Random Thoughts Thread

[Gl❀w]

a picture i took

do i look like kirby to you

[just Beamu]

I was wondering if you were becoming him

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And you look like a disembodied person behind an avatar at the moment friend

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And I see you joined the invisible club

[Marmadillo]

a picture i took

do i look like kirby to you
Didn't you have like winter a couple of weeks ago?

[Snow]

Slavs riding the coattails of Greeks riding the coattails of Latins do not inherit Latin authority

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Having said that, I'd still like to go to Split at some point.

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Those are different slavs of course but you know.

Snow Slavs

[Marmadillo]

There are Mountain Slavs, Plains Slavs and Wood Slavs.

[Historia]

Sob story, though? Fanfiction or original?

The Scathach thing.

[Skull]

My copy of Volume 5 of One Punch Man finally arrived. Yay~

Pics spoilered for size...
http://i.imgur.com/JQ5fBuu.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/RyCi4Be.jpg

[Snow]

There are Mountain Slavs, Plains Slavs and Wood Slavs.
Beach Slavs?

[Dullahan]

>looking on le archive dot o r g for precolonial english-language sources on benin
>they all date to 1897 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benin_Expedition_of_1897)
>eh, fair enough

[Marmadillo]

Beach Slavs?

A variety of Mountain Slavs that came down and repopulated the towns left by the Elder Ones.

[SeiKeo]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cgp6C9tU4AAt6V1.jpg:large

??

[2Bad]

look I like the idea of a town built out of Diocletian's old folks home ok

[Gl❀w]

Didn't you have like winter a couple of weeks ago?

why yes

yes we did

and that picture was taken like two days ago

[Polly]

Slavs master race.

[GhostDIGIT]

pls no fascism in my communism.

[Marmadillo]

why yes

yes we did

and that picture was taken like two days ago
Fascinating!

[Gl❀w]

Fascinating!

ikr

[Snow]

Slavs master race.
But actually not. We're pretty shitty tbh.

[Strife ❤️]

http://i.imgur.com/KW7YEEi.jpg

[SeiKeo]

I asked for Claire Underwood to fire me, not some dog.

[just Beamu]

why yes

yes we did

and that picture was taken like two days ago
Meanwhile it's basically been summer here since March

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Slavs master race.
um

[Snow]

On the first day of Christmas my slavic ancestry gave to meee

A nose that looks like I'm in the Shingeki militaryyyy

[Dullahan]

hey gel, have you heard about the master-slav dialectic

[2Bad]

oh right Snow is actually from Split, I forgot

[Marmadillo]

But actually not. We're pretty shitty tbh.
Plains Slavs having been in contact or ruled over by the Westernese have developed a peacecul if somewhat self-centered culture. Mountain Slavs on the other hand have lived in harsh environment resulting in significant infighting. Wood Slavs is a weird case. Both the Elder Ones and the Dark Hordes have left marks in their culture resulting in a unique mix of violent disregard for life, high culture and ambitions characteristic of their ancient teachers.

[Snow]

oh right Snow is actually from Split, I forgot

That she is.

[2Bad]

I really want to go to that palace

[Prix with a Silent X]

The Burger King Chicken Fries box is one of the most devious designs in the history of filthy marketing to people who eat crappy food.

[just Beamu]

Why the box?

[Strife ❤️]

it worked on me it made me buy them

it looks like a chocobo

[just Beamu]

I mean the fries themselves are alright as far as that kind of food goes but I really don't remember the box

[Snow]

I really want to go to that palace
Maybe my parents would let you sleep in my room, who knows.

[just Beamu]

it worked on me it made me buy them

it looks like a chocobo
Oh shit you're right

Except I don't think she's played any FF?

Also nice return to Luvia Strife

[Strife ❤️]

http://static.stereogum.com/uploads/2015/08/CF-BK.jpg

[SeiKeo]

So is that chicken in fry like strips or fries in chicken breading?

[just Beamu]

http://static.stereogum.com/uploads/2015/08/CF-BK.jpg
Dipping them in anything other than ketchup is just sinful tho

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So is that chicken in fry like strips or fries in chicken breading?
The former

[Prix with a Silent X]

So is that chicken in fry like strips or fries in chicken breading?

It's chicken strips in a longer, fry shape.

[2Bad]

Maybe my parents would let you sleep in my room, who knows.

u aren't late imperial Roman architecture sorry

[Snow]

u aren't late imperial Roman architecture sorry

hidoi af

[just Beamu]

Become all the architecture, Snow

[Prix with a Silent X]

I ate some food and now I want to burn down every Burger King in America. Why does anyone like fast food.

[Snow]

Fast food is sin.

And sin tastes goooood.

[GhostDIGIT]

It's cheap.

[just Beamu]

I ate some food and now I want to burn down every Burger King in America. Why does anyone like fast food.
My taste buds are white trash I'm sorry

[GhostDIGIT]

Also, what Snow said.

[just Beamu]

Fast food is sin.

And sin tastes goooood.
Also this

[Skull]

Fast Food is fast.

That's why it's so good. Yeah I'm too lazy to cook.

[Prix with a Silent X]

I'm too sad to cook so I ate some and now I'm even more sad.

[Polly]

On the first day of Christmas my slavic ancestry gave to meee

A nose that looks like I'm in the Shingeki militaryyyy

Your nose is cute

[black1blade]

So polly, has your student activism amounted to anything yet?

[Kirby]

weee new nagi yanagi album

[just Beamu]

So polly, has your student activism amounted to anything yet?
I can't tell if this is accusatory or just reads like that

[Sesto]

I can't tell if this is accusatory or just reads like that

it sounds like something your relative would say at a family gathering, in a condescending tone

[Snow]

Okay i was at a place called Tolkien's Pub

First we had a huge glass of some beer mix called Mirkwood

Then we had a mix of cider and red O'Hara's called Red Dragon.

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Your nose is cute

Noe

[SeiKeo]

you fukin nerd

[Snow]

It was my friend's birthday and she's a tolkien nut.

And besides, we only went there because the Beer Factory next door was packed.

[just Beamu]

it sounds like something your relative would say at a family gathering, in a condescending tone
Yeah that's probably why I thought so.

I can't tell if it's intentional

[Prix with a Silent X]

Yeah that's probably why I thought so.

I can't tell if it's intentional

To be honest, since you've established that you never like b1b's tone, it's best to just ignore him if you think he's being obnoxious unless you have a particular point in calling him out. I trust Polly to know when and how to answer questions and to evaluate their value.

On the other hand, b1b, that does sound extremely condescending and maybe you and your cheeky Britishness should stay out of more serious social activism issues until you learn enough about them not to sound vague and dismissive.

[Zurvan]

I want to sleep, my brain doesn't
screw you brain

[Prix with a Silent X]

I want to sleep, my brain doesn't
screw you brain

Valerian tea. Also, I don't know what your weather is but I've heard bathing or showering in very warm water then letting your body slowly cool down to being chilled just before bed helps you sleep.

[SeiKeo]

If you actually want to go to sleep don't get on any electronics smh

[just Beamu]

To be honest, since you've established that you never like b1b's tone, it's best to just ignore him if you think he's being obnoxious unless you have a particular point in calling him out. I trust Polly to know when and how to answer questions and to evaluate their value.

On the other hand, b1b, that does sound extremely condescending and maybe you and your cheeky Britishness should stay out of more serious social activism issues until you learn enough about them not to sound vague and dismissive.
In this instance I was more questioning the intent of the statement and whether or not it was actually intended as condescending than I was personally annoyed. Which is surprising given that it's me but still

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If you actually want to go to sleep don't get on any electronics smh
but I have to inject it into my veins fam

[Frostyvale]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/b9194c98ed39bdfd9048ef51ad0e6cd4/tumblr_inline_o1hd3uv6M01rclriz_540.gif

Me on the right.

[Prix with a Silent X]

If you actually want to go to sleep don't get on any electronics smh

Be realistic.

[Frostyvale]

Sleep like this:

http://i.imgur.com/198QVYC.gif

[Prix with a Silent X]

I miss the old Frostyvale.

[SeiKeo]

Be realistic.
Oh, okay, lie to a doctor and get an ambien scrip.

[Prix with a Silent X]

Oh, okay, lie to a doctor and get an ambien scrip.

Good idea.

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Or drink the tea, like what I said.

[Ivan The Mouse]

I just woke up wanting to hump something.

How lewd.

[Frostyvale]

Easy guide to going to sleep:

1. Relax completely. Make sure that no muscle in your body is contracting. Lie down somewhere, on something suitably soft. Tension out, and then you're probably feeling pretty good already.

2. Close eyes, empty mind. Stillness.

http://i.imgur.com/UjYNbun.gif

[just Beamu]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/b9194c98ed39bdfd9048ef51ad0e6cd4/tumblr_inline_o1hd3uv6M01rclriz_540.gif

Me on the right.
Oh hey it's me on the left

[SeiKeo]

Easy guide to going to sleep:

1. Relax completely. Make sure that no muscle in your body is contracting. Lie down somewhere, on something suitably soft. Tension out, and then you're probably feeling pretty good already.

2. Close eyes, empty mind. Stillness.

http://i.imgur.com/UjYNbun.gif
Is this like 'jo to saber before sleeping' or what

[Frostyvale]

Is this like 'jo to saber before sleeping' or what
http://i.imgur.com/zCyH07q.gif

[SeiKeo]

I see.

[GhostDIGIT]

People sure love Saber suffering.

[Kirby]

http://i.imgur.com/ndJXsl1.gif

[just Beamu]

Through the combined machinations of my aunt and I we have convinced my cousin to spell her baby's name like an actual name and not some newfangled file extension

huzzah

[Frostyvale]

.
ha ha ha ha

[GhostDIGIT]

Through the combined machinations of my aunt and I we have convinced my cousin to spell her baby's name like an actual name and not some newfangled file extension

huzzah
What, did she have .dll in the name?

[SeiKeo]

.
http://i.imgur.com/FTgDqHd.png

[just Beamu]

What, did she have .dll in the name?
Woulda been .axl minus the . but we both felt physical pain at the lack of a second vowel

[Kirby]

poi

[GhostDIGIT]

Woulda been .axl minus the . but we both felt physical pain at the lack of a second vowel
Good job on saving someone from having a weird name, Beamu.

[just Beamu]

Good job on saving someone from having a weird name, Beamu.
Though I am glad that it doesn't start with the same sound as the rest of the youguns names all do so hey

[SeiKeo]

poi
with the rain, she looks kind of like a boat, you know

[Kirby]

If you had to assign boats to TM designs, who would get what

[just Beamu]

oh god not the boats

[SeiKeo]

You mean like irl boats to get a preexisting design from fate?

[GhostDIGIT]

oh god not the boats
It's too late now, ABANDON SHIP!

[Kirby]

Yes

[SeiKeo]

http://i.imgur.com/KtNBI87.jpg

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ok that was free

[Kirby]

Ex: Which Royal Navy ship would Saber be?

[Strife ❤️]

HMS Dragon or HMS Prince of Wales

[SeiKeo]

fuck that's actually hard, Barham?

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HMS Prince of Wales
no action in wwi

[Strife ❤️]

admittedly i was going by name alone

[just Beamu]

Might as well just go by name

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This is Rider btw (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Bellerophon_(1907))

[Zurvan]

Easy guide to going to sleep:

1. Relax completely. Make sure that no muscle in your body is contracting. Lie down somewhere, on something suitably soft. Tension out, and then you're probably feeling pretty good already.

2. Close eyes, empty mind. Stillness.

Yeah that isn't working.




Or drink the tea, like what I said.

Gonna have to try this soon in my life, thanks

[Sesto]

take 5 tablets of melatonin and there you go, problems solved

[just Beamu]

take 5 tablets of melatonin and there you go, problems solved
Depends on tablet size. I don't think you're supposed to go above 20mg

[Prix with a Silent X]

Gonna have to try this soon in my life, thanks

You live in another country, so I'm not sure what's available, and certain herbal supplements have different regulations in different countries. For example, I think St. John's Wort is unavailable in the UK even though you can get it here. Anyway, here we have a brand of tea that sells it, and it's a mild herbal sedative. It definitely works for me.

[Sesto]

Depends on tablet size. I don't think you're supposed to go above 20mg

so what

[just Beamu]

so what
Overdosing is generally not beneficial but I'm probably telling the wrong person

[Frostyvale]

It's a hormone, how bad can it be compared to ethanol?

[SeiKeo]

pretty sure you can't od on melatonin lol?

[just Beamu]

I meant in general but it would probably be difficult to yes

Though other problems still stand

[Polly]

It is almost 4 am here and yes hi hello insomnia my old friend

[Zurvan]

Same here

[Polly]

pretty sure you can't od on melatonin lol?

ODing on sleeping pills is generally very hard to accomplish.

Dont do it kids you will just puke. Or they will pump your stomach out by shoving a tube down your nose.

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Same here

Join the club we have matching jackets.

[Zurvan]

Reading bl again since sleeping is good so my body is rejecting it
well things could be worse, at least I'm in my own bed again

[SeiKeo]

and melatonin isn't even real sleeping pills

[2Bad]

if you're having trouble sleeping that just means you aren't drunk enough

[just Beamu]

ODing on sleeping pills is generally very hard to accomplish.

Dont do it kids you will just puke. Or they will pump your stomach out by shoving a tube down your nose.
Vomiting is bad


Join the club we have matching jackets.
Are the jackets cute and stylish

[Zurvan]

Join the club we have matching jackets.

where can I sign up, I need this in my life

[just Beamu]

and melatonin isn't even real sleeping pills
it vaguely works for me

[Zurvan]

if you're having trouble sleeping that just means you aren't drunk enough

I'm not drunk at all.
seems like I found the problem

[Prix with a Silent X]

People get dependent on melatonin, though. It's best not to do that. And I know it's a different type of hormone than the ones I'm thinking of, but hormonal supplements do have risks...?

[Frostyvale]

Let's consider everything worse than insomnia.

Incontinence.

Sleep apnea.

Sleep paralysis.

A really bad nightmare.

A really bad nightmare that starts somewhat pleasantly.

Waking up covered in sweat.

Not waking up.

[Sesto]

Not waking up sounds a lot better than insomnia actually

[just Beamu]

A really bad nightmare.

Waking up covered in sweat.
I also have this happen reasonably often

[Zurvan]

Let's consider everything worse than insomnia.

Incontinence.

Sleep apnea.

Sleep paralysis. ✓

A really bad nightmare. ✓

A really bad nightmare that starts somewhat pleasantly. ✓

Waking up covered in sweat. ✓

Not waking up.

Only three more to go

[Prix with a Silent X]

I have recurrent nightmares lately, and when I do fall asleep I end up waking up with my hands balled into fists for some reason. Not sure what that's about.

[Polly]

Yes, I, too, am a bundle of joy.

[Zurvan]

^Seeing irony posts will do that yeah

[just Beamu]

My nightmares tend to involve me dying or worse

[Prix with a Silent X]

Polly, I wish you joy.

[just Beamu]

Yes, I, too, am a bundle of joy.
You are a bundle of fun and stuff

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Polly, I wish you joy.
Also sincerely this

[Sesto]

I have had real nice dreams lately actually

Last night I had one that had a really cute girl. Waking up sucked

[Zurvan]

I pretty much never remember any dream I have if I sleep, (if I dream that is)

[Polly]

Polly, I wish you joy.

And I wish you this:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/e4ZRWJs0fow/hqdefault.jpg

[Strife ❤️]

That's cruel.

[Polly]

I pretty much never remember any dream I have if I sleep, (if I dream that is)

You do dream and not remembering your dreams or that you had them at all is generally an indicator of good, sound sleep.

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That's cruel.

How are chocolate and toys cruel??

[Strife ❤️]

How are chocolate and toys cruel??


http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/why-are-kinder-surprise-eggs-illegal-in-the-usa-10055273.html

[Sesto]

Dreaming is the best part of sleep
I get excited to sleep just because it means I can dream
A life without dreams would be a life not worth living. ..

[SeiKeo]

I have had real nice dreams lately actually

Last night I had one that had a really cute girl. Waking up sucked
I try and dream this IRL. It helps.

[Zurvan]

You do dream and not remembering your dreams or that you had them at all is generally an indicator of good, sound sleep.


But what if I want to control my dreams? What if I want to know what my dreams are like?

[Polly]

Dreaming is the best part of sleep
I get excited to sleep just because it means I can dream
A life without dreams would be a life not worth living. ..

I think I'd rather trade dreams for something worthwhile. Like a decent night's sleep and rest.

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http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/why-are-kinder-surprise-eggs-illegal-in-the-usa-10055273.html

At least they have their assault rifles...

[Zurvan]

A life without dreams would be a life not worth living. ..

this is actually my life

[SeiKeo]

I think I'd rather trade dreams for something worthwhile. Like a decent night's sleep and rest.

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At least they have their assault rifles...
Well you can't look forward to being a cute girl.

[Polly]

I try and dream this IRL. It helps.

Want me to be ur cute irl girl?

I wouldnt charge much.

[just Beamu]

How are chocolate and toys cruel??
Kinder eggs are banned here :(

[Polly]

Well you can't look forward to being a cute girl.

Thats cuz i already am one?

[Sesto]

I think I'd rather trade dreams for something worthwhile. Like a decent night's sleep and rest.

I don't think remembering dreams is an indicator you didn't sleep well, honestly

[just Beamu]

At least they have their assault rifles...
Literally one in my dad's closet right now

[SeiKeo]

Thats cuz i already am one?
That's the idea yes.

[Polly]

I don't think remembering dreams is an indicator you didn't sleep well, honestly

To me it is because it indicates my sleep was shallow and shit and I woke up like 50 times

[just Beamu]

I only remember nightmares

[Frostyvale]

Literally one in my dad's closet right now
It has the fun switch and everything?

[Zurvan]

I only remember nightmares

This sounds like a bad thing, but I'm somehow envious of you
Can you give me your nightmares pretty please?

[just Beamu]

You mean, uh, with the fun switch and everything?
I don't care to ask him about the details since he'd take that as me getting interested in taking up shooting and haha no

[Tobias]

Actually dreams are a sign you entered REM sleep and are therefor generally a sign you slept well. That said, some dreams, nightmares and night terrors, can cause you to wake up, ruining the periods of deep sleep. Even if they don't, they can leave you psychologically exhausted even if you are physically rested.

[Polly]

Actually dreams are a sign you entered REM sleep and are therefor generally a sign you slept well. That said, some dreams, nightmares and night terrors, can cause you to wake up, ruining the periods of deep sleep. Even if they don't, they can leave you psychologically exhausted even if you are physically rested.

What if Im not even physically rested

[Zurvan]

Then you enter the REM cycle easily, and also leave it easily

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or not enough cycles/hours of sleep

[Polly]

That sounds about right. At least as a partial explanation.

I havent had a good night's sleep for 2 years now.

Funsies

[Strife ❤️]

I don't care to ask him about the details since he'd take that as me getting interested in taking up shooting and haha no

go shoot with your dad imo

[just Beamu]

go shoot with your dad imo
That would also involve shooting with his friends, most of whom I cannot stand on account of them largely being terrible

[Prix with a Silent X]

go shoot with your dad imo

i read this as "go shoot your dad" which seemed harsh even if having an assault rifle is a kind of questionable life choice like geez

[Frostyvale]

Remove a preposition.

[SeiKeo]

Shooting with your dad is good.

[Sesto]

Guns are bad

[Frostyvale]

Also it's probably just a semi automatic rifle. Select fire rifles are the ones that go bang bang bang.

[Polly]

Everything is bad.

[SeiKeo]

Guns are bad
Guns are good.

[Prix with a Silent X]

Actually dreams are a sign you entered REM sleep and are therefor generally a sign you slept well. That said, some dreams, nightmares and night terrors, can cause you to wake up, ruining the periods of deep sleep. Even if they don't, they can leave you psychologically exhausted even if you are physically rested.

That's what keeps happening to me. Vivid dreams that happen what seems like shortly after falling asleep, but then waking up with horrible heart rate increase or crushing feelings of dread. I was actually really relieved when my alarm clock went off after only three hours of sleep when I couldn't go to sleep for work the other day because the dream I was having was so stressful and uncomfortable.

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Everything is bad.

I agree with this sentiment a lot lately but I hope that you have some good things soon.

[just Beamu]

Shooting with your dad is good.
But his friends are genuinely repulsive and I have no interest so

[Frostyvale]

Guns are bad
Without them they'd still be stabbing each other in Roman formations.

[Kirby]

I sometimes wake up sweating but that's because I forget to turn off the heater when it's warm.

[Frostyvale]

But his friends are genuinely repulsive and I have no interest so
Do it for dad's sake.

[just Beamu]

Guns are good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwZhKGgmoUI

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I agree with this sentiment a lot lately but I hope that you have some good things soon.
I hope this for all of you

[Frostyvale]

I sometimes wake up sweating but that's because I forget to turn off the heater when it's warm.
Couldn't have been a more Kirby response.

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Y'know what's more fun than guns? Thermite. Go play with some of that if you get a chance.

[Arashi_Leonhart]

Without them they'd still be stabbing each other in Roman formations.

that would be cool tho

[Kirby]

Would you want to live in a society where duels over insults were still commonplace and a socially acceptable response?

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With swords, btw

[just Beamu]

Do it for dad's sake.
My hatred of most of his friends runs very deep

[SeiKeo]

Would you want to live in a society where duels over insults were still commonplace and a socially acceptable response?

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With swords, btw
Too stressful.

[Frostyvale]

that would be cool tho
Same but fighting ain't fun when the other man's bigger'n you and you're standing level on the open field. Give me a horse and spear any day.

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In fact i wanna be a proper cataphract.

[Arashi_Leonhart]

Would you want to live in a society where duels over insults were still commonplace and a socially acceptable response?

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With swords, btw

Yes, then I could apply my interest in fencing and legally start weeding out people rather than arguing with them on the internet.

[Zurvan]

Same but fighting ain't fun when the other man's bigger'n you and you're standing level on the open field. Give me a horse and spear any day.

Then you just need to be smarter, poison your weapons

[just Beamu]

Would you want to live in a society where duels over insults were still commonplace and a socially acceptable response?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS79uxNFoHw

[Sesto]

Would you want to live in a society where duels over insults were still commonplace and a socially acceptable response?

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With swords, btw

Yes of course

[Frostyvale]

Easier to invent the longbow. Then perhaps cannons. Black powder was Good Civilization.

[Zurvan]

Would you want to live in a society where duels over insults were still commonplace and a socially acceptable response?

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With swords, btw

yes actually

[Kirby]

You can choose one BL member to a duel IRL, but the challenged gets the right to choose the method/medium through which you fight.

Who do you pick, and what would you pick if someone challenges you?

[SeiKeo]

MY WITS

[just Beamu]

Oh yay, friends of father are hear and I must suffer overhearing their conversations

I feel a headache oncoming

[Zurvan]

How about going to sleep?

[just Beamu]

How about going to sleep?
Waaaay too early

[Strife ❤️]

http://i.imgur.com/ISTajgu.jpg

[Sesto]

You can choose one BL member to a duel IRL, but the challenged gets the right to choose the method/medium through which you fight.

Who do you pick, and what would you pick if someone challenges you?

i challenge rodyle to settle this once and for all

if i was chosen, we'd play halo 3 battle rifles only on guardian

wait battle rifles and snipers actually

[SeiKeo]

i challenge rodyle to settle this once and for all

if i was chosen, we'd play halo 3 battle rifles only on guardian
settle ​what

[Strife ❤️]

have you forgotten the helldumping thread so quickly

[just Beamu]

http://i.imgur.com/ISTajgu.jpg
Also rather difficult to sleep to the tune of racist and homophobic rantings and slurs but cute images help so hey

[Sesto]

settle ​what

well, we'd settle it

[Zurvan]

Halo 3 br is easy life though

[Frostyvale]

You can choose one BL member to a duel IRL, but the challenged gets the right to choose the method/medium through which you fight.

Who do you pick, and what would you pick if someone challenges you?
Spinach.

If challenged, 1 v 1 in a small room, with fire extinguishers.

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Nah hold on.

Fisticuffs atop a nuclear tank.

[Zurvan]

Do you want to be buried in Melty Blood of all things

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How come quite some ASMR videos are just messed up weird as hell
like how do you reckon a kidnapping is relaxing, and that's a mild example

[Seika]

"What if duelling were still legal?"

"I would challenge someone in a way I can totally do right now."

Pick up a bloody sword and stab someone, you nerds.

E:
How come quite some ASMR videos are just messed up weird as hell
like how do you reckon a kidnapping is relaxing, and that's a mild example
Giving up control in a fantasy scenario could be relaxing, though I have no idea if your video is actually conducive to that.

[Frostyvale]

https://i.imgur.com/3stNO1Q.gif

[Zurvan]

It wasn't

also Seika knows what's up
I challenge her

[Prix with a Silent X]

E:
Giving up control in a fantasy scenario could be relaxing, though I have no idea if your video is actually conducive to that.

Most people who are into this find it exciting...

[Zurvan]

Most people who are into this find it exciting...

That is usually the case when people are into things they find exciting

[Seika]

also Seika knows what's up
I challenge her
Rapier and main-gauche. We shall be Italian Renaissance duellists.


Most people who are into this find it exciting...
Can depend on the context.

[just Beamu]

Calm down Seika, we can't all be deulists

[Strife ❤️]

my challenge:

your favourite 2016 us presidential candidate has to fight on your behalf

[just Beamu]

Most people who are into this find it exciting...
Most ASMR I've heard sounded like they were trying to cater to a fetish

[Dullahan]

dualism was a mistake

[Zurvan]

En garde I'd say
I might just poke you

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my challenge:

your favourite 2016 us presidential candidate has to fight on your behalf

hahahahaha, favourite

[just Beamu]

my challenge:

your favourite 2016 us presidential candidate has to fight on your behalf
The poor old man probably can't fight much unfortunately

[Frostyvale]

my challenge:

your favourite 2016 us presidential candidate has to fight on your behalf
James Mattis shall ride out in my name and

[Zurvan]

and feel the bern?

no really and what, the suspense

[Sesto]

cruz + trump vs sanders + hillary

hell in the cell tag team match

who would win

[Kirby]

2016 Presidential candidates gain Stands and battle out the election that way. What are their Stands called, and what do they do?

[just Beamu]

and feel the bern?

no really and what, the suspense
Does James Mattis sound like Bernie to you

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2016 Presidential candidates gain Stands and battle out the election that way. What are their Stands called, and what do they do?
Trump is Dio

[Zurvan]

Does James Mattis sound like Bernie to you



No, but Mattis will ride out and ... so maybe if he is fighting another president he could feel the burn
since you know, memes

[Sesto]

http://i.imgur.com/jfdn1uQ.jpg

i wish this was me

[Arashi_Leonhart]

"What if duelling were still legal?"

"I would challenge someone in a way I can totally do right now."

Pick up a bloody sword and stab someone, you nerds.

Well, I mean, I dunno about across the pond, but over here, if I were to walk up to somebody and say "I challenge you to a duel" and stab them to death, I would still get arrested. Even if they accepted and picked up a weapon.

I can't believe authority on this site would implicitly suggest something illegal to me, I'm scandalized.

[Zurvan]

I wish I was a genie
Then I could be the ultimate troll that can also grant wishes

[just Beamu]

Oh hey they're leaving, great, maybe the ranting about immigrants conspiring to take over will die down soon and with it my increasing headache

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I wish I was a genie
Then I could be the ultimate troll that can also grant wishes
Fuck the genie tbh

[Zurvan]

what's so bad about the genie lol git trolld m8
other then overusing and bad choices

[just Beamu]

I mean if he's cute and wealthy I can tolerate him but well

[Sesto]

i'm cute and pretend to be wealthy, does that count

[Zurvan]

no

[just Beamu]

Only actual wealth counts tbh I'm sorry Sesto

[Arashi_Leonhart]

Only actual cute counts tbh I'm sorry Sesto

[just Beamu]

There is that too but I didn't want to break his heart Arashi I mean damn

[Sesto]

i was called cute by real life japanese girls i think that's the most official you can get

[Frostyvale]

http://i.imgur.com/FFUPD94.gif

[Arashi_Leonhart]

i was called cute by real life japanese girls i think that's the most official you can get

they legit call anything cute

it's like saying the sky is blue or the breeze is nice

[Frostyvale]

That's so very

http://i.imgur.com/XUVZu8n.gif

not sad at all.

[Sesto]

yes because me being cute is a fact of life, just like the sky being blue or the breeze being nice

[Frostyvale]

http://i.imgur.com/VKopDun.gif

[Zurvan]

I see you're dreaming already

[Arashi_Leonhart]

if anything and everything is cute, then there is nothing that is not cute, which is contrary to the binary comparison that the word cute identifies with and therefore renders it useless

[just Beamu]

im sorry Sesto my heart and monetary desiress are simply not meant for you

[Zurvan]

Nothing is cute, and everything is ugly

[Sesto]

im sorry Sesto my heart and monetary desiress are simply not meant for you

tbh i don't care i just don't want to have my cuteness insulted

[just Beamu]

Nothing is cute, and everything is ugly
wow thanks

[Frostyvale]

http://i.imgur.com/jMLX2rd.gif

Me on the 左

[Zurvan]

but who is cuter,
You or Marie? the answer is Mcjon

[just Beamu]

tbh i don't care i just don't want to have my cuteness insulted
I'm sorry but I just can't trust your claims

[Frostyvale]

Real question is if he's cuter than:

http://i.imgur.com/MeXtEXD.gif

[just Beamu]

Real question is if he's cuter than:

http://i.imgur.com/MeXtEXD.gif
Reported

[SeiKeo]

the sky being blue isn't a fact, dingus

[Sesto]

but who is cuter,
You or Marie? the answer is Mcjon

i am marie. i've always been her, all along

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the sky being blue isn't a fact, dingus

fuck you

[just Beamu]

the sky being blue isn't a fact, dingus
It's been gray and dropping water on me for the last several days here

[Frostyvale]

Cuteness begins at neoteny. That is, the resemblance one has to an infant mammal. Do you truly possess facial proportions comparable to an infant? To initiate the examination, first check the ratio of your eyes and face. If it falls within the range of "holy lol your eyeballs are too big for your skull wtf" then you're cute.

How big is your nose? If it extends forward more than the length of the distal phalanx of your little finger, then you're not cute.

Can your hair fall into a hime cut? If not, you're not cute.

[just Beamu]

i am marie. i've always been her, all along
That's false

[Frostyvale]

http://i.imgur.com/I1aHNS8.gif

Me on the inside.

http://i.imgur.com/mlRWbf0.gif

Me on the outside.

[just Beamu]

Can your hair fall into a hime cut? If not, you're not cute.
Rude

[Sesto]

That's false

prove it

[SeiKeo]

fuck you

Would you do me? I'd do me.

[Zurvan]

Babies aren't cute though

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Would you do me? I'd do me.

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