Random Thoughts Thread

[Lace]

Sings me a lullaby Spin I can't sleep

[just Beamu]

??? Clothes?? lol
I meant specifically. The clothes look odd.

[Sesto]

I was also twelve or so at the time.

how did you even take a second sip

when i took my first sip of vodka, i said "this is disgusting it tastes like rubbing alcohol please kill me". i did take a second sip, but i also said "this is disgusting it tastes like rubbing alcohol please kill me". there was never a moment in my mind where taking a second sip might seem like a good idea. i just did it because i wanted to be drunk

[Elthanes]

Of course I was.

So obviously the opinion on alcohol you got as a 12 year old is full of shit

[Spinach]

Sings me a lullaby Spin I can't sleep

When I get home I'll sing you one. About 5 minutes

[just Beamu]

how did you even take a second sip

when i took my first sip of vodka, i said "this is disgusting it tastes like rubbing alcohol please kill me". i did take a second sip, but i also said "this is disgusting it tastes like rubbing alcohol please kill me". there was never a moment in my mind where taking a second sip might seem like a good idea. i just did it because i wanted to be drunk
I had just woken up and it was taken in the split second before my brain realized it wasn't water.

[Break]

What is the character in your avatar even wearing?



.
An apron, duh.

[just Beamu]

So obviously the opinion on alcohol you got as a 12 year old is full of shit
I also took a small sip of beer a few months ago. It tasted like shit.

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An apron, duh.
I meant the black part underneath.

[Lace]

When I get home I'll sing you one. About 5 minutes

Waiting patiently

[Break]

I meant specifically. The clothes look odd.

She's a robot girl, the shiny black stuff on her arm and shoulders is her skin.

[Elthanes]

I also took a small sip of beer a few months ago. It tasted like shit.

Well yeah american beer tastes like piss.

[Sesto]

I also took a small sip of beer a few months ago. It tasted like shit.


drink a cooler man

even if you are called a girl it will taste good and you will realize how fun alcohol is. beer tastes like shit, whiskey tastes like shit, rum tastes like shit, all alcohol tastes like shit but it is fun

[just Beamu]

She's a robot girl, the shiny black stuff on her arm and shoulders is her skin.
Okay.

[Break]

I also took a small sip of beer a few months ago. It tasted like shit.

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Nobody likes beer the first time around, try something less bitter, like wine



I meant the black part underneath.

Thats her skin.

[just Beamu]

Well yeah american beer tastes like piss.
Can we please drop it? Your telling me I should drink isn't going to make me drink.

[Sesto]

wow i just googled it and apparently "cooler" is a canadian english term. colour me surprised. i didn't know that

coolers are those fruity soda like alcohol drinks that girls usually drink (me too)

[Kelnish]

Can we please drop it? Your telling me I shiuld drink isn't going to make me drink.
Don't do it then.

More importantly, I just realized that Fallout 4 and Legacy of the Void come out on the same day and that is poopy.

[Spinach]

Waiting patiently

Alright sugar what lullaby do you want

[just Beamu]

wow i just googled it and apparently "cooler" is a canadian english term. colour me surprised. i didn't know that

coolers are those fruity soda like alcohol drinks that girls usually drink (me too)
Thinking back on it I think the beer was apple flavored or something.

[Kelnish]

Alright sugar what lullaby do you want
wtf you never sing to me

[Spinach]

You never ask me to.

[Break]

Alright sugar what lullaby do you want

Time for a vocaroo!

[Kelnish]

You never ask me to.
Can you sing me a song?

[Sesto]

http://i.imgur.com/pkdqq7z.png?1

a turkey just messaged me. i am scared

[Lace]

Alright sugar what lullaby do you want

Hush little baby don't say a word mama's gonna buy you a teddy bear and so on

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Can you sing me a song?

You back off my wife Officer

[Kelnish]

You back off my wife Officer
No you see this was your thing but then I took it now its mine.

[Lace]

No you see this was your thing but then I took it now its mine.

It's actually Buster's property so it's not like we can do anything

[Spinach]

Hush little baby don't say a word mama's gonna buy you a teddy bear and so on

https://soundcloud.com/spinacia/kimochi-warui

[Kelnish]

It's actually Buster's property so it's not like we can do anything
I'm an adult I can do what I want and then face the repercussions set by the laws of nature and man!

[Lace]

Omg

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if theres a screamer at the end ill fucking murder u

[Kelnish]

That was beautiful.

[Lace]

Cute

[Sesto]

https://soundcloud.com/spinacia/kimochi-warui

what the fuck is this lol (https://soundcloud.com/spinacia/the-fabulous-five)

i know it's from yuri bear show but who are the other voices

[Kelnish]

LITERALLY NO ONE PLEASE STOP ASKING QUESTIONS~~~~~

[Lace]

One of them is kay I think

[Spinach]

what the fuck is this lol (https://soundcloud.com/spinacia/the-fabulous-five)

i know it's from yuri bear show but who are the other voices

https://soundcloud.com/spinacia/saucy

[Lace]

at least thats what she told me

[Sesto]

https://soundcloud.com/spinacia/saucy

this is hilarious, you should do more

especially bane

[Spinach]

all voices are me btw

[Lace]

she said shes dr pawes

do you think she'd just lie to me on the internet, do you really think she'd do that

[Spinach]

i'll only say this

kay lied to you

[Lace]

:(

[Kelnish]

Ya probs

[Spinach]

in the first place no girls on this forum are even cool enough to skype voice chat

they fear the endless thirst that I emanate like an anime killing intent

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well lianru will skype rarely but she's not really on the forum anymore

[just Beamu]

in the first place no girls on this forum are even cool enough to skype voice chat

they fear the endless thirst that I emanate like an anime killing intent
I fear that as well.

[Kelnish]

in the first place no girls on this forum are even cool enough to skype voice chat

they fear the endless thirst that I emanate like an anime killing intent
I got koto into a KELNISH CALL once but then you scared her away. I think that happened.

[Spinach]

yeah that happened

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we also had polly in a call (though she never said a word so it didn't really count) but I personally scared her off by steering the conversation toward jerking off

[Kelnish]

wow way to be awful spinach, this is why I drink.

[Lace]

i feel like ur trying to scare me away from joining skype calls

[Spinach]

if ya can't handle a bit of penis talk with the lads ya don't have a place with us anyway tbh imo

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i was responding to kelnish but this kind of works as a response to lace too ayy

[Lace]

Imo ive proven myself to be braver than u spin i have receipts

[Spinach]

do u?

[Kelnish]

I have receipts.

[You]

i put my receipts in a little folder in the side of my desk so i don't lose then if i have to complain.

[Lace]

i recorded that stupid vocaroo and i accepted the video call im very brave :(

[Kelnish]

thats not as brave as eating an entire can of bees.

[Kirby]

Wow, so brave

[Spinach]

i recorded that stupid vocaroo and i accepted the video call im very brave :(

it's true

she's brave

[Kelnish]

I recorded a vocaroo and accepted a video call can i be brave too?

[Lace]

can penguins be brave? you answer that question yourself young friend

[Kelnish]

http://www.littletiger.co.uk/image/cache/data/onix/9781848952430-04-600x600.jpg

[GhostDIGIT]

Just catching up here, so Fish is still a mess, Lace brought up the romantic thing again, Spin was spinning for people, and Kelnish is a Kelnish.

[just Beamu]

Just catching up here, so Fish is still a mess, Lace brought up the romantic thing again, Spin was spinning for people, and Kelnish is a Kelnish.
Am I not good enough to mention?

[KinKrow]

Quickly!
Reviews on tales of symphonia!

[Break]

Uhhh... Well its a good game for its age.

[just Beamu]

I only ever played Tales of the Abyss. Never finished it.

[Break]

Am I not good enough to mention?

Dude you're always here
You've become part of the backgroundscenery

[just Beamu]

Dude you're always here
You've become part of the backgroundscenery
I'm like a dusty old hobo who just freeloads around here. I do go into the RP thread a bit as of late.

[Break]

Anyways i really gotta get around one of these BL skypes

Possibly wearing my selfmade Top Hat to try and rival Sin with some goof old Mad Hatter creepijlness

[just Beamu]

Anyways i really gotta get around one of these BL skypes Possibly wearing my selfmade Top Hat to try and rival Sin with some goof old Mad Hatter creepijlness I have yet to actually get a skype account. Largely due to having a bit of a lisp which I find embarassing.

[Megas]

i tried the catte resetting it didnt work

Trying a different and far more terrible tactic


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndsaoMFz9J4

[KinKrow]

I'm like a dusty old hobo who just freeloads around here. I do go into the RP thread a bit as of late.

So what you're saying is that the random thoughts thread is your cardboard palace?


I have yet to actually get a skype account. Largely due to having a bit of a lisp which I find embarassing.

You shouldn't be embarrassed to talk to your friends, these are people you've been talking to for years? Right?

A Weird Thing
Why did you waste your life posting this video?

[just Beamu]

You shouldn't be embarrassed to talk to your friends, these are people you've been talking to for years? Right?
No. Despite making an account more than 2 years ago I only started posting a few weeks ago.

[Janx]

*goes to bed lulled by the sound of spinacia's voice*

[Lace]

You're welcome

[Spinach]

what she said

[just Beamu]

Now I'm bored again.

[JetKinen]

in the first place no girls on this forum are even cool enough to skype voice chat

they fear the endless thirst that I emanate like an anime killing intent

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well lianru will skype rarely but she's not really on the forum anymore

Aren't we all little girls here tho?

[just Beamu]

Aren't we all little girls here tho?
Only Spin.

[Sunara]

in the first place no girls on this forum are even cool enough to skype voice chat
Hey~ I pride myself on being a rebel against this "cool" thing. I walk my own path.... probably falling down the cliff but it's still my own.

Even if I wasn't semi anti-social and too lazy to learn the Mic my laptop may or may not have, I probably wouldn't anyway... 'cause evidence

[KinKrow]

I've spent, what, two and a half fekkin hours making my new avatar acceptable to BL's tiny limits.

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I'm done.
Good night.
Going to sleep.

[MZeroX]

ahahaha, tiny limits. this shit used to be restricted to 100x100 max and no animations.

[just Beamu]

ahahaha, tiny limits. this shit used to be restricted to 100x100 max and no animations.
Sounds like hell. Read any more Bokura?

[Skull]

Mmm...rubbing the fuzz outta my eyes.

Still didn't get a good sleep, but it'll have to do. At least I don't have work today.

[GhostDIGIT]

Just lean back on your chair and relax.

[Rocket Burrito]

I only voice chat when playing KF2, PAYDAY2 or steam games in general.

[just Beamu]

I never voice chat on anything.

[Rocket Burrito]

PS4 games or any online game in general too

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I never voice chat on anything.
I learned to voice chat when I realised I that it was super important to communicate quickly during raids with puzzles.

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Also to yell at idiots.

[just Beamu]

PS4 games or any online game in general too

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I learned to voice chat when I realised I that it was super important to communicate quickly during raids with puzzles.

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Also to yell at idiots.
Depending on your actions they can sometimes feel ​you call them an idiot.

[Rocket Burrito]

I sometimes have to tell them that they're being retarded using a shotgun at long range and complaining about lag.

If I have a Mic I can just say: "Switch your damn gun to something else!"

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Or tell them to not be a leeroy jenkins and run up to a tough enemy without informing us

[just Beamu]

I sometimes have to tell them that they're being retarded using a shotgun at long range and complaining about lag.

If I have a Mic I can just say: "Switch your damn gun to something else!"

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Or tell them to not be a leeroy jenkins and run up to a tough enemy without informing us
I never really did much online multiplayer.

[Rocket Burrito]

In fact, I'd want them to know what I think of them so that they reflect a little.

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Mics are a necessity when you play competitive matches since you have to be really tactical about everything, and have to coordinate like crazy when your enemies are pros.

[just Beamu]

I am now in the unfortunate predicament of being tired but having run out of sleep medicine. Goddammit.

[Rocket Burrito]

I am now in the unfortunate predicament of being tired but having run out of sleep medicine. Goddammit.

Ah, I need my meds to sleep too, or I can go sleepless for days without realizing until I pass out from studying or working, so I can sympathize!

[just Beamu]

Ah, I need my meds to sleep too, or I can go sleepless for aye without realizing until I pass out from studying or working, so I can sympathize!
My sleeping troubles aren't as bad as that. It just takes me a good hour or more to get to sleep without them. I'm also woken fairly easily.

[Rocket Burrito]

Hmm, that's not too bad, just close your eyes and hope for the best?

[MZeroX]

Sounds like hell. Read any more Bokura?
nah, unfortunately, no real time to mess around today. will definitely get some time in a few days, though.

[just Beamu]

nah, unfortunately, no real time to mess around today. will definitely get some time in a few days, though.
Given your reaction to the first volume I think you'll enjoy what's to come.

[GhostDIGIT]

That moment when you realize everyone in the show you're watching is a fucking idiot and you'd like nothing more to torture them all slowly and painfully until they die from shock.

[Skull]

That moment when you realize everyone in the show you're watching is a fucking idiot and you'd like nothing more to torture them all slowly and painfully until they die from shock.
I felt that while watching the anime "Another".

What show are you watching?

[GhostDIGIT]

American Horror Story season 1.

[GhostDIGIT]

Oh the stupidity! I wonder if the writers for this show actually think they made a good story with interesting characters in this season.

[Skull]

Speaking of sleeping, I had a weird dream last night.

I was playing a strange crossover of Life is Strange and Until Dawn. I didn't know what was scarier, the jumpscares or the artstyle.

[Snow]

Skype voicechat is fun. Having a bunch of guyfriends I skype with regularly means I've graduated in the penistalk academy.

[Fel]

http://i.imgur.com/Jp8nlYE.jpg

[Snow]

*pat pat*

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Voice chatting with strangers is not a smart thing to do anyway.

[Fel]

Voice chatting with strangers is not a smart thing to do anyway.
go away mom

[Snow]

They might record your voice and use it to open your vault of secret stuff when you get rich and famous one day.

[Fel]

when you get rich and famous one day.
http://i.imgur.com/LQhPndH.jpg

[Korburss]

They might record your voice and use it to open your vault of secret stuff when you get rich and famous one day.

The joke will be on them when they come in with tons of digital gear and discover an ancient lock easily opened with the key hidden in the rock garden.

[Snow]

I'll lock my vault with pressure plates or a musical pattern you have to play on a special flute or something.

[Janx]

MOBAs with skypechat is pretty fun.

I've also used voicechat for OOC D&D, but now all the new people don't wana use it.

[Break]

I'll lock my vault with pressure plates or a musical pattern you have to play on a special flute or something.

Fool, ruby eyes from statues around the house inserted in order of the depth of the sound they make is the way to go.

[Spinach]

Skype voicechat is fun. Having a bunch of guyfriends I skype with regularly means I've graduated in the penistalk academy.

Nice. You're all set then.

[mAc Chaos]

MOBAs with skypechat is pretty fun.

I've also used voicechat for OOC D&D, but now all the new people don't wana use it.

everyones social until its time to play the social game

[Spinach]

I'll have you know I remain social until someone plays so badly that the only way to restrain myself from saying excessively hurtful things is to say nothing at alll!

[Neir]

http://i.imgur.com/Jp8nlYE.jpg

this. and even if I did, I don't live alone so it would bother people.

[Skull]

To celebrate the partial translation of Mahoyo, I've changed my avatar.

I'll try to stick with it until Mahoyo is fully translated.

[black1blade]

Got 98% on my physics test :P

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To celebrate the partial translation of Mahoyo, I've changed my avatar.

I'll try to stick with it until Mahoyo is fully translated.
If you translate mahoyo I will love you forever.

[Skull]

Got 98% on my physics test :P

Well done, I knew you could do it. XD

If you translate mahoyo I will love you forever.

Wait what? No, it was Mcjon who did the translation not me.
If I did it, then the Tsukihime remake would come out first. :(

[black1blade]

Well McJohn I will love you forever :p

[Sesto]

Voice chatting with strangers is not a smart thing to do anyway.

a cute japanese girl from penpal website asked for my skype the other day. told her i'm busy with classes but i'd be free to talk this weekend

i'm too scared to talk to her tbh. what if she is actually an old man. or worse, what if she actually is a cute girl. that would be really scary.

[Snow]

a cute japanese girl from penpal website asked for my skype the other day. told her i'm busy with classes but i'd be free to talk this weekend

i'm too scared to talk to her tbh. what if she is actually an old man. or worse, what if she actually is a cute girl. that would be really scary.
Once you manage to get over the mental block you'll see that there's really not much need to be scared. Each such experience is potentially a nice one (if she's a nice girl) or a hillarious anecdote (if she's an old man or a donkey or something).

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Free advice from the esteemed Snow's School of Heartbreakers.

[Lace]

my hair looked so good today and then it rained

[Fel]

lol if ur hair doesnt look good in the rain

[Snow]

Mine looks even more like a lion's mane which can be p cool depending how you look at it.

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Rarely is tho

[Skull]

When my hair gets wet it curls upwards.

I often joke that I'm going Super Saiyan.

[black1blade]

My hair looks awesome wet.

[Vagrant]

Fuck having to rake leaves on a garden composed of various sections of deep-drainage tiles, gravel beds, stone-bordered bare dirt flower beds, longish grass and a multilevel wooden slat deck with furniture and potplants everywhere.

This is hell.

[just Beamu]

If I voicechatted on skype I wouldn't be able to stop being self-concious about my voice.

[Rocket Burrito]

I look okay regardless of if my hair is wet or not, since I just had it cut a while ago and it's pretty damn short. Normally, after my hair gets wet, an ahoge spawns in the middle of my head once my hair dries up.

[Spinach]

I always look amazing, just be like me honestly.

[Rocket Burrito]

If I voicechatted on skype I wouldn't be able to stop being self-concious about my voice.
It's okay, it's like that for a while, I used to be self conscious about my own presence but eventually decided it wasn't worth worrying about and that people would be more inclined thank me for saving their asses by telling them a Fleshpound is behind them than they would be annoyed by my voice.

[just Beamu]

It's okay, it's like that for a while, I used to be self conscious about my own presence but eventually decided it wasn't worth worrying about and that people would be more inclined thank me for saving their asses by telling them a Fleshpound is behind them than they would be annoyed by my voice.
Meh. I still can't help but be embarassed about my lisp.

[Rocket Burrito]

Meh. I still can't help but be embarassed about my lisp.
I used to suffer from a stutter and a bit of a lisp, and up until today I have some slight speech problems and a tendency to speak at ultra fast speeds which people can hardly understand, you'll be fine with a bit of practice talking to people.

[just Beamu]

you'll be fine with a bit of practice talking to people.
You know despite how often I'm on this site I do talk to people. Not online mind you, but I do talk to people.

[Rocket Burrito]

You know despite how often I'm on this site I do talk to people. Not online mind you, but I do talk to people.
Ah, my bad, didn't mean to offend, I myself hardly even spoke words to people I knew when I was in school and I tended to go for days without talking so I was accidentally using myself as a basis ^^

[Christemo]

When you walk halfway across town into bloody nowhere and try to find your fam's place, but you dont have mobile internet, a map and all the locals are senile autists who couldnt find their own road much less anyone else's, then you finally find the road he lives on and hes like "nah bro cant today" and you then have to walk your sorry ass back to the subway to stand among like a billion people taking the train because its peak hours, and then walk another kilometer while your legs are literally killing you




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V82PKea58M

[Historia]

a Fleshpound

a wut

[just Beamu]

Ah, my bad, didn't mean to offend, I myself hardly even spoke words to people I knew when I was in school and I tended to go for days without talking so I was accidentally using myself as a basis ^^
I wasn't offended. Just pointing it out. Though when I said talking to people I more meant my family.

[Rocket Burrito]

a wut
Killing Floor 2, big, muscular cloned creature which is blind, goes berserk when shot or not shot, runs at super fast speeds tearing through everything and has spinning mechanical maul hands that are spiked and also capable of crushing armour in a single blow while taking over a dozen headshots to kill and is capable of making even a berserker's parries feel worthless with the force of its strikes.

[just Beamu]

I see you've decides to stick with an avatar for more than 42.314159 seconds Shrapy.

[Rocket Burrito]

http://orig03.deviantart.net/221e/f/2015/102/7/3/fleshpound_by_yare_yare_dong-d8pgx9n.png

[Historia]

Killing Floor 2, big, muscular cloned creature which is blind, goes berserk when shot or not shot, runs at super fast speeds tearing through everything and has spinning mechanical maul hands that are spiked and also capable of crushing armour in a single blow while taking over a dozen headshots to kill and is capable of making even a berserker's parries feel worthless with the force of its strikes.

lame

[Rocket Burrito]

lame
yeah it is when you know how to dodge every one of its combos and can take down two singlehandedly, still a nightmare for newbies and classes that don't excel at dealing massive burst dps, which is why it's good to warn your teammates

[Historia]

yeah it is when you know how to dodge every one of its combos and can take down two singlehandedly, still a nightmare for newbies and classes that don't excel at dealing massive burst dps, which is why it's good to warn your teammates

b-but its more fun not to

and look at this: http://www.redbubble.com/shop/rin+tohsaka+pouches

scroll down and you'll see

[just Beamu]

b-but its more fun not to

and look at this: http://www.redbubble.com/shop/rin+tohsaka+pouches

scroll down and you'll see
Which one are you referring to?

[Historia]

Which one are you referring to?

Ahegao Rin face

[just Beamu]

Ahegao Rin face
Be careful. Don't become to entranced by the ahegao face. It will work its dark magic.

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You're totally gonna buy that one aren't you?

[Rocket Burrito]

b-but its more fun not to

and look at this: http://www.redbubble.com/shop/rin+tohsaka+pouches

scroll down and you'll see
they can wipe an entire team and kf2 needs a lot of teamwork
yeah it's fun not to, but everyone yelling at the berserker for not running in to parry and counter that bastard with a hammer isn't a good feeling
and im the berserker

[Spinach]

and then walk another kilometer while your legs are literally killing you

Get in shape imo

[Historia]

they can wipe an entire team and kf2 needs a lot of teamwork
yeah it's fun not to, but everyone yelling at the berserker for not running in to parry and counter that bastard with a hammer isn't a good feeling
and im the berserker

eh

i'd still do it

not that i'd ever play kfc2

[mAc Chaos]

oh my god this loud constant chewing i cant take this anymore

im going home

[Lace]

I always look amazing, just be like me honestly.

Yeah listen to this post

but pretend I'm the one who made it so it's accurate

[just Beamu]

oh my god this loud constant chewing i cant take this anymore

im going home
Where are you that has loud constant chewing?

[Lace]

oh my god this loud constant chewing i cant take this anymore

im going home

how do u not like obnoxiously loud chewign . its obnoxious & loud whats there to dislike i dont get it

[Spinach]

Yeah listen to this post

but pretend I'm the one who made it so it's accurate

Nice but have you tried breaking all your fingers so you can't make these kinds of posts anymore?

[Lace]

That sounds like it hurts why would I do that :(

[Spinach]

That sounds like it hurts why would I do that :(

Because your great friend and dearest companion Spinach told you to.

[Lace]

What the fuck Rocket did you delete that post

[Rocket Burrito]

Spinach is so healthy

[Spinach]

I am a healthy young man, yes.

[Lace]

Because your great friend and dearest companion Spinach told you to.

that sounds very sincere until the whole sentence starts

[KinKrow]

God dammit, just barely missed mac.

So, opinions on nosebleeds? Cause its about as much fun as blood pouring out your nostril.

Guh

[just Beamu]

I am a healthy sociopathic mankiller, yes.
Indeed.

[KinKrow]

Indeed.

That quote modding made me sad.

On the insides.

So siggable.

[just Beamu]

That quote modding made me sad.

On the insides.

So siggable.
Why would it make you sad?

[Lace]

time to sleep today killed me

but before that pls make ur avatar a still KinKrow it barely even moves and it doesnt look fluent at all

[Spinach]

that sounds very sincere until the whole sentence starts

This actually made me smile.

[Rocket Burrito]

God dammit, just barely missed mac.

So, opinions on nosebleeds? Cause its about as much fun as blood pouring out your nostril.

Guh
I'd rather not think about blood when off my meds and unable to sleep.

[Historia]

but before that pls make ur avatar a still KinKrow it barely even moves and it doesnt look fluent at all

dis

[KinKrow]

time to sleep today killed me

but before that pls make ur avatar a still KinKrow it barely even moves and it doesnt look fluent at all

two whole hours of my life wasted oh god

[Snow]

I want to get drunk and write smut.

Okay maybe minus the smut part.

[Spinach]

I want to get drunk and write smut.

Okay maybe minus the smut part.

We can do the former together.

I'm already starting actually, you're so slow Snow.

[just Beamu]

I want to get drunk and write smut.

Okay maybe minus the smut part.
How's it going Snow?

[Rocket Burrito]

I want to get drunk and write smut.

Okay maybe minus the smut part.
I've heard from some of my artist friends that getting drunk helps them with their work, but alcohol doesn't really... work with me, so I can't really offer much of an opinion there.

[Snow]

I'm waiting for the tram to move. The traffic is horrendous.

What are you drinking Spin?

[Spinach]

Jack Daniels Green Label

Tennessee only baby

[KinKrow]

This avatar is the best your getting for now.

I'll change it when I get to my PC.

[Historia]

This avatar is the best your getting for now.

I'll change it when I get to my PC.

keep it

[KinKrow]

keep it

Nah, have a couple of good Ilya pics lying in a folder.

[just Beamu]

keep it
I find it amusing that you are telling someone else to keep their current avatar.

[GhostDIGIT]

Speaking of sleeping, I had a weird dream last night.

I was playing a strange crossover of Life is Strange and Until Dawn. I didn't know what was scarier, the jumpscares or the artstyle.
...What do you think of both of them?

[KinKrow]

I think I'm more aligned with the tone of hyperactive overgrown child vibe Ilya sets forth than I am Tamamo's great and terrible confusion.

Barely >.>

[Ayr]

People really need to make why they're knocking on your door one of the first things they say when you open it. Two guys just knocked on my door and asked how my day was. Then they asked me what I thought the meaning of life was. They were creepy and spoke with odd accents, it was weird. Seriously, just "Hi, we're taking an opinion poll", or "Hi, we're here to talk to you about religion", or something would have reduced the serial killer vibes they were giving off a tad.

[just Beamu]

People really need to make why they're knocking on your door one of the first things they say when you open it. Two guys just knocked on my door and asked how my day was. Then they asked me what I thought the meaning of life was. They were creepy and spoke with weird accents, it was weird. Seriously, just "Hi, we're taking an opinion poll", or "Hi, we're here to talk to you about religion", or something would have reduced the serial killer vibes they were giving off a tad.
I've only ever gotten strange knocks from Jehova's Witnesses.

[KinKrow]

People really need to make why they're knocking on your door one of the first things they say when you open it. Two guys just knocked on my door and asked how my day was. Then they asked me what I thought the meaning of life was. They were creepy and spoke with weird accents, it was weird. Seriously, just "Hi, we're taking an opinion poll", or "Hi, we're here to talk to you about religion", or something would have reduced the serial killer vibes they were giving off a tad.

Would you like to hear the Word?

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I've only ever gotten strange knocks from Jehova's Witnesses.

Huh, wavelength.

[just Beamu]

Huh, wavelength.
Huh?

[KinKrow]

We both cracked the joke at the same time. Granted my timestamp now says 1:19 because of the update, but still, simultaneous cracks at Jehovas Witness.

[Skull]

...What do you think of both of them?
Hmm, I haven't finished Life is Strange yet but so far it's enjoyable if a little slow at times. Hopefully things will pick up by the second half.

Until Dawn, I like that most of my choices have a clear impact on the story. But I just don't care about 90% of the cast. It doesn't bother me if someone like Emily dies. Also the plot was a bit predictable but still enjoyable.

[Snow]

Jack Daniels Green Label

Tennessee only baby

I think we have some Johnny Walker Black Label somewhere hmmmm

[just Beamu]

We both cracked the joke at the same time. Granted my timestamp now says 1:19 because of the update, but still, simultaneous cracks at Jehovas Witness.
It's really awkward when they come knocking at my door because I'm not enough of an asshole to just shut the door in their face even though I'm not in any way interested in what they have to tell me due to being an atheist. Plus they generally seem like nice people which almost makes me feel bad for throwing the little pamphlets they hand out into the trash once they leave.

[Snow]

I must be already drunk cuz I can't spell worth shit

[just Beamu]

I must be already drunk cuz I can't spell worth shit
Your spelling looks fine. Have you been drinking already?

[KinKrow]

THATS ME! THAT IS SO ME!!!

Everytime the blood collection agency calls me I wanna be like,"back the fuck of", but I listen to what they say.

I'm steadily losing patience though.

Its been happening for a year now.

[Snow]

Your spelling looks fine. Have you been drinking already?

Nah, I just arrived home a minute ago.

I'm actually reconsidering the smut part.

[Historia]

blood collection agency

they know

[Ayr]

I've only ever gotten strange knocks from Jehova's Witnesses.

Probably what they were, but they could have at least said so. Then I could close the door after delivering the appropriate "I don't really care about/need your product, sorry, bye" line. Which is really one of the life skills I could do with practicing since I don't like insulting random strangers.

[just Beamu]

Nah, I just arrived home a minute ago.

I'm actually reconsidering the smut part.
If it helps I think the writing you did for Medea was alright.

[Snow]

they know

Spoopy.

When someone calls me it's usually to sell me shit and then I get into the awkward balance of not wanting to sound rude and letting them know I'd really like them to drop it.

[just Beamu]

they know
I love how you always return to the young Rin avatar.

[Historia]

loli rin is growing on me what can i say

except call child protection services

[GhostDIGIT]

Hmm, I haven't finished Life is Strange yet but so far it's enjoyable if a little slow at times. Hopefully things will pick up by the second half.

Until Dawn, I like that most of my choices have a clear impact on the story. But I just don't care about 90% of the cast. It doesn't bother me if someone like Emily dies. Also the plot was a bit predictable but still enjoyable.
Yup, episode 3 and 4 are the best so far.

[just Beamu]

loli rin is growing on me what can i say

except call child protection services
Don't worry. I got those fuckers on speed dial. I wish I was kidding.

[Snow]

Don't worry. I got those fuckers on speed dial. I wish I was kidding.
It's ok Beamu, you're safe with us.

[just Beamu]

It's ok Beamu, you're safe with us.
Not for me. My parents are fine.

[Snow]

You're still safe with us.

[just Beamu]

You're still safe with us.
Okay. Now if only my second cousin was safe from her own mother I'd be happy.

[Historia]

but not with me

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ushiwakamaru is best rider after boudica

[just Beamu]

but not with me
Oh no. Another Break.

[Snow]

I really like Ushiwakamaru's voice. She sounds so stern and ladylike.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9aM9Ch97U8

[Historia]

I really like Ushiwakamaru's voice. She sounds so stern and ladylike.

dat Saori Hayami

[just Beamu]

dat Saori Hayami
First loli Rin, now Ushiwakamaru. How many little girls will you add to your collection of avatars?

[Historia]

First loli Rin, now Ushiwakamaru. How many little girls will you add to your collection of avatars?

Ushi isn't a loli...?

[just Beamu]

Ushi isn't a loli...?
Looks like one to me.

[KinKrow]

Oh no. Another Break.
Apparently I'm Break's sock puppet.


Liberating I guess.

[Snow]

Shrap your sig reminded me I need to hear me some Madeon.

[just Beamu]

Apparently I'm Break's sock puppet.


Liberating I guess.
Nah. Break never made as many jokes about cocks. You're not him.

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Shrap your sig reminded me I need to hear me some Madeon.
So Snow, did you ever get your drank on?

[Break]

I really like Ushiwakamaru's voice. She sounds so stern and ladylike.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9aM9Ch97U8

Thats the magic of the Hayamin

Also why Meltililith is so great

[KinKrow]

But the pancakes beamu!

The pancakes!

[Snow]

So Snow, did you ever get your drank on?

Nope. I'm a little girl and I need to mix my booze with something but it's raining and I can't go get some coke :/ I'm writing smut tho.

[Break]

Ushi isn't a loli...?

she kinda is, dude

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Nope. I'm a little girl and I need to mix my booze with something but it's raining and I can't go get some coke :/ I'm writing smut tho.


That reminds me of the one time i mixed beer with mint tea

drunk ideas

was actually good

[just Beamu]

But the pancakes beamu!

The pancakes!
Ok, I seriously don't know what the fuck you mean with the pancakes bit.

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Nope. I'm a little girl and I need to mix my booze with something but it's raining and I can't go get some coke


My half sisters' girlfriend used to be a bartender. Can make a drink out of anything.

[KinKrow]

Ok, I seriously don't know what the fuck you mean with the pancakes bit.

Flat tits boya.

Pancakes =/= Melons

[just Beamu]

I'm writing smut tho.

Bout what?

[Snow]

you'll see

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maybe

[Break]

Flat tits boya.

Pancakes =/= Melons

the usual euphemism for small tits is either lemons or, for the fully flat boards, well, boards. Nobody calls them pancakes.

[Historia]

the usual euphemism for small tits is either lemons or, for the fully flat boards, well, boards. Nobody calls them pancakes.

not nobody

[Break]

you'll see

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maybe

Write historically accurate TM Nero smut

that way you can throw in ancient roman architecture trivia

[Skull]

My half sisters' girlfriend used to be a bartender. Can make a drink out of anything.
I used to be one as well. Couldn't mix a drink to save my life.

It didn't help that I don't drink, so I knew next to nothing about alcoholic beverages.

[Snow]

I need a personal bartender. And a personal bar.

[just Beamu]

not nobody
I think he was implying Krow is a nobody.

[Historia]

I used to be one as well. Couldn't mix a drink to save my life.

It didn't help that I don't drink, so I knew next to nothing about alcoholic beverages.

how long did you last

[just Beamu]

I need a personal bartender. And a personal bar.
We have a building on our property that has a bar in it and a shitload of alcohol. We use it for parties I never go to. Between this and the aforementioned former bartender I have both of your desires, yet no desire to use them myself.

[Skull]

how long did you last
The entire six months of my contract.

I couldn't mix drinks, but damn if I didn't work hard at everything else.

[KinKrow]

the usual euphemism for small tits is either lemons or, for the fully flat boards, well, boards. Nobody calls them pancakes.

Literally everyone I've know that uses euphemisms for flatties has used pancakes.

Boards was also a thing but, y'know...

Food always has fun sexual connotations.

[Break]

The entire six months of my contract.

I couldn't mix drinks, but damn if I didn't work hard at everything else.

im kinda jealous, i never worked at a real bar

i was something like the bartender at the makeshift wannabe-bar we had in the basement of my former boarding school, but that wasnt a REAL bar. It was just a basement with a counter, a filled fridge and a billard-table.

[You]

Literally everyone I've know that uses euphemisms for flatties has used pancakes.

Boards was also a thing but, y'know...

Food always has fun sexual connotations.
me too. i've heard pancakes but never lemons.
That sounds like they're sharp rather than flat.

[just Beamu]

im kinda jealous, i never worked at a real bar

i was something like the bartender at the makeshift wannabe-bar we had in the basement of my former boarding school, but that wasnt a REAL bar. It was just a basement with a counter, a filled fridge and a billard-table.
Hah. Doesn't have a bar filled with enough alcohol to make enough molotov cocktails to burn the entire Red Army. Get whupped boi.

[Snow]

All this talk of boobies!

[just Beamu]

All this talk of boobies!
Don't forget the booze!

[Historia]

All this talk of boobies!

Such a cute bird.

[Snow]

Such a cute bird.

Those fabulous feet!

[Historia]

Those fabulous feet!

http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/Damn+i+m+out+of+ideas+now+have+some+real+boobies+_ 96f9f36296272441072e2a3fc92d7f38.jpg

Damn straight.

[KinKrow]

me too. i've heard pancakes but never lemons.
That sounds like they're sharp rather than flat.

And sour.

Seems a bit offensive to the girls.

Im tall and thin. Wouldn't want to be called a stick bug or something.

[just Beamu]

And sour.

Seems a bit offensive to the girls.

Im tall and thin. Wouldn't want to be called a stick bug or something.
Nah. You're a preying mantis. Sure, let's go with that.

[GhostDIGIT]

All this talk of boobies!
touch 'em, suck 'em, and rub 'em!

[Break]

Hah. Doesn't have a bar filled with enough alcohol to make enough molotov cocktails to burn the entire Red Army. Get whupped boi.

Dude, we had a castle, who needs Molotov cocktails? if someone besieged us we could just throw the canteen food, thats just as dangerous!

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All this talk of boobies!

what are your favourites Snow?

[just Beamu]

Dude, we had a castle, who needs Molotov cocktails? if someone besieged us we could just throw the canteen food, thats just as dangerous!
But can you drown your sorrows in your ammunition?

[Skull]

Don't forget the booze!
Please drink responsibly.

I don't like cleaning up the mess.