Random Thoughts Thread

[Spinach]

Literally hetero.

[2Bad]

Oh hey the author of Grave of the Fireflies died.

[mAc Chaos]

http://www.twitch.tv/macstreamos

one last night of training

[Kirby]

who you fighting

[Reiu]

ganbatte mAc

[Kirby]

oh my that rachael

[mAc Chaos]

this guys good with rachel, tsubaki, and valk

[Spinach]

"badlinne" is he an under night player?

[mAc Chaos]

yeah

[Sesto]

I fucking hate writing. Jesus fuck. It feels like I'm only capable of writing three types of sentences and only have about 50 words in my vocabulary.

[I3uster]

read more

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then steal all their shit

[You]

I fucking hate writing. Jesus fuck. It feels like I'm only capable of writing three types of sentences and only have about 50 words in my vocabulary.
are these three sentences those sentences?

[just Beamu]

That feeling when I walk by the pantry and somebody left a rifle leaning on its side in it and it's not even weird.

[Seika]

"Menelaus swoons as he contemplates not only the vertiginous polysemy of the signifier ..."

[mAc Chaos]

Stream complete. Made a lot more progress this time.

[Peanut-007]

Sri Lankan World Heritage sites are actually kinda cool.

[Marmadillo]

It seems hard enough anyway for people who weren't here, then it would just be impossible.

Me and you are the only really obvious quotes anyway. Also, who actually made it, I don't remember?

Anyway, it's

Five_X, McJon, Paitouch
Leo, Mike, June
Me, Buster, CV
Well, I didn't associate that quote with Mike and CV was before me as well. Got the rest right, although some because I remember their avvies.

[Seika]

Euripides "is not simply dancing on the grave of the genre he has outraged, but looking for a new mode of expression".

[mAc Chaos]

Who would be the best fits for the alignments today.

[GhostDIGIT]

Tried fighting Kyle again and managed to knock him down and one-shot him. The ending cutscene shows the protag becoming the new emperor possibly, cause I chose the darkside.

[Five_X]

Who would be the best fits for the alignments today.

I think you get to be Lawful Shitpost this time.

[Marmadillo]

Who would be the best fits for the alignments today.
I'm no expert on dnd alignments, but I'd say You or mewarmo on neutral effortpost and move mcjon to chaotic effortpost. Lawful is Seika.
Lawful memepost is Leo or Bridge, neutral I don't know, maybe Spin or Kirby. Chaotic I don't know either, Lace?
Lawful shitpost can stay, neutral don't know, too many of them, chaotic is Kelnish.

[Five_X]

Kelnish isn't even chaotic shitpost, he can whip up a mean contentpost when he's serious.

Chaotic Shitpost should be changed to Bittersweet, definitely.

[Marmadillo]

I thought the rule was today. I've no doubt he has an active sockpuppet, but technically he doesn't count.

[just Beamu]

Jokes. They are a thing.

[Marmadillo]

GayBeamu for neutral shitpost

[just Beamu]

I'm sorry.

[Five_X]

Jokes. They are a thing.

That original list was made after Mike and CV were banned, so.

The greats can never be replaced.

[just Beamu]

The chaos refuses to die.

[Marmadillo]

Then Chris for chaotic memepost

[Snow]

Gotta work harder so I can add 'internet meme' to my cv.

[Polly]

I am offended, both personally and professionally, for not being considered a candidate for the shitepost category, today's version.

[Snow]

Polly we are True and Chaotic Slavposting.

[Polly]

As my good friend Kay would say, Slavs are shit, so it's the same thing really.

But yes. We are cool and awesome.
And we have cute x-mas trees. Ha.

[Snow]

As my good friend Kay would say, Slavs are shit, so it's the same thing really.

As Slav 2.0 I take offense to that.

[Polly]

As you should.

The Kay has many exceptional qualities, but ethnic sensitivity sadly isn't one of those.

Also it's Slav2, miss Czechia.

[VasilikiHaidee]

Chill & confused.

[Marmadillo]

I am offended, both personally and professionally, for not being considered a candidate for the shitepost category, today's version.
I thought of you when I considered neutral shitposting if that helps.

[Spinach]

I refuse to update it because I, and my creations, are perfect.

[Marmadillo]

Nothing is perfect, Spin. Times are a changin and so must the inside jokes of this forum. We as a collective must come up with new ideas that strive for perfection in effort, meme and shit.

[VasilikiHaidee]

Digitally convenient.

[Strife ❤️]

Come back kay

[Snow]

I see certain people find Slav abuse amusing

[Polly]

I see certain people find Slav abuse amusing

The damn Austrians.

Racism seems to be in their blood. :/

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Come back kay

She's busy playing Fallout 4 and watching cartoons, i'm afraid.

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I thought of you when I considered neutral shitposting if that helps.

But you didn't nominate me.

Why are Slavs so useless? :(

[Snow]

I'm not.

[Dullahan]

tangentially


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0z557aPT8Q

[Marmadillo]

But you didn't nominate me.

Why are Slavs so useless? :(
Dunno, not one of them. Next time someone comes to my office I can ask "Почему вы такие безполезные?" You can come to my funeral.

[Snow]

Why is everybody useless really?

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Started driving today.

Excited to ride big machine. Scared of traffic.

What do?

[SeiKeo]

Slam the pedal.

[Skull]

Excited to ride big machine. Scared of traffic.

What do?
Don't crash.
Good luck. :)

[Dullahan]

Drive on the pavement

[Marmadillo]

i.e. remember what GTA taught you

[Skull]

Also, resist the temptation to race the police.

[Janx]

So it turns out either my RAM is bad or the connectors on the MOBO to the ram is bad. Computer stays on just fine without them plugged in.

[just Beamu]

I need to sleep. I can't sleep. Goddammit.

[Spinach]

Nothing is perfect, Spin. Times are a changin and so must the inside jokes of this forum. We as a collective must come up with new ideas that strive for perfection in effort, meme and shit.

No

[Sesto]

tfw you remembered a deadline for your project incorrectly and you actually have 3 more days to finish it

oh god it feels so good

[Elthanes]

Who the fuck puts 3 mini display and 1 mini-hdmi port on one graphic card instead of a second DVI?

Fuck I need an adapter. I can't deal with only one monitor

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It's not even normal HDMI which I have an adapter for but fucking mini-HDMI.

[VasilikiHaidee]

When I get mushy


I get bullied.

[Skull]

I need to sleep. I can't sleep. Goddammit.
Think happy thoughts. Breath deeply.

Close your eyes and start counting sheep.

[just Beamu]

It is far too late for me to go back to sleep at this point.

[Historia]

Hm.

To watch The Walking Dead from the beginning or continue where I left off even though I don't remember much past what season that was...

[Snow]

They wander through the forest and find some crazy men but they think crazy men are normal and when they find out crazy men are crazy they organize against crazy men and Rick goes berserk and they save their people and defeat crazy men and then they wander through the forest and also walkers are everywhere and nothing of substance is found out about them.

[Sesto]

Hm.

To watch The Walking Dead from the beginning or continue where I left off even though I don't remember much past what season that was...

don't watch it at all

[just Beamu]

That is the best course of action.

[Spinach]

I feel a lot less compelled to reply to strange opinions outside of the 7th with smug anime faces now that I'm a mod.

Bridge was right...

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Or rather than less compelled, the pull is still there, but something tells me not to do it...

[mAc Chaos]

i was saying this from day 1 and everyone went x d

[SeiKeo]

I told him.

[Spinach]

Why have these images if I only use them in 7th

[mAc Chaos]

you can still smugpost at me spin, i got u

[Spinach]

http://i.imgur.com/mBQ9sPg.jpg

[Snow]

Which cat breed would certain BL members be?

[You]

i don't know what cat breed i'd be but I've always wanted a hairless cat
and when I say that people look like me and are like "what are you smoking?"

[mAc Chaos]

a hairless cat is basically a rat

[Snow]

I can't imagine my life without constantly having cat hair get into my mouth.

[Kotonoha]

a hairless cat is basically a rat
rats have hair

[You]

a hairless cat is basically a rat
thanks mum.
what time are you going to come pick me up today?

[Spinach]

thanks mum.
what time are you going to come pick me up today?

you're walking

[mAc Chaos]

thanks mum.
what time are you going to come pick me up today?

that depends, did you get your grades yet

[Kirby]

Scottish fold.

[You]

you're walking


that depends, did you get your grades yet
wow i can see how lucky i am. with 2 great mums.

[Snow]

Dunno if I'd even be a cat. Maybe an iguana or something.

[black1blade]

Okay yes the skells in xenoblade are awesome.

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It's really fun switching between ground and skell combat.

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Also travelling in the skell is so epic.

[Seika]

Brother's beard has started reverting to child-blond instead of our dark brown adult hair colour. Looks very silly.

[Spinach]

Goldbeard.

[Five_X]

It's okay, Seika, he's just maturing into a Viking, as most English people do at some point in their lives.

[Polly]

Dunno if I'd even be a cat. Maybe an iguana or something.

Nah. This is you as cat:

http://41.media.tumblr.com/e0e440485299b9b82eebba26edde3cc4/tumblr_nydm4xMREU1qcffyto1_500.jpg

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And this is me as cat:

http://40.media.tumblr.com/545a93ef389900473f4585ed70ae089f/tumblr_nkx6syMuVg1r0qshxo1_500.jpg

[Snow]

We're cute.

[just Beamu]

That's an A+ bandana.

[Polly]

We're cute.


https://i2.wp.com/i.imgur.com/anlwglo.jpg

[Historia]

Scathach finally released.

Reinstalled just to see if I got get lucky and get her.

Username is John Cena.

[Spinach]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/545a93ef389900473f4585ed70ae089f/tumblr_nkx6syMuVg1r0qshxo1_500.jpg

This cat is sketchy. Kids, stay away from it.

[Historia]

I'm feelin' lucky.

[Polly]

This cat is sketchy. Kids, stay away from it.

Well I'm already alone :(

[Neir]

Cats are overrated.

[Polly]

Cats are overrated.

I will cut you

[SeiKeo]

Spinach cat:

http://i.imgur.com/Mlxusgb.jpg

[Kirby]

http://puu.sh/lQSgj/6e2cb94d88.jpg

[Spinach]

I will cut you

I knew this cat was no good...

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Tfw Strife buys everyone Nekopara but buys me Do You Shower With Your Dad Simulator

[Polly]

I knew this cat was no good...

http://36.media.tumblr.com/36e6bba9bf6c4b26d57fb98aec97c9dd/tumblr_mqhzmamUoD1qbfsl4o1_r1_500.jpg

Rawr!

[Neir]

Tumblr :(

[Strife ❤️]

ok thats enough gifts for now

[SeiKeo]

http://puu.sh/lQSy2/8982169468.jpg

sonnabitch

[Spinach]

http://i.imgur.com/xzf9o1K.png

Group read of Nekopara?

[Kirby]

Group read of Nekopara?
http://puu.sh/lQSQ3/ff02d9ff89.png

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(download speed sucks here, tho, so this might take a while)

[Spinach]

Not today, I'm relaxing and watching digital sports.

I'll also be in Philly until Monday so

Next weekend?

[Snow]

This is mecat though
http://i.imgur.com/IGK84PA.jpg

[Kirby]

Next week is when I'm moving back from Pitt to DE. I'll probably be busy for a bit :c

[Spinach]

Hm

[Polly]

This is mecat though


No, this is you:

http://41.media.tumblr.com/979d32bc1cf7d24dcf1641c4846c309c/tumblr_mqhaiyCdTF1scvtw9o1_500.jpg

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This is Leo:

http://45.media.tumblr.com/0953f89a47a72134c548a0a04245dcca/tumblr_n6o61bKUug1t02dp2o1_400.gif

[SeiKeo]

???

[Five_X]

Tfw Strife buys everyone Nekopara but buys me Do You Shower With Your Dad Simulator

I've seen this post before...

[Polly]

???

It's a fearsome lion.

[SeiKeo]

It's a fearsome lion.
That hurts.

[Polly]

That hurts.

*ruffles ur hair*

:)

[Snow]

*ruffles ur hair*

:)
that's my thing...

[SeiKeo]

*ruffles ur hair*

:)
You know what cats do when you do this right

[Polly]

that's my thing...

*ruffles ur hair, too*

:)

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You know what cats do when you do this right

https://animethief.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/snapshot_20.png?w=736&h=415

[SeiKeo]

god ubw was bad

[Hen_Ichi]

https://animethief.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/snapshot_20.png?w=736&h=415plz stop making watashi no kokoro dokidoki

[Polly]

Maybe, but I got a few neat screenshots that just need an opportune moment for me to use them.

[Snow]

http://i.imgur.com/GUeRJ90.png

[Kirby]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/fee10d27d72d774beeb59776c89e2d31/tumblr_nylvv8X6FK1up1ox2o1_500.jpghttp://40.media.tumblr.com/80bcc59474d31356442de3770b999781/tumblr_nylvv8X6FK1up1ox2o2_500.jpg

[Seika]

Strife gave me an actual game!

[Strife ❤️]

Tfw Strife buys everyone Nekopara but buys me Do You Shower With Your Dad Simulator


Strife gave me an actual game!

Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 (http://store.steampowered.com/agecheck/app/359050/) is a game!

[Polly]

plz stop making watashi no kokoro dokidoki

I make everyone's kokoro dokidoki.

Well, almost everyone's.

[Strife ❤️]

I make everyone's kokoro dokidoki.

Well, almost everyone's.

I'm certified 100% dokidoki!

http://i.imgur.com/nMNm4Ko.jpg

[Seika]

Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 (http://store.steampowered.com/agecheck/app/359050/) is a game!

I know it's a game but, like Nekopara, it's not an actual game.

[2Bad]

I know it's a game but, like Nekopara, it's not an actual game.

Add me on Steam and I'll get you My Ex-Boyfriend Is a Space Tyrant

[Polly]

I'm certified 100% dokidoki!



I've seduced a cute and rich British girl, nice!

[GhostDIGIT]

Made my first post outside the seventh in a long time. It was about kittens of course.

[2Bad]

Thanks for the update.

[GhostDIGIT]

You're welcome.

[SeiKeo]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq4pum9MkN1r1y755o1_500.jpg

[mAc Chaos]

time to head out for NEC

[Spinach]

Same but in 12 hours.

[Strife ❤️]

Same but by NEC I mean my bed and by 12 hours I mean right now

[SeiKeo]

same but not the same

[Strife ❤️]

nn

[Kelnish]

Five accused me of content posting. I cannot stand for this. Someone ban him/me.

[I3uster]

Someone ban him/me.

this but unironically

[SeiKeo]

x d

[Kelnish]

x d

Fuck your couch, catbear.

[I3uster]

wow hey leo how are you doing

[SeiKeo]

I'm fucking pining fuck you

[Kelnish]

I'm fucking pining fuck you

What does that even mean?

[I3uster]

how should i know i dont even speak this fucking language

[Spinach]

Feel like I've gained weight. Weigh myself. Literally the same weight.

I guess the lack of exercising since that torn back muscle just has me feeling out of shape.

[Kirby]

He is sad.

[Kelnish]

Feel like I've gained weight. Weigh myself. Literally the same weight.

I guess the lack of exercising since that torn back muscle just has me feeling out of shape.

Losing muscle gaining fat. Lift and consume protein. Become a bro. You got this.

[Kirby]

Do I practice fighting games or draw

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It's Skullgirls btw, but I assume whatever experience I get here will transfer over somewhat to other FG

[Kelnish]

Draw, useful life skill with entertainment value is p good

[Mattias]

Do I practice fighting games or draw

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It's Skullgirls btw, but I assume whatever experience I get here will transfer over somewhat to other FG

Fighting games are never a bad choice. Unless its BlazBlue.

[Spinach]

Fighting games are never a bad choice. Unless its BlazBlue.

Based

[VasilikiHaidee]

Boys will be boys

Swords are wonderful.

[Polly]

That feel when you get up at 6 to come to the uni only to find out that the class has been cancelled.

Both nice and not nice.

I want to go back to bed :(

[black1blade]

You that history girl I kinda liked- well turns out she's going out with a girl atm XD. All her friends are gay/bi so I guess I shouldn't be surprised and at this point I don't really mind. I think she was maybe coming onto me at some point but I didn't really take advantage of that so obviously something would happen with somebody else eventually. I have asked to borrow a movie from her every week though because I don't watch enough movies and she has loads, so I guess that is a positive. Also just nice to have another friend I suppose.

[Leftovers]

I think she was maybe coming onto me at some point but I didn't really take advantage of that so obviously something would happen with somebody else eventually.

http://i.imgur.com/YRJEfrj.png

[I3uster]

just dont hit on her anymore

other moms have beautiful daughters

[Dullahan]

just dont hit on her anymore

other moms have beautiful daughters

cut out the middleman and hit on the moms

[I3uster]

pretty sure thats illegal

for them anyway

[Snow]

I switched beds and still slept soundly what even.

[2Bad]

You that history girl I kinda liked- well turns out she's going out with a girl atm XD. All her friends are gay/bi so I guess I shouldn't be surprised and at this point I don't really mind. I think she was maybe coming onto me at some point but I didn't really take advantage of that so obviously something would happen with somebody else eventually. I have asked to borrow a movie from her every week though because I don't watch enough movies and she has loads, so I guess that is a positive. Also just nice to have another friend I suppose.

This has to stop

[Elthanes]

Yeah this was definitely the last time I let my mom drive to her operation herself.

[Skull]

Yesss, Persona 4: Dancing All Night has finally arrived.

Bobbing my head to all that awesome music.

[Neir]

Yeah this was definitely the last time I let my mom drive to her operation herself.

Jesus Christ what kind of son are you??

[Elthanes]

Jesus Christ what kind of son are you??

Sorry but I prefer not letting a nervous person drive to the car being crashed and us both being in the hospital for longer than the op was supposed to last

[Spinach]

This has to stop

Why do you want b1b to stop having friends?

[Elthanes]

Though I guess you misunderstood that post

[Seika]

I think you misunderstood his post.

[Elthanes]

Well now I've calmed down and am not really sure what I tried to express either.

[Skull]

Hmm, is it raining outside?
Didn't I leave the washing outside to dry earlier...?

Oh well. Who needs dry clothes anyway.

[Elthanes]

Well now I've calmed down and am not really sure what I tried to express either.

Looking back I feel responsible for the crash and my mother's injuries because I've let her drive instead of insisting to drive myself and then tried to cover that up with detachment and irony/sarcasm.
I really can't deal with things that I have no control over

[Dullahan]

so, I just got awarded First Class Honours for my BA(Hons)

yay

[Skull]

Congratulations man. :)

[Five_X]

Sounds honourable, good work Dullah!

[Dullahan]

thank thee all

to celebrate I shall now post choice excerpts from my dissertation


Said's great flaw was that he was an excellent communicator, a writer of profound erudition, wit, and clarity. Unable to safely render the English language a complete impediment to understanding, his concepts and arguments were thus left open to the perils of clear apprehension.


The Baku oil boom tends to come across like a capitalist fairy-tale, an unmatched triumph of laissez-faire economics. The state said “Let them do,” and the market replied, “Thy will be done.” Unlike most fairy-tales, there is some truth to this one.


In order to be discussed in this dissertation, any potential travelogue must be – after publication – purchased, stored publicly or privately, preserved, forgotten about for decades, found, dusted, digitised by Google Books, and made available online in Portable Document Format.


What we do not see in Baku, interestingly, is the rest of Orientalism's rogues' gallery – the neurotic Nervalian pilgrims, fustian Flaubertian womanizers and supercilious Sacian academics who together furnish Said with so many examples of the Western imagination running amok in the East.


Pratt's writers date to capitalism's childhood in the eighteenth century. Marvin writes in the shadow of capitalism's hormonal adolescence.


Hamsun's travelogue is probably one of the most painfully self-aware published in his lifetime, and in this case serves admirably to illustrate a primary truism of the genre: that the traveller is not actually writing up his experiences in the form we read them in while he is experiencing them.


For each individual sentence expressing an Orientalising opinion about a certain region or race or place or person, we can find another in which the writer comments on the exemplary tenderness of steaks in Upper Silesia, or on how he once managed to bluff the censors at a Russian customs office.


Orientalism is not latent within Western discourse, simply awaiting manifestation. Orientalism is summoned.


Said's theory is quite ingenious in that, to paraphrase Walter Benjamin, the puppet called “Orientalism” is always supposed to win.

[Strife ❤️]

i thought you were doing programming was that someone else

[Dullahan]

no, I'm the history major

[2Bad]

Pratt's writers date to capitalism's childhood in the eighteenth century. Marvin writes in the shadow of capitalism's hormonal adolescence.
I didn't know you could get a degree by writing erotic Leo fanfic

[Historia]

so, I just got awarded First Class Honours for my BA(Hons)

yay

What did you win.

[Dullahan]

I didn't know you could get a degree by writing erotic Leo fanfic

it's not easy, I'll give you that

I even had to cut the Fate/Zero references

[Spinach]

The real hard part right now. Can mac find me

[Snow]

Congrats Dull!

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I didn't know you could get a degree by writing erotic Leo fanfic

You can???

[SeiKeo]

I didn't know you could get a degree by writing erotic Leo fanfic
Thanks for the new username

[2Bad]

Needs a new av

[Snow]

i'm hurt i really am

[Polly]

What a foul and dastardly betrayal >:C

[SeiKeo]

Congrats Dull!

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You can???
If you're going to write erotic Leo fanfic at least do it for a degree D:

[I3uster]

im coming in this thread to have a good time and im honestly feeling really attacked right now

[Kotonoha]

what is air

[Snow]

If you're going to write erotic Leo fanfic at least do it for a degree D:

Oh excuse me who are you?

[SeiKeo]

oh what

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So I'm told I'm supposed to get a new avatar.

[Snow]

Something lewd.

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DaVinci in her underwear.

[SeiKeo]

Something lewd.

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DaVinci in her underwear.
Does that even have fanart?

[Snow]

No and it sucks.

Pretty sure there's DaVinci in his underwear though.

[Sesto]

i think i'm in love with anime girls.

[Historia]

I'm just waiting for all the Scathach fanart.

[Snow]

i think i'm in love with anime girls.
same

[Historia]

and Nobu...

Hetza should do some Nobu art...

[SeiKeo]

i think i'm in love with anime girls.
fukin same bro.

[Fel]

i think i'm in love with anime girls.
same tbh

[I3uster]

Hetza should do some Nobu art...

pls

[Lycodrake]

http://blogs.nrvnqsr.com/entry.php/3433-On-the-Final-Day-of-the-Fall-Semester-Someone-Gave-to-Me-a-Bomb-Threat-across-from-Campus
So this happened today. Bomb threat on the final day of classes for Fall 2015 semester, and the day before graduation for people. :(
Put it in a blog post to avoid flooding this thread.

[Spinach]

Mac dropped nachos and I off in the middle of bowhere

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Nowhere

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Lmao mac I see you in the thread

[Snow]

http://blogs.nrvnqsr.com/entry.php/3433-On-the-Final-Day-of-the-Fall-Semester-Someone-Gave-to-Me-a-Bomb-Threat-across-from-Campus
So this happened today. Bomb threat on the final day of classes for Fall 2015 semester, and the day before graduation for people. :(
Put it in a blog post to avoid flooding this thread.

Bomb threats suck ass. Glad it wasn't actually a bomb.

[Kirby]

Up for grabs.

http://i.imgur.com/9b6LUj3.png

[Snow]

May I?

[Lycodrake]

Bomb threats suck ass. Glad it wasn't actually a bomb.
It was one. They apparently detonated it safely (?).

[Snow]

Oh wait no I'm not giving up on festive Jin.

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It was one. They apparently detonated it safely (?).

Welp :/

[Kirby]

Alternative, more zoomed in.

http://i.imgur.com/rUJy58A.png

[just Beamu]

I finally got my hair cut. It feels good.

[Snow]

That's an adorable avatar GB.

[just Beamu]

Thank you. I have a slowly growing stockpile of them waiting to be used.

[Skull]

I finally got my hair cut. It feels good.
Hmm, I shall need one soon too.

It's already reaching past my neck.

[Kelnish]

Doing stuff on equipment worth more than my life is nerve wracking

[SeiKeo]

Thread I'm going to have to ask you to describe an ironic boner for me.

[Kelnish]

Thread I'm going to have to ask you to describe an ironic boner for me.

The erection used to have gay sex ironically is an ironic boner.

[Tobias]

Thread I'm going to have to ask you to describe an ironic boner for me.


its like what would happen if a robot got a boner, and someone who didnt like robot boners saw it

because it would be an iron ic(k) boner

[Peanut-007]

Thread I'm going to have to ask you to describe an ironic boner for me.
It defies your expectations and makes an akward situation comfortable.

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its like what would happen if a robot got a boner, and someone who didnt like robot boners saw it

because it would be an iron ic(k) boner
:(

[SeiKeo]

its like what would happen if a robot got a boner, and someone who didnt like robot boners saw it

because it would be an iron ic(k) boner
please

[mAc Chaos]

spinach im back

[just Beamu]

its like what would happen if a robot got a boner, and someone who didnt like robot boners saw it

because it would be an iron ic(k) boner
This is beautiful.

[Tobias]

:(


please

You love it.

[mAc Chaos]

me: "don't get lost"
spin: "thanks dad"

i lost spinach

[just Beamu]

Such an irresponsible parent.

[mAc Chaos]

i found them theyre safe

[SeiKeo]

unlucky

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I almost hit the wrong key and signed an email to a professor "happy holidays~"

[Strife ❤️]

Seems like a good cheery holiday greeting to me.

[just Beamu]

My grandmother is enraged by the use of the phrase Happy Holidays.

[SeiKeo]

My grandmother is enraged by the use of the phrase Happy Holidays.
odds that friendly literature professor is a christian who'll be deeply offended by happy holidays < odds that friendly literature professor would be deeply offended by not recognizing minorities

safety in words

[Strife ❤️]

Odds that he will be cheered up by a ~?

[Tobias]

depends on how much manga he secretly reads. you laugh, but some lit professors are surprisingly modern

[Historia]

depends on how much manga he secretly reads. you laugh, but some lit professors are surprisingly modern

can confirm

[Polly]

Itadakimasu!

http://i.imgur.com/wjOJzN6.jpg

[Five_X]

Me want.

[Polly]

My noodles bring all the boys to the yard.

[Strife ❤️]

Vegetable flavour tho

[Tobias]

I dunno why, but the croissant looks really tasty

[Polly]

Vegetable flavour tho

Wut?

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I dunno why, but the croissant looks really tasty

That's... not a croissant...

[just Beamu]

I feel really tired today for some reason. I have no idea why.

[Strife ❤️]

I dunno why, but the croissant looks really tasty

Mate it's just a piece of bread.

[Tobias]

im on my phone, the picture is small. from here it looks like a croissonic

[SeiKeo]

croissanic

[Polly]

ето нет круассан, ето булочка

[Snow]

Polly will be cross with u.

[Polly]

Polly will be cross with u.

Why? Did they make fun of me? I'm too tired to understand subtlety anymore :(

[Snow]

No no. Cross.

Like.

Croissant. But it should've been croiss I fail at joke.

[Historia]

:neco_arc:

[Polly]

No no. Cross.

Like.

Croissant. But it should've been croiss I fail at joke.

*ruffles hair*

:o

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By appropriate coincidence I just found this on tumblr:

https://40.media.tumblr.com/42100bbb2cf6181b7211d8a93d1bfe2b/tumblr_nqawb3gCb41u3tkv9o5_540.png