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KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 08:51 PM
So then you would choose the path that puts you at increased risk of a horrific death due to relative lack of useful abilities. Interesting.

Mhm yup, depends on how useful you could make yourself to Zouken, I honestly don't think you could even pretend to be a child around him.

Just, y'know, keep knowledge of the Nasuverse secret.



Also just because you have a lack of circuits doesn't mean you can't work magic.
I also never was sure if Shinji had zero circuits, or just very few that had shitty quality.

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 08:52 PM
Mhm yup, depends on how useful you could make yourself to Zouken, I honestly don't think you could even pretend to be a child around him.

Just, y'know, keep knowledge of the Nasuverse secret.



Also just because you have a lack of circuits doesn't mean you can't work magic.
I also never was sure if Shinji had zero circuits, or just very few that had shitty quality.
So you would willingly serve under the command of an old rat bastard made of penis worms that ordered the rape of a girl and is batshit crazy. Interesting.

Historia
October 16th, 2015, 08:53 PM
Fallen to the floor in shock, Illya stared at the dazzling muscular figure who stood within the still steaming incantation circle before her, eyes wide with awe as she looked upon every inch of his fine physique from his perfect pecks to bulging thighs. Glistening, his body was chiseled like those of Greek sculptures from a millennium ago, and she could feel the heat radiating from it as he flexed with each quaking step. As he came to stand before her, she slowly rose back to her feet, asking for his name.

And his name was John Cena. Abadoo! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LitDGyxFh4#t=7s)

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 08:55 PM
A lack of inherent useful abilities doesn't mean you can't learn new skills.

And I think that vampires/magi/demons/aposteles/fairies would be pretty good motivation to learn some useful shit.

Also, it's way to easy to GaryStu if your stuck in someone with inherent power.



A wild GaryStu has appeared!

It used Wish Fulfillment!

YOURE FUCKED!

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 08:57 PM
Fallen to the floor in shock, Illya stared at the dazzling muscular figure who stood within the still steaming incantation circle before her, eyes wide with awe as she looked upon every inch of his fine physique from his perfect pecks to bulging thighs. Glistening, his body was chiseled like those of Greek sculptures from a millennium ago, and she could feel the heat radiating from it as he flexed with each quaking step. As he came to stand before her, she slowly rose back to her feet, asking for his name.

And his name was John Cena.

Beautiful. Although it would be millennia ago and not just a single millennium.

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A lack of inherent useful abilities doesn't mean you can't learn new skills.

And I think that vampires/magi/demons/aposteles/fairies would be pretty good motivation to learn some useful shit.

Also, it's way to easy to GaryStu if your stuck in someone with inherent power.



A wild GaryStu has appeared!

It used Wish Fulfillment!

YOURE FUCKED!

So you're under the impression that being faced with a challenge automatically makes you capable of overcoming them. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. Interesting.

Historia
October 16th, 2015, 09:00 PM
Beautiful. Although it would be millennia ago and not just a single millennium.

I wrote it in literally 5 minutes just for that post. In actuality I'm still at the beginning where Illya is acting all bitchy to Sella and Leysritt.

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 09:02 PM
I wrote it in literally 5 minutes just for that post. In actuality I'm still at the beginning where Illya is acting all bitchy to Sella and Leysritt.

Get to work young man. The world needs this fanfic.

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 09:04 PM
So you're under the impression that being faced with a challenge automatically makes you capable of overcoming them. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. Interesting.

Honestly?

I would learn as much as I could, munchkin shit, and after Kiri kicked the bucket I would teach Shirou the proper methods of magecraft, convince him to spend a little cash to get physical training and toss whatever allowance I got from Zouken(if any) towards helping him.

And then? Pray to fuck that humanity doesn't end so I can arrange grandpas death and research magecraft for fun and profit.

Fuck Magic, to hard to get.

Time to be a greedy self serving motherfucker.

Lonely Indian
October 16th, 2015, 09:07 PM
I think he just did.

No I didn't :(


Well I cant remember how the conversation started but long ago I was at Weatherspoons with my friends and somehow we were discussing marriage and then my friend brings out a video on youtube about a guy marrying a dog, which he thought was reincarnated wife, and then starts joking thats how my arranged marriage is going to go down.

Then the next day, during one of my lectures, my prof kinda comes to me and asks in a low voice "Is it true you're being forced to marry a dog?". Turns out he was in the opposite booth and heard piece of the convo yesterday.

Welp at least he was asking out of good intentions and was going to recommend going to the student union for help or something.


As for the potato kid story. Well my friend in his younger years was allegedly walking down the corridor one day, when he walks by a potato kid who taps him on the shoulder and asks for help and to follow him.

And then he follows him all the way to the disabled toilet...[the alarm bells didn't go off in his head]

Being the fool/good samaritan that tries to gain karma points he thought nothing of it and and went in and was asked to stand and face the wall?
And the kid tries to dry hump him from behind to which he thought at that point karma points werent worth it and pushed the kid over and ran away back to the class room.

And then the potato kid comes back to his class room (they're both in the same class I think) looking pretty angry and ask "What did you do that for?" and punches him in the balls and then runs away.

My friend was naturally in fetal position after that with a now added trauma/fear about disabled toilets and potato kids with back dry humping fetish.

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 09:08 PM
Honestly?

I would learn as much as I could, munchkin shit, and after Kiri kicked the bucket I would teach Shirou the proper methods of magecraft, convince him to spend a little cash to get physical training and toss whatever allowance I got from Zouken(if any) towards helping him.

And then? Pray to fuck that humanity doesn't end so I can arrange grandpas death and research magecraft for fun and profit.

Fuck Magic, to hard to get.

Time to be a greedy self serving motherfucker.
So you're under the impression that you would have the oppurtunity to quickly grasp magecraft over the course of two weeks which would involve Servants regularly trying to kill you and become a badass despite not having the plot armor of a protagonist? Interesting.

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 09:08 PM
No I didn't :(

I know, I know.

I was busy cooking dinner between posts.

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 09:09 PM
I know, I know.

I was busy cooking dinner between posts.
What were you cooking?

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 09:15 PM
So you're under the impression that you would have the oppurtunity to quickly grasp magecraft over the course of two weeks which would involve Servants regularly trying to kill you and become a badass despite not having the plot armor of a protagonist? Interesting.

lol, why the fuck would I write I story that starts at the beginning of the war.

Start from birth, spend several years learning formalcraft, see if good ol' gramps spent any time at Atlas or if he good get you access to learning Memory Partition and Thought Acceleration.



Wait, why the hell are you thinking I meant the start of the war if I mentioned waiting until Kiritsugu died to teach Shirou magi shit?

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What were you cooking?

Parmesian chicken.

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Delicious~

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 09:17 PM
lol, why the fuck would I write I story that starts at the beginning of the war.

Start from birth, spend several years learning formalcraft, see if good ol' gramps spent any time at Atlas or if he good get you access to learning Memory Partition and Thought Acceleration.



Wait, why the hell are you thinking I meant the start of the war if I mentioned waiting until Kiritsugu died to teach Shirou magi shit?
I glossed over some of it. Also, I was under the impression that Zouken didn't really give a flying fuck about teaching him magecraft even if he did have the potential for it.

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Parmesian chicken.

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Delicious~
Imma eat a chicken pot pie.

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If the broth isn't on the verge of giving my mouth first degree burns then it isn't worth putting in my mouth.

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 09:21 PM
I wrote the reply to your question.

I don't see why Zouken would have a problem teaching. A knowledgeable grandson could be just as valuable if not more than canon!Shinji.

I mean, he acted like a self centered ass and basically not much else.

What else does Zouken do anyway? I actually don't know.



As for munchkining I would try to learn the limits of formalcraft, as much alchemy as possible, and see what the limits of homunculi creation are.

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 09:24 PM
I wrote the reply to your question.

I don't see why Zouken would have a problem teaching. A knowledgeable grandson could be just as valuable if not more than canon!Shinji.

I mean, he acted like a self centered ass and basically not much else.

What else does Zouken do anyway? I actually don't know.



As for munchkining I would try to learn the limits of formalcraft, as much alchemy as possible, and see what the limits of homunculi creation are.

I didn't mean that he couldn't, just that he didn't bother. Also, regardless of his usefulness, Shinji was only ever needed to keep Sakura's worms satisfied. No matter how useful Shinji made himself, that would always be his primary use. Now I might respond to you in more detail later, but right now Imma go eat a pot pie.

Sesto
October 16th, 2015, 09:38 PM
if i were thrown into the nasuverse a couple weeks before the 5th grail war

i'd: summon a hassan and hope he isn't a big loser. because obviously summoning an assassin would change the grail war the least

then, i'd somehow try to encounter shirou or rin before the grail war starts. maybe like go to Copenhagen while shirou is working or bump into rin after she leaves school (lol i'm a stalker), just so they see my face.

then, when illya attacks them (i hope for non-UBW or non-HF route because that's too cray cray for me) i go and help shirou after illya leaves. then the next day i come i go to shirou's house and and say "lets team up guys i'm very useful"

then, i use my knowledge of the war and just make sure nothing major changes so it's easy to make shirou win. meanwhile i get rin to falls in love with me because i'm cute and knowledgeable. also i find caren and throw her a birthday party on her birthday.

i don't know what you guys are talking about though lol this is just me self insert fantasy

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 09:46 PM
if i were thrown into the nasuverse a couple weeks before the 5th grail war

i'd: summon a hassan and hope he isn't a big loser. because obviously summoning an assassin would change the grail war the least

then, i'd somehow try to encounter shirou or rin before the grail war starts. maybe like go to Copenhagen while shirou is working or bump into rin after she leaves school (lol i'm a stalker), just so they see my face.

then, when illya attacks them (i hope for non-UBW or non-HF route because that's too cray cray for me) i go and help shirou after illya leaves. then the next day i come i go to shirou's house and and say "lets team up guys i'm very useful"

then, i use my knowledge of the war and just make sure nothing major changes so it's easy to make shirou win. meanwhile i get rin to falls in love with me because i'm cute and knowledgeable. also i find caren and throw her a birthday party on her birthday.

i don't know what you guys are talking about though lol this is just me self insert fantasy
If I were thrown into the nasuverse right before the war I would get as far away from anything mystical as possible and live my life as normal.

Peanut-007
October 16th, 2015, 09:49 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_js9G3oYFA
cute kitty interrupt
c-c-c-combo breaker

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if i were thrown into the nasuverse a couple weeks before the 5th grail war

i'd: summon a hassan and hope he isn't a big loser. because obviously summoning an assassin would change the grail war the least

then, i'd somehow try to encounter shirou or rin before the grail war starts. maybe like go to Copenhagen while shirou is working or bump into rin after she leaves school (lol i'm a stalker), just so they see my face.

then, when illya attacks them (i hope for non-UBW or non-HF route because that's too cray cray for me) i go and help shirou after illya leaves. then the next day i come i go to shirou's house and and say "lets team up guys i'm very useful"

then, i use my knowledge of the war and just make sure nothing major changes so it's easy to make shirou win. meanwhile i get rin to falls in love with me because i'm cute and knowledgeable. also i find caren and throw her a birthday party on her birthday.

i don't know what you guys are talking about though lol this is just me self insert fantasy

If I had to fight in the Grail War I would die because I don't have magic circuits.

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 09:49 PM
Go home Peanut, you're no Kirby.

Sesto
October 16th, 2015, 09:50 PM
If I were thrown into the nasuverse right before the war I would get as far away from anything mystical as possible and live my life as normal.

that's fucking boring though dude

i'm rather die by getting stabbed by a servant than jump off a cliff 5 years from now

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 09:50 PM
If I had to fight in the Grail War I would die because I don't have magic circuits.
Thus you should avoid the war entirely.

Peanut-007
October 16th, 2015, 09:51 PM
Go home Peanut, you're no Kirby.

I am at home, in a heated water bed.

Sesto
October 16th, 2015, 09:51 PM
If I had to fight in the Grail War I would die because I don't have magic circuits.

how do you know you have no circuits

i think i'm ap retty magical man so i'd 100% sure magic is real and my family is a powerful line of magi that has forgotten they are magi. i probably have top tier circuits tbh

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 09:52 PM
If I were thrown into the nasuverse right before the war I would get as far away from anything mystical as possible and live my life as normal.

And then Angry Manjizz ate humanity, gg hero.

Peanut-007
October 16th, 2015, 09:53 PM
how do you know you have no circuits

i think i'm ap retty magical man so i'd 100% sure magic is real and my family is a powerful line of magi that has forgotten they are magi. i probably have top tier circuits tbh

maybe im playing mind games to fool you into thinking magic isnt real to maintain secrecy and im actually a blue blooded noble

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 09:55 PM
that's fucking boring though dude

i'm rather die by getting stabbed by a servant than jump off a cliff 5 years from now
But think of all those five years that wouldn't involve being stabbed/crushed/petrified/incinerated/Excaliblasted/eaten by Sakura/having my soul sucked out/having to deal with EMIYA being hot but straight and therefore incompatable. It would be nice.

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And then Angry Manjizz ate humanity, gg hero.
Seeing as how they succeed anyway, I don't think I'd be of much use. Unless you count the forty(AKA vast majority) endings where something awful happens. In which case I'd still be useless.

Peanut-007
October 16th, 2015, 09:55 PM
But think of all those five years that wouldn't involve being stabbed/crushed/petrified/incinerated/Excaliblasted/eaten by Sakura/having my soul sucked out/having to deal with EMIYA being hot but straight and therefore incompatable. It would be nice.

If you want to avoid stuff like that just talk to the nice and perfectly trustworthy priest. You know he's good because a mullet that awesome can't be evil.

Sesto
October 16th, 2015, 09:56 PM
maybe im playing mind games to fool you into thinking magic isnt real to maintain secrecy and im actually a blue blooded noble

when i become a magus i'm going to beat you up tbh


But think of all those five years that wouldn't involve being stabbed/crushed/petrified/incinerated/Excaliblasted/eaten by Sakura/having my soul sucked out/having to deal with EMIYA being hot but straight and therefore incompatable. It would be nice.

i would love to be excaliblated it would be great. i wonder how it feels

seriously though what about that poem like 'don't go quiet into that night'. point is i'd rather die by some cool guy who can shoot laser beams and eat people than die because of anything else

Peanut-007
October 16th, 2015, 09:57 PM
when i become a magus i'm going to beat you up tbh


come at me bro, clocktower defense class, reinforcment only, no mystic codes

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 09:58 PM
Just talk to the nice and perfectly trustworthy priest. You know he's good because a mullet that awesome can't be evil.


Can I quotethis? Purdy please?

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 09:59 PM
when i become a magus i'm going to beat you up tbh



i would love to be excaliblated it would be great. i wonder how it feels

seriously though what about that poem like 'don't go quiet into that night'. point is i'd rather die by some cool guy who can shoot laser beams and eat people than die because of anything else
But the awkward sexual tension of Archer being hot as fuck but too straight to be interested would ruin any enjoyment. I believe this the poem you're referring to.

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.


Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.


Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.


Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.


Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.


And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

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DaItalianFish, are you drunk again?

Peanut-007
October 16th, 2015, 09:59 PM
Can I quotethis? Purdy please?

okay

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 10:00 PM
come at me bro, clocktower defense class, reinforcment only, no mystic codes

And also this.

Because it is made of so much yes.

Sesto
October 16th, 2015, 10:01 PM
come at me bro, clocktower defense class, reinforcment only, no mystic codes

just so you know, i took swimming lessons when i was a kid. and during those swimming lessons, there was a window where you could see people pratciing karate (or some martial art like that). and i probably have mystic eyes that lets me pick up techniques by seeing them. so i could beat you up with karate. i doubt you have such skills



DaItalianFish, are you drunk again?

yes but don't think it's like "haha he drunk again because he wants to fit in an be cool" no it's because of crippling depression and drinking makes me feel better. i drink because it is great

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 10:02 PM
I'm sorry beamu, but your quote is getting replaced.

Its not me, its you.

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 10:03 PM
yes but don't think it's like "haha he drunk again because he wants to fit in an be cool" no it's because of crippling depression and drinking makes me feel better. i drink because it is great
I'm not sure if you're being serious or if you're just pretending to be drunkposting because it amuses you. I'm onto you.

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 10:04 PM
Italianfish, I'm legitimately sorry to hear that and wish you the best.

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 10:04 PM
I'm sorry beamu, but your quote is getting replaced.

Its not me, its you.
You can have more than three quotes.

Peanut-007
October 16th, 2015, 10:04 PM
just so you know, i took swimming lessons when i was a kid. and during those swimming lessons, there was a window where you could see people pratciing karate (or some martial art like that). and i probably have mystic eyes that lets me pick up techniques by seeing them. so i could beat you up with karate. i doubt you have such skills


i watched like a lot of gurren lagann my hot blooded fighting power is pretty legit also i saw a sword demonstration at a renaissance fair and my shonen fighting prowess allowed me to instantly learn perfect swordsmanship from it

Sesto
October 16th, 2015, 10:05 PM
I'm not sure if you're being serious or if you're just pretending to be drunkposting because it amuses you. I'm onto you.

i'm actually completely serious tbh

but posting while drunk is also fun to though

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 10:05 PM
I'm stiil convinced it would be awful due to Archer being straight and me swooning over him only to never be reciprocated.

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 10:05 PM
You can have more than three quotes.

Its okay, I just think we need to spend a little time apart.

Peanut-007
October 16th, 2015, 10:06 PM
I'm stiil convinced it would be awful due to Archer being straight and me swooning over him only to never be reciprocated.

You're going to the nasuverse. You'll be genderbent into a saberface as a law of the universe thus making you Archers type.

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 10:06 PM
i watched like a lot of gurren lagann my hot blooded fighting power is pretty legit also i saw a sword demonstration at a renaissance fair and my shonen fighting prowess allowed me to instantly learn perfect swordsmanship from it
I'll have you know that I have a pool. I'm pretty sure by nasu logic this means I'm incredibly good with water based magecraft. Imma rip yo blood out yo body.

Sesto
October 16th, 2015, 10:06 PM
i watched like a lot of gurren lagann my hot blooded fighting power is pretty legit also i saw a sword demonstration at a renaissance fair and my shonen fighting prowess allowed me to instantly learn perfect swordsmanship from it
then i will cheat and use a mystic code i hid in my pocket that lets my blow up your insides and explode them everywhere

you're dead kiddo

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 10:07 PM
You're going to the nasuverse. You'll be genderbent into a saberface as a law of the universe thus making you Archers type.
I'm a dude with a deep voice, black hair, and relatively masculine face. I don't think even Takeuchi could genderbend me into an attractive woman.

Peanut-007
October 16th, 2015, 10:08 PM
then i will cheat and use a mystic code i hid in my pocket that lets my blow up your insides and explode them everywhere

you're dead kiddo

shonene fighting power mate, the closer i am to dramatically losing the more hidden power i access. at worst you knock me out and make me think i died for a few seconds before i come back and beat the shit out of you

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 10:10 PM
You're going to the nasuverse. You'll be genderbent into a saberface as a law of the universe thus making you Archers type.

If I like both Medea and Ilya, would the resulting transformation result in me being a Moe Nii-chan Trap?

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I'm a dude with a deep voice, black hair, and relatively masculine face. I don't think even Takeuchi could genderbend me into an attractive woman.

Don't tempt fate.

Counter Force got nothin on genderbending all ppwerful force of nature TAKEUCHI.

Peanut-007
October 16th, 2015, 10:10 PM
I'm a dude with a deep voice, black hair, and relatively masculine face. I don't think even Takeuchi could genderbend me into an attractive woman.

http://www.crystalinks.com/NeroBust.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2y3QK9Fkdf4/TuPe7_G167I/AAAAAAAACFU/E4rTQy6EJKY/s1600/Fate_Extra_Servant_Saber_01.png
yeah no

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 10:11 PM
http://a1.files.biography.com/image/upload/c_fit,cs_srgb,dpr_1.0,h_1200,q_80,w_1200/MTE1ODA0OTcxNzM2NTMyNDkz.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2y3QK9Fkdf4/TuPe7_G167I/AAAAAAAACFU/E4rTQy6EJKY/s1600/Fate_Extra_Servant_Saber_01.png
yeah no
But he at least wore a toga, which adds at least +13.7% femininity.

Peanut-007
October 16th, 2015, 10:13 PM
But he at least wore a toga, which adds at least +13.7% femininity.

he also had a neckbeard negative infinity femininity

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 10:14 PM
he also had a neckbeard negative infinity femininity
I would have a neckbeard if I didn't shave every two or three days.

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 10:14 PM
But he at least wore a toga, which adds at least +13.7% femininity.

Why are fighting this Beamu?
Its Archer.
Your one true Waifu.

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 10:15 PM
Why are fighting this Beamu?
Its Archer.
Your one true Waifu.
He is my husbando, not waifu. Get it right dammit.

Peanut-007
October 16th, 2015, 10:15 PM
Why are fighting this Beamu?
Its Archer.
Your one true Waifu.

the technical term is husbando for males
hassasned

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 10:15 PM
I would have a neckbeard if I didn't shave every two or three days.

YOU SHAVE?!?!?

PLUS 9,001 FEMINITY!!!!!

Sesto
October 16th, 2015, 10:16 PM
if you could summon a servant who would you summon

serious: saber probably. because she is loyal and pretty powerful and would win me the war maybe

not serious: marie because she is cute. but she probably sucks so we are going to die. maybe we'd run away to france and start ar evolution and put her back on the throne and i'd serve as her knight

if homomones get over me: maybe medusa. or atalanta, or like nero, or asssassin of red(can't spell her name), then i make them fall in love with me because i'm cute

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 10:18 PM
YOU SHAVE?!?!?

PLUS 9,001 FEMINITY!!!!!
Only my face, fool.

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if you could summon a servant who would you summon

serious: saber probably. because she is loyal and pretty powerful and would win me the war maybe

not serious: marie because she is cute. but she probably sucks so we are going to die. maybe we'd run away to france and start ar evolution and put her back on the throne and i'd serve as her knight

if homomones get over me: maybe medusa. or atalanta, or like nero, or asssassin of red(can't spell her name), then i make them fall in love with me because i'm cute
I would summon EMIYA in the desperate hopes that my swooning would win him over despite his orientation.

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 10:18 PM
the technical term is husbando for males

I know, but I really, really like the word Waifu.



Plus its archer, he has EX ranked Waifu skills. Cleaning, cooking, swording. Truly a Yamato Nadeshiko.

Peanut-007
October 16th, 2015, 10:19 PM
if you could summon a servant who would you summon

Karna
or if going for waifu, Medusa/Medea
or many-faced hassan as best husbando/waifu

Sesto
October 16th, 2015, 10:19 PM
oh shit maybe mordred too

don't know how old she is though so i guess not

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 10:20 PM
I know, but I really, really like the word Waifu.



Plus its archer, he has EX ranked Waifu skills. Cleaning, cooking, swording. Truly a Yamato Nadeshiko.
But he's too manly in appearance to be anything but a husbando. The closest you could get to a male waifu would be more like Aikawa, the guy in my avatar.

Peanut-007
October 16th, 2015, 10:21 PM
But he's too manly in appearance to be anything but a husbando. The closest you could get to a male waifu would be more like Aikawa, the guy in my avatar.

Your avatar scares me too much to make him my husbando.

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 10:22 PM
I would summon Medea, because as a male that isn't a traitorous asswipe I could probly net me a Waifu.

+1 more Waifu if she wants to bang Arturia.

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But he's too manly in appearance to be anything but a husbando. The closest you could get to a male waifu would be more like Aikawa, the guy in my avatar.

Astolfo!

ARGUMENT INVALID.

WOULD BANG OR GO HOME?

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 10:22 PM
Your avatar scares me too much to make him my husbando.
Is it the quote? Because the quote is from me. He is the most lovable trap in all of fiction.

Peanut-007
October 16th, 2015, 10:23 PM
Astolfo!

ARGUMENT INVALID.

WOULD BANG OR GO HOME?
BANG!!
IT'S NOT GAY IF IT"S ASTOLFO!!!

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 10:25 PM
Astolfo!

ARGUMENT INVALID.

WOULD BANG OR GO HOME?
Given that I've made it pretty clear I'm bi, I don't see why you think I would care about his gender.

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BANG!!
IT'S NOT GAY IF IT"S ASTOLFO!!!
Yes it is. Embrace the D. Accept your bisexuality.

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DaItalianFish, do you have a husbando?

Peanut-007
October 16th, 2015, 10:25 PM
Yes it is. Embrace the D. Accept your bisexuality.

If it's Astolfo it's not called the D. It's called the Truth.

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 10:26 PM
If it's Astolfo it's not called the D. It's called the Truth.
The Truth is the he has the D. You cannot deny this. Accept it.

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 10:26 PM
It is so not gay if it's Astolfo!

He doesn't have the D.

He has the A!

A IS FOR ANDROGYNOUS!

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 10:27 PM
It is so not gay if it's Astolfo!

He doesn't have the D.

He has the A!

A IS FOR ANDROGYNOUS!
Nope. He still has the D. What are you anyway? Given your earlier posts I assumed you were bi.

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 10:28 PM
WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE THINK IM BI OR DO DRUGS!?!?!?

Sesto
October 16th, 2015, 10:28 PM
DaItalianFish, do you have a husbando?

i'm not gay though. or bi

but probably Tamaki Suoh from ouran. i'd marry him because he is cute and prince-like. only as a friend though

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 10:30 PM
WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE THINK IM BI OR DO DRUGS!?!?!?
Are you? I didn't assume you do drugs though. Also, yeah, if you're willing to ignore the D on Astolfo, you're still at least a little bi.

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i'm not gay though. or bi

but probably Tamaki Suoh from ouran. i'd marry him because he is cute and prince-like. only as a friend though
I still question your sexuality.

Sesto
October 16th, 2015, 10:32 PM
if a cute prince say "i will protect you forever" (he has to be rich and charismatic, especially rich, and charismatic) i would probably marry him and let him do things to me but i would never love him because i like girls and only girls

that's me

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 10:32 PM
Nah, I sorta make a similar distinction that pansexuals draw.

Its not really gender so much as its that I find the female form purdy.

I'd don't even know if I'd like a purdy dude like that. I'd probly feel like a dick that's using him solely for his body.

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 10:36 PM
if a cute prince say "i will protect you forever" (he has to be rich and charismatic, especially rich, and charismatic) i would probably marry him and let him do things to me but i would never love him because i like girls and only girls

that's me
If you'd let him do stuff to you I'm pretty sure that would still only qualify as mostly straight.

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I'd don't even know if I'd like a purdy dude like that. I'd probly feel like a dick that's using him solely for his body.
Well yeah, if you just used him for his body and didn't give a shit about him you'd be a total fucking asshat.

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I really like this avatar.

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 10:42 PM
I would be with him cuz I liked him, the guilt would lie with "Why him but not other dudes?"

I'd just have this shitty subconcious guilt, I'm good at having that.

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 10:43 PM
I would be with him cuz I liked him, the guilt would lie with "Why him but not other dudes?"

I'd just have this shitty subconcious guilt, I'm good at having that.
Okay. All I'm saying is that if you're willing to ignore his throbbing cock then you'd still be bi. Just with a preference for women.

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 10:47 PM
Huh, I'd still have to, y'know, find a pretty enough dude that I actually liked the personality enough of to be in a relationship with to test if I'm not just full of shit.

But that sound like a lot of work instead of just finding a nice girl that can stand my personality.

So, uh, huh... I was going somewhere with this I just know it.

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 10:48 PM
But seriously the trap in my avatar is infinitely better than Astolfo.

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 10:49 PM
But seriously the trap in my avatar is infinitely better than Astolfo.

suk a clit, ur rong

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 10:50 PM
suk a clit, ur rong
Have you read Prunus Girl?

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 10:51 PM
Have you read Prunus Girl?

Is Aikawa a free spirit?

Full of energetic vibrance?

Passionate about living life to its fullest?

Peanut-007
October 16th, 2015, 10:51 PM
But seriously the trap in my avatar is infinitely better than Astolfo.

Astoflo is best girl in Apocrypha though.

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 10:52 PM
Is Aikawa a free spirit?

Full of energetic vibrance?

Passionate about living life to its fullest?
He is all that and more. It's actually quite good. He's also cuter.

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Astoflo is best girl in Apocrypha though.
Best boy, yes.

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 10:53 PM
Astoflo is best girl in Apocrypha though.

B-b-but, Frankenmoe!

Would bang or go home?

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He is all that and more. It's actually quite good. He's also cuter.

Does he have pink hair?

-devious grin-

Peanut-007
October 16th, 2015, 10:54 PM
B-b-but, Frankenmoe!

Would bang or go home?

Would hug.

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 10:54 PM
Also Jack the Ripper.

Wait, how old was she again?

Ivan The Mouse
October 16th, 2015, 10:54 PM
I feel sorta sleepy, and I just woke up.

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 10:55 PM
Does he have pink hair?

-devious grin-
He has a better personality and is overall cuter. Seriously, give it a read.

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Also Jack the Ripper.

Wait, how old was she again?
Probably too young.

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 10:56 PM
Would hug.

My god peanut that's horrifying!

Almost as bad as holding hands!

(i would too)

Peanut-007
October 16th, 2015, 10:57 PM
Also Jack the Ripper.

Wait, how old was she again?

We don't talk about worst girl.

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 10:59 PM
But in all seriousness KinKrow, I have knowledge of both Aikawa and Astolfo. You have knowlegde only of Astolfo. Therefore I am objectively more qualified to determine which is better. Read Prunus Girl and get on my level motherfucker.

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 11:00 PM
But in all seriousness KinKrow, I have knowledge of both Aikawa and Astolfo. You have knowlegde only of Astolfo. Therefore I am objectively more qualified to determine which is better. Read Prunus Girl and get on my level motherfucker.

checkyourpriveledge~

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 11:05 PM
checkyourpriveledge~
It's not priveledge. It's knowledge.

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Only after you have read Prunus Girl in full will I even consider your arguments potentially valid.

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Of course EMIYA is still best husbando.

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 11:07 PM
Only after you have read Prunus Girl in full will I even consider your arguments potentially valid.


consider your arguments potentially valid.


potentially valid.

checkyourprivilidge~





I'm really not serious y'know?

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 11:08 PM
checkyourprivilidge~





I'm really not serious y'know?
I do seriously recommend the series though.

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 11:09 PM
Just saw the thing on far cry primal, opinions?

Also Halo 5, this is is 343's last chance to win me over. They fail I'm done.

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 11:21 PM
I do seriously recommend the series though.

kk, wil check it out

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 11:22 PM
kk, wil check it out
It's very good.

Janx
October 16th, 2015, 11:30 PM
Also Halo 5, this is is 343's last chance to win me over. They fail I'm done.

Looks decent to me, but halo is kind of engraved into my soul.

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 11:30 PM
I never got into Halo.

Sesto
October 16th, 2015, 11:35 PM
i am completely serious when i say this:

i am probably the funniest person i have ever met

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 11:36 PM
i am completely serious when i say this:

i am probably the funniest person i have ever met
Think rather highly of yourself do you?

Sesto
October 16th, 2015, 11:51 PM
absolutely no

but i am still really funny

Spinach
October 16th, 2015, 11:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/NfoxKyM.png

this thread

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 11:53 PM
absolutely no

but i am still really funny
Your drunkposting is amusing, yes.

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http://i.imgur.com/NfoxKyM.png

this thread
I'm sorry Spin. Save us.

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 11:54 PM
Looks decent to me, but halo is kind of engraved into my soul.

Engraved badly?



I disliked 3, thought ODST was ok, really liked Reach.

But while 4's campaign was good the game felt like 343 was trying to make a Bungie game. And while people are generally bitching about the new direction they're taking, its literally them trying to make a 343 game instead of a Bungie game IMHO.

And if i don't like it then i won't like future Halo's, as simple as that. No fan raving or such shit.

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Just, flip a coin, see which side it lands.

Spinach
October 16th, 2015, 11:55 PM
http://i.imgur.com/KkGwO9j.png

you're beyond saving

just Beamu
October 16th, 2015, 11:56 PM
Where did the thread all go wrong Spin? How?

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http://i.imgur.com/KkGwO9j.png

you're beyond saving
Why?

KinKrow
October 16th, 2015, 11:58 PM
http://i.imgur.com/KkGwO9j.png

Spin, you're so sassy.

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Please don't cut me.

Spinach
October 16th, 2015, 11:59 PM
Where did the thread all go wrong Spin? How?

Around the part where everyone but me posted.

SeiKeo
October 16th, 2015, 11:59 PM
Same tbh.

just Beamu
October 17th, 2015, 12:00 AM
Around the part where everyone but me posted.
Was it when I started posting?

Spinach
October 17th, 2015, 12:01 AM
Was it when I started posting?

es

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tes*

KinKrow
October 17th, 2015, 12:01 AM
Okay not gonna lie, I have completely forgotten what tbh means. Halp

Sesto
October 17th, 2015, 12:01 AM
here is my facebook conversation with japanese girl. did i do well????

http://i.imgur.com/tzD3VGR.png
http://i.imgur.com/MZXQlAc.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/CRElJeV.png
http://i.imgur.com/9uxF6Ha.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/GvMQzGt.png

KinKrow
October 17th, 2015, 12:02 AM
es

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tes*

erm, did you mean 'yes'?

Kirby
October 17th, 2015, 12:02 AM
d (http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/6217-Delete-Random-Thoughts)elete (http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/6217-Delete-Random-Thoughts)

just Beamu
October 17th, 2015, 12:02 AM
es

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tes*
:(

KinKrow
October 17th, 2015, 12:04 AM
http://i.imgur.com/GvMQzGt.png

can't tell if actual Japanese girl

or if really really rascist troll

Sesto
October 17th, 2015, 12:06 AM
can't tell if actual Japanese girl

or if really really rascist troll

confused by your post tbh

that was my message. cool beans is a inside meme tbh. i am sorry if my english is worse than non native speaker

KinKrow
October 17th, 2015, 12:08 AM
d (http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/6217-Delete-Random-Thoughts)elete (http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/6217-Delete-Random-Thoughts)

why would you even do this? ;_;

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confused by your post tbh

that was my message. cool beans is a inside meme tbh. i am sorry if my english is worse than non native speaker

UNINTENTIONAL ASSHOLE STRIKES AGAIN

WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

fuck i am so sorry

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;_;

Peanut-007
October 17th, 2015, 12:10 AM
d (http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/6217-Delete-Random-Thoughts)elete (http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/6217-Delete-Random-Thoughts)

broken link for me

KinKrow
October 17th, 2015, 12:12 AM
broken link for me

twas a poll to delete Random Thoughts Thread

Much sadness

Spinach
October 17th, 2015, 12:12 AM
:(

one day one day

just Beamu
October 17th, 2015, 12:13 AM
one day one day
One day what?

Sesto
October 17th, 2015, 12:14 AM
guys i did it

http://i.imgur.com/qs78VeT.jpg

now what

KinKrow
October 17th, 2015, 12:16 AM
guys i did it

http://i.imgur.com/qs78VeT.jpg

now what
Does it make me a bad person if I say "give her the D"?


Tell her that your thankful to have a good drinking buddy.



Idunno

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NOT THE FIRST PARAGRAPH

GIRLS DONT WANT THE D ON THE FIRST DATE

Sesto
October 17th, 2015, 12:18 AM
yes it makes you a bad person because i don't like her like that i just want to have a friend :(

i don't think i can call her a drinking buddy either because: a. i haven't drank anything with her ever before. well, once, i drank alcohol at a bbq when she also was there but she did not drink so that is not drinking buddy material

KinKrow
October 17th, 2015, 12:20 AM
Then say you'd be happy to spend time with her?



Just, dude, don't make this Denko, okay?

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How'd you two meet anyway?

JetKinen
October 17th, 2015, 12:21 AM
guys i did it

http://i.imgur.com/qs78VeT.jpg

now what

Get together and drink alcohol.

I mean is there anything else more?

KinKrow
October 17th, 2015, 12:28 AM
Oh wait shit she made a blushy emoji.

You may not like her like that, but does she like you?

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And I mean, if you asked her out but no one else that's a date.

So unless either of you are in a relationship send her an "It's a date" with a laughing emoji

If she doesn't think it's really a date the emoji gives you deniability.

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Unless you really aren't interested in her, then idunno

Sesto
October 17th, 2015, 12:29 AM
How'd you two meet anyway?

well, i went to japan on exchange. me and this guy (who probably dislikes me tbh) hang out with three cute japanese girls many times. we left japan.

many bad things happened since then. including, i don't talk to one girl because i'm dumb and did some dumb things. but now, one of these girls went to my country at my school and she is at my school right now. she is one is message.


Get together and drink alcohol.

I mean is there anything else more?

japanese people are very not forward though. she could just be saying that to make me stop talking. i doubt she actually wants to drink one day. she probably hates me tbh


Oh wait shit she made a blushy emoji.

You may not like her like that, but does she like you?

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And I mean, if you asked her out but no one else that's a date.

So unless either of you are in a relationship send her an "It's a date" with a laughing emoji

If she doesn't think it's really a date the emoji gives you deniability.

oh god no

there is about a 0% chance she likes me. blushy emoji means literally nothing. trust me, i once told a different japanese girl i love her lol

KinKrow
October 17th, 2015, 12:33 AM
Don't expect that just cause one person of a group told you she didn't return you're feelings that all girls won't.

Just, I dunno, go on the not-date and have fun. See where it goes, y'know?

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Or did she return your feelings.

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Spinach, Master of Wording

ItalianFish needs you!

Ivan The Mouse
October 17th, 2015, 12:35 AM
Fish, this is going to be an ambiguous and tricky game for you.

KinKrow
October 17th, 2015, 12:36 AM
Fish, this is going to be an ambiguous and tricky game for you.

Yeah, be willful with your words, but not dominating.

Sesto
October 17th, 2015, 12:38 AM
you guys are really weird tbh

maybe i should not take advice from the shitposting thread in a forum about japanese porn novels

Spinach
October 17th, 2015, 12:40 AM
Spinach, Master of Wording

ItalianFish needs you!

This is a job for I3uster.

SeiKeo
October 17th, 2015, 12:41 AM
you guys are really weird tbh

maybe i should not take advice from the shitposting thread in a forum about japanese porn novels
Generally I would also say that drunkenly posting in said thread about somewhat personal life facts is also a choice I would regret later on.

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This is a job for I3uster.
"Just talk to her dude, vat are you, don't be sahm kind of awkvard nerd."

just Beamu
October 17th, 2015, 12:41 AM
I feel bad that a poll to delete this thread pops up not too long after I started posting here.

Spinach
October 17th, 2015, 12:42 AM
you guys are really weird tbh

maybe i should not take advice from the shitposting thread in a forum about japanese porn novels

Basically.

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"Just talk to her dude, vat are you, don't be sahm kind of awkvard nerd."

I actually read it in her voice.

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his voice

KinKrow
October 17th, 2015, 12:44 AM
Dafuq bruh?

I've been trying to help!

See if I'm ever your wingman again!

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I feel bad that a poll to delete this thread pops up not too long after I started posting here.

Its not you, its me.

Sesto
October 17th, 2015, 12:44 AM
Generally I would also say that drunkenly posting in said thread about somewhat personal life facts is also a choice I would regret later on.


i've already regretted it many times. can't become any more rock bottom tbh

You
October 17th, 2015, 12:46 AM
guys i did it

http://i.imgur.com/qs78VeT.jpg

now what
have fun?

Aekami-ran
October 17th, 2015, 12:46 AM
Poi poi poi

KinKrow
October 17th, 2015, 12:47 AM
i've already regretted it many times. can't become any more rock bottom tbh

Depends on if that rock is shaped like shaped drill.

Why pierce the heavens when you could slowly dig downwards, amirite?

Sesto
October 17th, 2015, 12:47 AM
have fun?

how though?

Kirby
October 17th, 2015, 12:47 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Ycg3Tw4.gif

Spinach
October 17th, 2015, 12:48 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Ycg3Tw4.gif

http://i.imgur.com/EqBibQk.gif

MZeroX
October 17th, 2015, 12:48 AM
I feel bad that a poll to delete this thread pops up not too long after I started posting here.
yo, don't feel bad. like 80% of the people in that thread were the circlejerks that permeated this thread before you showed up here. it's literally a poll about them being butthurt in a similar manner to a few of the older BL generation members, but being even more cancerous, lol. it's actually really really entertaining.

Kirby
October 17th, 2015, 12:48 AM
http://i.imgur.com/EqBibQk.gif
http://i.imgur.com/sowt57K.gif

GhostDIGIT
October 17th, 2015, 12:49 AM
It was fun and will be fun for the rest of eternity.

KinKrow
October 17th, 2015, 12:49 AM
how though?
Okay


Fun in order of steps.

1. Get into car

2. Pick up Asian hottie

3. Go to bar

4. Get shitfaced

5. ???

6. PROFIT!!!

just Beamu
October 17th, 2015, 12:50 AM
yo, don't feel bad. like 80% of the people in that thread were the circlejerks that permeated this thread before you showed up here. it's literally a poll about them being butthurt in a similar manner to a few of the older BL generation members, but being even more cancerous, lol. it's actually really really entertaining.
I still can't help but feel like my prescence is detrimental to the thread. Like I'm just annoying everybody or something.

You
October 17th, 2015, 12:50 AM
how though?
oh if you don't know how then like just don't have fun.
just get wasted.

tbh fun is overrated.

KENTA
October 17th, 2015, 12:50 AM
yo, don't feel bad. like 80% of the people in that thread were the circlejerks that permeated this thread before you showed up here. it's literally a poll about them being butthurt in a similar manner to a few of the older BL generation members, but being even more cancerous, lol. it's actually really really entertaining.

Jerking in all the circles.

Daiki
October 17th, 2015, 12:50 AM
I feel bad that a poll to delete this thread pops up not too long after I started posting here.

Report Kirby for being a bully.


just get wasted

That's how the fun start.

just Beamu
October 17th, 2015, 12:50 AM
Should I just fucking leave? Seriously?

Kirby
October 17th, 2015, 12:51 AM
delete kirby (http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/6219-Delete-Kirby)

MZeroX
October 17th, 2015, 12:52 AM
I still can't help but feel like my prescence is detrimental to the thread. Like I'm just annoying everybody or something.
lol, not anymore detrimental than literally everyone else who has posted even once in this thread. trust me, i've been a member of some incarnation of BL since 2005~2006.

Should I just fucking leave? Seriously?
lol, no. if you like chatting with certain people, then chat with them. post count doesn't increase in this section, it's literally created as the DGAF section.

Sesto
October 17th, 2015, 12:52 AM
this has become too many drama for me. i am leaving before anything bad happens

thank you for advice. i am going to bed. see you all in the morning. love you

KENTA
October 17th, 2015, 12:53 AM
I still can't help but feel like my prescence is detrimental to the thread. Like I'm just annoying everybody or something.

That's what we in "the biz" like to call a victim complex. You do you fam.

Spinach
October 17th, 2015, 12:54 AM
Some dark force summoned up the ancients ahhhhhhhh

just Beamu
October 17th, 2015, 12:55 AM
That's what we in "the biz" like to call a victim complex. You do you fam.
More like a history of shit self esteem and depression.

KinKrow
October 17th, 2015, 12:55 AM
Should I just fucking leave? Seriously?

Seriously Bruh?
Okaaay

On a scale of '1 - UNLIMITED COCK WORKS' how annoying do you really think you are?

KENTA
October 17th, 2015, 12:56 AM
Practically interchangeable.

Daiki
October 17th, 2015, 12:56 AM
They were lurking in the dark bidding their time to strike at a moment's notice.

MZeroX
October 17th, 2015, 12:56 AM
"ancients", lol. HEY, PA! GIT YER GUN. SOME BRATS ARE RAISING A FUSS AT OTHER BRATS ON THE OLD YARD.

KinKrow
October 17th, 2015, 12:56 AM
If that doesn't realign your self esteem then I don't know what will.

Daiki
October 17th, 2015, 12:57 AM
More like a history of shit self esteem and depression.

I don't think you should consider stuff like people making circlejerking polls serious.

Ivan The Mouse
October 17th, 2015, 12:57 AM
Should I just fucking leave? Seriously?

I'll actually tell you this, and seriously: I feel like your generation, the newer ones like Rocket Burrito and Sunara, are likable. So don't leave, I need you here.

KENTA
October 17th, 2015, 12:58 AM
"ancients", lol. HEY, PA! GIT YER GUN. SOME BRATS ARE RAISING A FUSS AT OTHER BRATS ON THE OLD YARD.
Wouldn't you be Pa since you're the oldest one here? Bustermod aint showin up any time soon.

just Beamu
October 17th, 2015, 12:58 AM
I don't think you should consider stuff like people making circlejerking polls serious.
It's not like that's the cause. I mean in general.

GhostDIGIT
October 17th, 2015, 12:58 AM
Burrito and Sunara are pretty adorable.

Peanut-007
October 17th, 2015, 12:59 AM
Should I just fucking leave? Seriously?

Please stay. You're fun to banter with.

MZeroX
October 17th, 2015, 01:00 AM
But for cereals, tho. the majority of circlejerks past that ended up residing in the seventh, even those that existed before the seventh was even a subforum, like myself, all have had some level of depression or self loathing.

- - - Updated - - -


Wouldn't you be Pa since you're the oldest one here? Bustermod aint showin up any time soon.
he may not be postin', but i saw his name hovering in the poll thread earlier.

KENTA
October 17th, 2015, 01:01 AM
Jesus christ why is he even logged in. Why am I even logged in?

Aekami-ran
October 17th, 2015, 01:02 AM
Kamo kamo kamo
Nano desu

Ivan The Mouse
October 17th, 2015, 01:02 AM
Burrito and Sunara are pretty adorable.


Please stay. You're fun to banter with.

You too, people. Please stay.

just Beamu
October 17th, 2015, 01:02 AM
Please stay. You're fun to banter with.
While I do enjoy bantering, I actually prefer the rare moments when there's a sincere moment in this thread.

MZeroX
October 17th, 2015, 01:02 AM
blame me. i linked that hilarious poll to our skype chat.

You
October 17th, 2015, 01:03 AM
While I do enjoy bantering, I actually prefer the rare moments when there's a sincere moment in this thread.
sincere moment right here.

KENTA
October 17th, 2015, 01:03 AM
Sincerity in the 7th is earned through tons and tons of shitposting.

GhostDIGIT
October 17th, 2015, 01:03 AM
You too, people. Please stay.
I will, this place is pretty fun.

just Beamu
October 17th, 2015, 01:04 AM
sincere moment right here.
I actually was being sincere there.

You
October 17th, 2015, 01:04 AM
I actually was being sincere there.
so was i.

double sincere moment!

Peanut-007
October 17th, 2015, 01:04 AM
http://i.imgur.com/DPXarC1.jpg
every time I rewatch carnival phantasm i feel the urge to ship the one true ORTP

MasterSeth
October 17th, 2015, 01:05 AM
I smell shitpostan, clearly, it is a sign I must leave my cave

KinKrow
October 17th, 2015, 01:05 AM
I'll actually tell you this, and seriously: I feel like your generation, the newer ones like Rocket Burrito and Sunara, are likable. So don't leave, I need you here.

Am I likeable?

It took a day or two to adjust to the forum but I've calmed now with a balanced sleep schedule.

MZeroX
October 17th, 2015, 01:05 AM
While I do enjoy bantering, I actually prefer the rare moments when there's a sincere moment in this thread.
yo, the random serious parts were how kenta, lili, roadbuster, and a bunch of other relics are actual friends that occasionally hang out irl even though distances are mostly spread out. they're great moments. still, it's difficult to raise a serious topic with people you can't have fun with, 'cause it'll just turn into depression fest if you can't pick each other back up. the banter is how is it all starts~ treasure even the banal, because it'll let you open up seriously.

GhostDIGIT
October 17th, 2015, 01:06 AM
I smell shitpostan, clearly, it is a sign I must leave my cave
...Hello, I am GhostDIGIT, who are you?

KENTA
October 17th, 2015, 01:07 AM
Sad as it may be this place is how I met my wife. Random shitposting is how it happened. Believe in yourself. Follow your dreams.

Also, I read that picture as "breasts" instead of "beasts".

just Beamu
October 17th, 2015, 01:07 AM
Ok, now I'm curious, what brought out all the old BL members that are never on here?

MasterSeth
October 17th, 2015, 01:07 AM
...Hello, I am GhostDIGIT, who are you?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/63/c1/58/63c1583e26ae0f067c6fdb8ea24c1a7c.gif

A humble shitposter from years past, kinda like the ghost of christmas past, but with shitposts

KENTA
October 17th, 2015, 01:07 AM
Ok, now I'm curious, what brought out all the old BL members that are never on here?

Shiposting about shitposting.

GhostDIGIT
October 17th, 2015, 01:08 AM
The potential death of the worst/greatest thread in the seventh.

Kelnish
October 17th, 2015, 01:08 AM
Korean bbq is good.

Peanut-007
October 17th, 2015, 01:08 AM
Korean bbq is good.

Can confirm.

just Beamu
October 17th, 2015, 01:09 AM
Shiposting about shitposting.
I mean do you guys just lurk and only post once in a blue moon or something?

KinKrow
October 17th, 2015, 01:09 AM
Sincerity in the 7th is earned through tons and tons of shitposting.I am soooo fucking sigging this. Plz?

KENTA
October 17th, 2015, 01:10 AM
I mean do you guys just lurk and only post once in a blue moon or something?
Not really. Someone was lurking, saw some shitposting about RTT(where we have literally put in thousands of posts) and alerted the skype chat. So now we're all shitposting because why not.


I am soooo fucking sigging this. Plz?
You do you fam.

Aekami-ran
October 17th, 2015, 01:11 AM
Something happened that brought us back, nano desu.

MZeroX
October 17th, 2015, 01:11 AM
Seth was literally one of the later generation shitposters that didn't fit in with the current circlejerks of the time, but got along with the real old fogies, and then after enough association, people assumed he was from our time. He literally caused people to believe he was older because he was that cool with us. 12/10 bro.

Kelnish
October 17th, 2015, 01:11 AM
I dont have a sincere bone in my body. And i shit post like a chinese chicken wing.

Scrubland
October 17th, 2015, 01:13 AM
the worst seventh thread already killed proboards and died with it.


the anonymous hentai thread.


what a fucking glorious bundle of fucked up.

KENTA
October 17th, 2015, 01:13 AM
AHT didn't kill proboards so much as Mike did.

just Beamu
October 17th, 2015, 01:14 AM
the anonymous hentai thread.


what a fucking glorious bundle of fucked up.
Oh wow. That seems like even worse than this.

MZeroX
October 17th, 2015, 01:14 AM
actually, there was some really bad cybersex that happened a few times, too.

Scrubland
October 17th, 2015, 01:15 AM
Well there was also that shit with lav and the totallywasntcybering.

I vaguely remember the real reason being someone lost the lemon contest or got offended by something and reported to proboards and proboards took one look at the fanfic section and lolnoped at the first like 5 pages having 18+ content everywhere.

KinKrow
October 17th, 2015, 01:15 AM
Ok, now I'm curious, what brought out all the old BL members that are never on here?

Don't you know Beamu?

The shitposters of yore sensed the loss of a shining light, they came forth to save you Beamu.

Follow your heart.

Follow your dreams.

Follow your husbandos.

And always remember

Unlimited Cock Works.



also pancakes

MZeroX
October 17th, 2015, 01:16 AM
not pancakes. Royal Pancakes.

Scrubland
October 17th, 2015, 01:16 AM
Royal Dinners.

just Beamu
October 17th, 2015, 01:16 AM
actually, there was some really bad cybersex that happened a few times, too.
This sounds infinitely worse.

KENTA
October 17th, 2015, 01:16 AM
I forgot the cybering. Fucking hilarious shit.

Scrubland
October 17th, 2015, 01:17 AM
...it was my fault.


like 50%

just Beamu
October 17th, 2015, 01:17 AM
Don't you know Beamu?

The shitposters of yore sensed the loss of a shining light, they came forth to save you Beamu
I kinda doubt that.

KinKrow
October 17th, 2015, 01:17 AM
Well there was also that shit with lav and the totallywasntcybering.

I vaguely remember the real reason being someone lost the lemon contest or got offended by something and reported to proboards and proboards took one look at the fanfic section and lolnoped at the first like 5 pages having 18+ content everywhere.
Such beauty, cut down effortlessly.

Jesus wept.

MZeroX
October 17th, 2015, 01:18 AM
that shit was golden lulz.

Vagrant
October 17th, 2015, 01:18 AM
I'm always sincere in this thread though so it has value.

KinKrow
October 17th, 2015, 01:19 AM
the worst seventh thread already killed proboards and died with it.


the anonymous hentai thread.


what a fucking glorious bundle of fucked up.

This sounds amazing.

Tell me moar senpai.

Aekami-ran
October 17th, 2015, 01:20 AM
Omg, the Royal Pancakes.

KinKrow
October 17th, 2015, 01:20 AM
that shit was golden lulz.

what was?

Scrubland
October 17th, 2015, 01:20 AM
uh, well a fucking bowl of curry one day decided to make a thread dedicated to porn and then people looked at it, shrugged, and it fast became a really large thread that was just full of porn.

like

hundreds of pages of it.


on a forum that isn't supposed to have any 18+ content.


and it was like this for like 2 years.

just Beamu
October 17th, 2015, 01:21 AM
So MZeroX, read any more Bokura?

- - - Updated - - -

Would I qualify as a shitposter?

Scrubland
October 17th, 2015, 01:23 AM
as far as I am concerned, everybody is a shitposter now.


Jesus, hitting 10K posts used to be an achievement back when the frenchie was still around.

MZeroX
October 17th, 2015, 01:23 AM
what was?
the cybering, the anon hentai thread, and the sheer amount of zero fucks given.
also, in terms of the anon hentai thread, take
http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/5791-The-weird-and-wonderful-Probably-NSFW
, change the OP to a dysfunctional freeter who literally has made almost every life decision wrong, during a time when people actually went out of their way to post on topic in said thread daily, and you pretty much have that. oh, and the members of the time were pretty comfortable talking about their sexual habits to each other without reservation.
So MZeroX, read any more Bokura?
one more volume. still taking it slowly because i don't want it to run out in a day. also doing house maintenance for half of the day.

Would I qualify as a shitposter?
eh, depends on what time period you're referencing for the definition of the word.

MasterSeth
October 17th, 2015, 01:23 AM
Man, my hamster is running around his gotdamn cage at mach 5 up in here, dude needs to chiiillll

KinKrow
October 17th, 2015, 01:23 AM
uh, well a fucking bowl of curry one day decided to make a thread dedicated to porn and then people looked at it, shrugged, and it fast became a really large thread that was just full of porn.

like

hundreds of pages of it.


on a forum that isn't supposed to have any 18+ content.


and it was like this for like 2 years.

I hate myself for the bubble I lived in that I missed this.

Scrubland
October 17th, 2015, 01:26 AM
wasn't there a lolicon thread at the same time, I remember break being involved.


I mean, of course he was.

- - - Updated - - -


I hate myself for the bubble I lived in that I missed this.

git gud scrub, learn to turn back time and go back to January 1st 1969 and become the fbi.

KENTA
October 17th, 2015, 01:26 AM
Yes. There was a lolicon thread. And other fetish threads.

Scrubland
October 17th, 2015, 01:28 AM
I just remember the debate over whether they wanted to fuck little girls or wanted to love them.


and break said something like what's the difference.

KinKrow
October 17th, 2015, 01:29 AM
the cybering, the anon hentai thread, and the sheer amount of zero fucks given.
, change the OP to a dysfunctional freeter who literally has made almost every life decision wrong, during a time when people actually went out of their way to post on topic in said thread daily, and you pretty much have that. oh, and the members of the time were pretty comfortable talking about their sexual habits to each other without reservation.

Paradise?

just Beamu
October 17th, 2015, 01:29 AM
I just remember the debate over whether they wanted to fuck little girls or wanted to love them.


and break said something like what's the difference.
Yeah, that sounds like something he'd say.

Bobin
October 17th, 2015, 01:29 AM
I remember the lolicon thread. Didn't work out lol

just Beamu
October 17th, 2015, 01:29 AM
Paradise?
No goddammit.

KinKrow
October 17th, 2015, 01:30 AM
I just remember the debate over whether they wanted to fuck little girls or wanted to love them.


and break said something like what's the difference.

True love is like fucking.

It's quick, warm, and leaves you feeling limp and confused at the end.

just Beamu
October 17th, 2015, 01:30 AM
I remember the lolicon thread. Didn't work out lol
I feel like most of the people who posted there should be on some sort of watch list.

Scrubland
October 17th, 2015, 01:31 AM
nah, fucking is like pissing yourself in bed.


A momentarily sweet warmth followed by cold loneliness when you wake up.

Aekami-ran
October 17th, 2015, 01:32 AM
I'm gonna change sig/avvy for fun.

MZeroX
October 17th, 2015, 01:32 AM
damn, i can't find the old banner of the lolicon sentai.

but basically, break to the lolicon sentai is kinda like what lolivamplover is to break, now. everyone was a fucking horrible human, but someone reached the next level of horrible first, and disrupted the balance permanently. and now are legend.

KinKrow
October 17th, 2015, 01:33 AM
nah, fucking is like pissing yourself in bed.


A momentarily sweet warmth followed by cold loneliness when you wake up.

ah~

romance~

Scrubland
October 17th, 2015, 01:35 AM
I was trying to remember what I did with all those fucking robot nasu shits. I used to have that stuff saved somewhere, I must have cleaned it out when I gave up at trying to sift through the logs.

KinKrow
October 17th, 2015, 01:35 AM
Not gonna lie, if this is the shit that used to go down I'm offended that errybody got offended when I posted about UCW.

just Beamu
October 17th, 2015, 01:36 AM
Not gonna lie, if this is the shit that used to go down I'm offended that errybody got offended when I posted about UCW.
The thing is that you did it one after the other. Constantly.

Scrubland
October 17th, 2015, 01:37 AM
wait a second.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jJsYbVBnaE

for prosperity.


because it has to come up at some point.

KinKrow
October 17th, 2015, 01:38 AM
The thing is that you did it one after the other. Constantly.

Bullshiz, I was not so tired it all blurred together!

Uh, wait

Fuck it was only one night, jesus

MZeroX
October 17th, 2015, 01:38 AM
oooh, a classic. here's another.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5KxZ5Lc_YA