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Break
September 25th, 2015, 03:46 AM
Thats amazing in its own right.

Maybe he was a sentient computer.

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 03:46 AM
I like how his only visitor is banned. Deepens the conspiracy.

Nikiri
September 25th, 2015, 03:48 AM
Bittersweet = C_V

It was fun when that shit was revealed.

Marmadillo
September 25th, 2015, 03:49 AM
Storytime pls
Huh? About gamecreater? You'll find about it in the BL history thread with links provided. I can't do it justice here.

Sunara
September 25th, 2015, 03:49 AM
Who would you say is the scariest?
Maybe its my ego (or paranoia) speaking but maybe me?


I'm afraid it'd be a bit gossipy if I wrote that.

Ah, no who's the scariest competition?

Most of the BL peeps I've met don't seem scary except for a couple who triggered red flag warnings. (no one here atm.)

Break
September 25th, 2015, 03:49 AM
I like how his only visitor is banned. Deepens the conspiracy.

That was just C_V from the time he roleplayed as a girl for ban evasion. Its why the policy on ban evasion became so strict for a while and Leo lost his modhood.

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 03:49 AM
Bittersweet = C_V

It was fun when that shit was revealed.
Bs was a sockpuppet G.I.R.L., iirc?

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sniped!

Cruor
September 25th, 2015, 03:50 AM
That only commentator is there because I randomly mentioned him (Xoal) in irc and explained he was a lurker from even before I joined the forum and still visited regularly and I began remembering his name because he was always in GD. Everyone in the channel collectively went wtf and that person well, tried talking to him.

I really miss him.

just Beamu
September 25th, 2015, 03:51 AM
Maybe its my ego speaking but maybe me?

How are you the scariest? You're like one of the nicest people I've seen on here.

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 03:53 AM
I really miss him.
The greatest story never told.

Cruor
September 25th, 2015, 03:55 AM
Well, I've been here so long I really miss a lot of people because I like everyone~

GhostDIGIT
September 25th, 2015, 03:55 AM
Even me?

Fel
September 25th, 2015, 03:56 AM
Well, I've been here so long I really miss a lot of people because I like everyone~

Awwww. I will never leave you, Croor.

Sunara
September 25th, 2015, 03:59 AM
How are you the scariest? You're like one of the nicest people I've seen on here.
I thought I scare people with my weirdness or habit of sharing TMI sometimes? That and I'm a little paranoid of what others think...

just Beamu
September 25th, 2015, 04:01 AM
I thought I scare people with my weirdness or habit of sharing TMI sometimes? That and I'm a little paranoid of what others think...

You're on a forum with a bunch of nerds. Let your oddities run free! Embrace them!

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 04:02 AM
Wow, you beat my record. I was a lurker from like November 2009 to April 2009. Except I didn't join because I was too shy.

I only looked when a new UBW episode was out to see people get mad at it though

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oh right the longest lurker here was this one guy hold up can't remember his name I'll think of it soon come on BL history powers

Rocket Burrito??

Sunara
September 25th, 2015, 04:03 AM
Well, I've been here so long I really miss a lot of people because I like everyone~
Funny how that happens. I was on another forum and there was a user who liked to troll & argue with 'facts'... Annoying at first but grew on you in a weird sort of way. Actually sort of missed him after he got banned.

Break
September 25th, 2015, 04:04 AM
Well, I've been here so long I really miss a lot of people because I like everyone~

I miss Food
And Leo's old self
And Roadbuster

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 04:05 AM
The only funny story I have is that when I first joined I thought Bridget was a lesbian feminist lmao

Break
September 25th, 2015, 04:07 AM
The only funny story I have is that when I first joined I thought Bridget was a lesbian feminist lmao

Thats what you get for not playing enough Guilty Gear

Fel
September 25th, 2015, 04:07 AM
The only funny story I have is that when I first joined I thought Bridget was a lesbian feminist lmao

how the fuck???

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 04:08 AM
i was confused & young

Marmadillo
September 25th, 2015, 04:10 AM
The only funny story I have is that when I first joined I thought Bridget was a lesbian feminist lmao
Travesty, Akiha is all about nii-san.

Sunara
September 25th, 2015, 04:11 AM
Rocket Burrito??
Why is it that name still makes me think of a blender I used to call 'Rocket Launcher Blender'
I keep thinking 'Rocket Launcher Burrito Blender'.... -.-;

Break
September 25th, 2015, 04:12 AM
Why did you name a blender...

Cruor
September 25th, 2015, 04:12 AM
Funny how that happens. I was on another forum and there was a user who liked to troll & argue with 'facts'... Annoying at first but grew on you in a weird sort of way. Actually sort of missed him after he got banned.

Sounds like Dartz. Who I did miss when he was gone!

Actually funny story, one guy (technically he was a very active user who posted a lot in places I did) who hadn't visited the forum in 4 years came back sometime in October last year. I recognized him instantly. He was like holy shit. Too bad he disappeared a month later once more :(

There's a reason I am called the BL historian! Well, technically, I often have a very different view of events so everybody says I'm wrong and senile when I say my interpretation of things D:

Christemo
September 25th, 2015, 04:14 AM
Thats because you actually are senile.

Sunara
September 25th, 2015, 04:20 AM
Why did you name a blender...
It was a 'Rocket" brand blender that I happened to misread one time during an early shift at work. Saw launcher instead of blender...

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There's a reason I am called the BL historian! Well, technically, I often have a very different view of events so everybody says I'm wrong and senile when I say my interpretation of things D:
That used to happen with me with RL events and things I remembered existing & others didn't. Like a movie that everyone else claimed didn't exist but I remembered watching it...

For a short while as a kid, I thought reality was being altered or I was jumping realities without realizing it... -.-;

Cruor
September 25th, 2015, 04:23 AM
Thats because you actually are senile.

hey as long as it comes to game text itself and discussions i was in I remember everything! its just remembering other peoples arguments from years/months ago and those dumb extra materials thats annoying as shit and I often get it backwards >_>

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 04:26 AM
ur like 21 dont worry ur not senile

Christemo
September 25th, 2015, 04:27 AM
Cruor's been here for like 10 years he's a fossil.

Delzor
September 25th, 2015, 04:28 AM
I'll now be thinking of a blender everytime I see rocket burrito's posts.

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 04:30 AM
Cruor's been here for like 10 years he's a fossil.

He told me that but I'm just like .. weren't u a 12 yo when u joined like isnt that unhealthy

Christemo
September 25th, 2015, 04:30 AM
And tea.

And heavy drinking

asterism42
September 25th, 2015, 04:31 AM
Is there a way to combine tea and alcohol? Like an Irish Coffee but with tea.

Delzor
September 25th, 2015, 04:32 AM
To get wasted while feeling fancy all at the same time?

Christemo
September 25th, 2015, 04:33 AM
Is there a way to combine tea and alcohol? Like an Irish Coffee but with tea.

Make jaeger bombs with tea

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I cant vouch for the taste as I havent tried it

Sunara
September 25th, 2015, 04:34 AM
I'll now be thinking of a blender everytime I see rocket burrito's posts.

And tea.
Am I the only one that cracks up when I see posts that align right after each other like this...?

I need to sleep as my brain is short circuiting and everything seems funny.

Janx
September 25th, 2015, 04:36 AM
I thought I scare people with my weirdness or habit of sharing TMI sometimes? That and I'm a little paranoid of what others think...

You're on the same forum where a 70 page CYOA about a tentacle rape monster is popular.

I reaaaly don't think you have a weirdness problem.

Christemo
September 25th, 2015, 04:37 AM
I think anyone who unironically believes they have fey blood has a weirdness problem

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It's a worrying phenomenon, this narcissism of mine

I shouldnt talk I had wine as my only form for breakfast

Sunara
September 25th, 2015, 04:38 AM
Is there a way to combine tea and alcohol? Like an Irish Coffee but with tea.
Probably but most teas don't have a strong flavor by themselves. (Unless you buy the expensive type.) I wouldn't be surprised if you could seep tea in heated vodka or other alcohol. Not sure heating alcohol is advised...

Christemo
September 25th, 2015, 04:39 AM
Lol if you have never made tea with coffee with beer and uhm i think pepper

I dont drink beer or coffee so uh

Christemo
September 25th, 2015, 04:40 AM
Yes but your wine isn't alcoholic, that's my point

It was chilean, I think 13%?

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 04:44 AM
The only time alcohol is not disgusting is when it's in chocolate

Christemo
September 25th, 2015, 04:44 AM
Or all the other times you consume it

Fel
September 25th, 2015, 04:45 AM
The only time alcohol is not disgusting is when it's in chocolate

Literally shit taste

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 04:45 AM
ur right but have u considered

Also youre wrong

just Beamu
September 25th, 2015, 04:46 AM
I am incapable of consuming alcohol due to it not reacting well with my medication.

Sunara
September 25th, 2015, 04:46 AM
I think anyone who unironically believes they have fey blood has a weirdness problem
"..." The fact you looked up that post is weird too you know. XP

How do you know the Fey weren't once real? Or a categorization of a certain type of people? (personality-wise, genetic-wise, etc etc)

Christemo
September 25th, 2015, 04:47 AM
ur right but have u considered

Also youre wrong

Sorry I'm only and ever right.

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"..." The fact you looked up that post is weird too you know. XP

How do you know the Fey weren't once real? Or a categorization of a certain type of people? (personality-wise, genetic-wise, etc etc)

Magic isn't real tips meme

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 04:48 AM
Wacom drawing tablet for 100€ yay or nay?

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 04:50 AM
what the fuck is a fey

just Beamu
September 25th, 2015, 04:51 AM
what the fuck is a fey

Fairies.

Christemo
September 25th, 2015, 04:51 AM
what the fuck is a fey

Its the super edge speshul word for fairies

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 04:52 AM
Faye Wong

Cruor
September 25th, 2015, 04:52 AM
He told me that but I'm just like .. weren't u a 12 yo when u joined like isnt that unhealthy

like 14 >_>;

Also Satehi and KT were younger then even I when they joined!

Marmadillo
September 25th, 2015, 04:53 AM
The only time alcohol is not disgusting is when it's in chocolate
It's disgusting in chocolate.

Delzor
September 25th, 2015, 04:53 AM
Are you a fairy chris?

Sunara
September 25th, 2015, 04:53 AM
Magic isn't real tips meme
We'll just agree to disagree on that.

Good night peeps.

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 04:54 AM
Fairies.


Its the super edge speshul word for fairies

Sunara are u fairykin

but please dont answer that question with yes

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like 14 >_>;

Also Satehi and KT were younger then even I when they joined!

14 is pretty ok

I joined an eRP forum when I was like 12

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but the e was a very small e like it didnt even matter in most stories it just happened between characters sometimes

Janx
September 25th, 2015, 04:54 AM
Why are people bullying the fairy.

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 04:55 AM
I'm a brickwallkin don't judge.

Sunara
September 25th, 2015, 04:55 AM
Wacom drawing tablet for 100€ yay or nay?
Research it and what model & year it is. It might be over-priced. I own an older one that isn't as good as what's out there now.

Marmadillo
September 25th, 2015, 04:56 AM
Why are people bullying the fairy.
It's like an elf.

Cruor
September 25th, 2015, 04:58 AM
If you include other forums well, I think I can stretch it to 11 or so. But yeah only really regularly after like 13.

Satehi was like 13 when he started coming here supposedly. KT was 14 or so.

Sunara
September 25th, 2015, 04:59 AM
Its the super edge speshul word for fairies
Not quite true. It is supposed to cover all the species (elves, fairies, pixies, etc.) while fairies are just the small winged ones like Tinkerbell.

And the special word for fairies is faeries.

Christemo
September 25th, 2015, 04:59 AM
Sunara are u fairykin

but please dont answer that question with yes


I know Haseo is

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 05:00 AM
I know Haseo is

No, he's metrosexual

that's a sexual orientation now i guess because words dont matter

Delzor
September 25th, 2015, 05:00 AM
I know Haseo is

HA.

God damn it, I spilled my drink.

Sunara
September 25th, 2015, 05:02 AM
Why are people bullying the fairy.

It's like an elf.
They can't help it. Human nature seems to be naturally averse to the 'other' unless they are somewhat 'other' themselves.

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 05:03 AM
Research it and what model & year it is. It might be over-priced. I own an older one that isn't as good as what's out there now.
I think it's a recent model.

Janx
September 25th, 2015, 05:04 AM
They can't help it. Human nature seems to be naturally averse to the 'other' unless they are somewhat 'other' themselves.

Humans truly are such aweful creatures.

Cruor
September 25th, 2015, 05:10 AM
I know Haseo is

Wouldn't he be a Shadeem though :P

Christemo
September 25th, 2015, 05:10 AM
They can't help it. Human nature seems to be naturally averse to the 'other' unless they are somewhat 'other' themselves.

Or maybe believing in the little kid game of "I'm half x" is really dum.

Sunara
September 25th, 2015, 05:17 AM
I think it's a recent model.
Still seems over-priced unless its high end. You really should price match with new copies of that model and look at reviews.

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Or maybe believing in the little kid game of "I'm half x" is really dum.
You read too much into things.

I'm way too tired to hold a philosophical discussion atm.

Cruor
September 25th, 2015, 05:26 AM
Your too tired? Its past 5 am and I wanted to go to sleep 2 hours ago

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 05:35 AM
http://i.imgur.com/0hqPRog.png

Polly
September 25th, 2015, 05:40 AM
Your too tired? Its past 5 am and I wanted to go to sleep 2 hours ago

At this point you go big or go home.

So basically you should stay awake for the rest of the day.

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 05:43 AM
So basically git gud

Cruor
September 25th, 2015, 05:44 AM
youll tell me to go to sleep when you hear im now playing GO to keep me awake

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and technically staying up all night and day is my normal strategy of fixing sleep schedules

the problem is im doing something tomorrow/today

Polly
September 25th, 2015, 05:45 AM
youll tell me to go to sleep when you hear im now playing GO to keep me awake

I'm afraid that I'm way past caring. :(

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the problem is im doing something tomorrow/today

Today I work the shift from 5 PM till midnight, and tomorrow I have work starting 8:30 AM sharp.

Git gud.

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 05:48 AM
GO isn't even that bad when you look past how bad it is

Polly
September 25th, 2015, 05:49 AM
'Sub member'

Hehe

Ivan The Mouse
September 25th, 2015, 05:52 AM
Lately these days, I feel like my back wants to crumple or bend backwards and I want to go to sleep. I've had my medicine now and it has been weakened somewhat, but I still feel it.

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 05:53 AM
'Sub member'

Hehe

I get the joke but I don't get the reference

Polly
September 25th, 2015, 05:53 AM
I get the joke but I don't get the reference

There is no reference.

It's my own joke.


I'm fucking funny.

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 05:57 AM
There is no reference.

It's my own joke.


I'm fucking funny.

Ha ha Hah hA

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 06:19 AM
That moment when a drop of rain, that spent a while gathering up all the grime off of someone's filthy balcony, falls to the ground only to land in the middle of your head and slowly spread through your hair.

i cri

Polly
September 25th, 2015, 06:24 AM
I'm gonna lose 40% on my paycheck for this month.

But yes, raindrops are bad, too.

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 06:35 AM
I'm gonna lose 40% on my paycheck for this month.

But yes, raindrops are bad, too.
:(

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Why are they doing that to you?

Polly
September 25th, 2015, 06:36 AM
Last week I got dumped.

This week I lose half my pay.

Next week I'm probably gonna get hit by a truck.

Which would be for the best, really.

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Why are they doing that to you?

They're taking one of my contracts away because of reasons that are not my fault.

And with the loss of just that one, I fail to meet the quota for commissions.

So I lose my commission and almost half my pay gets axed.

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 06:44 AM
http://i.imgur.com/eAN4wpM.gif

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 06:54 AM
http://i.imgur.com/qWhytfo.gif

Polly
September 25th, 2015, 06:56 AM
Sadly I can't cuddle them.

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 07:51 AM
Weird sounds coming from the apartment next door 3spoopy5me.

Ivan The Mouse
September 25th, 2015, 07:56 AM
Weird sounds coming from the apartment next door 3spoopy5me.

I heard that some meth dealer got shot in the alley right next to my house. I didn't hear anything.

Polly
September 25th, 2015, 07:57 AM
Weird sounds coming from the apartment next door 3spoopy5me.

Weird as in 'haunted house' kind of weird, or 'neighbours are having sex' weird?

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 08:00 AM
I heard that some meth dealer got shot in the alley right next to my house. I didn't hear anything.
That's hc.

Weird as in 'haunted house' kind of weird, or 'neighbours are having sex' weird?
The former. Though not exactly crying babies and wailing women, just a weird knocking sound from the other side of the wall.

Ivan The Mouse
September 25th, 2015, 08:06 AM
That's hc.

Not really. In fact, drunk fights in front of our house are more usual than that. But even that tends to happen occasionally.

Polly
September 25th, 2015, 08:07 AM
The former. Though not exactly crying babies and wailing women, just a weird knocking sound from the other side of the wall.

Probably a hammer and a nail :c

Strife ❤️
September 25th, 2015, 08:10 AM
Getting pretty annoyed by the fact I've taken today off work to have my new phone delivered and it hasn't shown up and no sign of it on tracking either.

Really, really close to just going out any buying another one.

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 08:10 AM
Not really. In fact, drunk fights in front of our house are more usual than that. But even that tends to happen occasionally.
Hope you keep your doors locked. That sounds hella scary.

Probably a hammer and a nail :c
If so I think they'll pierce their way into my room any minute now with the wall being so thin and all.

Polly
September 25th, 2015, 08:13 AM
If so I think they'll pierce their way into my room any minute now with the wall being so thin and all.

Then kill them.

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 08:15 AM
Getting pretty annoyed by the fact I've taken today off work to have my new phone delivered and it hasn't shown up and no sign of it on tracking either.

Really, really close to just going out any buying another one.

http://i.imgur.com/4esJFeh.gif

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 08:17 AM
Then kill them.
there can be only one...

Might take me a while with a tiny boxcutter though.

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I want to work hard and be as rich as Strife one day.

SeiKeo
September 25th, 2015, 08:19 AM
One million dollars.

Thedoctor
September 25th, 2015, 08:20 AM
Strife sold her soul.

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 08:21 AM
One million dollars.
http://i.imgur.com/EFdHNfI.jpg

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 08:21 AM
I want to work hard and be as rich as Strife one day.

Well

http://i.imgur.com/0hqPRog.png

Polly
September 25th, 2015, 08:21 AM
I want to work hard


be rich

These two don't go together I'm afraid :(

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 08:23 AM
These two don't go together I'm afraid :(
I still have some baby fat of sweet naivete clinging to my soul.

Polly
September 25th, 2015, 08:24 AM
I still have some baby fat of sweet naivete clinging to my soul.

If you work hard you will probably end up having your pay axed for no fault of your own.

If you wanna be rich you should've been born to different parents :(

Marmadillo
September 25th, 2015, 08:32 AM
'neighbours are having sex' weird?
ughhh

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 08:32 AM
I'll fuck my way into wealth just you guys wait

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full Fiona Gallagher Shameless style

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 08:34 AM
If you work hard you will probably end up having your pay axed for no fault of your own.

If you wanna be rich you should've been born to different parents :(
Mom, dad, really? Not even a trust fund?

Polly
September 25th, 2015, 08:35 AM
I'll fuck my way into wealth just you guys wait

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full Fiona Gallagher Shameless style

I can't even do that because I'm ugly

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 08:35 AM
ughhh
Me and neighbors have a weird uspoken pact of secrecy regarding that.

Christemo
September 25th, 2015, 08:36 AM
ughhh

Not as awkward as "Little brother and his GF having sex in the other room" sounds.

Polly
September 25th, 2015, 08:37 AM
I walked in on my parents once.

Christemo
September 25th, 2015, 08:38 AM
Same

I was like 12

It was uh sort of mildly traumatazing

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 08:39 AM
My sisters roommates had sex while we were cooking when I visited her and I kept wondering whether the houses doors were badly oiled until I figured it out

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and apparently it happened while her boyfriends parents were visiting too

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 08:39 AM
http://i.imgur.com/RGvs06j.jpg

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 08:40 AM
but also git gud and have sex urselves losers

Polly
September 25th, 2015, 08:40 AM
My sisters roommates had sex while we were cooking when I visited her and I kept wondering whether the houses doors were badly oiled until I figured it out

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and apparently it happened while her boyfriends parents were visiting too

Neat.

I'm roomates with a couple and if I ever hear them getting it on I'm gonna go live in a dumpster where I belong.

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 08:40 AM
but also git gud and have sex urselves losers
Have it louder to establish dominance.

Marmadillo
September 25th, 2015, 08:40 AM
I walked in on my parents once.
You have the greatest life.

Polly
September 25th, 2015, 08:41 AM
but also git gud and have sex urselves losers

Not happening anytime soon. :(

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You have the greatest life.

I know, right?

Christemo
September 25th, 2015, 08:42 AM
but also git gud and have sex urselves losers

You first nerd

SeiKeo
September 25th, 2015, 08:42 AM
but also git gud and have sex urselves losers
Why...?

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 08:42 AM
i dont know if you're asexual that's ok too

Marmadillo
September 25th, 2015, 08:45 AM
but also git gud and have sex urselves losers
I thought gitting good is to have sex repeatedly. Anyone can make mistakes.

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 08:45 AM
i just want to say git gud whenever i can until its overdone

Polly
September 25th, 2015, 08:46 AM
I haven't had sex in forever and the last time I had it was fucking awful so yeah.

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 08:47 AM
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1443122606478.webm

Marmadillo
September 25th, 2015, 08:49 AM
until its overdone
umm

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 08:51 AM
I like my memes medium rare.

Polly
September 25th, 2015, 08:54 AM
Rare pepe?

asterism42
September 25th, 2015, 08:56 AM
but also git gud and have sex urselves losers
Uuuuuuugh effoooooooooort

Break
September 25th, 2015, 09:02 AM
I haven't had sex in forever and the last time I had it was fucking awful so yeah.

didnt you say you went out with two girls like a few weeks ago lol

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 09:03 AM
Imo going out doesn't mean having sex.

Polly
September 25th, 2015, 09:05 AM
Last I checked making out wasn't sex.

SeiKeo
September 25th, 2015, 09:06 AM
Last I checked making out wasn't sex.
I mean, well.

Delzor
September 25th, 2015, 09:06 AM
Wow the atmosphere here is heavy...

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 09:06 AM
u may stop talking about sex now lol

Polly
September 25th, 2015, 09:07 AM
I mean, well.

I know that most people here would cream their pants if they got kissed by a hot girl but that's not how it works :(

SeiKeo
September 25th, 2015, 09:07 AM
u may stop talking about sex now lol
Do you like it? Coitus, sex. The act of love and all.

Polly
September 25th, 2015, 09:07 AM
u may stop talking about sex now lol

no

SeiKeo
September 25th, 2015, 09:08 AM
I know that most people here would cream their pants if they got kissed by a hot girl but that's not how it works :(
Yes, the hot girls are always kissing the jock meatheads. Fucking meatheads.

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 09:08 AM
Fucking jocks

SeiKeo
September 25th, 2015, 09:10 AM
You know that feel when, you code up Tindr and then everyone but you gets on the sex with it? That one?

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 09:11 AM
No :(

Delzor
September 25th, 2015, 09:11 AM
Pretty sure most females do not have that issue on tindr...

Strife ❤️
September 25th, 2015, 09:11 AM
You know that feel when, you code up Tindr and then everyone but you gets on the sex with it? That one?

leo stop appropriating being a programmer

SeiKeo
September 25th, 2015, 09:12 AM
leo stop appropriating being a programmer
That feel when you take a day off work to get your new phone and play Grand Order on it but it doesn't come until evening.

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 09:12 AM
I hate when girls get with the real life assholes when they should be with me, the internet asshole, instead

Delzor
September 25th, 2015, 09:13 AM
Wow, Leo's statement flew over my head until Strife pointed it out.

But, pretty sure smart guys can get it on as well.

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 09:13 AM
I hate when girls get with the real life assholes when they should be with me, the internet asshole, instead
This.

SeiKeo
September 25th, 2015, 09:15 AM
I hate when girls get with the real life assholes when they should be with me, the internet asshole, instead
Same.

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 09:15 AM
Pretty sure most females do not have that issue on tindr...

omg literally this lol wow Thank u thats what ive been wanting to say for years now. Thx .honestly

SeiKeo
September 25th, 2015, 09:16 AM
Thank you for your service

Strife ❤️
September 25th, 2015, 09:18 AM
That feel when you take a day off work to get your new phone and play Grand Order on it but it doesn't come until evening.

I literally just want to go out and use apple pay on my watch to buy random things for novelty value is that so much to ask

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 09:19 AM
Joke's on all of you cause we don't even have Tinder here.

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 09:19 AM
Delzor can i sig that like thats so real Oh my god! Lol havent seen so much truth in one sentence

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 09:20 AM
Lace is scary...

Delzor
September 25th, 2015, 09:21 AM
Sure... why not

SeiKeo
September 25th, 2015, 09:21 AM
Delzor can i sig that like thats so real Oh my god! Lol havent seen so much truth in one sentence
are you o k

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 09:22 AM
Thank u but also it's trash

SeiKeo
September 25th, 2015, 09:22 AM
I literally just want to go out and use apple pay on my watch to buy random things for novelty value is that so much to ask
"I bought an ugly women's watch so I can spend money"

Polly
September 25th, 2015, 09:23 AM
Joke's on all of you cause we don't even have Tinder here.

We don't have a lot of stuff.

But we do have super-expensive food and utilities, and the fountains, and that's what matters, right?

Break
September 25th, 2015, 09:24 AM
Last I checked making out wasn't sex.

I thought you could use "making out" as synonymous for both, either kissing or fucking

Delzor
September 25th, 2015, 09:24 AM
Sounds like a beautiful place.

SeiKeo
September 25th, 2015, 09:25 AM
I thought you could use "making out" as synonymous for both, either kissing or fucking
Well, you can't.

Strife ❤️
September 25th, 2015, 09:25 AM
"I bought an ugly women's watch so I can spend money"

And he causes all to be given a mark on their right hand or on their forehead, and he provides that no one will be able to buy or to sell, except the one who has the mark, either the name of the beast or the number of his name.

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 09:25 AM
We don't have a lot of stuff.

But we do have super-expensive food and utilities, and the fountains, and that's what matters, right?
Ah...the simple life. Don't know what these Europeans are going on about really. Humane standards are for pussies.

Break
September 25th, 2015, 09:25 AM
I hate when girls get with the real life assholes when they should be with me, the internet asshole, instead

why are you so angry and hyper at the same time today....
its kinda weird

Delzor
September 25th, 2015, 09:26 AM
I feel that as a Singaporean, I get spoiled rotten.

Life is almost perfect here in this country.

SeiKeo
September 25th, 2015, 09:26 AM
And he causes all to be given a mark on their right hand or on their forehead, and he provides that no one will be able to buy or to sell, except the one who has the mark, either the name of the beast or the number of his name.
If you wear an Apple Watch on your right wrist this is even way more fucked up than I thought it was.

Delzor
September 25th, 2015, 09:27 AM
why are you so angry and hyper at the same time today....
its kinda weird

I was under the impression that this is Lace in her final form.

SeiKeo
September 25th, 2015, 09:27 AM
I feel that as a Singaporean, I get spoiled rotten.

Life is almost perfect here in this country.
ah lor who you kid hdb so much

Polly
September 25th, 2015, 09:28 AM
Ah...the simple life. Don't know what these Europeans are going on about really. Humane standards are for pussies.

Silly Europeans with their effective public transport and healthcare and education.

We have trains as fast as bicycles, and giant bronze statues of former presidents, and a cathedral in every village and they can eat themselves in their envy!

Strife ❤️
September 25th, 2015, 09:29 AM
If you wear an Apple Watch on your right wrist this is even way more fucked up than I thought it was.

Yeah I don't and I knew that was coming as soon as I posted it >: (

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 09:29 AM
why are you so angry and hyper at the same time today....
its kinda weird

Where was the hype and anger in that quote though

Delzor
September 25th, 2015, 09:29 AM
ah lor who you kid hdb so much

But got no homeless people wad

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 09:29 AM
Im not angry when I ridicule nerds

Break
September 25th, 2015, 09:31 AM
I feel that as a Singaporean, I get spoiled rotten.

Life is almost perfect here in this country.

that sounds like something a brainwashed dystopia citizen would say

quick, check: how many surveillance cameras and gothic buildings are around your neighbourhood? How many giant statues of your leader? Is he dressed like a Nazi?

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Where was the hype and anger in that quote though

not in that quote specifically, but generally kinda

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Im not angry when I ridicule nerds

but you're a nerd yourself

Delzor
September 25th, 2015, 09:32 AM
The only thing I hate about Singapore is National Service.

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 09:32 AM
SINgapore. Wake up sheeple.

SeiKeo
September 25th, 2015, 09:34 AM
that sounds like something a brainwashed dystopia citizen would say

quick, check: how many surveillance cameras and gothic buildings are around your neighbourhood? How many giant statues of your leader? Is he dressed like a Nazi?

He usually wears dweeb polos tbh.

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SINgapore. Wake up sheeple.
Only avarice. All other sins illegal.

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 09:35 AM
not in that quote specifically, but generally kinda

maybe u feel like im angry when i make fun of nerds because u are one and in that case im sorry. that i dont do it more often

Delzor
September 25th, 2015, 09:36 AM
I was one of those fuckers that sincerely hoped for a week of mourning when LKY died.

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Because fuck NS.

Polly
September 25th, 2015, 09:36 AM
Yeah but if avarice works for you and you're rich then the laws don't matter.

SeiKeo
September 25th, 2015, 09:36 AM
I was one of those fuckers that sincerely hoped for a week of mourning when LKY died.

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Because fuck NS.
y-yeah it sucks

Delzor
September 25th, 2015, 09:38 AM
Something tells me you didn't go through it.

Break
September 25th, 2015, 09:39 AM
maybe u feel like im angry when i make fun of nerds because u are one and in that case im sorry. that i dont do it more often

Nah i can laugh well enough about my own stereotypes

it just seems today you seem more...aggressive than usual. Kinda more vicious, if you know what i mean.

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He usually wears dweeb polos tbh.



Dystopian leader, i knew it.

SeiKeo
September 25th, 2015, 09:39 AM
Something tells me you didn't go through it.
no...

Delzor
September 25th, 2015, 09:41 AM
Well, Rocket Burrito and Yusa Mei will both be going pretty soon. I look forward to their rants.

I do not understand how something that is supposed to instill pride and love for your nation could actually make you hate it more.

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 09:44 AM
Nah i can laugh well enough about my own stereotypes

it just seems today you seem more...aggressive than usual. Kinda more vicious, if you know what i mean.

http://i.imgur.com/dxqvUq3.gif

SeiKeo
September 25th, 2015, 09:46 AM
Nice tumblr gif, tumblrina.

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 09:46 AM
I'm going traveling in a few hours aww yis

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 09:47 AM
Nice tumblr gif, tumblrina.

Get at me u filthy SJW

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tumblrina sounds kind of cute though. like honestly

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 09:49 AM
New thing: read Lace vs Break with Rammstein in the background.

Break
September 25th, 2015, 09:50 AM
http://i.imgur.com/dxqvUq3.gif

cant take seriously cuz i dont know which show its from
plus my cousins name is Jan so its too close to home to be memeable

Delzor
September 25th, 2015, 09:51 AM
My money is on Break

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Defeating his opponents with awkwardness.

Break
September 25th, 2015, 09:51 AM
New thing: read Lace vs Break with Rammstein in the background.

Id rather youd listen to die Ärzte instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X9CEi8wkBc

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 09:51 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEw7dN28nrU

Starring Break as Jan

Break
September 25th, 2015, 09:57 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEw7dN28nrU

Starring Break as Jan

I want my 1:01 minute of life back

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 09:58 AM
Poor Jan :(

Elthanes
September 25th, 2015, 09:59 AM
New thing: read Lace vs Break with Rammstein in the background.

Which song?

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Id rather youd listen to die Ärzte instead.

kreator or bust

Ivan The Mouse
September 25th, 2015, 09:59 AM
Which song?

"Pussy".

Break
September 25th, 2015, 09:59 AM
Which song?

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Benzin



kreator or bust

sounds like a Nazi-band name, so no.

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 10:00 AM
Te Quiero Puta, surprisingly enough.
Sehnsucht before that.

Elthanes
September 25th, 2015, 10:04 AM
"Pussy".


Benzin.


Te Quiero Puta, surprisingly enough.
Sehnsucht before that.

Links, 2,3,4


sounds like a Nazi-band name, so no.

In what way?

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 10:06 AM
They're not battling right now so I'm listening to Air.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQONxOIPPuI
Fun fact: the vocals are male.

Strife ❤️
September 25th, 2015, 10:10 AM
Sweet the UPS guy just came

laters

SeiKeo
September 25th, 2015, 10:10 AM
hang yourself with a hermes strap

Strife ❤️
September 25th, 2015, 10:11 AM
You're such a bully Leo-chan

Delzor
September 25th, 2015, 10:18 AM
Off well-spent?

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 10:26 AM
Why is my suitcase always so heavy!? There isn't even that much stuff in it!

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http://i.imgur.com/Ge5T1Iy.jpg
9gag yuck

SeiKeo
September 25th, 2015, 10:28 AM
Wow, that is so not Quiet's top.

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 10:39 AM
THank GOD for Quiets design we dont have enough content to gegt our dicks hard from you guys

SeiKeo
September 25th, 2015, 10:40 AM
You say this, but then I'm going to ask you to show me where stripper sniper was done well before, in a modern HD enviroment.

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 10:41 AM
You say that as if stripper sniper was done well in this

Snow
September 25th, 2015, 10:43 AM
Quiet wore less clothing because she could only breathe through her skin following parasite-treatment due to the serious injuries she had sustained while trying to kill Big Boss during the hospital raid, and that wearing too much clothing would lead to suffocation.
Lol are they even trying?

SeiKeo
September 25th, 2015, 10:45 AM
You say that as if stripper sniper was done well in this
In this context I'm not sure what the problem is.

I3uster
September 25th, 2015, 10:46 AM
youll be ashamed of your words and deeds

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 10:49 AM
http://i.imgur.com/SV6L0Ge.png

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In this context I'm not sure what the problem is.

wat

I3uster
September 25th, 2015, 10:54 AM
it looks like ass outside so its time for tea

mAc Chaos
September 25th, 2015, 10:57 AM
iced tea no doubt

I3uster
September 25th, 2015, 10:58 AM
dont hurt me

Spinach
September 25th, 2015, 10:58 AM
an american like i3uster would never drink tea that isn't cold

SeiKeo
September 25th, 2015, 10:59 AM
I had tea with dinner last night.

Spinach
September 25th, 2015, 11:00 AM
Good

mAc Chaos
September 25th, 2015, 11:00 AM
seeing people talk about having tea feels quaint, like something id read in a comic book

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 11:02 AM
those must be some lame comic books

I3uster
September 25th, 2015, 11:02 AM
i followed dads advice on this one so its now black tea with cardamom ginger cinammon and enough rock sugar to turn it into a quasi solid substance

lets see how this goes

mAc Chaos
September 25th, 2015, 11:03 AM
those must be some lame comic books
comic books are lame i only read manga like a true weeb

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 11:04 AM
sugar

oh my literal god please go away

? ??

isnt sugar like supposed to be in tea

Kirby
September 25th, 2015, 11:04 AM
I'd drink chrysanthemum tea, if we had any

Also if we had a proper tea pot :'c

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 11:04 AM
comic books are lame i only read manga like a true weeb

Good

SeiKeo
September 25th, 2015, 11:05 AM
? ??

isnt sugar like supposed to be in tea
EU TEA 4HEAD

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 11:06 AM
I'm bitter enough my tea needs to be sweet

I3uster
September 25th, 2015, 11:06 AM
sugar

oh my literal god please go away
lmao at you if you dont drink ur tea in a small shotglass sized glass sitting on a carpet talking to 5 mustachoid men about the state of affairs in irans export business shoveling rock sugar into it like its ur only source of calories

imo

mAc Chaos
September 25th, 2015, 11:06 AM
nothing beats a nice cup of sugar

Kirby
September 25th, 2015, 11:07 AM
I'm crying.

I3uster
September 25th, 2015, 11:09 AM
Realtalk I usually drink it without sugar but apparently in this one you gotta put it in.

Lace
September 25th, 2015, 11:09 AM
lmao at you if you dont drink ur tea in a small shotglass sized glass sitting on a carpet talking to 5 mustachoid men about the state of affairs in irans export business shoveling rock sugar into it like its ur only source of calories

imo

I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat

SeiKeo
September 25th, 2015, 11:12 AM
I'm crying.
I can't stand these people, man.

I3uster
September 25th, 2015, 11:13 AM
hands on research shows that without sugar this thing tastes like mace and broken dreams

Spinach
September 25th, 2015, 11:15 AM
drink something else then

or just end it all

I3uster
September 25th, 2015, 11:16 AM
but with sugar its pretty good