Random Thoughts Thread

[SeiKeo]

do u know what a tinder moment is
why do you think I said it

[Vagrant]

Oh shit I haven't checked tinder all fucking day shiiiit

[Sesto]

see and then u make a post like that and its ruined

this makes me feel very sad

i am sorry i did not meet my potential. i will try harder to make many funny posts from now on. please don't think poorly of me (this includes anyone listening... don;t hate me please :(). i only want to be loved by everyone on the website called beasts lair

[Kelnish]

why do you think I said it

Because usahoe

[Lace]

if ur tinder moments are meme quotes then what is the point really

[2Bad]

I have a Tinder profile but use this as the profile image.
13682

[Lace]

this is what a good tinder moment looks like

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CREMfwIWIAAfwik.jpg

[Fancy Face the First]

well, i hope one day, i will meet my potential you have described

one day, i will become meme king like it was prophesied. screenshot this post because it will belong in history books a couple years from now. tomorrow is the beginning of my journey

see and then u make a post like that and its ruined

You can't force a meme.

You have to wait for it.

Only when you learn patience will you be ready.

[Kelnish]

if ur tinder moments are meme quotes then what is the point really

Maybe a cute meme person will want to touch your no no square probs. Not that thatll happen but some people believe in long shots

[just Beamu]

this makes me feel very sad

i am sorry i did not meet my potential. i will try harder to make many funny posts from now on. please don't think poorly of me (this includes anyone listening... don;t hate me please :(). i only want to be loved by everyone on the website called beasts lair
You shouldn't want to be loved by LVL.

[Sesto]

i don't have a tinder account, because even if a girl said "i also like you tbh" i do not know what to say. if we met in irl, she would say "nvm tbh"

[Vagrant]

this is what a good tinder moment looks like

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CREMfwIWIAAfwik.jpg

P. shitty moment tbh

[Sesto]

You can't force a meme.

You have to wait for it.

Only when you learn patience will you be ready.

this tbh

[Kirby]

i will try harder to make many funny posts
I advise against this.

[Peanut-007]

I have a Tinder profile but use this as the profile image.
13682

You'll never be game over like that.

[Vagrant]

i don't have a tinder account, because even if a girl said "i also like you tbh" i do not know what to say. if we met in irl, she would say "nvm tbh"

And this attitude is why you don't succeed.

[just Beamu]

And this attitude is why you don't succeed.
The only way to win is to not even try playing the game of love.

[Kelnish]

I advise against this.

Ive been doing it for years though.

[Vagrant]

The only way to win is to not even try playing the game of love.

Who said anything about love?

[Lace]

Maybe a cute meme person will want to touch your no no square probs. Not that thatll happen but some people believe in long shots

im a cute meme person and i want to touch peoples no no squares all the time so its not that unlikely to be perfectly frank

[just Beamu]

Ive been doing it for years though.
That's because you're a special snowflake.

[Peanut-007]

Who said anything about love?

Every Magical Girl show ever.

[just Beamu]

Who said anything about love?
Or anything related to dating really.

[Lace]

P. shitty moment tbh

pls do not insult my mom like this

[Kelnish]

im a cute meme person and i want to touch peoples no no squares all the time so its not that unlikely to be perfectly frank

How presemptuous, calling yourself cute. That kinda pride is unbecoming in a 10 year old!

[Vagrant]

Or anything related to dating really.

Tinder hookups isn't what I'd call dating.

[Sesto]

I advise against this.

real meme posters don't try hard at all, they are just natural meme posters, right? like the hulk from the avengers ("my secret.. i am always a meme")

thanks, i will try to be the hulk

[SeiKeo]

How presemptuous, calling yourself cute. That kinda pride is unbecoming in a 10 year old!
Kelnish please be careful, you can only use this joke 10 more times

[just Beamu]

How presemptuous, calling yourself cute. That kinda pride is unbecoming in a 10 year old!
I see you're getting ever closer to reverse aging Lace into nonexistence.

[Vagrant]

pls do not insult my mom like this

Moments need a special something. The real moments are beyond the reach of ordinary people.

[2Bad]

You'll never be game over like that.

The funny part is I get a fair amount of non-bots.

[Lace]

How presemptuous, calling yourself cute. That kinda pride is unbecoming in a 10 year old!

do it again and ill only reply to u with faux socrates quotes

[just Beamu]

Tinder hookups isn't what I'd call dating.
Or anything even vaguely related to romance in even the most tangential sense really.

[Vagrant]

Kelnish please be careful, you can only use this joke 10 more times

Uh no have you ever Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator?

[Fancy Face the First]

real meme posters don't try hard at all, they are just natural meme posters, right? like the hulk from the avengers ("my secret.. i am always a meme")

thanks, i will try to be the hulk

CV said "If the meme will not post, then drop it."

Kelnish said "If the meme will not post, then make it post."

Whoever will follow will realize the true secret; that you must wait for the meme to post.

[Vagrant]

Or anything even vaguely related to romance in even the most tangential sense really.

Sex =/= romance.

[Kelnish]

Kelnish please be careful, you can only use this joke 10 more times

You think that but youd be right.

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do it again and ill only reply to u with faux socrates quotes

Im not actually sure what a faux socrates quote is.

[just Beamu]

Sex =/= romance.
Anything related to romance and or fucking really.

[Sesto]

CV said "If the meme will not post, then drop it."

Kelnish said "If the meme will not post, then make it post."

Whoever will follow will realize the true secret; that you must wait for the meme to post.

did this really happen or are you making it up???

[Lace]

Im not actually sure what a faux socrates quote is.

Well good you'll hopefully never have to witness one

[Kelnish]

Pls edify me i like to learn things not out of tech manuals

[Lace]

"im a cute meme person and i want to touch peoples no no squares all the time so its not that unlikely to be perfectly frank" - Socrates

[Vagrant]

John Stuart Mill of his own free will on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

[Kelnish]

Wow he was a real forward thinker i thpught dawkins invented meme but it was ancent knowledge

[just Beamu]

John Stuart Mill of his own free will on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Are we just spouting off rhymes now?

[Vagrant]

"Never believe internet quotes"
- Abraham Lincoln
- Wayne Gretzky
- Michael Scott

[Fancy Face the First]

did this really happen or are you making it up???

Would I lie to you?

[Lace]

richard dawkins is just a lousy old men who whines about honey n whines about other things

[Vagrant]

Are we just spouting off rhymes now?

Talking about false socrates quotes made me think og "Socrates himself was permanently pissed" and it went on from there.

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richard dawkins is just a lousy old men who whines about honey n whines about other things

To be honest I'd whine about honey too if I only had shitty honey.

[just Beamu]

Talking about false socrates quotes made me think og "Socrates himself was permanently pissed" and it went on from there.
But the rhyme just makes me want to spout off dirty rhymes and limericks.

[Sesto]

when you go to the bathroom, do you pause your music, or do you let it just run?

i usually pause my music, but lately, i leave it run. because it's like you're at a concert, and went to the washroom to go, and when you come back, the music is still playing. almost like you are cool enough to go to concerts right?

[Lace]

i am thankful that dawkins was the first to get behind the big clock-making boy ahmed conspiracy though

[Vagrant]

when you go to the bathroom, do you pause your music, or do you let it just run?

i usually pause my music, but lately, i leave it run. because it's like you're at a concert, and went to the washroom to go, and when you come back, the music is still playing. almost like you are cool enough to go to concerts right?

>implying I listen to music

[Sesto]

>implying I listen to music

who doesn't listen to music really??

are you an alien? only losers don't listen to music

[Vagrant]

I make my own headmusic motherfucker. I entertain myself!

[Kelnish]

>implying I listen to music

Implying implications in faux greentext is so 2010

[Sesto]

i just went to the bathroom finally and my roomate was watching tv with his friends. it's 1:05 am what the fuck are you watching on tv lol

i thought i forgot my room key but i was glad i didn't because going downstairs to get a new roomkey would really be embarrassing

[Vagrant]

Implying implications in faux greentext is so 2010

And yet I shall continue to do it forever. Truly a successful meme.

Like it's not even to be humorous anymore i just incorporated it into my forum posting style.

[Kelnish]

Realtalk when did memeposting take over from shitposting? Like, i musta been navying or having a lifin p hard whenever that happened.

[Vagrant]

i just went to the bathroom finally and my roomate was watching tv with his friends. it's 1:05 am what the fuck are you watching on tv lol

i thought i forgot my room key but i was glad i didn't because going downstairs to get a new roomkey would really be embarrassing

All the best TV is on from 11pm until 5am

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Realtalk when did memeposting take over from shitposting? Like, i musta been navying or having a lifin p hard whenever that happened.

Aren't they the same thing? I literally can't really tell the difference. I have no idea when it changed or exactly how it changed precisely.

[just Beamu]

All the best TV is on from 11pm until 5am

What do you watch?

[mAc Chaos]

Kelnish please be careful, you can only use this joke 10 more times
i will ban her after the 10th time

[Sesto]

Realtalk when did memeposting take over from shitposting? Like, i musta been navying or having a lifin p hard whenever that happened.

shitposting is meme posting except the not funny version of shitposting

if you memepost, it makes people laugh, but shitposters are people who try to be hard to be memeposters but can't make the cut. like me tbh

[Kelnish]

... youre giving me too much power mac.

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shitposting is meme posting except the not funny version of shitposting

if you memepost, it makes people laugh, but shitposters are people who try to be hard to be memeposters but can't make the cut. like me tbh

Go and stay go pls.

[mAc Chaos]

as expected of meme king

[Kelnish]

as expected of meme king

Im going to find you and headbutt you.

[Sesto]

Go and stay go pls.

stop being mean or else i will report you

[Kelnish]

All the best TV is on from 11pm until 5am

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Aren't they the same thing? I literally can't really tell the difference. I have no idea when it changed or exactly how it changed precisely.

Its just wicked weird to miss a terminology change i guess. I blame bridgeburner and christemo

[Vagrant]

What do you watch?

Softcore porn. Infomercials. Music videos. Foreign films. Sports replays from 1968. The usual.

[Sesto]

Softcore porn. Infomercials. Music videos. Foreign films. Sports replays from 1968. The usual.

when i was in japan, i stayed in a capsule hotel in tokyo for two nights. i saw softcore porn on the television in the capsule i stayed in. it was my first time seeing porn on television

i just thought i should share this story thanks

[just Beamu]

Softcore porn. Infomercials. Music videos. Foreign films. Sports replays from 1968. The usual.
I almost never watch anything on TV anymore. The only shows I watch anymore on TV is SNL and Law and Order Special Victims Unit.

[Vagrant]

when i was in japan, i stayed in a capsule hotel in tokyo for two nights. i saw softcore porn on the television in the capsule i stayed in. it was my first time seeing porn on television

i just thought i should share this story thanks

My first time seeing porn on TV was when I was 6 and I went out to get water and dad was jacking it to the premium channels.

[Sesto]

My first time seeing porn on TV was when I was 6 and I went out to get water and dad was jacking it to the premium channels.

actually the truth is i lied. i remember seeing porn on the tv when i was elementary school, and having a sleepover with friends at is friends house. we were staying up late like bad boys and say porn on the tv (we switched it off really quickly.. because even bad boys aren't that bad). i don't think it was actual porn though, just nudity on some tv channel

[just Beamu]

It suddenly strikes me as weird that the only shows I watch on TV are SNL and Law and Order SVU. Is that odd?

[Sesto]

It suddenly strikes me as weird that the only shows I watch on TV are SNL and Law and Order SVU. Is that odd?

i can't watch stand up comedy because i always find it really embarssing for some reason. like what if they don't laugh at the jokes? even if the guy is really funny i just can't watch it because i'm too afraid he will not be funny.

and law and order, well, my parents watched it a lot when i was a kid. and i grew to hate it because i thought it not that good. so yes, i guess it's odd. television is for losers tbh

[just Beamu]

i can't watch stand up comedy because i always find it really embarssing for some reason. like what if they don't laugh at the jokes? even if the guy is really funny i just can't watch it because i'm too afraid he will not be funny.

and law and order, well, my parents watched it a lot when i was a kid. and i grew to hate it because i thought it not that good. so yes, i guess it's odd. television is for losers tbh
SNL isn't stand up, it's sketch based. Unless the host is a stand up comedian who feels like doing some in the opening bit.

[Vagrant]

i can't watch stand up comedy because i always find it really embarssing for some reason. like what if they don't laugh at the jokes? even if the guy is really funny i just can't watch it because i'm too afraid he will not be funny.

and law and order, well, my parents watched it a lot when i was a kid. and i grew to hate it because i thought it not that good. so yes, i guess it's odd. television is for losers tbh

Stand up shows aired on TV will never have awkward dead air.

[Spinach]

You shouldn't want to be loved by LVL.

LVL's love is pure and I won't tolerate anyone speaking ill of him.

[Kelnish]

LVL's love is pure and I won't tolerate anyone speaking ill of him.

Hes probably had a cold before.

[just Beamu]

LVL's love is pure and I won't tolerate anyone speaking ill of him.
Very well. From here on out I shall only speak of him in reverent tones.

[Sesto]

what happened to all the meme posters? only few people post now.

i want to go to bed but i wish i could post with the meme posters more tbh. tomorrow i have class in the morning but class is for losers tbh

[just Beamu]

what happened to all the meme posters? only few people post now.

i want to go to bed but i wish i could post with the meme posters more tbh. tomorrow i have class in the morning but class is for losers tbh
Drink alcohol until you wake up unable to remember getting in bed.

[Vagrant]

Drink alcohol until you wake up unable to remember getting in bed.

Fond notmemories of presumablygood times!

[Sesto]

are you trying to kill me

i have never drunk so much alcohol i couldn't remember what happened in the morning. because really, if you couldn't remember what happened, did you really live? what was the point of drinking alcohol if you can't remember the fun (and embarrassing) times? it's like you drank and just wasted money and hours of your life. i would never do that, because life is precious and to be cherished. i love every second of my life and the people who spend it with me (you too bbe)

[just Beamu]

Fond notmemories of presumablygood times!

Most of the people I know who do this tend to enjoy it overall. Including my half sister.

[Vagrant]

are you trying to kill me

i have never drunk so much alcohol i couldn't remember what happened in the morning. because really, if you couldn't remember what happened, did you really live? what was the point of drinking alcohol if you can't remember the fun (and embarrassing) times? it's like you drank and just wasted money and hours of your life. i would never do that, because life is precious and to be cherished. i love every second of my life and the people who spend it with me (you too bbe)

Generally you don't actualy know you've reached the point of no return at the time so it's hard to ask "what's the point?". It's a delicate game.

[MZeroX]

My memories never get hazy when drunk. I just get louder and filter my thoughts less.

[GhostDIGIT]

Fish, what do you think of me?

[just Beamu]

For some strange reason my half sister refuses to listen to reason when drunk except for me. She actually listens to me when she's drunk but not for anybody else. Don't know why.

[Vagrant]

My memories never get hazy when drunk. I just get louder and filter my thoughts less.

Then you simply haven't drunk enough. Blackouts will happen once enough liquor is in the system.

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For some strange reason my half sister refuses to listen to reason when drunk except for me. She actually listens to me when she's drunk but not for anybody else. Don't know why.

I just tell everyone to go fuck themselves and becomes the singularly most stubborn person in the world.

[MZeroX]

I have drunk until passing out before and then waking up and still being drunk for days on end, but memory loss while awake has never happened.

[Sesto]

Fish, what do you think of me?

well, i think you are a person. i think you are like 14 years old aren't you? i don't want to post much because maybe i will be called a pedophile for talking to boys online

i think i am going to go to sleep soon when my roomate gets out of the bathroom. so good night, everyone, i love you all

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For some strange reason my half sister refuses to listen to reason when drunk except for me. She actually listens to me when she's drunk but not for anybody else. Don't know why.

i wish i had a cute older sister tbh

older sisters are cute

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especially a cute older sister who drinks a lot with me

[Vagrant]

well, i think you are a person. i think you are like 14 years old aren't you? i don't want to post much because maybe i will be called a pedophile for talking to boys online

i think i am going to go to sleep soon when my roomate gets out of the bathroom. so good night, everyone, i love you all

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i wish i had a cute older sister tbh

older sisters are cute

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especially a cute older sister who drinks a lot with me

This sounds like one of many doujinshi I've read before. I think I know how your scenario ends.

[just Beamu]

i wish i had a cute older sister tbh

older sisters are cute

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especially a cute older sister who drinks a lot with me

I don't drink with her. I just help her walk up and down stairs and make sure she doesn't drive home drunk or otherwise harm herself by accident. Like a good baby brother should. I do mean baby too. She was just shy of 11 when I was born.

[Vagrant]

I don't drink with her. I just help her walk up and down stairs and make sure she doesn't drive home drunk or otherwise harm herself by accident. Like a good baby brother should. I do mean baby too. She was just shy of 11 when I was born.

Then she sounds like the right age for me hook a brother up will you?

[Sesto]

I don't drink with her. I just help her walk up and down stairs and make sure she doesn't drive home drunk or otherwise harm herself by accident. Like a good baby brother should. I do mean baby too. She was just shy of 11 when I was born.

fuck dude

drink with her and then do things that are probably illegal in your state. do it for me

[just Beamu]

Then she sounds like the right age for me hook a brother up will you?
She's in a relationship that will likely end up with her getting married. Also, she's a lesbian.

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fuck dude

drink with her and then do things that are probably illegal in your state. do it for me
No. Stop. I don't know if you have a sister or not, but when you do that's just fucking nasty.

[Bobin]

Mom and Dad: *smiles* "Would you rather have a baby brother or baby sister?"

Me: "Little brother! So I can play with him and do stuff together."

>pan years later

Innocence: KIA

[Vagrant]

She's in a relationship that will likely end up with her getting married. Also, she's a lesbian.

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No. Stop. I don't know if you have a sister or not, but when you do that's just fucking nasty.

Everyone says that but apparently being intimate with your sibling is totally the actual best. At least according to the Dutch couple I met in Pai.

[Sesto]

No. Stop. I don't know if you have a sister or not, but when you do that's just fucking nasty.

i don't have a sister, i only have a little brother. he is an annoying loser tbh (but still cool i am just kidding)

but i really want an older sister. an anime older sister, not a real one though. like, aoko, except my sister, who isn't related so it isn't illegal.

[just Beamu]

Mom and Dad: *smiles* "Would you rather have a baby brother or baby sister?"

Me: "Little brother! So I can play with him and do stuff together."

>pan years later

Innocence: KIA

Do I want to know?

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Everyone says that but apparently being intimate with your sibling is totally the actual best. At least according to the Dutch couple I met in Pai.
I just help her walk around when she can't walk properly due to alcohol. I'm ridiculously worried about her getting hurt from it.

[Ivan The Mouse]

"Fear has disappeared from my mind this day. Unless, by any chance, it might come back tomorrow. Can we tell if it would bother us again in the future? Kind thoughts don't usually lend themselves to reality we have right now.

Yet, I do not mind it coming back to me. Of course, it would always rebound itself, as it always have done so. Until then, all we can do is to steel ourselves for such future occurrence.

A little hope and courage is what we need to face fear. Never assume that the situation is as bad or well as we think it is to be. Definitely, the good books have told us that things always don't go so well.

Dusting ourselves off from the shadow of fear should be imperative. I know that such thing should be natural for any person worth his or her salt. Everyday, we do the same thing, so we should be used to it by now.

My fears will always come back, yes. Eventually, they would, as it has always been. My resolve is always there, however. Enthusiastically, I will always face my fears. Such thing is always natural to us as a creature of this world. Thus, I am facing these fears. Everyday, I have always encountered them, without a doubt. Reality is such, and fear is what keeps us alive, they say."​

[Dullahan]

"Fear has disappeared from my mind this day. Unless, by any chance, it might come back tomorrow. Can we tell if it would bother us again in the future? Kind thoughts don't usually lend themselves to reality we have right now.

Yet, I do not mind it coming back to me. Of course, it would always rebound itself, as it always have done so. Until then, all we can do is to steel ourselves for such future occurrence.

A little hope and courage is what we need to face fear. Never assume that the situation is as bad or well as we think it is to be. Definitely, the good books have told us that things always don't go so well.

Dusting ourselves off from the shadow of fear should be imperative. I know that such thing should be natural for any person worth his or her salt. Everyday, we do the same thing, so we should be used to it by now.

My fears will always come back, yes. Eventually, they would, as it has always been. My resolve is always there, however. Enthusiastically, I will always face my fears. Such thing is always natural to us as a creature of this world. Thus, I am facing these fears. Everyday, I have always encountered them, without a doubt. Reality is such, and fear is what keeps us alive, they say."​

rambling pretentiousness?

http://i.imgur.com/PpHlDjw.png

m8, you are not even close

[Ivan The Mouse]

My rambling is pretentious because it tells something people already know in a easier way using roundabout statements. What?

[just Beamu]

We can't all be you Dullahan.

[Dullahan]

My rambling is pretentious because it tells something people already know in a easier way using roundabout statements. What?

you must train further if you want to Ramble Like Reza

[GundamFSN]

Chris got banned, and Strife got temp banned.

Today's quite a day it seems.

[just Beamu]

Chris got banned, and Strife got temp banned.

Today's quite a day it seems.
Yep.

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Although Christemo getting banned really wasn't much of a surprise.

[Spinach]

I miss Christemo.

[mAc Chaos]

but not strife

[Spinach]

Strife is right here.

[just Beamu]

Strife is right here.
Did you kidnap him and bring him to your bungalow?

[mAc Chaos]

i lost power a few days ago and it reminded me how much more productive i am without skype on

the time has come once again to cast this demon back into the darkness

[just Beamu]

i lost power a few days ago and it reminded me how much more productive i am without skype on

the time has come once again to cast this demon back into the darkness
What did you manage to do?

[mAc Chaos]

BEFORE SKYPE:
> draw
> code video game
> apply for jobs
> cook
> post in RPs
> read books
> go to gym

AFTER SKYPE:
> talk about RPs
> get baited into playing blazblue all night

[just Beamu]

BEFORE SKYPE:
> draw
> code video game
> apply for jobs
> cook
> post in RPs
> read books
> go to gym

AFTER SKYPE:
> talk about RPs
> get baited into playing blazblue all night

What do you actually do for a job? I think you mentioned working at a center for abused women but said that was volunteer work?

[mAc Chaos]

Not a center, but that's a long story.

My actual day job is a software engineer.

[just Beamu]

Ah, I just recently rewatched Tremors. That movie was horrible in the best way. I have fond memories of watching it as a small child.

[mAc Chaos]

I always thought about renting that movie when I'd wander the aisles of Blockbuster back when it was open. The art on the cover looked great.

[just Beamu]

I always thought about renting that movie when I'd wander the aisles of Blockbuster back when it was open. The art on the cover looked great.
I only ever caught it on TV. It really isn't very good, but is really enjoyable if you're the kind of person who can enjoy a good/bad B-movie. I never saw the sequels though. From what I heard they were just plain bad.

[Spinach]

AFTER SKYPE:
> talk about RPs
> get baited into playing blazblue all night

You baited me

[mAc Chaos]

i cant help myself

is it baiting you when i get baited into doing the baiting

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spinach post the mac gif

[Spinach]

I specifically got the idea for it after you did that shit fuck cuntbag dickhole combo to me in the corner that was literally 7k dmg into a reset for another 3k that killed me from full.

http://i.imgur.com/qGmjzo6.gif

[mAc Chaos]

lol so thats what you meant when you kept repeating HACKERMAN in chat like a man possessed after it

[Spinach]

fuck your character, play me in uniel i have 6 and 7k combos over there

[mAc Chaos]

patiently waiting for akatsuki to be S tier

[Spinach]

patiently waiting for akatsuki to be S tier

https://twitter.com/d_hirodu/status/652109985917210625

[mAc Chaos]

UNGA

UNGA UNGA

[Spinach]

Byakuya looking like one hell of a bully character, I'll cope with whatever happens by subbing that little shit.

[mAc Chaos]

squad goals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edOj19KRkDw&feature=youtu.be&t=1m37s

hitting spinach with this

[Spinach]

you know for a long ass time I've wanted to astral you, now that I've done that I don't even think I need to play BB anymore. I'm gonna take the disc to goodwill.

[mAc Chaos]

what astral

[Spinach]

what astral

Wrote mac as he deleted the stream recording.

[mAc Chaos]

what stream

[Spinach]

Wrote mac as he threw his capture card into the trash.

[mAc Chaos]

ok nvm i found a better one

https://youtu.be/edOj19KRkDw?t=2m19s

youre gonna get it next time

look at that lifebar

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wait no im getting baited again

its happening

[Spinach]

hackmen

[Elthanes]

Someone shoot me.
Horrible headache but can't miss uni

[Ivan The Mouse]

Someone shoot me.
Horrible headache but can't miss uni

Rub peppermint and menthol oil on your temples. Or take Ibuprofen.

[Snow]

whoa

a lot of stuff happened

[Sesto]

got a job interview at a marketing and consulting firm in the petroleum industry

so, this is my life, eh

[Snow]

Good luck m8!

[Dullahan]

interesting fact

the entry for "Baku" in the 1911 Encyclopaedia Britannica was written by Prince Kropotkin (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Kropotkin), and boy oh boy did he plagiarise the fuck out of Charles Marvin and James Henry's earlier books on the place - I'm talking entire sets of sentences lifted, maybe edited slightly so it's not too obvious...to his credit, he does cite them at the end, but it's very clearly a rush job

guess he was too busy writing the entry for #anarchism

[black1blade]

Wait WTF happened to cristemo!?

[Snow]

Wait WTF happened to cristemo!?
http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/6229-The-Latest-Bans

[black1blade]

Oh okay lol.

[mAc Chaos]

christemo was CV

[Spinach]

I brought up permabanning Chris when he started talking shit about Tamamo.

[mAc Chaos]

Once Tamamo came up it was a unanimous vote.

[Snow]

Twitter is suggesting I follow him. How strange.

[Seika]

Actually, we drew the names out of a hat.

Oh, well, in that case, we'll randomly ban a few people. Can't have your blog getting boring.

[mAc Chaos]

you have a twitter?

[Snow]

yup

[Fel]

I should make a twitter

[mAc Chaos]

PM me your account or post it here so i can follow you

[Rafflesiac]

I brought up permabanning Chris when he started talking shit about Tamamo.
Tamamo Prime or Tamamo Cat?

[mAc Chaos]

not fel

pls no

[Fel]

not fel

pls no
why

[Snow]

@snowsadist

All I do is retweet shibes and buildings, really.

[mAc Chaos]

why

random thoughts is in too much need of your full attention for it to be spared on twitter

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@snowsadist

All I do is retweet shibes and buildings, really.

wow change buildings to D&D and its my account

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> sadist

[Fel]

random thoughts is in too much need of your full attention for it to be spared on twitter
dont lie to me

nobody ever needs me and nothing is in need of my attention :(

[Snow]

http://i.imgur.com/gKLrlov.gif

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now twitter's suggesting even more bl people is this some kinda sect?

[Skull]

Arrived way too early for work this morning, so I killed some time playing with the squirrels in the park.

[Sesto]

my twitter is literally just retweets for contest entries (and that one time i proposed to mai nakahara on twitter hahaha, i'm such a madman)

i didn't realize normal people used twitter for anything other than looking at tweets of famous people tbh

[Elthanes]

My twitter is just following QMs from /tg/ and sometimes replying to shit they ask

[Fel]

I now have a Twitter

It's getcucked @leMemeFel

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I am now following Snow

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I have found other members of BL

Get ready

I'm coming

Quite literally

[mAc Chaos]

blocked

[Spinach]

Tamamo Prime or Tamamo Cat?

Prime, duh. Cat is just a gag, I don't defend gags.

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(and that one time i proposed to mai nakahara on twitter hahaha, i'm such a madman)

You ok bro?

[Kelnish]

I specifically got the idea for it after you did that shit fuck cuntbag dickhole combo to me in the corner that was literally 7k dmg into a reset for another 3k that killed me from full.

http://i.imgur.com/qGmjzo6.gif

Wow those are badwords pls hold yourself to higher standard

[just Beamu]

now twitter's suggesting even more bl people is this some kinda sect?
Next comes the part where we make you cut off all familial ties.

[mAc Chaos]

twitter is the real random thoughts thread

[Historia]

I have found other members of BL

oh god

[Fel]

twitter is the real random thoughts thread
I am liking the sound of that

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oh god yes
FTFY

[just Beamu]

I am liking the sound of that

I'm scared.

[Fel]

I'm scared.
Are you on Twitter? If so you rightfully should be.

[SINIB]

I now have a Twitter

It's getcucked @leMemeFel

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I am now following Snow

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I have found other members of BL

Get ready

I'm coming

Quite literally

This is why you were removed from the SINIB chat

[just Beamu]

Are you on Twitter? If so you rightfully should be.

I'm not. If I was though, then I would totally lie to you.

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Apparently the wind felt like flipping a table. A heavy table. Yay.

[Fel]

Have changed twitter handle to Fel @Th3RealFel. Although it was shortlived, the time for memes and shitposting has passed. You fuckers who blocked me can safely unblock me now without fearing an infinite amount of shit to come flying at you.

[just Beamu]

Have changed twitter handle to Fel @Th3RealFel. Although it was shortlived, the time for memes and shitposting has passed. You fuckers who blocked me can safely unblock me now without fearing an infinite amount of shit to come flying at you.
Coming from you I would still fear the storm of shit. I mean I got like ten inches of rain yesterday and strong winds, but I just don't think it can compare to your storms.

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I'm sorry Fel. I just can't handle ten inches of standing shit.

[Spinach]

This is why you were removed from the SINIB chat

what a loss lol

[SeiKeo]

Have changed twitter handle to Fel @Th3RealFel. Although it was shortlived, the time for memes and shitposting has passed. You fuckers who blocked me can safely unblock me now without fearing an infinite amount of shit to come flying at you.
No sorry you're staying where you are.

[Fel]

Coming from you I would still fear the storm of shit. I mean I got like ten inches of rain yesterday and strong winds, but I just don't think it can compare to your storms.

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I'm sorry Fel. I just can't handle ten inches of standing shit.
Okay real talk. Have you ever seen me unironically shitstorm and say dumb things? And even moreso, have you ever seen me do something when I said I wouldn't do it? Look I'm not sure about the former, but as for the latter, I know for a fact that I most definitely do not back down on what I said.

[just Beamu]

Okay real talk. Have you ever seen me unironically shitstorm and say dumb things? And even moreso, have you ever seen me do something when I said I wouldn't do it? Look I'm not sure about the former, but as for the latter, I know for a fact that I most definitely do not back down on what I said.

I was joking.

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Sorry.

[Fel]

No sorry you're staying where you are.
That's cool. I just wanted to let you know that I'm going to stop shitting and instead will make actually good(?) posts/tweets. Like I said, the time for memes has passed. If you still dislike me then ehhh, that's okay. I may be better when not shitting at full force, but honestly there are still better ways to spend your time than to read my posts.

Anyways sorry for all those shitposts I've made up until now that have made you distrustful of me and my opinions. I would've banned myself/put myself on ignore long ago for those so thanks for not doing that, I guess.

[Leftovers]

chris-chan really did become a guardian angel

[Kirby]

What, what's going on

[mAc Chaos]

he got on twitter and got blocked en masse

[just Beamu]

What, what's going on

Nothing. Just the bans that happened yesterday. Weren't you hear for that?

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Wait, never mind.

[Lace]

You're like an MRA and that's kind of idiotic, if that hurts your feelings then tough luck :/

[Fel]

You're like an MRA and that's kind of idiotic, if that hurts your feelings then tough luck :/
Did you miss the part where I was speaking unironically and said that the time for my memes has passed? That includes all of my ironic opinions, such as the male chauvinism, for example.

[Lace]

Good luck with ur new reform I guess!! lol

[SeiKeo]

Did you miss the part where I was speaking unironically and said that the time for my memes has passed. That includes all of my ironic opinions, such as the male chauvinism, for example.
Take it from me, my friend, it is not so easy.

Also change your avatar.

[Fel]

Good luck with ur new reform I guess!! lol
I'm not even reforming. I've always been like this. The memes were a facade.

[Lace]

I just ironically fucked this goat, it was a joke all along

[Fel]

Take it from me, my friend, it is not so easy.

Also change your avatar.
Done. This avatar reflects the current me quite well, if I do say so myself.

[2Bad]

You're like an MRA and that's kind of idiotic, if that hurts your feelings then tough luck :/
one of you is an mra, but the other likes asuka

who's the real monster

[Fel]

I just ironically fucked this goat, it was a joke all along
Good for you I guess

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Wait fuck I'm going back to the memes and shitposting already.

[mAc Chaos]

Also change your avatar.
damn leo beat me to it

[Fel]

It's become a habit

[SeiKeo]

one of you is an mra, but the other likes asuka

who's the real monster
Asuka attempts to reinforce traditional male gender roles.

[mAc Chaos]

lol

couldnt last

[Fel]

damn leo beat me to it
I also beat you to it.

[just Beamu]

Done. This avatar reflects the current me quite well, if I do say so myself.

It's easily the least punchable avatar I've seen you use so far.

[SeiKeo]

damn leo beat me to it
a mod in soul...

[Ivan The Mouse]

I am seriously getting dehydrated.

[Kelnish]

I just ironically fucked this goat, it was a joke all along

This but unironically

[2Bad]

Asuka attempts to reinforce traditional male gender roles.
asuka attempts to be annoying, and succeeds

[Fel]

Look I'm trying to be serious here and you are making it very hard for me.


This but unironically
I wanted to say that, but then I remembered what I said like 5 seconds ago, and so chose not to. I am in control of my own memes.

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The control is already falling apart though. They're breaking out again.

[just Beamu]

Look I'm trying to be serious here and you are making it very hard for me.


I wanted to say that, but then I remembered what I said like 5 seconds ago, and so chose not to. I am in control of my own memes.
Just wait until the withdrawal symptoms set in.

[mAc Chaos]

quarantine until outbreak is contained

[Lace]

Asuka is actually pretty ok u losers

[Kelnish]

Asuka is actually pretty ok u losers

No.

[Fel]

Just wait until the withdrawal symptoms set in.
They've already set it.

[just Beamu]

quarantine until outbreak is contained
It's spread too far already. The only choice is to purge the infected. Preferably with fire.

[SeiKeo]

Asuka is actually pretty ok u losers
I actually can't feel very strongly about Asuka anymore because Rebuild has taught me to interpret Eva retrospectively without much focus outside of Shinji so

[Fel]

quarantine until outbreak is contained
Do this. But unironically.

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It's spread too far already. The only choice is to purge the infected. Preferably with fire.
But don't go this far.

[just Beamu]

Asuka is actually pretty ok u losers

I actually don't dislike Asuka, but I'm tempted to join the hatewagon for fun.

[2Bad]

Asuka is actually pretty ok u losers
It's always about Asuka vs Rei but nobody recognizes that both suck and the only good NGE girl is Misato

[just Beamu]

It's always about Asuka vs Rei but nobody recognizes that both suck and the only good NGE girl is Misato
Agreed on the Misato bit.

[Lace]

I actually can't feel very strongly about Asuka anymore because Rebuild has taught me to interpret Eva retrospectively without much focus outside of Shinji so

I haven't watched past the first movie so I can't comment on that

but I might as well just watch 2 and 3 tonight like why not

[SeiKeo]

It's always about Asuka vs Rei but nobody recognizes that both suck and the only good NGE girl is Misato
Actually, Mari.

[Lace]

It's always about Asuka vs Rei but nobody recognizes that both suck and the only good NGE girl is Misato

I don't compare female characters like that

[2Bad]

Actually, Mari.
who

[Fel]

It's always about Asuka vs Rei but nobody recognizes that both suck and the only good NGE girl is Misato
What a weird way to spell Kaworu.

[2Bad]

I don't compare female characters like that
uh huh

[just Beamu]

Actually, Mari.

Why Mari?

[SeiKeo]

who
Yes.

[2Bad]

What a weird way to spell Kaworu.
Kaworu is good but not a girl

though if we're ranking the boys, then it's Kaji

[SeiKeo]

Why Mari?
A large point in her favor is she makes a ton of people really angry, which is rather petty of me but hey

[Kelnish]

I haven't watched past the first movie so I can't comment on that

but I might as well just watch 2 and 3 tonight like why not

Dont do it i need to watch them too.

[2Bad]

I like when she says ZAA BEASTO in 2.22 but she's barely a character

[Lace]

A large point in her favor is she makes a ton of people really angry, which is rather petty of me but hey

me about every character ever

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Dont do it i need to watch them too.

Well, watch them then??

[mAc Chaos]

A large point in her favor is she makes a ton of people really angry, which is rather petty of me but hey

so youre a sakura fan

[2Bad]

so youre a sakura fan
I think Mike's anger at Sakura haters is stronger than the entire collective body of Sakura haters themselves

[SeiKeo]

so youre a sakura fan
Mmmm not really, I'm not. Sakura pretty much functions as object.

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Mmmm not really, I'm not. Sakura pretty much functions as object.
Having written this post I understand now that you could make HF have roughly the same ideological content, except with female Gil, which would be a far better route.

[2Bad]

I mean Sakura does bring Rider with her so she has that going for her

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I agree Leo a full Nero route is really in demand

[just Beamu]

so youre a sakura fan
I mean, I can actually remember things she did. The most I can remember Mari doing is fighting at the beginning of 2.0, landing on Shinji's face, fighting Zeruel, and that bit at the end of 3.0. I can't even remember if she did anything in the opening space bit to 3.0.

[mAc Chaos]

?? you mean gil replaces sakura?

[Lace]

Rider


Nero

Wow Spinach was right

[SeiKeo]

?? you mean gil replaces sakura?
As the object of romantic interest. You could have the shadow plot or not, I think it could be formed either way.

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I mean, I can actually remember things she did. The most I can remember Mari doing is fighting at the beginning of 2.0, landing on Shinji's face, fighting Zeruel, and that bit at the end of 3.0. I can't even remember if she did anything in the opening space bit to 3.0.
She shoots things while singing nyan songs.

[mAc Chaos]

Wow Spinach was right

what did the great prognosticus say

[2Bad]

I mean the one thing you can really say for Mari besides a cool fight is that she's got decent porn but because she's so late to the party literally every other character has a larger body of work. There's probably some really sickass Fuyutsuki doujins if you're into that. But she doesn't have a character beyond vague teasing so

[SeiKeo]

I mean the one thing you can really say for Mari besides a cool fight is that she's got decent porn but because she's so late to the party literally every other character has a larger body of work. There's probably some really sickass Fuyutsuki doujins if you're into that. But she doesn't have a character beyond vague teasing so
Wait for 3.0+1.0

[just Beamu]

She shoots things while singing nyan songs.
Vagualy remembering that now, thanks.

[2Bad]

Wow Spinach was right
Nero is mad entertaining and Rider has good stuff going on in Hollow (although not so much in HF besides the fight with Alter).

Neither are that high on the overall scale but they're better than Sakura.

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Wait for 3.0+1.0
Fuck that I want to see Anno Godzilla

e: did that weird Italian official pack-in manga with Mari's time as Gendo and Yui's classmate ever get translated

[Lace]

what did the great prognosticus say


I know your entire personality is defined by having really bad opinions but you don't have to try this hard to be wrong.

.

[2Bad]

The best TM characters: Kotomine, Kohaku, Alexander, Caster, Baz/Avenger tied for 5th.

[just Beamu]

Honestly, I'm still hoping for 3.0+1.0 to just be EoE rereleased completely unedited just to fuck with people. It would be amazing.

Although a new version of Komm Susser Tod would be nice.

[SeiKeo]

Honestly, I'm still hoping for 3.0+1.0 to just be EoE rereleased completely unedited just to fuck with people. It would be amazing.

Although a new version of Komm Susser Tod would be nice.
I mean you've made this post before, and in the intervening time it hasn't gotten any less completely nonsensical.

[2Bad]

Actually both Baz and Avenger have something I really don't like about them (Baz's dumb dere/clutz elements and Avenger's oh-so-charming rape tendencies) that are tied into the It's an Early 00s Porn Game element but as a team they're sooooooooooooo good. I especially like that it stays strictly as friendship between them which is exactly what you don't expect of a game like Hollow.

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My list doesn't include Mahoyo characters because I don't know them.