Random Thoughts Thread

[SeiKeo]

You know that's a good thought but he's kind of beyond help crazy so I'd rather not
He's so dreamy though like serious. Great hair great jaw, great brain

[JetKinen]

Fuck me, i'm so out-of-shape that my knees are killing me after just a regular day.

Someone end my life

[Lace]

He's so dreamy though like serious. Great hair great jaw, great brain

He's also not good enough at sex to distract Starbuck from Apollo so there's that

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last time im changing my title for real now

[SeiKeo]

Auck Fpollo

[Vagrant]

I'll take my man Helo over any of them. His moral compass was impeccable.

Just don't fall for Blanders.

[Lace]

lets stop this talk before someone spoils me

[Historia]

So, I wrote this Claymore snippet. Not sure what to make of it.

“How far are we now?” the boy asked as he picked at his teeth with a twig he'd sharped, walking behind her as they now travelled in the direction everyone else was fleeing from.

“Not very.” Letting out a huff as he bounced it off one of her pauldrons, catching and snapping it in half, Galatea stared at the faces of those too afraid to meet her eyes as they passed them along on the other side of the road. Most of those fleeing were on foot with few worldly possessions hastily packed, and she locked eyes with the ones lucky enough to have luxury of horse-drawn carriage and cart.

“Don't you ever take one?” he said, hands behind his head as he now leaned around her side, looking up at her.

“No.” She quickened her pace, scowling when he managed to stay glued.

“Why not?”

Touching his chest, she pushed him back. “Because we aren't allowed such conveniences.” To her chagrin, the boy was right back to leaning around her side. He was making a rather stupid face, concentrating on something. “What is it...?”

“Your nose hairs are really long.”

She tripped him and he stumbled, complaining and calling her out on the offense, not bothering to brush himself off as he fell back in line behind her. Grumbling to himself, she wrinkled her nose and blew through her nostrils, a slight frown upon her lips.

They were not.

Next chapter material maybe...

[Vagrant]

Saying that Gina Inviere is totally beautiful and I'd care for her tenderly if she were my wife won't spoil anything, Lace.

Dat dark honey blonde hair.

[Lace]

I don't know who you're talking about but dully noted, sir

[Vagrant]

Hence why it is not a spoiler.

I don't envy you when you hit seasons 3 and 4 though. That's where it starts to draaaaaag.

[SeiKeo]

Saying that Gina Inviere is totally beautiful and I'd care for her tenderly if she were my wife won't spoil anything, Lace.

Dat dark honey blonde hair.
oh man that hair

[Vagrant]

I know, right? Daaaaaamn.

[Lace]

im dying my hair black u guys are dirty

[Vagrant]

Stroking hair is not dirty.

I love having my curly locks stroked gently. And a little scratch of the scalp? Heaven.

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Your hair is too blonde anyway. I'm talking raw honey blonde.

[GhostDIGIT]

She did dye it.

[Lace]

and its soon to be pink-streaked so eat my trifle ass

[Janx]

GenericMemeBasedUsername's avatar keeps making me think his posts are mine...

[just Beamu]

Did you have the same Avatar at some point?

[GhostDIGIT]

Downloading a lot of old strategy games.

[Janx]

Did you have the same Avatar at some point?

Until like...2 days ago, I had the same picture but zoomed in...and maybe a little more vibrant.

Then I was a bear, cause I felt like having a new avatar. He seemed kinda cool, but it seemed in-paws-ible to not make bear puns.

And now I'm a lewd elf.

[mAc Chaos]

“I am racist,” said Umno Supreme Council member Tan Sri Annuar Musa, when trying to justify the racial overtones of today’s “red shirt” rally in Kuala Lumpur.

However, he stressed that his “racism was based on Islam”.

Anuar, who was the last speaker at today’s “Himpunan Rakyat Bersatu”, said racism was allowed in Islam, except when it involved oppressing others.

The Malay community in Malaysia was the most tolerant ethnic group in the world, Anuar said, adding that in Indonesia, ethnic Chinese Indonesians were not even allowed to use Chinese names.

“I am racist but it’s racism based on Islam. Racism is allowed in Islam,” Annuar told reporters at the end of the rally at Padang Merbok, which he claimed attracted 250,000 people.

Annuar then quoted a hadith (a saying of the Prophet) on assobiyah (Arabic term for pride in one's tribe) which he interpreted as justifying racism.

Critics of today's rally have said it could incite ethnic tensions for its insistence on defending Malay supremacy and honour.
he would make a good tumblr user

[just Beamu]

Until like...2 days ago, I had the same picture but zoomed in...and maybe a little more vibrant.

Then I was a bear, cause I felt like having a new avatar. He seemed kinda cool, but it seemed in-paws-ible to not make bear puns.

And now I'm a lewd elf.

Why would you change from such a FABULOUS avatar? Traitor.

[Bobin]

Did you have the same Avatar at some point?
Try reading Janx' Tentaquest RP. You'll understand.

[GhostDIGIT]

Someone else had it. He desired to be unique.

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Like my fabulous avvie.

[Bobin]

Why would you change from such a FABULOUS avatar? Traitor.
Try reading all of Janx' RP. You'll understand.

[Janx]

Why would you change from such a FABULOUS avatar? Traitor.

I had it for a long while. It was mostly due to tentaquest. Since its sort of on hiatus for...this avatar's quest...a change seemed fitting.

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Try reading all of Janx' RP. You'll understand.

Sadly I still need to do a proper index for book 2.

Its just so loooong.

[Nikiri]

This Astolfo fanart is Tusia's work, isn't it?

[mAc Chaos]

i have the next greatest avatar ready to go

im just waiting for the right moment to use it

[Viz]

Janx doesn't want to use the same avatar as someone else.

[Janx]

i have the next greatest avatar ready to go

im just waiting for the right moment to use it

I still miss your old kotomine smile. It always had me rejoicing.

[just Beamu]

This Astolfo fanart is Tusia's work, isn't it?


Yes.

[Bobin]

I'm still surprised that Janx managed to find a SFW-ish Dark Elf art. That's like shifting through an entire desert looking for a single grain of rice.

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*Shifting through an entire desert of rice for a single grain of sand.

[Janx]

I'm still surprised that Janx managed to find a SFW-ish Dark Elf art. That's like shifting through an entire desert looking for a single grain of rice.

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*Shifting through an entire desert of rice for a single grain of sand.

I'd call it pretty SFW in general. Everything is covered and her pose is not suggestive.

But yeah, requied lots of searching. I actually have another pic or 2 of the same char by the same artist, but they aren't as nice.

[just Beamu]

Try reading all of Janx' RP. You'll understand.


Never really liked RPs.

[Rocket Burrito]

You'll love Janx' Tentaquest, it's a CYOA.

[just Beamu]

You'll love Janx' Tentaquest, it's a CYOA.


Never like those ever unfortunately.

Also, on an unrelated note, is Der Ritter a troll to everyone or is he actually fixated on calling me a faggot repeatedly?

[Rocket Burrito]

Never like those ever unfortunately.

Also, on an unrelated note, is Der Ritter a troll to everyone or is he actually fixated on calling me a faggot repeatedly?
He's a troll, just let him be, report him if you ever feel offended, Seika endorses such actions.

[Bobin]

Never like those ever unfortunately.

Also, on an unrelated note, is Der Ritter a troll to everyone or is he actually fixated on calling me a faggot repeatedly?
He really doesn't mean anything by it. It's nothing personal. He just loves speaking internet.

[Rocket Burrito]

It's like satirical humour.

[Snow]

I'll take my man Helo over any of them. His moral compass was impeccable.
Good taste right here.

Gaius is also squishable, and so is GP. C6 is the pinnacle of robotic perfection, but Gina being a meganekko shifts the scales in her favor.

And I'd adopt every single Raider and Centurion, they're just too cute.

[Ivan The Mouse]

I was thinking of starting my own CYOA, but the idea will put some people off by how ridiculous it is.

[Lace]

It's like satirical humour.

That is not how it works

but also reminds me of this from yesterday


I want to make a general announcement to the the thread. It consists of three words: satire, irony, sarcasm.

Just ... mull those words over, OK?

[Rocket Burrito]

That is not how it works

but also reminds me of this from yesterday
Sorry. :(

[Seika]

I'm enjoying all the ways people have taken that post.

[Lace]

It can be perceived in quite many, that's true

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http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/5730-Tentaquest-%28A-Tentacle-Romance-Quest%29/page10

a god hecking mess you people are a mess a hecking mess

[Rocket Burrito]

There are only so many ways to slice a burrito to shreds.

[Lace]

In the beginning you were just a toy to me. I was just a fiend who lived to fill quivering female holes with tentacles.

However, you quickly showed me there was more to you than that. I’ve quickly become very attached to you over our journey. I barely even get the urge to tentacle rape anyone anymore.

The succubus was an exception due to the circumstances. She attacked me and I had to defend myself in any way I could.

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romantic

[Seika]

http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/5730-Tentaquest-%28A-Tentacle-Romance-Quest%29/page10

a god hecking mess you people are a mess a hecking mess
Stop linking to pages instead of posts: everyone switches up their posts per page setting so that can take two different people to two completely different places in a thread.

[Christemo]

http://i.imgur.com/mkvgL4s.jpg

[Lace]

Stop linking to pages instead of posts: everyone switches up their posts per page setting so that can take two different people to two completely different places in a thread.

i didnt mean to link to a specific page, just the thread in general

[Dullahan]

casually watching RahXephon with the imouto

weird shit happens and I'm like "welcome to the rice fields motherfucker"

turns out she handles early 2000s mindfuck anime somewhat better than I would have expected

[Christemo]

Why watch pussy Evangelion when you could just watch Evangelion.

[Fel]

Show her Lain and Eva.

[Dullahan]

Because RahXephon intrigues me and I haven't seen it yet

[Christemo]

Its literally just trying to be Eva really hard and failing

[Dullahan]

Its literally just trying to be Eva really hard and failing

so was rebuild

and I liked that

[Christemo]

Yeah but at least Rebuild was Anno, and yeah I liked rebuild (Specifically, 1st movie was a slightly worse recycle, 2nd was baaaaaaad, 3rd was fucking glorious).

Rahxephon's director is just really really sad that he isnt Anno.

[Lace]

show her eva and to lead the path into a nasty life of anime

[Spinach]

2nd was baaaaaaad

this is a public warning

[Dullahan]

Yeah but at least Rebuild was Anno, and yeah I liked rebuild (Specifically, 1st movie was a slightly worse recycle, 2nd was baaaaaaad, 3rd was fucking glorious).

Rahxephon's director is just really really sad that he isnt Anno.

Anno spent the 1990s being really really sad that he was Anno, so


show her eva and to lead the path into a nasty life of anime

she's seen rebuild

[Lace]

she's seen rebuild

has she seen EoE

[Christemo]

Anno spent the 1990s being really really sad that he was Anno, so

Yeah I too miss super depressed genius Anno

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this is a public warning

Asuka is trash

[Lace]

just show her all the things, at worst she'll end up on a forum like this and regret her life choices, its whatevs its fine nbd

[Spinach]

Asuka is trash

woh said anything about asuka, you dumpster

[Lace]

Asuka is trash

what the fuck

[Historia]

Misato best alcoholic

[Vagrant]

Jesus Fucking Christ Chris, how is your taste so awful? 2nd was great. Asuka is great. Mari was great.

Don't be a Reicist.

[Lace]

I'm not watching Rebuild till the final movie comes out so I can't say anything about that but yes, Asuka is, in fact, great

[Marmadillo]

Soryu is great, Shikinami sucks.

[Christemo]

Yeah that

[Snow]

Maya is best girl.

[SeiKeo]

@Lace


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VFfz0WMziU

[Lace]

But How Can Quiet Hum if Our Eyes Aren't Real

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someones gonna make a Quiet cosplay asmr video im telling u

[Seika]

I've recently let my nails grow out beyond my fingertips for the first time in years (or, more accurately, haven't been bothered with cutting them). I'm considering that they could look nice, but this seems like it would take effort and just pruning them like normal would be easier.

[Lace]

If you don't bite your nails its not that much effort to have them look nice

[Seika]

I think you seriously underestimate my dedication to laziness.

[Elthanes]

this is a public warning

He's right.
3rd was even worse though.

[Lace]

I think you seriously underestimate my dedication to laziness.

No, but really. If you just let them keep growing and maybe nail file once every few months they'll usually look fine

[Five_X]

I think you seriously underestimate my dedication to laziness.

I'm 98% sure Spinach has said almost that exact sentence at some point!

[SeiKeo]

After multiple rewatchings I must admit that I just can't manage to adore Rebuild to the same degree of the series.
It's your own fault if it doesn't hit late middle school/early hs intro anime nostalgia.

[Lace]

Elementary school intro anime nostalgia

[SeiKeo]

epic mindreading bro
It's a case generalization.

[Snow]

Why is this Freemasonry business so hard?

[Lace]

and as promised, GOP debate trump memes

https://twitter.com/realtimwilliams/status/644322885914525696

[Snow]

and as promised, GOP debate trump memes

https://twitter.com/realtimwilliams/status/644322885914525696
He should replace Emilia Clarke as Daenerys .

http://i.imgur.com/ptmrmEA.webm (http://i.imgur.com/ptmrmEA.webm)

[Skull]

Huh, on the way home from work I came across a house that had fan art of Sailor Moon in the window.

What a weird world.

[Ivan The Mouse]

On my local anime goods store, they're offering a Love Live poster for 20 pesos. That's absurdly cheap already.

But I fear that it might kick-start a spending habit for me. Should I buy it?

[SeiKeo]

Get stopped walking across campus. "Hey are you in engineering or computer science?" asks some girl holding a camera. "Uh, no, thanks."

She didn't stop all the white people ahead or behind me.

#notallasians

[I3uster]

u look like a nerd

[Lace]

fucked up tbh

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that ur not in engineering that is lmao

[SeiKeo]

Should I take this from you?

[Lace]

Im just a casual highschool dropout waiting to marry a millionaire whose heart pills I can hide

so yes

[Seika]

Should I take this from you?
No. Give it back, thief.

[Snow]

Get stopped walking across campus. "Hey are you in engineering or computer science?" asks some girl holding a camera. "Uh, no, thanks."

She didn't stop all the white people ahead or behind me.

#notallasians
What do you study?

[SeiKeo]

What do you study?
Economics

#stillasian

[Lace]

Just you wait till I inherit his wealth and our positions are reversed Mr. Leopard

[SeiKeo]

Just you wait till I inherit his wealth and our positions are reversed Mr. Leopard
It'll probably all go to his son from his first wife.

[Snow]

Or the nanny.

[Lace]

anyways im having a real life till sunday so peace loaers

[SeiKeo]

bye kay

[Snow]

byee :*

[Five_X]

Geordies really are as weird as they say.

[Skull]

Got a new haircut today. Have I finally discovered the secret to being stylish?

...Probably not :(

[GhostDIGIT]

What kind of haircut?

[mAc Chaos]

Economics

#stillasian

good save

[Skull]

What kind of haircut?
Just a trim, for an upcoming wedding.

It still reaches the back of my neck, probably should have asked for more than 3 inches cut off.

[Ivan The Mouse]

I feel like I need to sleep now.

[Seika]

I am staring at the BGII map and trying to reconcile it with canon 2e Amn, and I am having a hell of a time of it.

[Lace]

bye kay

why do you want me to be gay so bad

[SeiKeo]

why do you want me to be gay so bad
The hell?

[Strife ❤️]

You're both german and post in lower case.

imo u r kay

[SeiKeo]

I have no idea how you're drawing that conclusion.

[Break]

why do you want me to be gay so bad

just become bi, enjoy the best of both worlds

[Strife ❤️]

just become bi, enjoy the best of both worlds



I find anal kind of icky.

.

[Five_X]

I am staring at the BGII map and trying to reconcile it with canon 2e Amn, and I am having a hell of a time of it.

Considering the Spellplague, basically anything goes. It's kinda hard to accept any geographical representation if Faerun as "canon" now after all that's happened, anyhow.

[GhostDIGIT]

Goddammit, Install you ancient game!

[Lace]

the joke is that kay is gay

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(and im not)

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((because im also not kay im just a humble pile of trifle))

[mAc Chaos]

gay4today

[just Beamu]

just become bi, enjoy the best of both worlds

I kinda wanna sig this. It's magnificent.

[SeiKeo]

the joke is that kay is gay

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(and im not)

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((because im also not kay im just a humble pile of trifle))
except the joke somehow relies on me 'wanting you to be gay' which has nothing to do with the actual joke of you posting exactly like kay there

[Strife ❤️]

literally just kay

[Seika]

Considering the Spellplague, basically anything goes. It's kinda hard to accept any geographical representation if Faerun as "canon" now after all that's happened, anyhow.
Spellplague is wholly irrelevant to 1369DR Amn.

[Break]

.

Anal isnt the only thing you can do without a vagina, Strife-chan.

[Lace]

http://www.amazon.com/SJWs-Always-Lie-Taking-Thought-ebook/dp/B014GMBUR4


It analyzes well-known SJW attacks as well as the two most successful examples of resistance to the SJW Narrative, #GamerGate and Sad Puppies.

is this like the epic documentary the sarkeesian effect except its made by the next loser in line

[Bobin]

Anal isnt the only thing you can do without a vagina, Strife-chan.

I want sig this too. Preserve it in all its glory.

[Lace]

except the joke somehow relies on me 'wanting you to be gay' which has nothing to do with the actual joke of you posting exactly like kay there

the joke relies on people unironically thinking were the same person

but its ok its cool you can just not laugh ill be drinking my milk over here its whatevs

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Anal isnt the only thing you can do without a vagina, Strife-chan.

get out

[Elthanes]

http://www.amazon.com/SJWs-Always-Lie-Taking-Thought-ebook/dp/B014GMBUR4

is this like the epic documentary the sarkeesian effect except its made by the next loser in line

Ok who taught /pol/ how to write and publish books?

[Break]

get out

thats not how it works

[Elthanes]

the joke relies on people unironically thinking were the same person

Kinda likely

[Bobin]

tbh before kay started posing again I thought Lace was namechanged kay.

[Snow]

Purple is not real guys.

[GhostDIGIT]

Yes, I finally got it to work! Oh wait, it's stuck on the intro thing. Fuck!

[Nobody]

Rewatching Pretty Little Liars (Season 1 was great), and reading the books since I heard the girls weren't as innocent as in the show. Liking it so far.

[GhostDIGIT]

My knowledge of PLL is just "oh my god A knows about this"

[Five_X]

Spellplague is wholly irrelevant to 1369DR Amn.

Ah, got my events mixed up - I meant the Time of Troubles. But regardless, there are plenty of things throughout the Forgotten Realms that comes into contradiction, and geography is only the beginning of that.

[Lace]

This web series (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4QzRfvkJZ4)I discovered today is about lesbian vampires and it's pretty cool

[Break]

sounds tumblr-y

[GhostDIGIT]

It's not making me want to delete the tab so it's doing something right.

[Ratman]

Still Better Web Series Than Moon Over June

[GhostDIGIT]

...Da fuck is that?

[Ratman]

You really, really don't want to know.

[Lace]

its good u haters

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sounds tumblr-y

because it has uh.. lesbians..? and vampires? Uhh

[Kirby]

This is something


http://40.media.tumblr.com/da2a9af2c245b81c227e80b6773fdd60/tumblr_inline_nutr5fPgam1rl14ev_500.png

http://40.media.tumblr.com/18d57f75e7584b02d44b4ad771d1c41a/tumblr_inline_nutra9ZvDo1rl14ev_500.png
http://40.media.tumblr.com/e36503df861238b1f8cc12ca1f53ccb6/tumblr_inline_nutra2k7KB1rl14ev_500.png

[Break]

because it has uh.. lesbians..? and vampires? Uhh

the combination of the two makes it.

But yeah im just going off your description there, i didnt watch it yet.

Also i literally only use tumblr to follow porn artists, pornstars and Tusia lol


Now that i think about it, in almost every major vampire-featuring work, the female vampires show some lesbian streaks. Well, its not so surprising when you think about how a lot of vampire novels are basically sneaky substitutes for erotic novels.

[GhostDIGIT]

Carmilla just showed up. Are things going to eventually get exciting?

[Lace]

This is something


http://40.media.tumblr.com/da2a9af2c245b81c227e80b6773fdd60/tumblr_inline_nutr5fPgam1rl14ev_500.png

http://40.media.tumblr.com/18d57f75e7584b02d44b4ad771d1c41a/tumblr_inline_nutra9ZvDo1rl14ev_500.png
http://40.media.tumblr.com/e36503df861238b1f8cc12ca1f53ccb6/tumblr_inline_nutra2k7KB1rl14ev_500.png

i told you about the asmr dog

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stop it break

[Break]

This is something


http://40.media.tumblr.com/da2a9af2c245b81c227e80b6773fdd60/tumblr_inline_nutr5fPgam1rl14ev_500.png

http://40.media.tumblr.com/18d57f75e7584b02d44b4ad771d1c41a/tumblr_inline_nutra9ZvDo1rl14ev_500.png
http://40.media.tumblr.com/e36503df861238b1f8cc12ca1f53ccb6/tumblr_inline_nutra2k7KB1rl14ev_500.png

What is it with the japanese and their fixation on ear cleaning?

[GhostDIGIT]

Chokoa Crunch and Soy Tasty?

[Break]

i told you about the asmr dog

How would that work


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stop it break
you know you like it

[Kirby]

you know you like it
Oh dear.

[Nobody]

My knowledge of PLL is just "oh my god A knows about this"
Well, yeah. That with some random life ruining drama and all. It's also sort of nostalgic. It's actually pretty good, plus PLL is how I actually met and befriended my first friend in high school.

[SeiKeo]

i told you about the asmr dog

I told you about the ASMR, dog.

[just Beamu]

This is something


http://40.media.tumblr.com/da2a9af2c245b81c227e80b6773fdd60/tumblr_inline_nutr5fPgam1rl14ev_500.png

http://40.media.tumblr.com/18d57f75e7584b02d44b4ad771d1c41a/tumblr_inline_nutra9ZvDo1rl14ev_500.png
http://40.media.tumblr.com/e36503df861238b1f8cc12ca1f53ccb6/tumblr_inline_nutra2k7KB1rl14ev_500.png

Were you looking for those results? Cause I kinda question how you would find it otherwise.

[Snow]

ASMR sounds...interesting.

[SeiKeo]

wait omg call of duty anime girl whisper

[Kirby]

Were you looking for those results? Cause I kinda question how you would find it otherwise.
I found it on a guy's blog that I stalk

[GhostDIGIT]

What's with this sudden angst? Well, what's her name was confined to her home by her protective father.

[Break]

ASMR sounds...interesting.

its soundporn.

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What's with this sudden angst? Well, what's her name was confined to her home by her protective father.

Was her home a tower and does she have freakishly long hair?

[Elthanes]

its good u haters

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because it has uh.. lesbians..? and vampires? Uhh

webseries + vampires
I can based on this predict that it's mostlikely not going to be my kind of vampires.

[GhostDIGIT]

....Da fuck is that weird siren?

[just Beamu]

I only ever heard of ASMR from a video from Cracked.

[JetKinen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhIktlZt9MQ

RAW is Miku

[GhostDIGIT]

webseries + vampires
I can based on this predict that it's mostlikely not going to be my kind of vampires.
The Strain kind of vampire or the Dracula kind of vampire?

[Snow]

I just googled nsfw asmr and there's like 50 videos of some asian woman licking a lollipop.

[Lace]

theres a lot of asmr blowjob sounds videos

[Break]

I only ever heard of ASMR from a video from Cracked.

Funny, thats how i learned about it too

[Lace]

wait omg call of duty anime girl whisper

yes go on

[Break]

theres a lot of asmr blowjob sounds videos

if i want fake blowjob sounds, i just play an eroge

at least they do it professionally

thinking of which, wonder what tricks they use for that.

[SeiKeo]

yes go on
​tango down, senapi

[GhostDIGIT]

Those two weird frat guys better be gay.

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Weird motto.

[Lace]

​tango down, senapi

dont you just wish to have an anime girl licking your ears when youre playing cod

[Snow]

theres a lot of asmr blowjob sounds videos
Unfortunately that doesn't do it for me.

[Elthanes]

The Strain kind of vampire or the Dracula kind of vampire?

WoD vampires. Humanity spiraling down all that
Haven't watched Strain, is it good?

[SeiKeo]

dont you just wish to have an anime girl licking your ears when youre playing cod
Well, y'know, yeah. Preferably she's also playing though since otherwise I'd feel guilty for ignoring her.

[Snow]

Well, y'know, yeah. Preferably she's also playing though since otherwise I'd feel guilty for ignoring her.
Gentleman right here.

[Break]

Well, y'know, yeah. Preferably she's also playing though since otherwise I'd feel guilty for ignoring her.

Will you argue about her earlicking distracting you when she kills you?

[GhostDIGIT]

WoD vampires. Humanity spiraling down all that
Haven't watched Strain, is it good?
WoD? The Strain is good there are some parts that are bad but it's mostly good. Although the vamps in it are more like intelligent zombies.

[Lace]

Well, y'know, yeah. Preferably she's also playing though since otherwise I'd feel guilty for ignoring her.

How can she lick your ears and play at the same time

This is why Homura can't find happiness

[SeiKeo]

How can she lick your ears and play at the same time

This is why Homura can't find happiness
Look, I could try and figure this out, but you'd call me creepy. Probably correctly.

[Elthanes]

WoD? The Strain is good there are some parts that are bad but it's mostly good. Although the vamps in it are more like intelligent zombies.

World of Darkness.
Will check The Strain out

[Snow]

Look, I could try and figure this out, but you'd call me creepy. Probably correctly.
It can't be too hard.

[just Beamu]

How can she lick your ears and play at the same time

This is why Homura can't find happiness
Years of experience.

[SeiKeo]

It can't be too hard.
It isn't.

[Lace]

Look, I could try and figure this out, but you'd call me creepy. Probably correctly.

I read through the tentacle quest, my skin has hardened enough by now

e: why didnt they just commit to paladin monogamy

[Snow]

It isn't.
Guess it would be pretty easy while playing HOMM3 or something. Hotseat.

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That Necropolis theme is pretty arousing tbh

[Break]

Isnt that the thing when she sits on your lap while you two play?

[Snow]

Isnt that the thing when she sits on your lap while you two play?
Hotseat? It's a multiplayer style that turn based games have, where people take turns playing on the same machine.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVeUHTQE63g
This teacher is such a buzzkill.

[Elthanes]

Guess it would be pretty easy while playing HOMM3 or something. Hotseat.

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That Necropolis theme is pretty arousing tbh

You could also play Civ and get wiped out by Ghandi

[GhostDIGIT]

Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!

[just Beamu]

You could also play Civ and get wiped out by Ghandi

How do you get wiped out by Ghandi? Please tell me it involves him summoning Hindu gods and laying waste to the lands with incredible divine power. Cuz that'd be cool.

[Kirby]

How do you get wiped out by Ghandi? Please tell me it involves him summoning Hindu gods and laying waste to the lands with incredible divine power. Cuz that'd be cool.

Gandhi’s obsession with nuclear bombing in the series was first noted in the sequel title Civilization II, wherein India would often evolve into the most hostile civilization during the mid to late stages of a match. Cause of this was a glitch in the artificial intelligence (A.I.) settings for Gandhi’s aggression level. Despite starting with the lowest level of aggression to reflect Gandhi’s historical legacy of pacifism, as the game progresses towards the Modern Era the Indian civilization would often become more hostile and confrontational towards other leaders as a result of a coding error. At that point in the game Gandhi’s already low aggression value would lower into a negative value in the game’s code, at which point the error caused Gandhi’s aggression to underflow into the highest setting just as the level of military aggression begins to wane across the world in the game. With the advents of strategic nuclear weaponry in the Atomic Era, Gandhi’s hyperaggression typically leads to rampant threats and use of nuclear bombs on other civilizations, earning him an odd reputation of being a nuke-obsessive warmonger.
boop

[just Beamu]

^I will choose to interpret this as him getting hold of a Brahmastra and nuking the fuck out of everyone. It keeps me warm at night.

[GhostDIGIT]

Awww, a bunch of cool shit happened off-screen.

[Break]

Hotseat? It's a multiplayer style that turn based games have, where people take turns playing on the same machine.
.

Oh, that makes sense.
Is there an actual name for the thing i meant?

[Janx]

I read through the tentacle quest, my skin has hardened enough by now

e: why didnt they just commit to paladin monogamy

I really do need to properly finish that index some day.

[just Beamu]

It occurs to me that despite being American I prefer British spellings of most words. Especially Aluminum vs Aluminium. And the butchered letter U.

[GhostDIGIT]

Is Laura making a sockpuppet show of Carmilla's death or am I hallucinating?

[just Beamu]

I even prefer the metric system over imperial measurements. What kind of Eaglelander am I if I can't complain about and be confused by the metric system? Blasphemy.

[Sesto]

Pam's face when Jim came back made me tear up

They are the cutest

[Janx]

I even prefer the metric system over imperial measurements. What kind of Eaglelander am I if I can't complain about and be confused by the metric system? Blasphemy.

As a canadian i've always learned the heights and weights of people in imperial, but everything else in metric.

[just Beamu]

As a canadian i've always learned the heights and weights of people in imperial, but everything else in metric.
But with heights and weights I'm assuming that everybody you live around doesn't scratch their heads in confusion as if they were suddenly showed a tablet in Ancient Egyptian?

[Janx]

But with heights and weights I'm assuming that everybody you live around doesn't scratch their heads in confusion as if they were suddenly showed a tablet in Ancient Egyptian?

Indeed. I've never heard a canadian describe their measurements in metric unless talking to a european.

[just Beamu]

Indeed. I've never heard a canadian describe their measurements in metric unless talking to a european.
But at least they have a basic understanding of what those measurements are. I'm pretty sure at least half of the reason we don't know metric measurements is due to stubbornness.

[GhostDIGIT]

Me listening and watching a vid in the car.

Big sis: Don't you have earphones?

Me: Haha haha!

Big sis: That was a serious question.

Me: I gave you a serious answer.

Big sis: You broke them again!?

Me: Hahaha!

[GhostDIGIT]

She just gave me a pair of earphones. I hope they aren't surround.

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And they are surround. Whelp, no sense in throwing them away.

[just Beamu]

She just gave me a pair of earphones. I hope they aren't surround.

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And they are surround. Whelp, no sense in throwing them away.

What's wrong with surround?

[GhostDIGIT]

I just don't like it is all.

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Also, this lesbian vampire webshow is pretty decent. Wish they showed more than just a room though.

[just Beamu]

I just don't like it is all.

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Also, this lesbian vampire webshow is pretty decent. Wish they showed more than just a room though.

Everybody loves lesbian vampires.

[GhostDIGIT]

JP, noooooooo! You were so young! And stupid!

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Chokin' you bro. Just chokin' you bro.

Pure gold right there.

[Dullahan]

holy shit, these CoD:AW ear cleaning ASMR videos are cash

[just Beamu]

holy shit, these CoD:AW ear cleaning ASMR videos are cash


Enjoying the virtual earlicking are we?

[Kirby]

link?

I'm actually sorta curious as to how the hell you can have a CoD ASMR video

[Dullahan]

link?

I'm actually sorta curious as to how the hell you can have a CoD ASMR video

Currently listening to this one.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjAvnpCNq_0

The CoD aspects, as you'll see, are completely irrelevant and purely there for what I assume is IRONY or something. It's basically just Japanese ear-cleaning ASMR played over muted AW gameplay

look at this cool kid and his OHK sniper rifle, such skill

that said, I envy NothingOdd's shotgun skill, as displayed in his BO2 ASMR video. reminds me just how fucking good shotguns were in BO2 compared to the MW trilogy

[GhostDIGIT]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AObdNbNYoiQ
What a wonderful Christmas special.

[Janx]

Also, this lesbian vampire webshow is pretty decent. Wish they showed more than just a room though.

What is this?

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Currently listening to this one.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjAvnpCNq_0

The CoD aspects, as you'll see, are completely irrelevant and purely there for what I assume is IRONY or something. It's basically just Japanese ear-cleaning ASMR played over muted AW gameplay

look at this cool kid and his OHK sniper rifle, such skill

that said, I envy NothingOdd's shotgun skill, as displayed in his BO2 ASMR video. reminds me just how fucking good shotguns were in BO2 compared to the MW trilogy


Whats with the crumpled bag sound?

[GhostDIGIT]

Carmilla, it's a modern webshow adaption or something.

[Der Ritter]

Got laid off yesterday, probably shouldn't order any figures for a bit.*Sees Ultra-Act HERO's Ultraman on amazon* ... Must... Resist...

[GhostDIGIT]

JP is alive....Should have just left him destroyed.

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They definitely just had sex.

[GhostDIGIT]

This series is really improving.

[Spinach]

Once again circumstance has me rewatching UBW on netflix.

I'm keeping my nephews and apparently my big brother puts the littler one to bed by having him watch One Piece until he falls asleep. Sadly for my nephew, I don't have any One Piece episodes or the drive to go DL some, and netflix doesn't have it either, so he gets UBW.

The older nephew asked lots of questions, and I'm sure I set him down the right path. Now he knows that Berserker is the good guy and Saber is the bad guy and he cheered for Berserker until he fell asleep.

im the best uncle

[GhostDIGIT]

Based Spin Spin.

[just Beamu]

Once again circumstance has me rewatching UBW on netflix.

I'm keeping my nephews and apparently my big brother puts the littler one to bed by having him watch One Piece until he falls asleep. Sadly for my nephew, I don't have any One Piece episodes or the drive to go DL some, and netflix doesn't have it either, so he gets UBW.

The older nephew asked lots of questions, and I'm sure I set him down the right path. Now he knows that Berserker is the good guy and Saber is the bad guy and he cheered for Berserker until he fell asleep.

im the best uncle

Yet your work is not done. You must convert the young one while he is still easily influenced! Twist their minds with false hopes and hollow promises until they are too entranced by the nasuverse to ever leave.

[Spinach]

The instant they came into my room they saw my Sakura nendos and the older one asked if I like anime.

I love these kids.

[Snow]

I wish my little cousin wanted to watch anime other than Pokemon. I need someone on my level to discuss things with dammit.

[Der Ritter]

I hope I can be as cool an uncle as Spin once my nephew's old enough.

[just Beamu]

I wish my little cousin wanted to watch anime other than Pokemon. I need someone on my level to discuss things with dammit.

Offer to take them to see a movie and then secretly bring them home to watch a shitload of anime. That's how I'd corrupt my eleven younger cousins if not for the fact that I despise children.

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I hope I can be as cool an uncle as Spin once my nephew's old enough.

Can anybody​ be as good an uncle as Spin Spin-chan?

[Der Ritter]

Most of my cousins are too old for me too mold in my twisted alien image of man. Like, the youngest one's right now are literally only a months old, so there's that, but I don't really visit my relatives houses that much so that's a bust.

[just Beamu]

Most of my cousins are too old for me too mold in my twisted alien image of man. Like, the youngest one's right now are literally only a months old, so there's that, but I don't really visit my relatives houses that much so that's a bust.

Of the eleven younger relatives mentioned, nine of them are in the single digits in terms of age. With another one on the way.

[GhostDIGIT]

The satisfaction of finally learning how to play a game and utterly destroying every enemy.

[Skull]

Note to self...

1) Get a bicycle.
2) Learn how to ride it.
3) ???
4) Profit.

[black1blade]

Started playing SMBX again. Making my 12th level and the second world will be finished then. Compared to the stuff that people post on the SMBX forum's, my stuff kinda sucks visually but I'm pretty sure the level design is okay. I did make most of the levels when I was like 10 tho. Kinda scared that my creativity has waned over the years but whatever.

[Snow]

Yesterday evening I actually went out! White wine, not beer, but it was okay. We ended up discussing quantum mechanics.

And I'll probably go on a trip somewhere in Europe next month, we just can't decide where yet.

[Ivan The Mouse]

There are times when I sometimes would rather die freezing in the snow outside than to deal with the risk of heatstroke everyday.

[Hen_Ichi]

As you can see, an adult woman can easily overpower a schoolgirl.LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

needs Seigi no Mikata personality.

[Christemo]

Update on little brother; He has a bacterial infection in the arm and has to be medicated 4 times daily for another 2 weeks, and is also required to sleep in the hospital, though he can come home and go to school and shit. I told him hes gonna have too much free time and offered him a book but he refused because hes still a twit.

[Snow]

Get well soon, little brother!

[Sesto]

Last night I had a dream where some rich Korean dude (kinda looked like Kim Jong-un but not sure if it was him) drove me and some other dudes around buying stuff for us. It was kinda weird tbh. At one point we went to Costco.

There was also a moment that involved a talking cat that was apparently spying on my(?) family for some organization. But I think that was part of a different dream.

[Ivan The Mouse]

There are some 2D girls that are simply too awkward to be in an H-doujin.

[just Beamu]

There are some 2D girls that are simply too awkward to be in an H-doujin.

Like who?

[Break]

There are some 2D girls that are simply too awkward to be in an H-doujin.

Thats definately not true.

[just Beamu]

Thats definately not true.

Break-chan doesn't discriminate.
He'll fap to any doujin.

[Ivan The Mouse]

Like who?

Uzuki Shimamura, for starters. But that's just an opinion of mine.

[Nikiri]

Break-chan doesn't discriminate.
He'll fap to any doujin.

This post combined with your signature makes a good combination.

[just Beamu]

This post combined with your signature makes a good combination.

It does, doesn't it?

I'm honestly kinda waiting for Break to say something similiar and amusing so I can sig some more of his material.

[Ivan The Mouse]

I feel like writing a short non-TM romance fanfiction.

[just Beamu]

I feel like writing a short non-TM romance fanfiction.

Go for it man. Make it all about traps just for the hell of it.

[Strife ❤️]

http://i.imgur.com/m5fIISu.jpg

Waiting on a navy blue band and an actual 6S to run the thing

many anime watch faces await

[Cruor]

dat the iWatch?

[just Beamu]

http://i.imgur.com/m5fIISu.jpg

Waiting on a navy blue band and an actual 6S to run the thing

many anime watch faces await

I have yet to meet anybody in person that actually has an apple watch. Probably has something to do with living on the middle of Bumfuck, Nowhere.

[Strife ❤️]

dat the iWatch?

ya

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They're slowly spreading around at work.