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Five_X
August 10th, 2016, 11:19 AM
Spin, what happen!

Zurvan
August 10th, 2016, 11:26 AM
The true terror

Skull
August 10th, 2016, 11:37 AM
Ohmigosh, a (British) woman on a quiz show guessed that Malcolm Turnbull was the Prime Minister of Scotland!
"I wasn't sure if Scotland had their own Prime Ministers..."

How could you be so stupid! :O

Dullahan
August 10th, 2016, 11:46 AM
frankly, we'd be happy to let them take him

Skull
August 10th, 2016, 11:49 AM
frankly, we'd be happy to let them take him
She also didn't know what Pearl Harbour was...

Suprisingly, she won the gameshow.

Arashi_Leonhart
August 10th, 2016, 11:51 AM
She also didn't know what Pearl Harbour was...


To be fair, I think most Americans would say "A movie with Ben Affleck?"

just Beamu
August 10th, 2016, 11:56 AM
She also didn't know what Pearl Harbour was...

Suprisingly, she won the gameshow.
low standard game show

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To be fair, I think most Americans would say "A movie with Ben Affleck?"
Most people I know haven't actually seen the movie and often only barely heard of it

Polly
August 10th, 2016, 12:02 PM
Ohmigosh, a (British) woman on a quiz show guessed that Malcolm Turnbull was the Prime Minister of Scotland!
"I wasn't sure if Scotland had their own Prime Ministers..."

How could you be so stupid! :O

Techically Scotland doesnt have Prime Ministers, but First Ministers, no?
#nitpickingsmartbutt

Skull
August 10th, 2016, 12:05 PM
low standard game show

It annoyingly requires more luck than skill.

There was an intelligent guy who got every question right but was knocked out in the first round because he just didn't have any luck. :(

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Techically Scotland doesnt have Prime Ministers, but First Ministers, no?
#nitpickingsmartbutt
Actually, Scotland does have a Prime Minister, her name is Theresa May, who is also Prime Minister for the UK as a whole.

Five_X
August 10th, 2016, 12:05 PM
There was an intelligent guy who got every question right but was knocked out in the first round because he just didn't have any luck. :(

Story of my life, man.

Snow
August 10th, 2016, 12:14 PM
My favourite month is October.

And, by pure chance and stroke of luck, in October I shall be venturing to Berlin!!

And by pure chance, me and mes amies are going Berlin, Potsdam, Dresden in October as well!

just Beamu
August 10th, 2016, 12:15 PM
Have fun in Germsny

Five_X
August 10th, 2016, 12:27 PM
http://i.imgur.com/l6UBMvy.jpg

bless you old fritz

Zurvan
August 10th, 2016, 12:33 PM
Ooooh pwetty

SeiKeo
August 10th, 2016, 12:34 PM
it's an ugly palace

Zurvan
August 10th, 2016, 12:36 PM
Is someone just stepping on your toes everyday?

Five_X
August 10th, 2016, 12:37 PM
Good Prussians were too modest and intelligent to waste trillions on a big gaudy house.

Polly
August 10th, 2016, 12:37 PM
And by pure chance, me and mes amies are going Berlin, Potsdam, Dresden in October as well!

Omg when?!? Our flight is on the 27th

Seika
August 10th, 2016, 12:38 PM
Is someone just stepping on your toes everyday?
Himself.

It's a sort of ritual.

Snow
August 10th, 2016, 12:38 PM
6th to 9th :(

Zurvan
August 10th, 2016, 12:39 PM
^
No wonder then

Five_X
August 10th, 2016, 12:45 PM
Himself.

It's a sort of ritual.

I'd say to keelhaul him for his attitude, but I hear he likes that sort of thing.

Snow
August 10th, 2016, 12:46 PM
We just can't beat Leo.

Zurvan
August 10th, 2016, 12:47 PM
Actually...

Polly
August 10th, 2016, 12:47 PM
6th to 9th :(

Shame :(

Nevermind, one day we shall go to prague together!

SeiKeo
August 10th, 2016, 12:54 PM
Is someone just stepping on your toes everyday?
No, it's actually ugly. I'm not even responding to you.

Seika
August 10th, 2016, 01:10 PM
That bizarre feeling when you spot Strife in YouTubers' Overwatch videos ...

Kirby
August 10th, 2016, 01:11 PM
IS THIS


EASSYYY MOOOODDDDEEEE

Five_X
August 10th, 2016, 01:11 PM
The thread is here:

http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/6947-Should-I-Play-Overwatch

aka make me do things I'll regret later after a few nights of possible fun

Strife ❤️
August 10th, 2016, 01:11 PM
That bizarre feeling when you spot Strife in YouTubers' Overwatch videos ...

https://49.media.tumblr.com/0c48ba6b39f55e11d95e67e1967aa995/tumblr_o3yfukRzcJ1tpfdspo2_400.gif

Seika
August 10th, 2016, 01:23 PM
https://49.media.tumblr.com/0c48ba6b39f55e11d95e67e1967aa995/tumblr_o3yfukRzcJ1tpfdspo2_400.gif
Mean. :(

Strife ❤️
August 10th, 2016, 01:29 PM
No meanness intended!

ILurkNoMoar
August 10th, 2016, 02:45 PM
That bizarre feeling when you spot Strife in YouTubers' Overwatch videos ...
It's even funnier seeing people commenting on Strife's cosplay pictures.

Snow
August 10th, 2016, 03:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux90A4YDLdo
One day I will sing this.

just Beamu
August 10th, 2016, 03:19 PM
Please do, your singing is actually very good

Strife ❤️
August 10th, 2016, 03:23 PM
It's even funnier seeing people commenting on Strife's cosplay pictures.

http://i.imgur.com/ehePqEml.jpg

Polly
August 10th, 2016, 03:35 PM
Sanity is a terrible thing to lose

Zurvan
August 10th, 2016, 03:37 PM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/60/23/59/602359bf805244c72af854901416e711.jpg

Zurvan
August 10th, 2016, 03:53 PM
Is there a such a thing as a sarcasm font?

ILurkNoMoar
August 10th, 2016, 03:54 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ehePqEml.jpg
I'd totally lose it if you cosplayed someone like Bridget from Guilty Gear though, I'd be laughing to hard to breath.

Five_X
August 10th, 2016, 03:55 PM
Is there a such a thing as a sarcasm font?

Just a dinky reversed question mark, I'm afraid.

Like this؟

ILurkNoMoar
August 10th, 2016, 03:57 PM
Ah, the elusive backwards question mark.

Zurvan
August 10th, 2016, 04:04 PM
Just a dinky reversed question mark, I'm afraid.

Like this؟

Huh, unexpected. Thanks Five

GhostDIGIT
August 11th, 2016, 03:14 AM
i have never realized how much i hated reading the word nakama in fanfics written in english until now

Arashi_Leonhart
August 11th, 2016, 04:25 AM
they aren't tomodachi, they are ore's nakama

GhostDIGIT
August 11th, 2016, 04:33 AM
friend and comrade basically?

Skull
August 11th, 2016, 04:36 AM
they aren't tomodachi, they are ore's nakama
For a second, I totally misread that as "Tomogotchi". :)

Strife ❤️
August 11th, 2016, 07:41 AM
What the fuck is a nakama

asterism42
August 11th, 2016, 07:52 AM
I believe it's a type of cardigan.

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 07:52 AM
thats a japanese pants right

Spinach
August 11th, 2016, 07:56 AM
What the fuck is a nakama

Once upon a time some One Piece fansubbers decided that the word nakama, which basically means friend, didn't have its uniquely deep meaning of Japanese camaraderie conveyed by any English word, so they decided to just leave it untranslated.

from there it spread like a wildfire and more than a few shounen manga have had the word left unTL'd

Strife ❤️
August 11th, 2016, 08:01 AM
Thanks Spinach I can always rely on you

Spinach
August 11th, 2016, 08:02 AM
or was it scanlators? I can't remember which, but the origin of this horrible 'translation' choice certainly lies in the One Piece English community

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You're most welcome, love.

Skull
August 11th, 2016, 08:09 AM
For some reason, they didn't decide to use "crew" instead of "friend".

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 08:10 AM
There was a Yona fic on ff I think that used hackjob japanese for no reason whatsoever with ''translations" in brackets and it was very warui (Japanese for 'bad')

Spinach
August 11th, 2016, 08:12 AM
For some reason, they didn't decide to use "crew" instead of "friend".

"well erm nakama has more intimate, complex connotations than just friend or crew, so we're leaving it unTL'd"

>the literal first OP of the anime has the lyrics, in English, YOU WANNA BE MY FRIEND?

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 08:18 AM
When are we doing the Utena Spin?

Spinach
August 11th, 2016, 08:20 AM
When do you want to?

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Until my landlord is 100% moved in I have no guaranteed free days so I actually can't make super precise plans, any day the weather's good he could call me up if I wanna come help

and I kinda want the money at this point lel

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 08:21 AM
It is okay.

i'm not fully r-ready yet anyway

Dullahan
August 11th, 2016, 08:22 AM
you guys doing the series or the movie?

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 08:23 AM
The series.

Spinach
August 11th, 2016, 08:23 AM
I have the series.

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 08:33 AM
I should watch Penguindrum one of these days.

I gave my best with YKA but just couldn't finish it.

Spinach
August 11th, 2016, 08:37 AM
Homo Ursidae Squall was a rushed, incomplete mess in all honesty. Penguindrum is rather good, but also not actually exceptional. Well worth a watch though, which can't be said for lesbian bears.

Laserman
August 11th, 2016, 08:52 AM
i have never realized how much i hated reading the word nakama in fanfics written in english until now
People do that? I mean there's a thread for this, but come on. I mean it's cute they wanna do that, but it's not necessary and it's kinda random reading that.

GhostDIGIT
August 11th, 2016, 09:25 AM
they were also using the word baka instead of idiot for some reason

that author is a baka

Polly
August 11th, 2016, 10:44 AM
I should probably stop reading gay fanfiction

But I don't want to

GhostDIGIT
August 11th, 2016, 10:44 AM
Is it good gay fanfiction?

Polly
August 11th, 2016, 10:46 AM
ye

GhostDIGIT
August 11th, 2016, 10:47 AM
Any recs?

Polly
August 11th, 2016, 10:48 AM
Eh, I dunno. I'm mostly rereading and/or finishing some SnK fanfics

Five_X
August 11th, 2016, 10:50 AM
I should probably stop reading gay fanfiction

You're saying this like it's a bad thing.

GhostDIGIT
August 11th, 2016, 10:50 AM
Eh, I dunno. I'm mostly rereading and/or finishing some SnK fanfics
links pls

Polly
August 11th, 2016, 10:52 AM
links pls

Have this one, it's fairly compact: http://archiveofourown.org/works/870590?view_full_work=true

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You're saying this like it's a bad thing.

It is for my lonely and hopelessly romantic heart :(

GhostDIGIT
August 11th, 2016, 10:53 AM
thanks

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 10:56 AM
It is for my lonely and hopelessly romantic heart :(

Moderately sappy fanfics <3

Five_X
August 11th, 2016, 10:56 AM
It is for my lonely and hopelessly romantic heart :(

It's okay, I'll never have my anime waifus IRL either. :(

Historia
August 11th, 2016, 10:58 AM
krista/ymir one true yuri

SeiKeo
August 11th, 2016, 10:59 AM
Have this one, it's fairly compact: http://archiveofourown.org/works/870590?view_full_work=true
http://i.imgur.com/2Tj6GeY.png

Polly
August 11th, 2016, 11:00 AM
Moderately sappy fanfics <3

I'm a sucker for all kinds and levels of sappy

GhostDIGIT
August 11th, 2016, 11:02 AM
http://i.imgur.com/2Tj6GeY.png
what's with this texting stuff

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 11:02 AM
Gutpunch mixed with sappy works best on moi.

Polly
August 11th, 2016, 11:03 AM
Gutpunch mixed with sappy works best on moi.

I'll be expecting some Utena recs once I've finished the show!

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 11:04 AM
Exactly one Utena fic got to me so far and it's about a one-arc villain and a one-episode character.

Five_X
August 11th, 2016, 11:09 AM
I'm a sucker for all kinds and levels of sappy

I'm Canadian, I got you covered.

http://i.imgur.com/yGj1FJj.jpg

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 11:11 AM
!!!!

Historia
August 11th, 2016, 11:20 AM
that 9mm Parabellum Bullet though


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz6XP1pkwnE

despite the berserk 2016 anime being shit at least it did something right

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 11:24 AM
The op is shit.


SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT.

Historia
August 11th, 2016, 11:24 AM
nice band, this

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 11:25 AM
maybe but they should stay away from my berserk

Historia
August 11th, 2016, 11:26 AM
maybe but they should stay away from my berserk

dem's fighting words

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 11:27 AM
Only one man is worthy of doing Berserk music.

GhostDIGIT
August 11th, 2016, 11:30 AM
inferno doesn't really fit beserk's low but high fantasy

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my grammar fails me, i must be running on fumes now

Historia
August 11th, 2016, 11:30 AM
Only one man is worthy of doing Berserk music.

who dat

GhostDIGIT
August 11th, 2016, 11:31 AM
mr higgggghhha foooooorces man

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 11:35 AM
who dat

what

are you even

Historia
August 11th, 2016, 11:40 AM
what

are you even

are we talking ops and eds or osts

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cause while i like sagisu i would have preferred hirasawa

GhostDIGIT
August 11th, 2016, 11:40 AM
shall i fetch the breaking wheel

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 11:44 AM
are we talking ops and eds or osts

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cause while i like sagisu i would have preferred hirasawa

The op and ed are not bad by themselves but they just don't fit Berserk at all IMO.

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But Hirasawa should just do the osts for everything Berserk.

2Bad
August 11th, 2016, 11:45 AM
I forgot there was an anime airing

just Beamu
August 11th, 2016, 11:46 AM
That's for the best

Spinach
August 11th, 2016, 11:46 AM
who dat

Reported.

Historia
August 11th, 2016, 12:08 PM
The op and ed are not bad by themselves but they just don't fit Berserk at all IMO.

then what would, other than something by hirasawa

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i think something by suilen might be a good alternative for an ed

like Yuzurukai (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8gfBGEc6l8) or Hidarite (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAzSkTxBau8)

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 12:30 PM
Nothing that I can think of.

Hirasawa IS the sound of Berserk.

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Alternatively they could get Inon Zur to do an instrumental string arrangement.

Historia
August 11th, 2016, 12:43 PM
Alternatively they could get Inon Zur to do an instrumental string arrangement.

one of the better things i took away from fallout 4 was the ost

GhostDIGIT
August 11th, 2016, 12:48 PM
nothing like reading through elder scrolls lore

Vivec X Molag is my unholy otp

Historia
August 11th, 2016, 12:52 PM
in other news all i have is to eat chili and i've run out of the better cans and am down to the shit ones

and by shit i mean they pass right through me

asterism42
August 11th, 2016, 01:29 PM
I just watched my fairly drunk parents karaoke sing I Got You Babe.

i have now seen the face of hell

Polly
August 11th, 2016, 01:44 PM
Advice needed, I have a dillema

To end up in bed with ex gf or not?

asterism42
August 11th, 2016, 01:45 PM
Advice needed, I have a dillema

To end up in bed with ex gf or not?
why would you even

Strife ❤️
August 11th, 2016, 01:47 PM
ye

SeiKeo
August 11th, 2016, 01:48 PM
you don't need to ask us to know it's probably not a great move

Seika
August 11th, 2016, 01:55 PM
Advice needed, I have a dillema

To end up in bed with ex gf or not?Sleep, yes; shag, no.

black1blade
August 11th, 2016, 01:58 PM
i have never realized how much i hated reading the word nakama in fanfics written in english until now
Wait people put nakama in fanfics, fuck that's stupid.

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 02:01 PM
Advice needed, I have a dillema

To end up in bed with ex gf or not?

No.

Exes suck and should go away.

Arashi_Leonhart
August 11th, 2016, 02:32 PM
Wait people put nakama in fanfics, fuck that's stupid.


Juuhachi-gou swallowed hard and watched him. A frown creased her high white forehead. "Do I...do I know you...?"

"Jinzouningen..." Trunks hissed through his teeth. He could feel the rage building inside him. For a moment he was a boy of thirteen again, kneeling beside Gohan's ruptured body, wanting nothing more than to completely obliterate the things that had killed him. And for one of them, the more powerful and dangerous of the two, to be here, in his house, with his mother...!

"That's what she called me," Juuhachi-gou said, indicating Bulma with a toss of her head. "What does it mean? Is that my name? What kind of a name is that?"

"Juuhachi-gou," Bulma said quietly.

She looked around. "Number Eighteen?"

"Artificial Human Number Eighteen. That's who you are."

Juuhachi-gou shook her head. "I don't understand..."

"Shineeeeee!!!"

Just to clarify, I don't think Trunks is telling 18 to glow in the dark when he says shineeeeeee

Raylen Cypher
August 11th, 2016, 02:37 PM
Just to clarify, I don't think Trunks is telling 18 to glow in the dark when he says shineeeeeee

did you PM Laith, after he got his new gold Servant, to shine

mAc Chaos
August 11th, 2016, 02:38 PM
Sleep, yes; shag, no.

good luck on the second after you already went with the first

mAc Chaos
August 11th, 2016, 02:39 PM
Just to clarify, I don't think Trunks is telling 18 to glow in the dark when he says shineeeeeee

i want to read this fic

Polly
August 11th, 2016, 02:39 PM
assuming that one of the two is still pining for the other, no


in the fantasy world where that's not true, sure

Problem is that we are both pining

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good luck on the second after you already went with the first

Yeah this

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 02:40 PM
oh

Arashi_Leonhart
August 11th, 2016, 02:43 PM
i want to read this fic

Dragon Ball Super Z (https://www.fanfiction.net/u/9286/Juuhachi-gou)

It's a relatively infamous long-ass DBZ fic series about Future Trunks after he returns to his time and before Super came and wrecked it again. It has the weebist of weeb language throughout but was sorta notable in the late 90s/early 00s for being like the most complex and lengthy in the fandom.

just Beamu
August 11th, 2016, 02:44 PM
good luck on the second after you already went with the first
That does seem rather difficult

Seika
August 11th, 2016, 02:45 PM
I trust Polly's self-control. :)

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 02:45 PM
I can do the first without the second no prob by the virtue of kicking people out of the bed in my sleep.

just Beamu
August 11th, 2016, 02:47 PM
I trust Polly's self-control. :)
So would I but apparently she doesn't either

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I can do the first without the second no prob by the virtue of kicking people out of the bed in my sleep.
Violent young lady

Polly
August 11th, 2016, 02:48 PM
I trust Polly's self-control. :)

I dont

mAc Chaos
August 11th, 2016, 02:57 PM
I trust Polly's self-control. :)
:)

Polly
August 11th, 2016, 03:00 PM
abort abort

Too late

Were in bed and watching steven universe

Strife ❤️
August 11th, 2016, 03:03 PM
You followed my advice :)

Dullahan
August 11th, 2016, 03:04 PM
Just to clarify, I don't think Trunks is telling 18 to glow in the dark when he says shineeeeeee

It had to be done.

Actually, it didn't have to be done. But it was.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17Ul5nAcqCu

Arashi_Leonhart
August 11th, 2016, 03:06 PM
my sides

Raylen Cypher
August 11th, 2016, 03:06 PM
It had to be done.

Actually, it didn't have to be done. But it was.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17Ul5nAcqCu

i'm dying

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 03:07 PM
I was fine until the last line, I really was.

Five_X
August 11th, 2016, 03:11 PM
Too late

Were in bed and watching steven universe

Just don't do anything you might regret okay :(

Strife ❤️
August 11th, 2016, 03:12 PM
It's too late for that, she's already watching Steven Universe.

Dullahan
August 11th, 2016, 03:14 PM
if you liked that, give me more quotes from shit fanfic to read aloud, I need something to keep me off the balcony

Neir
August 11th, 2016, 03:16 PM
You could always read the Sakura smoothie

just Beamu
August 11th, 2016, 03:17 PM
if you liked that, give me more quotes from shit fanfic to read aloud, I need something to keep me off the balcony
omg da new book iz kumming out rlly soon I kant wait!!!1111. I fink dat snap will be really the same person as Volximort koz dey are both haff-blood so dat will explain y he kild dumblydore and he hated hairy!!!!!1111 nd den hairy wil have 2 kommit suicide so voldimort will die koz he will rilly be a horcrox!!!!!111 omg I hope draco nd harry get 2getha dat will be so shmexxy, wont it?? If dey donít den JKR is hamophobic!!!!!111111 fangz 4 da help wiv facts, medusa u rok!!!111

Five_X
August 11th, 2016, 03:17 PM
It's been years since I read bad fanfic ironically. I don't think I can go back to that hell, even just to find some readable lines.

just Beamu
August 11th, 2016, 03:21 PM
I have terrible fanfiction on hand at all times

Seika
August 11th, 2016, 03:22 PM
if you liked that, give me more quotes from shit fanfic to read aloud, I need something to keep me off the balcony
I will give you quotes from writing about fanfic, in an effort to get you up on that balcony.


For humanity (or any other species) to survive, you need to have people reproducing at the replacement rate or better. The survival of the species is generally considered a good thing. Even if you have moved from A/B/O land over to mantisfuck consentworld, the human mantis omega people need to produce enough offspring for there to be more little mantisfuckers.

In current US society, it takes about 2.1 children per woman to maintain the population size. This replacement value acknowledges that there are women who will have more than 2 children, women who will have no children, and that there is a relatively low rate of maternal and infant mortality by historical standards.

What does this have to do with the production of assbabies? In the A/B/O world, whatever combination of genders – female, male, alpha, omega, beta that can give birth, should on a societal level, average out to replacement. If Ĺ the population are betas, and those betas are sterile? That means every fertile uterus available will have to pump out like 10 or 15 children to keep humanity from dying out. If the A/B/O world has pretty much everyone but male betas and alphas gestating? Easily 75% of the population? The replacement number gets much closer to one or two children per uterus.

Lucky for world building, alphas and omegas are not actually sad pandas unable to figure out sex. If the residents of A/B/O world can do nothing else, they can fuck. They can even do so without the artificial insemination efforts of zookeepers- meaning that they might well outlive the panda as a species.

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 03:23 PM
I remember there was a very special Touhou lemon someone mentioned itt once and Leo went crazy over it.

Five_X
August 11th, 2016, 03:25 PM
I remember there was a very special Touhou lemon someone mentioned itt once and Leo went crazy over it.

I don't remember this at all...

Dullahan
August 11th, 2016, 03:25 PM
omg da new book iz kumming out rlly soon I kant wait!!!1111. I fink dat snap will be really the same person as Volximort koz dey are both haff-blood so dat will explain y he kild dumblydore and he hated hairy!!!!!1111 nd den hairy wil have 2 kommit suicide so voldimort will die koz he will rilly be a horcrox!!!!!111 omg I hope draco nd harry get 2getha dat will be so shmexxy, wont it?? If dey don’t den JKR is hamophobic!!!!!111111 fangz 4 da help wiv facts, medusa u rok!!!111

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cx4kzZSf8a

SeiKeo
August 11th, 2016, 03:26 PM
I remember there was a very special Touhou lemon someone mentioned itt once and Leo went crazy over it.
Actually what, I consider Touhou of the highest disdain

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 03:32 PM
I don't remember this at all...

Hmmmm

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I think it was when Leo and Frosty had matching 2hu girl avatars.

Dullahan
August 11th, 2016, 03:32 PM
I will give you quotes from writing about fanfic, in an effort to get you up on that balcony.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tJPmW4n7rk

I must go away now, john

just Beamu
August 11th, 2016, 03:33 PM
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cx4kzZSf8a
tanks love you forever now

Arashi_Leonhart
August 11th, 2016, 03:34 PM
I will give you quotes from writing about fanfic, in an effort to get you up on that balcony.

Jesus I think I'll be heading onto a balcony as well

Mattias
August 11th, 2016, 03:35 PM
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cx4kzZSf8a

Wow, I'm getting 'Shatner "singing" Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds' vibes off of this.

Can you try doing the American One Piece opening?

Raylen Cypher
August 11th, 2016, 03:38 PM
I will give you quotes from writing about fanfic, in an effort to get you up on that balcony.

What did I just read?

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 03:40 PM
I can't find the thing!


Did I dream it...

Strife ❤️
August 11th, 2016, 03:40 PM
Yeah, I can't say I recall that at all.

Dullahan
August 11th, 2016, 03:41 PM
Wow, I'm getting 'Shatner "singing" Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds' vibes off of this.

Can you try doing the American One Piece opening?

post lyrics, then sure

just Beamu
August 11th, 2016, 03:42 PM
I can't find the thing!


Did I dream it...
I'm almost certain I remember it as well and I assume mutual hallucinations aren't a thing

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 03:42 PM
We walked into some manner of conspiracy, Beamu.

Strife ❤️
August 11th, 2016, 03:43 PM
I assume mutual hallucinations aren't a thing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_hysteria

just Beamu
August 11th, 2016, 03:44 PM
post lyrics, then sure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLTlH7KB0Xk

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 03:44 PM
terrible futa touhou lemons are indeed a threat, so it's possible

just Beamu
August 11th, 2016, 03:45 PM
We walked into some manner of conspiracy, Beamu.
If you you see the blackcoats, run

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_hysteria
Does two people count as mass tho

Five_X
August 11th, 2016, 03:45 PM
I can't find the thing!


Did I dream it...

Your dreams are very weird, so it's not unlikely you dreamed up the impossible scenario of Leo perusing Touhou fanfic!

just Beamu
August 11th, 2016, 03:45 PM
terrible futa touhou lemons are indeed a threat, so it's possible
mien gott

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 03:49 PM
Your dreams are very weird, so it's not unlikely you dreamed up the impossible scenario of Leo perusing Touhou fanfic!

gaslighting your friends is not a nice thing to do you know

just Beamu
August 11th, 2016, 03:50 PM
don't worry snow I'll never betray friends

SeiKeo
August 11th, 2016, 03:51 PM
Hmmmm

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I think it was when Leo and Frosty had matching 2hu girl avatars.
Weird thoughts...

Dullahan
August 11th, 2016, 03:53 PM
for optimum fidelity I deliberately didn't listen to it, so as to have no idea of the tune

EDIT: wasn't falling-down-drunk-glaswegian enough

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZjEvvO8ydU

Polly
August 11th, 2016, 04:01 PM
And now we are ordering pizza

What have i gotten myself into

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 04:04 PM
A slumber party?

Raylen Cypher
August 11th, 2016, 04:08 PM
And now we are ordering pizza

What have i gotten myself into

If I may, what caused the break-up?

Seika
August 11th, 2016, 04:12 PM
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tJPmW4n7rk

I must go away now, john
All I could have ever wanted.


Jesus I think I'll be heading onto a balcony as well

What did I just read?
(For a little more context, 'mantisfuck consentworld' is the reformers'/apologists'/???'s alternative sobriquet to 'dogfuck rapeworld', a nicely pithy summary of the fundamental Alpha/Beta/Omega concept. Actual mantises are not involved. Probably).

SeiKeo
August 11th, 2016, 04:14 PM
(For a little more context, 'mantisfuck consentworld' is the reformers'/apologists'/???'s alternative sobriquet to 'dogfuck rapeworld
it all makes sense

asterism42
August 11th, 2016, 04:14 PM
Do they eat each other after the sex?

Raylen Cypher
August 11th, 2016, 04:15 PM
(For a little more context, 'mantisfuck consentworld' is the reformers'/apologists'/???'s alternative sobriquet to 'dogfuck rapeworld', a nicely pithy summary of the fundamental Alpha/Beta/Omega concept. Actual mantises are not involved. Probably).

Enlighten me.

just Beamu
August 11th, 2016, 04:16 PM
A slumber party?sounds fun

Seika
August 11th, 2016, 04:16 PM
it all makes sense
A/B/O will never make sense.

Polly
August 11th, 2016, 04:16 PM
If I may, what caused the break-up?

Mental illnesses

Strife ❤️
August 11th, 2016, 04:23 PM
(For a little more context, 'mantisfuck consentworld' is the reformers'/apologists'/???'s alternative sobriquet to 'dogfuck rapeworld', a nicely pithy summary of the fundamental Alpha/Beta/Omega concept. Actual mantises are not involved. Probably).

Sometimes I think I'm into weird stuff.

Seika
August 11th, 2016, 04:29 PM
Do they eat each other after the sex?
I was going to say no, but a quick search proved me wrong on the discovery of the 'mantisfuck voreworld' tag (http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Mantisfuck%20Voreworld). (It's a joke based entirely on the already-extant name, but still).


Enlighten me.
There is no way to attain enlightenment. Enlightenment doesn't come anywhere near this AU.

On the other hand, if you wanna try, there are two useful and vaugely sane essays that I can recommend to give you some background.
Alphas, Betas, Omegas: A Primer (http://archiveofourown.org/works/403644/chapters/665489) - "A brief primer on the concept of Alpha/Beta/Omega Universes: Also known as that trope suddenly showing up in your fandom that doesn't make any sense."
The nonnies made them do it! (http://archiveofourown.org/works/1022303) - "The beginnings of Alpha/Beta/Omega fic in SPN fandom. (History! Data! Timelines! Links! No, really, many, many links.)"

just Beamu
August 11th, 2016, 04:34 PM
Sometimes I think I'm into weird stuff.Isn't everybody

SeiKeo
August 11th, 2016, 04:34 PM
http://i.imgur.com/09hK9iY.jpg

asterism42
August 11th, 2016, 04:39 PM
A/B/O will never make sense.
Phrasing it like that makes me think of blood.

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What interesting and yet strange sexual times we live in.

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Though people being into unusual porn is hardly anything new.

just Beamu
August 11th, 2016, 04:48 PM
On the other hand, if you wanna try, there are two useful and vaugely sane essays that I can recommend to give you some background.
Alphas, Betas, Omegas: A Primer (http://archiveofourown.org/works/403644/chapters/665489) - "A brief primer on the concept of Alpha/Beta/Omega Universes: Also known as that trope suddenly showing up in your fandom that doesn't make any sense."
The nonnies made them do it! (http://archiveofourown.org/works/1022303) - "The beginnings of Alpha/Beta/Omega fic in SPN fandom. (History! Data! Timelines! Links! No, really, many, many links.)"
Thank you for the informative mental scarring, Seika. If I haven't repressed it from memory by tomorrow I'm sure I'll treasure this knowledge for years to come

Raylen Cypher
August 11th, 2016, 04:51 PM
I need a vocab sheet please.

Historia
August 11th, 2016, 04:57 PM
cock

that is all

Prix with a Silent X
August 11th, 2016, 05:16 PM
I need a vocab sheet please.

You really don't want it.

just Beamu
August 11th, 2016, 05:19 PM
I only read those two essays and I already regret it

Raylen Cypher
August 11th, 2016, 05:20 PM
You really don't want it.

Allow me to peer into the Abyss of All The World's Fandoms.

just Beamu
August 11th, 2016, 05:22 PM
You may want to jump in afterwards

Zurvan
August 11th, 2016, 05:22 PM
Allow me to peer into the Abyss of All The World's Fandoms.
And so, you peer... Into the fog, in hope of answers.

Raylen Cypher
August 11th, 2016, 05:30 PM
And so, you peer... Into the fog, in hope of answers.

Sig'd.

Dullahan
August 11th, 2016, 05:32 PM
nice quote

Raylen Cypher
August 11th, 2016, 05:34 PM
nice quote

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YwortdC_o14/maxresdefault.jpg

Dullahan
August 11th, 2016, 05:34 PM
ha

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 05:36 PM
I'm never playing lol again

2Bad
August 11th, 2016, 05:38 PM
My co-workers are currently suspicious of the bug spray trucks because I live in Dr. Strangelove

Strife ❤️
August 11th, 2016, 05:43 PM
I'm never playing lol again

if only there was a game that your friends were playing that was good

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My co-workers are currently suspicious of the bug spray trucks because I live in Dr. Strangelove

The FEMA mind control trucks have already affected Rodyle :(

just Beamu
August 11th, 2016, 05:46 PM
If bug spray was no longer a thing in the South I would walk by foot to Canada to escape

Five_X
August 11th, 2016, 05:54 PM
If bug spray was no longer a thing in the South I would walk by foot to Canada to escape

There are only more bugs in Canada, man. Northern life is hell.

just Beamu
August 11th, 2016, 05:56 PM
I speak specifically of mosquitoes, unless there's more of those as well, in which case the balcony it is

Five_X
August 11th, 2016, 05:58 PM
I speak specifically of mosquitoes, unless there's more of those as well, in which case the balcony it is

this guy has no idea......

just Beamu
August 11th, 2016, 05:59 PM
it should be noted I live near literal swamps and bayous swarming with them but if that's the case I'll just go find a balcony over a reasonably hard surface

SeiKeo
August 11th, 2016, 06:04 PM
if only there was a game that your friends were playing that was good
The FEMA mind control trucks have already affected Rodyle :(
overwatch is bad

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omg damnit I found my pen

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 06:08 PM
if only there was a game that your friends were playing that was good


Yahtzee?

just Beamu
August 11th, 2016, 06:08 PM
How to play tho

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 06:19 PM
It actually very easy.

just Beamu
August 11th, 2016, 06:20 PM
If you want I could learn and play

Snow
August 11th, 2016, 06:20 PM
Kinda sucks when you can't see people's reactions to their rolls live, I'd imagine.

just Beamu
August 11th, 2016, 06:23 PM
I would say play it online and react to faces via Skype but these days the hours I'm on tend to be when you'd probably be asleep so that'd be a probable no

Historia
August 11th, 2016, 06:26 PM
lol

Strife ❤️
August 11th, 2016, 06:34 PM
Time to set up my Twitch stream

Five_X
August 11th, 2016, 06:35 PM
Time to set up my Twitch stream

; )

SeiKeo
August 11th, 2016, 06:37 PM
Time to set up my Twitch stream
Don't you still have almost two weeks

Strife ❤️
August 11th, 2016, 06:40 PM
Yeah but I don't know how it works from a technical standpoint of actually streaming and getting a webcam working.

In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries
August 11th, 2016, 06:50 PM
OBS should be pretty intuitive. You can make windows (for your game, for your webcam, your background, twitch chat, etc) and resize and rearrange them

Walnut Sparks
August 11th, 2016, 08:09 PM
Does anyone know if there have been any high school dating sims where the protagonist is a teacher who dates other teachers?

I need to know for research purposes.

Laserman
August 11th, 2016, 08:39 PM
That's very specific.

Raylen Cypher
August 11th, 2016, 08:43 PM
That's very specific.

It helps narrow down the Search Results.

Historia
August 11th, 2016, 10:12 PM
Does anyone know if there have been any high school dating sims where the protagonist is a teacher who dates other teachers?

nope but: http://mangasaurus.com/browse/895/newest/1/teacher-teacher-relationship

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i found 5

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but going by a tag search prob isnt the best way to go about it

Trubo
August 11th, 2016, 10:44 PM
Looks like I'm going to be an uncle in 7 months.

Somewhat related, I really hope these oil/gas job fairs turn out well for me. Not sure if the one in Houston, TX has filled up yet, but the one in Laramie, WY got fully booked in almost a day.

GhostDIGIT
August 12th, 2016, 02:49 AM
"Pokemon Go to the polls."

people cheered for this, they cheered for it unironically

just Beamu
August 12th, 2016, 03:01 AM
That's been used in speeches for weeks now

GhostDIGIT
August 12th, 2016, 03:03 AM
i don't care tragedies are tragedies

just Beamu
August 12th, 2016, 03:17 AM
I stopped being annoyed weeks ago when I heard it enough times in a day to become desensitized entirely

GhostDIGIT
August 12th, 2016, 03:25 AM
I went to a nearby fair earlier. I got to see a hypnotized hot guy twerk.

Polly
August 12th, 2016, 03:55 AM
Polly Did A Thing

asterism42
August 12th, 2016, 03:56 AM
Was it a bad thing?

Five_X
August 12th, 2016, 04:08 AM
Polly Did A Thing

Yeah, you woke up earlier than usual. :p

Polly
August 12th, 2016, 04:12 AM
Was it a bad thing?

Perhaps a bit too early to tell, but I don't think so?

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Yeah, you woke up earlier than usual. :p

Why is everyone bullying me? :(

But yeah, that too

Arashi_Leonhart
August 12th, 2016, 04:15 AM
Why is everyone bullying me? :(

I'd bully someone who refers to a person as a thing

because that's what you're talking about

right

Polly
August 12th, 2016, 04:15 AM
I'd bully someone who refers to a person as a thing

because that's what you're talking about

right

clever girl

Arashi_Leonhart
August 12th, 2016, 04:21 AM
nobody's ever called me clever before

Polly
August 12th, 2016, 04:22 AM
Well I have, right now, so it means that ur smart.

Walnut Sparks
August 12th, 2016, 06:22 AM
nope but: http://mangasaurus.com/browse/895/newest/1/teacher-teacher-relationship

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but going by a tag search prob isnt the best way to go about it

Hm... gotta check 'em out later today.

Thanks all.

Zurvan
August 12th, 2016, 07:08 AM
Polly Did A Thing

So, what did you do?

Five_X
August 12th, 2016, 07:12 AM
A Thing, duh.

Marmadillo
August 12th, 2016, 07:18 AM
A Thing, duh.
let's stop with this objectification, it's downright despicable

Polly
August 12th, 2016, 07:56 AM
So, what did you do?

I shagged my ex gf

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let's stop with this objectification, it's downright despicable

Sowwy :(

GhostDIGIT
August 12th, 2016, 07:57 AM
Does that mean you're back together or?

Polly
August 12th, 2016, 07:58 AM
Nope.

asterism42
August 12th, 2016, 07:59 AM
I won't judge you. Except that's a lie and I totally will.

Polly
August 12th, 2016, 08:01 AM
I won't judge you. Except that's a lie and I totally will.

come at me

GhostDIGIT
August 12th, 2016, 08:02 AM
I don't think that's healthy.

asterism42
August 12th, 2016, 08:05 AM
come at me
I don't know you well enough for that.

Polly
August 12th, 2016, 08:07 AM
I don't know you well enough for that.

but you promised judgement

Asunder
August 12th, 2016, 08:19 AM
Once again the sexual charisma of Steven Universe had lead to bad decision making.

Zurvan
August 12th, 2016, 08:21 AM
Doesn't matter, had sex?

Snow
August 12th, 2016, 08:28 AM
I'd continue reading Dune because the universe is great but the characters are such enormous dicks, what do

asterism42
August 12th, 2016, 08:30 AM
I suppose I shouldn't judge really. Glass houses and whatnot.

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I'd continue reading Dune because the universe is great but the characters are such enormous dicks, what do
If reading/watching/whatever something feels like a chore, don't do it. It's supposed to be something fun.

Polly
August 12th, 2016, 08:35 AM
I'd continue reading Dune because the universe is great but the characters are such enormous dicks, what do

Keep reading, read hatesex fanfics of characters?