Random Thoughts Thread

[Sesto]

Given the distance between the bottom frame and the floor is less than six inches she would have to be either very flexible or impossibly thin.

anime girls can do anything

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except become real

[mAc Chaos]

Yes.
i shouldve left you at the mall

[SeiKeo]

you walk into your room on christmas morning and see this (http://i.imgur.com/Zf38Zv3.jpg) on your bed.

what do you do???
Why is she making that face?

[Sesto]

Why is she making that face?

she's tired from delivering christmas presents all night obviously

[Strife ❤️]

she's tired from delivering christmas presents all night obviously

This post made me realise that it was Grand Order fanart. I should have known sooner.

[just Beamu]

anime girls can do anything
Impossible. Would have woken me up. She can't get past my senses. Unless that sense is my incredibly bad eyesight.

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she's tired from delivering christmas presents all night obviously
With that face I question what kind of presents they were.

[Spinach]

i shouldve left you at the mall

Okay dad

[mAc Chaos]

i told you not to get lost

[Sesto]

With that face I question what kind of presents they were.

mostly my presents haha

[just Beamu]

Lewd man.

[mAc Chaos]

674676553251487744

[Spinach]

i told you not to get lost

Sorry dad

[Kelnish]

Sorry dad
Would you ride the thing I texted you to work?

[mAc Chaos]

hes not supposed to ride with strangers

[Kelnish]

hes not supposed to ride with strangers
I'm only gonna molest him a little bit.

[Spinach]

Would you ride the thing I texted you to work?

Testament.

[Janx]

I am now a christmas elf.

[GhostDIGIT]

Santa must be proud of his new helper or ashamed knowing her.

[just Beamu]

Why do I see a second little tuft of white as if there's a second half to the hat?

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Also, this weimaraner is restricting my breathing.

[mAc Chaos]

I am now a christmas elf.
That fits pretty well.

[Spinach]

Christmas boys [email protected]

[Janx]

Why do I see a second little tuft of white as if there's a second half to the hat?

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Also, this weimaraner is restricting my breathing.

It was on the hat pic I used. I thought it odd too.

[GhostDIGIT]

I love these random Daily Show clips.

[Peanut-007]

I am now a christmas elf.

I'll be your Christmas doge.

[Dullahan]

"Hee-ey, lovely mind [...] Hee-ey, salty eyes..."

some inspired lyricism from Crywolf right there

[Historia]

salyu a best


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLjuIXEjeOc

[GhostDIGIT]

Nothing like my grandmother to warn me about drugs and alcohol. She also told me to not listen to the voices....

[Historia]

she's helping me get through the first chapter of my third holy grail war fic


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y7Ix-Bwe9o

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700 words in thus far and it's lookin' good.

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for first draft and all.

[just Beamu]

salyu a best
Alexander Hamilton. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp9HUc9HraQ&list=PLUSRfoOcUe4avCXPg6tPgdZzu--hBXUYx&index=1)

[GhostDIGIT]

Talk less, smile more. Don't let them know what you're against and what you're for.

[just Beamu]

The combination of Revolutionary War era US and hip hop makes me happy.

[Historia]

songs about some old american dude

nou

[just Beamu]

did you even listen for a moment

[Historia]

did you even listen for a moment

i've seen parts of the play

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smh, was not impressed

[just Beamu]

Which parts did you hear?

[Historia]

Which parts did you hear?

you mean, watch?

uhhh, let's see...

you'll be back

the schuyler sisters

burn

it's quiet uptown

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nah i was joking of course i liked it, calm down

[just Beamu]

nah i was joking of course i liked it, calm down
Good. I was starting to worry for your sanity and taste.

[Historia]

Good. I was starting to worry for your sanity and taste.

But seriously calm down. If I legitimately called it shit that's my opinion not yours.

[just Beamu]

It simultaneously fulfills my desire for musicals along with my history thirst.

[Five_X]

Ever see something that wakes you up in the middle of the night to think about it?

I have. It was a butt. An ass good enough to give you insomnia.

I don't believe you.

[ItsaRandomUsername]

I don't believe you.

Whaddya want, proof or something? Geez.

[Five_X]

Everyone knows that strong claims require equally strong evidence!

[ItsaRandomUsername]

Everyone knows that strong claims require equally strong evidence!
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/314349

NSFW, obviously

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It's not just what you see, it's what you don't see.

[Five_X]

Well, I'm glad you've given me this opportunity to appraise the claims you've brought forth today.

Not bad.

[Five_X]

tips fedora

Ass.

[ItsaRandomUsername]

Well, I'm glad you've given me this opportunity to appraise the claims you've brought forth today.

Not bad.

Alt. choice:
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=480527

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...didn't need to sleep tonight anyway.

ITT: Rate IRUn's/Kinkshame IRUn's Material. :p

[Marmadillo]

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/314349
NSFW, obviously
needs someone singing Dies Irae in the background for maximum Christmas holiday experience
btw it's simply a redrawn cg

[Spinach]

https://i.imgur.com/mWTdkO1.png

[I3uster]

http://i.imgur.com/OKosfMk.gif

[Spinach]

http://i.imgur.com/6kazmGa.jpg

[Strange_One]

wat?

[I3uster]

http://i.imgur.com/rNz6S66.png
hi

[ItsaRandomUsername]

http://i.imgur.com/rNz6S66.png

i ship it

[Spinach]

http://i.imgur.com/yEuUloW.png

[Marmadillo]

i don't know what

[Snow]

Would butt too but I promised I won't so I won't butt in.

[Spinach]

GREAT SANTA HAT

[Fel]

I am now feeling the Christmas.

[Marmadillo]

We're still talking about butts?

[Fel]

We're still talking about butts?
No.

[Strange_One]

I am now feeling the Christmas.

nicely done.

[Polly]

Time to abandon forum :(

[Marmadillo]

nah, it'll keep you alive in that Christmas workday

[Polly]

What will keep me alive then are hefty amounts of alcohol. And fucking around with a friend from work ( he doesn't work that day bur will come to hang out for a while )

[Kirby]

http://i.imgur.com/EQzHMrp.jpg

[mAc Chaos]

amazing

[Marmadillo]

What will keep me alive then are hefty amounts of alcohol. And fucking around with a friend from work ( he doesn't work that day bur will come to hang out for a while )
Drinking on the job?

[SeiKeo]

First impression back home: holy crap how are Twitter pictures loading so slowly, unreal cellular.

[mAc Chaos]

i thought you said you werent in new york

[SeiKeo]

Yes

[Polly]

http://i.imgur.com/EQzHMrp.jpg

These cats are gay

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First impression back home: holy crap how are Twitter pictures loading so slowly, unreal cellular.

What's your broadband speed?

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Drinking on the job?

I'm quitting the job soon anyway so who cares?

Also no one from the company's gonna come check on me on christmas eve so who cares.

[Snow]

Going south tomorrow to my cat and my shibe and my parents :3

[just Beamu]

Post pictures of Shibe.

[Polly]

Send cat my regards and pet it in my stead

[Snow]

Send cat my regards and pet it in my stead

Will do!

Also expect pics of shibe and windswept Dalmatian coast.

[SeiKeo]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CWr_9WzUAAAyQPY.jpg

university publishing book salllessss

[Kirby]

Why does this kitchen department have like 50 million different nonstick pans but not a single cast iron

[SeiKeo]

Because Americans don't like cast iron anymore.

[Cremela]

The Chinese are acquiring all metals.

[just Beamu]

What's wrong with cast iron? Or is it something stupid?

[SeiKeo]

What's wrong with cast iron? Or is it something stupid?
It's less convenient in a lot of ways and is too heavy for all the women and SJW Beta men in Obama's America.

[I3uster]

ceramic is superior

[SeiKeo]

Does anyone know if the Xbox1 controller is any good?

[I3uster]

Depends on how large your hands are because it's a brick.

oh wait 1

[Kelnish]

What's wrong with cast iron? Or is it something stupid?

Too susceptible to pitting and general corrosion

[Polly]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CWr_9WzUAAAyQPY.jpg

university publishing book salllessss

A man of Good taste.

I will.miss you once I'm gone.

[SeiKeo]

if you don't stay I'm going to have five go to croatia and beat you up

[Polly]

if you don't stay I'm going to have five go to croatia and beat you up

A heavy slab of granite will be in your way

[Cremela]

A heavy slab of granite will be in your way
??!!

[Snow]

Y-you're just quitting bl right? Right???

[mAc Chaos]

Does anyone know if the Xbox1 controller is any good?
I heard their special edition controller or whatever it was for $150 was actually great. Just, it's $150.

[Strife ❤️]

It's good yeah, similar to the 360 controller but a bit tighter.

And yeah like mac says, there is some crazy elite controller out but I've not tried that one.

[Five_X]

A heavy slab of granite will be in your way

But what will happen to Noeeeeeeel

[just Beamu]

How is the elite one different from the standard?

[2Bad]

How is the elite one different from the standard?

More money

[just Beamu]

Surprised noises.

[Historia]

So, I finished the first chapter of the Third Holy Grail War fic, but don't have a second pair of eyes to look over it. Anyone up for it?

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and i'm asking here because why not

[I3uster]

i never had test anxiety in 8 years of schooling why did i develop it after

this shit makes no sense


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruk9br767p0

at least this calms me down

greatest beat

[mAc Chaos]

what happened

did you pass your tests

[I3uster]

its tomorrow

[Sesto]

best part about family Christmas dinner is drinking in the middle of the day

[Five_X]

its tomorrow

Good luck, Buster buddy! :)

[just Beamu]

best part about family Christmas dinner is drinking in the middle of the day
My family regularly drinks in the middle of the day. You just aren't on their level of borderline alcoholism.

[I3uster]

Good luck, Buster buddy! :)

thanks

i hope i wont need it

[Polly]

I've really really, really had enough

[Cremela]

its tomorrow
Ganbare I3uster-chan!

(what's it for?)

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I've really really, really had enough

:( ?

[Sesto]

My family regularly drinks in the middle of the day. You just aren't on their level of borderline alcoholism.
I'll be there one day

[I3uster]

english

i speak english this should be fine

[mAc Chaos]

whats the correct phrasing

he ate in the food court

he ate at the food court

[I3uster]

im coming here to have a good time mac

[Strife ❤️]

I'd say that either is fine.

[Five_X]

Two Persians walk into a bar...

[SeiKeo]

In/At the food court is a differential based on whether the food court is an independent or subordinate commercial identity.

[mAc Chaos]

im having Fun

ok fine

this is like the sakura of english questions

youll do fine buster you literally post english online every day

[Strife ❤️]

ill guess his exam isnt on memes and shitposting

anyone can speak english from a dictionary. it takes true skill and understanding to understand underground memes and wordplay

[Five_X]

youll do fine buster you literally post english online every day

Docked 20 pts for writing the entire test in lowercase.

[Cremela]

write a paper on the russian middle-eastern policy, only using memes
Putin did nothing wrong
http://www.stockpair-insight.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Putin-wink1.jpg
Remove kebab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB9WgR_N4h4

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[insert polandball comic on hideously complicated cultural and regional histories and relations]

[Snow]

flatmates stop it with the babytalk right meow!!!

[mAc Chaos]

ok tao

[Polly]

nyoh

[just Beamu]

How bad is the babytalk?

[Snow]

If you could hear them

you'd feel the same.

I don't even babytalk babies! Only animals.

[Strife ❤️]

if you're here to escape baby talk you've come to the wrong place hyuu...

[Polly]

If you could hear them

you'd feel the same.

I don't even babytalk babies! Only animals.

I think the only responsible thing left for you to do is blast some porn on full volume.

[Snow]

It's okay we're all anime girls it's ok.

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I think the only responsible thing left for you to do is blast some porn on full volume.

I'm conditioned to headphone that shit.

[Polly]

I'm conditioned to headphone that shit.

In that case the only responsible thing left for you to do is to blast a women's tennis match on full volume.

[just Beamu]

I'm conditioned to headphone that shit.
Blast it at full volume.

[Snow]

In that case the only responsible thing left for you to do is to blast a women's tennis match on full volume.
Hmmmm

[just Beamu]

Oh God the cringe in the Star Wars thread. It has to stop.

[Snow]

bb should summarize every blockbuster ever

[mAc Chaos]

If you could hear them

you'd feel the same.

I don't even babytalk babies! Only animals.
babytalk them back until they cant take it anymore

[Polly]

Hmmmm

Do it. You know you want to.

[just Beamu]

bb should summarize every blockbuster ever
That would require him to see any movies that aren't anime.

[Polly]

Oh God the cringe in the Star Wars thread. It has to stop.

Explain what's going on without dropping any spoilers pretty please

[just Beamu]

Explain what's going on without dropping any spoilers pretty please
BB is attempting to explain his thoughts on Star Wars and movies in general and the entire thing is embarrassing to read. Also the whole bring up the "history girl" in relation to everything at some point.

[Snow]

Explain what's going on without dropping any spoilers pretty please

mad reviewz by todayz kidz

[Polly]

My imouto says the movie is dog's bollocks and her opinion is all that matters to me.

[just Beamu]

Plus Rodyle and to a lesser extent Leo are mocking him for it which just makes him post more cringeworthy comments. All while unaware of the cringe himself.

[Sesto]

humans look fucking weird

[Snow]

Just the type of movie I like then!

[just Beamu]

My imouto says the movie is dog's bollocks and her opinion is all that matters to me.
I have no imouto to preview the film for me. :(

[Snow]

humans look fucking weird

excuse u

[Polly]

Just the type of movie I like then!

I have so many inappropriate comebacks to this...

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I have no imouto to preview the film for me. :(

Borrow one from Spinach.

[just Beamu]

I am the only one in my family who has any interest in Star Wars. When I eventually see it the only reason I won't be alone is because my mother will watch any movie that exists.

[Snow]

I deserve every one of those comeback

snoo a shiet.

[Sesto]

I want to borrow a cute older sister from someone thanks

[Polly]

I deserve every one of those comeback

snoo a shiet.

No you don't. They're terrible. And I have the mind of a 14-year-old

[just Beamu]

Borrow one from Spinach.
That's a long drive.

[Polly]

I want to borrow a cute older sister from someone thanks

I can be your sister, but I'm not sure whether I'm older than you, and not being cute goes without saying

[just Beamu]

I want to borrow a cute older sister from someone thanks
Okay look, you can have my evil one, but my much more lovable older half sister stays here.

[Snow]

outlaw babytalk

we all speak only condescending bl from now on

[Skull]

I am the only one in my family who has any interest in Star Wars. When I eventually see it the only reason I won't be alone is because my mother will watch any movie that exists.
My family isn't interested in sci-fi in general.

So no of us will be seeing it.

[SeiKeo]

outlaw babytalk

we all speak only condescending bl from now on
condescending boy's love?

[Snow]

condescending boy's love?

don't sass me young lady

[Polly]

condescending boy's love?

No, condescending russian letter ы

[Snow]

but yeah

[Sesto]

I can be your sister, but I'm not sure whether I'm older than you, and not being cute goes without saying

2 years older, and as long as your anime it's okay. thanks nee-san

[Snow]

sempai yamero

[Polly]

2 years older, and as long as your anime it's okay. thanks nee-san

You're welcome

[SeiKeo]

No, condescending russian letter ы
please stop talking to me about the language of the country i obsessively read from and about

[Polly]

sempai yamero

I don't want to stop, tho

[Snow]

I don't want to stop, tho

Boy's love talk.

[just Beamu]

Boy's love talk.
Now we're talking.

[Polly]

Boy's love talk.

What's wrong with boy's love?

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please stop talking to me about the language of the country i obsessively read from and about

Я не знаю о чём ты говоришь.

[Snow]

What's wrong with boy's love?

It's love.

[Polly]

It's love.

I can't argue with that.

God knows love has never done me any good.

Not sure why you are so cynical, tho :(

[just Beamu]

It's love.
Lovely.

[Peanut-007]

:(
One Punch man is over and it's by Madhouse so there's basically no chance of season 2.

[just Beamu]

The cringe is actually worse on the groupchat.

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:(
One Punch man is over and it's by Madhouse so there's basically no chance of season 2.
Kidnap them and hold them at gunpoint.

[2Bad]

:(
One Punch man is over and it's by Madhouse so there's basically no chance of season 2.
So read the webcomic

[Snow]

:(
One Punch man is over and it's by Madhouse so there's basically no chance of season 2.

Let me play you a sad song.

[Peanut-007]

So read the webcomic

But I want to see the pretty moving stuff and the glisten of light off of Saitama's head.

[Snow]

But I want to see the pretty moving stuff and the glisten of light off of Saitama's head.

Watch Star Trek NG.

[Sesto]

If you could spend a day with any anime girl (or boy) who would it be

[Peanut-007]

If you could spend a day with any anime girl (or boy) who would it be

One that can give me superpowers to make anime real.

[just Beamu]

If you could spend a day with any anime girl (or boy) who would it be
Ryougi.

[Snow]

Ryougi.

she ignores you the whole time

[just Beamu]

Watch Star Trek NG.

Watch the 6 Original Series movies minus the first and fifth.

[Snow]

Watch the 6 Original Series movies minus the first and fifth.

Watch Star Trek NG.

[Peanut-007]

Watch the 6 Original Series movies minus the first and fifth.

Next Generation was for the glistening head of Jean-Luc Picard.

[Snow]

Thank you Peanut.

[just Beamu]

she ignores you the whole time
It's the sad truth. Specifically her older self.

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Watch Star Trek NG.
The only experience with Star Trek I really have is the first six movies and whatever episodes I occasionally stumbled upon on TV.

[Sesto]

One that can give me superpowers to make anime real.

same

then I would spend every day with cute girls. Marie and I would have tea parties. I would take kiyohime on dates to wherever she wants to go. I would have Caren berate me and make fun of me. I would have Santa alter give me presents. Scath would teach me many things. I would eat japanese sweets with Okita and nobu

[Strife ❤️]

same

then I would spend every day with cute girls. Marie and I would have tea parties. I would take kiyohime on dates to wherever she wants to go. I would have Caren berate me and make fun of me. I would have Santa alter give me presents. Scath would teach me many things. I would eat japanese sweets with Okita and nobu

do you ever want to be the one being taken on a cute date?

[just Beamu]

same

then I would spend every day with cute girls. Marie and I would have tea parties. I would take kiyohime on dates to wherever she wants to go. I would have Caren berate me and make fun of me. I would have Santa alter give me presents. Scath would teach me many things. I would eat japanese sweets with Okita and nobu
But older Ryougi is still ideal.

[SeiKeo]

Ryougi.
¿??????????¿

[Five_X]

Let me play you a sad song.

Here's your instrument:

http://i.imgur.com/YiapGDJ.png

[Polly]

The anime girl I want to hang out with is Strife

[Sesto]

do you ever want to be the one being taken on a cute date?

yes for sure.

[Polly]

I've never been the one to be taken on a cute date :(

[just Beamu]

¿??????????¿
What.

[Sesto]

I've never been the one to be taken on a cute date :(

i'll take you on a cute date nee-san

[Polly]

i'll take you on a cute date nee-san

but you live far away

[Dullahan]

Ryougi.

the sad truth is that despite being an interesting character, Ryougi would not actually be that interesting of a person

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But older Ryougi is still ideal.

nope, wrong

[SeiKeo]

What.
¿

[just Beamu]

nope, wrong
Just imagine that she isn't in Mirai Fukuuin and actually has a nose.

[Dullahan]

Just imagine that she isn't in Mirai Fukuuin and actually has a nose.

and amazingly your subjective opinion is still objectively incorrect

[Polly]

¿

Ты говоришь по-испански?

[just Beamu]

and amazingly your subjective opinion is still objectively incorrect
It could be worse. I could be BB.

[Kirby]

Guys, what's a gift a normal person would want

[Spinach]

Borrow one from Spinach.

Don't even look at my imouto you freaks

[Polly]

Guys, what's a gift a normal person would want

Аsking this on bl...

[Strife ❤️]

Guys, what's a gift a normal person would want

What do they like

[Polly]

Don't even look at my imouto you freaks

Buy me a dinner, then.

[You]

Guys, what's a gift a normal person would want
something that says I care but not I care too much that it's like I stalking you.

[Spinach]

Buy me a dinner, then.

What do you want

[Polly]

What do you want

Surprise me

[Kirby]

What do they like
Normal things. She is very normal.*

*I don't know. I know she liked the Avengers movies and likes Hawkeye? Maybe something for, like, stress relief would be good? Idk

[SeiKeo]

Normal things. She is very normal.*

*I don't know. I know she liked the Avengers movies and likes Hawkeye? Maybe something for, like, stress relief would be good? Idk
Is this older sister?

[Kirby]

Yes.

[Strife ❤️]

Are you vegetarian Polly?

[Polly]

Are you vegetarian Polly?

Aye

[SeiKeo]

Yes.
Spa gift certificate if you feel otherwise lost.

[Spinach]

Aye

Fuck

[Polly]

Fuck

No fucking, just food

I mean I am drunk, but not that drunk.

[Kirby]

Ty

[Spinach]

No fucking, just food

I mean I am drunk, but not that drunk.

Fuck

[Polly]

Fuck

its okay, i have lots more to drink tonight

[Spinach]

/Fuck/

[Polly]

am i making you nervous, boy?

[Spinach]

Yes.

[Polly]

daww :(

relax, it's all fine, we're just friends having a friendly dinner

[Peanut-007]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYJH7d_o7xM
kitttenz

[Spinach]

http://i.imgur.com/HZgSgY1.gif

[Historia]

jesus

[just Beamu]

The reason for the season.

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Also capitalism.

[Polly]

.

you okay in there old buddy old pal?

[Spinach]

No

[Polly]

No

anything ole polly can do to help?

[Spinach]

N-no

[Polly]

i'll take good care of you

[Snow]

Tfw you're too busy having a meltdown and miss banter.

[Historia]

who's banter.

[Polly]

Tfw you're too busy having a meltdown and miss banter.

tfw when you're having a meltdown and get drunk and try to seduce spin

also what's going on what meltown who's bothering snow? i will fite them

[Kirby]

Does anyone know if bath bombs make good gifts

I mean, I ordered them anyway but I wanna know if I made a mistake yet

[Historia]

salyuuu


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DChoNWcIbLw

[Snow]

tfw when you're having a meltdown and get drunk and try to seduce spin

also what's going on what meltown who's bothering snow? i will fite them

Oh it's just me being a broken imouto. Is there a market for those?

[mAc Chaos]

Does anyone know if bath bombs make good gifts

I mean, I ordered them anyway but I wanna know if I made a mistake yet
scented candles imo

[Polly]

Oh it's just me being a broken imouto. Is there a market for those?

you know i like you and am always ready to provide hugs

and kick the ass of whoever the fuck is making you sad

[Kirby]

scented candles imo
As in are they akin to scented candles, or are scented candles better

[Spinach]

tfw when you're having a meltdown and get drunk and try to seduce spin

also what's going on what meltown who's bothering snow? i will fite them

Please

[Snow]

No.

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you know i like you and am always ready to provide hugs

and kick the ass of whoever the fuck is making you sad

Give peace a chance. Also thanks :)

[just Beamu]

As in are they akin to scented candles, or are scented candles better
Don't bath bombs just give the water a scent and change the color?

[Polly]

Please

you can choose between drunk idiotic polly banting the banter, or sober suicidal polly being suicidal

take your picking

[Snow]

No matter which Polly you choose I'll be the bad cop.

[Cremela]

Don't bath bombs just give the water a scent and change the color?
They fizz too

Think some are meant to do good things for your skin also

[Polly]

it has recently come to polly's attention that leo is, in fact, a tiny youngling

leo, explain urself

[2Bad]

He can't, he's being murdered by Hayden Christiansen

[SeiKeo]

it has recently come to polly's attention that leo is, in fact, a tiny youngling

leo, explain urself
? Dm me

[Polly]

? Dm me

i always thought u were same age as me or hereabouts

now i find out that ur little

*ruffles ur hair*