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GhostDIGIT
January 15th, 2016, 02:02 AM
The more I hear about the debates the more I want to kill myself because some people actually believe all that bullshit. At least it's fun to watch.

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 02:28 AM
13814

this is all u get so be happy

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 02:30 AM
You actually did it you madwoman

GhostDIGIT
January 15th, 2016, 02:32 AM
13814

this is all u get so be happy
I thought it was just a joke...

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 02:33 AM
It's 1:30 in the morning. Even jokes are worth the effort.

Trubo
January 15th, 2016, 02:34 AM
No gradient hair?

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 02:35 AM
draw your own if you want gradient hair

Peanut-007
January 15th, 2016, 02:39 AM
Rereading Fate.
I think Sakura could actually sleep naked next to Shirou without him figuring out she likes him.

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 02:41 AM
Rereading Fate.
I think Sakura could actually sleep naked next to Shirou without him figuring out she likes him.

He has to assume everything is just friendly behavior because everything gives him a boner

How is he supposed to sleep with all this breathing going on?

GhostDIGIT
January 15th, 2016, 02:45 AM
Oh yeah, I forgot about Shirou's super libido.

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He had trouble sleeping with Saber in the next room. It's cause she was breathing.

Peanut-007
January 15th, 2016, 02:46 AM
He has to assume everything is just friendly behavior because everything gives him a boner

How is he supposed to sleep with all this breathing going on?

So your saying his sword would explode if he accidentally charged it too much?

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 02:46 AM
He's gonna have a rough time of it in London, sharing that bed with Rin and everything.

I mean how much do girls really need to breathe anyway, she's probably just doing it torment him

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 02:46 AM
It's 1:30 in the morning. Even jokes are worth the effort.
!!! Another Central Time Zone dweller!

Peanut-007
January 15th, 2016, 02:47 AM
Oh yeah, I forgot about Shirou's super libido.

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He had trouble sleeping with Saber in the next room. It's cause she was breathing.

Saber is snoring like a sleeping lion but his narration was too scared to say it.

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 02:47 AM
So your saying his sword would explode if he accidentally charged it too much?

All I'm saying is it's good he's got a built-in sheath.

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 02:47 AM
He has to assume everything is just friendly behavior because everything gives him a boner

How is he supposed to sleep with all this breathing going on?
who even needs to breathe anymore honestly

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 02:47 AM
!!! Another Central Time Zone dweller!

??? No friend I am Eastern time zone.

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 02:48 AM
He's gonna have a rough time of it in London, sharing that bed with Rin and everything.

I mean how much do girls really need to breathe anyway, she's probably just doing it torment him
By the time they're together in London I'm guessing this would cause him quite a bit less distress.

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??? No friend I am Eastern time zone.
I read the time wrong and my brain doesn't work today

Peanut-007
January 15th, 2016, 02:51 AM
who even needs to breathe anymore honestly

not shiki


I-I can't breathe.
My fingertips tremble. The blood isn't reaching them.
My whole body feels cold, like I'm freezing to death.
Shiki for least lusty type-moon protagonist?

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 03:03 AM
What good's a harem if you don't hate yourself for wanting to sleep with them

GhostDIGIT
January 15th, 2016, 03:07 AM
Isn't there only one harem end for FSN? That of course being the last bad end or in other words, the True End of HF.

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 03:18 AM
Tbh I take issue with the implication that everything can just be good and happy for everyone involved with no long term damage from anything and they all fucked happily ever after. I don't have an issue with happy endings, but I find the idea that Sakura's abuse can be fixed by Shirou's dick and accepting that her sister loves her to be troubling at best.

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 03:19 AM
Isn't there only one harem end for FSN? That of course being the last bad end or in other words, the True End of HF.


UBW good end.

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 03:19 AM
That's more of a Rin harem than a Shirou harem

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 03:20 AM
Tbh I take issue with the implication that everything can just be good and happy for everyone involved with no long term damage from anything and they all fucked happily ever after. I don't have an issue with happy endings, but I find the idea that Sakura's abuse can be fixed by Shirou's dick and accepting that her sister loves her to be troubling at best.
More than just troubling really.

GhostDIGIT
January 15th, 2016, 03:20 AM
UBW good end.
That's a threesome. I don't really think it counts if all three of them love each other.

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 03:20 AM
That's more of a Rin harem than a Shirou harem
He only specified harem.

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 03:31 AM
Luvia and Issei want to join

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Celine Dion's husband died. That makes 3.

GhostDIGIT
January 15th, 2016, 03:31 AM
Hmmm.

"Don't get me wrong, Tohsaka, I'm only joining for Shero."

"I too am here for Emiya."

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 03:33 AM
Celine Dion's husband died. That makes 3.
Is her husband known for anything? If not I don't think it counts for relatives of celebrities.

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 03:34 AM
Hmmm.

"Don't get me wrong, Tohsaka, I'm only joining for Shero."


Bring new meaning to "kissing cousins" amirite

Spinach
January 15th, 2016, 03:35 AM
Good morning friends and not-so-friend friends

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 03:35 AM
Is her husband known for anything? If not I don't think it counts for relatives of celebrities.

He's high profile enough to make a day-of headline. Also he's famous for being....like...talked about by her all the time. He's sort of famous-by-proxy.

GhostDIGIT
January 15th, 2016, 03:36 AM
Bring new meaning to "kissing cousins" amirite
youisrite.

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 03:51 AM
I just went back to work on another art project I have open and I realized that I have no idea what to do with this Trump drawing now that I have it.

I mean, I can't just throw it away. That's 15 minutes of my life that I can't get back.

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 03:54 AM
Make It Greater

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 03:54 AM
But I refuse

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 03:58 AM
But I insist

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 03:59 AM
Last time you insisted you were surprised I actually did it

none more 4 u

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 04:00 AM
Surprise me

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 04:03 AM
Surprise me

13815

Marmadillo
January 15th, 2016, 04:32 AM
I don't have an issue with happy endings, but I find the idea that Sakura's abuse can be fixed by Shirou's dick and accepting that her sister loves her to be troubling at best.
Is that how you interpreted her "Yes I'm happy"?

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 04:37 AM
I mean, abused people can be happy, but the implication seems to be that this is a happily-ever-after scenario and like.....that level of trauma takes a lifetime of healing. So.

Marmadillo
January 15th, 2016, 04:43 AM
The implication is imo that Sakura is finally in a place where she wants to be. The ending is too rosy, but I don't think it says or even implies that the abuse has left no marks. It's just weirdly silent about it.

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 04:47 AM
I have a lot of somewhat controversial opinions regarding Sakura, mostly because I really do empathize with her as a character but strongly disagree with a lot of the ideas about how her situation is/should be handled. So for the time being, I'd like to agree to disagree, because I do see why you would feel the way you do about it, as well.

Marmadillo
January 15th, 2016, 04:58 AM
I have a lot of somewhat controversial opinions regarding Sakura, mostly because I really do empathize with her as a character but strongly disagree with a lot of the ideas about how her situation is/should be handled.
Oh, don't worry, there's a history of controversial opinions about Sakura here. You'll hardly be a blip on the radar most likely.

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 05:01 AM
Oh, don't worry, there's a history of controversial opinions about Sakura here. You'll hardly be a blip on the radar most likely.

I consider myself too new to get caught up in too much trouble right now ;) I'd rather just stick to general amiability for the most part, haha.

Spinach
January 15th, 2016, 05:11 AM
I've already got my eye on you actually.

You're on the List.

GhostDIGIT
January 15th, 2016, 05:24 AM
lols

I just realized that I should finish Fallout 1 before playing 2. Decided to start from the beginning with a character with terrible luck and charisma along with subpar endurance. Other than those three stats everything else is a perfect ten.

Strife ❤️
January 15th, 2016, 05:24 AM
there was this cute blonde girl who was a trump supporter with a MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN hat but i cant find the pic

http://i.imgur.com/RBhbFmA.jpg

Marmadillo
January 15th, 2016, 05:26 AM
I've already got my eye on you actually.

You're on the List.
you gonna harass all new female members?

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 05:30 AM
I agree, which is why my response to Snow's paraphrased comment of "providing first aid as a civic duty" to be "No, it's not.", as even some region's common laws state that you, the potential Good Samaritan, have no legally binding requirement to act in aid of someone else. When in reasonable doubt, don't interfere.

Please read what I wrote after that before counter-arguing. In my country if you have a driver's licence, you have first aid training by default and you are required to offer it if:

a) providing it does not directly endanger you or others

b) you stick to First Aid - stopping bleeding, choking, minimizing risk of spine injury and so on.

Said first aid is deemed as an obligation for a trained citizen to provide because it literally SAVES LIVES in the hundreds if not thousands every year. And yes, doing more than you were trained to do is against the principles of first aid, but doing less or nothing when it could have saved someone or prevented disability (and you have the training) could get you in trouble.

Truth be told most of it applies to car accidents where you have the obligatory first aid kit at hand, but my training also covered everyday situations and accidents, like said choking, poisoning with various household chemicals, strokes and nosebleeds.

That's just regular car license training btw.

GhostDIGIT
January 15th, 2016, 05:34 AM
Ah, beating rats to death. How nostalgic.

Spinach
January 15th, 2016, 05:35 AM
you gonna harass all new female members?

Yeah.

Marmadillo
January 15th, 2016, 05:47 AM
Yeah.
cool, make it interesting

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 05:50 AM
Thank god I'm really a boy then.

Five_X
January 15th, 2016, 05:54 AM
http://i.imgur.com/RBhbFmA.jpg

That's just a picture of you with dyed hair though?

Spinach
January 15th, 2016, 05:58 AM
Friendly reminder to shampoo and condition your beard if you have one.

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 06:04 AM
I always do.

Spinach
January 15th, 2016, 06:06 AM
You're a good man, Snow.

Prix with a Silent X
January 15th, 2016, 06:20 AM
I regret eating nothing but pizza and an apple today more than I regret attracting the predation of Spinach. Now convinced I need more vegetables. Is Spin edible?

Spinach
January 15th, 2016, 06:22 AM
http://i.imgur.com/g659TXP.jpg

Prix with a Silent X
January 15th, 2016, 06:25 AM
My, my, how the tables have turned.

Spinach
January 15th, 2016, 06:26 AM
http://i.imgur.com/1Ud1OZM.jpg

Five_X
January 15th, 2016, 06:29 AM
http://i.imgur.com/g659TXP.jpg

this is getting very comfortable

Prix with a Silent X
January 15th, 2016, 06:31 AM
I am opposed to cannibalism on principle, but I am told you are a previously hobo-bearded man but I look at your gender icon and am unsure. Given your username, I think I am to conclude your purport to be a vegetable.

Spinach
January 15th, 2016, 06:32 AM
http://i.imgur.com/ZtFR4jr.jpg

GhostDIGIT
January 15th, 2016, 06:33 AM
The gender icon is a lie. It is one of Beast's Lair's greatest memes truths.

Magus
January 15th, 2016, 06:34 AM
Just had a Fate/Stay Night related dream. It just started out as fighting some random enemies with powers that had nothing to do with Type-Moon (such as Force chokes), but after the battle was over, it cut away to a scene of Tohsaka Rin being "healed" by her sister. Of course, being Nasuverse-inspired, the dream took a turn into NSFW territory.

Rin was obviously naked, although my dream annoyingly applied a "censor blur" effect to her chest, and Sakura was sitting by her… or rather Dark Sakura was, though there was a glimpse of Sakura's former appearance, as if it was a memory of Rin's. Sakura didn't seem to have her usual dress on, though she seemed to be wearing some sort of lingerie. As for the method of healing (never mind that healing would be out of Dark Sakura's character), it seemed like Sakura was literally licking Rin's wounds, transferring her power through the saliva. It all had a very yuri, incestuous vibe.

I can't remember having a dream with such explicit imagery before, or at least not in a long time.

And then I had another vivid dream, although it was more nightmarish in that I saw someone being lynched/shot while driving along the road (and beforehand I had to dodge pieces of smoking debris in the road), and when I tried to call the cops from a safe place a little further along the road I kept entering the wrong phone number in my nervousness. I have no idea why I'd dream about that though. Why can't I have more dreams like the one with Rin and Sakura?

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 06:34 AM
Chard is better than spinach justsaying.

GhostDIGIT
January 15th, 2016, 06:35 AM
Bro, don't cap your spoilers.

Prix with a Silent X
January 15th, 2016, 06:35 AM
The gender icon is a lie. It is one of Beast's Lair's greatest memes truths.

Ssshhh, Ghost. I'm winning.

Spinach
January 15th, 2016, 06:36 AM
http://i.imgur.com/G3j0sIM.gif

I give up

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 06:37 AM
and so easily too...

Spinach
January 15th, 2016, 06:39 AM
http://i.imgur.com/QdG28lt.gif

Magus
January 15th, 2016, 07:03 AM
Bro, don't cap your spoilers.

Sorry. I hadn't posted a spoiler in a long time, so it took me a few attempts to remember how to do it correctly. It's fixed now.

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Anyways, the enemies in the first dream were some sort of orc I think (how this goes together with Force powers from Star Wars… I have no idea) and we were trying to retrieve some sort of key from them. Rin didn't appear until the second part of the dream, which was stated to be after the fight. Though in the meantime there was some sadist on the team, who while they were effective in dispatching the enemy also seemed to like digging the edge of a sharp knife into my hand. I have no idea who they were supposed to be either.

As for the one with Rin and Sakura the censor effect wasn't so heavy that I couldn't see the general shape of Rin's breasts, though their details were obscured

And in the last dream, when I actually got through to the cops and they were asking if what I had seen was really just a nightmare, I acknowledged that it could be, though I still wanted them to send help in case it wasn't. The fact that the dream was supposedly set in my hometown, but was on some windy road that I'd never been on before should have been my first clue that none of it was real.

Spinach
January 15th, 2016, 08:02 AM
6am fajitas

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 08:19 AM
let's play lol spin

Spinach
January 15th, 2016, 08:20 AM
good thing you didn't capitalize or i might have thought you were serious

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 08:22 AM
friend spin i am always serious

Spinach
January 15th, 2016, 08:23 AM
i'm sorry for implying otherwise

Peanut-007
January 15th, 2016, 08:34 AM
6am fajitas
Best kind of fajitas marmite.

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Fuck no
am i rite
not marmite
IM NOT FUCKING AUSTRALIAN YOU PIECE OF ELECTRONIC SHIT
I WILL BREAK YOUR FAMILY IN FRONT OF YOU

GhostDIGIT
January 15th, 2016, 08:49 AM
Not really into MLG vids but this was hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uUj_XDlrA8
I think they should've at least added in a "Deploying tactical nuke" line in it.

Spinach
January 15th, 2016, 08:54 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShpnDY5PVVE

Carnitas are good

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Like, super good. And extremely low effort to make. AND pork shoulder is cheap as shit. MMMMMMMMMM SO GOOD

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 08:58 AM
Carnitas are good
HNNNNGGGGGGG

Dullahan
January 15th, 2016, 08:59 AM
Not really into MLG vids but this was hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uUj_XDlrA8
I think they should've at least added in a "Deploying tactical nuke" line in it.

not very good imo

it lacks the manic energy and dubstep any true MLG video requires

Sesto
January 15th, 2016, 10:25 AM
work from home day. yay

Trubo
January 15th, 2016, 11:34 AM
Please read what I wrote after that before counter-arguing. In my country if you have a driver's licence, you have first aid training by default and you are required to offer it if:

Just curious, what country do you live in? Cause while that's something I like, the US doesn't do this, and if you don't specify a country when saying something I'm going to default to assuming you're talking about the US.

Edit: Unrelated, but did something change with how Youtube tags work now? Gives me a scrollable window with the linked video at top rather than just the video.

Five_X
January 15th, 2016, 11:36 AM
*Snow is a denizen of the vast, dry continent of Bhutan. The martial arts her people wield have no match in all the known world.

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 11:38 AM
Five is a filthy liar, she's from Croatia.

GhostDIGIT
January 15th, 2016, 11:39 AM
Damnit, Beamu, we could've had a lot of fun having him guess where she's from!

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 11:39 AM
No fun beyond this point

Five_X
January 15th, 2016, 11:40 AM
No fun beyond this point
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Ivan The Mouse
January 15th, 2016, 11:40 AM
My lips are chapped and I dunno why.

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 11:42 AM
__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ _____________________________________
The iron curtain has been drawn.

Gooooood

Skull
January 15th, 2016, 11:58 AM
Skull has arrived to spread fun and games. ^_^

GhostDIGIT
January 15th, 2016, 12:00 PM
Save us, Englishman!

Seika
January 15th, 2016, 12:09 PM
I'm not going to lie, I really enjoy trolling Homeric Analysts over Tumblr.

GhostDIGIT
January 15th, 2016, 12:12 PM
If there is to be no fun I must get this off my chest. I never really write anything except when it's an assignment which means I usually don't put that much effort into it. I want to write stuff but I waste time thinking it through in my head instead of just doing it. And lastly, my grammar sucks.

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I'm not going to lie, I really enjoy trolling Homeric Analysts over Tumblr.
Welcome to the dark side.

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 12:22 PM
I'm not going to lie, I really enjoy trolling Homeric Analysts over Tumblr.
In what ways do you troll them?

Nobody
January 15th, 2016, 12:30 PM
My stomach feels like its boiling. But eating all those chips was worth.

Also still waiting for my Air Conditioner to be installed. Sometime this month.

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 12:32 PM
Being a boy is fun.

Not.

Spinach
January 15th, 2016, 12:32 PM
Can confirm.

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 12:34 PM
Tokyo Otaku Mode is trying to lure me in with a 5x rewards points deal. No go, TOM. I know you're holding out on 20x rewards points, and I'm too poor to fall for less.

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 12:37 PM
Being a boy is fun.

Not.
source?

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Tokyo Otaku Mode is trying to lure me in with a 5x rewards points deal. No go, TOM. I know you're holding out on 20x rewards points, and I'm too poor to fall for less.
What is TOM?

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 12:37 PM
source?

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What is TOM?
Source is me being a boy for a day.

TOM is Tokyo Otaku Mode.

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 12:42 PM
You know what I mean

GhostDIGIT
January 15th, 2016, 12:46 PM
This guy is awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhLcm3uPCME
It just looks so amazing.

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 12:47 PM
What is TOM?

A site that takes your money and leaves you with tears and weeb goods

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 12:52 PM
Knife sank into my fingertip while cutting carrots. Wonder if it'll affect my fingerprint.

Kirby
January 15th, 2016, 12:54 PM
http://www.citylab.com/commute/2016/01/japan-keeps-this-defunct-train-station-running-for-just-one-passenger/423273/?utm_source=SFFB



‘For years, there’s only been one passenger waiting at the Kami-Shirataki train station in the northernmost island of Hokkaido, Japan: A high-school girl, on her way to class. The train stops there only twice a day—once to pick up the girl and again to drop her off after the school day is over.It sounds like a Hayao Miyazaki film. But according to CCTV News, it was a decision that Japan Railways—the group that operates the country’s railway network—made more than three years ago.

At that time, ridership at the Kami-Shirataki station had dramatically fallen because of its remote location, and freight service had ended there as well. Japan Railways was getting ready to shut the station down for good—until they noticed that it was still being used every day by the high-schooler. So they decided to keep the station open for her until she graduates. The company’s even adjusted the train’s timetable according to the girl’s schedule. The unnamed girl is expected to graduate this March, which is when the station will finally be closed.’

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 12:54 PM
Probably not. Finger skin slakes off faster than most other skin due to its frequent usage so it'll be replaced before it can get a real scar going.

Unless you cut it super deep, I guess.

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 12:56 PM
Probably not. Finger skin slakes off faster than most other skin due to its frequent usage so it'll be replaced before it can get a real scar going.

Unless you cut it super deep, I guess.
Not deep fortunately, but hurts like a motherfucker :(

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 12:57 PM
A site that takes your money and leaves you with tears and weeb goods
How good are the goods?

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Not deep fortunately, but hurts like a motherfucker :(
Glad it wasn't deeper at least.

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 12:57 PM
http://www.citylab.com/commute/2016/01/japan-keeps-this-defunct-train-station-running-for-just-one-passenger/423273/?utm_source=SFFB
Beautiful.

SeiKeo
January 15th, 2016, 12:59 PM
“Why should I not want to die for a country like this when the government is ready to go an extra mile just for me,” one commenter wrote on CCTV’s Facebook page.

Dullahan
January 15th, 2016, 12:59 PM
Beautiful.

Sadly it's not true

Kirby
January 15th, 2016, 01:00 PM
welp

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 01:00 PM
:(

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 01:02 PM
Too Miyazaki for real life

Kirby
January 15th, 2016, 01:04 PM
http://56.media.tumblr.com/051a72d4643bf6370b0a243519588432/tumblr_ng160e57DL1rsxqqio1_1280.jpg

GhostDIGIT
January 15th, 2016, 01:04 PM
Too Miyazaki for real life
His creations can never be reality.

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 01:05 PM
How good are the goods?


Good enough that I keep coming back. It's one of the only sites I really trust to be authentic merch, and if I'm gonna drop dumb amounts of money on figurines, etc, I'd rather be assured they're gonna be legit quality stuff instead of re-packaged knockoff quality-control-issues-galore from China.

Shipping's a bitch, but that's why I either hold out until I pass the free shipping threshhold ($100) on merch I want, and/or I wait for the 20x deals to purchase to stock up on rewards points and offset the shipping for smaller orders.

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http://56.media.tumblr.com/051a72d4643bf6370b0a243519588432/tumblr_ng160e57DL1rsxqqio1_1280.jpg

Incredible. Where can I purchase tiny instruments like this?

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 01:10 PM
They can be found in your heart.

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Good enough that I keep coming back. It's one of the only sites I really trust to be authentic merch, and if I'm gonna drop dumb amounts of money on figurines, etc, I'd rather be assured they're gonna be legit quality stuff instead of re-packaged knockoff quality-control-issues-galore from China.

Shipping's a bitch, but that's why I either hold out until I pass the free shipping threshhold ($100) on merch I want, and/or I wait for the 20x deals to purchase to stock up on rewards points and offset the shipping for smaller orders.
Do they have figurines

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 01:12 PM
My friend is getting me to watch this anime called Food Wars or something like that and I cant help but laugh because its like non-survivor's guilt Shirou AU

The protag even has ginger hair

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They very much do have figurines.

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 01:13 PM
Speaking of merch I'm seriously considering this.

http://www.redbubble.com/people/chocolateroy/works/11278050-brak-sabbath?grid_pos=1&p=t-shirt (http://www.redbubble.com/people/chocolateroy/works/11278050-brak-sabbath?grid_pos=1&p=t-shirt)

Brak <3

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 01:13 PM
My friend is getting me to watch this anime called Food Wars or something like that and I cant help but laugh because its like non-survivor's guilt Shirou AU

The protag even has ginger hair
must resist easy joke


They very much do have figurines.
are they figma

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 01:18 PM
They are. Well, they sell both figma and other figures.

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must resist easy joke


Iron Chef Fuyuki

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 01:24 PM
I would get Figma figurines if I had anywhere to put them.

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Iron Chef Fuyuki
it could have gone much worse

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 01:30 PM
The people in this anime are having orgasms over food

It's like Shirou's dream come true

Peanut-007
January 15th, 2016, 01:33 PM
The people in this anime are having orgasms over food

It's like Shirou's dream come true
Culinary black hole

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 01:34 PM
The people in this anime are having orgasms over food

It's like Shirou's dream come true
Have you seen Koufuku Graffiti?

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 01:37 PM
Nope

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 01:41 PM
It's like foodgasms in this show concentrated into its purest form.

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Check it out yo

Prix with a Silent X
January 15th, 2016, 01:48 PM
No more talking about food.

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 01:49 PM
Why would you say this food is good

Peanut-007
January 15th, 2016, 01:53 PM
food dissapears as you eat it but it never reappears maybe meals are like life
INSERT PRETENTIOUS SYMBOLISM HERE

Make this an anime?Y/N

SeiKeo
January 15th, 2016, 01:56 PM
No more talking about food.
I got Subway!

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 01:59 PM
I ate a pear and it made me sick.

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 02:02 PM
I have yet to actually eat anything today and am concerned over Prix's apparent hatred of ​the greatest thing

mAc Chaos
January 15th, 2016, 02:04 PM
i had rice and chicken

Skull
January 15th, 2016, 02:06 PM
I had fish & chips today.

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 02:08 PM
You horrible stereotype of a Brit

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 02:11 PM
Yolo buying Braum and then realizing he's f2p this week awkwaaaarddd.

SeiKeo
January 15th, 2016, 02:12 PM
braum...

is good

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i mean if you liked him when he's free you'd end up buying him anyways so

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 02:13 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYd8D804bT0
I want to be like Braum when I grow up.

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 02:21 PM
Will he make a man out of you?

SeiKeo
January 15th, 2016, 02:23 PM
http://i.imgur.com/5rNcYbZ.png

ajaja

Leftovers
January 15th, 2016, 02:25 PM
Go forth and Serve with Pride

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 02:25 PM
:/

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 02:27 PM
Does that actually have authority if you haven't lived in Singspore since you were a young child?

Dullahan
January 15th, 2016, 02:28 PM
Does that actually have authority if you haven't lived in Singspore since you were a young child?

you can take the tiger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the tiger

Five_X
January 15th, 2016, 02:32 PM
http://i.imgur.com/5rNcYbZ.png

ajaja

But you aren't even a citizen anymore...?

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 02:34 PM
you can take the merlion out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the merlion
.

SeiKeo
January 15th, 2016, 02:36 PM
But you aren't even a citizen anymore...?
not until they get my paperwork I'm not

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Does that actually have authority if you haven't lived in Singspore since you were a young child?
they sure as fuck can arrest me if I ignore it and then go back

Dullahan
January 15th, 2016, 02:37 PM
you could be BL's first legit fugitive

Five_X
January 15th, 2016, 02:37 PM
Oh, Leo~ :p

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 02:38 PM
live a life on the run

Kirby
January 15th, 2016, 02:38 PM
So are you, like, being drafted or something

SeiKeo
January 15th, 2016, 02:38 PM
live a life on the run
living in americaaaa

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 02:40 PM
Imagine yourself on the army tho...

uniforms...

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 02:40 PM
living in americaaaa


slow down there james brown

SeiKeo
January 15th, 2016, 02:43 PM
Imagine yourself on the army tho...

uniforms...
you realize how bad ours are

http://i.imgur.com/ZTy80vE.jpg

Dullahan
January 15th, 2016, 02:44 PM
if there's a war, you can keep up the proud Singapore tradition of surrendering to cyclists

SeiKeo
January 15th, 2016, 02:45 PM
if there's a war, you can keep up the proud Singapore tradition of surrendering to cyclists
http://i.imgur.com/IINYBGl.jpg

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 02:46 PM
you realize how bad ours are
The formal ones don't look half bad if google's not fooling me.

SeiKeo
January 15th, 2016, 02:50 PM
http://puu.sh/mwT0e/55c29bfde0.jpg

http://puu.sh/mwSYh/595545487e.jpg

Five_X
January 15th, 2016, 02:52 PM
http://puu.sh/mwT0e/55c29bfde0.jpg

http://puu.sh/mwSYh/595545487e.jpg

*tips fedora*

lah

Dullahan
January 15th, 2016, 02:54 PM
*tips fedora*

lah

m'lahdie

SeiKeo
January 15th, 2016, 02:54 PM
http://puu.sh/mwTi2/934791bee9.png

2Bad
January 15th, 2016, 02:55 PM
not until they get my paperwork I'm not

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they sure as fuck can arrest me if I ignore it and then go back

Do we have an extradition agreement with Singapore

Dullahan
January 15th, 2016, 02:55 PM
adverse gastronomical consequences

SeiKeo
January 15th, 2016, 02:57 PM
Do we have an extradition agreement with Singapore
ARTICLE 6

A fugitive criminal shall not be surrendered if the crime or offence in respect of which his surrender is demanded is one of a political character, or if he proves that the requisition for his surrender has, in fact, been made with a view to try or punish him for a crime or offence of a political character.

me imo

Dullahan
January 15th, 2016, 02:58 PM
now you just gotta figure out how to get a book deal out of this

SeiKeo
January 15th, 2016, 03:01 PM
http://puu.sh/mwTH4/2400e4bc52.png

2Bad
January 15th, 2016, 03:03 PM
Apparently we will extradite for bigamy

SeiKeo
January 15th, 2016, 03:07 PM
http://i.imgur.com/w7LtwrO.jpg

Magus
January 15th, 2016, 03:52 PM
Caught someone cheating on a vocabulary quiz in a class I was acting as a substitute teacher for today.

Skull
January 15th, 2016, 03:54 PM
How old were they?

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 03:55 PM
Did you publicly shame them?

Peanut-007
January 15th, 2016, 03:56 PM
Did you hang draw and quarter them for treason?

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 03:59 PM
BRAUM IS AWESOME!

SeiKeo
January 15th, 2016, 04:01 PM
HEH, HEH-HE!

Magus
January 15th, 2016, 04:12 PM
How old were they?

11th Grade, Honors Section… though my school has eliminated most prerequisites for classes, so people who aren't really cut out for them can get into Honors and AP sections these days.

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 04:14 PM
But did you publicly shame them is the real question.

Magus
January 15th, 2016, 04:16 PM
Did you publically shame them?

Well, when I pretty much say, "What's this? Why do you have a marked quiz from another class section under your paper?" that's pretty much a direct accusation of cheating / public shaming.

Unfortunately, I'm not the best with keeping names and faces straight in my mind when I first meet people, and as I confirmed the copying later in the class and saw a student with their phone out I told them they were in enough trouble already - except now I was accusing the wrong person, one just seated in the same section of the classroom, while the culprit was still down in the office, explaining their side of the story. I apologized for the mistake - but it also made my accusation of cheating on the true culprit's part clear to the rest of the class.

GhostDIGIT
January 15th, 2016, 04:18 PM
At least you didn't give a lecture to the class on how cheating is bad.

Magus
January 15th, 2016, 04:20 PM
Did you hang draw and quarter them for treason?

No. I just wrote up and submitted a disciplinary referral, and presented the evidence of their cheating to the assistant principal after school (including both quizzes), along with leaving a note to their regular teacher about the incident.

Though since another word for proctoring tests is to "invigilate" them you could say I've pretty much "EXTERMINATED" their grade on that quiz. You know, like the Daleks. Since my brother started studying in Canada (where he learned the word "inviigilate"), the Dalek Test Invigilator has been a running joke between us.

INVIGILATE! INVIGILATE! INVIGILATE!
WHAT? CHEATER!
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

After all, think of how much cheating would go down if Daleks were the test proctors.

Magus
January 15th, 2016, 04:33 PM
But it's annoying how much our ability to enforce discipline has been neutered as of late. A state law now prohibits students from "being denied their education for disciplinary reasons", save for the most severe incidents. The rationale was that minority students and those with disabilities were at greater and unfair risk of being repeatedly suspended. But when suspension is now mostly gone, there's nothing left to punish students who repeatedly refuse to serve their detentions… so if they know about this, a student can pretty much say to your face that they won't go to the detention.

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 04:35 PM
HEH, HEH-HE!
But he iiiiiisss!

Nobody
January 15th, 2016, 04:36 PM
But it's annoying how much our ability to enforce discipline has been neutered as of late. A state law now prohibits students from "being denied their education for disciplinary reasons", save for the most severe incidents. The rationale was that minority students and those with disabilities were at greater and unfair risk of being repeatedly suspended. But when suspension is now mostly gone, there's nothing left to punish students who repeatedly refuse to serve their detentions… so if they know about this, a student can pretty much say to your face that they won't go to the detention.
You guys don't have all-day suspension (forgot the name for it)? Where you get sent to a designated area until the next class period? It's what they did for the usual detention-earned students at my high-school. And it can't be a Florida only thing.

And is anybody still watching Pretty Little Liars? I want to know if it's trainwreck enough for me to watch. I've given up on it being good-interesting.

SeiKeo
January 15th, 2016, 04:39 PM
But he iiiiiisss!
Oh, I agree, my favorite support for "fuck this game I'm just going to sit on the ADC and afk"

mAc Chaos
January 15th, 2016, 04:40 PM
#NewYorkValues

Magus
January 15th, 2016, 04:40 PM
You guys don't have all-day suspension (forgot the name for it)? Where you get sent to a designated area until the next class period? It's what they did for the usual detention-earned students at my high-school. And it can't be a Florida only thing.

I think that nominally exists still, but any sort of suspension / removal from one's normal education is now legally reserved for severe incidents - refusing to attend detention is not sufficient to trigger a suspension under the law.

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 04:41 PM
#NewYorkValues
is this a thing now

GhostDIGIT
January 15th, 2016, 04:41 PM
#NewYorkValues
Trump again, huh. Was hapenin'?

mAc Chaos
January 15th, 2016, 04:43 PM
is this a thing now

new york, new york

Magus
January 15th, 2016, 04:44 PM
Lots of unqualified students are in our AP classes now too. A well-known ranking system for high schools only considers the number of students in AP classes, and not how many actually pass, so it's suspected that this is why our principal waived pretty much all grade prerequisites a year or two ago. Scores and class discipline have suffered since. The perverse incentives for administrators to elevate the school's ranking do not align with good educational practices.

GhostDIGIT
January 15th, 2016, 04:44 PM
Yup, it's a thing and it's trending.

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 04:48 PM
Trump again, huh. Was hapenin'?
The revolution's happening in Neeew Yoooooooork

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new york, new york
they named it twice

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Goddammit Twitter.

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 05:09 PM
Oh, I agree, my favorite support for "fuck this game I'm just going to sit on the ADC and afk"

Hmmm

Prix with a Silent X
January 15th, 2016, 05:39 PM
I have yet to actually eat anything today and am concerned over Prix's apparent hatred of ​the greatest thing

It has offended me and will be presumed guilty until proven innocent.

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 05:40 PM
This is tyranny of the highest caliber.

How is one offended by fooooooood

Spinach
January 15th, 2016, 05:40 PM
TODAY I COOK CARNITAS

AND I WILL HAVE LEFTOVERS TO LAST ME DAYS

ALL ARE INVITED TO DINNER

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 05:41 PM
'Ooooh omg you played Braum and you have least gold in the game noob'

I just love my friends.

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Scapegoat for every game fml.

Prix with a Silent X
January 15th, 2016, 05:42 PM
This is tyranny of the highest caliber.

How is one offended by fooooooood

You should ask it. It is the one who offended me. Nothing gross happened but I felt so sick for hours earlier that I wanted to cry and I'm blaming food.


TODAY I COOK CARNITAS

AND I WILL HAVE LEFTOVERS TO LAST ME DAYS

ALL ARE INVITED TO DINNER

Is carnitas pork?

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 05:44 PM
AND I WILL HAVE LEFTOVERS TO LAST ME DAYS
mods shouldn't kidnap and cannibalize other mods

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You should ask it. It is the one who offended me. Nothing gross happened but I felt so sick for hours earlier that I wanted to cry and I'm blaming food.
What did you eat that was horrible?

Prix with a Silent X
January 15th, 2016, 05:44 PM
mods shouldn't kidnap and cannibalize other mods

Seconded. I agree that we should not cannibalize others. However, it has been determined that Spinach is a vegetable. Vegetables are healthy, so I have determined that he may be the solution to my healthy eating problems.

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 05:44 PM
l-lewd

Prix with a Silent X
January 15th, 2016, 05:45 PM
What did you eat that was horrible?

I think it is just that I am too old to only eat pizza and an apple over the course of a day. I also had soda, so I guess you were right about at least one thing.

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l-lewd

I'm not being lewd. I'm being dangerous.

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 05:45 PM
Spinach is a vegetable. Vegetables are healthy, so I have determined that he may be the solution to my healthy eating problems.
lewd

Prix with a Silent X
January 15th, 2016, 05:46 PM
lewd

No.

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 05:47 PM
I also had soda, so I guess you were right about at least one thing.

L'eau est magnifique

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 05:48 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StlMdNcvCJo
it me again

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 05:48 PM
No.
Dangerous.

Prix with a Silent X
January 15th, 2016, 05:48 PM
L'eau est magnifique

What's l'eau?

GhostDIGIT
January 15th, 2016, 05:48 PM
Food is serious business.

Prix with a Silent X
January 15th, 2016, 05:48 PM
Dangerous.

YES

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 05:48 PM
I'm not being lewd. I'm being dangerous.
As lewd expert I judge this as easily mistakable for lewd.

Prix with a Silent X
January 15th, 2016, 05:50 PM
As lewd expert I judge this as easily mistakable for lewd.

You are the lewd expert? You must tell me about your expertise. It might be useful for writing in future.

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 05:50 PM
What's l'eau?
Water.

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You are the lewd expert? You must tell me about your expertise. It might be useful for writing in future.
I knew it

lewd

Prix with a Silent X
January 15th, 2016, 05:51 PM
I knew it

lewd

I only asked for future reference.

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 05:52 PM
You are the lewd expert? You must tell me about your expertise. It might be useful for writing in future.
Others might profess as such but they're wrong. Accepting inquiries.

Prix with a Silent X
January 15th, 2016, 05:53 PM
Others might profess as such but they're wrong. Accepting inquiries.

Excellent. I will compile a list of questions.

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 05:56 PM
I only asked for future reference.
This is how the slippery slope starts

GhostDIGIT
January 15th, 2016, 05:58 PM
You are the lewd expert? You must tell me about your expertise. It might be useful for writing in future.
Oh my.

Prix with a Silent X
January 15th, 2016, 05:58 PM
This is how the slippery slope starts

You would know?

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 05:59 PM
This is how the slippery slope starts

implying lewd is bad

Prix with a Silent X
January 15th, 2016, 05:59 PM
Oh my.

(I'm bad at writing sexy stuff. It's embarrassing.)

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 06:00 PM
You would know?
No, but just you wait.

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implying lewd is bad
I never said that

GhostDIGIT
January 15th, 2016, 06:00 PM
(I'm bad at writing sexy stuff. It's embarrassing.)
This means you've tried. What was the pairing you tried to write?

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 06:00 PM
(I'm bad at writing sexy stuff. It's embarrassing.)
It would be among the most verbose porn ever written.

Prix with a Silent X
January 15th, 2016, 06:01 PM
I never said that

The slippery slope awaits us all in the end.

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It would be among the most verbose porn ever written.

Listen. Do you want to fight?

I do my best.

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 06:02 PM
Verbose is okay.

GhostDIGIT
January 15th, 2016, 06:03 PM
Say, beamu, weren't your first posts you writing lemons?

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 06:05 PM
Listen. Do you want to fight?


Fight, fight, fight

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 06:05 PM
Say, beamu, weren't your first posts you writing lemons?
we don't talk about that never bring it up again

Prix with a Silent X
January 15th, 2016, 06:06 PM
Say, beamu, weren't your first posts you writing lemons?

TELL ON HIM. Do it. Talk about his writing instead.

GhostDIGIT
January 15th, 2016, 06:07 PM
we don't talk about that never bring it up again
Why? Are you ashamed?

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TELL ON HIM. Do it. Talk about his writing instead.
That'd actually be a bit too cruel.

Fel
January 15th, 2016, 06:07 PM
(I'm bad at writing sexy stuff. It's embarrassing.)
that never stopped nasu

Prix with a Silent X
January 15th, 2016, 06:09 PM
That'd actually be a bit too cruel.

Listen, he walked himself into this trap. You are not being cruel. You are meting out justice. You are acting as the hands of fate.


that never stopped nasu

We don't encourage that kind of sexy things writing.

I wrote kissing yesterday. It was weird.

SeiKeo
January 15th, 2016, 06:11 PM
Just have one lover murder the other or something before the relationship really comes to a head

GhostDIGIT
January 15th, 2016, 06:11 PM
Listen, he walked himself into this trap. You are not being cruel. You are meting out justice. You are acting as the hands of fate.
I can't do such a cruel thing to a friend.

We don't encourage that kind of sexy things writing.

I wrote kissing yesterday. It was weird.
That's a bit too much don'tcha think?

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 06:11 PM
You never ask me for sexy writing advice :(

...oh wait, yes you do. I remember because you always get mad at me for starting with a flippant joke.

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 06:11 PM
I'm okay with writing the bow chika wow wow but getting there is hard. You know, emotions and stuff.

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 06:11 PM
We don't encourage that kind of sexy things writing.

I wrote kissing yesterday. It was weird.
The kissing was fine.

Snow
January 15th, 2016, 06:12 PM
ha ha who am I kidding I can't write

GhostDIGIT
January 15th, 2016, 06:12 PM
You never ask me for sexy writing advice :(

...oh wait, yes you do. I remember because you always get mad at me for starting with a flippant joke.
...This is gonna be good.

Gl❀w
January 15th, 2016, 06:12 PM
I'm okay with writing the bow chika wow wow but getting there is hard.

yeah it is

just Beamu
January 15th, 2016, 06:13 PM
...oh wait, yes you do. I remember because you always get mad at me for starting with a flippant joke.
You respond to her with a flippant joke or you advise her to start off with a flippant joke?