Random Thoughts Thread

[Draconic]

I'm gonna get outta here, I'm beginning to feel a dark compulsion to say horribly mean things.

[GhostDIGIT]

Yeah.
Cool.

[Seika]

What do you usually tell her when she asks?
If you suck really hard, they'll come inside you.

[GhostDIGIT]

lmao

[Strife ❤️]

if you don't show up to our date with shades and a leather jacket I don't think there's gonna be a second date.

Yeah, I'm a pilot. 116th MEKA Infantry Corps.
http://i.imgur.com/yx24oAi.jpg

[Snow]

Ara ara

[Strife ❤️]

I did not just take that picture.

[Kirby]

What do you usually tell her when she asks?
She asks for insight for how guys' minds will work, and stuff. And the only guy's mind I really know is me soooooo

[GhostDIGIT]

She asks for insight for how guys' minds will work, and stuff. And the only guy's mind I really know is me soooooo
Just be really really cute?

[Spinach]

Yeah, I'm a pilot. 116th MEKA Infantry Corps.
http://i.imgur.com/yx24oAi.jpg

I meant it when I said I'd hold you to that date.

[Snow]

Same

[SeiKeo]

She asks for insight for how guys' minds will work, and stuff. And the only guy's mind I really know is me soooooo
Tell her how Buster's mind works or something.

[Gabriulio]

We just installed an electric garage door at home. Now I don't have to stop whatever I'm doing just to open it for my mother.


Maybe if it gets 96,000 more signatures like the only successful video game petition thing ever, Aksys might actually take notice.

Which game was it?

[Snow]

Wow I have Fuusen Gum on my external.

[Polly]

School Wars, Episode 4: A New Hope

To recap: Yesterday at 8 PM CET, a general Students' Assembly was to be held in the school's Grand Auditorium, where it has ( intermittently ) been held since time immemorial.
However the Dean, using his private security guards, had the Library closed at 5 PM ( it's usually open till 8 PM ) with no explanation nor prior notice.
Then the front entrance to the main building was shut closed, and the entire complex emptied by 6 PM. Students and teaching stuff were shoved by the security guards through the back entrances.

So the Student Assembly was held in front of the school, and after an hour and a half of heated arguments and lots of cheering the Assembly made a demand that the Dean resign until 3rd October ( start of new academic year ) or there will be another boycott. Also that the dismissed student representatives will come to the session of Faculty Council regardless.


Fresh news:

Today in the morning there was to be a meeting of the Faculty Council. (ex) Student Reps came along. What did they find? The security guards were blocking the entrance to the part of the complex where, apart from the Council Chamber, lie the Library and the Student Central Office.
Meaning? regardless of their participation or opinions on the current matters, thousands of students were unable to use the library or take care of their administrative business ( such as undergrad students enrolling for graduate degrees ) for the entire day.

Most of the Faculty Council left the meeting, enraged, and read out a call for the Dean's resignation in front of hundreds of students and what little media managed to get inside.

The school is now officially at war with our Dean.

[Snow]

Defenestrate the Dean

[GhostDIGIT]

I hope the rebels win.

[Draconic]

School Wars, Episode 4: A New Hope

To recap: Yesterday at 8 PM CET, a general Students' Assembly was to be held in the school's Grand Auditorium, where it has ( intermittently ) been held since time immemorial.
However the Dean, using his private security guards, had the Library closed at 5 PM ( it's usually open till 8 PM ) with no explanation nor prior notice.
Then the front entrance to the main building was shut closed, and the entire complex emptied by 6 PM. Students and teaching stuff were shoved by the security guards through the back entrances.

So the Student Assembly was held in front of the school, and after an hour and a half of heated arguments and lots of cheering the Assembly made a demand that the Dean resign until 3rd October ( start of new academic year ) or there will be another boycott. Also that the dismissed student representatives will come to the session of Faculty Council regardless.


Fresh news:

Today in the morning there was to be a meeting of the Faculty Council. (ex) Student Reps came along. What did they find? The security guards were blocking the entrance to the part of the complex where, apart from the Council Chamber, lie the Library and the Student Central Office.
Meaning? regardless of their participation or opinions on the current matters, thousands of students were unable to use the library or take care of their administrative business ( such as undergrad students enrolling for graduate degrees ) for the entire day.

Most of the Faculty Council left the meeting, enraged, and read out a call for the Dean's resignation in front of hundreds of students and what little media managed to get inside.

The school is now officially at war with our Dean.
'the hell's this guy's problem?! Is he insecure about his intelligence so he's trying to prevent his students from getting an education?
If even the teachers are sick of this guy how is he still around?
Well whatever. Your life sounds like hell, so I suggest you just follow what you were taught in kindergarten: sharing is caring.

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Defenestrate the Dean
I wouldn't do that.
But I will admit that it sounds like an exciting and invigorating activity from physical, philosophical, existential, and grammatical perspectives.

[Polly]

'the hell's this guy's problem?! Is he insecure about his intelligence so he's trying to prevent his students from getting an education?
If even the teachers are sick of this guy how is he still around?
Well whatever. Your life sounds like hell, so I suggest you just follow what you were taught in kindergarten: sharing is caring.

For most of the time he felt comfortable in knowledge that he had support of a decent number of teaching staff, as well as his predecessor who is now the University Chancellor.

However, his autocratic behaviour alienated more and more people and in June the Faculty Council voted to impeach him, which he narrowly avoided by simple leaving the meeting like a child and thus obstructing the Council due to procedural reasons.

Ever since - with last few week being culmination - he's been drawing desperate and radical moves, frantically trying to save his skin and his position.
But as recent events show, he overplayed his hand and now pretty much the entirety of the Faculty, as well as half the media, are after his skin.

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Defenestrate the Dean

Sadly his office is at the ground floor so it wouldn't be as dramatic and effective :(

[Snow]

You must recall a certain prison cell bench defenestration. A Spiritual Comfort.

[Draconic]

But it would be entertsining, and best of all, since it would be ineffectual you wouldn't be charged with murder.

[just Beamu]

Which game was it?
I think Operation Rainfall? So Xenoblade Chronicles, The Last Story and Pandora's Tower, all for the Wii

[Gabriulio]

Someone did this in class today...

http://i.imgur.com/kOhhNpr.jpg

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I think Operation Rainfall? So Xenoblade Chronicles, The Last Story and Pandora's Tower, all for the Wii

I see, thanks.

[GhostDIGIT]

Someone did this in class today...

http://i.imgur.com/kOhhNpr.jpg
It is the pepe lord

[Strife ❤️]

https://www.hillaryclinton.com/feed/donald-trump-pepe-the-frog-and-white-supremacists-an-explainer/


Why is there a frog standing directly behind Trump?

That’s Pepe. He’s a symbol associated with white supremacy.

Wait. Really? White supremacy?

That’s right.

[GhostDIGIT]

Haha, holy shit, it's real.

[Five_X]

Polly's life is scary, but also anime.

[Draconic]

If anyone wants the GTFO of the states should Trump win, I'll gladly put you up. Well, not gladly, after all Trump would be the most powerful man in the world and therefore, humans wont last into the next decade before we go extinct. But, being in Canada will at lest ft that much farther away from the Donald.

[SeiKeo]

Stop posting.

[Aselians]

School Wars, Episode 4: A New Hope

To recap: Yesterday at 8 PM CET, a general Students' Assembly was to be held in the school's Grand Auditorium, where it has ( intermittently ) been held since time immemorial.
However the Dean, using his private security guards, had the Library closed at 5 PM ( it's usually open till 8 PM ) with no explanation nor prior notice.
Then the front entrance to the main building was shut closed, and the entire complex emptied by 6 PM. Students and teaching stuff were shoved by the security guards through the back entrances.

So the Student Assembly was held in front of the school, and after an hour and a half of heated arguments and lots of cheering the Assembly made a demand that the Dean resign until 3rd October ( start of new academic year ) or there will be another boycott. Also that the dismissed student representatives will come to the session of Faculty Council regardless.


Fresh news:

Today in the morning there was to be a meeting of the Faculty Council. (ex) Student Reps came along. What did they find? The security guards were blocking the entrance to the part of the complex where, apart from the Council Chamber, lie the Library and the Student Central Office.
Meaning? regardless of their participation or opinions on the current matters, thousands of students were unable to use the library or take care of their administrative business ( such as undergrad students enrolling for graduate degrees ) for the entire day.

Most of the Faculty Council left the meeting, enraged, and read out a call for the Dean's resignation in front of hundreds of students and what little media managed to get inside.

The school is now officially at war with our Dean.

And now I want to make a video montage out of it. The opening of star wars with scenes from gundam to stick with the theme, haganai because the dean is bullied and precure because everyone fight for love and freedom.

[Dullahan]

https://www.hillaryclinton.com/feed/donald-trump-pepe-the-frog-and-white-supremacists-an-explainer/
god I don't envy future historians of this time period

[Draconic]

And now I want to make a video montage out of it. The opening of star wars with scenes from gundam to stick with the theme, haganai because the dean is bullied and precure because everyone fight for love and freedom.
To be fair, Polly seems to bevhaving a pretty hard time of it, so we shouldn't all be making light of it like this. Myself included. I hope you and your school manage to resolve this unpleasant issue soon, and possibly also get a sordid answer as the jerk's sordid answer as to why the library and student offices were blocked off.

[mewarmo990]

jfc I've never negotiated a contract of this scale before.

It's a dizzying amount of money, but that's only because I'm a student in my 20s and I've never had that much money at once.

actually extrapolated to yearly income it's pretty shit, but I wanna make a good impression on my first pro freelance gig that isn't for pocket change

hope I don't fuck this up.

[Kotonoha]

jelly

[Mcjon01]

jfc I've never negotiated a contract of this scale before.

It's a dizzying amount of money, but that's only because I'm a student in my 20s and I've never had that much money at once.

actually extrapolated to yearly income it's pretty shit, but I wanna make a good impression on my first pro freelance gig that isn't for pocket change

hope I don't fuck this up.

Just don't mess up Gilgamesh's lines, okay? ;)

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Or Tamamo's I guess, but I wouldn't play her route anyway.

[hayate]

jfc I've never negotiated a contract of this scale before.

It's a dizzying amount of money, but that's only because I'm a student in my 20s and I've never had that much money at once.

actually extrapolated to yearly income it's pretty shit, but I wanna make a good impression on my first pro freelance gig that isn't for pocket change

hope I don't fuck this up.

Go for it, and best wishes for your job.

While I wonder to myself if I really want to finish my Master's degree or not.

On one hand, I can get an advanced studies degree.

On the other hand, international hospitals would make a so - called "downgrade" to my education experience if I ever apply to one since I lack two years of it, therefore invalidating my advanced studies degree and relegating it to "have finished college" due to the lack of 2 years, and I have to settle on the job that I have if I ever decide to not finish it.

It really feels conflicting on my part.

[Canon]

Just don't mess up Gilgamesh's lines, okay? ;)

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Or Tamamo's I guess, but I wouldn't play her route anyway.

He wishes it were TM

[mewarmo990]

Mcjon do you think you could out in a good word with Nasu for me?

Or at least Sakurai, come on.

[Spinach]

I always assumed new was like 33 or some other shit

[You]

jfc I've never negotiated a contract of this scale before.

It's a dizzying amount of money, but that's only because I'm a student in my 20s and I've never had that much money at once.

actually extrapolated to yearly income it's pretty shit, but I wanna make a good impression on my first pro freelance gig that isn't for pocket change

hope I don't fuck this up.
are you going to do a paitouch and burn your SR and SSR men to only keep the waifus now.

[Strife ❤️]

Burn all men.

[SeiKeo]

nice irony

[You]

I always assumed new was like 33 or some other shit
same but 32

[mewarmo990]

I always assumed new was like 33 or some other shit

Wtf man we met irl

This actually makes me sad.

[SeiKeo]

Old man, look at my life, I'm a lot like you now...

[Canon]

are you going to do a paitouch and burn your SR and SSR men to only keep the waifus now.

Pretty sure that has nothing to do with money and everything to do with pai being pai

[You]

Pretty sure that has nothing to do with money and everything to do with pai being pai
https://memecrunch.com/meme/164I0/i-ve-heard-it-both-ways/image.png?w=400&c=1

[Draconic]

jfc I've never negotiated a contract of this scale before.

It's a dizzying amount of money, but that's only because I'm a student in my 20s and I've never had that much money at once.

actually extrapolated to yearly income it's pretty shit, but I wanna make a good impression on my first pro freelance gig that isn't for pocket change

hope I don't fuck this up.
Good luck. I'm sure you'll be fine.

[Paitouch]

He could crash and burn, then be banned from the video game industry. And finally, Aksys will pull some strings and make sure his career in the medical field never happens too.

no pressure tho!

[Gabriulio]

We just had a twenty minutes blackout. Thank goodness it was short, because my room's too hot to sleep in without the magic of cooling technology.

[just Beamu]

We just had a twenty minutes blackout. Thank goodness it was short, because my room's too hot to sleep in without the magic of cooling technology.
Reminds me of when power was out for weeks during the summer and it was hell at night

[mewarmo990]

the stuff of nightmares

you're not a nice person

[In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries]

You don't get ahead in life by being a 'nice person'

[2Bad]

v excite for Breitbart's upcoming VR project

[Spinach]

Wtf man we met irl

This actually makes me sad.

I'm sorry it was joke. I only thought you're like 27.

[mewarmo990]

I'm not even that old

I'm a genetic failure

[In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries]

Age is just a number, you can be a 300 year old bag and the only thing anyone will care about is whether or not you look like a cute girl

[mAc Chaos]

Good luck mew.

[Polly]

And now I want to make a video montage out of it. The opening of star wars with scenes from gundam to stick with the theme, haganai because the dean is bullied and precure because everyone fight for love and freedom.

Just googling 'filozofski fakultet zagreb' and refining the search to only 2016 should give you plenty of stuff for the montage. Do it! :D

[Strife ❤️]

Polly come and visit Manchester

[Polly]

To be fair, Polly seems to bevhaving a pretty hard time of it, so we shouldn't all be making light of it like this. Myself included. I hope you and your school manage to resolve this unpleasant issue soon, and possibly also get a sordid answer as the jerk's sordid answer as to why the library and student offices were blocked off.
Well, yes and no.

Its stressful, but also somewhat uplifting to see that people at my school have not give into general apathy and are ready to stand up for themselves.
Also while I voted in favour of the boycott, Id much rather have the Dean to step down so I can study normally and in peace. I actually like studying

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Polly come and visit Manchester

Once I have enough cash I am planning a Grand Tour de Groß Britannien. Manchester is high on the list.

Alternatively if some cheap tickets for MAN suddenly appear I will try to squeeze parents for some cash

[Strife ❤️]

omggg

[Polly]

Dont get too excited :p

[I3uster]

hello im a grown man who cries to cartoons hows it going

[Snow]

I'm angry thanks for asking

[I3uster]

what angers you

[Marmadillo]

hello im a grown man who cries to cartoons hows it going
which cartoons?

[Snow]

what angers you

Faculty bureaucracy.

[Arashi_Leonhart]

hello im a grown man who cries to cartoons hows it going

The Shigatsu Experience

Unless you're a heathen like Raylen somehow

[Raylen Cypher]

hello im a grown man who cries to cartoons hows it going

I warned you, Lol.

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Unless you're a heathen like Raylen somehow

I'm flattered.

[Skull]

"Exactly 358 years ago, the first advert for tea in England appeared in a publication describing it simply as a “China Drink."

Drinking a good cuppa right now. :)

[Marmadillo]

Oh, Shigatsu? I got through that without crying, but I specially prepared for that last episode.

[asterism42]

I remember reading about how the British gov sent a spy into China simply to steal a sample of tea plants so they could make their own.

Can't remember if this is before or after they got the Chinese hooked on opium so they had something they could trade for tea.

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The history of tea is great.

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In China, the Qing dynasty Qianlong Emperor wrote to King George III in response to the MaCartney Mission's request for trade in 1793: "Our Celestial Empire possesses all things in prolific abundance and lacks no product within its borders. There is therefore no need to import the manufactures of outside barbarians in exchange for our own produce."[45] Tea also had to be paid in silver bullion, and critics of the tea trade at this time would point to the damage caused to Britain's wealth by this loss of bullion.[42] As a way to generate the silver needed as payment for tea, Britain began exporting opium from the traditional growing regions of British India (in present-day Pakistan and Afghanistan) into China. Although opium use in China had a long history, the British importation of opium, which began in the late 18th century, increased fivefold between 1821 and 1837, and usage of the drug became more widespread across Chinese society. The Qing government attitude towards opium, which was often ambivalent, hardened due to the social problems created by drug use, and took serious measures to curtail importation of opium in 1838–39. Tea by now had become an important source of tax revenue for the British Empire and the banning of the opium trade and thus the creation of funding issues for tea importers was one of the main causes of the First Opium War.[46]

Whilst waging war on China was one of Britain's tactics it also began to explore, then executed, a plan to use India for growing tea. After tea plants were smuggled out of China, plantations were established in areas such as Darjeeling, Assam, and Ceylon.[47] As an attempt to circumvent its dependence on Chinese tea, the East India Company sent Scottish botanist Robert Fortune to China to purchase and bring out of China tea plants, which were then taken to India, although it was the discovery of native varieties of tea plant in India which proved more important for the development of production there.

tea is srs bsns

[Arashi_Leonhart]

Oh, Shigatsu? I got through that without crying, but I specially prepared for that last episode.

Yeah, I prepared myself for the last episode and didn't cry because I read the last chapter of the manga and got all my crying out of the way then.

[Sesto]

shigatsu is embarrassingly melodramatic

it's shit

[black1blade]

Yeah seems kinda shit.

[Arashi_Leonhart]

Being a teenager is embarrassingly melodramatic, so yeah.

Also actual teenagers not allowed to vote.

[Historia]

My extended family is divided over Trump or Hillary but leaning more towards Trump because guns.

My immediate couldn't give two shits.

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I wonder who I should vote for.

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If only Deez Nuts was still a running candidate.

[black1blade]

Teenage melodrama is fun it just has to be conceptually interesting in some way, not just sick girl- feel sad.

[just Beamu]

My extended family is divided over Trump or Hillary but leaning more towards Trump because guns.

My immediate couldn't give two shits.
My family is mostly for Trump because guns and they hate Muslims

[black1blade]

I would probably just go lesser or two evils. I mean all politicians are bad anyway.

[Arashi_Leonhart]

Teenage melodrama is fun it just hasn't to be conceptually interesting in some way, not just sick girl- feel sad.

Grammar is important too.

Also it isn't just sick girl feel sad, considering how that's not even at the forefront of the story until about the last third or so.

[Strife ❤️]

I feel fucking amazing

Good times

[just Beamu]

Good for you Strife d(･∀･○)

[black1blade]

70s prog+maths homework is the best.

[mewarmo990]

they approved my counter-offer. I got the job.

Will be my first time working 30+ hours a week in my underwear.

[Leftovers]

Congrats.

[In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries]

http://www.123creative.com/1386-thickbox/hand-vector-pack.jpg

[Laserman]

Congratulations.

[Five_X]

they approved my counter-offer. I got the job.

Will be my first time working 30+ hours a week in my underwear.

Nice, mew. I hope that underwear clause was something you specifically slipped into your counter-offer and sealed the deal for you.

[Draconic]

Noish!!

[black1blade]

Urgg I don't want to do D&D prep.

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I mean the far bigger problem is that I haven't thought about it at all.

[Skull]

Heh, a Judge participating on a Dancing Competition...this will be a laugh.

*Cue video*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYJC1_-zc8k

*Me right now*
http://i.imgur.com/Qlnj18L.gif
I certainly wasn't expecting that...

[2Bad]

My extended family is divided over Trump or Hillary but leaning more towards Trump because guns.

My immediate couldn't give two shits.

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I wonder who I should vote for.

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If only Deez Nuts was still a running candidate.

My extended family is filled with hillbilly and redneck trash but my immediate family is all Democrat all the time.

[Kirby]

My parents just ask me who to vote for.

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And the rest are in mainland China weeee

[just Beamu]

My parents just ask me who to vote for.
My half-sister's girlfriend asks me this too

[Sesto]

my dad (and my grandfather) are all very much "everything is the liberal's fault", though mostly because the provincial government. they do hate the trudeaus though

my mom's family is the exact opposite

[Raylen Cypher]

So much "what the hell" while watching the Divertissement passage of ToCS2.

[mAc Chaos]

I convinced my gay atheist communist jewish friend to vote trump

[SeiKeo]

Atheism is in fact a pro for voting Trump.

[just Beamu]

Atheism is in fact a pro for voting Trump.
yes hi

[Leftovers]

http://i.imgur.com/Blrmmn0.png

And not one of them advocated DEEN.

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or the VN

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in the two minutes that I watched of each

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No wait, that Japanophile guy did. That's why his video stuck to mind.

[just Beamu]

I convinced my gay atheist communist jewish friend to vote trump
also how

[Snow]

Without pants.

But that's how to watch anything really.

[2Bad]

Not into watching personally

[mAc Chaos]

also how
meme magic

[just Beamu]

meme magic
yes memes the ideal thing to vote for

[Raylen Cypher]

yes memes the ideal thing to vote for

Stumbled upon this, lol.

779192552620646400

[SeiKeo]

Yes We Can (meme)

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I'm proud of this.

[Spinach]

I'm this close to caving.

[Leftovers]

I'm this close to caving.

Don't give up! (https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1689975)

[mAc Chaos]

omae wa mou caffeinated

[I3uster]

I'm this close to caving.

weak

[SeiKeo]

Step One.

[Spinach]

Don't give up! (https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1689975)

http://i.imgur.com/213OA2y.png

[Mcjon01]

they approved my counter-offer. I got the job.

Will be my first time working 30+ hours a week in my underwear.

So how much text are we talkin' about here

[Ivan The Mouse]

I need more bananas to eat.

[SeiKeo]

one book done and I'm not even out of the us

[just Beamu]

How many books did you bring

[SeiKeo]

I mean I airquotes brought one because that's physical, I have five total for the particular purpose

[mewarmo990]

776031503507607559

[2Bad]

I mean I airquotes brought one because that's physical, I have five total for the particular purpose
when you run out, you'll be able to start reading dragonball

[SeiKeo]

Yeah I'll just get it out of my butt real quick

[Draconic]

That sounds rather painful. Would you like an ibuprofen?

[just Beamu]

when you run out, you'll be able to start reading dragonball
was this ever funny

[2Bad]

it is to me, and that's what matters

[Draconic]

Stumbled upon this, lol.

779192552620646400
I may need to make this my avatar. It looks appropriately dumbstruck. That look of fear/confusion is an accurate representation of my very heart.

[Raylen Cypher]

https://www.facebook.com/OtogiSpiritAgents/posts/304743276567169

I have waited for so long...

http://i.imgur.com/nQNLQiO.png

Should have named myself Hakuno if it was gonna play out like this, lol. If only she were voiced by Nero/Tamamo, but alas, Asuna it is.

[just Beamu]

http://i.imgur.com/nQNLQiO.png
All I think when I hear Mikado is SMT 4

[Raylen Cypher]

All I think when I hear Mikado is SMT 4

And hearing her talk now, she's definitely voiced by Yu Kobayashi.

[Snow]

As opposed to being a theist communist?

[asterism42]

Spent my day lying in bed reading explicit fanfiction.

This is either winning at life or losing at life, and I'm not sure which. Possibly both.

[Draconic]

Atheism is in fact a pro for voting Trump.
You're thinking of less education actually. Dear god.
You know, if he wins, an impulsive, mean spirited asshat who says more offensive shit than we could all come up with collectively here on beast's lair becomes the most powerful man in the world. If he loses, he's going to convince his constituents that the entire vote was rigged and in so doing cause damage to US democracy for decades.

Can someone please do to this guy what Haruna does to Takashi at the end of Durarara!! already?! The capture and hiding part, not the diabolical cutting implements part.

[Snow]

Spent my day lying in bed reading explicit fanfiction.

This is either winning at life or losing at life, and I'm not sure which. Possibly both.

My day so far.

[Ivan The Mouse]

You're thinking of less education actually. Dear god.
You know, if he wins, an impulsive, mean spirited asshat who says more offensive shit than we could all come up with collectively here on beast's lair becomes the most powerful man in the world. If he loses, he's going to convince his constituents that the entire vote was rigged and in so doing cause damage to US democracy for decades.

Can someone please do to this guy what Haruna does to Takashi at the end of Durarara!! already?! The capture and hiding part, not the diabolical cutting implements part.

Trump? You ain't seen nothing yet. Duterte is much more TERRIFYING.

And he's the president of my country right now.

[Gabriulio]

Spent my day lying in bed reading explicit fanfiction.

This is either winning at life or losing at life, and I'm not sure which. Possibly both.

How I spend my days off.

[Draconic]

I convinced my gay atheist communist jewish friend to vote trump
Must…not…say…'gaytheist'…out…loud…can't…resist…
779192552620646400
…yeah, I said it…


Spent my day lying in bed reading explicit fanfiction.

This is either winning at life or losing at life, and I'm not sure which. Possibly both.
It is both… and neither… simultaneously…

[hayate]

Trump? You ain't seen nothing yet. Duterte is much more TERRIFYING.

And he's the president of my country right now.

No holds barred, you will see dying people every single day and news here in our country are still at it like eating hot pancakes.

Just wished news reporting will be like either Germany's or France's.

They don't need to dwell on those for too long, yet they still do it.

[Historia]

mmm

pancakes

[Polly]

School Wars, Episode 5: The Empire Spews Bullshit

So today an actual Member of Parliament stood in our Dean's defence by calling us students "useful idiots of defeated political forces ( ie communist regime )", "spoiled brats spawned by recycled commies", "quasi-intellectuals who haven't done a day's work in their life and, like their parents, want to ensure for themselves a life of cozy idleness", "Communist Youth girls with unshaven legs", "authors of theses like 'Role of Bosnian horses in WW2 People's Liberation Army'", "bolshevist satanists", "anarchists", "successors of those who ripped crosses from around children's necks in the past".

The anatomy of us, "Titojugend" cohorts, is as follows "pale skin from serving in [ penalty institution in Bosnia ]", "round necks like a 5-kuna coin", "long fingers from playing videogames", "and disproportionately large heads".

In developed democracies, he says, when a minority oppresses the majority it's solved with batons and tear gas.
He suggests sending us to Pyongyang to practice "[our] own quasi-democracy.

[SeiKeo]

The Bosnians Horses burn is pretty sick tho

[Five_X]

How dare you have long fingers and unshaven legs!

More seriously, though, it's pretty disgusting for an MP to go out and say that. Hopefully not many people are swayed by what he had to say.

[Polly]

The Bosnians Horses burn is pretty sick tho

It would be if the far-right clowns like this one haven't already used it a thousands times.

His rant, though, has given birth to memes of all sorts among both students, faculty, and like-minded individuals.

[Dullahan]

"authors of theses like 'Role of Bosnian horses in WW2 People's Liberation Army'"

This is a bizarrely specific insult. Is that a real thesis someone wrote?

[Polly]

This is a bizarrely specific insult. Is that a real thesis someone wrote?

No it's a dig at students of Humanities and Social Sciences which are, in the eyes of right-wingers, idle and lazy and waste away studying bizarre and ( economically ) useless subjects, and are all commies.

So a thesis on a useless topic connected to our communist past encapsulates the stereotype.

[Kotonoha]

http://i.imgur.com/ZqoYpES.png

hehehehehehheheeheehe

[Dullahan]

No it's a dig at students of Humanities and Social Sciences which are, in the eyes of right-wingers, idle and lazy and waste away studying bizarre and ( economically ) useless subjects, and are all commies.

h-ha ha, those crazy right-wingers

[Kotonoha]

girls with unshaven legs
Man, who shaves their legs in September

[You]

So a thesis on a useless topic connected to our communist past encapsulates the stereotype.
actually sounds like a useful animal science thesis

[Frostyvale]

h-ha ha, those crazy right-wingers
Irony is a sword you grip by the blade.

[Snow]

Man, who shaves their legs in September

The real question here.

[Seika]

Slobs, you are.

[Polly]

h-ha ha, those crazy right-wingers

Meanwhile rightwingers all study Economics, 80% of which end up on the dole.

So who's unemployable again?

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Man, who shaves their legs in September

Girls with garufurendos

[Snow]

Slobs, you are.

why thank you, I do try

[Spinach]

Who shaves

[Seika]

Spin doesn't mansculpt?

[Polly]

My skin is as smooth as a baby's bottom.

[Spinach]

mansculpt?

Cool word.

I actually do during the summer but fall's rolling in, time to just let something thick and unruly grow in.

[Kotonoha]

Girls with garufurendos
wow dump her

[Polly]

wow dump her

But... I'm the leg-shaving girl :(

[Snow]

in my defense i do spend most of the year in dresses and skirts so i'm diligent usually

[Spinach]

I wanna spend most of the year in dresses and skirts '_>'

[Snow]

what's stopping you?

[Seika]

It just makes me feel tidier.

[Seika]

what's stopping you?
I don't imagine Tennessee is kind to spincesses, amongst other things.

[Snow]

nothing a good pair of tights can't fix eh

[Historia]

I wear tights.

[just Beamu]

I wanna spend most of the year in dresses and skirts '_>'
Same

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I don't imagine Tennessee is kind to spincesses, amongst other things.
also same but texas

[Polly]

It just makes me feel tidier.

Same.

Also leg hair stubble irritates me af when I cross my legs or something like that.

[SeiKeo]

Croatia Air's customer international service line gets stuck in a loop trying to sell me a dating service.

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Not a joke

[Polly]

They're not used to foreign people using their services. So now it's all confused

[Historia]

So, did you....

[Snow]

telling

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Same.

Also leg hair stubble irritates me af when I cross my legs or something like that.

if it can't be seen through comfy pajama pants

it doesn't exist

[just Beamu]

if it can't be seen through comfy pajama pants

it doesn't exist
cute dresses and skirts tho :v

[Spinach]

what's stopping you?

Dresses don't normally come in my size.

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I don't imagine Tennessee is kind to spincesses, amongst other things.

I live in the best part of the state to be a spincess.

[Polly]

if it can't be seen through comfy pajama pants

it doesn't exist

You are a wise person, and my friend

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Dresses don't normally come in my size.

Not a valid excuse

[Historia]

I want to go to Chittagong some day...

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You know, for their ship breaking yard...

[Polly]

So now a member of the City Council has also risen up in support of students and faculty against the infamous Dean.

It's both fun and frustrating to watch your daily student life turn into a political thriller.

[Spinach]

Not a valid excuse

what do I do though

[Seika]

Croatia Air's customer international service line gets stuck in a loop trying to sell me a dating service.

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Not a joke
It understands instinctively what we've only uncovered over time: you really need to get laid.

[Strife ❤️]

I think the UK is cursed and nothing outside the UK actually exists.

It already ruined Five and now you're stuck here too, Keo.

[Polly]

what do I do though

Put in some effort and time to find dresses of appropriate size?

Life ain't easy being a woman, especially a tall or fat one when we're talking about clothes, yet we all manage.

Woman up!

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It understands instinctively what we've only uncovered over time: you really need to get laid.

So now you're trying to steal my title of the main bully on the forum?

[SeiKeo]

I think the UK is cursed and nothing outside the UK actually exists.

It already ruined Five and now you're stuck here too, Keo.
I'm not even stuck in the uk, fixing that problem would me much easier

[Polly]

I'm not even stuck in the uk, fixing that problem would me much easier

My younger sis is currently watching 'The Terminal' with Tom Hanks...

[Strife ❤️]

Where the fuck are you?

[Snow]

http://i.imgur.com/ZqoYpES.png

hehehehehehheheeheehe

I love you

[SeiKeo]

My younger sis is currently watching 'The Terminal' with Tom Hanks...
Jesus at least that movie is in a largeish terminal

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Where the fuck are you?
Salt Lake City, and you can put the number from Book of Mormon in this space

Direct from here to LHR got rocked by a generator failure so we sat in plane for 3.5 hours before they delayed it 18

[Strife ❤️]

Jesus.

[Seika]

So now you're trying to steal my title of the main bully on the forum?
I had that long before you, Polls.

[Spinach]

Put in some effort and time to find dresses of appropriate size?

Life ain't easy being a woman, especially a tall or fat one when we're talking about clothes, yet we all manage.

Woman up!

I'm almost 2m tall '_>'

[Snow]

I'm almost 2m tall '_>'

http://i.imgur.com/RnZN0b5.jpg

[Spinach]

Kilts

aren't very cute...

[Snow]

says you

[Polly]

I had that long before you, Polls.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YiBTuW3IeCU/hqdefault.jpg

"YOU WON'T TAKE IT FROM ME!"

[Strife ❤️]

I think Polly is too nice these days, I am not scared of her at all.

[Polly]

I'm almost 2m tall '_>'

And my foot is slightly bigger than average ( EU 40-41 ) which makes buying shoes quite difficult, and yet...

[Spinach]

says you

I want frills.

[Polly]

I think Polly is too nice these days, I am not scared of her at all.

I'm nice to you because you're not a boy.

[Spinach]

I'm nice to you because you're not a boy.

Then why so mean to me

[Strife ❤️]

I'm nice to you because you're not a boy.

ilu

[Seika]

I'm nice to you because you're not a boy.
See, this is your problem. You can't discriminate in your bullying; that's just counter-productive.

[just Beamu]

I had that long before you, Polls.
Don't Bully

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I'm nice to you because you're not a boy.
Why are you nice to me then

[Polly]

Then why so mean to me

http://i.imgur.com/GkhOLq5.gif

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See, this is your problem. You can't discriminate in your bullying; that's just counter-productive.

On the contrary; by being a harsh bully towards boys and being nice to girls, I cultivate a fearsome image among the enemy while amassing an army of loyal followers.

Until one day boys are pushed out of this forum and I instate total matriarchy.

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Why are you nice to me then

You live in arse of the world, that's more than enough bullying :(

[Spinach]

http://i.imgur.com/VgKCvrE.png

[Polly]

pic

git gud

[Seika]

On the contrary; by being a harsh bully towards boys and being nice to girls, I cultivate a fearsome image among the enemy while amassing an army of loyal followers.

Until one day boys are pushed out of this forum and I instate total matriarchy.
SOFT! The true bully needs no followers and has no followers!

[Spinach]

git gud

http://i.imgur.com/VnPno1O.png

[Polly]

SOFT! The true bully needs no followers and has no followers!

As someone who was routinely beaten, molested, and generally abused in all sorts of ways by bullies throughout the 8 years of my primary education, I say with great certainty that a first-class bully, who aspires to power, needs a circle of loyal followers.

[Seika]

.
No, more gud.

[Snow]

Polly is our drow matriarch :'3

[SeiKeo]

Jesus.
And, well, there's no feasible way to actually salvage this so I'm going to stay in London for a night, book myself through to Rome, and get back on the original bookings there. Feeling really good about Delta ripping out of my asshole a full day of my life, 700ish bucks, and the chance to meet two good friends, but I promised myself that I would limit screaming and overt anger and phone throwing to last night. Christ.

[Seika]

As someone who was routinely beaten, molested, and generally abused in all sorts of ways by bullies throughout the 8 years of my primary education, I say with great certainty that a first-class bully, who aspires to power, needs a circle of loyal followers.
Internet bullying is a superior class of bullying where only your own power counts. Don't be held back by old preconceptions: rise and become the Übermensch.

[Snow]

And, well, there's no feasible way to actually salvage this so I'm going to stay in London for a night, book myself through to Rome, and get back on the original bookings there. Feeling really good about Delta ripping out of my asshole a full day of my life, 700ish bucks, and the chance to meet two good friends, but I promised myself that I would limit screaming and overt anger and phone throwing to last night. Christ.
http://i.imgur.com/SxbUKWB.gif

[Strife ❤️]

And, well, there's no feasible way to actually salvage this so I'm going to stay in London for a night, book myself through to Rome, and get back on the original bookings there. Feeling really good about Delta ripping out of my asshole a full day of my life, 700ish bucks, and the chance to meet two good friends, but I promised myself that I would limit screaming and overt anger and phone throwing to last night. Christ.

Sorry man, hopefully you can go some other time. And can you get a refund for that somehow?

Looking forward to seeing you soon.

[Polly]

Internet bullying is a superior class of bullying where only your own power counts. Don't be held back by old preconceptions: rise and become the Übermensch.

Is this the point where you change your avvie to Gilgamesh and I to Iskandar?

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http://i.imgur.com/SxbUKWB.gif

same

we love you, too, leo-kun

[just Beamu]

You live in arse of the world, that's more than enough bullying :(
Thanks Polly, you're heart is golden beneath your bullying exterior

[Polly]

Thanks Polly, you're heart is golden beneath your bullying exterior

Nah, that's just me having a personality disorder

[just Beamu]

I believe in your heart

[Snow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPCrhT0q5Ns
memes aside, if only all Indian movie choreography was as fun and creative as this one

i love it dammit

[Strife ❤️]

My mum always used to watch Bollywood stuff, it's so dumb :p

[just Beamu]

My mum always used to watch Bollywood stuff, it's so dumb :p
don't kinkshame snow

[Strife ❤️]

Also since people were talking about clothes fitting, I went shopping today to get some actual clothes.


http://i.imgur.com/N09iK4R.jpg
(size 10 super-skinny girl jeans + sweater)

[just Beamu]

Also since people were talking about clothes fitting, I went shopping today to get some actual clothes.


http://i.imgur.com/N09iK4R.jpg
(size 10 super-skinny girl jeans + sweater)

Cute

[Snow]

i love it dammit
.

this is Kollywood though!

[Polly]

Only Bollywood movie I finished was some weird ripoff of Terminator.

At one point a hundred terminators form a hollow ball that rolls down the motorway, chasing the protagonists.

Bollywood can be weird af

[SeiKeo]

Hey strife if you have Five's phone # can you text him and tell him he should really try to check skype in the next hour

[Polly]

Also since people were talking about clothes fitting, I went shopping today to get some actual clothes.


http://i.imgur.com/N09iK4R.jpg
(size 10 super-skinny girl jeans + sweater)


You get thumbs up from your dear old Gran

[SeiKeo]

Clothes suit you ya

[Snow]

It gets very stupid yeah.

But watch Devdas, seriously. It was my introduction when I was a kid and they aired it on our national tv and I fell in love with Chandramukhi the dancing prostitute.

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Also since people were talking about clothes fitting, I went shopping today to get some actual clothes.


http://i.imgur.com/N09iK4R.jpg
(size 10 super-skinny girl jeans + sweater)

V cute v Rin.

[Strife ❤️]

Hey strife if you have Five's phone # can you text him and tell him he should really try to check skype in the next hour

I ACTUALLY don't think I do (incredible I know), I've messaged him on facebook + twitter :/

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Thank

[SeiKeo]

Gottim nvm

[Strife ❤️]

why five and not me, fucked up boys club

[SeiKeo]

why five and not me, fucked up boys club
Because you're not already in London

[Strife ❤️]

Ok, you got me there.

[asterism42]

Meanwhile rightwingers all study Economics, 80% of which end up on the dole.

So who's unemployable again?
Realtalk, if you never want to be out of a job, you should study to be an electrician or something.

[Spinach]

No, more gud.

http://i.imgur.com/xcJ0Jfi.png

[SeiKeo]

I've stopped being mad and just started being sad that I was halfway through Civil War when they pulled me off the flight last night and now I either have to rewatch half of it or use the touchscreen to try and fast forward. Travel is fucking sad.

Not in the deeply emotional sense.

[Five_X]

It understands instinctively what we've only uncovered over time: you really need to get laid.

Just posting here to say that this is the most savage Seika post in recent memory and I like it.

[Strife ❤️]

Travel is fucking sad.

Not in the deeply emotional sense.

Delta tried to take off last night, couldn't get the engine started - total disaster. They couldn't even finish the in flight movie. Sad!

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I think "total disaster" is my favourite Trumpism.

[just Beamu]

choker

[SeiKeo]

Delta tried to take off last night, couldn't get the engine started - total disaster. They couldn't even finish the in flight movie. Sad!

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I think "total disaster" is my favourite Trumpism.
Low energy is the best one in context, Sad! will be useful the longest, and the actual best one is 'like a dog.'

[Polly]

Leo not coming is slightly less bad as my cold has flared up this afternoon.

[SeiKeo]

well at least someone caught something

[Snow]

your avatar is the actual sex Leo

[Polly]

I saved his avatar as soon as I saw it, so I can claim it for myself once he changes it.

[Walnut Sparks]

Just got an e-mail from a college friend's address that I'm pretty sure is a phishing scam. It's nothing but a Web address.

Wondering if I should archive it like most of my e-mails in case I need it for... some ill-defined reason like the very slim chance that she writes to me about it in the future, or just delete it now to make sure I never accidentally open the link?

[SeiKeo]

your avatar is the actual sex Leo
Hey at least that works

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I saved his avatar as soon as I saw it, so I can claim it for myself once he changes it.
Ye I was going to change it when I got back

[Strife ❤️]

i was just thinking of something that amused me, i mean, you probably dont think this is funny right now but

when you planned this trip you planned to meet two girls, snow and polly

now you're going to meet one

me

actually feel bad for you

[Kotonoha]

i want to meet Strife

[Polly]

I want to meet Strife, and Kotonoha, too.