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Historia
September 30th, 2016, 02:35 PM
mAc what's a blog for, im confused

SeiKeo
September 30th, 2016, 02:36 PM
You guys always get trolled so hard by these random posts. If I got mad over posts I don't care about I would be in the hospital right now.

All you have to do is keep scrolling.
Calling that getting trolled is Hilary levels of figuring Internet shit out...

Leftovers
September 30th, 2016, 02:47 PM
Calling that getting trolled is Hilary levels of figuring Internet shit out...

Got you to emote, didn't it though.

mAc Chaos
September 30th, 2016, 02:49 PM
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Random Thoughts Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Scroll Down Haha

Arashi_Leonhart
September 30th, 2016, 02:50 PM
Thanks guys, you broke him

Raylen Cypher
September 30th, 2016, 02:52 PM
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Random Thoughts Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Scroll Down Haha

Oh my god.

Five_X
September 30th, 2016, 02:53 PM
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Random Thoughts Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Scroll Down Haha

How Can BL Be Real If Anime Isn't Real

Historia
September 30th, 2016, 03:05 PM
im offended

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boys love is real, just ask abe

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and i have to write these weekly journals about what stressors i encountered and im going to put bl

ur all terrible i hate you

Leftovers
September 30th, 2016, 03:09 PM
yeah alright

can you set me up with a dark-and-brooding, hounded-by-a-cruel-and-unavoidable-fate bishounen image while you're at it?

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my booru powers do not work on the male_focus tag

Five_X
September 30th, 2016, 03:18 PM
yeah alright

can you set me up with a dark-and-brooding, hounded-by-a-cruel-and-unavoidable-fate bishounen image while you're at it?

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my booru powers do not work on the male_focus tag

I got you

http://i.imgur.com/E6CAaSq.png

close enough!

Zurvan
September 30th, 2016, 03:40 PM
ur all terrible i hate you

You too bby

Historia
September 30th, 2016, 03:52 PM
well thats unexpected, listening to paramore and forgot i had jojo open on another tab and the two go well together

Leftovers
September 30th, 2016, 03:59 PM
smh

Gabriulio
September 30th, 2016, 04:55 PM
I have this killer headache for sleeping to little last night. Ouch.

Walnut Sparks
September 30th, 2016, 05:16 PM
and for what purpose would giant cat heads serve.

http://findicons.com/files/icons/1442/star_trek_tos_the_crew/32/leonard_mccoy.png Does everything have to have a practical use for you?

GhostDIGIT
September 30th, 2016, 05:21 PM
Everything has its use.

black1blade
September 30th, 2016, 05:26 PM
Thanks guys, you broke him
I think the fighting game, jojo and D&D memes are a form of stress relief.

GhostDIGIT
September 30th, 2016, 05:36 PM
more like the very essence of who he is

just Beamu
September 30th, 2016, 07:28 PM
Scroll up, I did a funny.
nothing there was funny

Cruor
September 30th, 2016, 07:41 PM
The test system in our country is quite different from America. Diplomat candidates in our country are required to take 4 different tests , the first one is called 'public service aptitude test' or PSAT for short and it measures your Language, Situational awareness and Data interpretation skills. The second test is in essay form and it measures your aptitude in 5 different Subjects ranging from Diplomatic History, Economics, International Politics and International Law. The third test measures your aptitude in select second languages like Chinese, French, Japanese, Spanish and Arabic.

If you pass all three tests then you take the grueling final interview which tests your moral code and ethics + your real life experiences required to take on the task as a diplomat and a Public serviceman.

After you succesfully pass all four stages of this test then you get the qualification to enter the Diplomat academy in which you are trained for a year before you are finally qualified to become a diplomat in the public field.

as for your second question, yes our foreign service is also split into consulars and political officers, business division is governed by the public enterprises. My field is somewhat related to the political offices especially in Asean regions. My dream to become an ambassador is still there only, in our country long term experience as a diplomat is required until you are appointed as one.

So becoming a diplomat is a necessary step towards that goal.

...And yes just like America it is common to see people preparing for 3~5 years before finally passing this test.

Anyway thanks for remembering me Cruor :)

Your one of my favorites I can't forget you :D

And diplomat academy sounds cool... What languages did you know again? I remember you using Korean sources when arguing Nasuverse but I do believe you knew JP and ofc English :P.

Are you going for political officer (I assume so because of the second sentence answering my second q~)?

CreativeMasta
September 30th, 2016, 08:41 PM
well shit you put a lot more effort than we do

for us it's just "pass the multiple choices test, pass the five written exams, do an oral one of one hour without embarrassing yourself too much" and you're golden


not that it's easy, buy it's very streamlined

Well, South Korea is a small country bordered by the world's only de-facto feudal country which threatens to Nuke the world's only superpower when it can't even properly feed its military. Our country relies heavily on transactions with China when it relies on its alliance with America for most of its national security while both America and China are not on very good terms with each other. This serves as a very big liability and which puts us at a very big disadvantage in pretty much every diplomatic relationship we make with other countries.

Naturally people here come to expect a lot from wannabe diplomats and thus the test.

If only south korea were as big as strong and as wealthy as America we wouldn't need to adopt such overly complicated testing procedures IMO.


Your one of my favorites I can't forget you :D

And diplomat academy sounds cool... What languages did you know again? I remember you using Korean sources when arguing Nasuverse but I do believe you knew JP and ofc English :P.

Are you going for political officer (I assume so because of the second sentence answering my second q~)?

You're one of my favorites as well cruor glad to see you're still here :)

I know JP and Indonesian I took both when I applied for the test and yes I'm very likely to be appointed in the political offices though I'll have to see the end result of the diplomat's course in the Academy just to be sure.

Cruor
September 30th, 2016, 09:58 PM
Hey its a bit less convoluted compared to Americas! You have to do a big test where no one is quite sure how its graded as some people who get an 85 pass while some with a 90 fail followed by 7ish book longish personal narratives on why you can totally represent America, followed by a bunch of research by the FBI into your history and a bunch of interviews, until the final selection cutting block.

Then you go into the Foreign Service Institute, and you can only choose whether you wanna be a political officer/consul/economics officer/public affairs/administrative manager at the very beginning of this process.

What a fun process lolol

Snow
September 30th, 2016, 10:07 PM
I love everyone here. Lets discuss politics tomorrow.

2Bad
September 30th, 2016, 10:18 PM
that tends to lead to us trying to stab one another

Seika
September 30th, 2016, 10:31 PM
Lazily extending my list of memorised emperors.

E: And by lazily, I mean, yep, the Crisis emperors are right out.

Cruor
September 30th, 2016, 10:39 PM
how should I invade orlando to attack spinach

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Lazily extending my list of memorised emperors.

E: And by lazily, I mean, yep, the Crisis emperors are right out.

have you memorized your list of kings and queens as well as your roman emperors :P

Seika
September 30th, 2016, 10:39 PM
Paradrop.

Seika
September 30th, 2016, 10:44 PM
have you memorized your list of kings and queens as well as your roman emperors :P

Willie, Willie, Harry, Stee,
Harry, Dick, John, Harry three;
One, two, three Neds, Richard two
Harrys four, five, six... then who?

Edwards four, five, Dick the bad,
Harrys twain, and Ned the Lad;
Mary, Bessie, James the Vain,
Charlie, Charlie, James again.

William and Mary, Anna Gloria,
Four Georges, William and Victoria;
Edward, George, the same again,
And now Elizabeth doth reign.

2Bad
September 30th, 2016, 10:45 PM
Lazily extending my list of memorised emperors.

E: And by lazily, I mean, yep, the Crisis emperors are right out.
what kind of classicist are you if you can't recall the illustrious co-rule of Pupienus, Balbinus, and Gordian III off the top of your head

Seika
September 30th, 2016, 10:46 PM
what kind of classicist are you if you can't recall the illustrious co-rule of Pupienus, Balbinus, and Gordian III off the top of your head
I can manage the Year of the Four Emperors, and even the Year of Five Emperors, but sod it when it comes to the Year of Six.

2Bad
September 30th, 2016, 10:49 PM
Willie, Willie, Harry, Stee,
Harry, Dick, John, Harry three;
One, two, three Neds, Richard two
Harrys four, five, six... then who?

Edwards four, five, Dick the bad,
Harrys twain, and Ned the Lad;
Mary, Bessie, James the Vain,
Charlie, Charlie, James again.

William and Mary, Anna Gloria,
Four Georges, William and Victoria;
Edward, George, the same again,
And now Elizabeth doth reign.
Wow the Normanwashing is real

Seika
September 30th, 2016, 10:49 PM
It misses Mathilda, so it's obviously rubbish, but it's the one we were taught.

2Bad
September 30th, 2016, 10:51 PM
Seriously though, you can't just cut the Crisis, that's some of the best shit. It's got Aurelian. Aurelian! He's called the fucking Unconquered Restorer of the World.

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That's pretty much the best title since calling yourself King of the Universe went out of style.

Historia
September 30th, 2016, 10:53 PM
nerds

2Bad
September 30th, 2016, 11:41 PM
why did I just order those 2 spider-gwen volumes, I don't read cape comics

Gl❀w
October 1st, 2016, 12:17 AM
fear of missing out

2Bad
October 1st, 2016, 12:19 AM
She looks so cool

Gl❀w
October 1st, 2016, 12:22 AM
thirst

2Bad
October 1st, 2016, 12:34 AM
http://i.imgur.com/zeJvxCO.jpg

LJ3
October 1st, 2016, 12:48 AM
Hoodie is pretty rad

Historia
October 1st, 2016, 01:34 AM
ah,

just when you think you're gonna get some sleep one of your dogs diarrhea's themselves all over their cage and the floor

that and you cut contact with a (good?) friend because feelings and probably hurt their own feelings not too long before

im hungry

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i wonder if i should eat first and the clean up this literal shitsorm or,

GhostDIGIT
October 1st, 2016, 01:40 AM
>needs a matrilineal marriage to continue the family line
>is surrounded by muslims which prohibit matrilineal marriage

oh goddammit

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Going to have to consort with the Byzantines on this.

Prix with a Silent X
October 1st, 2016, 01:52 AM
ah,

just when you think you're gonna get some sleep one of your dogs diarrhea's themselves all over their cage and the floor

that and you cut contact with a (good?) friend because feelings and probably hurt their own feelings not too long before

im hungry

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i wonder if i should eat first and the clean up this literal shitsorm or,

Probably clean up dog poo and disinfect before eating imo.

But literal same, but then my dog died. My condolences.

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Also feelings suck. Should neutralize or improve them with chemical substances.

Nacho the Doritosedge
October 1st, 2016, 01:59 AM
all week sadpanda's been uploading like nothing at snail pace and the one time I'm gone for six hours boom

two pages

what a world

2Bad
October 1st, 2016, 02:00 AM
It's actually just two pages of webtoons

Nacho the Doritosedge
October 1st, 2016, 02:02 AM
I realized that a bit late, some pochi-goya re-releases and like 9 webtoons, only like a third of those two pages was new

what

a

world

2Bad
October 1st, 2016, 02:08 AM
I just making a joke but if that's actually the case that's hilarious

Historia
October 1st, 2016, 02:22 AM
Probably clean up dog poo and disinfect before eating imo.

But literal same, but then my dog died. My condolences.

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Also feelings suck. Should neutralize or improve them with chemical substances.

I cleaned up the poo, washed the floor, and now I'm not as hungry after having washed my hands of, uh, ew. The dog who did the deed is a sweetheart though. Immediately after I let them inside to wipe their paws off he ran for the protection of the coffee table and looked up at me like 'I'm sorry, man'. Gave him a rub behind the ears and he perked up a bit, then curled up into a ball on the couch and waited til I brought the cage in and then went into it and laid down with a sort of half grin on his face like 'my owner is so cool'. The other one was off doing whatever she damn well pleased and as I'm sitting on the couch she comes up and sits next to me like 'gotta love kids, amiright?' Then, she, too, went into the cage.

He's around 4, she's 10-11.

It helped ease my mood.

And yeah feelings suck ass. So, now, I said I'd give her an explanation so let's hope I can type all that out and send it before 2 am.

black1blade
October 1st, 2016, 03:49 AM
My cat was ill the other day. Wasn't eating but mum took her to the vet and they gave her an injection to bring her temperature down.

Spinach
October 1st, 2016, 03:55 AM
The real ceotaku is sleeping under a desk on the hotel floor.

mAc Chaos
October 1st, 2016, 04:21 AM
sounds about right

Spinach
October 1st, 2016, 04:32 AM
This is my life.

Polly
October 1st, 2016, 05:37 AM
i think i'm becoming addicted to sleeping pills

but since they actually give me some good, restful, nightmare-free sleep, i don't give two shits

GhostDIGIT
October 1st, 2016, 05:39 AM
as long as you don't go overboard

Ivan The Mouse
October 1st, 2016, 06:24 AM
i think i'm becoming addicted to sleeping pills

but since they actually give me some good, restful, nightmare-free sleep, i don't give two shits

What's the generic name of your sleeping pills?

Polly
October 1st, 2016, 06:27 AM
What's the generic name of your sleeping pills?

Flurazepam - Dalmane/Dalmadorm in the US, I believe

hayate
October 1st, 2016, 07:16 AM
Flurazepam - Dalmane/Dalmadorm in the US, I believe

Yep, like GHOSTdigit said, as long as you eat something before you take it and don't go overboard on it or take it for 2 weeks or more, you'll be fine.

Although alternative relaxation methods also work, like putting up a mental image of a calm, peaceful and happy place or certain mild aromatic candles.

Snow
October 1st, 2016, 07:57 AM
Life's given me a chance to be alive at the same time as an actually decent self-insert het Iskandar lemon. I'm torn on how to feel about it exactly, but it was quite a ride.

Arashi_Leonhart
October 1st, 2016, 08:01 AM
phrasing

SeiKeo
October 1st, 2016, 08:05 AM
Ew

Polly
October 1st, 2016, 08:09 AM
it was quite a ride.

Queen of Lewdness

Snow
October 1st, 2016, 08:17 AM
I'll see myself out.

Polly
October 1st, 2016, 08:20 AM
What, going to the market for some grocery shopping?

Let me guess, you're looking for some nice, juicy lemons?

Snow
October 1st, 2016, 08:24 AM
You can't get those in a store :/

Polly
October 1st, 2016, 08:24 AM
There's an open market a 15 min walk away from your place...

SeiKeo
October 1st, 2016, 08:34 AM
They're out of season.

Polly
October 1st, 2016, 08:40 AM
And yet I have a hard drive fridge full of them.

Five_X
October 1st, 2016, 08:42 AM
To everything there is a season, and a time for every lemon under heaven.

Snow
October 1st, 2016, 08:45 AM
Ew

look I realize I'm terrible sometimes but someone's gotta keep you retirees on your toes

SeiKeo
October 1st, 2016, 09:04 AM
look I realize I'm terrible sometimes but someone's gotta keep you retirees on your toes
Who are you calling old, huh?

Snow
October 1st, 2016, 09:05 AM
age has nothing to do with it!

Laserman
October 1st, 2016, 09:18 AM
lol

2Bad
October 1st, 2016, 09:19 AM
The "infectious fluid"

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Extermination seems like a bad game

Sesto
October 1st, 2016, 09:51 PM
when you think about it democracy kind of sucks

2Bad
October 1st, 2016, 10:15 PM
Good thing you don't live in a democracy.

Trubo
October 1st, 2016, 11:37 PM
What is Spinach calling himself nowadays?

Paitouch
October 1st, 2016, 11:37 PM
"pai's former friend"

Trubo
October 1st, 2016, 11:38 PM
Never mind, was able to find him through someone's comments.

Spinach
October 1st, 2016, 11:47 PM
"pai's former friend"

I still love you, even if you don't love me.

Paitouch
October 1st, 2016, 11:49 PM
I still love you, even if you don't love me.

No, no, those are my words.

Spinach
October 1st, 2016, 11:54 PM
They're mine, see how the quote shows me as the one speaking them?

Kirby
October 1st, 2016, 11:58 PM
I still love you, even if you don't love me.
.

Polly
October 2nd, 2016, 02:56 AM
Curse you Snow, I had a dream about Iskandar selling lemons at the market I was visiting.
No smexy times I'm afraid

GhostDIGIT
October 2nd, 2016, 03:04 AM
lol

Snow
October 2nd, 2016, 05:27 AM
ehehehe

Polly
October 2nd, 2016, 06:45 AM
ehehehe

Why do I always seem to get drawn to sadistic, devilish ojou-samas...?

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Also; tfw you were supposed to spend the day with your gf, eating borsch, and cuddling under warm blankets with puppies and kitties while it's raining outside...

...and then gf gets sick and you're stuck having to spend the day shitposting on the internet

Yay...

SeiKeo
October 2nd, 2016, 06:46 AM
Why do I always seem to get drawn to sadistic, devilish ojou-samas...?

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Also; tfw you were supposed to spend the day with your gf, eating borsch, and cuddling under warm blankets with puppies and kitties while it's raining outside...

...and then gf gets sick and you're stuck having to spend the day shitposting on the internet

Yay...
my life

GhostDIGIT
October 2nd, 2016, 06:47 AM
Why do I always seem to get drawn to sadistic, devilish ojou-samas...?
Because they're just the best.

Also; tfw you were supposed to spend the day with your gf, eating borsch, and cuddling under warm blankets with puppies and kitties while it's raining outside...

...and then gf gets sick and you're stuck having to spend the day shitposting on the internet

Yay...
My condolences.

Polly
October 2nd, 2016, 06:50 AM
my life

Which part?

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Because they're just the best.

Well, of course, but still...

They're mean...


My condolences.

I TRIMMED FOR NOTHING!!! ;__;

SeiKeo
October 2nd, 2016, 06:50 AM
Which part?

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Well, of course, but still...

They're mean...



I TRIMMED FOR NOTHING!!! ;__;
minus the borscht and puppies

GhostDIGIT
October 2nd, 2016, 06:52 AM
Well, of course, but still...

They're mean...
Yeah, but the good outweighs the bad.

I TRIMMED FOR NOTHING!!! ;__;
There, there.

Polly
October 2nd, 2016, 06:52 AM
minus the borscht and puppies

My condolences and even greater remorse than before that we did not get a chance to meet in person

SeiKeo
October 2nd, 2016, 06:55 AM
Oh hyuu

Polly
October 2nd, 2016, 07:00 AM
Oui? :3

SeiKeo
October 2nd, 2016, 07:01 AM
[restrained hyuu of managed yet profound sadness]

Dullahan
October 2nd, 2016, 07:03 AM
[restrained hyuu of managed yet profound sadness]

With Or Without Hyuu

Gl❀w
October 2nd, 2016, 07:05 AM
saw arashi's new avatar and thought he was sesto for a few seconds there

Saiga
October 2nd, 2016, 07:05 AM
minus the borscht and puppies

Same, but also minus the girlfriend

Polly
October 2nd, 2016, 07:05 AM
One day I will finally go into sex work and earn enough money to travel the world.

As things are now, that day will come soon.

Snow
October 2nd, 2016, 07:07 AM
saw arashi's new avatar and thought he was sesto for a few seconds there
I thought Strife was me.

Polly
October 2nd, 2016, 07:08 AM
I thought Strife was me.

Same.

As in, I thought Strife was you.

Not me. I am one and only, unique and majestic.

Gl❀w
October 2nd, 2016, 07:09 AM
had i not now been forwarned

i would also have eventually fallen for the strife-as-snow trap

Snow
October 2nd, 2016, 07:10 AM
It's okay, Strife is allowed.

GhostDIGIT
October 2nd, 2016, 07:11 AM
saw arashi's new avatar and thought he was sesto for a few seconds there
Huh, Pumpkin Marie.

SeiKeo
October 2nd, 2016, 07:11 AM
Oh wait yeah I turned off avatars for less data draw, now I see

Zurvan
October 2nd, 2016, 08:23 AM
Reading must be tough

SeiKeo
October 2nd, 2016, 08:36 AM
No, I'm fairly proficient at that

Gabriulio
October 2nd, 2016, 08:56 AM
Today is voting day, haven't voted yet because booths are crowded.

Zurvan
October 2nd, 2016, 08:57 AM
No, I'm fairly proficient at that

not you clever girl

Historia
October 2nd, 2016, 09:45 AM
i cant vote i have actually important stuff to do

asterism42
October 2nd, 2016, 10:47 AM
Who the fuck votes on a Sunday?

2Bad
October 2nd, 2016, 11:06 AM
Totally assumed Strife was Snow.

Zurvan
October 2nd, 2016, 11:07 AM
I'd vote for Senator Armstrong over the current US candidates and I'm okay with that.

Gabriulio
October 2nd, 2016, 11:11 AM
Done with that mandatory civic duty. Phew.


Who the fuck votes on a Sunday?

Brazil.

2Bad
October 2nd, 2016, 11:11 AM
I would not.

Funny Valentine on the other hand

Ivan The Mouse
October 2nd, 2016, 11:20 AM
Next Tuesday is another appointment with one of my doctors.

just Beamu
October 2nd, 2016, 11:33 AM
Huh, Pumpkin Marie.
I think he had it last October as well

asterism42
October 2nd, 2016, 11:41 AM
This picture is great and I love it (http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=51118003)

Polly
October 2nd, 2016, 01:45 PM
School Wars, Episode VI: Return of the Clustershit

Our story continues, with an incredible twist.

After pressure from both the Chancellor of the University and the Minister for Education, the Dean had announced that he'd be retiring ( as he's 70 ) and step down tomorrow, when the new academic year begins and the deadline given to him by the Student Assembly comes to an end. All seemed well, everyone believed that that will be the end of it and that things will go back to normal on Monday.

Yet in a shocking plot twist, in an exclusive interview on a national TV channel today, the Dean announced that he will, in fact, not be retiring nor stepping down from his function, saying that there is no legal or other ground for anyone to pressure him into it.

Another session of the Student Assembly is scheduled for tomorrow, hundreds are expected to attend.

The saga continues.

Lotus Saint
October 2nd, 2016, 02:34 PM
With the possability of 4chan croaking, I may have to write and drawfriend here instead...

Though I might end up taking the title of "Shittiest Artist" if I do so, hohoha.

Laserman
October 2nd, 2016, 02:58 PM
I thought Strife was me.
I thought Strife was you, too.
And I also thought Arashi was Sesto.

Neir
October 2nd, 2016, 04:18 PM
I thought Strife was you, too.
And I also thought Arashi was Sesto.

let's not say things we can't take back

Snow
October 2nd, 2016, 04:21 PM
School Wars, Episode VI: Return of the Clustershit

Our story continues, with an incredible twist.

After pressure from both the Chancellor of the University and the Minister for Education, the Dean had announced that he'd be retiring ( as he's 70 ) and step down tomorrow, when the new academic year begins and the deadline given to him by the Student Assembly comes to an end. All seemed well, everyone believed that that will be the end of it and that things will go back to normal on Monday.

Yet in a shocking plot twist, in an exclusive interview on a national TV channel today, the Dean announced that he will, in fact, not be retiring nor stepping down from his function, saying that there is no legal or other ground for anyone to pressure him into it.

Another session of the Student Assembly is scheduled for tomorrow, hundreds are expected to attend.

The saga continues.
Just saw on the news Jesus Christ.

Polly
October 2nd, 2016, 04:24 PM
Just saw on the news Jesus Christ.

Unless the High Chancellor Mr Boras and the Senate relieve our Dean of his duty during a special meeting tomorrow, the Assembly will almost certainly vote for full-scale boycott and protests.

Snow
October 2nd, 2016, 04:25 PM
His family life must be hell if he'd rather stay in a position he's horrible at and where's he's universally hated than go kick back and retire.

Polly
October 2nd, 2016, 04:28 PM
I think that he's just a crusty, senile old man and that his recent actions show just how senile and irrational je has become in old age.

Snow
October 2nd, 2016, 04:28 PM
Most likely yeah.

Lotus Saint
October 2nd, 2016, 04:30 PM
crusty

I did not need that image in my head.

Janx
October 2nd, 2016, 04:49 PM
It feels so weird no longer working sundays.

GhostDIGIT
October 2nd, 2016, 04:55 PM
cute horn girl

Janx
October 2nd, 2016, 04:57 PM
Tbh I'm not even sure how I bumped into it.

Snow
October 2nd, 2016, 04:57 PM
a good thing to come out of Ulysses is this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1DDndY0FLI

Zurvan
October 2nd, 2016, 04:57 PM
^It's a qt alright

Optimus
October 2nd, 2016, 05:49 PM
I feel so proud to see that the thread I made is doing so well. Is this what it feels like when you see your internet bastard child grow up?

Zurvan
October 2nd, 2016, 05:53 PM
Good job OP, they grow up so fast don't they

Lotus Saint
October 2nd, 2016, 05:54 PM
I feel so proud to see that the thread I made is doing so well. Is this what it feels like when you see your internet bastard child grow up?

Not until you see it go to hell in a handbasket.

Optimus
October 2nd, 2016, 06:02 PM
Yeah, in the six years I was away it's already become this big!

Six years where I haven't been around to see him grow up. He's become an Elder without me being around! I'M A MONSTER OF A PARENT

Strife ❤️
October 2nd, 2016, 06:43 PM
omg does that mean you can update the op?

2Bad
October 2nd, 2016, 06:58 PM
Update it with character profiles for all frequent posters

Trubo
October 2nd, 2016, 07:29 PM
You know you've been in school for too many years when basic things like figuring out how to find another point on a line when given one point and the slop of the line escape you for the better part of the day.

Janx
October 2nd, 2016, 07:36 PM
Update it with character profiles for all frequent posters

And links to every major conversation.

Optimus
October 2nd, 2016, 07:58 PM
omg does that mean you can update the op?

I totally can, just let me know what I have to add and I'll consider it

2Bad
October 2nd, 2016, 08:12 PM
Character profiles!

GhostDIGIT
October 2nd, 2016, 08:14 PM
a tribute to the god of this thread, beamu

Snow
October 2nd, 2016, 08:20 PM
This pms hits like a bag of bricks

Optimus
October 2nd, 2016, 08:26 PM
Make the profiles yourselves, I'm too lazy to add them myself.

Also, any additions you want me to put in the OP, you're welcome to type any stuff and I'll add it.

2Bad
October 2nd, 2016, 08:28 PM
You can't write your own profile, it has to be created by another party

Arashi_Leonhart
October 2nd, 2016, 08:31 PM
Spinach
Other names: LoliOniLover, Pretty Princess, others idk i forget
Chaotic Shitpost
Gender: A Jojo
Height: A mountain
Image Color: Slightly on the suspicious plant side of mod green
Natural Enemy: Himself

A former shitposter-turned-modded shitposter. Very amusing when drunk. Even more amusing when deprived of caffeine.

Tactics include anime reaction posts and listening to chinese cartoon music for hours on end.

wait this is just toby's forumite servant creation, why

Optimus
October 2nd, 2016, 08:37 PM
Submission accepted

Gabriulio
October 2nd, 2016, 08:38 PM
Election results just in: mayor won without needing a second turn. Nice, I won't need to vote again for another two years.

Frostyvale
October 2nd, 2016, 10:25 PM
Thanks, my friend Nachos.

GhostDIGIT
October 2nd, 2016, 10:28 PM
nanaya panda

Nacho the Doritosedge
October 2nd, 2016, 11:02 PM
who would do this

GhostDIGIT
October 2nd, 2016, 11:04 PM
meme bois

Historia
October 2nd, 2016, 11:46 PM
pls no

GhostDIGIT
October 2nd, 2016, 11:49 PM
oh yes

Historia
October 2nd, 2016, 11:53 PM
ni

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lol just searched Knights who say Ni and Fate Bedivere came up

mAc Chaos
October 2nd, 2016, 11:54 PM
write me up fam

Historia
October 2nd, 2016, 11:58 PM
no

Janx
October 3rd, 2016, 12:11 AM
Uguu, downside of having sundays off now is its 5 days of work in a row....

Historia
October 3rd, 2016, 12:14 AM
and holy shit aimer released a new album and i never knew:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQEsvgT8xoM

Historia
October 3rd, 2016, 12:30 AM
she went j-rock

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and a bit of rap

omg

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カタオモイ is pretty nice.

Lotus Saint
October 3rd, 2016, 12:10 PM
The cold autumn morning brings forth a cool breeze and despair.
And frostbite.

Meh
October 3rd, 2016, 12:19 PM
Ugh, these people whine too much.

Lotus Saint
October 3rd, 2016, 12:20 PM
Everyone complains.
It's the human condition.

Polly
October 3rd, 2016, 02:10 PM
Once again I am reminded that I am lazy, insolent, selfish, and all around a disappointing daughter who has no understanding for her caring mother.

Snow
October 3rd, 2016, 02:14 PM
Polly is best tho!

Five_X
October 3rd, 2016, 02:15 PM
Once again I am reminded that I am lazy, insolent, selfish, and all around a disappointing daughter who has no understanding for her caring mother.

I don't think this is a true and honest judgement of your character. :(

Polly
October 3rd, 2016, 02:16 PM
I don't think this is a true and honest judgement of your character. :(

It is my mother's judgement and since she's always right, it has to be true and honest.

asterism42
October 3rd, 2016, 02:18 PM
Once again I am reminded that I am lazy, insolent, selfish, and all around a disappointing daughter who has no understanding for her caring mother.
Screw what your mother thinks. And don't let her pull that 'I gave you life' BS either.

Five_X
October 3rd, 2016, 02:21 PM
It is my mother's judgement and since she's always right, it has to be true and honest.

Gonna give you hugs in roughly three months, you better believe it.

Zurvan
October 3rd, 2016, 02:23 PM
Oh wow, Optimus came through

Cruor
October 3rd, 2016, 02:36 PM
I'm annoyed right now so I will do fun things like recap my 2 hours with Spinach.

Spinach was in Orlando to go to some nerd con. Cruor-sama heard and declared he (who is in Jacksonville for some reason) and Kuroyuki (who lives in the Panhandle) should go fuck his tournament chances up.

Well, Kuro couldn't go as he had no place to stay and his parents wouldn't allow him to drive him 6 hours to go sleep in a car outside Universal in a walmart parkinglot like I intended to do. But Spinach was delayed by traffic when coming down. He was supposed to be in Orlando by like 10 am on Friday, but he didn't arrive till like 3pm and he had to do stuff for x hours so he told me to come the next day as he didn't wanna party and fuck his body up before the tournament. I was sad as the next day I had work beginning at 4pm and it takes about 2 hours to go to and from. So I'd have to leave by like 1-2pm to make sure I got back in time so I say I will leave at 8 and be there at 10!

So Cruor begins to head south and messages Spin to ask which hotel, Spin who drank until 5am and was sleeping under someone's table wakes up and sees message and asks if I'm here yet and then goes back to bed.

Its now 10:30 Cruor has been here for awhile and thinks Spinach is hiding to surprise him while he is also trying to surprise Spinach. He doesn't wanna call and reveal himself but he's getting worried.

10:40 Cruor calls and Spins like 'what I just woke up wtf your here you shoulda told me when you would arrive brb shower'.

11:00 Spinach says meet him at Starbucks, but Cruor had a plan, he couldn't just walk up to Spinach he would sneak by and get behind him so he could hear Spinach's ringtone of either Lianru's piano or Reiu's singing (ZENBU) I forgot which it was and say hello through both phone and behind him to surprise him because Cruor is actually chuuni. Except when he arrived Spinach was with a friend (Ral one of the people on his list to kill in MB) so he could no longer do the sneaking plan so he called Spinach and threw a bottle at Spinach's head while Spinach looking down trying to see who was calling him this instead made him think I was apart of the fighting game people.

Spinach wanted to shake hands and hug but Cruor claimed he fapped on the drive there (I was trying to act like 110% old Cruor) so he couldn't give his hand away but that made Spinach want to touch it and was all 'that would never make me not want to hug you'. Except Spinach got the upper side of the hug so I got angry and tried lifting him but he just started bridal carrying me ;_;.

Spinach wanted lunch/breakfast but had no idea what he wanted so I just looked up Pho and Spinach was skeptical (as he apparently only ever had it before when he stole some of Kyokushi's at AX) until I said it was Kirby's favorite food and Spinach immediately went YES YOUR MAJESTY.

Spinach called me a bully after I mentioned in the car that while I threw a bottle at him, at least I did not try to run him over like I did Kirby (who was right next to his mother). He also is a bitch as his ringtone is no longer Lianru/Reiu but the MB theme.

Spinach really liked pho but then I mentioned that someone said Udon was better in #notes so he joined #notes just to agree. I found the pho at the place (Pho-Sho) to not be as good as other places, the meat was surprisingly thick slices for pho and I ordered the full fillet but they gave me like 6 pieces of tripe and only one of everything else :| but yeah Spinach liked it so it was fun.

We started gossiping about the forum after eating and on the way back. To talk about this in depth is bad! I wanted Spinach to call Lianru so I could start making weird noises but sadly he did not do it!

When we got back Spinach wanted pics of us as he said the only one he had of me was one where he saw the back of mine and Kirby's head so he started hunting around for someone he knew to take pics when his idol/god came right up out of nowhere. But Cruor did not want a simple picture! He wanted to do what Spinach once did to his little friend Lianru! A piggyback ride! Except Cruor couldn't actually lift Spinach as Spinach is a mountain not a person <_<

On the way back Cruor revealed his super hero outfit which made Spinach dizzy in idolization. And Spin-kun went on his way to get crushed with a large black coffee (I told him I think You mentioned he likes pumpkin spice coffee and Starbucks started offering that stuff like last week and he should get that but he was absolutely horrified at the thought) and a large water (as he sadly did not take my advice to take a bunch of cups to get a Hinomori adrenaline rush and watch the individual frames play out)!

SeiKeo
October 3rd, 2016, 02:40 PM
Stop talking about yourself in 3rd person Cruor wtf

Cruor
October 3rd, 2016, 02:44 PM
Cruor-sama does what he wanst!

You
October 3rd, 2016, 02:46 PM
You agree with Curor-sama
All of You

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i don't like psl
i said that all starbucks coffee tastes the same to me.
cept for the eggnog one, that's good.

Polly
October 3rd, 2016, 02:47 PM
And now my mother wants to give my dog up for adoption because she's 'unruly', 'wild' and 'annoying'.

Gabriulio
October 3rd, 2016, 02:48 PM
782630005989715969.

mAc Chaos
October 3rd, 2016, 02:49 PM
Sounds like you had fun.

Gabriulio
October 3rd, 2016, 02:49 PM
And now my mother wants to give my dog up for adoption because she's 'unruly', 'wild' and 'annoying'.

Answer with "just like how you did to me when I was a baby?".

Polly
October 3rd, 2016, 02:51 PM
Answer with "just like how you did to me when I was a baby?".

You are more spot on than you suspect.

The amount of truth would probably be too much for her to handle.

Gl❀w
October 3rd, 2016, 02:52 PM
782630005989715969.


tfw pandering to a demographic you know nothing about

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polly your mom sucks, i'm sorry you have a parent who's like that

Snow
October 3rd, 2016, 02:56 PM
This reminds me of a pic of a con poster somewhere warning against perverts with Akio from Utena flashing his nips.

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And now my mother wants to give my dog up for adoption because she's 'unruly', 'wild' and 'annoying'.

There's not a dog in the world that's not unruly and wild as a puppy. Better that than having a depressed, traumatized puppy.

Seika
October 3rd, 2016, 02:58 PM
So, I was having a telephone interview.

And they asked me about my sexuality.

And Mum was listening.

welp guess i just came out to my parents then

Polly
October 3rd, 2016, 02:58 PM
There's not a dog in the world that's not unruly and wild as a puppy. Better that than having a depressed, traumatized puppy.

yes, but what she wants is an obedient toy/decorative object that will act as she wills and not bother her with her dog needs and behaviour.

Spinach
October 3rd, 2016, 02:59 PM
Accurate recollection with some minor forgivable details omitted or maybe embellished.

Like my astounding handsomeness leaving Cruor blinded or how my bodyguards nearly killed him for thr bottle assassination attempt.

Cruor
October 3rd, 2016, 02:59 PM
You agree with Curor-sama
All of You

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i don't like psl
i said that all starbucks coffee tastes the same to me.
cept for the eggnog one, that's good.

oh ok it was just something i remembered when you talked about peoples spice when talking about martha

like white girls being pumpkin spice

I thought you said it was good then but guess not


Sounds like you had fun.

I had a lot of fun.

Snow
October 3rd, 2016, 02:59 PM
yes, but what she wants is an obedient toy/decorative object that will act as she wills and not bother her with her dog needs and behaviour.

A dog plushie?

I3uster
October 3rd, 2016, 03:00 PM
So, I was having a telephone interview.

And they asked me about my sexuality.

And Mum was listening.

welp guess i just came out to my parents then
what kind of interview is asking questions like that

and how did they react

Gabriulio
October 3rd, 2016, 03:00 PM
yes, but what she wants is an obedient toy/decorative object that will act as she wills and not bother her with her dog needs and behaviour.

Did she not learn the lesson with raising a child (you) that such a thing does not exist?

Snow
October 3rd, 2016, 03:00 PM
So, I was having a telephone interview.

And they asked me about my sexuality.

And Mum was listening.

welp guess i just came out to my parents then
I can't think of a job where asking this would be appropriate.

Polly
October 3rd, 2016, 03:00 PM
So, I was having a telephone interview.

And they asked me about my sexuality.

And Mum was listening.

welp guess i just came out to my parents then

First: why would they need to know your sexuality for whatever job that is...?

Second: how did Mum react?

Cruor
October 3rd, 2016, 03:00 PM
Accurate recollection with some minor forgivable details omitted or maybe embellished.

Like my astounding handsomeness leaving Cruor blinded or how my bodyguards nearly killed him for thr bottle assassination attempt.
are you questioning cruor's memory

Five_X
October 3rd, 2016, 03:01 PM
So, I was having a telephone interview.

And they asked me about my sexuality.

And Mum was listening.

welp guess i just came out to my parents then

Awkwardddddd

I hope things went over well, or as well as could be expected, I don't know your parents. :/

Gl❀w
October 3rd, 2016, 03:01 PM
So, I was having a telephone interview.

And they asked me about my sexuality.

And Mum was listening.

welp guess i just came out to my parents thenis that legal?

Polly
October 3rd, 2016, 03:01 PM
Did she not learn the lesson with raising a child (you) that such a thing does not exist?

No. Not with four children.

I don't have a personality disorder, anxiety, and depression for nothing.

Cruor
October 3rd, 2016, 03:01 PM
I can't think of a job where asking this would be appropriate.


First: why would they need to know your sexuality for whatever job that is...?

Second: how did Mum react?
probably jobs which want a more wider demographic but still :|

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is that legal?
in the US no, not sure about britain

In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries
October 3rd, 2016, 03:01 PM
Spinach wanted lunch/breakfast but had no idea what he wanted so I just looked up Pho and Spinach was skeptical (as he apparently only ever had it before when he stole some of Kyokushi's at AX) until I said it was Kirby's favorite food and Spinach immediately went YES YOUR MAJESTY.

I don't recall ever getting pho at AX. Are you sure it wasn't Kuroyuki?

Gl❀w
October 3rd, 2016, 03:02 PM
Did she not learn the lesson with raising a child (you) that such a thing does not exist?

there are parents in the world who feel this way about their children, too. polly's mom sounds like one of them.

Cruor
October 3rd, 2016, 03:02 PM
ask spin because he said you

Strife ❤️
October 3rd, 2016, 03:03 PM
is that legal?

I don't think so.

In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries
October 3rd, 2016, 03:03 PM
Nah, I'll just assume you misremembered as you tend to do

Strife ❤️
October 3rd, 2016, 03:04 PM
Well, without full context I can't say but they definitely can't ask you as part of the interview.

Bird of Hermes
October 3rd, 2016, 03:06 PM
You sometimes get asked about your sexuality on forms, but that's typically after the interview.

Some do it beforehand as part of a diversity initiative but never in my experience has it been on the phone.

Snow
October 3rd, 2016, 03:07 PM
For an anonymous statistics form it would make sense buuuut


Still fuck forms that asks me that or how often I take drugs and such.

Polly
October 3rd, 2016, 03:08 PM
there are parents in the world who feel this way about their children, too. polly's mom sounds like one of them.

Quite.

Both children and dogs are to be cute and obedient.

In case of kids, once they stop being small and cute and cuddly her emotional labour towards them drops to zero, and what is left is emotional blackmail, manipulation, verbal and physical abuse, neglect of health, and moulding you in accordance with her own vision and expectations, preferably so you can be a trophy for her to boast about with.

mAc Chaos
October 3rd, 2016, 03:08 PM
What a random interview question. No job I've ever seen asked that.

Here's hoping your parents take it as nonchalantly as they seem to take other things.

SeiKeo
October 3rd, 2016, 03:08 PM
Well, uh

Godspeed Seika

Gl❀w
October 3rd, 2016, 03:09 PM
Quite.

Both children and dogs are to be cute and obedient.

In case of kids, once they stop being small and cute and cuddly her emotional labour towards them drops to zero, and what is left is emotional blackmail, manipulation, verbal and physical abuse, neglect of health, and moulding you in accordance with her own vision and expectations, preferably so you can be a trophy for her to boast about with.

and no doubt tend to her various needs like picking up this or that thing and making dinner and bringing her this thing from the other room she can't be bothered to get herself

Polly
October 3rd, 2016, 03:11 PM
and no doubt tend to her various needs like picking up this or that thing and making dinner and bringing her this thing from the other room she can't be bothered to get herself

Yup. This and many, many other things.

But they don't count, as she is always the one doing all the work around the house.

In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries
October 3rd, 2016, 03:11 PM
Yea that's not something they can ask in a telephone interview in the US, or at least you should be allowed to answer "prefer not to disclose"

A lot of the government and gov't contractor jobs I applied to had a little form for ethnicity and sexuality and protected citizen stuff but there was always a 'prefer not to disclose' option

Cruor
October 3rd, 2016, 03:11 PM
What a random interview question. No job I've ever seen asked that.

Here's hoping your parents take it as nonchalantly as they seem to take other things.
Its pretty much straight out illegal for them to ask anything unrelated to the job and your qualifications in America.

Though in your case you had a background check by the FBI who would prolly write that down.

Gl❀w
October 3rd, 2016, 03:12 PM
Yup. This and many, many other things.

But they don't count, as she is always the one doing all the work around the house.

and does so much work all day to put a roof over your head and food on the table and really you should be grateful and do your chores as part of the privilege of being in this family.


E: errrr, this is turning into a bit of a personal rant, i'ma wrap it and say again that i'm really sorry your mom is like that.

mAc Chaos
October 3rd, 2016, 03:17 PM
Its pretty much straight out illegal for them to ask anything unrelated to the job and your qualifications in America.

Though in your case you had a background check by the FBI who would prolly write that down.
Yeah. That's in America though.

Snow
October 3rd, 2016, 03:20 PM
*hugs Glow, hugs Polly*

(Glow first cause Polly already got one today)

Gl❀w
October 3rd, 2016, 03:21 PM
hugs for snow too

not for any particular reason, just because you're a great person who deserves them

2Bad
October 3rd, 2016, 03:23 PM
In the UK you can still be executed for Lèse-majesté true facts

Polly
October 3rd, 2016, 03:23 PM
and does so much work all day to put a roof over your head and food on the table and really you should be grateful and do your chores as part of the privilege of being in this family.


E: errrr, this is turning into a bit of a personal rant, i'ma wrap it and say again that i'm really sorry your mom is like that.

Sorry that this rings so familiar a bell to you :(

Snow
October 3rd, 2016, 03:25 PM
hugs for snow too

not for any particular reason, just because you're a great person who deserves them

http://i.imgur.com/259v4MC.gif

Gl❀w
October 3rd, 2016, 03:30 PM
Sorry that this rings so familiar a bell to you :(

your mom and my dad should get coffee tbh

2Bad
October 3rd, 2016, 03:30 PM
I finished my 2nd FSOT today. I literally can't legally talk about it, but I can say that upon realizing I no longer had the picture with the testing center address this morning, I went to google it on my phone and before I could type anything, Google informed me that my agenda today had said test at X center at Y address.

mfw:
http://i.imgur.com/1HOkZje.png

Polly
October 3rd, 2016, 03:31 PM
your mom and my dad should get coffee tbh

Or a coffin

Five_X
October 3rd, 2016, 03:32 PM
Or a coffin

ziiiiiiing

Seika
October 3rd, 2016, 03:33 PM
So far, nothing has been said. I devoutly hope it stays that way.

Zurvan
October 3rd, 2016, 03:35 PM
Best of luck.
To all of you

Polly
October 3rd, 2016, 03:36 PM
To you, too, Goddammit Zurvan.

2Bad
October 3rd, 2016, 03:36 PM
I can't wait to be a government slave!

Raylen Cypher
October 3rd, 2016, 03:38 PM
My stomach pain was alleviated as soon as I ate Ramen (noodles).

Wish I has Sprite right now...

SeiKeo
October 3rd, 2016, 03:38 PM
I can't wait to be a government slave!
i too pay taxes

Polly
October 3rd, 2016, 03:39 PM
I don't.

2Bad
October 3rd, 2016, 03:39 PM
i too pay taxes
But you can't be legally sent to Tanzania at any given point on Emperor Trump's whim!

Polly
October 3rd, 2016, 03:39 PM
Living the dream life of a student.

You
October 3rd, 2016, 03:39 PM
i too pay taxes
that means you're not smart

Strife ❤️
October 3rd, 2016, 03:40 PM
Seika is now my weird coming out scenario buddy.

SeiKeo
October 3rd, 2016, 03:40 PM
I don't.
You pay sales taxes

Bird of Hermes
October 3rd, 2016, 03:40 PM
I don't pay taxes because I don't make enough money

SeiKeo
October 3rd, 2016, 03:40 PM
that means you're not smart
Hey mods hello?

2Bad
October 3rd, 2016, 03:41 PM
i wish I was a jojo

Polly
October 3rd, 2016, 03:41 PM
You pay sales taxes

I am currently not employed so all my money is my parents' money so they pay sales taxes so I myself don't pay any tax :p

Strife ❤️
October 3rd, 2016, 03:42 PM
Why do Government employees pay taxes and not just get less salary.

fucked up

I3uster
October 3rd, 2016, 03:43 PM
i too pay taxes

boycott vax vote jill just doesnt have the same ring to it

Snow
October 3rd, 2016, 03:44 PM
I once got payed by my city, no taxes.

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halcyon days

SeiKeo
October 3rd, 2016, 03:46 PM
Why do Government employees pay taxes and not just get less salary.

fucked up
Because this way you can cheat on your taxes.

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realistically it'd be awkward for you since itd randomly lower the wage cost of the bbc by like 30%

mAc Chaos
October 3rd, 2016, 03:46 PM
What job are you going for Rodyle?

Gl❀w
October 3rd, 2016, 03:47 PM
Or a coffin

cheers

2Bad
October 3rd, 2016, 03:52 PM
What job are you going for Rodyle?
political track officer

Gl❀w
October 3rd, 2016, 03:54 PM
sounds like a job where you get politicians to exercise

i know it's not but the visuals are great

mAc Chaos
October 3rd, 2016, 03:54 PM
@Rodyle: never heard of that before; is it a diplomat? Google'd


Because this way you can cheat on your taxes.

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realistically it'd be awkward for you since itd randomly lower the wage cost of the bbc by like 30%
Good luck attracting any employees with that low salary too.

2Bad
October 3rd, 2016, 03:54 PM
track refers to the different kinds of branches of the foreign service

consular and economic officers are other examples

Strife ❤️
October 3rd, 2016, 03:54 PM
mac check your steam account