Random Thoughts Thread

[KinKrow]

praying mantis.Praying mantis


Praying

wouldyouliketoheartheword?

[just Beamu]

Please drink responsibly.

I don't like cleaning up the mess.
I don't actually drink myself.

[Skull]

I don't actually drink myself.
Huh, a rare one.

I too haven't touched the stuff in twelve years.

[Snow]

I drink so my natural charisma has no limitations and can run free.

[Rocket Burrito]

I can't stand the taste of alcohol tbh

[Frostyvale]

I'm opposed to consuming certain kinds of poison!

[Snow]

A charisma that will pierce the heavens.

[KinKrow]

I've had the occasional wine cooler, but I was raised to not really give a crap about alcohol.

Just a thing, a fairly dangerous thing if used in excess.

[just Beamu]

A charisma that will pierce the heavens.
Will it kick reason to the curb?

I-is this... Charisma Rank A+!?

[Frostyvale]

Just a thing, a fairly dangerous thing if used in excess.
Congratulations for making the most broadly applicable statement of the day.

[KinKrow]

A charisma that will pierce the heavens.

Oh my~

Is this conversation steering back to pancakes.

Or is it going south?

[just Beamu]

I'm opposed to consuming certain kinds of poison!
This is also largely my logic behind not drinking.

[Break]

I can't stand the taste of alcohol tbh

Nobody likes the taste os "pure" alcohol, thats why we make wine out of fruits and shit

[MrJoker]

All the way south, can feel the back of my neck getting a sunburn.

[KinKrow]

Congratulations for making the most broadly applicable statement of the day.Challenge accepted.



People do bad things.
Things can hurt people.
Be careful because things can be dangerous.


I feel that I should always strive to outdo myself.

[Snow]

It depends on what kind of drunk you are. I'm fun when drunk, and most of my friends are either fun or emotional when intoxicated. I know people who get really sick or aggressive when drunk, and funnily enough those are the ones that always drink too much and make a scene out of themselves.

I like to drink and chill, talk to people, and I can't do that when I'm half dead.

Sometimes I have to drown my sorrows but that's another matter.

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Will it kick reason to the curb?

I-is this... Charisma Rank A+!?
It's EX.

[Break]

Yeah, im pretty chill when drunk.

[Rocket Burrito]

It depends on what kind of drunk you are. I'm fun when drunk, and most of my friends are either fun or emotional when intoxicated. I know people who get really sick or aggressive when drunk, and funnily enough those are the ones that always drink too much and make a scene out of themselves.

I like to drink and chill, talk to people, and I can't do that when I'm half dead.

Sometimes I have to drown my sorrows but that's another matter.

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It's EX.

I'm mainly the suicidal, sick drunk, which is bad. I also can't hold my liquor to save my life, so I normally end up a sad mess in a corner by the end of two sips. Usually if I ever drink, you'll find me rolling on the floor in some secluded place kicking myself or smashing my own face in, which is why I avoid alcoholic drinks like the plague.

[just Beamu]

It depends on what kind of drunk you are. I'm fun when drunk, and most of my friends are either fun or emotional when intoxicated. I know people who get really sick or aggressive when drunk, and funnily enough those are the ones that always drink too much and make a scene out of themselves.

I like to drink and chill, talk to people, and I can't do that when I'm half dead.
My family has enough alcohol on the premises to sustain a small village for a month.

[Skull]

I really can't hold my liquor.

I start to fall asleep after a few swigs.

[Elthanes]

Nobody likes the taste os "pure" alcohol, thats why we make wine out of fruits and shit

Or beer, or spirits

[Snow]

I'm mainly the suicidal, sick drunk, which is bad. I also can't hold my liquor to save my life, so I normally end up a sad mess in a corner by the end of two sips. Usually if I ever drink, you'll find me rolling on the floor in some secluded place kicking myself or smashing my own face in, which is why I avoid alcoholic drinks like the plague.
If that's the case you should definitely continue avoiding alcohol.

[just Beamu]

It's EX.
Does this explain my compulsion to bow before my screen?

[Rocket Burrito]

If that's the case you should definitely continue avoiding alcohol.
Precisely why I make a habit of drinking plain water when with people.

[KinKrow]

Wow Burrito, that fucking sucks.

My condolences.

[MrJoker]

I'm more of a relaxed drinker when drunk, however I also like to drink till my liver hurts so how relaxed I am can be up to debate.

[Snow]

Does this explain my compulsion to bow before my screen?

maybe

[Rocket Burrito]

maybe
I think it's just the cool typing style followed by the avatar looking down on everyone.

[just Beamu]

maybe
Your comments on charisma fit very well with your current avatar.

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I only ever drink water for the most part.

[MrJoker]

I might be the only one who's envisioning Snow's avatar stomping on them...

[KinKrow]

I think it's just the cool typing style followed by the avatar looking down on everyone.

Her eyes~

So intense~

[just Beamu]

I might be the only one who's envisioning Snow's avatar stomping on them...
...Not sure where your mind's going on that one. Not sure if want.

[mAc Chaos]

mmmmmm

dat cringe

[GhostDIGIT]

..Say good night..to the bad guy.

[Sesto]

I'm more of a relaxed drinker when drunk, however I also like to drink till my liver hurts so how relaxed I am can be up to debate.

I'm the type of drinker who drinks quietly until he passes out/falls asleep

Alternatively, I complain about my problems and spiral into a depressive state

[Rocket Burrito]

Ah, speaking of night, it's 4AM, I think I should go try and sleep. I just realised it was 4, I thought it was still 9PM!

[SeiKeo]

mmmmmm

dat cringe
IKR

[Snow]

1. Lay down

2.Try not to be discomforted

3. Be discomforted a lot

[Kirby]

I can't see

[just Beamu]

1. Lay down

2.Try not to be discomforted

3. Be discomforted a lot
Don't worry Snow, it's only MrJoker imagining the stomping. I hope.

[GhostDIGIT]

I'm the type of drinker who drinks quietly until he passes out/falls asleep

Alternatively, I complain about my problems and spiral into a depressive state
Oh, you're sober now. How you feelin' buddy?

[Rocket Burrito]

Don't worry Snow, it's only MrJoker imagining the stomping. I hope.
im so sorry

[just Beamu]

I can't see
Maybe you should go see ​an eye doctor.

[Strange_One]

I can't see

Maneuver Senpai into gently brushing your hair aside.

[Rocket Burrito]

Maybe you should go see ​an eye doctor.
illya cant see what you did there

[just Beamu]

im so sorry
Dammit, not you too Burrito.

[MrJoker]

I'm the type of drinker who drinks quietly until he passes out/falls asleep

Alternatively, I complain about my problems and spiral into a depressive state
Haven't passed out in a very long time, by the time I get close to being that drunk I tend to try beat the black out to the punch by going sleep. Still pass out drunkeness makes you feel as if you're in the hangover so it isn't too bad. The alternative is though....

Yep pretty sure it's just me doing the imagining. Feel free to comfort yourselves.

[Historia]

Feel free to comfort yourselves.

Will do, thanks.

[Snow]

This thread just went somewhere horrible.

[Sesto]

Oh, you're sober now. How you feelin' buddy?

I've been sober for like 8 hours now. I guess more if you count sleep. Too long tbh.

[GhostDIGIT]

This episode in Stupid American Horror Story! Gay guys want the babies, creepy bitch widow wants the babies, Psycho Jealous Annoying Bitch wants the babies, Creepy Suicide Doctor Wife wants the babies, and the pathetic Main characters are fucking hopeless.

[Historia]

and the pathetic Main characters are fucking hopeless.

Aren't they always.

[GhostDIGIT]

I've been sober for like 8 hours now. I guess more if you count sleep. Too long tbh.
Here, have a hug....It's okay, Fish, everything is going to be okay.

[just Beamu]

Will do, thanks.
Why Shrapy, why?

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This thread just went somewhere horrible.
It always does. Any luck with the rain letting up?

[Snow]

Why Shrapy, why?

Jeez Beamu you can't just ask people why they're comforting themselves!

[MrJoker]

What if I'm British, can't I still want the babies, biological limits be dammed!

[Sesto]

Here, have a hug....It's okay, Fish, everything is going to be okay.

I know, I still have some whiskey left.

[Strange_One]

Why Shrapy, why?Always struck me as a kinda Break the second.

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Also Mahou Shoujo Revy GJ!

[GhostDIGIT]

I know, I still have some whiskey left.
....Just make sure to make it last.

[Historia]

Jeez Beamu you can't just ask people why they're comforting themselves!

Because I finally found how to start off my "Rin spirals into a emotional wreck" fanfic--inside a small dark room huddled in a corner! Yay!

[GhostDIGIT]

Sup, Revy.

[just Beamu]

Because I finally found how to start off my "Rin spirals into a emotional wreck" fanfic--inside a small dark room huddled in a corner! Yay!
Nice Revy avatar. We all know the real answer is loneliness.

[Snow]

Because I finally found how to start off my "Rin spirals into a emotional wreck" fanfic--inside a small dark room huddled in a corner! Yay!
Sounds intriguing.

[Historia]

I've found myself listening to lots of anime mashups remixes lately. x1.5 speed is dope.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js0B8VQVaVs

[just Beamu]

Jeez Beamu you can't just ask people why they're comforting themselves!
B-but I'm curious!

[GhostDIGIT]

I wonder if anyone has ever written a continuation fic of that on HF bad end where Rin kills Sakura but has Shirou under a geas.

[KinKrow]

Always struck me as a kinda Break the second.

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Also Mahou Shoujo Revy GJ!

I dunno enough about all the people here.

How would you define Break?

[just Beamu]

I dunno enough about all the people here.

How would you define Break?
Creepy obsession with lolis and he had a problem remembering to spoiler tag shit.

[KinKrow]

I wonder if anyone has ever written a continuation fic of that on HF bad end where Rin kills Sakura but has Shirou under a geas.

Sounds like it would end in tears and suffering.



It must be done.

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Creepy obsession with lolis and he had a problem remembering to spoiler tag shit.

Eh, loli is weird.

If its like a legit child then get it the fuck away from me kids are annoying.

Ilya is something like eigteen years old so I wouldn't count her a child. Just a really tiny woman.

[just Beamu]

I've found myself listening to lots of anime mashups remixes lately. x1.5 speed is dope.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js0B8VQVaVs
Tell me Shrapy, what is the best mashup you've heard so far?

[KinKrow]

Also I'll try to remember to spoiler tag shit :p

[just Beamu]

Eh, loli is weird.

If its like a legit child then get it the fuck away from me kids are annoying.

Ilya is something like eigteen years old so I wouldn't count her a child. Just a really tiny woman.
He loves all lolis. On tonight's episode of To Catch a Predator...

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Also I'll try to remember to spoiler tag shit :p

He also had a problem with not tagging NSFW stuff too.

[Historia]

I wonder if anyone has ever written a continuation fic of that on HF bad end where Rin kills Sakura but has Shirou under a geas.

Maybe.

Mine's based on Sparks Liner High, since I like the idea of Shirou being turned into a vegetable and what's left used for research by the Clock Tower.

But, anyway, dem mashups/remixes.

[just Beamu]

But, anyway, dem mashups/remixes.

You gotta give us names. Aside from Senpai Gone Love It.

[Snow]

this gem right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1M69l7ZGlw

[KinKrow]

He loves all lolis. On tonight's episode of To Catch a Predator...

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He also had a problem with not tagging NSFW stuff too.

Ah.

Ah?

Well that's a thing I guess?

Alsoodjfhfhdbx

Not taggin nsfw loli pics!?!?

[GhostDIGIT]

Maybe.

Mine's based on Sparks Liner High, since I like the idea of Shirou being turned into a vegetable and what's left used for research by the Clock Tower.

But, anyway, dem mashups/remixes.
He can't get a break even when he's brain dead.

[just Beamu]

this gem right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1M69l7ZGlw

I love you forever.

[GhostDIGIT]

this gem right here
vid
Bear Glove!

[just Beamu]

Ah.

Ah?

Well that's a thing I guess?

Alsoodjfhfhdbx

Not taggin nsfw loli pics!?!?

He's been tempbanned for it multiple times.

[Snow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfnwTA5qtxc

[KinKrow]

He's been tempbanned for it multiple times.

like, is it a legit mistake?
or is he just a reeeaaaaaally good troll?

[Historia]

.

Surely.

No. Its obviously this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyZOK8lJMcM

[black1blade]

Had lots of "fun" at my school's sixth form open evening. Thinking about doing maths, physics, geography and english lit for A-levels maybe. Also just finished Hunted and there was so much expense in the last episode.

[just Beamu]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfnwTA5qtxc

Marry me. Share with me these glorious videos which you posses.

[Strange_One]

Sorry Shrap-chan. *Snow* wins it all.

[just Beamu]

Sorry Shrap-chan. *Snow* wins it all.

I'm sorry Shrapy. Even the unstoppable John Cena can't compare.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NXrTujMP50

[Strange_One]

What have you people done to me


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaSepWHbZTA

[Historia]

Y'all don't even know. You can't hit what you can't see.

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But, really, in all seriousness, this is a good one:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB6i6wJH6gk

[just Beamu]

Y'all don't even know. You can't hit what you can't see.
Enlighten us.

[black1blade]

I'm going to bed and I didn't have time today to watch the new subete episode ;_;

[Historia]

Or this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCSytPi8e5U

[black1blade]

on a side note I've got the young black jack OP stuck in my head. It's pretty weird with it's lyrics of "I'm just feeling alive!" while people are getting killed during the vietnam war...

[just Beamu]

Or this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCSytPi8e5U

I need more Daft Punk mixed with anime. I fucking need it. Moar.

[Snow]

Or this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCSytPi8e5U
Awsum!

[just Beamu]

Awsum!

The world needs more Daft Punk crossed with anime. It's glorious.

[Strange_One]

ohgoditwontstop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJZsU2kAkfE

[just Beamu]

ohgoditwontstop]
That's nothing. The memes must intensify.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qyp-_uTD674

[Historia]

.

weed evrrday 2gud 420 blaze it

[GhostDIGIT]

What a lovely orgy of Memes.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0YoUh0SjWc
...Hehe!

[just Beamu]

We already mentioned that one Ghosty. Get on our level.

[Strange_One]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OyVTZygdlY

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Jebus H Christ I'll never have to think about what to put on for background music ever again

[just Beamu]

It won't stop will it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GxA4yD9d6w

[Strange_One]

Short ver. if you don't have an hour. (https://youtu.be/mIq07NwQw90)

[Polly]

I had to wake up and get out of bed at 6 AM.

I returned home from uni, work, and other shite at 11 PM.

I just want to curl up on my bed and die.

[Historia]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tVbVu9Mkg

[Polly]

And I'm still not done with work and have shit to do.

Just kill me already please.

[Historia]

I had to wake up and get out of bed at 6 AM.

I returned home from uni, work, and other shite at 11 PM.

I just want to curl up on my bed and die.

What are you doing instead.

[just Beamu]

The videos won't stop at this point. What have we done?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tVbVu9Mkg
It's a good thing I have headphones on because just as Lil John came on my seven year old second cousin walked into the room. It was all I could do not to burst out laughing at the situation.

[Polly]

What are you doing instead.

Making something in Excel and when it's finished sending it to a potential customer.

[Snow]

Cheering for Polls!

[Historia]

Making something in Excel and when it's finished sending it to a potential customer.

Excel is fun to use and work with. I envy you.

[Polly]

Excel is fun to use and work with. I envy you.

I will strangle you with my own two hands...

[Historia]

Hope it goes well for you.

[Polly]

Cheering for Polls!

If I manage to do this right and get this guy to sing the contract I'm buying you drinks.

[Historia]

And jokes on you. I'm a masochist.

[Strife ❤️]

Oh? Have you got a new job? Or is it your own work?

[just Beamu]

Hope it goes well for you.

The strangling hopefully. It's the only way to save the lolis in your basement.

[Polly]

Oh? Have you got a new job? Or is it your own work?

It's the same old job. :(

A customer asked me to make him a presentation of the offer via email so now I'm doing that, hoping it pays off.

[GhostDIGIT]

I fucking hate this show but I can't stop watching this fucking trainwreck!

[just Beamu]

DaItalianFish, I'm curious. Given how often your posts look like drunkposts how often do you drink?

[Snow]

And jokes on you. I'm a masochist.

ayyyyyy

[just Beamu]

ayyyyyy
Snow, did the rain ever let up? Did you finally get to partake in the booze?

[Snow]

Snow, did the rain ever let up? Did you finally get to partake in the booze?

It actually stopped but I didn't drink and chose to instead use sleep deprivation to the same effect of liberation from all restraint in writing smut.

[just Beamu]

It actually stopped but I didn't drink and chose to instead use sleep deprivation to the same effect of liberation from all restraint in writing smut.
Good luck. Hope it goes well. ...Does sleep deprivation also bring out your unrestrained charisma?

[Snow]

Good luck. Hope it goes well. ...Does sleep deprivation also bring out your unrestrained charisma?

Nope. It just brings out my unrestrained Iwanttokillmyselforsomeoneelseihatelife.

[just Beamu]

Nope. It just brings out my unrestrained Iwanttokillmyselforsomeoneelseihatelife.
Let the Iwanttokillmyselforsomeoneelseihatelife go. Focus on the smut. What pairing is it?

[Spinach]

remember when we used to have fun

[Snow]

who had fun? who are these people?

[just Beamu]

remember when we used to have fun
What?

[Snow]

I distinctly remember not having fun.

[just Beamu]

I distinctly remember not having fun.

This saddens me.

[mAc Chaos]

remember when this thread was about fun bants

[GhostDIGIT]

Philosophy is a weird thing that's been popping up in my life lately so I'm just gonna post this here cause why the fuck not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N_RO-jL-90

[Vagrant]

I always have fun. It's an endless ride.

[just Beamu]

remember when this thread was about fun bants

What magical time was this?

[Snow]

remember when this thread was about fun bants

I see we are not welcome here GB.

[Spinach]

http://i.imgur.com/2AhVCl8.jpg

[just Beamu]

I see we are not welcome here GB.
Indeed. We are rejected. Come on. Let's go start Snow and Gaybeamu's Thread of Inane Amusement.

[Polly]

I'm always tons of fun when I'm around.

[Seika]

Executing ordinary posters is forbidden!

You're meant to let me join in.

[just Beamu]

http://i.imgur.com/2AhVCl8.jpg

Bang Bang he shot me down. Bang Bang I hit the ground. Bang Bang that awful sound. Bang Bang my baby shot me down.

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Executing ordinary posters is forbidden!

You're meant to let me join in.
:(

[Spinach]

http://i.imgur.com/XOW21sz.jpg

[Vagrant]

http://i.imgur.com/2AhVCl8.jpg

http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/gotham-crime-alley-625x264.jpg

[GhostDIGIT]

Executing ordinary posters is forbidden!

You're meant to let me join in.
Are any of us ordinary?

[Snow]

Are any of us ordinary?

I'm not.

[GhostDIGIT]

http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/gotham-crime-alley-625x264.jpg
Quit crying, rich boy!

[Seika]

I'm not.
Tell me more about how your blue name makes you special.

[Snow]

ouch

[Spinach]

http://i.imgur.com/KCDZC3I.jpg

[just Beamu]

Tell me more about how your blue name makes you special.

That hurts Seika. It hurts deep down in the soul.

[GhostDIGIT]

ouch
Enjoy the pain.

[just Beamu]

http://i.imgur.com/KCDZC3I.jpg


So violent.

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Enjoy the pain.
We aren't all masochists like Shrapy.

[Daiki]

How many of these do you have Spin

like srsly

[GhostDIGIT]

Everyone's a masochist here in this painful thread.

[Spinach]

http://i.imgur.com/m0yEyfj.jpg

[Snow]

At least the rain stopped so that's a plus.

[GhostDIGIT]

Please tell me these new house dwellers aren't fucking idiots.

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Fuck I jinxed it!

[just Beamu]

I'm scared to think how many little girls with guns Spin has trapped in his basement.

[Snow]

Please tell me these new house dwellers aren't fucking idiots.

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Fuck I jinxed it!
What are you watching, Ghost?

[GhostDIGIT]

The first season of American Horror Story.

[Snow]

The first season of American Horror Story.
I watched the last episode of The Coven. It was a trainwreck too.

[SeiKeo]

I'm scared to think how many little girls with guns Spin has trapped in his basement.
Not everyone's creepy.

[GhostDIGIT]

I watched the last episode of The Coven. It was a trainwreck too.
So this entire show is a trainwreck that you just can't look away from.....Fuuuuuuuuuuck!

[just Beamu]

Not everyone's creepy.
I was joking. Are you calling me creepy?

[Snow]

So this entire show is a trainwreck that you just can't look away from.....Fuuuuuuuuuuck!

It was actually amusing. We had to watch the whole thing just because it was so ridiculous. In the end it started looking like they're doing it intentionally.

[Spinach]

http://i.imgur.com/82GXSgn.jpg

[Snow]

Shame cause the premise sounded like something I'd enjoy.

[GhostDIGIT]

Shame cause the premise sounded like something I'd enjoy.
I know right? But it's just so horrible!

[mAc Chaos]

http://images.sanctuary-inc.net/funpost.png

[Spinach]

http://i.imgur.com/gMfAARP.jpg

[Snow]

I know right? But it's just so horrible!
Then S1 of True Detective came and satisfied my appetite for creepy-but-not-supernatural shit.

[GhostDIGIT]

Then S1 of True Detective came and satisfied my appetite for creepy-but-not-supernatural shit.
...Is it good?

[just Beamu]

http://images.sanctuary-inc.net/funpost.png


Share more mAc. I beg you.

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http://i.imgur.com/gMfAARP.jpg

What series is this from?

[Snow]

...Is it good?

I thought it was great. What made it even better/worse was that it's based on even more horrible real events.

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http://i.imgur.com/lXZxis0.jpg?1

[mAc Chaos]

Share more mAc. I beg you.
that was homebrewed meme

i will need to dig into my archives

[Snow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tna0Mmu1XlI

[GhostDIGIT]

I thought it was great. What made it even better/worse was that it's based on even more horrible real events.
Yaaaay!

Oh god dammit, the same shit is happening again! Except it's not being spread throughout twelve fucking episodes.

[just Beamu]

that was homebrewed meme

i will need to dig into my archives
The world needs more of your memes. mAc. You're our only hope.

[Kirby]

http://i.imgur.com/gMfAARP.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/HBW508k.gif

mfw

[SeiKeo]

I thought it was great. What made it even better/worse was that it's based on even more horrible real events.

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http://i.imgur.com/lXZxis0.jpg?1
My god. Remove that timepiece.

[Spinach]

Kirby, help me have fun.

[Kirby]

It's all over, Spin

[mAc Chaos]

lol of course leo would zero in on the watch

[Spinach]

http://i.imgur.com/dGnSyKh.png

[Snow]

My god. Remove that timepiece.
how?

[SeiKeo]

how?
probably when it catches on some rebar and tears her hand off with how unstreamlined it is

[just Beamu]

how?

Get Rocket Burrito on that. He can digital art with the best of them.

[Snow]

probably when it catches on some rebar and tears her hand off with how unstreamlined it is
one less warmonger in the world

[Strife ❤️]

Is wearing a watch in that position even a thing

[Historia]

http://www.sheknows.com/parenting/articles/1099231/little-girl-sent-home-no-pants

So after reading this I checked out the comments. Mainly personal stories. One of them was this:

I was in 3rd grade and asked the teacher several times if I could go to the bathroom.

She said no everytime.

So I pooped in the garbage can at her desk and used her scarf to wipe my ass.

I never had a problem after that.

[SeiKeo]

Is wearing a watch in that position even a thing
It's too loose. Slipping.

[just Beamu]

http://www.sheknows.com/parenting/articles/1099231/little-girl-sent-home-no-pants

So after reading this I checked out the comments. Mainly personal stories. One of them was this:

I was in 3rd grade and asked the teacher several times if I could go to the bathroom.

She said no everytime.

So I pooped in the garbage can at her desk and used her scarf to wipe my ass.

I never had a problem after that.

I am once again concerned about your interest in 3rd graders.
Glorious.

[2Bad]

Dark Souls 3 network beta tomorrow.

[Fel]

http://www.sheknows.com/parenting/articles/1099231/little-girl-sent-home-no-pants
Fucked up

[Historia]

Fucked up

More like idiotic.

[Snow]

http://www.sheknows.com/parenting/articles/1099231/little-girl-sent-home-no-pants

So after reading this I checked out the comments. Mainly personal stories. One of them was this:

I was in 3rd grade and asked the teacher several times if I could go to the bathroom.

She said no everytime.

So I pooped in the garbage can at her desk and used her scarf to wipe my ass.

I never had a problem after that.
Reminds me of a greentext that I read on imgur once about some guy who regularly vigilante pooped around school and got called the Phantom Pooper or something like that.

[Strife ❤️]

http://i.imgur.com/lGYiXUn.jpg

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holy shit that was huge

[Spinach]

http://i.imgur.com/JwagMFj.png

[SeiKeo]

http://i.imgur.com/08tJXlV.jpg

[Spinach]

Dark Souls 3 network beta tomorrow.

oh shit, is it an open beta?

[Snow]

http://i.imgur.com/t4SQlY1.jpg?1

[SeiKeo]

http://i.imgur.com/l7H4AEV.jpg

[Kirby]

http://puu.sh/kLFud/e4e657f6eb.jpg

[Spinach]

wow nice kirby

[2Bad]

oh shit, is it an open beta?

You had to either win an application drawing for a product code to dl the client or, more likely, grab the client when they accidentally made it available to all PS+ subscribers the other day.

[Snow]

http://i.imgur.com/1G5PESO.jpg

[Spinach]

You had to either win an application drawing for a product code to dl the client or, more likely, grab the client when they accidentally made it available to all PS+ subscribers the other day.

Oh is it the console test

who cares

[2Bad]

Oh is it the console test

who cares

It's the network stress test period, there's not going to be one for PC apparently.

[Strife ❤️]

http://i3.minus.com/ibd0L2I1jiLYBp.jpg

[SeiKeo]

http://i.imgur.com/GydLJpF.jpg

[Spinach]

It's the network stress test period, there's not going to be one for PC apparently.

what a shit

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didn't PC get one for 2 or am I mistaken?

[2Bad]

what a shit

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didn't PC get one for 2 or am I mistaken?

You are completely mistaken.

[Polly]

Finally fucking done with the thing.

[Strife ❤️]

now hopefully it wasnt a lie so he could get away without being roped into a contract on the spot

[just Beamu]

Finally fucking done with the thing.

Did it go well?

[Polly]

Did it go well?

I think it looks very professional.

So professional the man will probably think I just nicked it from some company site instead of wasting precious sleep time on it.

[Sesto]

DaItalianFish, I'm curious. Given how often your posts look like drunkposts how often do you drink?

almost missed this

i usually drink every weekend, and on weekdays depending on how shitty i feel. sadly i don't think i will drink tonight because i have too much shit to do.

[just Beamu]

I think it looks very professional.

So professional the man will probably think I just nicked it from some company site instead of wasting precious sleep time on it.
Hope it works out. Did you say you work for marketing in a telecommunications company?

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almost missed this

i usually drink every weekend, and on weekdays depending on how shitty i feel. sadly i don't think i will drink tonight because i have too much shit to do.
I feel like your posting lends itself to being shitfaced.

[Polly]

Hope it works out. Did you say you work for marketing in a telecommunications company?

No, I work as a sales person.

That I basically do marketing and technical support alongside it without due compensation is something we will not mention.

[just Beamu]

No, I work as a sales person.

That I basically do marketing and technical support alongside it without due compensation is something we will not mention.

Sorry. Why did this particular sales pitch require more work than usual?

[GhostDIGIT]

"Let's have sex in an abandoned asylum!"

Oh you're just begging to get fucked in the intestines with a machete.

[Polly]

Sorry. Why did this particular sales pitch require more work than usual?

Because apparently telling the guy everything there is to know and giving him a leaflet isn't enough so I have to do this shit, too, and send it via email.

I fucking hate people.

[just Beamu]

"Let's have sex in an abandoned asylum!"

Oh you're just begging to get fucked in the intestines with a machete.
Dafuq?

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Because apparently telling the guy everything there is to know and giving him a leaflet isn't enough so I have to do this shit, too, and send it via email.

I fucking hate people.
Sorry for bringing it up. Didn't mean to be annoying.

[GhostDIGIT]

American Horror Story is a fucking trainwreck.

[Polly]

Sorry for bringing it up. Didn't mean to be annoying.

It's okay man, I won't attack you :p

[Snow]

Roomies bought me chocolate. Roomies are nice to me again!

[just Beamu]

It's okay man, I won't attack you :p
Okay. If I ever ask anything obnoxious just tell me and I'll stop.

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Roomies bought me chocolate. Roomies are nice to me again!
What kind of chocolate?

[just Beamu]

I really like this new avatar that LonelyIndian made.

[Snow]

With cookies.

[just Beamu]

With cookies.

What kind of cookies? My grandmother constantly makes chocolate chip cookies. They're delicious. Totally worth the diabetes that I'll probably develop from eating all of them.

[Snow]

http://i.imgur.com/5vRr21u.jpg

[just Beamu]

http://i.imgur.com/5vRr21u.jpg

Can't beat cookies made by an elderly grandmother. So fucking good. Although those do look good. She also makes chocolaty fudge brownies. Filled with chocolate chips. Because there can never be enough chocolate.

[Polly]

Nice roomates.

[Kelnish]

Roomies bought me chocolate. Roomies are nice to me again!
I have like 15 roommates and none of them have ever brought me cookies(roommate is literal, we all live in one room)

[just Beamu]

I have like 15 roommates and none of them have ever brought me cookies(roommate is literal, we all live in one room)

What kind of food do you eat in the Navy?

[Kelnish]

What kind of food do you eat in the Navy?
Public school lunch program type food but cheaper.

[just Beamu]

Public school lunch program type food but cheaper.
I'm sorry.

[Snow]

After the heartache they've been giving me the last few weeks they better be nice now. Also the chocolate was on sale...

[just Beamu]

After the heartache they've been giving me the last few weeks they better be nice now. Also the chocolate was on sale...
Was it good chocolate?

[Snow]

I have like 15 roommates and none of them have ever brought me cookies(roommate is literal, we all live in one room)

Are they bearable at least?

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Was it good chocolate?
yup

[Kelnish]

Are they bearable at least?

Yeah they're all pretty chill. I'll end up hating every last one of them within a couple of months no matter what though, just based on proximity.

[just Beamu]

yup

Do you like milk chocolate or dark chocolate?

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Yeah they're all pretty chill. I'll end up hating every last one of them within a couple of months no matter what though, just based on proximity.

How long have you been in the Navy so far?

[GhostDIGIT]

Playing This War of Mine right now. I have killed every officer at the Military Base.

[GhostDIGIT]

Oh my, even more fucking idiots this season.

[Meh]

http://i.imgur.com/ebHtnbq.png
I wish that the internet was as fast as that peak

[Snow]

You'd see things happen before they happen.

[just Beamu]

You'd see things happen before they happen.
He could control the world. It would be his plaything.

[KinKrow]

Hey Beamu, I used one of your quotes in my sig.
Do you mind?

[just Beamu]

Hey Beamu, I used one of your quotes in my sig.
Do you mind?

I don't mind. Though I question why you found that quote to be worth sigging. Not my best material.