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SeiKeo
December 13th, 2015, 07:56 PM
I just woke up from a two hour nap and I have a headache, why

This is supposed to make those go away
drink water

just Beamu
December 13th, 2015, 07:58 PM
Yes.
This has increased my desire never to get on Twitter.

Polly
December 13th, 2015, 07:58 PM
Actually though he won't, you're not one of the chosen ones.

He asked one of the mods to ask me for contact info because he wanted to stay in touch.

Snow
December 13th, 2015, 07:58 PM
This has increased my desire never to get on Twitter.
Skype is enough.

SeiKeo
December 13th, 2015, 07:59 PM
He asked one of the mods to ask me for contact info because he wanted to stay in touch.
Oh. Unluck, get ready for timeline crashing.

just Beamu
December 13th, 2015, 08:00 PM
He asked one of the mods to ask me for contact info because he wanted to stay in touch.
He tried that with me too. Which is weird since I'm pretty sure the Skype icon on my profile was already there and visible by the time it happened.

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Skype is enough.
It shall remain so.

Snow
December 13th, 2015, 08:00 PM
It shall remain so.
For him to get you I mean.

SeiKeo
December 13th, 2015, 08:03 PM
Seika can I get a manual avatar change?

e: I'm a bad boy and want to break the size limit for specific reasons.

Snow
December 13th, 2015, 08:05 PM
MAYUSHIIIIIIIII

just Beamu
December 13th, 2015, 08:06 PM
For him to get you I mean.
He hasn't yet, so I assume he won't.

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MAYUSHIIIIIIIII
By the same artist as the last one too. As well as the one before that.

Polly
December 13th, 2015, 08:06 PM
MAYUSHIIIIIIIII

Best Girl

just Beamu
December 13th, 2015, 08:07 PM
The small metal mouse in her hands completes it.

2Bad
December 13th, 2015, 08:07 PM
Mayushi was annoying

Strife ❤️
December 13th, 2015, 08:08 PM
The small metal mouse in her hands completes it.

It's an Upa man...

Seika
December 13th, 2015, 08:08 PM
I'm putting socks on to go to bed. Too cold. :(

Well, more like to go to sleep than bed. It's a non-term-time Sunday, so I didn't exactly get out of the bed today.

Strife ❤️
December 13th, 2015, 08:10 PM
Lazy~

Polly
December 13th, 2015, 08:10 PM
I'm putting socks on to go to bed. Too cold. :(

I wear socks when in bed all the time.


Well, more like to go to sleep than bed. It's a non-term-time Sunday, so I didn't exactly get out of the bed today.

I had to work a 6-hour shift :(

just Beamu
December 13th, 2015, 08:10 PM
Mayushi was annoying
Die.

2Bad
December 13th, 2015, 08:10 PM
On Mayushi:

http://i.imgur.com/zT2f6CS.jpg

SeiKeo
December 13th, 2015, 08:10 PM
seika help me

just Beamu
December 13th, 2015, 08:11 PM
It's an Upa man...
I forget things. Constantly.

Strife ❤️
December 13th, 2015, 08:11 PM
I woke up at 5pm today so I don't really know what to do. Maybe I'll just sleep for a few hours tonight.

Snow
December 13th, 2015, 08:13 PM
Socks in bed is the true religion.

Seika
December 13th, 2015, 08:14 PM
seika help me
What are your specific reasons?

I am likely to refuse you if they're not good enough, and if they're really bad I'll put you on no avatar and an invisible name for a week.

just Beamu
December 13th, 2015, 08:14 PM
Socks in bed is the true religion.
Socks in bed is blasphemy.

SeiKeo
December 13th, 2015, 08:14 PM
What are your specific reasons?

I am likely to refuse you if they're not good enough, and if they're really bad I'll put you on no avatar and an invisible name for a week.
http://i.imgur.com/o1XQitN.gif

Snow
December 13th, 2015, 08:16 PM
Socks in bed is blasphemy.
fight me irl

Ratman
December 13th, 2015, 08:16 PM
http://i.imgur.com/o1XQitN.gif
wow that physically hurts

You know you can compress/cut it though, right?

Polly
December 13th, 2015, 08:16 PM
Socks in bed is the true religion.

https://secure.static.tumblr.com/1c0ee902066fed1d199569359fad3171/vnwcl5w/b0sn5agpo/tumblr_static_ddfxfizcgbkkggogsc80g08oo_640_v2.jpg

Marry me once naptime is over.

just Beamu
December 13th, 2015, 08:17 PM
fight me irl
Buy me a plane ticket and an English to Croatian dictionary.

Polly
December 13th, 2015, 08:20 PM
Buy me a plane ticket and an English to Croatian dictionary.

Fuck you - jebi se
Sod off - odjebi
Fucking - jebeno
Fucker - pička
Motherfucker - ???/pička ti materina
Cunt - pička
Dick - kurac
To wank - drkati
Wanker - drkađija ( not often used, instead use pička/pičko )

That's all you need to know

Ratman
December 13th, 2015, 08:22 PM
you forgot plaža and cigány

Polly
December 13th, 2015, 08:23 PM
No, I forgot govno ( turd ), sranje ( shit ), kuja/kučka ( bitch ) and šupak ( asshole )

just Beamu
December 13th, 2015, 08:23 PM
Fuck you - jebi se
Sod off - odjebi
Fucking - jebeno
Fucker - pička
Motherfucker - ???/pička ti materina
Cunt - pička
Dick - kurac
To wank - drkati
Wanker - drkađija ( not often used, instead use pička/pičko )

That's all you need to know
It shall suffice.

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No, I forgot govno ( turd ), sranje ( shit ), kuja/kučka ( bitch ) and šupak ( asshole )
Alongside this.

Snow
December 13th, 2015, 08:24 PM
Fuck you - jebi se
Sod off - odjebi
Fucking - jebeno
Fucker - pička
Motherfucker - ???/pička ti materina
Cunt - pička
Dick - kurac
To wank - drkati
Wanker - drkađija ( not often used, instead use pička/pičko )

That's all you need to know
My average LoL game.

SeiKeo
December 13th, 2015, 08:24 PM
cyka

Kelnish
December 13th, 2015, 08:24 PM
"I'm from Delta Force and I'm here to help" is the only thing you REALLY need to know. Because then you can have an existential breakdown and just murder all the people. Spec Ops was good.

SeiKeo
December 13th, 2015, 08:24 PM
cyka Бегемот

Polly
December 13th, 2015, 08:24 PM
cyka

Jebala te cyka da te jebala. Ima u hrvatskom više psovki nego li u Rusiji gradova.

SeiKeo
December 13th, 2015, 08:24 PM
"I'm from Delta Force and I'm here to help" is the only thing you REALLY need to know. Because then you can have an existential breakdown and just murder all the people. Spec Ops was good.
yea

Ratman
December 13th, 2015, 08:25 PM
Let GayBeamu not be dumbfounded by all the plaža and all the cigány he runs into, then.

Snow
December 13th, 2015, 08:25 PM
Srdžbu mi, boginjo, pjevaj Ahileja, Peleju sina.

Polly
December 13th, 2015, 08:28 PM
Srdžbu mi, boginjo, pjevaj Ahileja, Peleju sina.

Što se bijeli u gori zelenoj; il' je snijeg, il' su labudovi.
Da je snijeg, već bi okopnio; da su labudovi, već bi odletjeli...

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Let GayBeamu not be dumbfounded by all the plaža and all the cigány he runs into, then.

Using the word cigan(s) violates the forum rules, I believe.

Ratman
December 13th, 2015, 08:29 PM
I instinctively wanted to delete it but then I realized that by now that is the least of our troubles.

Snow
December 13th, 2015, 08:29 PM
Što se bijeli u gori zelenoj; il' je snijeg, il' su labudovi.
Da je snijeg, već bi okopnio; da su labudovi, već bi odletjeli...

Nit su snijezi, nit su labudovi
nego šator age Hasan age.
On boluje u ranama ljutim.
Oblazi ga mater i sestrica
a ljubovca od stida ne mogla.

just Beamu
December 13th, 2015, 08:31 PM
Using the word cigan(s) violates the forum rules, I believe.
Now you're just torturing me.

Strife ❤️
December 13th, 2015, 08:31 PM
http://i.imgur.com/aesZZZt.jpg

Polly
December 13th, 2015, 08:32 PM
Now you're just torturing me.

Čuj, ako ti želiš koristiti riječ cigan, samo ti daj i budi rasist.

Kelnish
December 13th, 2015, 08:35 PM
http://i.imgur.com/aesZZZt.jpg
Would pat in clear violation of the sign 10/10.

just Beamu
December 13th, 2015, 08:36 PM
Čuj, ako ti želiš koristiti riječ cigan, samo ti daj i budi rasist.
As in I didn't know what it meant. Unless Google Translate is actually accurate in this case.

Polly
December 13th, 2015, 08:38 PM
As in I didn't know what it meant. Unless Google Translate is actually accurate in this case.

It's a derogatory term for Roma people.

Also Google Translate is mostly misleading and often useless, I'm afraid :(

SeiKeo
December 13th, 2015, 08:39 PM
Google translate is a kind boy. No rude.

just Beamu
December 13th, 2015, 08:41 PM
It's a derogatory term for Roma people.
I gathered this by putting your sentence into Google Translate.

Also Google Translate is mostly misleading and often useless, I'm afraid :(
I'm aware, but I don't really know of any other way of translating it short of asking you or Snow. Although your sentence produced a perfectly intelligible statement, so it apparently wasn't completely worthless this time.

2Bad
December 13th, 2015, 08:43 PM
Saying X is a derogatory term for Rona implies that SE Europeans ever refer to Roma in a non-derogatory manner.

SeiKeo
December 13th, 2015, 08:44 PM
why bother specifying se

Polly
December 13th, 2015, 08:45 PM
why bother specifying se

Because he's racist.

Snow
December 13th, 2015, 08:45 PM
we're easier to bully

2Bad
December 13th, 2015, 08:45 PM
why bother specifying se

It's where the hate is strongest, but yes.

Kelnish
December 13th, 2015, 08:45 PM
why bother specifying se
Icelandic folk seem wicked nice.

2Bad
December 13th, 2015, 08:45 PM
we're easier to bully

Also true

Ratman
December 13th, 2015, 08:46 PM
It's not derogatory as much as it's the only word used for them ever, as ethnicity is not a real thing in official documentation.

I haven't heard the word romové much on the news either in the last five or so years, because they consider ethnicity redundant as well.

but I got banned for the rapper word as well so I guess it would be totally justified here

Snow
December 13th, 2015, 08:47 PM
as ethnicity is not a real thing in official documentation.
Maybe in your country.

Ratman
December 13th, 2015, 08:48 PM
Pointing out that someone is a Romani as if it matters, if they have citizenship, seems pretty racist to me.

SeiKeo
December 13th, 2015, 08:49 PM
Pointing out that someone is a Romani as if it matters, if they have citizenship, seems pretty racist to me.
maybe they're ​the real racists...

2Bad
December 13th, 2015, 08:49 PM
Something something do you like dags

Polly
December 13th, 2015, 08:50 PM
Lol, Romani are recognised as a autochthonous ethnic minority of Croatia and have a representative in the parliament.

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Pointing out that someone is a Romani as if it matters, if they have citizenship, seems pretty racist to me.

Yeah, and Obama isn't black, he's just an American.

Kelnish
December 13th, 2015, 08:51 PM
Yeah, and Obama isn't black, he's just an American.
This but unironically. 'murrica trumps all.

2Bad
December 13th, 2015, 08:53 PM
My Romanian friend fucking hates them, it was surreal listening to him describe it to me. "Westerners will probably can't understand, since once they stopped oppressing black people they were able to be proper members of society, but we never did that with gypsies and they steal shit from us and the government, build weird mansions and drive around in ferraris despite dressing in rags. There's probably some good Roma, but never a good gypsy."

He then added that, again, he understood that Westerners can't comprehend "justified hatred."

just Beamu
December 13th, 2015, 08:55 PM
he's just an American.
Not according to a distressingly large percentage of people around here he isn't.

2Bad
December 13th, 2015, 08:56 PM
In Trump's America, we'll finally be able to see the REAL birth certificate

SeiKeo
December 13th, 2015, 08:56 PM
Trump will make anime real if you help build the wall.

Cremela
December 13th, 2015, 08:57 PM
This but unironically. 'murrica Trumps all.
FTFY

2Bad
December 13th, 2015, 08:57 PM
I don't think Japanese media will survive the Trump era

Ratman
December 13th, 2015, 08:58 PM
I mean realistically if the woman's name is Princezna Horgošová and she's asking for support for her six kids then the lady in the office can probably fill in the blanks. But it shouldn't affect her decision in any way.

But if you call them Romové in here then I am 90% sure they will think you are a pretentious cunt and avoid you at best.

Strife ❤️
December 13th, 2015, 08:58 PM
"Anime is very interesting. A lot of people say it teaches love… But there's something there that teaches some very negative vibe… Now I don't know if that's from Anime. I don't know if that's from someplace else. But there's tremendous hatred out there that I've never seen anything like it."

SeiKeo
December 13th, 2015, 09:01 PM
Anime is very interesting. A lot of people say it teaches love… But there's something there that teaches some very negative vibe… Now I don't know if that's from Anime. I don't know if that's from someplace else. But there's tremendous hatred out there that I've never seen anything like it.

I love anime. It's beautiful, you know? A man and a little girl who love each other. I've been to Japan. They're great people. I had to negotiate with them; tricky. And I promise you, we will make anime great again. The guy up in Washington, right now? They're all idiots. ​They love K-On, and Grand Order, and all that.

Snow
December 13th, 2015, 09:09 PM
My Romanian friend fucking hates them, it was surreal listening to him describe it to me. "Westerners will probably can't understand, since once they stopped oppressing black people they were able to be proper members of society, but we never did that with gypsies and they steal shit from us and the government, build weird mansions and drive around in ferraris despite dressing in rags. There's probably some good Roma, but never a good gypsy."

He then added that, again, he understood that Westerners can't comprehend "justified hatred."

Judging the stance of an entire region based on one person's opinion.

Strife ❤️
December 13th, 2015, 09:11 PM
Based on my interactions with Romanians on MMORPGs we should drop a nuclear bomb on Romania.

Kelnish
December 13th, 2015, 09:11 PM
Judging the stance of an entire region based on one person's opinion.
Literally how I live my life. And many others. There a lot of people who think I'm representative of the State of Maine. I'm really REALLY not.

Strife ❤️
December 13th, 2015, 09:16 PM
That Ninja Looting though

2Bad
December 13th, 2015, 09:19 PM
Judging the stance of an entire region based on one person's opinion.
Lol no, he's just an example, unless you're actually arguing that prejudice against Roma isn't a thing. That's like if I tried to claim there aren't anymore Southerners that hate black people when that is super obviously (sadly but hey welcome to the shitty fucking South) not the case.

Seika
December 13th, 2015, 09:20 PM
I don't.

Lying is bad, Rodyle.

2Bad
December 13th, 2015, 09:21 PM
Lying is bad, Rodyle.

Alright you got me, I stand with Scalia in his time of need

Snow
December 13th, 2015, 09:25 PM
I'm not saying it's not a thing but singling out a particular region of Europe for it is kinda dumb. The Balkans especially have been in contact with the Roma people longer than the States exist and cultures have even itermixed at certain points.

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In other words don't bully.

2Bad
December 13th, 2015, 09:29 PM
I'm not saying it's not a thing but singling out a particular region of Europe for it is kinda dumb. The Balkans especially have been in contact with the Roma people longer than the States exist and cultures have even itermixed at certain points.
Being longstanding historical neighbors doesn't necessarily translate to friendlier relationships. In fact quite often it's the opposite!

I'm not saying Romani don't get shit basically everywhere (they do).

In other words don't bully.

Well fine

Peanut-007
December 13th, 2015, 09:32 PM
Hey Kelnish is finally using Penguin Gilgamesh.

just Beamu
December 13th, 2015, 10:26 PM
So many pictures by Kuvshinov Ilya pictures to use as an avatar. I want them all.

Kelnish
December 13th, 2015, 10:35 PM
http://i.imgur.com/lnEqsZz.png
What is this I'm twelve

SeiKeo
December 13th, 2015, 10:36 PM
Say hello.

Kelnish
December 13th, 2015, 10:36 PM
Hello???

2Bad
December 13th, 2015, 10:39 PM
I am probably going to go see that Fantastic Beasts movie next year.

just Beamu
December 13th, 2015, 10:41 PM
Why?

2Bad
December 13th, 2015, 10:44 PM
I dunno. Wizard zoologist, you can make a movie out of that I think

Kirby
December 13th, 2015, 11:06 PM
My head still hurts

just Beamu
December 13th, 2015, 11:51 PM
Did you try taking something for it?

Sesto
December 13th, 2015, 11:54 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Et1y2zB.gif

the future

Kelnish
December 13th, 2015, 11:55 PM
that guy is the little girl. mother of god

Kirby
December 13th, 2015, 11:59 PM
A genie offers to digitize your soul and turn you 2D, forever. However, you do not know what that actually entails, other than as described. Do you accept the offer?

2Bad
December 14th, 2015, 12:01 AM
No obviously

SeiKeo
December 14th, 2015, 12:02 AM
What awaits me on the other side, Kirby.

You
December 14th, 2015, 12:02 AM
2DPD

Sesto
December 14th, 2015, 12:04 AM
A genie offers to digitize your soul and turn you 2D, forever. However, you do not know what that actually entails, other than as described. Do you accept the offer?

yes

Strife ❤️
December 14th, 2015, 12:04 AM
A genie offers to digitize your soul and turn you 2D, forever. However, you do not know what that actually entails, other than as described. Do you accept the offer?

No

just Beamu
December 14th, 2015, 12:05 AM
yes
Will you finally be united with the girls of your dreams Sesto?

SeiKeo
December 14th, 2015, 12:06 AM
No
you're a fucking coward

MZeroX
December 14th, 2015, 12:07 AM
A genie offers to digitize your soul and turn you 2D, forever. However, you do not know what that actually entails, other than as described. Do you accept the offer?
Yes. In the case that I retain my memories from living as a 3D entity as well as my own agency, I will be sufficiently more advanced in my understanding than my peers, giving me a better platform to succeed locally. If I retain my memories from living as a 3D entity but lose any meaningful agency, my 2D self would likely just assume that those instances of recollection would be daydreams, imagination, or nothing at all, depending on the depth of the loss of agency. In the case of complete loss of meaningful agency, I would not have real consciousness anyways, so I wouldn't be able to be concerned with the loss of options. In the case of lost memories, regardless of possessing agency or not, I would have no recollection of a 3D world at all, so it would just the become the norm of living among my peers, with no concerns about a higher dimension outside of possible thoughtful deviations within the norm for said 2D beings if even allowed in that framework. Worst case scenario is breaking even for my local self, while best case scenario is getting ahead in life.

Kelnish
December 14th, 2015, 12:14 AM
A genie offers to digitize your soul
So you mean my existence will not longer be limited by this fleshy decaying shell? Yes.

Strife ❤️
December 14th, 2015, 12:18 AM
I'm already anime so there is nothing to be gained. See cam thread for proof.

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Also it's 4am goodnight

Kirby
December 14th, 2015, 12:19 AM
You
become trapped in a smartphone as a semi-sentient program. Unfortunately, you did not become anime. Luckily, you find yourself (or your avatar) turned into a cute girl

ex:
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/kagerouproject/images/6/60/LostEne.png/revision/latest?cb=20130329235944

However, someone already owns the smartphone you inhabit. This person eerily resembles you, in appearance, mannerisms, background, etc; all but name.
What do?

Kotonoha
December 14th, 2015, 12:22 AM
this RP sucks

Kirby
December 14th, 2015, 12:23 AM
I'm out of ideas and my head hurts.

Kelnish
December 14th, 2015, 12:23 AM
You
become trapped in a smartphone as a semi-sentient program. Unfortunately, you did not become anime. Luckily, you find yourself (or your avatar) turned into a cute girl

ex:
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/kagerouproject/images/6/60/LostEne.png/revision/latest?cb=20130329235944

However, someone already owns the smartphone you inhabit. This person eerily resembles you, in appearance, mannerisms, background, etc; all but name.
What do?
Probably masturbate tbh.

SeiKeo
December 14th, 2015, 12:24 AM
You
become trapped in a smartphone as a semi-sentient program. Unfortunately, you did not become anime. Luckily, you find yourself (or your avatar) turned into a cute girl

ex:
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/kagerouproject/images/6/60/LostEne.png/revision/latest?cb=20130329235944

However, someone already owns the smartphone you inhabit. This person eerily resembles you, in appearance, mannerisms, background, etc; all but name.
What do?
fuck

ing

jackpot

motherfucker

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what I do is say 7 hail marys and then start figuring this device out

Spinach
December 14th, 2015, 12:28 AM
You wake up and you're trapped in a Beast's Lair with your least favorite posters, what do

SeiKeo
December 14th, 2015, 12:29 AM
kms

Kelnish
December 14th, 2015, 12:34 AM
You wake up and you're trapped in a Beast's Lair with your least favorite posters, what do
Well spending time with Buster wouldn't be THAT Bad.

Sesto
December 14th, 2015, 12:35 AM
You
become trapped in a smartphone as a semi-sentient program. Unfortunately, you did not become anime. Luckily, you find yourself (or your avatar) turned into a cute girl

ex:
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/kagerouproject/images/6/60/LostEne.png/revision/latest?cb=20130329235944

However, someone already owns the smartphone you inhabit. This person eerily resembles you, in appearance, mannerisms, background, etc; all but name.
What do?

delete myself, my owner is a total fucking creep

2Bad
December 14th, 2015, 12:36 AM
You
become trapped in a smartphone as a semi-sentient program. Unfortunately, you did not become anime. Luckily, you find yourself (or your avatar) turned into a cute girl

ex:
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/kagerouproject/images/6/60/LostEne.png/revision/latest?cb=20130329235944

However, someone already owns the smartphone you inhabit. This person eerily resembles you, in appearance, mannerisms, background, etc; all but name.
What do?

This sounds like a nightmare, real me would sell phone me to the government for experimentation in a heartbeat.

The Pentagon would be trying to figure out if AIs can be taught to feel pain by day 2.

SeiKeo
December 14th, 2015, 12:39 AM
you guys have no ambition, convince that lameo that you'll love him if he sets you onto the wider internet

Kirby
December 14th, 2015, 12:40 AM
delete myself, my owner is a total fucking creep
Your owner prevents you from deleting yourself, because he is a total fucking creep.

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He calls you his wife.

just Beamu
December 14th, 2015, 12:41 AM
There are some parts of the internet I don't want to be set loose upon.

SeiKeo
December 14th, 2015, 12:42 AM
Your owner prevents you from deleting yourself, because he is a total fucking creep.

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He calls you his wife.
Is that all he does, or-

Kirby
December 14th, 2015, 12:44 AM
Is that all he does, or-
That was for fishman. For you, your owner just does whatever you would do if a cute sentient girl appeared on your phone

SeiKeo
December 14th, 2015, 12:46 AM
What would I do though, you gotta tell me.

Kirby
December 14th, 2015, 12:51 AM
What would I do though, you gotta tell me.
Then-- say, what would you do if the likeness of Bismarck (or Ryougi or Lightning or whoever) one day suddenly appeared on your phone, all confused and the like, opening and closing random apps and pages, calling random numbers, and so on, in its confusion? Considering it can hear and see what was going on in the outside world, as if the screen was a literal screen​ separating you and it?

SeiKeo
December 14th, 2015, 12:53 AM
I don't know, that's why I'm asking you!

Kirby
December 14th, 2015, 12:55 AM
I don't know, Leo, what you would do.

2Bad
December 14th, 2015, 12:55 AM
Episode 4.2 of Revolutions you guys

Hatian Revolution

it's cool

SeiKeo
December 14th, 2015, 12:58 AM
I don't know, Leo, what you would do.
What would you do? I'm going to think about that and see if I like it.

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Hold on though, what do I look like.

2Bad
December 14th, 2015, 12:59 AM
What would you do? I'm going to think about that and see if I like it.

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Hold on though, what do I look like.

A cat obv

Kirby
December 14th, 2015, 12:59 AM
Say you look like Bismarck.

SeiKeo
December 14th, 2015, 01:01 AM
Say you look like Bismarck.
Can I change how I look?

2Bad
December 14th, 2015, 01:01 AM
Can I change how I look?

Only with darknet tier 3rd party software

Kirby
December 14th, 2015, 01:02 AM
Sure.

SeiKeo
December 14th, 2015, 01:03 AM
Sure.
How extensively?

Kirby
December 14th, 2015, 01:05 AM
Any likeness you can get your hands on.

SeiKeo
December 14th, 2015, 01:05 AM
In the sense of a jpg?

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Can I ever figure out why I look like Bismarck in the first place?

Kirby
December 14th, 2015, 01:17 AM
Yes, and kinda no bc it's an arbitrary choice

SeiKeo
December 14th, 2015, 01:22 AM
How does being digital feel? Like, what's my awareness of myself as a program, what do I perceive other apps as?

just Beamu
December 14th, 2015, 01:31 AM
Episode 4.2 of Revolutions you guys

Hatian Revolution

it's cool
Are the other ones good?

Kirby
December 14th, 2015, 01:33 AM
Uh, I guess an otherwise featureless "space", in which other programs and applications are represented as floating "screens" that expand into virtual spaces when opened, and collapse into screens/icons when terminated, and with tron-liney circuitry stuff representing the interactions between the programs. With no programs opened, you can "move", but not go anywhere-- like, if you tried running north or something you'd just perceive yourself as running in place, seemingly unmoving, though perceivable movement is possible once a program/space is opened. Code is interpreted as smells, sights, and familiar sensation. A large screenish thing acts like the literal screen through which you see the outside world.

SeiKeo
December 14th, 2015, 01:35 AM
What does switching my own appearance feel like?

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What does it look like when someone's using the phone from the outside? Does it feel weird that way?

Kirby
December 14th, 2015, 01:40 AM
Appearance change doesn't feel like anything-- it just happens, though you can see your appearance in the process of changing.

Say not!Leo opens an application, and then does things on it. On your end, you simply see the screen/space expand on its own, and its "interior" changes seemingly on its own (though really responding to the outside input), essentially "on the side" until you interfere with the program's space.

SeiKeo
December 14th, 2015, 01:44 AM
Is there anything that happens to the phone/software on it that I 'feel' at all, or am I firewalled off from inputs?

e: among other things, how can operator actually interact with me?

Kirby
December 14th, 2015, 01:52 AM
Say you are interacting with an opened program that has expanded into an actual space, and not!Leo closes it. The space itself would start collapsing on itself; you can try force it to stay open, but if it collapses while you're in it, you're "booted" back to your relatively featureless void, as if suddenly waking up, or getting the ground pulled from beneath your feet-- relatively benign.

However, security features like firewalls and anti-virus whatevers would act like a physical corruption; something that you would perceive as physically pursuing you, harming you on "physical" contact like the Grail Mud or whatever-- the escape being booting yourself from the program's space and back into your "void".

SeiKeo
December 14th, 2015, 01:55 AM
And degree of operator interactivity and control?

Kirby
December 14th, 2015, 02:00 AM
You can relatively freely control, operate, and sabotage programs, the only obstacles being that both the system's defenses and the actual phone's user working against you. To use an example, you can repeatedly try open a specific app, and the user can repeatedly just close it again, the two of you fighting to close and open an app over and over. Both you and the user have relatively similar levels of control of the programs, though you have an advantage, in a way, because you can better perceive its inner workings, and so on.

Kotonoha
December 14th, 2015, 02:02 AM
Back in my day we just roleplayed having sex.

Kirby
December 14th, 2015, 02:03 AM
You can't have sex with a phone, I think.

LJ3
December 14th, 2015, 02:05 AM
Her

Kirby
December 14th, 2015, 02:06 AM
Good night.

http://puu.sh/lUTOF/6f51fcdda1.jpg

SeiKeo
December 14th, 2015, 02:07 AM
Night, cool RP idea imo

just Beamu
December 14th, 2015, 02:08 AM
Back in my day we just roleplayed having sex.
Times have changed.

2Bad
December 14th, 2015, 02:15 AM
Are the other ones good?

Revolutions and Duncan's previous series, History of Rome, are both good podcasts.

Dullahan
December 14th, 2015, 05:01 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Et1y2zB.gif

the future

the glorious future


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3Gb571RE_A

just Beamu
December 14th, 2015, 05:07 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3Gb571RE_A
The future scares me.

Dullahan
December 14th, 2015, 05:14 AM
the raccoon is oddly fitting for Bro Team's voice

just Beamu
December 14th, 2015, 05:15 AM
It's an unspeakable atrocity against nature and needs to be purged from the Earth.

Spinach
December 14th, 2015, 05:20 AM
Another night in Pennsylvania, like 3 1/2 hours of sleep nbd

I3uster
December 14th, 2015, 05:32 AM
are you having fun

Spinach
December 14th, 2015, 05:38 AM
"It's layered. It's like Ryo's tickthrows but with autism." - mAc chaos

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are you having fun

Yes

Snow
December 14th, 2015, 05:45 AM
Hospital waiting room andvI forgot my earphones darn.

Historia
December 14th, 2015, 06:19 AM
So out of curiosity I downloaded some Japanese OS-tan themes for Windows 7 and 8 and as of right now I'm listening to Nanami Madobe (Win 8) and all I can think while clicking back and forth between various things is "Rina best girl".

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since you know Nana Mizuki and all...

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Also I liked White Album... and Rina was like an idol version of Rin.

Spinach
December 14th, 2015, 06:36 AM
The BL irl conference is working on a thirst tier list of BLers. Any suggestions?

Cremela
December 14th, 2015, 07:10 AM
Lemon-aid?

Five_X
December 14th, 2015, 07:12 AM
The BL irl conference is working on a thirst tier list of BLers. Any suggestions?

Hah, you call that a conference. Step up, son.

http://i.imgur.com/MYRgnNU.jpg

(and that's not even everyone)

Leftovers
December 14th, 2015, 07:22 AM
The BL irl conference is working on a thirst tier list of BLers. Any suggestions?

Gee this is hard

I3uster
December 14th, 2015, 07:40 AM
who are these people five

Polly
December 14th, 2015, 07:50 AM
Hospital waiting room andvI forgot my earphones darn.

Chat with medical stuff, zhey're probably bored to tears

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The BL irl conference is working on a thirst tier list of BLers. Any suggestions?

I can wear short shorts?

Spinach
December 14th, 2015, 07:54 AM
Hah, you call that a conference. Step up, son.

http://i.imgur.com/MYRgnNU.jpg

(and that's not even everyone)

Conferences are usually characterized by having important people in them ; )

Snow
December 14th, 2015, 08:18 AM
I can wear short shorts?

Be the fetish you want to see in the world.

Polly
December 14th, 2015, 08:30 AM
Be the fetish you want to see in the world.

What better way to win acceptance of the populace of a porn game forum than fetishising and objectifying myself? :)

Five_X
December 14th, 2015, 08:31 AM
Conferences are usually characterized by having important people in them ; )

Two people a conference does not make.

Plus I've already met Strife, the most important BL.

I3uster
December 14th, 2015, 08:33 AM
What better way to win acceptance of the populace of a porn game forum than fetishising and objectifying myself? :)

become 2d and well talk

Polly
December 14th, 2015, 08:37 AM
become 2d and well talk

Well gosh darn heck :(

Snow
December 14th, 2015, 08:42 AM
What better way to win acceptance of the populace of a porn game forum than fetishising and objectifying myself? :)

Acceptance is overrated.

I3uster
December 14th, 2015, 08:43 AM
what you want is their fear

Spinach
December 14th, 2015, 08:45 AM
Philly airport security is real lmao.

I have a beard so I might be a terrorist. Can't be too safe.

"Unbuckle your belt sir"

I3uster
December 14th, 2015, 08:46 AM
unzips belt

Spinach
December 14th, 2015, 08:49 AM
*unstraps explosives*

Five_X
December 14th, 2015, 08:50 AM
Philly airport security is real lmao.

I have a beard so I might be a terrorist. Can't be too safe.

"Unbuckle your belt sir"

It's horrible they'd do that to you, Abdullah. Hopefully it won't delay your return, inshallah, brother.

Spinach
December 14th, 2015, 09:04 AM
Flight

Delaaaayed

Snow
December 14th, 2015, 09:05 AM
Zg voted top European holiday destination by some magazine. Nice.

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Flight

Delaaaayed

Don't ragedetonate.

Spinach
December 14th, 2015, 09:24 AM
Don't worry. It's important that I not vlow this load early

Fel
December 14th, 2015, 09:27 AM
Flight

Delaaaayed
did you get busted

Spinach
December 14th, 2015, 09:37 AM
did you get busted

Ye they found the dank memes in my bag.

just Beamu
December 14th, 2015, 09:37 AM
My sleep patterns are fucked.

Fel
December 14th, 2015, 09:48 AM
Ye they found the dank memes in my bag.
rip in pieces

Nuclear Consensus
December 14th, 2015, 10:00 AM
After watching one too many Koshosho gameplay videos on Youtube, I now want to see Bayonetta in an afro.

Polly
December 14th, 2015, 10:03 AM
what you want is their fear

No, what I want is your money.

Spinach
December 14th, 2015, 10:07 AM
Greed is sinful in the eyes of the lord.

Polly
December 14th, 2015, 10:11 AM
Greed is sinful in the eyes of the lord.

I'm an angry, lazy lesbian who occasionally almost drinks herself to death, I think I'm way past the allowed deadly-sin-quota. :(

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Also found cute pic of Strife:

https://41.media.tumblr.com/297fc1d43b971e80cb27301f21587bb5/tumblr_nzbzssC3ox1uvr4ado1_540.png

Historia
December 14th, 2015, 10:11 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pK8dksAr7Y

watching embed vids on here so i dun have to login into my google account is one of the reasons i come here

Spinach
December 14th, 2015, 10:13 AM
I will pretend to pray for your soul but while my hands are clasped together in prayer the only thing on my mind will be anime and the words leaving my lips will be the lyrics of Zone Alone.

Polly
December 14th, 2015, 10:15 AM
I will pretend to pray for your soul but while my hands are clasped together in prayer the only thing on my mind will be anime and the words leaving my lips will be the lyrics of Zone Alone.

Good enough for me

Spinach
December 14th, 2015, 10:19 AM
Good enough for me

Yeah I think it gives me cred to go to anime heaven

Fel
December 14th, 2015, 10:19 AM
I will pretend to pray for your soul but while my hands are clasped together in prayer the only thing on my mind will be anime and the words leaving my lips will be the lyrics of Zone Alone.
http://i.imgur.com/hhcjjbr.jpg

Snow
December 14th, 2015, 10:20 AM
Is anime heaven close to catholic heaven?

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http://i.imgur.com/hhcjjbr.jpg

Forever THE Spinvatar for me.

Spinach
December 14th, 2015, 10:20 AM
Anime heaven is actually just Catholic hell.

Polly
December 14th, 2015, 10:23 AM
Is anime heaven close to catholic heaven?

I imagine it's closer to Muslim heaven, only the girls are all schoolgirls with giant tits and zettai ryoki or whatever that shit is called.

Fel
December 14th, 2015, 10:24 AM
Forever THE Spinvatar for me.
http://i.imgur.com/ZeNWTUL.jpg?1

just Beamu
December 14th, 2015, 10:26 AM
If anime heaven is catholic hell then what is anime hell?

2Bad
December 14th, 2015, 10:26 AM
zettai ryoki or whatever that shit is called
Do not disrespect zr

Snow
December 14th, 2015, 10:28 AM
But catholic heaven is nuns with zr and terminator priests.

Trinity Blood wouldn't lie to me!

Strife ❤️
December 14th, 2015, 10:28 AM
Also found cute pic of Strife:

https://41.media.tumblr.com/297fc1d43b971e80cb27301f21587bb5/tumblr_nzbzssC3ox1uvr4ado1_540.png

I do like doughnuts

Historia
December 14th, 2015, 10:28 AM
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-rEuqw7C2grw/VEBZHf1wfVI/AAAAAAAAIyg/678ndahTFSI/w800-h800/yande.re%2B300552%2Bamagi_brilliant_park%2Bfeet%2B gun%2Bseifuku%2Bsento_isuzu%2Bthighhighs%2Btranspa rent_png%2Bvector_trace.jpg

Spinach
December 14th, 2015, 10:28 AM
If anime heaven is catholic hell then what is anime hell?

The 3d world of the living.

Polly
December 14th, 2015, 10:31 AM
Do not disrespect zr

Or what?

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The 3d world of the living with no anime whatsoever

Fixed

Spinach
December 14th, 2015, 10:31 AM
Or what?

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Fixed

Or Rodyle will post at you.

Ratman
December 14th, 2015, 10:31 AM
would like to use this opportunity to interject and state that long skirts are actually really hot

Snow
December 14th, 2015, 10:32 AM
Midcalf with pettycoat is dream.

Ratman
December 14th, 2015, 10:33 AM
No, I mean, the way a long skirt keeps the warmth in makes the person seem really warm and attractive in cold weather.

Polly
December 14th, 2015, 10:35 AM
Or Rodyle will post at you.

The horror

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Also I only wear short skirts. Currently looking for appropriate stockings. Thigh-high is the preferred option.

just Beamu
December 14th, 2015, 10:37 AM
No, I mean, the way a long skirt keeps the warmth in makes the person seem really warm and attractive in cold weather.
Only in regards to literal body heat.

2Bad
December 14th, 2015, 10:38 AM
would like to use this opportunity to interject and state that long skirts are actually really hot
Or Rodyle will post at you.
Both true

Ratman
December 14th, 2015, 10:39 AM
Only in regards to literal body heat.

Well, maybe humans have more literal minds than you are willing to admit.

It's like how sweaters are usually seen as socially isolationist, but can also make the person seem really soft.

It's all about knowing how to wear it, is what I am saying.

2Bad
December 14th, 2015, 10:42 AM
New Arc bad, Old Arc good

Snow
December 14th, 2015, 10:43 AM
Don't overthink sweaters imo.

Polly
December 14th, 2015, 10:45 AM
Well, maybe humans have more literal minds than you are willing to admit.

It's like how sweaters are usually seen as socially isolationist, but can also make the person seem really soft.

It's all about knowing how to wear it, is what I am saying.

They're just, like, pieces of cloth made to make you feel warm and cosy in the winter...

Ratman
December 14th, 2015, 10:45 AM
New Arc bad, Old Arc good

I've been attempting to say this without saying it yes.

I get that she now wears contemporary clothes as she did back then, but the old ones though.

Won't she tear her miniskirt apart if she attempts F-Warc j.c?

Polly
December 14th, 2015, 10:45 AM
Don't overthink sweaters imo.

sniped

Ratman
December 14th, 2015, 10:52 AM
While I am at it, casual Akiha>>>>>>Seifuku.

Love that puffy skirt and hips thrust forward in regular Akiha's AA art. Looks so confident.

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/ultimateallstars/images/a/af/Akiha_mbaa.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/85?cb=20131007012743

In remake art she just has a straight black skirt, which makes her seem overly plain. The red color always felt pretty psychologically important to me because of how minimalist Tsukihime was, it marked Akiha as a weirdo from the get go.

Dullahan
December 14th, 2015, 10:53 AM
In remake art she just has a straight black skirt, which just makes her seem overly plain.

remove homura

Spinach
December 14th, 2015, 10:53 AM
Seifuku Akiha a cutest.

SeiKeo
December 14th, 2015, 10:55 AM
New Atc... Is... Good?

Ratman
December 14th, 2015, 10:55 AM
casual Akiha looks 25 and Seifuku looks 14

and the entire point of Seifuku is that she is older

how does that work

why aren't her hair short anyway fuck

Spinach
December 14th, 2015, 10:56 AM
Seifuku is literally perfect.

Polly
December 14th, 2015, 11:01 AM
I like Ciel

Ratman
December 14th, 2015, 11:04 AM
Seifuku is literally perfect.

It's a shame that her Half Moon has to exist, right?

Spinach
December 14th, 2015, 11:05 AM
It's a shame that her Half Moon has to exist, right?

C-Sei is the only Sei.

Tobias
December 14th, 2015, 11:08 AM
I liked old arc. I liked that she could wear a granny skirt and sweater and still look great.

but nekomata akiha was better. Here is hoping for nekomata akiha in the next MB!

Amiright guys? Amiright? Right?

...why are y'all lighting torches

Ratman
December 14th, 2015, 11:12 AM
C-Sei is the only Sei.

something something play S-Tier

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Love your waifu whole, or not at all. Take example in me, I main C-Akiha.

SeiKeo
December 14th, 2015, 11:17 AM
Akiha... is bad..

Polly
December 14th, 2015, 11:19 AM
I agree with cat

2Bad
December 14th, 2015, 11:20 AM
Akiha... is bad..

.

SeiKeo
December 14th, 2015, 11:20 AM
you're a fucking cat what do you want
for you to stop somehow letting random street cats in the house overnight seriously what lol

I3uster
December 14th, 2015, 11:24 AM
she recognized the true master of this residence and is now level grinding because of the boss preview

SeiKeo
December 14th, 2015, 11:26 AM
most of all how the second cat darted out when i woke up
well duh

Spinach
December 14th, 2015, 11:36 AM
something something play S-Tier

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Love your waifu whole, or not at all. Take example in me, I main C-Akiha.

Something something the only characters to feel bad for playing are F-Hime and C-Roa.

SeiKeo
December 14th, 2015, 12:23 PM
c'mon I got up and ya'll shut up

Kirby
December 14th, 2015, 12:34 PM
Hello.

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http://puu.sh/lVjH9/9c6de3bea7.jpg

Snow
December 14th, 2015, 12:36 PM
Flatmate horror story.

SeiKeo
December 14th, 2015, 12:39 PM
Hello?

Kotonoha
December 14th, 2015, 12:40 PM
Goodbye.

just Beamu
December 14th, 2015, 12:48 PM
Flatmate horror story.
Say what now?

Leftovers
December 14th, 2015, 12:48 PM
Why?

SeiKeo
December 14th, 2015, 12:49 PM
Well ok but sure?

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hi
Yes, hi.

Leftovers
December 14th, 2015, 12:51 PM
No really I cannot get the point of this.

Kirby
December 14th, 2015, 12:54 PM
http://40.media.tumblr.com/82a043cb44835d9829beeceb5ced3c6e/tumblr_nzasy0isVw1si7ztxo2_1280.png

2Bad
December 14th, 2015, 01:24 PM
http://40.media.tumblr.com/82a043cb44835d9829beeceb5ced3c6e/tumblr_nzasy0isVw1si7ztxo2_1280.png

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