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just Beamu
May 28th, 2016, 06:58 PM
That's about all I use it for too and then fairly rarely

Zurvan
May 28th, 2016, 06:59 PM
oh good, then I have nothing to fear

Prix with a Silent X
May 28th, 2016, 06:59 PM
I'm gonna write tonight. I know it. I just... know it...

just Beamu
May 28th, 2016, 07:01 PM
I'm gonna write tonight. I know it. I just... know it...
Good luck!

Zurvan
May 28th, 2016, 07:21 PM
I'm gonna write tonight. I know it. I just... know it...

yayyyyy, but what will it be about? continuation or perhaps a one shot thingy involving shiki and mikiya
I'll read it anyway
speaking of writing... Schrapnelllllllllllll

Prix with a Silent X
May 28th, 2016, 07:28 PM
I have like four fics in the fire and I don't know which one to tend.

GhostDIGIT
May 28th, 2016, 07:32 PM
the fuck is this boondocks saints execution on steam's main page

Historia
May 28th, 2016, 07:52 PM
speaking of writing... Schrapnelllllllllllll

What is it, Zu-zu?

GhostDIGIT
May 28th, 2016, 07:54 PM
Zurvan's a future sentient gargoyle?

Historia
May 28th, 2016, 07:55 PM
I'm gonna write tonight. I know it. I just... know it...

Yeah, me too.

Til I figure out how to describe a garden before and after it's destroyed while also trying to allude to some later story element or some such.

Prix with a Silent X
May 28th, 2016, 07:57 PM
Yeah, me too.

Til I figure out how to describe a garden before and after it's destroyed while also trying to allude to some later story element or some such.

I hear there's some supplemental reading you can do about describing gazebos that might help.

Zurvan
May 28th, 2016, 08:01 PM
What is it, Zu-zu?

This is only the beginning of it.

I NEED MOAR

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Zurvan's a future sentient gargoyle?

yes? maybe?

Historia
May 28th, 2016, 08:06 PM
I hear there's some supplemental reading you can do about describing gazebos that might help.

Can't tell if joking or not, but ok thanks.

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I NEED MOAR

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10382356/1/Twelfth-Apostle

Prix with a Silent X
May 28th, 2016, 08:06 PM
Can't tell if joking or not, but ok thanks.

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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10382356/1/Twelfth-Apostle

It was, in fact, a joke. But I believe that you can do it.

just Beamu
May 28th, 2016, 08:07 PM
Don't fuck with gazebos

Zurvan
May 28th, 2016, 08:09 PM
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10382356/1/Twelfth-Apostle

yeah, I well, I uhh
need more

Historia
May 28th, 2016, 08:17 PM
yeah, I well, I uhh
need more

nope

GhostDIGIT
May 28th, 2016, 08:19 PM
gonna have to find another dealer, zu-zu

Lonely Indian
May 28th, 2016, 08:19 PM
Hey guys what have you been up to lately?

just Beamu
May 28th, 2016, 08:20 PM
Hey guys what have you been up to lately?
Mahoyo and slowly merging with my BL Twitter account

Zurvan
May 28th, 2016, 08:24 PM
who will be my dealer?

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nothing wrong with that statement

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new story it is
mmmm, You are my King most likely

Prix with a Silent X
May 28th, 2016, 08:28 PM
You Are My King is good and it has been interesting to see how Shrapnel is working through crafting it.

GhostDIGIT
May 28th, 2016, 09:11 PM
weird how one of my ideas eventually became electric young man defends his family's claimed turf from vampires, native magus families, and magic mercenaries while selling whatever he can loot off them to some underground magic black market.

2Bad
May 28th, 2016, 09:19 PM
electric young man sounds alright but have you considered SAINT young men

GhostDIGIT
May 28th, 2016, 09:35 PM
not yet

Cruor
May 28th, 2016, 10:00 PM
for the last 12 hours or so

I've justt been watching creepypasta videos because falltan linked me to two series of videos by night mind

Prix with a Silent X
May 28th, 2016, 10:05 PM
Are you okay Cruor?

just Beamu
May 28th, 2016, 10:08 PM
This is not a good path

Cruor
May 28th, 2016, 10:10 PM
no.

my eyes hurt i've had a headache since before and after my nap three hours ago im thirsty and the plots of these things aren't even good

GhostDIGIT
May 29th, 2016, 12:12 AM
tfw your cousin hands you days old leftovers that smell so bad that you almost throw up.

Prix with a Silent X
May 29th, 2016, 12:14 AM
I hope you're cleaning out a fridge and not going to eat them...?

GhostDIGIT
May 29th, 2016, 12:16 AM
I just finished dumping it all into a trash bag and throwing it into the dumpster.

Prix with a Silent X
May 29th, 2016, 12:16 AM
Always not-fun but at least it's gone now.

GhostDIGIT
May 29th, 2016, 12:18 AM
It can never hurt me again.

Hmm, plan out story or play Salt and Sanctuary......

Why not both?

Raylen Cypher
May 29th, 2016, 01:17 AM
Unless you're ambidextrous.

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 04:34 AM
Why do I do this to myself- adding stuff to amazon basket when I have no monies. Also why the fuck am I even entertaining the thought of spending 150 on light novels.

Strife ❤️
May 29th, 2016, 05:15 AM
https://media.timeout.com/images/102825387/image.jpg

why does it have a pop tart

GhostDIGIT
May 29th, 2016, 05:37 AM
why does it have cheerios

Skull
May 29th, 2016, 05:59 AM
Also why the fuck am I even entertaining the thought of spending 150 on light novels.
What kind of LN's are you wanting that cost that much.

Then again I can't talk as I've easily spent more than that on LNs.

Strife ❤️
May 29th, 2016, 08:18 AM
Fuck it I'm st the restaurant I'm going to order the above creation

Snow
May 29th, 2016, 08:29 AM
It's the right thing to do.

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all the costume porn (http://imgur.com/gallery/4u3d6)

Skull
May 29th, 2016, 08:30 AM
Fuck it I'm st the restaurant I'm going to order the above creation
Keep us informed. That monstrosity needs to be analysed.

Hen_Ichi
May 29th, 2016, 08:39 AM
.

Hm. What manner of establishment created that Strife?

Skull
May 29th, 2016, 09:06 AM
Seeing as I have no money, this is probably the closest I can get to watching The Lion King musical...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqM6jbu59SI

Laserman
May 29th, 2016, 09:17 AM
What is that burger?

asterism42
May 29th, 2016, 10:07 AM
An abomination

Zurvan
May 29th, 2016, 10:14 AM
Was the Above creation too much for Strife?

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 11:16 AM
Fuck, can't find my biology revision guide- fuck my life ;_;

Zurvan
May 29th, 2016, 11:29 AM
revising biology, ha
that's funny

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 11:34 AM
I mean it's the sorta subject you kinda gotta revise- key words and stuff.

Zurvan
May 29th, 2016, 11:45 AM
I never revised it, nor was it necessary given my results. I usually understood the processes and mechanisms and the keywords are often easy to figure out if you know the origin of the words. Though I always was interested in the human body, so biology was fun and easy for me.
but others will need to revise of course, sorry if previous remark came across mean or anything
Anyway good luck

Gl❀w
May 29th, 2016, 12:08 PM
[breakfast burger]

why does it have a pop tart

what, no english muffin for buns?

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 12:12 PM
Muffins are subpar tbh

Gl❀w
May 29th, 2016, 12:20 PM
no, english muffin

http://www.oakrun.com/wp-content/uploads/imgBeauty_EnglishMuffin.jpg

Zurvan
May 29th, 2016, 12:22 PM
did someone say muffin?

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 12:22 PM
Okay that looks marginally better yeah

but strawberries no

Zurvan
May 29th, 2016, 12:22 PM
Muffins are subpar tbh

why are you so mean ;_;

Strife ❤️
May 29th, 2016, 12:41 PM
Hm. What manner of establishment created that Strife?

Almost Famous. Gets recommended a lot so I thought I'd try it out.

They didn't have the sausage patty in stock and replaced it with pulled pork which imo probably spoiled it.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cjn9MS4XIAAgO7X.jpg:large

It was ok. Too gimmicky.

The doughnut burger from Red's True Barbecue was 10x better - that was actually really good.

Bonus points for drink in a mason jar.

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the culinary delights of the edgy northern quarter

SeiKeo
May 29th, 2016, 12:43 PM
damn they put a pepsi in a mason jar get a load of these chill hoopy hipsters

Hen_Ichi
May 29th, 2016, 12:46 PM
They didn't have the sausage patty in stock and replaced it

laaaaaaaaaaaaaame. Also a bit too narthern.

Jar is nice tho.

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Also just watched some horrific video evidence of a biochemical weapon.

Most terrifying canned fish ever. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming)

Strife ❤️
May 29th, 2016, 12:46 PM
damn they put a pepsi in a mason jar get a load of these chill hoopy hipsters

The whole area is literally, literally hipster central.

Kirby
May 29th, 2016, 12:46 PM
cereal wtf

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 12:54 PM
Cereal should not be abused in this manner

Strife ❤️
May 29th, 2016, 12:55 PM
In fact I got the idea for the Fate Servant Twitter bot because some guy I know made one that generated Manchester hipster restaurants.

SeiKeo
May 29th, 2016, 12:55 PM
The whole area is literally, literally hipster central.
:100:

Kirby
May 29th, 2016, 01:02 PM
In fact I got the idea for the Fate Servant Twitter bot because some guy I know made one that generated Manchester hipster restaurants.
Link?

Spinach
May 29th, 2016, 01:03 PM
My favorite mason jar broke because I'm fuckign stupid and put it in hot water.

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 01:05 PM
Lol remembered I left it with teacher as she was going flipping thru to make sure she covered all the bases during a revision session XD.

Spinach
May 29th, 2016, 01:06 PM
Naturally I haven't had iced tea since.

Lace
May 29th, 2016, 01:15 PM
ok but when will strife have a business trip to germany and invite me to rly expensive dinner like

I3uster
May 29th, 2016, 01:23 PM
fuck germany

come here strife

ill show you the best schnitzel in town

if you know what i mean

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 01:26 PM
Muffins are subpar tbh
Muffins>cupcakes.

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 01:32 PM
Muffins>cupcakes.
Nah

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 01:36 PM
Yeah.

Snow
May 29th, 2016, 01:40 PM
Come to Cro Strife, join Five!

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 01:45 PM
We should all go to Croatia and have a large beach party in which we force Strife to eat increasingly larger and more exotic burgers until he reaches the breaking point

I3uster
May 29th, 2016, 01:46 PM
ASMR Strife forcefeeding

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 01:47 PM
Then we could sacrifice him and eat his flesh.

Snow
May 29th, 2016, 01:47 PM
We can hop over to Wien too I guess. I'm the getaway driver.

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 01:47 PM
Then we could sacrifice him and eat his flesh.
(OTHER POSTER)-"you aren't invited"

SeiKeo
May 29th, 2016, 01:48 PM
We should all go to Croatia and have a large beach party in which we force Strife to eat increasingly larger and more exotic burgers until he reaches the breaking point
keeping it 7th ;-)

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 01:48 PM
We can hop over to Wien too I guess. I'm the getaway driver.
I'm sure Hannibal will help us out if we are in a pickle or chilli.

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 01:49 PM
ASMR Strife forcefeeding
TOO FAR MAN

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keeping it 7th ;-)
What

I3uster
May 29th, 2016, 01:49 PM
We can hop over to Wien too I guess. I'm the getaway driver.

usually croatians make getaway drives from vienna

ha ha ha, racism

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 01:51 PM
keeping it 7th ;-)
And that was GayBmeau's "keeping it 7th since 2013". Next up we Strife's new single "I ate lots of burgers in croatia and died- peeps ate my flesh".

Snow
May 29th, 2016, 01:51 PM
usually croatians make getaway drives from vienna

ha ha ha, racism

Oh yeah after your tv set is in my trunk is what I meant.

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 01:52 PM
And that was GayBmeau's "keeping it 7th since 2013". Next up we Strife's new single "I ate lots of burgers in croatia and died- peeps ate my flesh".
Please stop

I3uster
May 29th, 2016, 01:53 PM
this is what i get for voting van der bellen

Historia
May 29th, 2016, 01:53 PM
Then we could sacrifice him and eat his flesh.

Uh what.

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 01:54 PM
Uh what.
It would be a waste using up all those burgers to fatten Strife up imo.

Snow
May 29th, 2016, 01:55 PM
You could've been the bastion of pure christian europe but no you had to pick the other guy.

SeiKeo
May 29th, 2016, 01:55 PM
you're a mod for god's sake buster do something

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 01:57 PM
It would be a waste using up all those burgers to fatten Strife up imo.
Please stop

I3uster
May 29th, 2016, 01:57 PM
About people shitposting in the 7th?

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 01:57 PM
You could've been the bastion of pure christian europe but no you had to pick the other guy.
who's the bastion of the heathens tho

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 01:59 PM
Just realised something really weird, always pronounced I3uster's name in my head as "Il-uster". No fucking idea why...

SeiKeo
May 29th, 2016, 01:59 PM
About people shitposting in the 7th?
vore asmr fetish

I3uster
May 29th, 2016, 02:00 PM
not furry, my hands are tied

Prix with a Silent X
May 29th, 2016, 02:01 PM
What does asmr stand for?

SeiKeo
May 29th, 2016, 02:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj1XOPgWB-4

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 02:02 PM
What does asmr stand for?
Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) is a euphoric experience characterized by a static-like or tingling sensation on the skin that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine, precipitating relaxation. It has been compared with auditory-tactile synesthesia.

Historia
May 29th, 2016, 02:03 PM
What does asmr stand for?

autonomus sensory meridian response

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and sniped

Kirby
May 29th, 2016, 02:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O22wkk6PHQQ

Skull
May 29th, 2016, 02:04 PM
Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) is a euphoric experience characterized by a static-like or tingling sensation on the skin that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine, precipitating relaxation. It has been compared with auditory-tactile synesthesia.
AKA the thing that doesn't work!

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 02:06 PM
most of it just sounds like an auditory fetish to me

Seika
May 29th, 2016, 02:06 PM
not furry, my hands are tied
I don't think we actually have anything that technically forbids their existence.

I'm not objecting, because I'm all for clearing the forums of various kind of creeps, furries included. But still.

I3uster
May 29th, 2016, 02:07 PM
i thought this was part of my joining negotiations

SeiKeo
May 29th, 2016, 02:10 PM
Part 2 of the ear-to-ear ASMR Let's Play of Minecraft that focuses on creating a metaphorical castle to help empower anyone that needs to hear this, so that they can become the true King or Queen of their own conscious mind. Sounds fun, right? ;)

Historia
May 29th, 2016, 02:12 PM
inb4 fate asmr

Zurvan
May 29th, 2016, 02:14 PM
dafuq happened...
I should leave more often

Snow
May 29th, 2016, 02:19 PM
Asmr of someone dirtily whispering in my ear that they cleaned my apartment and made me dinner or don't waste my time with that honestly

GhostDIGIT
May 29th, 2016, 02:20 PM
house husbando asmr?

SeiKeo
May 29th, 2016, 02:20 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LShhDfVTXaM

I3uster
May 29th, 2016, 02:23 PM
Asmr of someone dirtily whispering in my ear that they cleaned my apartment and made me dinner or don't waste my time with that honestly

sound of someone shouting over industrial vacuum cleaner asmr

SeiKeo
May 29th, 2016, 02:25 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujPS7P8tsoE

Snow
May 29th, 2016, 02:27 PM
sound of someone shouting over industrial vacuum cleaner asmr

o ye bby

AsGryffynn
May 29th, 2016, 02:41 PM
Just realised something really weird, always pronounced I3uster's name in my head as "Il-uster". No fucking idea why...

ORLY? I thought it was "Buster" with an stylized B...

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inb4 fate asmr

There's Halo ASMR... I think there might be Nasu ASMR somewhere...

GhostDIGIT
May 29th, 2016, 02:42 PM
what kind of asmr would fate be anyway?

SeiKeo
May 29th, 2016, 02:43 PM
Published on Oct 2, 2014
Tired of all those ASMR videos by women trying to put makeup on your face or showing you what's in their purses? Fuck that! Manley ASMR is a manly ASMR series for men, hosted by a man's man named Iggy M. Manley. From boots to video games and tools, you'll find nothing but manly ASMR here. None of that female crap!

To all of our female viewers, subscribers and Patrons: feel free to watch, but there's nothing here you'd understand. Besides, you should be cleaning, in the kitchen cooking, taking selfies or posting pics of your cat.

Manley's Ten ComMANdments for being a Man's Man:

1. Be respectful of all people no matter their age, race, creed, sexual preference / orientation, religion, etc. And yes, that even includes women. That also means here in the comments. Don't make me ban you for being an asshole!
2. Do your best to be a good person. Everyone fucks up. Apologize. Learn from your mistakes and try not to do it again.
3. Own up to your mistakes. Don't be too proud to admit you're wrong.
4. Take accountability for your words and actions
5. Lead by example by setting a good one.
6. Be loving, kind, compassionate, honest, empathetic, considerate, courteous, open-minded, understanding, humble, generous, accepting and all of those positive traits and qualities that make a man.
7. Do man things like build and fix shit with your assortment of tools. Your wife will thank you for it. And when I say wife that includes my lesbian and gay brothers and sisters who are married or have a significanat other. Got a problem with that? See #1.
8. Pay it forward. When someone does something for you, pay that good deed forward to someone else.
9. Try to do your part to make the world a better place.
10. Don't be a clown. No one likes a sheep in man's clothing. Besides, clowns are scary as fuck.

Man on,
I. M. Manley

Prix with a Silent X
May 29th, 2016, 02:43 PM
what kind of asmr would fate be anyway?

That sound at the beginning of Into the Night on a ten hour loop.

Historia
May 29th, 2016, 02:43 PM
all this asmr is reminding me of the audiobooks we'd listen to in class during middle school because the teacher liked them over reading the books aloud as a group or individually amongst ourselves

the one that comes to mind is the tell-tale heart

i forget which version but the dude sounded appropriately disturbed. it started off gradual, where he sort of whispered and spoke normally, then as it keep going it grew into shouting and rage-filled eye film hate

it was great and now it's bothering me cause i cant remember who it was

Prix with a Silent X
May 29th, 2016, 02:45 PM
Published on Oct 2, 2014
Tired of all those ASMR videos by women trying to put makeup on your face or showing you what's in their purses? Fuck that! Manley ASMR is a manly ASMR series for men, hosted by a man's man named Iggy M. Manley. From boots to video games and tools, you'll find nothing but manly ASMR here. None of that female crap!

To all of our female viewers, subscribers and Patrons: feel free to watch, but there's nothing here you'd understand. Besides, you should be cleaning, in the kitchen cooking, taking selfies or posting pics of your cat.

Manley's Ten ComMANdments for being a Man's Man:

1. Be respectful of all people no matter their age, race, creed, sexual preference / orientation, religion, etc. And yes, that even includes women. That also means here in the comments. Don't make me ban you for being an asshole!
2. Do your best to be a good person. Everyone fucks up. Apologize. Learn from your mistakes and try not to do it again.
3. Own up to your mistakes. Don't be too proud to admit you're wrong.
4. Take accountability for your words and actions
5. Lead by example by setting a good one.
6. Be loving, kind, compassionate, honest, empathetic, considerate, courteous, open-minded, understanding, humble, generous, accepting and all of those positive traits and qualities that make a man.
7. Do man things like build and fix shit with your assortment of tools. Your wife will thank you for it. And when I say wife that includes my lesbian and gay brothers and sisters who are married or have a significanat other. Got a problem with that? See #1.
8. Pay it forward. When someone does something for you, pay that good deed forward to someone else.
9. Try to do your part to make the world a better place.
10. Don't be a clown. No one likes a sheep in man's clothing. Besides, clowns are scary as fuck.

Man on,
I. M. Manley

This is like watching natural selection at work.

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 02:49 PM
I remember thinking I had found music from GITS that hadn't been taken down, but alas, it was ASMR of a song

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This is like watching natural selection at work.
It's beautiful

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 02:52 PM
I've seen this ASMR thing around but never watched any videos.

Skull
May 29th, 2016, 02:52 PM
what kind of asmr would fate be anyway?
Would listen to Kotomine talking about anything.

GhostDIGIT
May 29th, 2016, 02:53 PM
Would listen to Kotomine talking about anything.
hmmmm

what about him saying angra mainyu over and over again in a hushed voice?

You
May 29th, 2016, 02:54 PM
i have never heard of this asmr thing neither have i seen anything about it other than now.
am i becoming uncool?

Zurvan
May 29th, 2016, 02:54 PM
nah,
You is the coolest

Kirby
May 29th, 2016, 02:55 PM
i have never heard of this asmr thing neither have i seen anything about it other than now.
am i becoming uncool?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O22wkk6PHQQ
.

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 02:55 PM
i have never heard of this asmr thing neither have i seen anything about it other than now.
am i becoming uncool?
You aren't

Snow
May 29th, 2016, 02:56 PM
To all of our female viewers, subscribers and Patrons: feel free to watch, but there's nothing here you'd understand. Besides, you should be cleaning, in the kitchen cooking, taking selfies or posting pics of your cat.
get to it keo

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To all of our female viewers, subscribers and Patrons: feel free to watch, but there's nothing here you'd understand. Besides, you should be cleaning, in the kitchen cooking, taking selfies or posting pics of your cat.
get to it keo

Strife ❤️
May 29th, 2016, 02:57 PM
Come to Cro Strife, join Five!

Has he got a date in mind?

SeiKeo
May 29th, 2016, 02:58 PM
http://i.imgur.com/iiYjwAw.jpg

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 03:01 PM
nah,
You is the coolest
Brahh

AsGryffynn
May 29th, 2016, 03:01 PM
Would listen to Kotomine talking about anything.

Holy crap! It fits! His voice is pretty calming (both versions)...

Also, this is not ASMR, but it's calming since it's a reminder of the best years of my life...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qqJY1Jl3es

That song is the shit...

You
May 29th, 2016, 03:02 PM
after googling this ASMR thing.
i still don't get it.
other than it's a meme now.

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oh cool so this is a nerd thing for nerds

Leftovers
May 29th, 2016, 03:03 PM
that's one way to put it (http://pastebin.com/yKhVZ0Zm)

SeiKeo
May 29th, 2016, 03:03 PM
hey buster i found one for you

Historia
May 29th, 2016, 03:12 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZbfkGopl8c

maybe this guy...

AsGryffynn
May 29th, 2016, 03:14 PM
after googling this ASMR thing.
i still don't get it.
other than it's a meme now.

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oh cool so this is a nerd thing for nerds

Basically, they make sounds that make you sleepy...

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 03:21 PM
Basically, they make sounds that make you sleepy...
Uh no

Skull
May 29th, 2016, 03:29 PM
Uh no
ASMR apparently covers everything now...including sleep.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5ngvtoJAGk

Strife ❤️
May 29th, 2016, 03:32 PM
I'm all for clearing the forums of various kind of creeps, furries included. But still.

Do you plan to systematically ban the whole forum, until you alone remain, then ban yourself?

Kirby
May 29th, 2016, 03:33 PM
And then there were none.

AsGryffynn
May 29th, 2016, 03:51 PM
Uh no

Uh yes... unless there's this magical "revitalizing ASMR" that I missed...

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 03:54 PM
Uh yes... unless there's this magical "revitalizing ASMR" that I missed...
The overwhelming majority of them do not seem to be meant to put people to sleep

Prix with a Silent X
May 29th, 2016, 04:03 PM
http://i.imgur.com/iiYjwAw.jpg

What does it mean???

I3uster
May 29th, 2016, 04:07 PM
hey buster i found one for you

???

Leftovers
May 29th, 2016, 04:09 PM
What does it mean???

Looks like a selfie, with a cat, possibly in a kitchen.

Gl❀w
May 29th, 2016, 04:11 PM
The overwhelming majority of them do not seem to be meant to put people to sleep

i think its more that its supposed to relax you to make sleep easier, thus facilitating sleep without the actual goal of putting someone to sleep

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 04:20 PM
I don't know much about ASMR so okay

AsGryffynn
May 29th, 2016, 04:22 PM
The overwhelming majority of them do not seem to be meant to put people to sleep

Err...


i think its more that its supposed to relax you to make sleep easier, thus facilitating sleep without the actual goal of putting someone to sleep

Never mind...

Relaxation rather than just sleep does sound better...

Lace
May 29th, 2016, 04:27 PM
If you don't fall asleep to ASMR in 2016 what are you even doing

I3uster
May 29th, 2016, 04:28 PM
falling asleep to redlettermedia movie reviews

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 04:29 PM
Never sleeping properly

Zurvan
May 29th, 2016, 04:29 PM
training to not sleep ever

AsGryffynn
May 29th, 2016, 04:30 PM
Never sleeping properly

Story of my life...

I blame 343 Industries for that one though...

Snow
May 29th, 2016, 04:30 PM
Looks like a selfie, with a cat, possibly in a kitchen.
Leo following the natural order of things and doing his womanly work

SeiKeo
May 29th, 2016, 04:30 PM
i think its more that its supposed to relax you to make sleep easier, thus facilitating sleep without the actual goal of putting someone to sleep
i think it's more that there's a subset of nerds who really like a girl whispering in their ear pretending to be in close personal contact

Snow
May 29th, 2016, 04:31 PM
Has he got a date in mind?

P sure he does and I think he even told me but I forgot :/. But it's this summer iirc.

SeiKeo
May 29th, 2016, 04:31 PM
???
it's right there

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 04:32 PM
i think it's more that there's a subset of nerds who really like a girl whispering in their ear pretending to be in close personal contact
yeah I always just assumed it was some odd fetish

Lace
May 29th, 2016, 04:34 PM
i think it's more that there's a subset of nerds who really like a girl whispering in their ear pretending to be in close personal contact

my girl hungrylipsASMR got banned :(

Snow
May 29th, 2016, 04:34 PM
yeah I always just assumed it was some odd fetish

I wouldn't say the audio-tactile simulation fetish is weird in itself.

Some of those videos are too out there for me tho...

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 04:36 PM
I wouldn't say the audio-tactile simulation fetish is weird in itself.

Some of those videos are too out there for me tho...
I gazed into the abyss and turned away in distaste

Lace
May 29th, 2016, 04:40 PM
ok but this is a really good asmr video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHtmeyQs5sc

Snow
May 29th, 2016, 04:41 PM
I meant stimulation* JC

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 04:45 PM
I meant stimulation* JC
I assumed so yes

Strife ❤️
May 29th, 2016, 05:05 PM
ok but when will strife have a business trip to germany and invite me to rly expensive dinner like


Come to Cro Strife, join Five!

sorry looks like snow wins that dinner...

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unless we drive to germany

Snow
May 29th, 2016, 05:11 PM
:3

Lace
May 29th, 2016, 05:14 PM
http://66.media.tumblr.com/342b7761566f39edaf9984f0e2a6dcf9/tumblr_inline_o7wr99GO3M1spt7r4_500.jpg

Frostyvale
May 29th, 2016, 05:25 PM
http://i.imgur.com/9hbvrSV.png

GhostDIGIT
May 29th, 2016, 05:49 PM
tfw you've been playing a game so long that you start to feel lonely

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salt and sanctuary is like an addicting dark souls

SeiKeo
May 29th, 2016, 05:50 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Sn1DT8S.jpg

Peanut-007
May 29th, 2016, 05:50 PM
salt and sanctuary is like an addicting dark souls

so its just dark souls?

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 05:50 PM
girls in tanks

Peanut-007
May 29th, 2016, 05:51 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Sn1DT8S.jpg
give me a name ill watch it

GhostDIGIT
May 29th, 2016, 05:51 PM
so its just dark souls?
yeah sure, if it were in 2D

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or a side-scroller or whatever it is

Peanut-007
May 29th, 2016, 05:51 PM
girls in tanks

the anime for plastic modeling nerds that isnt kancolle

GhostDIGIT
May 29th, 2016, 06:10 PM
I just noticed that most of my saved fanarts are lewds....

Frostyvale
May 29th, 2016, 06:14 PM
http://i.imgur.com/3NbGpbJ.gif

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http://i.imgur.com/8XJAe2W.gif

King bun.

Snow
May 29th, 2016, 06:15 PM
He looks like he's got it all figured out.

Frostyvale
May 29th, 2016, 06:18 PM
http://i.imgur.com/PAN2skX.gif

GhostDIGIT
May 29th, 2016, 06:20 PM
she didn't even double click

Frostyvale
May 29th, 2016, 06:24 PM
http://i.imgur.com/AjLUpTA.gif

Strife ❤️
May 29th, 2016, 06:25 PM
Me on the right.

GhostDIGIT
May 29th, 2016, 06:25 PM
I don't even know what you're posting anymore, Frosty.

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 06:33 PM
ok but this is a really good asmr video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHtmeyQs5sc
So like I watched the first 30 seconds and at first I could hear it but then I turned it up and my right ear is tingling, kinda unpleasant tbh.

Prix with a Silent X
May 29th, 2016, 06:33 PM
He doesn't either, that's the trick.

GhostDIGIT
May 29th, 2016, 06:34 PM
I still don't understand

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 06:35 PM
Watched a bit more and lol you meant to have some sorta weird masturbation session to this or what XD. The bit where she was like "melons" then sorta puffed her chest was pretty funny.

Snow
May 29th, 2016, 06:36 PM
I consider Frosty a valuable friend.

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 06:36 PM
http://i.imgur.com/AjLUpTA.gif
Dropped that show ages ago but all I remember is gurl on left is best grill.

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Sorry strife but you are not best grill.

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maybe best at over grilling stuff.

SeiKeo
May 29th, 2016, 06:37 PM
Watched a bit more and lol you meant to have some sorta weird masturbation session to this or what XD.
:confused:

GhostDIGIT
May 29th, 2016, 06:37 PM
I consider Frosty a valuable friend.
So do I but he worries me sometimes

Zurvan
May 29th, 2016, 06:37 PM
this is frosty at this point
https://i.warosu.org/data/sci/img/0069/00/1416874959278.gif

GhostDIGIT
May 29th, 2016, 06:38 PM
Sorry strife but you are not best grill.
I'll get the pitchforks.

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 06:40 PM
I'll get the pitchforks.
I'll get my great scythe.

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 06:40 PM
grill.
I cringe every time I see this

Strife ❤️
May 29th, 2016, 06:41 PM
Sorry strife but you are not best grill.

Well yeah that's why the food is on fire.

Frostyvale
May 29th, 2016, 06:41 PM
http://i.imgur.com/UE4ps53.gif

GhostDIGIT
May 29th, 2016, 06:42 PM
I'll get my great scythe.
les' do dis

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I cringe every time I see this
same

Zurvan
May 29th, 2016, 06:42 PM
I'll get my great scythe.

great scythe sucks yo

Snow
May 29th, 2016, 06:42 PM
:confused:
bb please, you're hurting Keo here

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 06:42 PM
Urg my left ear still feels weird.

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 06:43 PM
bb please, you're hurting Keo here
it's also hurting me

Prix with a Silent X
May 29th, 2016, 06:44 PM
Strife doesn't need to be a good grill. He pays people to do his grilling for him.

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 06:44 PM
great scythe sucks yo
Wish it didn't though, used it through most of my first play through but I now realise how shit damage it does.

Zurvan
May 29th, 2016, 06:45 PM
I like the word plough
why does bl disagree with the existence of the word plough

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 06:45 PM
it's also hurting me
Just chug estus.

Frostyvale
May 29th, 2016, 06:46 PM
Strife doesn't need to be a good grill. He pays people to do his grilling for him.
Unfortunately that's illegal in England.

Zurvan
May 29th, 2016, 06:46 PM
Just chug estus.

casul

SeiKeo
May 29th, 2016, 06:47 PM
I don't even think Strife has a home grill, which is sort of impressive for an allegedly socially active kind of guy.

Snow
May 29th, 2016, 06:47 PM
http://i.imgur.com/UE4ps53.gif
[sorry you cant escape]

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 06:47 PM
Unfortunately that's illegal in England.
So is riding your bike on the pavement.

Strife ❤️
May 29th, 2016, 06:48 PM
I live in an apartment

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I could put one on the balcony I guess???

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 06:49 PM
Just chug estus.
not quite the point

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 06:50 PM
I live in an apartment

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I could put one on the balcony I guess???
Nah keep it hidden inside, nobody will know that way.

Strife ❤️
May 29th, 2016, 06:51 PM
It's not because of rules it's because who has a grill inside their apartment?

SeiKeo
May 29th, 2016, 06:51 PM
It's not because of rules it's because who has a grill inside their apartment?
Cool people who have social lives, but only on some days of the week.

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 06:55 PM
Like what if the neighbors see you grilling and want a taste of the action?

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You know you only brought enough sausages or burgers for you or the few friends you got around- you just know man.

Snow
May 29th, 2016, 06:56 PM
Just make sure cute outfits don't pick up the smell and smoke.

SeiKeo
May 29th, 2016, 06:59 PM
Imagine, for a moment, your waifu is grilling. What is she wearing? What is she cooking? Is she any good? Does she have any idea what the proper fat mix for ground beef is? Does she put mustard on it?

Strife ❤️
May 29th, 2016, 06:59 PM
when your louis vuitton gets smokey

fucked up

SeiKeo
May 29th, 2016, 07:00 PM
I think that's what they're calling the new brown.

Snow
May 29th, 2016, 07:01 PM
Imagine, for a moment, your waifu is grilling. What is she wearing? What is she cooking? Is she any good? Does she have any idea what the proper fat mix for ground beef is? Does she put mustard on it?
idc just cook for me

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 07:02 PM
Mai main grilling waifu
http://darksouls.wdfiles.com/local--files/enemies/butcher.jpg

GhostDIGIT
May 29th, 2016, 07:03 PM
Mai main grilling waifu
grilling your cut off penis most likely

Snow
May 29th, 2016, 07:03 PM
Speaking of which I had a McDonald's national burger today and it was quite splendid.

Zurvan
May 29th, 2016, 07:03 PM
damnnnnnnnnn I should die

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 07:04 PM
Speaking of which I had a McDonald's national burger today and it was quite splendid.
National burger?

Snow
May 29th, 2016, 07:06 PM
National burger?
With like, national ingredients of the specific country.

I'm not sure how authentic it is but it's quite tasty.

GhostDIGIT
May 29th, 2016, 07:06 PM
Speaking of which I had a McDonald's national burger today and it was quite splendid.
What was in it?

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 07:07 PM
With like, national ingredients of the specific country.

I'm not sure how authentic it is but it's quite tasty.
Inform me of the wonders of Croatian cuisine devolved to the quality of McDonald's

Snow
May 29th, 2016, 07:08 PM
What was in it?

Meat, bacon, tomatoes, lettuce, two types of cheese and some sauce I can't place. Also it was in a brown bread bun with a much nicer and more natural texture than usual and it was bigger.

GhostDIGIT
May 29th, 2016, 07:09 PM
Meat, bacon, tomatoes, lettuce, two types of cheese and some sauce I can't place. Also it was in a brown bread bun with a much nicer and more natural texture than usual and it was bigger.
Sounds really good.

I'm now in the mood for a hamburger.

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 07:12 PM
grilling your cut off penis most likely

Speaking of which I had a McDonald's national burger today and it was quite splendid.
This is why I don't eat at mac donald's

GhostDIGIT
May 29th, 2016, 07:13 PM
...I don't know how those two things relate to one another.

Strife ❤️
May 29th, 2016, 07:13 PM
Pilot Light Gun: PDW issued to pilots of the Mobile Exo-Force of the Korean Army for use when forced to abandon their MEKA.

http://i.imgur.com/gKDvkcD.jpg

Snow
May 29th, 2016, 07:18 PM
(waiting patiently)

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 07:22 PM
I need to get overwatch, heard lots of good things about it.

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 07:22 PM
...I don't know how those two things relate to one another.
He's trying too hard

Historia
May 29th, 2016, 07:28 PM
I need to get overwatch, heard lots of good things about it.

Worth the investment, in my opinion.

11/10 would get body-headshotted by Hanzo again.

Frostyvale
May 29th, 2016, 07:30 PM
Welcome to the world of the Huntsman Sniper.

black1blade
May 29th, 2016, 07:32 PM
It's probably more the fact that shooters appeal to me but only when they are colourful.

Snow
May 29th, 2016, 07:36 PM
Symmetra on the streets

Mei in the sheets

Zurvan
May 29th, 2016, 07:37 PM
isn't mei ice cold and terrible to play against?

Snow
May 29th, 2016, 07:39 PM
isn't mei ice cold and terrible to play against?
she's cute but can also freeze your ass in a sec and if you don't find that amaze I don't know what to say to u

just Beamu
May 29th, 2016, 07:41 PM
Symmetra on the streets

Mei in the sheets
give us a rap friend snow

Snow
May 29th, 2016, 07:42 PM
but also ha ha snow jokes cuz Mei is cold and snowy and Symmetra is an architect

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give us a rap friend snow

sorry no