see what happens.

[Daiki]

No one likes their own country. It's a thing.

No, I'm perfectly satisfied with mine.

[Seika]

Service personnel are meant to be sour and disdainful. Only the Americans think otherwise.

[I3uster]

Service personnel are meant to be sour and disdainful. Only the Americans think otherwise.

no other country tries selling that as charm point

[Daiki]

It's once you immigrate to another country that you either realize the country you lived in wasn't so bad, or get confirmation that it was actually bad.

Or you just traveled to a shittier country than yours.

[Snow]

Yeah but some countries are objectively good and some awful and guess which one is ours bro.
It hurts because it's true.

Of all the places in Vienna I had to go to one that had bad sacher.

And sure there are people who like theirs (me on good days) but you can't deny it's a common occurrence to hate it.

[Polly]

vienna looks pretty but attitude wise the people are the worst in the entire eu from my personal experience

when even the service personnel is dickish you know you fucked up as a culture

the only advantage of the permanent loathing (applied alternating to the self or everything that is not) everybody feels is that it results in decent art and great comedy

Who gives a damn about attitudes when you have (one of ) the lowest unemployment level(s) in the EU?

Like, people are literally starving in this country.

And then there's our mayor who is basically a sheriff and an incompetent buffoon.

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Say that to my face in the greatest country in the history of the universe and not online and see what happens.

Buy me a plane ticket.

[Daiki]

vienna looks pretty but attitude wise the people are the worst in the entire eu from my personal experience

You've yet to come over here, right?

[Seika]

no other country tries selling that as charm point
The French.

[Strife ❤️]

http://marriage4everyone.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/chart.png

[Snow]

Polly, he has CHARISMA. Peasant charisma, but it works on people for some reason.

[GhostDIGIT]

I keep forgetting Dio is British.

[Five_X]

you have objectional taste in religious architecture

Have you actually been in the Blue Mosque Leo

[Polly]

Lololololol at Croatia.

We are a fucking joke but we have some good laws on paper so we're great and all, right?

[I3uster]

Who gives a damn about attitudes when you have (one of ) the lowest unemployment level(s) in the EU?

Like, people are literally starving in this country.

And then there's our mayor who is basically a sheriff and an incompetent buffoon.

yeah and we almost have 30% for a party thats the spiritual successor to literal nazis

it depends on what you look for, economically were certainly well-off but even then id pick germany every day of the week due to the other problems that come with the terrain


You've yet to come over here, right?

ive been to paris

people are nicer

ive seen people stand up and help carrying a womans stroller without her having to desperately scan the environment or having to ask

[SeiKeo]

http://marriage4everyone.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/chart.png
Russia.jpg

[Kelnish]

Buy me a plane ticket.
Hey now, don't tempt me. I just got a decent amount of money for finishing my training and importing European lesbian women to engage in fisticuffs with over national pride sounds like the type of thing worth spending money on if only for the story!

[Polly]

Polly, he has CHARISMA. Peasant charisma, but it works on people for some reason.

I want to murder him and all those who voted for him.

I'd rather have Deez Nuts as my mayor.

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Hey now, don't tempt me. I just got a decent amount of money for finishing my training and importing European lesbian women to engage in fisticuffs with over national pride sounds like the type of thing worth spending money on if only for the story!

I'll wear a bikini.

[Snow]

I want to murder him and all those who voted for him.

I'd rather have Deez Nuts as my mayor.
But don't you just loooove those fountains?

[Five_X]

Service personnel are meant to be sour and disdainful. Only the Americans think otherwise.

I get to swear at my customers, it's great.

[Kelnish]

http://marriage4everyone.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/chart.png


What is this a chart of and what's the source and how was the information derived?

[I3uster]

I get to swear at my customers, it's great.

tbh if i worked in your branche id carry a knife

[Polly]

But don't you just loooove those fountains?

I will TAKE A SHIT IN THOSE FUCKING FOUNTAINS.

[Seika]

Yeah, but you're in betting. Swearwords are just kind of punctuation. They have no meaning.

[Kelnish]

I get to swear at my customers, it's great.
Wow I'd only tip you 15% instead of my normal 20-40% depending on the rounding and drunkeness!

[GhostDIGIT]

I want to murder him and all those who voted for him.

I'd rather have Deez Nuts as my mayor.
Sorry, but we have to have him be our president. He's the best choice.

[Fel]

I'd rather have Deez Nuts as my mayor.
i think this applies to all of us

[Seika]

i dont even know what the chart stands for but italy's position seems accurate enough
Rights of fags.

[Snow]

I will TAKE A SHIT IN THOSE FUCKING FOUNTAINS.
I know people who'd pay good money to see that.

[Polly]

i dont even know what the chart stands for but italy's position seems accurate enough

ILGA's rating of European countries' legal protection and recognition of LGBT+ people.

[Fel]

I know people who'd pay good money to see that.
is this the part where i awkwardly raise my hand?

[Daiki]

The French.

We absolutely do.


ive been to paris

people are nicer

You tryin to pick a fight son?


ive seen people stand up and help carrying a womans stroller without her having to desperately scan the environment or having to ask

We pay those people to do this so that our people would look like they care for each other in front of tourists.

[Polly]

Rights of fags.

Reported.

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is this the part where i awkwardly raise my hand?

This is the part where you leave and never come back.

[SeiKeo]

Have you actually been in the Blue Mosque Leo
http://i.imgur.com/x6mB1CA.jpg

[Strife ❤️]

http://www.cityam.com/sites/default/files/sites/default/files/content-editors/images/u41951/Sterling-vs-Euro-XUDLERS_chartbuilder.png

[I3uster]

being from a city everybody else in the country loathes i can empathize well with parisians

[Snow]

It kinda does look like a flowery china set from the inside.

[Fel]

This is the part where you leave and never come back.

Reported.

everything you say can and will be used against you

[Polly]

being from a city everybody else in the country loathes i can empathize well with parisians

Pretty sure that's true of every capital city in Yurop.

[I3uster]

lol turkey git gud

http://i.imgur.com/7TEZUCF.jpg

[Lace]

i hate my dad and i hate life

[Five_X]

http://i.imgur.com/x6mB1CA.jpg

>not taking a picture of the shitty carpet

[Kelnish]

being from a city everybody else in the country loathes i can empathize well with parisians
Being confused with someone from Boston, a city many people hate because they hate awesome or love tea, I too can understand your plight. I'm part of a group. Please let me part of a group. P-puh-please.

[Snow]

I hate my country right now because of the inhumane amount of reality shows airing at the same moment. And by inhumane amount I mean more than none.

[SeiKeo]

bonus hagia sophia cat

http://i.imgur.com/1XEYs0Cl.jpg

[I3uster]

Being confused with someone from Boston, a city many people hate because they hate awesome or love tea, I too can understand your plight. I'm part of a group. Please let me part of a group. P-puh-please.
if i let you be part of this group its no longer a group of cool people though

[Kelnish]

i hate my dad and i hate life
Maybe you should turn that frown upside down and have a good time!?!

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if i let you be part of this group its no longer a group of cool people though
I'm in Strife's Secret Society whose dealings are a mystery even if its existence isn't. It's a pretty cool bunch.

[GhostDIGIT]

i hate my dad and i hate life
Same.

[Kelnish]

if i let you be part of this group its no longer a group of cool people though
Also fuck you I'm cool.

[Lace]

Rights of fags.

ok seika

[Kelnish]

Is that word like the N word where they took it back?

[GhostDIGIT]

I can say fag if I'm Bi, right?

[Strife ❤️]

Mosques are ok I guess


http://threemillennia.com/wp-content/uploads/shutterstock_94421749.jpg

[I3uster]

how bi

theres a threshold you have to pass or theyll take away your license

[Daiki]

Please let me part of a group. P-puh-please.

Have you forgotten, Kel? You're part of the BL non-anonymous pantless drunkards 2015 club.

Oh, you probably forgot since we were wasted when we discussed this.


I can say fag if I'm Bi, right?

Why can't you mention cancer tubes if you like both genders?

[Snow]

Bernini hnnnnggggg.

[Lace]

Maybe you should turn that frown upside down and have a good time!?!

make me smile

[Daiki]

make me smile

don't ask for the impossible

[Seika]

The irony quotient needs to be sufficiently high. I fulfil the requirements by way of:

a) being gay.
2) being a mod
γ) having been part of the push for people to stop using twelve-year-olds' language.

No-one else is sufficiently ironic. Not even Leo.

[GhostDIGIT]

Why can't you mention cancer tubes if you like both genders?
Because the word fag has evolved into a derogatory term for homosexual.

[SeiKeo]

It's really hard when you're only ironic enough to call yourself slanty eyed. I feel like I still haven't achieved anything.

[GhostDIGIT]

Irony stopped being a thing a long time ago.

[Polly]

No-one else is sufficiently ironic. Not even Leo.

I can try.

[Frostyvale]

This is the part where you leave and never come back.
Absolutely true, actually.

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I can try.
You shouldn't.

[Polly]

You can't stop me.

[Lace]

The irony quotient needs to be sufficiently high. I fulfil the requirements by way of:

a) being gay.
2) being a mod
γ) having been part of the push for people to stop using twelve-year-olds' language.

No-one else is sufficiently ironic. Not even Leo.

in general, using oppressive language ironically doesnt make the language any less oppressive

but yes, you being gay changes the context very substantially since reclaiming terms is a thing

[Frostyvale]

I can discourage you, and then you'll stop yourself.

[Snow]

Go ahead child.

[Frostyvale]

in general, using oppressive language ironically doesnt make the language any less oppressive
Can you stop with this and go do something more interesting.

[black1blade]

My opinion of charlotte went like this:
first half of episode 1: OMFG this is **** hilarious. I missed you lulu!
2-5: meh waiting for bad stuff
6: I used some logic for this one (or was it at the end of 5...).
Ayumi=sick (1)
Writer=jun medea (2)
(2)-(1)=me=shouting at screen "you gonna die!" XD
7: okay this was quite entertaining.
8:meh engrish
9 and 10: Some of the powers are cool I guess.

[Kelnish]

make me smile
I had something for this.
Why feeding ducks on the back porch of a rental cabin is bad.
http://i.imgur.com/u2kTAbt.jpg

[Polly]

I can discourage you, and then you'll stop yourself.

Perhaps it's just a part of my evil plan to get myself permabanned.