Random Thoughts Thread

[Five_X]

Separation City

is this an actual place

[Gl❀w]

http://i.imgur.com/XeYeT9l.jpg

oh hey its the optimal level of spin beard tbh

[Five_X]

It's not optimal Spinbeard until it goes down to his feet and curls upwards, dragging along and collecting dust as he walks around the grand halls of an empty library, searching for tomes not seen in centuries.

[Strife ❤️]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdrLveqVIAABJpz.jpg:large

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me on the left

[Gl❀w]

disagree

now excuse me while i go kill my liver with migraine meds some more

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disagree with five

strife u da cutest

[Nacho the Doritosedge]

Tch, time to go to sleep...

[Snow]

is this an actual place

Division City would've been better.

But yeah, one of the synonyms for division/separation is the exact name of Snows hometown, yay!

Also the name of a certain desert with ice cream and tropical fruit.

Clever Puns, you see.

[Spinach]

oh hey its the optimal level of spin beard tbh

rude imo

[Gl❀w]

Tch, time to go to sleep...

i was asleep

i was woken up by my head trying to murder me

[Zurvan]

i was asleep

i was woken up by my head trying to murder me

Drug it up, show your head who's boss

[Marmadillo]

Knock it unconscious.

[Gl❀w]

Knock it unconscious.

i would dearly wish

[Five_X]

Division City would've been better.

I'm pretty sure I got a badge in a Pokemon League from there once.

[Snow]

I'm pretty sure I got a badge in a Pokemon League from there once.
Do you recall passing by a tall hot and talented female trainer that day?


Yes, I


was her Jigglypuff!

[Gl❀w]

Do you recall passing by a tall hot and talented female trainer that day?


Yes, I


was her Jigglypuff!ur singing is so beautiful

[Spinach]

Wake up around 1am (after going to bed at around 10pm), drink coffee at around 2:30am, alright time to take a nap at 5:40am

this is one hell of a fucked sleep schedule

[Gl❀w]

Wake up around 1am (after going to bed at around 10pm), drink coffee at around 2:30am, alright time to take a nap at 5:40am

this is one hell of a fucked sleep schedule

same but switch to pm and no coffee

[Marmadillo]

Hmm, anyone have a good remedy for procrastination?

[Gl❀w]

oh hey

happy st. patrick's day, everyone!

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Hmm, anyone have a good remedy for procrastination?
kill your ego and self-expecations

[Spinach]

oh hey

happy st. patrick's day, everyone!

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kill your ego and self-expecations

An excuse to drink has come...

[Gl❀w]

have a photo of my beloved dublin

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/249390_10151074109930194_1549831502_n.jpg?oh=f67a0 940e4388507ff4524a688d6bdcf&oe=57958BD4

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and beautiful newgrange

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/599093_10151074115380194_366094263_n.jpg?oh=12e745 162ca3b2079fcba719138a12a5&oe=5793DB3D

[Marmadillo]

kill your ego and self-expecations
well, I expect to keep my job :p

[Gl❀w]

well, I expect to keep my job :p

this sounds like a p good reason to stop procrastinating to me

[Spinach]

Lay in bed for an hour without ever dozing off

Great nap we did it guys good job

[Marmadillo]

this sounds like a p good reason to stop procrastinating to me
you'd think so
but i'm realllly good at procrastinating :)

[Gl❀w]

you'd think so
but i'm realllly good at procrastinating :)

adderall?

[Marmadillo]

gotta make a call

[GhostDIGIT]

Dear god, magic is overpowered. Damn Drake went down in two maelstroms.

[Neir]

7:40 am train, people already horrendously drunk

sasuga st Patrick's day

[Five_X]

have a photo of my beloved dublin

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/249390_10151074109930194_1549831502_n.jpg?oh=f67a0 940e4388507ff4524a688d6bdcf&oe=57958BD4

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and beautiful newgrange

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/599093_10151074115380194_366094263_n.jpg?oh=12e745 162ca3b2079fcba719138a12a5&oe=5793DB3D

Eiraboo pls get out

[2Bad]

Ireland is in fact cool Five

[Spinach]

I gvie the fuck up

[Zurvan]

I actually wanted to take a trip to Ireland, anyone have some good tips where I should go/what I should do there?

And Rodyle your avatar is killing BL Jesus

[Petrikow]

I gvie the fuck up


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s

[Snow]

St Patrick's day, green, Jay is green, have a Jay!
http://i.imgur.com/9RSZldA.jpg

[SeiKeo]

literal meme holiday

[Five_X]

Ireland is in fact cool Five

Not in fair old England, alas.

[Prix with a Silent X]

Not in fair old England, alas.

You are allowed to think for yourself, friend Five. Admit that Ireland is beautiful.

[2Bad]

Not in fair old England, alas.

And what good is England, it's full of the English

[SeiKeo]

And what good is England, it's full of the English
At least it's not Irish

[2Bad]

The last true Europeans

[Zurvan]

The last true Europeans

what

[Five_X]

You are allowed to think for yourself, friend Five. Admit that Ireland is beautiful.

Northern Ireland is ok

[2Bad]

Northern Ireland is ok

an illegitimate political entity imo

[Seika]

Ireland is a place of I Don't Want To Joke About This Because Of History.

I will rip the piss out of American Eiraboos, though.

[Spinach]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s

I'll do my best

[Five_X]

I once worked with an Irish nationalist who believed that the island would eventually be united because the Catholics would out-breed and overrun the Protestants.

It runs deep.

[Seika]

I once worked with an Irish nationalist who believed that the island would eventually be united because the Catholics would out-breed and overrun the Protestants.

It runs deep.

I have twelve first cousins on the Catholic side of my family and none on the other.

[Snow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idLQ26P9dpQ

[Marmadillo]

have a photo of my beloved dublin

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/249390_10151074109930194_1549831502_n.jpg?oh=f67a0 940e4388507ff4524a688d6bdcf&oe=57958BD4
"Hey, I've been there" is such a great feeling.

[Cruor]

Ireland is a place of I Don't Want To Joke About This Because Of History.

I will rip the piss out of American Eiraboos, though.

uguu my irish family got deported from armagh and NI for being terorists

[Spinach]

I once worked with an Irish nationalist who believed that the island would eventually be united because the Catholics would out-breed and overrun the Protestants.

It runs deep.

Me talking about Protestants

http://i.imgur.com/IcdjqCQ.png

[Five_X]

Bridge talking about Protestants

http://i.imgur.com/IcdjqCQ.png

Fixed.

[Spinach]

see I don't appreciate you implying that only Bridge can come from a Catholic family...

[Five_X]

He's more pure.

[Spinach]

Bridge: jerks off to nuns
Me: gets angry at porn of TM Jeanne

I'm actually the more pure one

[2Bad]

I didn't know Spin liked FE

[Cruor]

five are you forgetting spin's italian mafia background

he was talking about doing 'paperwork' to get a lot of money about a month ago

[SeiKeo]

Bridge: jerks off to nuns
Me: gets angry at porn of TM Jeanne

I'm actually the more pure one
It doesn't count if you get angry while jerking off.

[Spinach]

I didn't know Spin liked FE
Nephenee best girl across entire franchise
http://i.imgur.com/kK9FCOq.png

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It doesn't count if you get angry while jerking off.

Let's not do the thing where everything Spinach says is a joke.

[Zurvan]

You tell yourself that, one day someone will believe you

[SeiKeo]

Let's not do the thing where everything Spinach says is a joke.
Did I ever say you weren't serious about being angry.

[Spinach]

Did I ever say you weren't serious about being angry.

You're hurting me.

[Cruor]

Nephenee best girl across entire franchise
http://i.imgur.com/kK9FCOq.png

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Let's not do the thing where everything Spinach says is a joke.

why do you hate lewd jeanne

[SeiKeo]

You're hurting me.
Explain to me how Jeannu porn isn't just itching your NTR fetish from a different angle

[Spinach]

why do you hate lewd jeanne

Does that really need explaining.

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Explain to me how Jeannu porn isn't just itching your NTR fetish from a different angle

No...

[Zurvan]

lewd jeannu where

[Daiki]

Each time someone faps to lewd jeanne someone else in Domrémy-La-Pucelle commits suicide.

[Spinach]

Look at that, you beasts without morals or sense have summoned up Daiki with your rampant defilement of a saint.

[Zurvan]

So we did a good thing?

[Marmadillo]

btw is there some good Martha porn?

[Five_X]

Look at that, you beasts without morals or sense have summoned up Daiki with your rampant defilement of a saint.

So if we continue that means he'll stay! :3

[Snow]

'oh omg heres a female famous for her chastity I KNOW lets have her bounce on a nondescript dickboi hnnng so hot'

[Cruor]

'oh omg heres a female famous for her chastity I KNOW lets have her bounce on a nondescript dickboi hnnng so hot'

believe it or not this happened even before tm when people wondered whether she was raped in prison

[SeiKeo]

'oh omg heres a female famous for her chastity I KNOW lets have her bounce on a nondescript dickboi hnnng so hot'
Yeah

[Zurvan]

Am I missing out on stuff here?
Is it normal to watch animu porn?
Does everyone here do that?

[Daiki]

'oh omg heres a female famous for her chastity I KNOW lets have her bounce on a nondescript dickboi hnnng so hot'

It's fine if the dickboi is as cute, if not more than her.

[Marmadillo]

'oh omg heres a female famous for her chastity I KNOW lets have her bounce on a nondescript dickboi hnnng so hot'
virgin sex with the taboo as a bonus, what's not to like

[Snow]

Porn of everything being a reality of life doesn't mean I can't say it's shit and question your life choices if you hapen to fap to it.

[GhostDIGIT]

Fetishes are weird, man.

[Sesto]

btw is there some good Martha porn?

there's this one artist who has drawn a bunch of pov images of her

must be nice to be able to make your own self-insert porn

[Five_X]

'oh omg heres a female famous for her chastity I KNOW lets have her bounce on a nondescript dickboi hnnng so hot'

Hey hey hey

I take offence to "nondescript" here tyvm

[Daiki]

Does everyone here do that?

Ain't that a given?


doesn't mean I can't say it's shit and question your life choices if you hapen to fap to it.

Please don't do that.

[Zurvan]

Ain't that a given?


Well, this is a porn forum in some ways I suppose. I shouldn't be surprised

[Marmadillo]

and question your life choices if you hapen to fap to it.
Yeah... you'll need some strong arguments for this one.

[Five_X]

I actually can't believe this was four years ago:

http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/2761-Breakfast-at-Kotomine-s-%28F-SN-Lancer-x-Jeanne-lemon%29

Time goes by too fast :(

[Daiki]

go die

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please

I imagine it still applies?

[SeiKeo]

Clearly.

[Snow]

My silent judging of Jeannefappers cannot be stopped or regulated, sorry.

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Yeah... you'll need some strong arguments for this one.

That hairstyle is absolutely horrendous. Have you no taste?

[Marmadillo]

That hairstyle is absolutely horrendous. Have you no taste?
If this is what you meant, then okay.

[Snow]

If this is what you meant, then okay.
One of my points.

[Prix with a Silent X]

Porn of everything being a reality of life doesn't mean I can't say it's shit and question your life choices if you hapen to fap to it.

It's okay, I agree with you, Snow.

A "strong argument" for it, when the person's chastity was centered on a conscious decision that they stuck to, is that the fetish has far less to do with the fact that someone has never had sex before and far more to do with overpowering that famous chaste person's will not to have sex. Even if you make it so it's consensual and not violent rape (because overcome with lust or whatever), when you're specifically getting off to "famous virgin loses virginity," it seems pretty centered around the denial of that famous virgin's will and autonomy in a sexual way, which is by definition kinda rapey.

And what Snow said.

[Five_X]

Clearly.

This chatbot writes some pretty good lewd stuff, in my opinion.

[Snow]

It's okay, I agree with you, Snow.

A "strong argument" for it, when the person's chastity was centered on a conscious decision that they stuck to, is that the fetish has far less to do with the fact that someone has never had sex before and far more to do with overpowering that famous chaste person's will not to have sex. Even if you make it so it's consensual and not violent rape (because overcome with lust or whatever), when you're specifically getting off to "famous virgin loses virginity," it seems pretty centered around the denial of that famous virgin's will and autonomy in a sexual way, which is by definition kinda rapey.

And what Snow said.
Put that much better than I ever could Prix, thank you.

[Sesto]

jeanne is just attractive who cares about the virginity stuff

[Prix with a Silent X]

jeanne is just attractive who cares about the virginity stuff

This is exactly the point. She cared, apparently, and that's more important than what someone else thinks about it.

[Snow]

jeanne is just attractive who cares about the virginity stuff

She's practically the same as any other Takeuchi female but with a stupid hairstyle. But I guess even in the world of sameface there are those superior to others, such as Okita.

[Marmadillo]

A "strong argument" for it, when the person's chastity was centered on a conscious decision that they stuck to, is that the fetish has far less to do with the fact that someone has never had sex before and far more to do with overpowering that famous chaste person's will not to have sex. Even if you make it so it's consensual and not violent rape (because overcome with lust or whatever), when you're specifically getting off to "famous virgin loses virginity," it seems pretty centered around the denial of that famous virgin's will and autonomy in a sexual way, which is by definition kinda rapey.
Rape is an actual crime not an imagined one. The strong argument is tying together fantasies with the possibility of this person some day trying to accomplish them in real life as a direct cause and effect, which would maybe warrant moral judgement.

[Five_X]

This is why people have to embrace the superiority of Koyama females. Like Aoko.

[Snow]

Rape is an actual crime not an imagined one. The strong argument is tying together fantasies with the possibility of this person some day trying to accomplish it in real life as a direct cause and effect, which would maybe warrant moral judgement.
I think you're reading way to much into what I said, half-jokingly.

[Prix with a Silent X]

She's practically the same as any other Takeuchi female but with a stupid hairstyle. But I guess even in the world of sameface there are those superior to others, such as Okita.

Didn't you know, Snow, all anime waifus are just their hairstyle and set dressing? But that stuff is real important...

[Zurvan]

*Grabs popcorn*

[Five_X]

Didn't you know, Snow, all anime waifus are just their hairstyle and set dressing? But that stuff is real important...

This offends me on many levels, I love my waifu because she's beautiful on the inside too.

[Sesto]

This is exactly the point. She cared, apparently, and that's more important than what someone else thinks about it.

uh, sure, i'm just saying, some people just like her because she's attractive. not because they're getting off to "famous virgin losing virginity"

[Marmadillo]

I think you're reading way to much into what I said, half-jokingly.
Yes, you made that clear, I've no gripe with you.

[SeiKeo]

uh, sure, i'm just saying, some people
" "

[Snow]

uh, sure, i'm just saying, some people just like her because she's attractive. not because they're getting off to "famous virgin losing virginity"
Well okay, you have a point there.

[Zurvan]

Do we really need some deeper meaning for some pervy thoughts other than attractive girl is attractive?

The answer is no, not really

[Sesto]

" "

what does " " mean

[Prix with a Silent X]

Rape is an actual crime not an imagined one. The strong argument is tying together fantasies with the possibility of this person some day trying to accomplish them in real life as a direct cause and effect, which would maybe warrant moral judgement.

People can have fantasies that don't impact their actual lives, sure, but that doesn't mean that what motivates the fetish isn't based around the denial of someone's autonomy, which is all I pointed out.

[SeiKeo]

what's " " mean
It was supposed to be a pair of quotes with eleven spaces between them, meaning that "some people" is, you know, but apparently BL doesn't let me do useless spaces.

[Snow]

Do we really need some deeper meaning for some pervy thoughts other than attractive girl is attractive?

The answer is no, not really
You read the whole discussion?

[Zurvan]

You read the whole discussion?

Of course not

[Snow]

Of course not
okay um yea whatever

[Daiki]

This is why people have to embrace the superiority of Koyama females. Like Aoko.

Or Rin, really.

[SeiKeo]

This is why people have to embrace the superiority of Koyama females. Like Aoko.
unlucky for you because takeuchi's go art has been cuter than koyama's

[Snow]

unlucky for you because takeuchi's go art has been cuter than koyama's
also samey

[Daiki]

I mean, look at 'em dress and jewels.


unlucky for you because takeuchi's go art has been cuter than koyama's

if only it was cuter for tsuki re

[2Bad]

Porn of everything being a reality of life doesn't mean I can't say it's shit and question your life choices if you hapen to fap to it.

Let me tell you about Maria the Virgin Witch

[Kirby]

Touko doujins never

[SeiKeo]

also samey
if i hated seeing the same cute over and over my kancolle art folder wouldn't be this big

[Snow]

Let me tell you about Maria the Virgin Witch
Well she does kinda fall in love and shit.

[Prix with a Silent X]

Let me tell you about Maria the Virgin Witch

Can you not?

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Well she does kinda fall in love and shit.

Wait this is an actual thing? I retract annoyance.

[2Bad]

I can't decide for sure what the dumbest part of that show is but I think it's that at the end she'll still lose her magic if she has sex

[2Bad]

It's not a very good show, but Taniguchi tried his best with the material

[Snow]

I can't decide for sure what the dumbest part of that show is but I think it's that at the end she'll still lose her magic if she has sex
Well Maria is qt so I dunno.

[2Bad]

Viv was the superior witch

[Prix with a Silent X]

if i hated seeing the same cute over and over my kancolle art folder wouldn't be this big

Vote to call all TM waifus about whom the fapping boy doesn't care about her back story or personality "Takeuchi Barbie." Your set of which are your Takeuchi Barbies can vary, but then you can talk about how hot the Takeuchi Barbie of your choice is with no one getting mad at you because they can't guess which historical waifu's back story you don't care about if they actually, for some reason, care about her as a character.

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I can't decide for sure what the dumbest part of that show is but I think it's that at the end she'll still lose her magic if she has sex

There's so much sex magic in myths from everything. Surely whatever you're talking about is lies.

[Sesto]

all the historical girls i love, i love them for both their appearance and personality/history

[Snow]

Vote to call all TM waifus about whom the fapping boy and girl doesn't care about her back story or personality "Takeuchi Barbie." Your set of which are your Takeuchi Barbies can vary, but then you can talk about how hot the Takeuchi Barbie of your choice is with no one getting mad at you because they can't guess which historical waifu's back story you don't care about if they actually, for some reason, care about her as a character.
had to add that because Okita exists...

[Snow]

Real Art In Anime Characters
what is

[2Bad]

Let me tell you why my masturbation is REAL

[Zurvan]

Let me tell you why my masturbation is REAL

Lets not

[SeiKeo]

Let me tell you why my masturbation is REAL
I'm so fucked up.

[Sesto]

Let me tell you why my masturbation is REAL

what anime characters do you love, rodyle

[Daiki]

It always comes around

[just Beamu]

You're too nice to be a boy tho.
Okay wow I'm hurt

i see how it is

[Historia]

jeanne smut


And, that’s the one thing she hasn’t lost yet: her innocence - she happily smiles at me, probably not even knowing that the way she leans over makes her shirt press so tightly against her breasts, perfectly outlining their shape... yep, I can even tell the bra she’s wearing under that.


I am so glad she hasn’t got a uniform in a bigger size.

...

A little toss of her hips to the side, and she’s caught my eye. Why oh why can’t I resist? It’s like a siren’s call, except with her rump... so it’s not really a siren’s call at all, but it’s attractive enough to make me wander a few steps after her.

“Hey!” I call out, knowing the place here better than she does. “Look, lass, have you ever cooked before? I mean, real cooking, like the stuff these modern people do. You ever touch an oven? Kotomine fed me on takeaway pizza, and in-between I had to fend for myself. I think you’re going to be needing my help.”


Smooth catch, there. The real gentlemanly thing to do. I almost feel some guilt well up in my old, black heart at using her like this. She doesn’t even know what’s on my mind.


Still, those thighs...

...

I have the worst luck in the world.


Or, is it the best? I can’t tell right now. It’s difficult enough thinking straight at the moment, and I keep close to Jeanne, my fingertips brushing up against her smooth, oiled back as I begin to tie the knot of her apron. Just a few simple movements; I should be able to do this without a hitch. At least, that’s what I’m hoping, and hope isn’t usually worth much in the end.


I can smell the light shampoo she’s used in her hair, and my fingers more than once slip against her back, finding it harder and harder to get a decent grip on the strings of her apron.


That’s it. I can’t do this anymore.


My arms become limp, and acting on instinct they slide up her waist, holding her there gently. My lips caress her neck from behind, pressing kisses against her shivering skin. Maybe I should’ve done this earlier, maybe I shouldn’t have done this at all. But, what’s done is done, and there’s nothing I can do to stop it now.


My body presses closer to hers, my heart pounding. I need this.




“Ah...” It’s a nice gesture, that’s for sure - almost not something I’d expect from him. I mean, he’s a nice guy, but I didn’t take him for the noble type. “Lancer, I don’t want to ruin your shirt, I’ll just soak it through. Don’t worry about it, the apron is meant for this kind of thing.”

...



“Ah...” I gasp as he suddenly drops the apron’s strings, grabbing my waist as I feel his hot breath on my neck, which just as suddenly becomes warm lips...


I arch back against his warm body, pushing myself into him. He didn’t even bother to put his shirt back on, and I can easily feel the warmth of his chest against my back, conducted by the slick oil.


I haven’t even turned on any of the kitchen equipment, but I’m breaking out in sweat, only serving to make my body slipperier. In a sudden though, I throw a hand out in front of me, pushing all the cooking equipment to the side, not caring where it ended up. “Lancer...”

...

“Mmmmaaaaa, Lancer, God fuck me harder please,” I groan between loud breaths.

...

“Aaagh, mon Dieu,”

...

I talk back to him, even now, gasping like a fish out of water against the tile. “You’re, hhhhhhhgh, just like the English. I think the torchbearer enjoyed this as much as you seem to.”

...

What a sight. Laying there on the ground, skirt around your waist, panties around your leg, soaked in sweat, oil, and a man’s essence, Jeanne? Really, how far have you fallen[...]



For the record, I was writing Lancer, and he was writing Jeanne. Who certainly isn't a "Holy Virgin," ehehehehehe.


ehehehehehe.


ehehehehehe.

https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0333/48/1405161600274.gif

[Prix with a Silent X]

all the historical girls i love, i love them for both their appearance and personality/history

I was considering pointing out how you might have a hard time with this policy given how much your love for nasu Marie has altered your perception of historical French nobility and the Revolution.

[Sesto]

actually i read a biography with facts that altered my perception

[Kirby]

Why are these things called food hacks

It's food, there's nothing to hack. This is literally just cheap cooking

[SeiKeo]

Why are these things called food hacks

It's food, there's nothing to hack. This is literally just cheap cooking
It's like a life hack, except food.

[Dullahan]

actually i read a biography with facts that altered my perception

'facts'

[Sesto]

actually i read a well researched biography written by someone who, admittedly, sympathizes with marie

sorry guys i fixed it

[Kirby]

It's like a life hack, except food.
Half of these are just regular recipes, except with pictures and no actual times or measurements.

[Snow]

Mon Dieu

http://i.imgur.com/HvgUZej.gif

[SeiKeo]

http://i.imgur.com/HvgUZej.gif

Frankly, I would absolutely rather Five never posted that again and deleted the thread, but I believe I told him I'd rather it not be public at the time either and well.

[Prix with a Silent X]

actually i read a well researched biography written by someone who, admittedly, sympathizes with marie

sorry guys i fixed it

It's okay we all read fanfiction that sympathizes with our faves.

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Frankly, I would absolutely rather Five never posted that again and deleted the thread, but I believe I told him I'd rather it not be public at the time either and well.

You are responsible for that???

[Dullahan]

It's okay we all read fanfiction that sympathizes with our faves.

be fair prix

at the very least marie actually does have a historical record

with gilgamesh, all you've got is literal fanfiction

[Daiki]

Time to confess you sins leo

[Snow]

be fair prix

at the very least marie actually does have a historical record

with gilgamesh, all you've got is literal fanfiction
when someone goes on stating that they base their political opinions on what's in the Epic of Gilgamesh it'll be a predicament

[Five_X]

Frankly, I would absolutely rather Five never posted that again and deleted the thread, but I believe I told him I'd rather it not be public at the time either and well.

I expressly do not remember this, objection overruled.

[Prix with a Silent X]

be fair prix

at the very least marie actually does have a historical record

with gilgamesh, all you've got is literal fanfiction

What do you think I was talking about? I'd never be unfair to dear Sesto.

[Historia]

.

http://i.imgur.com/nNO1m6t.png

[Prix with a Silent X]

when someone goes on stating that they base their political opinions on what's in the Epic of Gilgamesh it'll be a predicament

I read the Code of Hammurabi. Is that close? Anyway, bits of it were good but overall don't recommend.

[Dullahan]

when someone goes on stating that they base their political opinions on what's in the Epic of Gilgamesh it'll be a predicament

build a wall around uruk, make the mexicans pay for it

[SeiKeo]

I expressly do not remember this, objection overruled.
well no shit you don't remember it

[Marmadillo]

actually i read a well researched biography written by someone who, admittedly, sympathizes with marie

sorry guys i fixed it
May I ask what did you read?

[Zurvan]

The pecking order

Royalty gr8

peasants are peasants.

end of the book

[Sesto]

when someone goes on stating that they base their political opinions on what's in the Epic of Gilgamesh it'll be a predicament

if the world was ruled by wise monarchs it'd be a better place

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May I ask what did you read?

http://www.amazon.com/Marie-Antoinette-Journey-Antonia-Fraser/dp/0385489498

[Marmadillo]

if the world was ruled by wise monarchs it'd be a better place

You make me regret using caps

[Five_X]

well no shit you don't remember it

Says the guy who says his own memory is bad... :p

[just Beamu]

You make me regret using caps
What did you expect?

[SeiKeo]

Says the guy who says his own memory is bad... :p
No, I'm just resorting to rather simple logic of "if he remembered he wouldn't have done it." Or so I hope.

[Dullahan]

if the world was ruled by wise monarchs it'd be a better place

A more destructive deconstruction would align itself with such a brave rationality, given that its existing modes are overly cautious, endlessly qualifying and nuancing (good things, to be sure), waiting for “democracies to come” that may/will never come. Meanwhile, the poor and brainwashed continue to suffer in silence; meanwhile, our dominant and domineering traditions leave behind paths of destruction and smoldering embers, of genocides and holocausts and a disfigured Creation. Given this brave and ambitious rationality, what would be the most effective Revolutionary government? Plato was close to the mark: philosopher-rulers – or something like it: a group of the world's wisest people drawing on the most rigorous philosophical resources (deconstructive, feminist, ecological, etc. refer to, e.g., Manolopoulos, 2011: 43-44, n. 5) would form an oligarchical government – what I am presently calling a "Democratic Oligarchy of the Wise."

[SeiKeo]

All Power To The Soviets

[Daiki]

I watched Rose of Versailles, fuck the revolution imo

The guillotine is a marvelous invention, isn't it?

[Sesto]

A more destructive deconstruction would align itself with such a brave rationality, given that its existing modes are overly cautious, endlessly qualifying and nuancing (good things, to be sure), waiting for “democracies to come” that may/will never come. Meanwhile, the poor and brainwashed continue to suffer in silence; meanwhile, our dominant and domineering traditions leave behind paths of destruction and smoldering embers, of genocides and holocausts and a disfigured Creation. Given this brave and ambitious rationality, what would be the most effective Revolutionary government? Plato was close to the mark: philosopher-rulers – or something like it: a group of the world's wisest people drawing on the most rigorous philosophical resources (deconstructive, feminist, ecological, etc. refer to, e.g., Manolopoulos, 2011: 43-44, n. 5) would form an oligarchical government – what I am presently calling a "Democratic Oligarchy of the Wise."

hmm, yes

[Spinach]

XD well quoted my friend

This but completely and totally unironically, even the XD

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This but completely and totally unironically, even the XD

Everything in this post was insincere btw please kill me

[Kirby]

Wha,

[Spinach]

I Have No Alcohol, and I Must Shitpost

[Historia]

.

MY ONLY HOPE NOW

http://i.imgur.com/ByFXYbz.png?1

IS

http://i.imgur.com/2aOaGJq.png?1

[Kirby]

Should I nap

[Zurvan]

Uhhhh, how old is Jack?

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Should I nap

yup

[Spinach]

Uhhhh, how old is Jack?

Fictional, so it doesn't matter tbh.

[Prix with a Silent X]

Should I nap

If only to escape the clutches of RT, yes.

[Daiki]

I Have No Alcohol, and I Must Shitpost

I advise that you fix that asap.

[Spinach]

I advise that you fix that asap.

Mail me quality French wine please Daiki I'm dying.

[just Beamu]

If only to escape the clutches of RT, yes.
Fuck healthy sleep patterns

[Historia]

Uhhhh, how old is Jack?

https://33.media.tumblr.com/5a564ceaf04f028cb8ea10e302db183f/tumblr_n5yetzqoXW1rrr564o1_500.gif


Fictional, so it doesn't matter tbh.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltjjqhGRuH1qluh07o1_500.gif

[Prix with a Silent X]

Fuck healthy sleep patterns

This but with more misanthropy.

[Daiki]

Mail me quality French wine please Daiki I'm dying.

I wonder if our wine would fit the palate of such a manly man like you.

[just Beamu]

This but with more misanthropy.
What made you think it wasn't already present in the statement?

[Zurvan]

Fictional, so it doesn't matter tbh.

This just sounds like an excuse to fap to kids....
messed up yo.

[Spinach]

I wonder if our wine would fit the palate of such a manly man like you.

Only one way to find out.

[Historia]

This just sounds like an excuse to fap to kids....
messed up yo.

1v1 rust m8 ill rekt u

sware un ma mum

[Snow]

The guillotine is a marvelous invention, isn't it?

Humane, certainly.

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http://www.animemaru.com/local-man-confused-after-acting-like-male-protagonist-fails-to-make-him-popular/

[Marmadillo]

Humane, certainly.
also time efficient

[Zurvan]

1v1 rust m8 ill rekt u

sware un ma mum

I once thought Shrapnel to be a kind and intelligent being

I miss that image

[Prix with a Silent X]

I once thought Shrapnel to be a kind and intelligent being

I miss that image

Me too, honestly.

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I also used to think Shrapnel was a girl. See how that works?

[just Beamu]

I also used to think Shrapnel was a girl. See how that works?
I'm kind of curious how many people you thought were turned out not to be.

[Historia]

Sorry. Once upon a time, when I first came up this site, I was an effort poster.

But now...

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-M8tEz4wJxyU/UwyNc6a8aeI/AAAAAAAB98A/oaxTqlIsO8o/s200/9924.jpeg

... how easily it corrupts and the hearts of men are swayed.

[Prix with a Silent X]

Sorry. Once upon a time, when I first came up this site, I was an effort poster.

But now...

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-M8tEz4wJxyU/UwyNc6a8aeI/AAAAAAAB98A/oaxTqlIsO8o/s200/9924.jpeg

... how easily it corrupts and the hearts of men are swayed.

You can be a perv without signing over your dignity.

[SeiKeo]

I'm going to put you on ignore if you keep changing your avatar like a monkey on coke.

[just Beamu]

You can be a perv without signing over your dignity.
Too late for that in this instance I think

[Prix with a Silent X]

I'm going to put you on ignore if you keep changing your avatar like a monkey on coke.

I laughed.

[Historia]

You can be a perv without signing over your dignity.

I suppose. But where's the fun in that? Y'know?

And...

Moment over.

[Prix with a Silent X]

Too late for that in this instance I think

Too late in most instances. Where can I go to find pervs with some class?

[Snow]

Where can I go to find pervs with some class?
Yes hello.

[Prix with a Silent X]

Yes hello.

Yes hi, Dear Friend Snow.

[just Beamu]

Too late in most instances. Where can I go to find pervs with some class?
Is it better if the person has neither of these two things

[Snow]

Yes hi, Dear Friend Snow.
It's me you're looking fooor

[Spinach]

It's me you're looking fooor

Not believing this for a minute actually

[Prix with a Silent X]

It's me you're looking fooor

It isss. Have you decided to be a cute girl yet or do I have one acceptable cute boy still?

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Not believing this for a minute actually

Whatever, Spinach. I know dear friend Snow.

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Is it better if the person has neither of these two things

I don't understand your question.

[Zurvan]

I have class, sometimes.

Also wait Shrapnel is a guy? I was really conflicted about this

[Prix with a Silent X]

I have class, sometimes.

Also wait Shrapnel is a guy? I was really conflicted about this

I was too, but Shrapnel is a boy.

[Historia]

Also wait Shrapnel is a guy?

I like pink, if that explains anything.

[Prix with a Silent X]

I like pink, if that explains anything.

I'm pretty certain you're a guy.

[GhostDIGIT]

Sorry. Once upon a time, when I first came up this site, I was an effort poster.

But now...

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-M8tEz4wJxyU/UwyNc6a8aeI/AAAAAAAB98A/oaxTqlIsO8o/s200/9924.jpeg

... how easily it corrupts and the hearts of men are swayed.
They're the best despite being the worst.

[Prix with a Silent X]

They're the best despite being the worst.

I mean it's okay if you're into gourd shaped people. Nothing particularly vile about that.

[Historia]

I'm pretty certain you're a guy.

... and I wasn't saying that I'm not?

[You]

Why are these things called food hacks

It's food, there's nothing to hack. This is literally just cheap cooking
because you are hacking to the food mang.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lkH-uMZVY4
see?

[Zurvan]

Saving the world by time travel, all through banana hacking

Steins Gate is brilliant

[SeiKeo]

Oh no

[Prix with a Silent X]

... and I wasn't saying that I'm not?

I was expressing my small lack of certainty. I'd apologize if I were wrong.

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Oh no

When are you gonna watch Steins;Gate with Glow?

[just Beamu]

I'm pretty certain you're a guy.
Men can like pink

[Zurvan]

Men can like pink

Your username really helps bring this point across.
No offense, just stereotypes

[just Beamu]

Your username really helps bring this point across.
I don't even particularly like pink, but okay.

[Marmadillo]

You can be a perv without signing over your dignity.
most of people with dignity you know are pervs
i'll bet you

[Zurvan]

most of people with dignity you know are pervs
i'll bet you

Secretly she is one too

[GhostDIGIT]

Yes hello.
You seem more like a cute pervert than a classy one.

[Prix with a Silent X]

most of people with dignity you know are pervs
i'll bet you

And this doesn't mesh with my point how?

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Secretly she is one too

You don't have to try so hard, Zurvy.

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You seem more like a cute pervert than a classy one.

She can be both.

[GhostDIGIT]

The only person on here that I can consider a classy pervert is Seika.

[Zurvan]

She is a hardcore pervert that ships Marie and Jeanne
better?

[Snow]

You seem more like a cute pervert than a classy one.

must I be insulted everywhere I go today?

[Zurvan]

must I be insulted everywhere I go today?

Yes calling girls cute is now an insult
makes sense

[GhostDIGIT]

Cute is better than class, imo.

[Prix with a Silent X]

must I be insulted everywhere I go today?

It's okay Snow, I'll defend your pervy honor.

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Yes calling girls cute is now an insult
makes sense

Relax.

[Gl❀w]

Someone mentioned steins;gate in this thread and i woke up

SO LEO, ABOUT STEINS;GATE

[just Beamu]

Someone mentioned steins;gate in this thread and i woke up

SO LEO, ABOUT STEINS;GATE
Just kidnap him and tie him down to watch the rest already

[Zurvan]

Sorry, not sorry
and Prix I'm just joking

[GhostDIGIT]

Just kidnap him and tie him down to watch the rest already
Yeah, Clockwork Orange that mothafucka.

[Spinach]

lol @ keo watching anime

[Gl❀w]

I'm working on it, guys. slow and steady gets leo to finish anime.

we're almost halfway through!

[just Beamu]

I'm working on it, guys. slow and steady gets leo to finish anime.
Kidnapping works faster


we're almost halfway through!
Oh, almost to the better part good

[Marmadillo]

And this doesn't mesh with my point how?
I do not always quote to contradict.

[SeiKeo]

lol @ keo watching anime
Fucked up if true

[Spinach]

Fucked up if true

Fucked up and true

[Gl❀w]

do it for me, leo

[Polly]

Only losers watch anime.

Be cool like me, kids, watch Legend of Korra.

[SeiKeo]

Only losers watch anime.

Be cool like me, kids, watch Legend of Korra.
My god

[just Beamu]

Only losers watch anime.

Be cool like me, kids, watch Legend of Korra.
But I aleady did

[2Bad]

Only losers watch anime.

Be cool like me, kids, watch Legend of Korra.

incredibly inconsistent show to claim cool points over, S2 is basically unwatchable

[Marmadillo]

Only losers watch anime.

Be cool like me, kids, watch Legend of Korra.
Sorry I dropped it 5 episodes in.

[Gl❀w]

I watched Korra

some seasons def better than others

doesn't change that leo committed to watching steins;gate and i'm gonna make him follow-through

[Polly]

My god

I'm watching it with my gf

[Prix with a Silent X]

incredibly inconsistent show to claim cool points over, S2 is basically unwatchable

Just watch ATLA instead

[Polly]

incredibly inconsistent show to claim cool points over, S2 is basically unwatchable

See kids this is an opinion of a fundamentally uncool person.

[SeiKeo]

I'm watching it with my gf
Please don't do this to me, I can't post "fucked up if true" too many times a day

[just Beamu]

Just watch ATLA instead
What if you're a completionist

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I'm watching it with my gf
How much of it have you actually seen so far?