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Historia
September 26th, 2016, 12:26 AM
i missed all the fun.

and what the fuck is a whis

some kinda parasite...

You
September 26th, 2016, 12:28 AM
he's space merlin

Gl❀w
September 26th, 2016, 12:32 AM
who's space arthur then

You
September 26th, 2016, 12:34 AM
not beerus

Strife ❤️
September 26th, 2016, 12:35 AM
It's fast, packed with info, yet shallow in its coverage. I can know everything about nothing in particular. A millennial's dream.

Hmm. Good description.

Gl❀w
September 26th, 2016, 12:37 AM
not beerus

wow so judgmental

maybe beerus is a really good guy deep down

how do you know

You
September 26th, 2016, 12:39 AM
wow so judgmental

maybe beerus is a really good guy deep down

how do you know
thanks for the praise

2Bad
September 26th, 2016, 12:56 AM
i missed all the fun.

and what the fuck is a whis

some kinda parasite...


wow so judgmental

maybe beerus is a really good guy deep down

how do you know
Beerus is a God of Destruction in Dragonball. He's also a cat (literally, he's based on Akira Toriyama's hairless cat), so he mostly just wants to sleep and eat various treats, he mostly only does the destruction thing when he's cranky because he's not been fed/paid attention to properly.


Whis is his attendant who feeds him, puts him to bed, and mocks him. Thus, Whis is a cat owner.

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Whis' sister Vados is the owner of Champa, Beerus' fat brother.
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/0/0d/Tumblr_nzzqtzg77K1sfq81ko6_1280.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160203025155

just Beamu
September 26th, 2016, 12:59 AM
How badly does Toiyama's cat tear up his house when he forgets to feed it

Historia
September 26th, 2016, 01:00 AM
Whis is his attendant... Thus, Whis is a cat owner.

my paragon view of you has lessened considerably because of this

im offended

2Bad
September 26th, 2016, 01:01 AM
Cats are good, but let's be real about the cat-owner power dynamic

e: to top it off, Whis and Vados are stronger than Beerus and Champa and are responsible for transporting them, making things for them, and finding things for them

Historia
September 26th, 2016, 01:03 AM
if it's not bdsm it's not love

2Bad
September 26th, 2016, 01:03 AM
Champa is fat so Vados tries to feed him diet foot and exercise him, but he stays fat like any good fat cat

just Beamu
September 26th, 2016, 01:08 AM
Don't let the cat get fat

Seika
September 26th, 2016, 02:30 AM
Okay, never had a trapped nerve stay trapped this long. Ow ow ow.

just Beamu
September 26th, 2016, 02:31 AM
How'd you manage that?

Seika
September 26th, 2016, 02:38 AM
Don't ask me.

mAc Chaos
September 26th, 2016, 02:38 AM
excellent avatar rodyle

do stretches seika

just Beamu
September 26th, 2016, 02:39 AM
Perhaps the stretching caused​ the suffering mac

Sunara
September 26th, 2016, 04:49 AM
I almost feel like changing my profile pic on facebook to Astolfo just to see how many people comment that "she's" a cute anime girl. X3 Almost.

(And I missed all the fun. Again. I blame my laziness to go on BL.)

AsGryffynn
September 26th, 2016, 12:54 PM
Why doesn't this thread's last function take me to the last page?

asterism42
September 26th, 2016, 12:57 PM
Because it secretly hates you and enjoys your frustration.

Snow
September 26th, 2016, 04:11 PM
http://i.imgur.com/UjH5hBU.jpg

Strife ❤️
September 26th, 2016, 04:11 PM
._.

Polly
September 26th, 2016, 04:12 PM
How did you get a hold of Toby's private chats??

2Bad
September 26th, 2016, 04:15 PM
...same?

GhostDIGIT
September 26th, 2016, 04:17 PM
lol

Spinach
September 26th, 2016, 05:23 PM
I think I'm good, I can drink coffee now.

mAc Chaos
September 26th, 2016, 05:23 PM
What was the point of abstaining if you're drinking it again.

Laserman
September 26th, 2016, 05:24 PM
What was the point of abstaining if you're drinking it again.
.

Snow
September 26th, 2016, 05:27 PM
http://i.imgur.com/z0SZs8G.png

Spinach
September 26th, 2016, 05:28 PM
Look

I don't think a lot about my actions or decisions okay

Snow
September 26th, 2016, 05:29 PM
I mean it's okay Spinach. It's not heroin!

just Beamu
September 26th, 2016, 05:29 PM
http://i.imgur.com/z0SZs8G.png
was this entirely joking or was she hitting on you

Snow
September 26th, 2016, 05:29 PM
was this entirely joking or was she hitting on you

I mean she obviously was.


...

Spinach
September 26th, 2016, 05:36 PM
I mean it's okay Spinach. It's not heroin!

You have a good point. I'm gonna boil some water.

Snow
September 26th, 2016, 05:39 PM
I mean she obviously was.


...
btw the original is shamelessly pulled from Classical Art Memes, which is a fb page but really great.

Five_X
September 26th, 2016, 05:40 PM
http://i.imgur.com/z0SZs8G.png

You should draw a coy da Vinci reaction face.

Or, maybe better, smug da Vinci...

Gabriulio
September 26th, 2016, 05:57 PM
I cleaned my room and washed the dishes, now I'm not in the mood of doing anything for the rest of the day (night).

AsGryffynn
September 26th, 2016, 06:26 PM
Because it secretly hates you and enjoys your frustration.

81 percent of the world does, so no surprises there...

Gabriulio
September 26th, 2016, 07:01 PM
One of the Japanese artists I follow finished playing Persona 5 and started drawing fanart of it. Fuck, now I have to avoid her until February.

Spinach
September 26th, 2016, 07:40 PM
I just drank one whole coffee and it's basically a very amazing experience, I'm breathing deep and slow and parts of my body are quivering.

just Beamu
September 26th, 2016, 07:41 PM
Don't put aphrodisiac in coffee

asterism42
September 26th, 2016, 07:42 PM
I just drank one whole coffee and it's basically a very amazing experience, I'm breathing deep and slow and parts of my body are quivering.
Ah yes, the relapse hit. There's nothing quite like it.

Spinach
September 26th, 2016, 07:51 PM
Why did I even stop I'm so retarded.

Kirby
September 26th, 2016, 07:56 PM
I wish caffeine did anything for me.

Or maybe I just don't notice when it does.

Spinach
September 26th, 2016, 07:58 PM
Drip machined won't even give you enough caffeine for a high dude.

mewarmo990
September 27th, 2016, 03:01 AM
aw yiss I have translated exactly 1% of this visual novel

Five_X
September 27th, 2016, 03:40 AM
aw yiss I have translated exactly 1% of this visual novel

Which one?

GhostDIGIT
September 27th, 2016, 03:53 AM
I just now realized that I'm supposed to be raiding people for gold when I'm playing as a tribal.

Ivan The Mouse
September 27th, 2016, 05:36 AM
Which one?

Let us not spoil the surprise.

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Which one?

Let us not spoil the surprise.

LoyaltL
September 27th, 2016, 12:53 PM
I wish the moon gave me superpowers.

black1blade
September 27th, 2016, 01:34 PM
Dream theater is awesome.

SeiKeo
September 27th, 2016, 01:38 PM
Lol what album

Seika
September 27th, 2016, 03:55 PM
Crisis point hit with the force of an aircraft.

It's almost liberating.

Strife ❤️
September 27th, 2016, 03:57 PM
Crisis point hit with the force of an aircraft.

It's almost liberating.

Hmm?

Five_X
September 27th, 2016, 03:58 PM
Hmm?

Seika's Daily Life, of course. It's an exciting action tale in contrast with Kirby's Daily Life.

Seika
September 27th, 2016, 04:03 PM
I am culturally conditioned not to indicate anything beyond the blandest of surface details about actually serious problems in my life in public. Stiff upper lip, don't complain, don't show emotion. So, unless that post is all you require for excitement, I think you'll be disappointed.

This is the equivalent of me venting really hard to the internet.

Five_X
September 27th, 2016, 04:08 PM
Honestly I thought you were talking about a video game. :(

Hope these problems pass for you soon, Seika.

Historia
September 27th, 2016, 04:26 PM
Don't burn your house down, Seika.

just Beamu
September 27th, 2016, 04:29 PM
Arson is a crime

Gabriulio
September 27th, 2016, 04:37 PM
I've reached a state of laziness where I don't want to do anything.

On other news, dad just broke a plate and is mopping the shards.

I3uster
September 27th, 2016, 05:10 PM
I've reached a state of laziness where I don't want to do anything.


stop before it turns into a lifelong state of crippling depression

mAc Chaos
September 27th, 2016, 05:11 PM
sesto'd

Snow
September 27th, 2016, 05:39 PM
They're screening Barbarella at school this Friday and I have plans fuuuuuck.

GhostDIGIT
September 27th, 2016, 05:41 PM
Gotta see that piano scene?

Snow
September 27th, 2016, 05:44 PM
no I'm not a perv obviously

GhostDIGIT
September 27th, 2016, 05:44 PM
lies

Zurvan
September 27th, 2016, 05:45 PM
Nice try, but we already know Snow

Snow
September 27th, 2016, 05:45 PM
honestly it's the man hookah

GhostDIGIT
September 27th, 2016, 05:50 PM
ah the essence of man scene

Snow
September 27th, 2016, 05:59 PM
yeah seems like a fun movie overall

Mattias
September 27th, 2016, 08:55 PM
I just heard about the planned live action American made Akira film that was in the works years ago. Including such gems as renaming Tetsuo Travis, making both main characters brothers in their thirties, and turning Akira into Damien from the Omen who keeps singing Frere Jacques.

Gabriulio
September 27th, 2016, 09:02 PM
Why not just make an original movie if you're going to change that much?

GhostDIGIT
September 27th, 2016, 09:48 PM
because money from weebs

Mattias
September 27th, 2016, 10:13 PM
because money from weebs

How many weebs would go see a Ghost in the Shell movie featuring Major Melody Kendrick and Bob the Ranger?


Scratch that, I'd totally go see that train wreck.

Gl❀w
September 27th, 2016, 10:20 PM
I was gonna say

There's the people who will watch in hopes it might somehow turn out okay

And the people who watch it to see just how bad they've done

Historia
September 27th, 2016, 10:22 PM
I forgot about the GitS movie... a teaser came out yesterday for it.

just Beamu
September 27th, 2016, 10:50 PM
I was gonna say

There's the people who will watch in hopes it might somehow turn out okay

And the people who watch it to see just how bad they've done
Certainly the latter but I don't know of anybody who's ever gone and seen a live action anime adaptation with the realistic hopes that it would be good

Spinach
September 27th, 2016, 10:55 PM
I have unexpectedly high hopes for it. There's literally no basis to it, I just have expectations that I can't explain.

just Beamu
September 27th, 2016, 10:59 PM
Kinda same? The trailer for it recently released isn't obviously awful at least so hopefully it won't be a complete disappointment

Mattias
September 27th, 2016, 11:01 PM
Same here. I know in my head it'll be bad. Just like any DCU or Video Game film, but still I have the hope it will be a good movie. Besides worst case senario, I see it, it turns out to be terrible, and then I go home and watch the original movie or Arise.

Also Sci-fi and AI movies are doing pretty well so far with Inception and Ex Machina, so maybe they'll let the director do crazy things (like be true to the original works) rather than play it safe.

Historia
September 27th, 2016, 11:02 PM
I'm more excited for Battle Angel.

just Beamu
September 27th, 2016, 11:06 PM
Same here. I know in my head it'll be bad. Just like any DCU or Video Game film
I heard Warcraft was okayish


then I go home and watch the original movie or Arise.
Arise is bad

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I'm more excited for Battle Angel.
are they still doing that

Historia
September 27th, 2016, 11:10 PM
are they still doing that

It's in pre-production and is slated to come out in 2018, so, yes.

2Bad
September 27th, 2016, 11:18 PM
The best thing about that Akira storyline's IRL storyline that I remember is the part where Cracked ran an article about how terrible an idea the stuff that had come out about it thus far was, and someone at the studio tried to settle things down by sending the writer a draft script, whereupon he just revealed how much worse it was than was already believed

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hasn't battle angel been in preproduction for 20 years

just Beamu
September 27th, 2016, 11:19 PM
Yeah I think Cameron's wanted to do it since the 90s which why I'm always skeptical when I hear about it getting off the ground

Historia
September 27th, 2016, 11:22 PM
They have actors for Alita, Ido, and a few others already, so...

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I just want motorball, dammit.

just Beamu
September 27th, 2016, 11:24 PM
And I just want live-action anime adaptations to not be a thing but neither can be pleased

Historia
September 27th, 2016, 11:28 PM
And I just want live-action anime adaptations to not be a thing but neither can be pleased

No, I'm pleased.

Cause, you know, maybe a proper anime adaptation will be made with the movie coming out. Sometime. That and it's Battle Angel and I don't care if it's utter crap I'll still go watch it in theaters.

Mattias
September 27th, 2016, 11:30 PM
Arise is bad


I'd say it's different than the rest of the series, but not bad. Less philosophical cop show, and more sci-fi thiller, but still enjoyable.


I heard Warcraft was okayish

The only video game movie (Or DCU movie, due to how bad they've all been) which I haven't been disappointed in was Prince of Persia. That was an alright movie. Just alright. That said I never saw Warcraft, since I've barely played any of the games.

just Beamu
September 27th, 2016, 11:30 PM
I don't care if it's utter crap I'll still go watch it in theaters.
this is the problem see

Mattias
September 27th, 2016, 11:44 PM
If I only went to see good movies, I'd have barely socialized with real people this summer. I go and see a movie with my friends once every week or so, and the only good ones this summer were Star Trek, The Nice Guys, Secret Life of Pets, Kubo and a re-screening of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Historia
September 28th, 2016, 12:19 AM
My free-time is me-time.

Spinach
September 28th, 2016, 01:29 AM
Arise is bad

Hardly.

Sunara
September 28th, 2016, 05:41 AM
My certainty that Fate hates me and wants to see me miserable has once again been confirmed.


No, I'm pleased.

Cause, you know, maybe a proper anime adaptation will be made with the movie coming out. Sometime. That and it's Battle Angel and I don't care if it's utter crap I'll still go watch it in theaters.
If only it ends up playing where I live. I hate this place. Hopefully, I'll be living someplace decent when it comes out.

Dullahan
September 28th, 2016, 06:55 AM
the more I actually watch of madoka, the more I come to the conclusion that kyubey is 100% right about everything and an actual unironic hero

Marmadillo
September 28th, 2016, 06:58 AM
>being Utilitarian without understanding emotions

Dullahan
September 28th, 2016, 07:02 AM
primate chauvinists

Marmadillo
September 28th, 2016, 07:04 AM
speciesism... is okay

Prix with a Silent X
September 28th, 2016, 07:19 AM
>being Utilitarian without understanding emotions

Except the part where he clearly knows how to manipulate emotions.

Marmadillo
September 28th, 2016, 07:30 AM
you can manipulate emotions without understanding them if you're a decent behaviourist

Snow
September 28th, 2016, 07:33 AM
just chemical reactions and neural impulses mang

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here's a good morning song from me to you, RT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn8KYD1Vco0&list=RDsn8KYD1Vco0

Marmadillo
September 28th, 2016, 07:39 AM
just chemical reactions and neural impulses mang
derived from them
equating physical and mental properties is a bad idea

Prix with a Silent X
September 28th, 2016, 07:39 AM
I used to have more sympathy for Kyubey. The more I watch the more I don't care if his point makes sense. I just hate him. Destroy all his kind.

Snow
September 28th, 2016, 07:41 AM
derived from them
equating physical and mental properties is a bad idea

is man more than the sum of his metabolics

GhostDIGIT
September 28th, 2016, 07:44 AM
who knows

Zurvan
September 28th, 2016, 07:47 AM
The answer is yes.

Marmadillo
September 28th, 2016, 07:47 AM
is man more than the sum of his metabolics
not for Kyubey, he's a mascot chauvinist

Dullahan
September 28th, 2016, 07:48 AM
not for Kyubey, he's a mascot chauvinist

odds are that kyubey's civilisation is more morally significant than ours

mascot chauvinism is correct

GhostDIGIT
September 28th, 2016, 07:49 AM
we will make the universe great again with the tears of teenage girls

Marmadillo
September 28th, 2016, 07:51 AM
odds are they've no need for the concept of morals
it's up to us to give their actions moral significance as far as they influence us

Snow
September 28th, 2016, 07:53 AM
maybe their morals are just 2 high level 4 us, like Gil's

Marmadillo
September 28th, 2016, 07:54 AM
then why do I recognize them as shitty utilitarianism?

Snow
September 28th, 2016, 07:55 AM
we cannot help but try and put their high level morals into faulty human frames of mind

Marmadillo
September 28th, 2016, 07:55 AM
well, not Gilgamesh, he's just a failed Ubermensch

Snow
September 28th, 2016, 07:56 AM
see, you're doing it again!

Marmadillo
September 28th, 2016, 07:58 AM
we cannot help but try and put their high level morals into faulty human frames of mind
tell that to Urobuchi

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see, you're doing it again!
and Nasu

Snow
September 28th, 2016, 08:01 AM
actually nasu kinda hinted towards it with Gil

and then shat into his own mouth with it later, but you know

Marmadillo
September 28th, 2016, 08:04 AM
actually nasu kinda hinted towards it with Gil

and then shat into his own mouth with it later, but you know
gil is like a mirror, you see the morals of your own age reflected back to you
right before he kills you for looking at him

Snow
September 28th, 2016, 08:06 AM
oh they're trying to redo the whole mirror routine with Solomon now, dear lord

GhostDIGIT
September 28th, 2016, 08:07 AM
"Human history was a mistake."

Zurvan
September 28th, 2016, 08:10 AM
oh they're trying to redo the whole mirror routine with Solomon now, dear lord

What now?

Snow
September 28th, 2016, 08:16 AM
weeping and gnashing of teeth

Arashi_Leonhart
September 28th, 2016, 08:53 AM
the more I actually watch of madoka, the more I come to the conclusion that kyubey is 100% right about everything and an actual unironic hero

too much project itoh mate

Dullahan
September 28th, 2016, 09:02 AM
too much project itoh mate

dominos pizza won't make me happy

asterism42
September 28th, 2016, 09:54 AM
oh they're trying to redo the whole mirror routine with Solomon now, dear lord
All I choose to take away from the mirror Sol thing is that Mordred will piss on you if she's bored.

SeiKeo
September 28th, 2016, 11:36 AM
What Solomon thing now

Dullahan
September 28th, 2016, 11:46 AM
What Solomon thing now

idr the details but apparently it's something like he lacks some crucial part of being human - inb4 he gets described as a 'machine' or something - so his observed personality reflects that of the person he's talking to

in other words, his penchant for golden showers isn't a personal preference, it's just him being considerate

SeiKeo
September 28th, 2016, 12:01 PM
No character villain hack written series Nasu is over

Dullahan
September 28th, 2016, 12:07 PM
No character villain hack written series Nasu is over

nah man just think of the Hilarious Hijinks and Funny Memes he could produce in interludes, that's more than enough to get people rollin' for him when he eventually gets added to the gacha

you'd put another Character in the room with him and it'd be like whoah there's now two of that Character interacting except that one of them looks like a mid-lategame JRPG boss

and the other one's Solomon

SeiKeo
September 28th, 2016, 12:19 PM
Ha ha, memes, type moon is saved

asterism42
September 28th, 2016, 03:48 PM
tfw your ears are blocked and all you can hear is yourself eating

I tried to eat an apple. That was a mistake.

GhostDIGIT
September 28th, 2016, 03:49 PM
were you wearing earphones or something?

Snow
September 28th, 2016, 03:49 PM
weeping and gnashing of teeth

asterism42
September 28th, 2016, 03:52 PM
Ear infection. I'm getting them lavaged tomorrow but until then I'm more than a little bit impaired hearing wise.

GhostDIGIT
September 28th, 2016, 03:52 PM
Those are just the worst.

black1blade
September 28th, 2016, 04:38 PM
Seeing this 11 year old with a no game no life bag yesterday was weird.

Spinach
September 28th, 2016, 04:43 PM
Do we have any BLs in the Orlando area

In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries
September 28th, 2016, 04:45 PM
A few things I found myself having to teach my coworker today.

Arabic and Serbian are different languages
Lebanon is not next to Serbia
Serbia is in Europe
Egypt is not in Europe
Saudi Arabia is in Asia, not Africa
South Africa is a country
Africa does not only have black people
South America is not the same as South Africa
South America is not Africa
Iceland and ISIS are 2 different things

Zurvan
September 28th, 2016, 04:48 PM
Your coworker is a special person

Gabriulio
September 28th, 2016, 04:51 PM
I find myself amused at how out of reality some people are.

Polly
September 28th, 2016, 04:52 PM
I can't stop eating tangerines.

They're just so yummy...

just Beamu
September 28th, 2016, 04:58 PM
A few things I found myself having to teach my coworker today.

Arabic and Serbian are different languages
Lebanon is not next to Serbia
Serbia is in Europe
Egypt is not in Europe
Saudi Arabia is in Asia, not Africa
South Africa is a country
Africa does not only have black people
South America is not the same as South Africa
South America is not Africa
Iceland and ISIS are 2 different things
how much alcohol induced brain damage

black1blade
September 28th, 2016, 05:02 PM
Cat's been ill recently, she wasn't eating or drinking much but my mum brought her to the vets today and they gave her an injection for her fever and now she's eating and stuff which is good.

2Bad
September 28th, 2016, 05:14 PM
A few things I found myself having to teach my coworker today.

Arabic and Serbian are different languages
Lebanon is not next to Serbia
Serbia is in Europe
Egypt is not in Europe
Saudi Arabia is in Asia, not Africa
South Africa is a country
Africa does not only have black people
South America is not the same as South Africa
South America is not Africa
Iceland and ISIS are 2 different things

Oh so you're the one they hired for my off-days.

In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries
September 28th, 2016, 05:18 PM
A few months ago I had to convince him that ducks do, in fact fly. He thought they could only hop around like chickens and swim.

He also watched Star Wars Ep 1-4 and then 3 things happened

1) He thought Obi-wan and Anakin were the same people
2) He didn't know who Han Solo was
3) He didn't watch 5 or 6 because he thought they looked too ugly. He thought 1-3 were better than 4.

black1blade
September 28th, 2016, 05:20 PM
That guy does sound very very dumb.

just Beamu
September 28th, 2016, 05:21 PM
A few months ago I had to convince him that ducks do, in fact fly. He thought they could only hop around like chickens and swim.

He also watched Star Wars Ep 1-4 and then 3 things happened

1) He thought Obi-wan and Anakin were the same people
2) He didn't know who Han Solo was
3) He didn't watch 5 or 6 because he thought they looked too ugly. He thought 1-3 were better than 4.
purge him

Gabriulio
September 28th, 2016, 05:26 PM
Is that guy even real? I feel to urge to find where he lives just to punch his face, distance be damned.

In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries
September 28th, 2016, 05:32 PM
I swear I'm like perpetually considering punching him every day

Gabriulio
September 28th, 2016, 05:35 PM
Do it in my stead.

2Bad
September 28th, 2016, 05:45 PM
My bosses are saying Trump did pretty good but should have "gone after her about Benghazi, the emails, and Iran."

SeiKeo
September 28th, 2016, 05:46 PM
It would have been better than standin around like a corn cob probably

2Bad
September 28th, 2016, 05:57 PM
Well I mean, he DID try to go after her for Iran and the emails, it just turns out those aren't actually issues so he couldn't make them stick.

Also he's a fat idiot so that didn't help.

Arashi_Leonhart
September 28th, 2016, 06:21 PM
now now

lets not fatshame

Mattias
September 28th, 2016, 06:24 PM
Saudi Arabia is in Asia, not Africa

I'd spot the guy this one, since they are awfully close geographically and when I was younger I used to forget whether it was the Red Sea or the Persian Gulf that was the boundary.

just Beamu
September 28th, 2016, 06:37 PM
I'd spot the guy this one, since they are awfully close geographically and when I was younger I used to forget whether it was the Red Sea or the Persian Gulf that was the boundary.
Them being somewhat close isn't an excuse for being bad at geography

In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries
September 28th, 2016, 06:40 PM
I can assure you he would not be able to point out Saudi Arabia on a map

just Beamu
September 28th, 2016, 06:42 PM
Can he point to anything on a map

You
September 28th, 2016, 06:42 PM
I can assure you he would not be able to point out Saudi Arabia on a map
same
but that's what google's for right

Gabriulio
September 28th, 2016, 06:48 PM
Yesterday I was feeling lethargic, today I feel like running a marathon. I wish my body would settle for one setting instead of alternating between min and max.

In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries
September 28th, 2016, 07:05 PM
Can he point to anything on a map

Probably the US

I doubt he can even point out his home country of Vietnam on a map

Spinach
September 28th, 2016, 07:09 PM
Wow no Orlando lads

I'll be so lonely

just Beamu
September 28th, 2016, 07:18 PM
Probably the US

I doubt he can even point out his home country of Vietnam on a map
Please shame him at every opportunity

Snow
September 28th, 2016, 07:19 PM
Wow no Orlando lads

I'll be so lonely

I'm with you in spaghetti

Spinach
September 28th, 2016, 07:32 PM
Thanks pumpkin.

GhostDIGIT
September 28th, 2016, 07:36 PM
Trying to retake Persia from the Muslims is hard. I'm either done in by random revolts or random conversions to Islam.

Gabriulio
September 28th, 2016, 08:13 PM
My uncle was robbed yesterday. They took his motorcycle and wallet, but the former was found already. The real pain in the ass is that he has to make new copies of his ID and voting license asap, since there's an election this sunday.

GhostDIGIT
September 28th, 2016, 08:16 PM
Shit, is he alright?

Gabriulio
September 28th, 2016, 08:22 PM
Yeah, they only threatened him with a gun, but he's okay. My grandmother's shaken up because it happened at her doorstep (he was visiting my aunt, who's my grandmother's caretaker).

With all due respect, this will serve as a good wake up call for my grandmother. She doesn't live in a dangerous neighborhood per se, but there are a reasonable amount of robbers around because it's right next to campus so there's a high daily influx of people. The point is, my grandmother's too careless. We've gotten on her case a couple of times about that, even. If you call her and say you're coming over to a visit, the next time the doorbell rings, she opens the door without checking because surely it's the person who called her, you guys are too paranoid, by the way, did you heard about the guy two streets over who was robbed?

Kirby
September 28th, 2016, 10:49 PM
http://66.media.tumblr.com/614443e6759bf8223e7b70de0085b1b9/tumblr_odxqj4ZsDo1qzis54o1_1280.jpg

Historia
September 28th, 2016, 10:54 PM
slow night, huh

Spinach
September 29th, 2016, 02:27 AM
Responsible person would sleep fix sleep schedule for weekend.

Spinach not responsible person.

Spinach irresponsible person.

Five_X
September 29th, 2016, 02:32 AM
Responsible person would sleep fix sleep schedule for weekend.

Spinach not responsible person.

Spinach irresponsible person.

Just remember, you'll be among irresponsible kindred spirits down in Orlando.

CreativeMasta
September 29th, 2016, 03:19 AM
Creative has finally passed the foreign service test in his country and will probably become a diplomat in the near future

Ivan The Mouse
September 29th, 2016, 03:30 AM
I miss watching fun anime, but I still have Mushishi and Haibane Renmei on board.

Sunara
September 29th, 2016, 03:32 AM
My uncle was robbed yesterday. They took his motorcycle and wallet, but the former was found already. The real pain in the ass is that he has to make new copies of his ID and voting license asap, since there's an election this sunday.
Sorry to hear that but glad he's ok.

Weird coincidence is that I witnessed an arrest at work the other night. Dude stole a car.
I was all like, "Uhh.... I was never here"...

Five_X
September 29th, 2016, 03:34 AM
Creative has finally passed the foreign service test in his country and will probably become a diplomat in the near future

Maybe, someday, you'll cross paths with Bridge IRL and you'll exchange the awkward stare shared only by fellow nerds in serious actual jobs.

Sunara
September 29th, 2016, 03:39 AM
Responsible person would sleep fix sleep schedule for weekend.

Spinach not responsible person.

Spinach irresponsible person.
What's responsibilities? Is that a delicious, exotic food?

This sounds familiar. I think we all know my sleep schedule is skewed. Work randomly give me one early morning shift (while the others are in the afternoon) and I'm all like "ok, today is Sunara is a zombie day."

CreativeMasta
September 29th, 2016, 03:40 AM
Maybe, someday, you'll cross paths with Bridge IRL and you'll exchange the awkward stare shared only by fellow nerds in serious actual jobs.

That is a future worth looking forward to

Spinach
September 29th, 2016, 04:04 AM
3am still awake

http://i.imgur.com/B0MOm0C.jpg

mAc Chaos
September 29th, 2016, 04:23 AM
: ok hand :

Sunara
September 29th, 2016, 05:03 AM
: ok hand :
What, has your hand turned into a beautiful girl?

Now.... which Typemoon girl is it this time?

Snow
September 29th, 2016, 05:17 AM
I wanted to be a diplomat when I was tiny. My view of diplomacy was quite 80s-pop-video sort of romantic.

Five_X
September 29th, 2016, 05:28 AM
I wanted to be a diplomat when I was tiny. My view of diplomacy was quite 80s-pop-video sort of romantic.

Or 80s action movies, in my young view of things. Lethal Weapon 2 is not a very accurate portrayal of real life diplomats, unfortunately.

Zurvan
September 29th, 2016, 06:29 AM
What you doing in orlando, con?

SeiKeo
September 29th, 2016, 07:57 AM
Sadly, I think I do have to concede to Bridge that the Vatican Museums are overrated.

Snow
September 29th, 2016, 08:10 AM
found my diagnosis
http://i.imgur.com/U4bgBgp.jpg

Polly
September 29th, 2016, 08:30 AM
You never act melodramatic in front of me, tho

CreativeMasta
September 29th, 2016, 08:41 AM
found my diagnosis
http://i.imgur.com/U4bgBgp.jpg


Do you like Posting selfies of yourself on Facebook?

Snow
September 29th, 2016, 08:49 AM
Nope. High-grade merch, not for everyone's perusal.

Mcjon01
September 29th, 2016, 08:58 AM
So I think Smithville might ACTUALLY be the lamest town in the entire state

It even takes too long to leave

Five_X
September 29th, 2016, 09:08 AM
You never act melodramatic in front of me, tho

but snow is terribly narcissistic and egocentric though, of course, as we know

SeiKeo
September 29th, 2016, 09:33 AM
it's not even good modern art

SeiKeo
September 29th, 2016, 09:46 AM
I'd say yeah. But honestly at the end of the day both of them have too many people to be appreciated - that's really what I meant about the museum, even controlling for taste the odds that you can have time with stuff you like is not great.

Zurvan
September 29th, 2016, 02:38 PM
All these name changes

Cruor
September 29th, 2016, 02:48 PM
Creative has finally passed the foreign service test in his country and will probably become a diplomat in the near future

You finally did it!? Holy shit last time I asked you said it was looking dim :DDDD

Lotus Saint
September 29th, 2016, 02:56 PM
All these name changes
There are name changes?

Zurvan
September 29th, 2016, 03:00 PM
Spin Leo Rodyle as well as some lads in the approriate thread

Gabriulio
September 29th, 2016, 03:25 PM
I just dropped a coin on my toe and this shit is hurting more than it has any right to.

Snow
September 29th, 2016, 03:43 PM
http://i.imgur.com/0NOfdYC.gif

Five_X
September 29th, 2016, 03:54 PM
http://i.imgur.com/0NOfdYC.gif

guh

black1blade
September 29th, 2016, 03:59 PM
Physics questions kinda annoy me because they all take place in this abstract physics land. Like physics is probably even more abstract than maths atm due to the strange world in which the questions take place in for rectilinear motion equations to actually work.

Arashi_Leonhart
September 29th, 2016, 04:03 PM
It took me a second to realize that Spin changed his name rather than IRUN

I'm not sure whether this reflects badly on Spin or on IRUN

Gabriulio
September 29th, 2016, 04:04 PM
I don't like motion physics because each question needs its own careful analysis of the forces acting on the object. "Exact" my ass, it's as bad as combinatory analysis.

You
September 29th, 2016, 04:05 PM
Physics questions kinda annoy me because they all take place in this abstract physics land. Like physics is probably even more abstract than maths atm due to the strange world in which the questions take place in for rectilinear motion equations to actually work.
i'm sure applied physics isn't as simple or straightforward as whatever you're doing.

Spinach
September 29th, 2016, 04:11 PM
It took me a second to realize that Spin changed his name rather than IRUN

I'm not sure whether this reflects badly on Spin or on IRUN

http://i.imgur.com/JwBhmu4.png

Five_X
September 29th, 2016, 04:13 PM
tbh it'd really mess me up if I saw your current name as the most recent poster in the Special Hell thread.

Snow
September 29th, 2016, 04:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw

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play this at my wedding

Kirby
September 29th, 2016, 04:53 PM
Is it just me or can we edit the titles of our threads now?

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It was just me

black1blade
September 29th, 2016, 05:15 PM
i'm sure applied physics isn't as simple or straightforward as whatever you're doing.
That would make the questions even more of a nightmare yeah. Maths is the best anyway. An abstract world which obeys it's own logic is far more appealing than basic motion physics. I much prefer the sub atomic and electricity aspects of physics but I'll admit it doesn't help that the teacher that is currently teaching us the motion stuff is really bad.

Snow
September 29th, 2016, 05:28 PM
I just realized I'm too old for changing wallpapers

just Beamu
September 29th, 2016, 05:48 PM
forever young snow

SeiKeo
September 29th, 2016, 06:10 PM
Wait this was a bad ieaa

Snow
September 29th, 2016, 06:16 PM
what was, dear?

Prix with a Silent X
September 29th, 2016, 06:41 PM
My elder doggie went to sleep for the last time today. Literally RIP, dear fur child.

2Bad
September 29th, 2016, 06:44 PM
sorry to hear

just Beamu
September 29th, 2016, 06:44 PM
I'm sorry :(

Snow
September 29th, 2016, 06:46 PM
Condolences :(

Historia
September 29th, 2016, 06:49 PM
My elder doggie went to sleep for the last time today. Literally RIP, dear fur child.

how old was he

Gabriulio
September 29th, 2016, 06:51 PM
He's now in peace at puppy heaven.

Prix with a Silent X
September 29th, 2016, 07:03 PM
She was a pound puppy and the vets guessed she was 11 months or so when we had her spayed in 2001. Some are more precise but 16 give or take. She had a very good run, but it's hard to lose such an old friend.

CreativeMasta
September 29th, 2016, 07:04 PM
You finally did it!? Holy shit last time I asked you said it was looking dim :DDDD

Well it's my second try at this so strictly speaking I wasn't lying when i said that and I was lucky this time:p.

Historia
September 29th, 2016, 07:15 PM
Some are more precise but 16 give or take. She had a very good run,

I'm glad.

mAc Chaos
September 29th, 2016, 07:30 PM
My elder doggie went to sleep for the last time today. Literally RIP, dear fur child.
Damn, sorry to hear that Prix. It's always tough to lose a pet.

Draconic
September 29th, 2016, 08:42 PM
My elder doggie went to sleep for the last time today. Literally RIP, dear fur child.
I'm so sorry to hear that. It's always terrible when a pet passes away. I'm sure that at sixteen she was part of the family for a fair length of time. My condolences.

Prix with a Silent X
September 29th, 2016, 09:49 PM
My stupidly long fic hasn't gotten many comments this time around. If not cheer me up it might give me entrainment and distraction if you wanted to read and comment on my fic. This sounds lame but I'm kind of stuck staring into space a little.

Cruor
September 29th, 2016, 10:53 PM
Well it's my second try at this so strictly speaking I wasn't lying when i said that and I was lucky this time:p.

In America you can take the test as often as you want and some people who try do it 10+ times before finally getting it through (apparently the difficult part isn't the test but the personal narratives and interviews if you fail this many times).

Is your country like the US and foreign service is split up between consulars, businessmen, political officers, etc.? I remember your dream was to be a ambassador rather then a diplomat. Either way congrats :D

Historia
September 29th, 2016, 11:21 PM
My stupidly long fic hasn't gotten many comments this time around. If not cheer me up it might give me entrainment and distraction if you wanted to read and comment on my fic. This sounds lame but I'm kind of stuck staring into space a little.

Oh no it's happening.

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Also what qualifies as stupidly long 'cause there's this Claymore fanfic I've been following that's over 2 million words. Now that's stupidly long. (at least I think it's 2 million words by this point)

There's a limit to these things, I say.

Prix with a Silent X
September 29th, 2016, 11:27 PM
Oh no it's happening.

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Also what qualifies as stupidly long 'cause there's this Claymore fanfic I've been following that's over 2 million words. Now that's stupidly long. (at least I think it's 2 million words by this point)

There's a limit to these things, I say.

I swear there used to be a way to find the longest fics on ff.net. Maybe it was just in a weirdly-specific forum post somewhere because it does not appear there's a way to do this with the general search function.

I say stupidly-long because it is the most sustained work I have done. I am actually surprised I've stuck with it, and my document for it is over 50 pages long. That feels like some kind of accomplishment.

And what do you mean "oh no"? I thought you wanted to.

just Beamu
September 29th, 2016, 11:28 PM
Isn't the longest on ff.net something like 5million+

So just shy of 5 Harry Potter franchises

GhostDIGIT
September 30th, 2016, 12:18 AM
I have a new phone. I will resist the urge to play GO with Pokemon Go.

SeiKeo
September 30th, 2016, 03:07 AM
what was, dear?
I think that was the ice bar?

CreativeMasta
September 30th, 2016, 08:35 AM
In America you can take the test as often as you want and some people who try do it 10+ times before finally getting it through (apparently the difficult part isn't the test but the personal narratives and interviews if you fail this many times).

Is your country like the US and foreign service is split up between consulars, businessmen, political officers, etc.? I remember your dream was to be a ambassador rather then a diplomat. Either way congrats :D

The test system in our country is quite different from America. Diplomat candidates in our country are required to take 4 different tests , the first one is called 'public service aptitude test' or PSAT for short and it measures your Language, Situational awareness and Data interpretation skills. The second test is in essay form and it measures your aptitude in 5 different Subjects ranging from Diplomatic History, Economics, International Politics and International Law. The third test measures your aptitude in select second languages like Chinese, French, Japanese, Spanish and Arabic.

If you pass all three tests then you take the grueling final interview which tests your moral code and ethics + your real life experiences required to take on the task as a diplomat and a Public serviceman.

After you succesfully pass all four stages of this test then you get the qualification to enter the Diplomat academy in which you are trained for a year before you are finally qualified to become a diplomat in the public field.

as for your second question, yes our foreign service is also split into consulars and political officers, business division is governed by the public enterprises. My field is somewhat related to the political offices especially in Asean regions. My dream to become an ambassador is still there only, in our country long term experience as a diplomat is required until you are appointed as one.

So becoming a diplomat is a necessary step towards that goal.

...And yes just like America it is common to see people preparing for 3~5 years before finally passing this test.

Anyway thanks for remembering me Cruor :)

black1blade
September 30th, 2016, 11:11 AM
I'm having such an awesome day today.

Laserman
September 30th, 2016, 11:22 AM
Good for you man. :)

black1blade
September 30th, 2016, 11:25 AM
Chemistry was fun and satisfying- doing an experiment and calculation all in the same lesson and getting pretty much the right answer (accounting for some loss of CO2...). Well English was pretty boring but there were cool bants. First maths lesson was fun, got teacher to rant about his pension and stuff while doing some easy work on the simpson rule. Then second maths lesson was so cool because cake. Basically today is a charity event all around the country where people do donate money and eat cake. About 50 of the staff at school make a cake. The staff had first pickings at lunch time but then it was meant to be year 13 followed by year 12 (my year). However our maths teacher for this last period blagged us in before as it's the fast track group so technically we are doing year 13 work. http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/d/d4/046Paras.png/250px-046Paras.png And so we were eating cake as we did some basic trig work which was then followed by the shocking revelation that we would have to learn 15 trig identities off by heart. That said though, we not only went through 3 but we proved them ourselves which was great. To be fair, the Pythagorean identities are probably the easiest proofs that I've come across but it was still cool working out the equations for our selves. While we were still talking about cake, someone asked if we should start baking cakes and bringing them in on friday which to everyone's surprise the teacher said yes to. http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/d/d4/046Paras.png/250px-046Paras.png And then, with the prospect of future cake and maths circling around my head as I walked out of the school gates, a girl actually started a conversation with me for no other reason than I guess she wanted to talk to me. I even did that cringey thing of looking behind me to see if she was talking to me but yeah that was cool. There was a minor hiccup in that I got home and realized I didn't have my key on me but my brother was back a few mins later anyway. But yeah I get home, turn on the computer and a bunch of cool, new youtube videos have come out. Still got like 8 hours before I go to sleep but yes, this Friday is shaping up to be awesome.

SeiKeo
September 30th, 2016, 11:34 AM
Usually I refrain from posting this but jfc n1curr

Ivan The Mouse
September 30th, 2016, 12:28 PM
I have never seen the Great Wall this close, until BlackBlade posted.

Historia
September 30th, 2016, 01:05 PM
Been following Rise of Mordor mod for Attila: Total War and the soundtrack is nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GYXAgtwrN0

black1blade
September 30th, 2016, 01:24 PM
I have never seen the Great Wall this close, until BlackBlade posted.
I probably should have edited paras into it but yeah not a good sign when it goes over discord's character limit XD.

SeiKeo
September 30th, 2016, 01:35 PM
If you have some discord to lifeblog in could you do the rest of humanity a favor and keep it there

black1blade
September 30th, 2016, 01:35 PM
Scroll up, I did a funny.

SeiKeo
September 30th, 2016, 01:37 PM
Managed to get in below my plunging expectations, that's for sure.

black1blade
September 30th, 2016, 01:37 PM
If you have some discord to lifeblog in could you do the rest of humanity a favor and keep it there
It's easier to type something out on a forum first. Unless you are really anal about reading every post you can just ignore mine, I generally do that about long posts about things I don't care about personally.

Walnut Sparks
September 30th, 2016, 02:20 PM
So these are finally for sale, and even though I'll never be able to afford one, just knowing it makes me happy. http://cdn0.lostateminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/giant-wearable-cat-heads-are-now-on-sale-and-they-are-realistically-creepy-1-805x426.jpg (http://www.lostateminor.com/2016/09/22/giant-wearable-cat-heads-now-sale-realistically-creepy/)

Historia
September 30th, 2016, 02:31 PM
It's easier to type something out on a forum first. Unless you are really anal about reading every post you can just ignore mine, I generally do that about long posts about things I don't care about personally.

Make a notepad doc and name it something relevant. Post 'those long posts about things I don't care about personally' in there. Because we (I?) sure as hell don't want to see 'em.

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and for what purpose would giant cat heads serve.

mAc Chaos
September 30th, 2016, 02:32 PM
You guys always get trolled so hard by these random posts. If I got mad over posts I don't care about I would be in the hospital right now.

All you have to do is keep scrolling.

Leftovers
September 30th, 2016, 02:33 PM
Random...thoughts....