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Five_X
March 17th, 2016, 05:14 AM
Separation City
is this an actual place
Gl❀w
March 17th, 2016, 05:20 AM
http://i.imgur.com/XeYeT9l.jpg
oh hey its the optimal level of spin beard tbh
Five_X
March 17th, 2016, 05:24 AM
It's not optimal Spinbeard until it goes down to his feet and curls upwards, dragging along and collecting dust as he walks around the grand halls of an empty library, searching for tomes not seen in centuries.
Strife ❤️
March 17th, 2016, 05:26 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdrLveqVIAABJpz.jpg:large
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me on the left
Gl❀w
March 17th, 2016, 05:27 AM
disagree
now excuse me while i go kill my liver with migraine meds some more
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disagree with five
strife u da cutest
Nacho the Doritosedge
March 17th, 2016, 05:32 AM
Tch, time to go to sleep...
Snow
March 17th, 2016, 05:32 AM
is this an actual place
Division City would've been better.
But yeah, one of the synonyms for division/separation is the exact name of Snows hometown, yay!
Also the name of a certain desert with ice cream and tropical fruit.
Clever Puns, you see.
Spinach
March 17th, 2016, 05:34 AM
oh hey its the optimal level of spin beard tbh
rude imo
Gl❀w
March 17th, 2016, 05:35 AM
Tch, time to go to sleep...
i was asleep
i was woken up by my head trying to murder me
Zurvan
March 17th, 2016, 05:38 AM
i was asleep
i was woken up by my head trying to murder me
Drug it up, show your head who's boss
Marmadillo
March 17th, 2016, 05:47 AM
Knock it unconscious.
Gl❀w
March 17th, 2016, 05:53 AM
Knock it unconscious.
i would dearly wish
Five_X
March 17th, 2016, 05:55 AM
Division City would've been better.
I'm pretty sure I got a badge in a Pokemon League from there once.
Snow
March 17th, 2016, 06:24 AM
I'm pretty sure I got a badge in a Pokemon League from there once.
Do you recall passing by a tall hot and talented female trainer that day?
Yes, I
was her Jigglypuff!
Gl❀w
March 17th, 2016, 06:26 AM
Do you recall passing by a tall hot and talented female trainer that day?
Yes, I
was her Jigglypuff!ur singing is so beautiful
Spinach
March 17th, 2016, 06:42 AM
Wake up around 1am (after going to bed at around 10pm), drink coffee at around 2:30am, alright time to take a nap at 5:40am
this is one hell of a fucked sleep schedule
Gl❀w
March 17th, 2016, 06:44 AM
Wake up around 1am (after going to bed at around 10pm), drink coffee at around 2:30am, alright time to take a nap at 5:40am
this is one hell of a fucked sleep schedule
same but switch to pm and no coffee
Marmadillo
March 17th, 2016, 06:47 AM
Hmm, anyone have a good remedy for procrastination?
Gl❀w
March 17th, 2016, 06:48 AM
oh hey
happy st. patrick's day, everyone!
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Hmm, anyone have a good remedy for procrastination?
kill your ego and self-expecations
Spinach
March 17th, 2016, 06:52 AM
oh hey
happy st. patrick's day, everyone!
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kill your ego and self-expecations
An excuse to drink has come...
Gl❀w
March 17th, 2016, 07:05 AM
have a photo of my beloved dublin
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/249390_10151074109930194_1549831502_n.jpg?oh=f67a0 940e4388507ff4524a688d6bdcf&oe=57958BD4
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and beautiful newgrange
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/599093_10151074115380194_366094263_n.jpg?oh=12e745 162ca3b2079fcba719138a12a5&oe=5793DB3D
Marmadillo
March 17th, 2016, 07:58 AM
kill your ego and self-expecations
well, I expect to keep my job :p
Gl❀w
March 17th, 2016, 08:14 AM
well, I expect to keep my job :p
this sounds like a p good reason to stop procrastinating to me
Spinach
March 17th, 2016, 08:16 AM
Lay in bed for an hour without ever dozing off
Great nap we did it guys good job
Marmadillo
March 17th, 2016, 08:26 AM
this sounds like a p good reason to stop procrastinating to me
you'd think so
but i'm realllly good at procrastinating :)
Gl❀w
March 17th, 2016, 08:30 AM
you'd think so
but i'm realllly good at procrastinating :)
adderall?
Marmadillo
March 17th, 2016, 08:36 AM
gotta make a call
GhostDIGIT
March 17th, 2016, 08:39 AM
Dear god, magic is overpowered. Damn Drake went down in two maelstroms.
Neir
March 17th, 2016, 08:47 AM
7:40 am train, people already horrendously drunk
sasuga st Patrick's day
Five_X
March 17th, 2016, 08:51 AM
have a photo of my beloved dublin
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/249390_10151074109930194_1549831502_n.jpg?oh=f67a0 940e4388507ff4524a688d6bdcf&oe=57958BD4
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and beautiful newgrange
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/599093_10151074115380194_366094263_n.jpg?oh=12e745 162ca3b2079fcba719138a12a5&oe=5793DB3D
Eiraboo pls get out
2Bad
March 17th, 2016, 09:07 AM
Ireland is in fact cool Five
Spinach
March 17th, 2016, 09:09 AM
I gvie the fuck up
Zurvan
March 17th, 2016, 09:11 AM
I actually wanted to take a trip to Ireland, anyone have some good tips where I should go/what I should do there?
And Rodyle your avatar is killing BL Jesus
Petrikow
March 17th, 2016, 09:15 AM
I gvie the fuck up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s
Snow
March 17th, 2016, 09:17 AM
St Patrick's day, green, Jay is green, have a Jay!
http://i.imgur.com/9RSZldA.jpg
SeiKeo
March 17th, 2016, 09:19 AM
literal meme holiday
Five_X
March 17th, 2016, 09:25 AM
Ireland is in fact cool Five
Not in fair old England, alas.
Prix with a Silent X
March 17th, 2016, 09:27 AM
Not in fair old England, alas.
You are allowed to think for yourself, friend Five. Admit that Ireland is beautiful.
2Bad
March 17th, 2016, 09:29 AM
Not in fair old England, alas.
And what good is England, it's full of the English
SeiKeo
March 17th, 2016, 09:30 AM
And what good is England, it's full of the English
At least it's not Irish
2Bad
March 17th, 2016, 09:31 AM
The last true Europeans
Zurvan
March 17th, 2016, 09:33 AM
The last true Europeans
what
Five_X
March 17th, 2016, 09:33 AM
You are allowed to think for yourself, friend Five. Admit that Ireland is beautiful.
Northern Ireland is ok
2Bad
March 17th, 2016, 09:34 AM
Northern Ireland is ok
an illegitimate political entity imo
Seika
March 17th, 2016, 09:37 AM
Ireland is a place of I Don't Want To Joke About This Because Of History.
I will rip the piss out of American Eiraboos, though.
Spinach
March 17th, 2016, 09:40 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s
I'll do my best
Five_X
March 17th, 2016, 09:42 AM
I once worked with an Irish nationalist who believed that the island would eventually be united because the Catholics would out-breed and overrun the Protestants.
It runs deep.
Seika
March 17th, 2016, 09:44 AM
I once worked with an Irish nationalist who believed that the island would eventually be united because the Catholics would out-breed and overrun the Protestants.
It runs deep.
I have twelve first cousins on the Catholic side of my family and none on the other.
Snow
March 17th, 2016, 09:45 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idLQ26P9dpQ
Marmadillo
March 17th, 2016, 09:45 AM
have a photo of my beloved dublin
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/249390_10151074109930194_1549831502_n.jpg?oh=f67a0 940e4388507ff4524a688d6bdcf&oe=57958BD4
"Hey, I've been there" is such a great feeling.
Cruor
March 17th, 2016, 09:45 AM
Ireland is a place of I Don't Want To Joke About This Because Of History.
I will rip the piss out of American Eiraboos, though.
uguu my irish family got deported from armagh and NI for being terorists
Spinach
March 17th, 2016, 09:46 AM
I once worked with an Irish nationalist who believed that the island would eventually be united because the Catholics would out-breed and overrun the Protestants.
It runs deep.
Me talking about Protestants
http://i.imgur.com/IcdjqCQ.png
Five_X
March 17th, 2016, 09:51 AM
Bridge talking about Protestants
http://i.imgur.com/IcdjqCQ.png
Fixed.
Spinach
March 17th, 2016, 09:52 AM
see I don't appreciate you implying that only Bridge can come from a Catholic family...
Five_X
March 17th, 2016, 09:52 AM
He's more pure.
Spinach
March 17th, 2016, 09:54 AM
Bridge: jerks off to nuns
Me: gets angry at porn of TM Jeanne
I'm actually the more pure one
2Bad
March 17th, 2016, 09:56 AM
I didn't know Spin liked FE
Cruor
March 17th, 2016, 09:57 AM
five are you forgetting spin's italian mafia background
he was talking about doing 'paperwork' to get a lot of money about a month ago
SeiKeo
March 17th, 2016, 09:57 AM
Bridge: jerks off to nuns
Me: gets angry at porn of TM Jeanne
I'm actually the more pure one
It doesn't count if you get angry while jerking off.
Spinach
March 17th, 2016, 09:59 AM
I didn't know Spin liked FE
Nephenee best girl across entire franchise
http://i.imgur.com/kK9FCOq.png
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It doesn't count if you get angry while jerking off.
Let's not do the thing where everything Spinach says is a joke.
Zurvan
March 17th, 2016, 09:59 AM
You tell yourself that, one day someone will believe you
SeiKeo
March 17th, 2016, 10:00 AM
Let's not do the thing where everything Spinach says is a joke.
Did I ever say you weren't serious about being angry.
Spinach
March 17th, 2016, 10:01 AM
Did I ever say you weren't serious about being angry.
You're hurting me.
Cruor
March 17th, 2016, 10:02 AM
Nephenee best girl across entire franchise
http://i.imgur.com/kK9FCOq.png
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Let's not do the thing where everything Spinach says is a joke.
why do you hate lewd jeanne
SeiKeo
March 17th, 2016, 10:02 AM
You're hurting me.
Explain to me how Jeannu porn isn't just itching your NTR fetish from a different angle
Spinach
March 17th, 2016, 10:04 AM
why do you hate lewd jeanne
Does that really need explaining.
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Explain to me how Jeannu porn isn't just itching your NTR fetish from a different angle
No...
Zurvan
March 17th, 2016, 10:08 AM
lewd jeannu where
Daiki
March 17th, 2016, 10:08 AM
Each time someone faps to lewd jeanne someone else in Domrémy-La-Pucelle commits suicide.
Spinach
March 17th, 2016, 10:09 AM
Look at that, you beasts without morals or sense have summoned up Daiki with your rampant defilement of a saint.
Zurvan
March 17th, 2016, 10:10 AM
So we did a good thing?
Marmadillo
March 17th, 2016, 10:10 AM
btw is there some good Martha porn?
Five_X
March 17th, 2016, 10:13 AM
Look at that, you beasts without morals or sense have summoned up Daiki with your rampant defilement of a saint.
So if we continue that means he'll stay! :3
Snow
March 17th, 2016, 10:14 AM
'oh omg heres a female famous for her chastity I KNOW lets have her bounce on a nondescript dickboi hnnng so hot'
Cruor
March 17th, 2016, 10:16 AM
'oh omg heres a female famous for her chastity I KNOW lets have her bounce on a nondescript dickboi hnnng so hot'
believe it or not this happened even before tm when people wondered whether she was raped in prison
SeiKeo
March 17th, 2016, 10:16 AM
'oh omg heres a female famous for her chastity I KNOW lets have her bounce on a nondescript dickboi hnnng so hot'
Yeah
Zurvan
March 17th, 2016, 10:19 AM
Am I missing out on stuff here?
Is it normal to watch animu porn?
Does everyone here do that?
Daiki
March 17th, 2016, 10:19 AM
'oh omg heres a female famous for her chastity I KNOW lets have her bounce on a nondescript dickboi hnnng so hot'
It's fine if the dickboi is as cute, if not more than her.
Marmadillo
March 17th, 2016, 10:19 AM
'oh omg heres a female famous for her chastity I KNOW lets have her bounce on a nondescript dickboi hnnng so hot'
virgin sex with the taboo as a bonus, what's not to like
Snow
March 17th, 2016, 10:19 AM
Porn of everything being a reality of life doesn't mean I can't say it's shit and question your life choices if you hapen to fap to it.
GhostDIGIT
March 17th, 2016, 10:20 AM
Fetishes are weird, man.
Sesto
March 17th, 2016, 10:21 AM
btw is there some good Martha porn?
there's this one artist who has drawn a bunch of pov images of her
must be nice to be able to make your own self-insert porn
Five_X
March 17th, 2016, 10:22 AM
'oh omg heres a female famous for her chastity I KNOW lets have her bounce on a nondescript dickboi hnnng so hot'
Hey hey hey
I take offence to "nondescript" here tyvm
Daiki
March 17th, 2016, 10:24 AM
Does everyone here do that?
Ain't that a given?
doesn't mean I can't say it's shit and question your life choices if you hapen to fap to it.
Please don't do that.
Zurvan
March 17th, 2016, 10:25 AM
Ain't that a given?
Well, this is a porn forum in some ways I suppose. I shouldn't be surprised
Marmadillo
March 17th, 2016, 10:26 AM
and question your life choices if you hapen to fap to it.
Yeah... you'll need some strong arguments for this one.
Five_X
March 17th, 2016, 10:27 AM
I actually can't believe this was four years ago:
http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/2761-Breakfast-at-Kotomine-s-%28F-SN-Lancer-x-Jeanne-lemon%29
Time goes by too fast :(
Daiki
March 17th, 2016, 10:30 AM
go die
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please
I imagine it still applies?
SeiKeo
March 17th, 2016, 10:31 AM
Clearly.
Snow
March 17th, 2016, 10:34 AM
My silent judging of Jeannefappers cannot be stopped or regulated, sorry.
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Yeah... you'll need some strong arguments for this one.
That hairstyle is absolutely horrendous. Have you no taste?
Marmadillo
March 17th, 2016, 10:35 AM
That hairstyle is absolutely horrendous. Have you no taste?
If this is what you meant, then okay.
Snow
March 17th, 2016, 10:36 AM
If this is what you meant, then okay.
One of my points.
Prix with a Silent X
March 17th, 2016, 10:36 AM
Porn of everything being a reality of life doesn't mean I can't say it's shit and question your life choices if you hapen to fap to it.
It's okay, I agree with you, Snow.
A "strong argument" for it, when the person's chastity was centered on a conscious decision that they stuck to, is that the fetish has far less to do with the fact that someone has never had sex before and far more to do with overpowering that famous chaste person's will not to have sex. Even if you make it so it's consensual and not violent rape (because overcome with lust or whatever), when you're specifically getting off to "famous virgin loses virginity," it seems pretty centered around the denial of that famous virgin's will and autonomy in a sexual way, which is by definition kinda rapey.
And what Snow said.
Five_X
March 17th, 2016, 10:36 AM
Clearly.
This chatbot writes some pretty good lewd stuff, in my opinion.
Snow
March 17th, 2016, 10:37 AM
It's okay, I agree with you, Snow.
A "strong argument" for it, when the person's chastity was centered on a conscious decision that they stuck to, is that the fetish has far less to do with the fact that someone has never had sex before and far more to do with overpowering that famous chaste person's will not to have sex. Even if you make it so it's consensual and not violent rape (because overcome with lust or whatever), when you're specifically getting off to "famous virgin loses virginity," it seems pretty centered around the denial of that famous virgin's will and autonomy in a sexual way, which is by definition kinda rapey.
And what Snow said.
Put that much better than I ever could Prix, thank you.
Sesto
March 17th, 2016, 10:40 AM
jeanne is just attractive who cares about the virginity stuff
Prix with a Silent X
March 17th, 2016, 10:41 AM
jeanne is just attractive who cares about the virginity stuff
This is exactly the point. She cared, apparently, and that's more important than what someone else thinks about it.
Snow
March 17th, 2016, 10:42 AM
jeanne is just attractive who cares about the virginity stuff
She's practically the same as any other Takeuchi female but with a stupid hairstyle. But I guess even in the world of sameface there are those superior to others, such as Okita.
Marmadillo
March 17th, 2016, 10:43 AM
A "strong argument" for it, when the person's chastity was centered on a conscious decision that they stuck to, is that the fetish has far less to do with the fact that someone has never had sex before and far more to do with overpowering that famous chaste person's will not to have sex. Even if you make it so it's consensual and not violent rape (because overcome with lust or whatever), when you're specifically getting off to "famous virgin loses virginity," it seems pretty centered around the denial of that famous virgin's will and autonomy in a sexual way, which is by definition kinda rapey.
Rape is an actual crime not an imagined one. The strong argument is tying together fantasies with the possibility of this person some day trying to accomplish them in real life as a direct cause and effect, which would maybe warrant moral judgement.
Five_X
March 17th, 2016, 10:44 AM
This is why people have to embrace the superiority of Koyama females. Like Aoko.
Snow
March 17th, 2016, 10:44 AM
Rape is an actual crime not an imagined one. The strong argument is tying together fantasies with the possibility of this person some day trying to accomplish it in real life as a direct cause and effect, which would maybe warrant moral judgement.
I think you're reading way to much into what I said, half-jokingly.
Prix with a Silent X
March 17th, 2016, 10:45 AM
She's practically the same as any other Takeuchi female but with a stupid hairstyle. But I guess even in the world of sameface there are those superior to others, such as Okita.
Didn't you know, Snow, all anime waifus are just their hairstyle and set dressing? But that stuff is real important...
Zurvan
March 17th, 2016, 10:45 AM
*Grabs popcorn*
Five_X
March 17th, 2016, 10:46 AM
Didn't you know, Snow, all anime waifus are just their hairstyle and set dressing? But that stuff is real important...
This offends me on many levels, I love my waifu because she's beautiful on the inside too.
Sesto
March 17th, 2016, 10:46 AM
This is exactly the point. She cared, apparently, and that's more important than what someone else thinks about it.
uh, sure, i'm just saying, some people just like her because she's attractive. not because they're getting off to "famous virgin losing virginity"
Marmadillo
March 17th, 2016, 10:47 AM
I think you're reading way to much into what I said, half-jokingly.
Yes, you made that clear, I've no gripe with you.
SeiKeo
March 17th, 2016, 10:47 AM
uh, sure, i'm just saying, some people
" "
Snow
March 17th, 2016, 10:47 AM
uh, sure, i'm just saying, some people just like her because she's attractive. not because they're getting off to "famous virgin losing virginity"
Well okay, you have a point there.
Zurvan
March 17th, 2016, 10:49 AM
Do we really need some deeper meaning for some pervy thoughts other than attractive girl is attractive?
The answer is no, not really
Sesto
March 17th, 2016, 10:50 AM
" "
what does " " mean
Prix with a Silent X
March 17th, 2016, 10:50 AM
Rape is an actual crime not an imagined one. The strong argument is tying together fantasies with the possibility of this person some day trying to accomplish them in real life as a direct cause and effect, which would maybe warrant moral judgement.
People can have fantasies that don't impact their actual lives, sure, but that doesn't mean that what motivates the fetish isn't based around the denial of someone's autonomy, which is all I pointed out.
SeiKeo
March 17th, 2016, 10:51 AM
what's " " mean
It was supposed to be a pair of quotes with eleven spaces between them, meaning that "some people" is, you know, but apparently BL doesn't let me do useless spaces.
Snow
March 17th, 2016, 10:51 AM
Do we really need some deeper meaning for some pervy thoughts other than attractive girl is attractive?
The answer is no, not really
You read the whole discussion?
Zurvan
March 17th, 2016, 10:52 AM
You read the whole discussion?
Of course not
Snow
March 17th, 2016, 10:52 AM
Of course not
okay um yea whatever
Daiki
March 17th, 2016, 10:52 AM
This is why people have to embrace the superiority of Koyama females. Like Aoko.
Or Rin, really.
SeiKeo
March 17th, 2016, 10:55 AM
This is why people have to embrace the superiority of Koyama females. Like Aoko.
unlucky for you because takeuchi's go art has been cuter than koyama's
Snow
March 17th, 2016, 10:55 AM
unlucky for you because takeuchi's go art has been cuter than koyama's
also samey
Daiki
March 17th, 2016, 10:56 AM
I mean, look at 'em dress and jewels.
unlucky for you because takeuchi's go art has been cuter than koyama's
if only it was cuter for tsuki re
2Bad
March 17th, 2016, 10:56 AM
Porn of everything being a reality of life doesn't mean I can't say it's shit and question your life choices if you hapen to fap to it.
Let me tell you about Maria the Virgin Witch
Kirby
March 17th, 2016, 10:56 AM
Touko doujins never
SeiKeo
March 17th, 2016, 10:57 AM
also samey
if i hated seeing the same cute over and over my kancolle art folder wouldn't be this big
Snow
March 17th, 2016, 10:57 AM
Let me tell you about Maria the Virgin Witch
Well she does kinda fall in love and shit.
Prix with a Silent X
March 17th, 2016, 10:58 AM
Let me tell you about Maria the Virgin Witch
Can you not?
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Well she does kinda fall in love and shit.
Wait this is an actual thing? I retract annoyance.
2Bad
March 17th, 2016, 10:59 AM
I can't decide for sure what the dumbest part of that show is but I think it's that at the end she'll still lose her magic if she has sex
2Bad
March 17th, 2016, 10:59 AM
It's not a very good show, but Taniguchi tried his best with the material
Snow
March 17th, 2016, 11:00 AM
I can't decide for sure what the dumbest part of that show is but I think it's that at the end she'll still lose her magic if she has sex
Well Maria is qt so I dunno.
2Bad
March 17th, 2016, 11:00 AM
Viv was the superior witch
Prix with a Silent X
March 17th, 2016, 11:03 AM
if i hated seeing the same cute over and over my kancolle art folder wouldn't be this big
Vote to call all TM waifus about whom the fapping boy doesn't care about her back story or personality "Takeuchi Barbie." Your set of which are your Takeuchi Barbies can vary, but then you can talk about how hot the Takeuchi Barbie of your choice is with no one getting mad at you because they can't guess which historical waifu's back story you don't care about if they actually, for some reason, care about her as a character.
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I can't decide for sure what the dumbest part of that show is but I think it's that at the end she'll still lose her magic if she has sex
There's so much sex magic in myths from everything. Surely whatever you're talking about is lies.
Sesto
March 17th, 2016, 11:05 AM
all the historical girls i love, i love them for both their appearance and personality/history
Snow
March 17th, 2016, 11:06 AM
Vote to call all TM waifus about whom the fapping boy and girl doesn't care about her back story or personality "Takeuchi Barbie." Your set of which are your Takeuchi Barbies can vary, but then you can talk about how hot the Takeuchi Barbie of your choice is with no one getting mad at you because they can't guess which historical waifu's back story you don't care about if they actually, for some reason, care about her as a character.
had to add that because Okita exists...
Snow
March 17th, 2016, 11:07 AM
Real Art In Anime Characters
what is
2Bad
March 17th, 2016, 11:08 AM
Let me tell you why my masturbation is REAL
Zurvan
March 17th, 2016, 11:09 AM
Let me tell you why my masturbation is REAL
Lets not
SeiKeo
March 17th, 2016, 11:09 AM
Let me tell you why my masturbation is REAL
I'm so fucked up.
Sesto
March 17th, 2016, 11:09 AM
Let me tell you why my masturbation is REAL
what anime characters do you love, rodyle
Daiki
March 17th, 2016, 11:10 AM
It always comes around
just Beamu
March 17th, 2016, 11:10 AM
You're too nice to be a boy tho.
Okay wow I'm hurt
i see how it is
Historia
March 17th, 2016, 11:10 AM
jeanne smut
And, that’s the one thing she hasn’t lost yet: her innocence - she happily smiles at me, probably not even knowing that the way she leans over makes her shirt press so tightly against her breasts, perfectly outlining their shape... yep, I can even tell the bra she’s wearing under that.
I am so glad she hasn’t got a uniform in a bigger size.
...
A little toss of her hips to the side, and she’s caught my eye. Why oh why can’t I resist? It’s like a siren’s call, except with her rump... so it’s not really a siren’s call at all, but it’s attractive enough to make me wander a few steps after her.
“Hey!” I call out, knowing the place here better than she does. “Look, lass, have you ever cooked before? I mean, real cooking, like the stuff these modern people do. You ever touch an oven? Kotomine fed me on takeaway pizza, and in-between I had to fend for myself. I think you’re going to be needing my help.”
Smooth catch, there. The real gentlemanly thing to do. I almost feel some guilt well up in my old, black heart at using her like this. She doesn’t even know what’s on my mind.
Still, those thighs...
...
I have the worst luck in the world.
Or, is it the best? I can’t tell right now. It’s difficult enough thinking straight at the moment, and I keep close to Jeanne, my fingertips brushing up against her smooth, oiled back as I begin to tie the knot of her apron. Just a few simple movements; I should be able to do this without a hitch. At least, that’s what I’m hoping, and hope isn’t usually worth much in the end.
I can smell the light shampoo she’s used in her hair, and my fingers more than once slip against her back, finding it harder and harder to get a decent grip on the strings of her apron.
That’s it. I can’t do this anymore.
My arms become limp, and acting on instinct they slide up her waist, holding her there gently. My lips caress her neck from behind, pressing kisses against her shivering skin. Maybe I should’ve done this earlier, maybe I shouldn’t have done this at all. But, what’s done is done, and there’s nothing I can do to stop it now.
My body presses closer to hers, my heart pounding. I need this.
“Ah...” It’s a nice gesture, that’s for sure - almost not something I’d expect from him. I mean, he’s a nice guy, but I didn’t take him for the noble type. “Lancer, I don’t want to ruin your shirt, I’ll just soak it through. Don’t worry about it, the apron is meant for this kind of thing.”
...
“Ah...” I gasp as he suddenly drops the apron’s strings, grabbing my waist as I feel his hot breath on my neck, which just as suddenly becomes warm lips...
I arch back against his warm body, pushing myself into him. He didn’t even bother to put his shirt back on, and I can easily feel the warmth of his chest against my back, conducted by the slick oil.
I haven’t even turned on any of the kitchen equipment, but I’m breaking out in sweat, only serving to make my body slipperier. In a sudden though, I throw a hand out in front of me, pushing all the cooking equipment to the side, not caring where it ended up. “Lancer...”
...
“Mmmmaaaaa, Lancer, God fuck me harder please,” I groan between loud breaths.
...
“Aaagh, mon Dieu,”
...
I talk back to him, even now, gasping like a fish out of water against the tile. “You’re, hhhhhhhgh, just like the English. I think the torchbearer enjoyed this as much as you seem to.”
...
What a sight. Laying there on the ground, skirt around your waist, panties around your leg, soaked in sweat, oil, and a man’s essence, Jeanne? Really, how far have you fallen[...]
For the record, I was writing Lancer, and he was writing Jeanne. Who certainly isn't a "Holy Virgin," ehehehehehe.
ehehehehehe.
ehehehehehe.
https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0333/48/1405161600274.gif
Prix with a Silent X
March 17th, 2016, 11:11 AM
all the historical girls i love, i love them for both their appearance and personality/history
I was considering pointing out how you might have a hard time with this policy given how much your love for nasu Marie has altered your perception of historical French nobility and the Revolution.
Sesto
March 17th, 2016, 11:14 AM
actually i read a biography with facts that altered my perception
Kirby
March 17th, 2016, 11:14 AM
Why are these things called food hacks
It's food, there's nothing to hack. This is literally just cheap cooking
SeiKeo
March 17th, 2016, 11:14 AM
Why are these things called food hacks
It's food, there's nothing to hack. This is literally just cheap cooking
It's like a life hack, except food.
Dullahan
March 17th, 2016, 11:15 AM
actually i read a biography with facts that altered my perception
'facts'
Sesto
March 17th, 2016, 11:17 AM
actually i read a well researched biography written by someone who, admittedly, sympathizes with marie
sorry guys i fixed it
Kirby
March 17th, 2016, 11:17 AM
It's like a life hack, except food.
Half of these are just regular recipes, except with pictures and no actual times or measurements.
Snow
March 17th, 2016, 11:18 AM
Mon Dieu
http://i.imgur.com/HvgUZej.gif
SeiKeo
March 17th, 2016, 11:19 AM
http://i.imgur.com/HvgUZej.gif
Frankly, I would absolutely rather Five never posted that again and deleted the thread, but I believe I told him I'd rather it not be public at the time either and well.
Prix with a Silent X
March 17th, 2016, 11:21 AM
actually i read a well researched biography written by someone who, admittedly, sympathizes with marie
sorry guys i fixed it
It's okay we all read fanfiction that sympathizes with our faves.
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Frankly, I would absolutely rather Five never posted that again and deleted the thread, but I believe I told him I'd rather it not be public at the time either and well.
You are responsible for that???
Dullahan
March 17th, 2016, 11:22 AM
It's okay we all read fanfiction that sympathizes with our faves.
be fair prix
at the very least marie actually does have a historical record
with gilgamesh, all you've got is literal fanfiction
Daiki
March 17th, 2016, 11:23 AM
Time to confess you sins leo
Snow
March 17th, 2016, 11:25 AM
be fair prix
at the very least marie actually does have a historical record
with gilgamesh, all you've got is literal fanfiction
when someone goes on stating that they base their political opinions on what's in the Epic of Gilgamesh it'll be a predicament
Five_X
March 17th, 2016, 11:25 AM
Frankly, I would absolutely rather Five never posted that again and deleted the thread, but I believe I told him I'd rather it not be public at the time either and well.
I expressly do not remember this, objection overruled.
Prix with a Silent X
March 17th, 2016, 11:25 AM
be fair prix
at the very least marie actually does have a historical record
with gilgamesh, all you've got is literal fanfiction
What do you think I was talking about? I'd never be unfair to dear Sesto.
Historia
March 17th, 2016, 11:26 AM
.
http://i.imgur.com/nNO1m6t.png
Prix with a Silent X
March 17th, 2016, 11:26 AM
when someone goes on stating that they base their political opinions on what's in the Epic of Gilgamesh it'll be a predicament
I read the Code of Hammurabi. Is that close? Anyway, bits of it were good but overall don't recommend.
Dullahan
March 17th, 2016, 11:27 AM
when someone goes on stating that they base their political opinions on what's in the Epic of Gilgamesh it'll be a predicament
build a wall around uruk, make the mexicans pay for it
SeiKeo
March 17th, 2016, 11:27 AM
I expressly do not remember this, objection overruled.
well no shit you don't remember it
Marmadillo
March 17th, 2016, 11:27 AM
actually i read a well researched biography written by someone who, admittedly, sympathizes with marie
sorry guys i fixed it
May I ask what did you read?
Zurvan
March 17th, 2016, 11:29 AM
The pecking order
Royalty gr8
peasants are peasants.
end of the book
Sesto
March 17th, 2016, 11:31 AM
when someone goes on stating that they base their political opinions on what's in the Epic of Gilgamesh it'll be a predicament
if the world was ruled by wise monarchs it'd be a better place
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May I ask what did you read?
http://www.amazon.com/Marie-Antoinette-Journey-Antonia-Fraser/dp/0385489498
Marmadillo
March 17th, 2016, 11:31 AM
if the world was ruled by wise monarchs it'd be a better place
You make me regret using caps
Five_X
March 17th, 2016, 11:32 AM
well no shit you don't remember it
Says the guy who says his own memory is bad... :p
just Beamu
March 17th, 2016, 11:32 AM
You make me regret using caps
What did you expect?
SeiKeo
March 17th, 2016, 11:34 AM
Says the guy who says his own memory is bad... :p
No, I'm just resorting to rather simple logic of "if he remembered he wouldn't have done it." Or so I hope.
Dullahan
March 17th, 2016, 11:35 AM
if the world was ruled by wise monarchs it'd be a better place
A more destructive deconstruction would align itself with such a brave rationality, given that its existing modes are overly cautious, endlessly qualifying and nuancing (good things, to be sure), waiting for “democracies to come” that may/will never come. Meanwhile, the poor and brainwashed continue to suffer in silence; meanwhile, our dominant and domineering traditions leave behind paths of destruction and smoldering embers, of genocides and holocausts and a disfigured Creation. Given this brave and ambitious rationality, what would be the most effective Revolutionary government? Plato was close to the mark: philosopher-rulers – or something like it: a group of the world's wisest people drawing on the most rigorous philosophical resources (deconstructive, feminist, ecological, etc. refer to, e.g., Manolopoulos, 2011: 43-44, n. 5) would form an oligarchical government – what I am presently calling a "Democratic Oligarchy of the Wise."
SeiKeo
March 17th, 2016, 11:38 AM
All Power To The Soviets
Daiki
March 17th, 2016, 11:39 AM
I watched Rose of Versailles, fuck the revolution imo
The guillotine is a marvelous invention, isn't it?
Sesto
March 17th, 2016, 11:40 AM
A more destructive deconstruction would align itself with such a brave rationality, given that its existing modes are overly cautious, endlessly qualifying and nuancing (good things, to be sure), waiting for “democracies to come” that may/will never come. Meanwhile, the poor and brainwashed continue to suffer in silence; meanwhile, our dominant and domineering traditions leave behind paths of destruction and smoldering embers, of genocides and holocausts and a disfigured Creation. Given this brave and ambitious rationality, what would be the most effective Revolutionary government? Plato was close to the mark: philosopher-rulers – or something like it: a group of the world's wisest people drawing on the most rigorous philosophical resources (deconstructive, feminist, ecological, etc. refer to, e.g., Manolopoulos, 2011: 43-44, n. 5) would form an oligarchical government – what I am presently calling a "Democratic Oligarchy of the Wise."
hmm, yes
Spinach
March 17th, 2016, 11:41 AM
XD well quoted my friend
This but completely and totally unironically, even the XD
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This but completely and totally unironically, even the XD
Everything in this post was insincere btw please kill me
Kirby
March 17th, 2016, 11:42 AM
Wha,
Spinach
March 17th, 2016, 11:45 AM
I Have No Alcohol, and I Must Shitpost
Historia
March 17th, 2016, 11:46 AM
.
MY ONLY HOPE NOW
http://i.imgur.com/ByFXYbz.png?1
IS
http://i.imgur.com/2aOaGJq.png?1
Kirby
March 17th, 2016, 11:47 AM
Should I nap
Zurvan
March 17th, 2016, 11:47 AM
Uhhhh, how old is Jack?
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Should I nap
yup
Spinach
March 17th, 2016, 11:48 AM
Uhhhh, how old is Jack?
Fictional, so it doesn't matter tbh.
Prix with a Silent X
March 17th, 2016, 11:48 AM
Should I nap
If only to escape the clutches of RT, yes.
Daiki
March 17th, 2016, 11:48 AM
I Have No Alcohol, and I Must Shitpost
I advise that you fix that asap.
Spinach
March 17th, 2016, 11:50 AM
I advise that you fix that asap.
Mail me quality French wine please Daiki I'm dying.
just Beamu
March 17th, 2016, 11:50 AM
If only to escape the clutches of RT, yes.
Fuck healthy sleep patterns
Historia
March 17th, 2016, 11:56 AM
Uhhhh, how old is Jack?
https://33.media.tumblr.com/5a564ceaf04f028cb8ea10e302db183f/tumblr_n5yetzqoXW1rrr564o1_500.gif
Fictional, so it doesn't matter tbh.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltjjqhGRuH1qluh07o1_500.gif
Prix with a Silent X
March 17th, 2016, 11:56 AM
Fuck healthy sleep patterns
This but with more misanthropy.
Daiki
March 17th, 2016, 11:57 AM
Mail me quality French wine please Daiki I'm dying.
I wonder if our wine would fit the palate of such a manly man like you.
just Beamu
March 17th, 2016, 11:59 AM
This but with more misanthropy.
What made you think it wasn't already present in the statement?
Zurvan
March 17th, 2016, 11:59 AM
Fictional, so it doesn't matter tbh.
This just sounds like an excuse to fap to kids....
messed up yo.
Spinach
March 17th, 2016, 12:00 PM
I wonder if our wine would fit the palate of such a manly man like you.
Only one way to find out.
Historia
March 17th, 2016, 12:01 PM
This just sounds like an excuse to fap to kids....
messed up yo.
1v1 rust m8 ill rekt u
sware un ma mum
Snow
March 17th, 2016, 12:06 PM
The guillotine is a marvelous invention, isn't it?
Humane, certainly.
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http://www.animemaru.com/local-man-confused-after-acting-like-male-protagonist-fails-to-make-him-popular/
Marmadillo
March 17th, 2016, 12:09 PM
Humane, certainly.
also time efficient
Zurvan
March 17th, 2016, 12:11 PM
1v1 rust m8 ill rekt u
sware un ma mum
I once thought Shrapnel to be a kind and intelligent being
I miss that image
Prix with a Silent X
March 17th, 2016, 12:14 PM
I once thought Shrapnel to be a kind and intelligent being
I miss that image
Me too, honestly.
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I also used to think Shrapnel was a girl. See how that works?
just Beamu
March 17th, 2016, 12:17 PM
I also used to think Shrapnel was a girl. See how that works?
I'm kind of curious how many people you thought were turned out not to be.
Historia
March 17th, 2016, 12:19 PM
Sorry. Once upon a time, when I first came up this site, I was an effort poster.
But now...
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-M8tEz4wJxyU/UwyNc6a8aeI/AAAAAAAB98A/oaxTqlIsO8o/s200/9924.jpeg
... how easily it corrupts and the hearts of men are swayed.
Prix with a Silent X
March 17th, 2016, 12:20 PM
Sorry. Once upon a time, when I first came up this site, I was an effort poster.
But now...
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-M8tEz4wJxyU/UwyNc6a8aeI/AAAAAAAB98A/oaxTqlIsO8o/s200/9924.jpeg
... how easily it corrupts and the hearts of men are swayed.
You can be a perv without signing over your dignity.
SeiKeo
March 17th, 2016, 12:21 PM
I'm going to put you on ignore if you keep changing your avatar like a monkey on coke.
just Beamu
March 17th, 2016, 12:21 PM
You can be a perv without signing over your dignity.
Too late for that in this instance I think
Prix with a Silent X
March 17th, 2016, 12:22 PM
I'm going to put you on ignore if you keep changing your avatar like a monkey on coke.
I laughed.
Historia
March 17th, 2016, 12:23 PM
You can be a perv without signing over your dignity.
I suppose. But where's the fun in that? Y'know?
And...
Moment over.
Prix with a Silent X
March 17th, 2016, 12:23 PM
Too late for that in this instance I think
Too late in most instances. Where can I go to find pervs with some class?
Snow
March 17th, 2016, 12:24 PM
Where can I go to find pervs with some class?
Yes hello.
Prix with a Silent X
March 17th, 2016, 12:24 PM
Yes hello.
Yes hi, Dear Friend Snow.
just Beamu
March 17th, 2016, 12:25 PM
Too late in most instances. Where can I go to find pervs with some class?
Is it better if the person has neither of these two things
Snow
March 17th, 2016, 12:26 PM
Yes hi, Dear Friend Snow.
It's me you're looking fooor
Spinach
March 17th, 2016, 12:26 PM
It's me you're looking fooor
Not believing this for a minute actually
Prix with a Silent X
March 17th, 2016, 12:28 PM
It's me you're looking fooor
It isss. Have you decided to be a cute girl yet or do I have one acceptable cute boy still?
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Not believing this for a minute actually
Whatever, Spinach. I know dear friend Snow.
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Is it better if the person has neither of these two things
I don't understand your question.
Zurvan
March 17th, 2016, 12:30 PM
I have class, sometimes.
Also wait Shrapnel is a guy? I was really conflicted about this
Prix with a Silent X
March 17th, 2016, 12:31 PM
I have class, sometimes.
Also wait Shrapnel is a guy? I was really conflicted about this
I was too, but Shrapnel is a boy.
Historia
March 17th, 2016, 12:32 PM
Also wait Shrapnel is a guy?
I like pink, if that explains anything.
Prix with a Silent X
March 17th, 2016, 12:33 PM
I like pink, if that explains anything.
I'm pretty certain you're a guy.
GhostDIGIT
March 17th, 2016, 12:33 PM
Sorry. Once upon a time, when I first came up this site, I was an effort poster.
But now...
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-M8tEz4wJxyU/UwyNc6a8aeI/AAAAAAAB98A/oaxTqlIsO8o/s200/9924.jpeg
... how easily it corrupts and the hearts of men are swayed.
They're the best despite being the worst.
Prix with a Silent X
March 17th, 2016, 12:35 PM
They're the best despite being the worst.
I mean it's okay if you're into gourd shaped people. Nothing particularly vile about that.
Historia
March 17th, 2016, 12:35 PM
I'm pretty certain you're a guy.
... and I wasn't saying that I'm not?
You
March 17th, 2016, 12:36 PM
Why are these things called food hacks
It's food, there's nothing to hack. This is literally just cheap cooking
because you are hacking to the food mang.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lkH-uMZVY4
see?
Zurvan
March 17th, 2016, 12:41 PM
Saving the world by time travel, all through banana hacking
Steins Gate is brilliant
SeiKeo
March 17th, 2016, 12:41 PM
Oh no
Prix with a Silent X
March 17th, 2016, 12:42 PM
... and I wasn't saying that I'm not?
I was expressing my small lack of certainty. I'd apologize if I were wrong.
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Oh no
When are you gonna watch Steins;Gate with Glow?
just Beamu
March 17th, 2016, 12:44 PM
I'm pretty certain you're a guy.
Men can like pink
Zurvan
March 17th, 2016, 12:45 PM
Men can like pink
Your username really helps bring this point across.
No offense, just stereotypes
just Beamu
March 17th, 2016, 12:45 PM
Your username really helps bring this point across.
I don't even particularly like pink, but okay.
Marmadillo
March 17th, 2016, 12:46 PM
You can be a perv without signing over your dignity.
most of people with dignity you know are pervs
i'll bet you
Zurvan
March 17th, 2016, 12:48 PM
most of people with dignity you know are pervs
i'll bet you
Secretly she is one too
GhostDIGIT
March 17th, 2016, 12:48 PM
Yes hello.
You seem more like a cute pervert than a classy one.
Prix with a Silent X
March 17th, 2016, 12:57 PM
most of people with dignity you know are pervs
i'll bet you
And this doesn't mesh with my point how?
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Secretly she is one too
You don't have to try so hard, Zurvy.
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You seem more like a cute pervert than a classy one.
She can be both.
GhostDIGIT
March 17th, 2016, 12:59 PM
The only person on here that I can consider a classy pervert is Seika.
Zurvan
March 17th, 2016, 01:00 PM
She is a hardcore pervert that ships Marie and Jeanne
better?
Snow
March 17th, 2016, 01:00 PM
You seem more like a cute pervert than a classy one.
must I be insulted everywhere I go today?
Zurvan
March 17th, 2016, 01:01 PM
must I be insulted everywhere I go today?
Yes calling girls cute is now an insult
makes sense
GhostDIGIT
March 17th, 2016, 01:01 PM
Cute is better than class, imo.
Prix with a Silent X
March 17th, 2016, 01:02 PM
must I be insulted everywhere I go today?
It's okay Snow, I'll defend your pervy honor.
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Yes calling girls cute is now an insult
makes sense
Relax.
Gl❀w
March 17th, 2016, 01:03 PM
Someone mentioned steins;gate in this thread and i woke up
SO LEO, ABOUT STEINS;GATE
just Beamu
March 17th, 2016, 01:05 PM
Someone mentioned steins;gate in this thread and i woke up
SO LEO, ABOUT STEINS;GATE
Just kidnap him and tie him down to watch the rest already
Zurvan
March 17th, 2016, 01:05 PM
Sorry, not sorry
and Prix I'm just joking
GhostDIGIT
March 17th, 2016, 01:07 PM
Just kidnap him and tie him down to watch the rest already
Yeah, Clockwork Orange that mothafucka.
Spinach
March 17th, 2016, 01:07 PM
lol @ keo watching anime
Gl❀w
March 17th, 2016, 01:07 PM
I'm working on it, guys. slow and steady gets leo to finish anime.
we're almost halfway through!
just Beamu
March 17th, 2016, 01:10 PM
I'm working on it, guys. slow and steady gets leo to finish anime.
Kidnapping works faster
we're almost halfway through!
Oh, almost to the better part good
Marmadillo
March 17th, 2016, 01:11 PM
And this doesn't mesh with my point how?
I do not always quote to contradict.
SeiKeo
March 17th, 2016, 01:12 PM
lol @ keo watching anime
Fucked up if true
Spinach
March 17th, 2016, 01:14 PM
Fucked up if true
Fucked up and true
Gl❀w
March 17th, 2016, 01:14 PM
do it for me, leo
Polly
March 17th, 2016, 01:20 PM
Only losers watch anime.
Be cool like me, kids, watch Legend of Korra.
SeiKeo
March 17th, 2016, 01:20 PM
Only losers watch anime.
Be cool like me, kids, watch Legend of Korra.
My god
just Beamu
March 17th, 2016, 01:21 PM
Only losers watch anime.
Be cool like me, kids, watch Legend of Korra.
But I aleady did
2Bad
March 17th, 2016, 01:22 PM
Only losers watch anime.
Be cool like me, kids, watch Legend of Korra.
incredibly inconsistent show to claim cool points over, S2 is basically unwatchable
Marmadillo
March 17th, 2016, 01:22 PM
Only losers watch anime.
Be cool like me, kids, watch Legend of Korra.
Sorry I dropped it 5 episodes in.
Gl❀w
March 17th, 2016, 01:24 PM
I watched Korra
some seasons def better than others
doesn't change that leo committed to watching steins;gate and i'm gonna make him follow-through
Polly
March 17th, 2016, 01:24 PM
My god
I'm watching it with my gf
Prix with a Silent X
March 17th, 2016, 01:24 PM
incredibly inconsistent show to claim cool points over, S2 is basically unwatchable
Just watch ATLA instead
Polly
March 17th, 2016, 01:24 PM
incredibly inconsistent show to claim cool points over, S2 is basically unwatchable
See kids this is an opinion of a fundamentally uncool person.
SeiKeo
March 17th, 2016, 01:25 PM
I'm watching it with my gf
Please don't do this to me, I can't post "fucked up if true" too many times a day
just Beamu
March 17th, 2016, 01:26 PM
Just watch ATLA instead
What if you're a completionist
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I'm watching it with my gf
How much of it have you actually seen so far?
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