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Spinach
November 13th, 2015, 07:50 PM
hurr durr cat no compassion

just Beamu
November 13th, 2015, 07:50 PM
Cats are your equals and dogs are your servants.
Cats are objectively less intelligent than dogs.

Historia
November 13th, 2015, 07:50 PM
But seriously that cat will eat your corpse before its cold if it happens to be hungry. The dog will at least be sad over your body and would probably wait until it was starving before eating you. Unless you're just awful to your dog.

Cats have feelings too, bruh.

Neir
November 13th, 2015, 07:51 PM
But seriously that cat will eat your corpse before its cold if it happens to be hungry. The dog will at least be sad over your body and would probably wait until it was starving before eating you. Unless you're just awful to your dog.

some new study says that if they could, they would kill you themselves and eat you. I'd need to look for it though.

just Beamu
November 13th, 2015, 07:51 PM
Cats have feelings too, bruh.
I know.

Snow
November 13th, 2015, 07:51 PM
lock thread imo

just Beamu
November 13th, 2015, 07:52 PM
some new study says that if they could, they would kill you themselves and eat you. I'd need to look for it though.
This in no way surprises me. Cats are sociopaths. Fluffy, adorable little sociopaths.

black1blade
November 13th, 2015, 07:55 PM
My cat actually loves me a lot.

just Beamu
November 13th, 2015, 07:56 PM
Dogs are more intelligent, affectionate and loyal. Better pet all around.

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My cat actually loves me a lot.
I'm sure many women thought Ted Bundy loved them before he killed them.

Historia
November 13th, 2015, 07:56 PM
lock thread imo

.

SeiKeo
November 13th, 2015, 07:58 PM
Dogs are more intelligent, affectionate and loyal. Better pet all around.

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I'm sure many women thought Ted Bundy loved them before he killed them.
lol are you for real

black1blade
November 13th, 2015, 08:00 PM
Dogs stink and require lots of looking after. Cats are pretty easy to deal with. Dogs are too energetic on the most part.

just Beamu
November 13th, 2015, 08:01 PM
lol are you for real
I exaggerate my hatred of cats. I'm mostly just indifferent.

Historia
November 13th, 2015, 08:01 PM
Need moar Gally pics.

SeiKeo
November 13th, 2015, 08:03 PM
I exaggerate my hatred of cats. I'm mostly just indifferent.
just joking guys i don't care but boy they're basically rapists right

Kirby
November 13th, 2015, 08:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY4AKGVlJYQ

Snow
November 13th, 2015, 08:05 PM
Wow first time this forum actually emotionally disturbed me.

Kirby
November 13th, 2015, 08:07 PM
Wow first time this forum actually emotionally disturbed me.
What happened

Snow
November 13th, 2015, 08:10 PM
What happened

People hating on cute fuzzies.

Lace
November 13th, 2015, 08:12 PM
just joking guys i don't care but boy they're basically rapists right

you know what this joke needs, a comparison to violence on women

boy that would bring me laughter

black1blade
November 13th, 2015, 08:14 PM
Those who hate cats must be purged.

Historia
November 13th, 2015, 08:18 PM
Moar Galllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy

just Beamu
November 13th, 2015, 08:19 PM
Sorry.

Snow
November 13th, 2015, 08:25 PM
Let's talk about otters instead.

Aren't otters just too cute?

Janx
November 13th, 2015, 08:26 PM
http://www.salem-news.com/stimg/september032014/otter-350.jpg

JetKinen
November 13th, 2015, 08:26 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY4AKGVlJYQ

These dumb cats with the squinty eyes are the best


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciXpkKh_2JM

Snow
November 13th, 2015, 08:27 PM
http://i.imgur.com/KUzGzoh.gif

just Beamu
November 13th, 2015, 08:28 PM
Let's talk about otters instead.

Aren't otters just too cute?
Otters are the most lovable sea mammals.

Historia
November 13th, 2015, 08:28 PM
Speaking of Gally, her fourth clone, AR-4, was best clone. Only because she was the only one who wasn't a psycho murdering bitch. Sechs, AR-6, is cool and all, being the lovable bloodthirsty knucklehead she is (well, he, since he got a sex change later on in the story), but dammit... if only AR-4 were still around.

JetKinen
November 13th, 2015, 08:31 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/96650b63d82b941132ef103b3e9b9581/tumblr_mhym5ps8zn1rikt3no1_400.gif

Snow
November 13th, 2015, 08:34 PM
.
A classic <3



http://i.imgur.com/T8CcljV.gif

just Beamu
November 13th, 2015, 08:41 PM
Seals are adorable too.

mAc Chaos
November 13th, 2015, 08:42 PM
Corgis are still the best. The official pet of the internet.

just Beamu
November 13th, 2015, 08:43 PM
Corgis are still the best. The official pet of the internet.
Ein is best anime dog.

Historia
November 13th, 2015, 08:47 PM
If Gally hadn't beheaded AR-2 she could have totally taken Sechs and beat her, thereby stopping her from killing AR-4, but noooo...

And then there's always AR-11 and AR-12 (Elf and Zwölf), but they're the cutesy airheads of the group and, well... they can knit at super sonic speed and use their singing talents for the greater good... When push comes to shove they... uh... get wrecked brutally or run away and leave the fighting to everyone else.

AR-10 was a pyromaniac... who ironically died by being burned alive...

I guess you'd call them GR-# instead of AR-# since I'm using Gally (japanese name) and not Alita (english name), but whatever.

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Then, you know, there's Gally herself, and she's, well, a midget. An octopus lipped midget with more strength than a supernova when it goes critical.

Janx
November 13th, 2015, 08:49 PM
Corgis are still the best. The official pet of the internet.

4e agrees

http://pre12.deviantart.net/08eb/th/pre/f/2012/140/0/5/4e_homebrew___fey_corgi__corgyn__by_heather_hellio n-d50fz81.jpg

black1blade
November 13th, 2015, 08:49 PM
You mean data dawg?

Snow
November 13th, 2015, 08:51 PM
I'd say shibes but that's too obvious coming from me.

Yoyomaster
November 13th, 2015, 08:54 PM
And the ISIS does it again :/

just Beamu
November 13th, 2015, 08:54 PM
Shibes are great too.

Spinach
November 13th, 2015, 08:55 PM
I don't like corgis or shibes, and I prefer dogs over cats.

Rocket Burrito
November 13th, 2015, 08:56 PM
I wish I wasn't allergic.

just Beamu
November 13th, 2015, 08:57 PM
I don't like corgis or shibes, and I prefer dogs over cats.

What dogs do you prefer?

Historia
November 13th, 2015, 08:58 PM
What dogs do you prefer?

the dead kind

just Beamu
November 13th, 2015, 09:02 PM
the dead kind
How could you.

Rocket Burrito
November 13th, 2015, 09:02 PM
the dead kind

Comrade.

Historia
November 13th, 2015, 09:04 PM
Oh, 118 people died in a Paris shooting today... literally only a couple hours or so ago

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Well the confirmed count now, as of 4 minutes ago... far as I skimmed.

just Beamu
November 13th, 2015, 09:04 PM
Oh, 118 people died in a Paris shooting today... literally only a couple hours or so ago
Current death toll is at 140 according to my news. Still more that might be dead. I have no idea how many injured.

Historia
November 13th, 2015, 09:06 PM
Current death toll is at 140 according to my news. Still more that might be dead. I have no idea how many injured.

Yeah, I only now just became aware. Was it IKEA?

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I mean ISIS...

Spinach
November 13th, 2015, 09:06 PM
What dogs do you prefer?

Labs, huskies

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pit bulls and boxers too

Snow
November 13th, 2015, 09:07 PM
All dogs are cute. I just obsess over shibes because I have one at home and I miss him :(

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Well most dogs

just Beamu
November 13th, 2015, 09:08 PM
Now it says it's been raised to 149.

Leftovers
November 13th, 2015, 09:08 PM
Was it IKEA?

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I mean ISIS...

u srs

Historia
November 13th, 2015, 09:09 PM
u srs

about what

just Beamu
November 13th, 2015, 09:13 PM
Labs, huskies

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pit bulls and boxers too
You have the same dog preferences as my half sister.

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about what
The IKEA ISIS thing you said.

mAc Chaos
November 13th, 2015, 09:14 PM
Labs, huskies

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pit bulls and boxers too
pit bulls are just gonna maul your baby tho

Historia
November 13th, 2015, 09:16 PM
The IKEA ISIS thing you said.

dunno, what you do think

just Beamu
November 13th, 2015, 09:17 PM
dunno, what you do think
I'm not the one who asked.

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pit bulls are just gonna maul your baby tho

They also maul intruders.

Historia
November 13th, 2015, 09:18 PM
I'm not the one who asked.

yes, but i'm asking you

just Beamu
November 13th, 2015, 09:21 PM
yes, but i'm asking you
If it was a joke it was pretty tasteless.

Spinach
November 13th, 2015, 09:22 PM
pit bulls are just gonna maul your baby tho

epic

Historia
November 13th, 2015, 09:25 PM
If it was a joke it was pretty tasteless.

Yeah. It was.

just Beamu
November 13th, 2015, 09:29 PM
I have no response to this.

Historia
November 13th, 2015, 09:30 PM
I have no response to this.

You just did.

Kirby
November 13th, 2015, 09:31 PM
http://puu.sh/lkE2k/b062a1e58b.jpg (http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53504494)

just Beamu
November 13th, 2015, 09:51 PM
Death toll is now 158 according to the news I'm watching.

Ivan The Mouse
November 14th, 2015, 12:00 AM
Death toll is now 158 according to the news I'm watching.

It's bound to get higher.

GhostDIGIT
November 14th, 2015, 12:02 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRXavO22cOE
I can't believe it ended like this.

just Beamu
November 14th, 2015, 12:12 AM
It's bound to get higher.
At the moment the number I'm hearing is 153. Hopefully they counted too high by mistake.

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Though I fear not.

Ivan The Mouse
November 14th, 2015, 01:35 AM
At the moment the number I'm hearing is 153. Hopefully they counted too high by mistake.

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Though I fear not.

It's four points of attack. Not a good sign for the casualty count.

just Beamu
November 14th, 2015, 04:18 AM
Test.

MZeroX
November 14th, 2015, 04:24 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

Ratman
November 14th, 2015, 04:30 AM
This episode of South Park is going to come across as a lot heavier in meaning than originally intended.

just Beamu
November 14th, 2015, 04:36 AM
Is it over something that would relate to the attack in Paris or something?

Ratman
November 14th, 2015, 04:48 AM
It is about our kids joining ISIS and the importance of proper law enforcement.

just Beamu
November 14th, 2015, 04:56 AM
I can see how that would cause some trouble. Or at least it might if it wasn't South Park.

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It's hell trying to go to sleep while sick. I already have enough trouble sleeping as it is.

Snow
November 14th, 2015, 11:54 AM
I want a beer boot.

Sigh.

Janx
November 14th, 2015, 01:34 PM
I want a beer boot.

Sigh.

What's up?

Strife ❤️
November 14th, 2015, 01:35 PM
Goodbye Apple Watch

http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/5986-WRIST-WATCH-Thread?p=2143790&viewfull=1#post2143790

just Beamu
November 14th, 2015, 01:41 PM
It looks much better than the Apple Watch.

Snow
November 14th, 2015, 01:52 PM
What's up?

Not bottoms, unfortunately.

Wow is the watch thread my dad?

just Beamu
November 14th, 2015, 01:53 PM
I like this avatar.

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Not bottoms, unfortunately.

Wow is the watch thread my dad?
Yes. The thread just didn't know how to tell you.

Snow
November 14th, 2015, 02:02 PM
No really, my dad is obsessed with them. And with politics.

Wait

SeiKeo
November 14th, 2015, 02:06 PM
.

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I mean, wow, he sounds cool.

Snow
November 14th, 2015, 02:39 PM
TIL my dad is General Discussion.

just Beamu
November 14th, 2015, 02:44 PM
Could be worse.

Kirby
November 14th, 2015, 03:12 PM
Bought another napa cabbage from a non-Asian supermarket. Hope it's not terrible this time

Hen_Ichi
November 14th, 2015, 03:19 PM
Goodbye Apple Watch

http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/5986-WRIST-WATCH-Thread?p=2143790&viewfull=1#post2143790

All this disposable income.

Skull
November 14th, 2015, 03:20 PM
I've been spending way too much time on Skype.

Even more than on here.

just Beamu
November 14th, 2015, 03:31 PM
So have I. Though you would know that.

Strife ❤️
November 14th, 2015, 03:33 PM
It looks much better than the Apple Watch.

Well, it better do :V


Not bottoms, unfortunately.

Wow is the watch thread my dad?

Hi where's the architecture thread

just Beamu
November 14th, 2015, 03:34 PM
Well, it better do :V
Did you actually enjoy the Apple Watch aside from the aesthetics?

Janx
November 14th, 2015, 03:45 PM
BL really slow today. Barely anything's happened since my break.

just Beamu
November 14th, 2015, 03:46 PM
Make the magic happen Janx.

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Do it.

Yato
November 14th, 2015, 03:48 PM
JANX seeds of despair Matsushima is waiting for senpai to notice her

Historia
November 14th, 2015, 04:01 PM
BL really slow today. Barely anything's happened since my break.

Too busy playing Fallout 4.

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Also, someone read this and tell me if it falls short of a good first chapter. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11612720/1/Caged-No-More

I think it does, but I need outside opinions.

just Beamu
November 14th, 2015, 04:18 PM
I read the chapter. It's alright, but feels like the earlier part is missing some emotion in the description. Not exactly sure how to describe how though.


Sucking snot back up her nose and wiping her eyes, she was going to cry anymore!
Also, I noticed a minor typo here. Didn't notice any others.

Edit: Maybe a better way to describe it is that some of the descriptions of the gore feel more like clinical descriptions than a horrified reaction a kid might have. Unless you specifically wanted the narration to seem detached to an extent.

Kirby
November 14th, 2015, 04:30 PM
The bai cai is fine this time. Now I can actually, like, eat vegetables without them going bad in two days

Historia
November 14th, 2015, 04:36 PM
I read the chapter. It's alright, but feels like the earlier part is missing some emotion in the description. Not exactly sure how to describe how though.

Missing emotion? You mean how the descriptions read?



Also, I noticed a minor typo here. Didn't notice any others.

Thanks.


Unless you specifically wanted the narration to seem detached to an extent.

A bit, yeah.

just Beamu
November 14th, 2015, 04:38 PM
Missing emotion? You mean how the descriptions read?
Yeah, that's what I meant and attempted to better elaborate in the edit.

Historia
November 14th, 2015, 04:41 PM
And after some random searching I found this band called Otep.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6ilgnHodEU

I like them.

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Yeah, that's what I meant and attempted to better elaborate in the edit.

I see. I probably won't change them on account of being too lazy.

E: what I'm probably going to do is add some more stuff at the beginning.

just Beamu
November 14th, 2015, 04:49 PM
And after some random searching I found this band called Otep.
I like them.
Listen to The Beards.

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Touch the beard. It is magnificent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ1eifsdePQ

Snow
November 14th, 2015, 04:54 PM
Hi where's the architecture thread

Oh hello hi soon yes.

just Beamu
November 14th, 2015, 04:57 PM
Snow, who is the artist that did that particular drawing of *Mute?

Snow
November 14th, 2015, 05:03 PM
When I get to my laptop tomorrow I'll let you know. Found it on DA I think.

just Beamu
November 14th, 2015, 05:42 PM
My body feels worse than yesterday.

Janx
November 14th, 2015, 05:44 PM
Saturdays are so slow here, quick someone in NA call HP support for something!


My body feels worse than yesterday.

Hope it gets better soon.

just Beamu
November 14th, 2015, 05:51 PM
Hope it gets better soon.
Thanks. It's always the same thing around this time of year. It'll probably be getting better tomorrow. If not then I might actually need to see a doctor.

Snow
November 14th, 2015, 06:20 PM
Fucking Return of the Jedi so emotional man.

just Beamu
November 14th, 2015, 06:22 PM
Are you rewatching the movies in preparation for The Force Awakens?

Snow
November 14th, 2015, 06:23 PM
This tv channel is doing daily marathons.

black1blade
November 14th, 2015, 06:39 PM
Anyone else watch dr who apart from the peps on skype?

Snow
November 14th, 2015, 06:46 PM
The angel eps were ok.


So I'm watching this movie 5mins but is it just me or are Daenerys and Viserys in Hellboy 2?

Also Diarmuid's spear.

just Beamu
November 14th, 2015, 06:52 PM
Wait, what movie?

Snow
November 14th, 2015, 06:55 PM
Hellboy 2

2Bad
November 14th, 2015, 08:03 PM
H2 is legit.

just Beamu
November 14th, 2015, 08:13 PM
I never got into the Hellboy movies. I think I vaguely remember watching part of the first one before losing interest.

Peanut-007
November 14th, 2015, 09:04 PM
something something Nazis, something something Cthulhu, something something apocalypse

Historia
November 14th, 2015, 10:48 PM
test

just Beamu
November 14th, 2015, 11:08 PM
Nice Jeanne Alter.

Peanut-007
November 14th, 2015, 11:47 PM
test

Ivan The Mouse
November 15th, 2015, 12:14 AM
First thing in the morning, I am parched.

Historia
November 15th, 2015, 12:58 AM
another test

just Beamu
November 15th, 2015, 01:01 AM
The mini Mass Production Evas are adorable.

Kelnish
November 15th, 2015, 01:02 AM
Female ufc is super cool. I like that the fightefs have a higher pain tolerance and less strength so the fighters are more agressive. Good times.

Spinach
November 15th, 2015, 01:04 AM
Female ufc is super cool. I like that the fightefs have a higher pain tolerance and less strength so the fighters are more agressive. Good times.

Link me some good female ufc fights to watch.

Kelnish
November 15th, 2015, 01:23 AM
Put it on. Its on tv.

Lace
November 15th, 2015, 01:27 AM
another test

Omg

Historia
November 15th, 2015, 01:28 AM
last test

... i was too lazy to remove all the background as much as i'm capable of

Kelnish
November 15th, 2015, 01:29 AM
Omg

Oh my goodness acronyms are the worst

Lace
November 15th, 2015, 01:30 AM
Oh my goodness acronyms are the worst

Stfu

Kirby
November 15th, 2015, 01:30 AM
Oh dear oh dear

Lace
November 15th, 2015, 01:31 AM
is that a new pic shrap

i didnt see it last time i checked the asuka tag

Peanut-007
November 15th, 2015, 01:34 AM
last test

... i was too lazy to remove all the background as much as i'm capable of

I want the mass produced Eva hat.

Historia
November 15th, 2015, 01:38 AM
is that a new pic shrap

i didnt see it last time i checked the asuka tag

no, its 4-5 yrs old

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1078135?tags=shikinami_asuka_langley+chibi

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and i dunno if i want to do the close up or the full image

just Beamu
November 15th, 2015, 01:40 AM
The full version with the one pulling on her hair looks a bit more adorable.

Historia
November 15th, 2015, 01:44 AM
http://i.imgur.com/6SHVfqz.png http://i.imgur.com/qf5QY8Q.png

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the problem with the full image is her mouth doesn't show up

i mean i could also go in and make it more noticeable but... i've already spent, what, an hour on this one?

too much effort

just Beamu
November 15th, 2015, 01:47 AM
Either one looks pretty good.

Historia
November 15th, 2015, 01:50 AM
http://i.imgur.com/TsQSf6M.png

and i did it anyway

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dat user title change doe

just Beamu
November 15th, 2015, 01:51 AM
dat user title change doe

Is good.

Spinach
November 15th, 2015, 01:54 AM
Put it on. Its on tv.

You uh

think I got cable?

Historia
November 15th, 2015, 02:33 AM
you know, i noticed in eva doujin (and some fanart) rei is depicted as plump and curvy

whats up with that

she copes with her lack of emotions by eating

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what a fatass (literally)

Dullahan
November 15th, 2015, 02:34 AM
you know, i noticed in eva doujin (and some fanart) rei is depicted as plump and curvy

whats up with that

she copes with her lack of emotions by eating

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what a fatass (literally)

actually, it's because mogudan can't draw any other kind of woman

Historia
November 15th, 2015, 02:40 AM
actually, it's because mogudan can't draw any other kind of woman

not just him

other artists and even that one cosplay jav have her like that too



what a fatass (literally)

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and i wonder if i should just change my name to shrapnel on here

just Beamu
November 15th, 2015, 02:48 AM
and i wonder if i should just change my name to shrapnel on here
Didn't you suggest this before and decide against it or something? I feel like I remember this happening.

Historia
November 15th, 2015, 02:52 AM
Didn't you suggest this before and decide against it or something? I feel like I remember this happening.

yes, i did

and i know if i do it for realzies this time it'll be weird at first

really weird

just Beamu
November 15th, 2015, 03:00 AM
Why will it be weird? Don't most people call you Shrapnel or Shrap already?

Historia
November 15th, 2015, 03:06 AM
Why will it be weird? Don't most people call you Shrapnel or Shrap already?

weird in that i've been using Shrapnel893 for the past five years almost exclusively

just Beamu
November 15th, 2015, 03:08 AM
Then why change now?

Historia
November 15th, 2015, 03:13 AM
changing it to just Shrapnel sounds less nub but i feel like i'll lose my online identity by doing so

which i'll probably get over but still

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also


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKn-lk27QaI

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she's an adult

just Beamu
November 15th, 2015, 03:33 AM
You had just settled on the Asuka avatar too. So short lived.

Historia
November 15th, 2015, 03:35 AM
You had just settled on the Asuka avatar too. So short lived.

im just trying out a few vectors I downloaded, gonna switch back to asuka soon

just Beamu
November 15th, 2015, 03:36 AM
What is the longest you've gone with the same avatar?

Historia
November 15th, 2015, 03:41 AM
actually i found an asuka render (not vector, my bad) of the one i just did and its better than mine cause obv whoever did it has no life but i might use it cause again its better

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and... on here or in general

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on here it was probably a month or two

other sites usually years

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anyway imma use this rin avii in the future

just Beamu
November 15th, 2015, 03:51 AM
Your name is born anew.

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What made you base a name off of shrapnel anyway?

Historia
November 15th, 2015, 04:07 AM
What made you base a name off of shrapnel anyway?

i dun hav ta explane myslef ta ya

im ann adolt

just Beamu
November 15th, 2015, 04:15 AM
How dare you take my question and throw it on the ground.

Historia
November 15th, 2015, 04:22 AM
How dare you take my question and throw it on the ground.

i do what i want you cant stop me

just Beamu
November 15th, 2015, 04:25 AM
I'll raise my boombox high and what happens next will blow your mind.

Dullahan
November 15th, 2015, 04:42 AM
zero context quote of the day


I know several female paperclip sex monsters who are deeply unsatisfied (despite all the stimulation) and just can’t figure out why.

Paperclip Sex Monsters? 'scuse me, I gotta go file a trademark claim

comment thread on a recent post on Nick Land's blog. still undecided as to whether it's your average Shadow-the-Edgehog alt-right NRx blog or an extremely elaborate parody thereof.

Spinach
November 15th, 2015, 07:04 AM
I made some fucking stellar chorizo tacos tonight and now I want more but I'm out of literally everything.

GhostDIGIT
November 15th, 2015, 07:57 AM
I beat the Imperial Agent's main storyline in SWTOR yesterday. It was really fun and I felt sad that it had to end.

Ivan The Mouse
November 15th, 2015, 08:11 AM
I must need to know my blood sugar level somehow in some way.

2Bad
November 15th, 2015, 09:27 AM
What did I even do last night

Snow
November 15th, 2015, 09:34 AM
Bet you didn't get lost on an unlit field road in the middle of rural Slavland like moi.

Historia
November 15th, 2015, 10:01 AM
I beat the Imperial Agent's main storyline in SWTOR yesterday. It was really fun and I felt sad that it had to end.

Bruh. You never told me which server.

GhostDIGIT
November 15th, 2015, 10:26 AM
Harbinger, although after I'm done on with my Sith Warrior I'll end up moving on to another server because of limited character slots.

Historia
November 15th, 2015, 11:50 AM
Harbinger, although after I'm done on with my Sith Warrior I'll end up moving on to another server because of limited character slots.

Move to Covenant. Do it.

GhostDIGIT
November 15th, 2015, 12:24 PM
Okay, should I pick a republic class or another Imperial one?

Historia
November 15th, 2015, 12:29 PM
Okay, should I pick a republic class or another Imperial one?

Whichever class interests you the most and you like playing, etc.

I have toons on both sides, so whenever you decide gimme the details and we'll go from there.

Or not. It's up to you mate.

GhostDIGIT
November 15th, 2015, 12:31 PM
I'll probably try Jedi Knight then.

Historia
November 15th, 2015, 12:34 PM
I'll probably try Jedi Knight then.

Ok. Well, like I said, lemme know dem details. Either here or via PM or whatever.

If you want.

Dullahan
November 15th, 2015, 01:45 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzKFBXlusGE

I'm fucking dying

just Beamu
November 15th, 2015, 01:53 PM
That was beautiful.

Historia
November 15th, 2015, 03:14 PM
The numbers don't lie.

just Beamu
November 15th, 2015, 03:23 PM
But his math skills do.

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I feel marginally less like a corpse than I did yesterday. Huzzah.

Snow
November 15th, 2015, 03:32 PM
Glad to hear that, GB.

just Beamu
November 15th, 2015, 03:36 PM
Thanks. I'll probably be completely over it by tomorrow or the next.

Historia
November 15th, 2015, 03:42 PM
And even though I said I wouldn't I rewrote that whole first chapter.

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Again.

For the hundred time.

just Beamu
November 15th, 2015, 03:51 PM
Are you happy with this version?

Historia
November 15th, 2015, 04:22 PM
Are you happy with this version?

Trust, her mother had once said, was one of the most valuable things a person could have in the whole world, and, right now, for Achi, trust was the only thought on her mind as she slowly but steadily edged out of her hiding place in her family’s kitchen closet.

Her eyes immediately focused on her mother’s body splattered across their kitchen table, her insides hanging over the side like string noodles. Nostrils flaring, she was fighting hard to not throw up, and looked around for any sign of her father, fighter harder to not let herself linger on the humongous hole in the wall of their kitchen, smash through by some monster’s giant first.

When it’d snatched snatched and hoisted her mother into the air like she’d do with one of the many dolls in her room. Playing with them and jostling them around, having fun. Only her mother wasn’t a doll, and as she’d struggled to grab hold of something so she wasn’t thrashed around like one, it had pulled her apart.

Achi could still the hear the sounds.

The snapping and the tearing, as her mother screamed in agony, and the thud, as it dropped her, like a sack of potatoes. That was when her father had told her to hide as he got the monster’s attention and lead it away. Rushing out the door, yelling for her to make a dash for the Leonhart’s on the far edge of the village as soon as he had.

Her father trusted Mr. Leonhart, and trust was one of the most valuable things in the whole world. Their family's golden rule.

It’d been a few minutes since then, and she had to make a break for it now. She had to get to the Leonhart’s. If her mother was still alive, she would have told her the exact same thing, but, her legs, they wouldn’t move and, before she realized, she was staring at the body of her mother again and shut her eyes.

She wanted to wake up. It was all just a horrible dream and everything would be alright when she opened them again, but the only thing she saw was the blood and spit coming from her mother’s mouth. Gurgling up from her throat, pooling behind her head and, spilling all over the floor.

She had to get out. She had to get away. Had to get to the Leonhart’s like her father had told her—and her mother would have—if only her legs would carry her.

That was when she heard the screams. A multitude that drowned everything else out and they wobbled heavily as she frantically stumbled out the closet, then over grass and rock, stubbing her toes and scratching her bare legs on weeds.

Hot tears streaming down her face, she flew through the morning breeze, zipping past other houses and ducking under their debris. She didn’t want to see any of it anymore. She didn’t want to see all the people getting eaten like her mother. Didn’t want to see their anguished faces, hear their tormented cries, or feel their helplessness.

Sliding against the side of a house, she peeked around it.

The monsters, they were ripping apart the other houses around her and catching the people still inside of them, and she sprinted with all her might until she reached the Leonhart's front door and paused to catch her breath, sweat falling from her face like raindrops, then filled her lungs to shout for Mr. Leonhart, when she heard a voice around the corner.

"... treat this whole world… as your enemy..." It was a Mr. Leonhart's voice, deep and strong. Wiping her brow with a grimy hand, she only partially caught his next words, “... will curse and resent you…" They came out in choking sobs, "... remember that your father will always, always, always, be on your side. "So, please, promise me…" He was talking to someone, but she couldn't tell who.

The first person that came to her mind was Annie. Two years older than her, she remembered they would often have organized get-togethers where the two of them usually ended up paired together, where they’d become best friends. It was then that hope washed over her; if she could trust anyone it would be Annie.

"... promise me something. Promise me you'll come back."

Coming around to the back to see Mr. Leonhart crouched down eye level with Annie, she brimmed with relief and rushed forward to meet them, but in her haste tumbled, crashing to the ground and knocking over a bucket of water that got her all wet in the process.

"Who's there?!” she heard Mr. Leonhart shout. Seeing his burly form come into view, his voice softened. “Oh, it's only you, Achi.” Standing over her, and, after a moment, he spoke again, "Where's your father?" When her eyes welled he smiled sadly. "I… I see." Turning away, tearing up himself, he then said, "You take Achi with you, hear me? Don't leave her behind."

That was it. She couldn't take anymore. All the pain, all the sadness, all the hurt—it was eating away at her no matter how hard she tried to deny it. But, she wasn't going to cry again, she wasn't going to—!

"Alright, father." Annie said, coming over to her.

Sucking snot back up her nose and rubbing her eyes, she wasn’t going to cry anymore! Getting up on her own two feet with Annie's help, Achi looked into her best friend's eyes and gave a trembling smile.

She had someone she could count on, after all.

It's shorter than it was, but I think it sounds a bit better. Maybe.

I've also tweaked and added to Annie's POV which comes after and just started writing a new scene to show her meeting Reiner and Bertolt for the first time, but I dunno... Should I put them in the same chapter or or have each POV as their own chapters?

Whatever I decide will apply to the rest of the POVs in the story, which used to be 14 but is now 8.

The first part only has four: Achi, Annie, Ymir, and Krista--in order of appearance. The Fall arc, as I'm calling it, which depicts events during, immediately following, and after the Fall of Sigansina, ending with these four signing up for the military.

One more (and only guy), Friedrich, is added in the second part, The Training Arc, which'll shift between the five as they go through those three years of training and whatever comes with it.

The third part, The Breaching Arc, adds Mina, and is about the Battle of Trost and its aftermath.

Part four adds Eliza, as it goes into the Titan Arc (what it's also called in the manga and anime), showing the disastrous events of the 57th Expedition, and also Ines's, at the end. The rest of the story would switch between these eight.

Anyway, blah blah, this is what I have of Annie's scene thus far:

"Promise me you'll both come back, alright you two?"

Not having looked back, Annie continued to lead the way away from the village and through the surrounding wilderness with Achi following closely behind, who had taken the time to see her father off and delayed them by a few precious seconds, but now they were making steady progress.

It was already midday, and the air was humid and didn't bode well for the unprepared, but because of her father's meticulousness they weren't two such unlucky people. Annie heard Achi's sack tussle as she stepped over an upturned rock and glanced back after starting on the steep path that led to a basin the villagers often frequented for a clean water source and as a means to cool off in the warm summer months. The girl was struggling to keep up, and she turned back to help her the rest of the way, and, once the two of them were on higher ground, Annie removed her own sack and placed it by a stump. Taking out a canteen from her sack, she went and collected some fresh water, coming back to see Achi sitting down next to the stump, having followed her example.

Taking a quick drink, she offered some to her and after the girl had drunk her fill, put it back in her sack and sat down. Achi promptly situated herself as close as possible. They had travelled a total of three and a half miles, by her estimation, and it would take them at least a week or more to reach Wall Maria.

Right now, what they needed most of all was sleep and she knew that perfectly well, looking over at Achi as she curled her knees closer to her chest, trying to keep warm from the cold air that was soon to come with the night and watching her cheeks puff in childish annoyance, probably thinking why her father hadn't given them a blanket to use. Wondering about the best way to reach the Wall from where they were, she made eye-contact.

"Hey Annie," Achi whispered, scooting even closer, "how long will it take use to get there?" she asked, sniffing and wiping her nose of the sleeve of her shirt. Her father had given her the first thing he'd managed to grab, and it just so happened to be her mother's clothing. Meaning that it was much too big for the girl and looked almost comical, if not for all the dried dirt caking it and the equally dirty, oversized pants from when she'd fallen in a rainy mud puddle earlier.

Her own legs spread out, Annie thought for a second, before providing her answer, "A couple of days." She couldn't tell the truth, as she watched the girl close her eyes, content with the false knowledge that safety was but a stone's throw away, snuggling herself into her makeshift shirt-blanket. Looking up to the sky, the cold, or any other type of weather for that matter, was not much of a bother to her, having grown accustomed after conditioning herself via her father's guidance. How to fight both offensively, and defensively.

Though, no matter how much she or Achi could endure, or how well they could handle themselves in a confrontation, if they didn't get to the Wall within a week, there was no doubt in her mind that those things that had attacked the village would eventually find and eat them too. It was only a matter of time. Curling a hand at her side, she would even use "that" to get them safely there, if need be.

She blinked, turning her attention back to the girl now fast asleep beside her, head resting on her shoulder and, about to fall asleep herself, she struggled to keep awake. To keep vigilante. The surrounding countryside was full of dangerous animals and, truth be told, it was more likely for them to get attacked and eaten by a bear or wolves than the Titans, further they went.

That was when she saw something rustle the brush around them, and tensed, trying to peer through the gloom at whatever it might be. It was revealed to her a moment later: rabbits. Harmless. She relaxed, careful not to wake Achi, and nestled back down, feeling the effects of sleep taking over but not wanting to succumb just yet.

Instead, she thought of what her father had instructed her to do, finding and destroying something called the Coordinate, without any way to know exactly what that was. He’d given nothing to go by, just as, simply, it was that mustn’t be allowed to exist. An extremely dangerous weapon that no one should have possession of, not even if their intentions were for Humanity and not against it.

How was she supposed to figure out where to start looking? It was a near impossibility, and yet her whole life had been molded around this one thing. This one mission her father had tasked her with. She looked to the night. sky again.

Something only she could do.

Reaching out and touching her hair, blonde dirtied darker, she pulled a small twig that'd gotten caught. Staring at it in her hand, Annie wondered if their lives were about as significant as this twig, easily plucked and discarded; trash. She didn't want to believe that, but couldn't help it, and snapped it.

Tossing what remained somewhere, seeing the first star twinkle in the twilight above, their journey was going to be a long and taxing one, but, in order to return one day, it had to be done. No matter the cost or burden to bear.



The next day, after clearing the forest behind the village and the open ground that followed, she and Achi were travelling through another forest, having managed—somehow—to not encounter any of those things in the process. Especially with how slow they’d been going. It was a miracle, in and of itself, and she looked over at Achi who was wincing with each step she took, her feet red and raw.

There was no way of knowing whether this miracle would last, and they would have to avoid any place without cover from now on if they could help it. With that in mind she told Achi that now was the best time to catch their breath, coming to a hollowed out tree more than big enough for the two of them.

I dunno.

just Beamu
November 15th, 2015, 04:40 PM
Yeah, I'd say it reads a bit better.

When it’d snatched snatched and hoisted her mother into the air like she’d do with one of the many dolls in her room.
Found a repitition here. Didn't notice any others. Also, I noticed you spelled traveled with two ls. I think it's only spelled that way outside the US, so that may or may not be a minor typo depending on where you live. Though it's correct elsewhere so you might not wanna bother with that one, I dunno.

Historia
November 15th, 2015, 05:41 PM
Yeah, I'd say it reads a bit better.

Found a repitition here. Didn't notice any others. Also, I noticed you spelled traveled with two ls. I think it's only spelled that way outside the US, so that may or may not be a minor typo depending on where you live. Though it's correct elsewhere so you might not wanna bother with that one, I dunno.

Old habit. I started spelling words in British English rather than American English since last year and when I rewrote half of this story I changed it from American to British without realizing it at the time (this was months ago) and now I'm too lazy go through 50,000 words just to correct all those.

Marmadillo
November 15th, 2015, 05:45 PM
Was going through the streets of Dublin today. Saw a demonstration of angry Irish protesting against charging for tap water.
>first world problems

SeiKeo
November 15th, 2015, 05:49 PM
What exactly are they protesting anyways, did they not charge for municipal water before?

Polly
November 15th, 2015, 05:53 PM
I don't want to anymore

Marmadillo
November 15th, 2015, 05:56 PM
Yup, free water (meaning funded by taxes) until the recession.

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Then EU/IMF said: "Guy's you need money, here's how..."

black1blade
November 15th, 2015, 05:58 PM
Yawn I'm tired- D&D really requires a lot of effort.

Strife ❤️
November 15th, 2015, 05:59 PM
That water thing is still going on?

black1blade
November 15th, 2015, 06:00 PM
Also British spelling is superior.

just Beamu
November 15th, 2015, 06:00 PM
I don't want to anymore
Are you okay?

black1blade
November 15th, 2015, 06:00 PM
Lindybeige shall show you the truth!

Polly
November 15th, 2015, 06:01 PM
Are you okay?

Not at all.

Snow
November 15th, 2015, 06:02 PM
Wow free water.

just Beamu
November 15th, 2015, 06:03 PM
Not at all.
What's wrong?

Marmadillo
November 15th, 2015, 06:04 PM
That water thing is still going on?
Well, there was like 30 of them, but some locals said that there's quite a lot of salt about it overall.

Snow
November 15th, 2015, 06:04 PM
Hugs for Polly.

Polly
November 15th, 2015, 06:05 PM
What's wrong?

What isn't

Strife ❤️
November 15th, 2015, 06:07 PM
https://twitter.com/oo_KIKUSAN/status/665817300436516864/video/1

Polly
November 15th, 2015, 06:07 PM
Hugs for Polly.

Thanks...

just Beamu
November 15th, 2015, 06:08 PM
What isn't
I hope things get better for you.

Snow
November 15th, 2015, 06:09 PM
https://twitter.com/oo_KIKUSAN/status/665817300436516864/video/1

Sakanaction p good.

just Beamu
November 15th, 2015, 06:09 PM
https://twitter.com/oo_KIKUSAN/status/665817300436516864/video/1
I thought we had BBCode for Twitter now?

SeiKeo
November 15th, 2015, 06:12 PM
What isn't
Whatever it is, be well, okay?

Polly
November 15th, 2015, 06:13 PM
Whatever it is, be well, okay?

How? :(

Snow
November 15th, 2015, 06:15 PM
Hey hey you can laugh at me, I'm laying on the couch where I'm also sleeping tonight and I'm too lazy to go get the remote so I have to watch soundless nickelodeon on tv.

Polly
November 15th, 2015, 06:20 PM
Hey hey you can laugh at me, I'm laying on the couch where I'm also sleeping tonight and I'm too lazy to go get the remote so I have to watch soundless nickelodeon on tv.

Stop being lazy :C

SeiKeo
November 15th, 2015, 06:21 PM
How? :(
eat icecream and watch nickelodeon on mute

Snow
November 15th, 2015, 06:24 PM
Stop being lazy :C

I spent the whole weekend socializing with extended family and roadtripping unlit field roads of rural Slavland.

I need my lazy now

Polly
November 15th, 2015, 06:26 PM
eat icecream and watch nickelodeon on mute

I don't have either of those things :(

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I spent the whole weekend socializing with extended family and roadtripping unlit field roads of rural Slavland.

I spent my whole weekend working and being miserable during most of my ( short ) night out with friends on Saturday.

:(

just Beamu
November 15th, 2015, 07:28 PM
I was previously getting better. I now seem to be getting worse. I'll probably need to go see the doctor tomorrow.

Historia
November 15th, 2015, 08:35 PM
I was previously getting better. I now seem to be getting worse. I'll probably need to go see the doctor tomorrow.

How tragic. Hope you feel better.

As for myself, I'm all better and, taking a break from the Attack on Titan re-write, I've been writing the beginnings of a short story for Overlord (the LN, not the video game of the same name) where Narberal is tasked with finding and securing the allegiance of a rogue leader of the beastmen race (basically think Frances Drake if she was half cat) to establish a powerbase over in those lands. Also it's about her (Narberal) making her first friends and finding that humans aren't as bad as she always thinks they are. Maybe some hint of romance too.

just Beamu
November 15th, 2015, 08:39 PM
How tragic. Hope you feel better.
Thanks.

As for myself, I'm all better and, taking a break from the Attack on Titan re-write, I've been writing the beginnings of a short story for Overlord (the LN, not the video game of the same name) where Narberal is tasked with finding and securing the allegiance of a rogue leader of the beastmen race (basically think Frances Drake if she was half cat) to establish a powerbase over in those lands. Also it's about her (Narberal) making her first friends and finding that humans aren't as bad as she always thinks they are.

Maybe some hint of romance.
Sounds interesting. Would probably sound more interesting if I knew anything about the series.

Historia
November 15th, 2015, 09:07 PM
Sounds interesting. Would probably sound more interesting if I knew anything about the series.

There's also an anime and manga adaptation.

Spinach
November 15th, 2015, 11:46 PM
This coffee is so good actually.

Kirby
November 15th, 2015, 11:50 PM
If the US presidential election was between a very tiny dog and a very fluffy cat, who would you vote for?

just Beamu
November 15th, 2015, 11:50 PM
The tiny dog.

Lace
November 15th, 2015, 11:51 PM
the one whos not hillary Clinton

Spinach
November 15th, 2015, 11:51 PM
If the US presidential election was between a very tiny dog and a very fluffy cat, who would you vote for?

Being opposed to democracy, I abstain.

SeiKeo
November 15th, 2015, 11:51 PM
http://i.imgur.com/4B7STAL.jpg

Kirby
November 15th, 2015, 11:51 PM
The dog is a communist and the cat is a reactionary

Mattias
November 15th, 2015, 11:52 PM
Fluffy cat. Tiny dogs are the worst. Big dogs are obviously the best.

Kotonoha
November 15th, 2015, 11:55 PM
Tiny dog

mAc Chaos
November 15th, 2015, 11:57 PM
If the US presidential election was between a very tiny dog and a very fluffy cat, who would you vote for?
whichever one has the trumpiest hair

just Beamu
November 16th, 2015, 12:00 AM
But the cat is the hair.

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Would you vote for this dog mAc?
http://i.imgur.com/zV3hL4D.jpg

Kirby
November 16th, 2015, 12:04 AM
http://puu.sh/lneHC/53d260a954.jpg

JetKinen
November 16th, 2015, 12:11 AM
Is the tiny dog a corgi?

Kirby
November 16th, 2015, 12:12 AM
He is a communist.

Kotonoha
November 16th, 2015, 12:16 AM
I am voting for the tiny dog because he is a communist.

just Beamu
November 16th, 2015, 12:18 AM
Begin the October Revolution.

JetKinen
November 16th, 2015, 12:19 AM
Yeah but is he a Corgi?

Peanut-007
November 16th, 2015, 12:23 AM
I vote for the third party candidate, a cute hamster.

just Beamu
November 16th, 2015, 12:24 AM
The cat and dog ate the hamster.

Sesto
November 16th, 2015, 01:05 AM
fuck, canadians who act like dicks to muslims or refuges piss me off.

literally the only notable thing about canada is how we are accepting of our cultures. if you take that way, and try to force immigrants to become 'canadian' (literally what the fuck is a canadian anyway???), canada just becomes some useless country pretending to be the usa. idiots who try to keep canada 'pure' are only diminishing the thing that makes canada, canada.

when i see someone walking around, regardless of race or language or accent, my immediate reaction is to think they are canadian. i'd like it to stay that way.

/rant, but social media annoys me

Lace
November 16th, 2015, 01:07 AM
i get u but consider removing racists from ur social media

Sesto
November 16th, 2015, 01:09 AM
if only they weren't family

Kirby
November 16th, 2015, 01:09 AM
I don't use Facebook anymore. Though that's mostly out of laziness than any actual aversion to anyone

Peanut-007
November 16th, 2015, 01:10 AM
get the homophobes off mine while you're at it

Historia
November 16th, 2015, 01:13 AM
if only they weren't family

remove them anyway

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and dis asuka avii is too much

just Beamu
November 16th, 2015, 01:17 AM
if only they weren't family
Mine don't want them to come into the country at all. Nothing about making them "American", just total rejection.

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and dis asuka avii is too much
It's just enough.

Historia
November 16th, 2015, 01:20 AM
Oh, and I finished part of that Overlord thing I mentioned earlier:

Humans.... are trash.

Stuck at a table with one such piece of filth, this was the first and only thought running through Narberal’s head as she waited in an open tavern, watching the gluttonous sloven seated across from her tear his way through the food had ordered to get him to talk about her contact’s whereabouts. She openly displayed her disdain by scowling in disgust as he chomped down the meaty leg of some kind of mammal, discarded it, and wiped his pie-shaped face with a dirty handkerchief from his shirt pocket.

“Whew! Haven’t eaten that swell in forever!” he said, his fatty lips slapping together. Now using the handkerchief to fan himself, complaining about the humidity, he began to say what she needed to, but not before taking a large gulp of water, emptying his tankard, and subsequently ordering another—which were not free. To think she was using Nazarick’s treasury—Lord Ainz’s personal holdings—to pay for this swine and his wants; if not for the information he possessed, she would have murdered him already. After drinking his fill of the second tankard, he continued, “As I was saying, Ms. Bysshey is currently on an expedition and will not be back for quite some time. Though, seeing as how you’ve been so generous, I believe I can request an announce as soon as she comes back.”

“That was not the deal.”

His head sank down into his body like a turtle, as if his ungodly amounts of flub would shield him from her unamused gaze. “I-I s-sorry, but Ms. Bysshey ordered me not to tell anyone of her location until she returned, so the best I can do is—ah!” He jumped in his chair, rubbing his rump and holding up his hands in plee. “I’m sorry! I can’t do anything about it!”

Narberal snapped her fingers, a bolt of lightning travelling between. “Why?”

“I’ll lose my job!”

The lightning snaked around her hand. “You’ll lose more than your job if you don’t think of some alternative.”

“I-If you hire me… I won’t be under any obligation to without any information… a-and… uh…”

“Will this suffice?” she asked, a sack of platinum coin appearing the palm of her hand, which she then offered. Much as she was loath to do. But, to complete her mission for the furtherance of Nazarick and Lord Ainz’s eventual conquest of these lands, she had no choice.

“Yes, I do believe that will.” He counted them. “More than enough. Truly, you are—”

“Tell me.”

Sesto
November 16th, 2015, 01:20 AM
this is canada. (http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/multiculturalism/citizenship.asp)

next time someone says otherwise i will beat them up. like not really, but i'd imagine beating them up in my head. or, at least, i'd imagine convincing them in my head with superior arguing skills since i don't like hurting people

Historia
November 16th, 2015, 01:26 AM
this is canada. (http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/multiculturalism/citizenship.asp)

next time someone says otherwise i will beat them up. like not really, but i'd imagine beating them up in my head. or, at least, i'd imagine convincing them in my head with superior arguing skills since i don't like hurting people

b-but...

the world is full of dicks,

they're not all stuffed into just one country

just Beamu
November 16th, 2015, 01:35 AM
I see you've returned to the loli Rin avatar Shrapnel.

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It's already changed again. Madness.

Historia
November 16th, 2015, 01:36 AM
you cant contain me

just Beamu
November 16th, 2015, 01:39 AM
Are you so certain in your ability to evade me?

Historia
November 16th, 2015, 01:43 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_MZ0q2HI0s

just Beamu
November 16th, 2015, 01:45 AM
Misato is best Eva girl.

Historia
November 16th, 2015, 01:47 AM
Misato is best Eva girl.

best eva woman you mean

just Beamu
November 16th, 2015, 01:50 AM
In that instance, yes.