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Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 04:22 PM
nah, just commenting on the marble bitch

Looking for me, then.

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 04:25 PM
you're not made out of marble tho

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 04:25 PM
you're not made out of marble tho

you're not my mom

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 04:28 PM
then that means i'm your daddy

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 04:28 PM
then that means i'm your daddy

Only if you're got the money, honey.

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 04:29 PM
shit, i'm broke

just Beamu
November 2nd, 2016, 04:31 PM
Five don't resort to sugar daddies

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 04:32 PM
he's an adult, he can do what he wants

Snow
November 2nd, 2016, 04:33 PM
what should I make to eat hmmm

Zurvan
November 2nd, 2016, 04:33 PM
Curry

Embrace your inner kirby

Raylen Cypher
November 2nd, 2016, 04:36 PM
what should I make to eat hmmm

Pancakes.

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 04:40 PM
Ask Strife for meal choices.

just Beamu
November 2nd, 2016, 04:46 PM
That would entail too much meat

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 04:49 PM
No such thing as useless meat!

Zurvan
November 2nd, 2016, 04:49 PM
too much meat

no such thing

Snow
November 2nd, 2016, 04:50 PM
I like meat.

just Beamu
November 2nd, 2016, 04:51 PM
So do I but too much

Snow
November 2nd, 2016, 05:06 PM
When I was nineteen years old, I fell into some money through some connections with friends and some successful investments of some money that I had made throughout my childhood. I got involved in some backroom deals and saw my money begin to grow. As I attended college at Harvard in 1964, I begin to become increasingly rich, and my influence on campus grew as well through my participation in various clubs, and organizations. Some friends and I began to serve as quasi-stock brokers while still at Harvard. I made tons of cash during that year, and was very powerful and influential on campus.

One night as I was walking back to my dorm shortly after midnight, I was approached by two men in black suits. I initially assumed that they were going to investigate my business activity because some of it was not exactly legal. They asked me to come with them and I followed them into the basement of a two story house a couple streets over from my dorm room. They sat me down at a table and asked me if I was willing to make a deal. They would not tell me what deal I would be making, but just continually asked if I would be willing to make a deal. I half-assed agreed that I would, and that is when the biggest man that I have ever seen walked through some closet doors and sat down First of all, if you do not believe me then I am sorry.

I am here to tell the truth, and nothing that is written by me is false exaggeration nor science fiction. This information is real, it is true, it is reality, and it is time for it to be told. I was a member of the Illuminati for 47 years. I was recruited when I was 19 years old. I have posted here off and on over the past year. (Some of the posts are mine, others are my brothers, mainly they are his) The information that

I am about to unfold is very revealing and very dangerous. I am one of seven people in the history of the Illuminati that have performed the “Departure” Ritual. I knew that I needed to get out when I had something revealed to me at a meeting in June of 2010. For years I was in line with the beliefs, motives, and actions of the Illuminati, but it recently became too much for me to bear, and I had to extinguish my sacred contract.

My reason for coming here is to reveal EVERYTHING about the Illuminati. How you become a member, what the organization is about, what the organization does, and the future plans that we have. I will be back to make my first post when I can see that this thread has enough attention for me continue. Any time in the near future when I begin to reveal the secrets of the Illuminati, I need to ensure that there are enough people paying attention so that my efforts do not go to waste. Once I see that this thread has a substantial amount of views and replies, I will make my first post.

Here is a preview of some of the things that I will reveal:

Barack Obama is not a member of the Illuminati, he is something much, much worse.

The new “space flights” which are planes that can briefly enter orbit are not as fun as they seem, they are an Illuminati tool.

Denver, Colorado is an evil place

Aliens are a little different than what mainstream teaches us

The information I have is essential!

gespoopen

Skull
November 2nd, 2016, 05:13 PM
Man, I wish I had a Robot Cat from the future to help me out with my chores. Would make life so much easier.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMRRFeB1DpE

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 05:19 PM
Im tipsy, ask me inappropriate queations

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 05:20 PM
What is the capital of Assyria?

Zurvan
November 2nd, 2016, 05:21 PM
Im tipsy, ask me inappropriate queations

Why am I alive

Snow
November 2nd, 2016, 05:22 PM
Što se bijeli u gori zelenoj?

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 05:22 PM
Što se bijeli u gori zelenoj?

Nečije dupe dok se jebe

Snow
November 2nd, 2016, 05:22 PM
Radikalno, sviđa mi se.

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 05:23 PM
Why am I alive

Ur parenta fucked at the right moment

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Radikalno, sviđa mi se.

Rekoh neprikladna pitanja

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What is the capital of Assyria?

Ass

Spinach
November 2nd, 2016, 05:24 PM
Why do all the girls on the internet bully me?

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 05:24 PM
take your devil speech elsewhere, heathens!

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 05:25 PM
take your devil speech elsewhere, heathens!

Ask an improper.question then

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Why do all the girls on the internet bully me?

I thought it was just me?

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 05:26 PM
Im tipsy, ask me inappropriate queations
what is the meaning of life

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 05:27 PM
What has made you tipsy tonight, then?

interpret question as you so desire

Snow
November 2nd, 2016, 05:27 PM
What is the sexiest fruit and why?

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 05:27 PM
what is the meaning of life

Being a cute girl

Lace
November 2nd, 2016, 05:27 PM
Why do all the girls on the internet bully me?

That's funny because last time I checked you always bully me..

Spinach
November 2nd, 2016, 05:28 PM
I thought it was just me?

I wish.

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 05:28 PM
What has made you tipsy tonight, then?

interpret question as you so desire

LGBT club event, drank a few pints

Spinach
November 2nd, 2016, 05:28 PM
That's funny because last time I checked you always bully me..

Not true, I'm a kind soul. No bully.

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 05:29 PM
What is the sexiest fruit and why?

Banana

Cause dicks

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I wish.

Want me to step on you?

Lace
November 2nd, 2016, 05:29 PM
Lace sounds like a needle being dropped two miles away

as in

I've never actually heard a word she's said and I just pretend I hear her.

Big bullying imo

Zurvan
November 2nd, 2016, 05:29 PM
Being a cute girl

rip life
you sucked anyway

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 05:30 PM
LGBT club event, drank a few pints

Can I come?

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 05:30 PM
Being a cute girl
i lost before i even began

Snow
November 2nd, 2016, 05:30 PM
bullies don't even deserve to be stepped on

Lace
November 2nd, 2016, 05:31 PM
Strife let's only heal each other when we double Mercy Spin doesn't deserve us

Strife ❤️
November 2nd, 2016, 05:32 PM
Strife let's only heal each other when we double Mercy Spin doesn't deserve us

When I killed Junkrat while being damage boosted by you. That was the play right there.

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 05:33 PM
Can I come?

Its almost over tho

Strife ❤️
November 2nd, 2016, 05:33 PM
Can I come?

No, unless you're not telling us something :V

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 05:33 PM
bullies don't even deserve to be stepped on

This gives me a sadz...

Snow
November 2nd, 2016, 05:34 PM
This gives me a sadz...

I meant, bullies like Spin

I'd step on you gladly, my friends, if you so desire

Lace
November 2nd, 2016, 05:34 PM
When I killed Junkrat while being damage boosted by you. That was the play right there.

Did you like when I solo ran up to the point and killed Symmetra with a punch..

Spinach
November 2nd, 2016, 05:34 PM
Horrific memories of girls on each side of me beaming me until I felt very small.

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 05:34 PM
I meant, bullies like Spin

I'd step on you gladly, my friends, if you so desire
danke

Snow
November 2nd, 2016, 05:35 PM
adding 'in my pants' mentally after every post starting now

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 05:35 PM
No, unless you're not telling us something :V

wow as a straight white male i feel hella oppressed rn

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 05:35 PM
I'd step on you gladly, my friends, if you so desire

Um, do you realise how gay that is...?

Spinach
November 2nd, 2016, 05:35 PM
I meant, bullies like Spin

Behind the memes, Saki screenshots, YrYr reaction images, and Kumiko posting, even I have feelings, and they can be hurt too...

Lace
November 2nd, 2016, 05:36 PM
Literally any1 can go to gay clubs btw

Usually anyways

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 05:37 PM
I want a cute girl to put her hand

just Beamu
November 2nd, 2016, 05:37 PM
adding 'in my pants' mentally after every post starting now
bullet wound

Zurvan
November 2nd, 2016, 05:38 PM
adding 'in my pants' mentally after every post starting now

So how's living?

Lace
November 2nd, 2016, 05:38 PM
Behind the memes, Saki screenshots, YrYr reaction images, and Kumiko posting, even I have feelings, and they can be hurt too...

http://i.imgur.com/ip3Argy.jpg

maybe if you become scared of me you'll slip into accent

You
November 2nd, 2016, 05:39 PM
Behind the memes, Saki screenshots, YrYr reaction images, and Kumiko posting, even I have feelings, and they can be hurt too...
After you boil all the oxalates and nitrates out spinach is just warm mush...

Spinach
November 2nd, 2016, 05:40 PM
maybe if you become scared of me you'll slip into accent

Uh!
Yo' I'm something like a liger
Eye of the tiger
Heart of a lion
Spit venomous like spiders
Hand me the mic prior
To these wannabes and liars
Feel the wrath from messiah
They the gas, I'm the fire
It's kill or be killed
On these streets that I scout
Which leads me to weeding 'em out
And plant my knee to your mouth
Get punked like I'm the predator
Ahead of ya
Ahead of my time
I got news for my competitors
(we merciless)
'Cause it's demanded
Ill and dithyrambic
99 percent skill
And I'm just kicking antics
Greetings to your disadvantage
Swung and my fist landed
Cracked your mandibles
Leaving the right side of your face slanted
Now rob me from mine
Disrespect my grind
Better run and hide
And hope I don't find
Got payback on my mind
I'm a beast, I promise more than teeth marks
Stay in the house
Now that's using your street smarts

Snow
November 2nd, 2016, 05:40 PM
After you boil all the oxalates and nitrates out spinach is just warm mush...

i'm dying

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 05:40 PM
After you boil all the oxalates and nitrates out spinach is just warm mush...
aww, that's cute

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 05:41 PM
Seriously disappointed at lack of inappropriate questions.

Some perv forum this is...

Spinach
November 2nd, 2016, 05:42 PM
After you boil all the oxalates and nitrates out spinach is just warm mush...

Yeah, no way that
You can hide from the best
I'm a mess
I'll body anything that takes a breath
On my left is a pile of bodies
Bigger than myself and
On my right there's 100 scared souls
Screaming help (http://genius.com/Ox-kill-them-all-lyrics#note-4793610)
And they scatter trying to get away
But they 'gon meet the end today
Cuz ain't no way that they ever
Had a chance to contend with me
Cuz see I kill 'em all I K, K, Kill 'em all
It's either me or them
And my blood ain't bout to spill at all
Cuz I'm the hunter not the huntee
And for a enemy I guarantee that
They don't want me
There's something just a little different
Bout how I run things
Maybe it's the way
I turn my enemies to lunch meat
Or maybe it's the way
I smash everything in front of me
They don't want it
I do it so easy it's funny, G!
I'll turn a vet into a wannabe
And do it to the death
I put them in their final scene. Hey!

SeiKeo
November 2nd, 2016, 05:42 PM
Seriously disappointed at lack of inappropriate questions.

Some perv forum this is...
I'm afraid that we have to live beyond your expectations

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 05:42 PM
I'm afraid that we have to live beyond your expectations

But i dont want you to :(

Spinach
November 2nd, 2016, 05:43 PM
I'm too lazy to even cut the link

Strife ❤️
November 2nd, 2016, 05:43 PM
i remember literally years ago when you joined us in a skype chat once i posted a lewd picture and you were like "omg strife im not talking to you any more"

some perv you are

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 05:44 PM
i remember literally years ago when you joined us in a skype chat once i posted a lewd picture and you were like "omg strife im not talking to you any more"

some perv you are

I changed

Also alcohol

SeiKeo
November 2nd, 2016, 05:44 PM
But i dont want you to :(
Ass or tits

Zurvan
November 2nd, 2016, 05:45 PM
Seriously disappointed at lack of inappropriate questions.

Some perv forum this is...

If you were to be sacrificed to a god, what way do you want to be sacrificed, if the choice was up to you?

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 05:45 PM
Ass or tits

Tits, probably

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 05:46 PM
Seriously disappointed at lack of inappropriate questions.

Some perv forum this is...
have you ever worn fetish wear

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 05:46 PM
If you were to be sacrificed to a god, what way do you want to be sacrificed, if the choice was up to you?

Fucked to death by hot ladies

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have you ever worn fetish wear

Yup

Lace
November 2nd, 2016, 05:48 PM
Uh!
Yo' I'm something like a liger
Eye of the tiger
Heart of a lion
Spit venomous like spiders
Hand me the mic prior
To these wannabes and liars
Feel the wrath from messiah
They the gas, I'm the fire
It's kill or be killed
On these streets that I scout
Which leads me to weeding 'em out
And plant my knee to your mouth
Get punked like I'm the predator
Ahead of ya
Ahead of my time
I got news for my competitors
(we merciless)
'Cause it's demanded
Ill and dithyrambic
99 percent skill
And I'm just kicking antics
Greetings to your disadvantage
Swung and my fist landed
Cracked your mandibles
Leaving the right side of your face slanted
Now rob me from mine
Disrespect my grind
Better run and hide
And hope I don't find
Got payback on my mind
I'm a beast, I promise more than teeth marks
Stay in the house
Now that's using your street smarts

http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b0caa6a0a820fa4ec3e734546d9ca92/tumblr_mvdqtopM7H1sifb6xo1_500.gif

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Not to be wildly inappropriate but have you eaten ass Polly

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 05:49 PM
@lace

Yes. yes i have

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 05:49 PM
Seriously disappointed at lack of inappropriate questions.

Some perv forum this is...

not drunk enough, will have to wait for fun Croatialand meetup :(

just Beamu
November 2nd, 2016, 05:49 PM
No holds barred I see

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 05:50 PM
Yup
what was it

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 05:51 PM
what was it

Some generic leather stuff one time, shibaru ( is that how you spell it? ) the other time

SeiKeo
November 2nd, 2016, 05:51 PM
If you were stuck on a desert island what anime would you bring

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 05:51 PM
Some generic leather stuff one time, shibaru ( is that how you spell it? ) the other time
you spelled it right

kinky

just Beamu
November 2nd, 2016, 05:51 PM
shortest time from meeting a person to shagging

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 05:54 PM
shortest time from meeting a person to shagging

2 days

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If you were stuck on a desert island what anime would you bring

Am i only limited to one?

Kirby
November 2nd, 2016, 05:55 PM
Why the hell do people say "oh, scientifically eggplants and tomatoes are fruits and not vegetables" to be cheeky when botanically there's no actual definition for vegetables in the scientific sense outside of "plant matter"?

This actually pisses me off, we don't separate food groups into fruit and seeds and roots and stems and leaves and everything so why the hell does fruit only get this treatment? If we were to accept this, then scientifically eggplants and tomatoes are vegetables to, and all this is pointless when in the culinary sense the divide is between sweet versus savory usage

Strife ❤️
November 2nd, 2016, 05:55 PM
c h e e k y

SeiKeo
November 2nd, 2016, 05:56 PM
2 days

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Am i only limited to one?Bringing only one is part of the game yes

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 05:56 PM
c h e e k y

Hm?

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 05:56 PM
me reading this thread:

http://i.imgur.com/I5Z11ik.gif

i'm not a real lewd boy i'm sorry

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 05:56 PM
Bringing only one is part of the game yes

Probably 1995 GITS

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 05:57 PM
me reading this thread:

i'm not a real lewd boy i'm sorry
your post says one thing but your avvie says another

just Beamu
November 2nd, 2016, 05:57 PM
me reading this thread:

http://i.imgur.com/I5Z11ik.gif

i'm not a real lewd boy i'm sorry
same

Strife ❤️
November 2nd, 2016, 05:57 PM
Hm?

That was @Kirby sorry

Leftovers
November 2nd, 2016, 05:58 PM
Feels real bad man.

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 05:58 PM
your post says one thing but your avvie says another

we all have masks that we wear

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 05:59 PM
we all have masks that we wear
that's a very convincing mask

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 06:00 PM
Lace continues to be Best Poster

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 06:02 PM
alright, have you ever been in a threesome

Snow
November 2nd, 2016, 06:02 PM
how do you feel about thighs Polly?

SeiKeo
November 2nd, 2016, 06:02 PM
Probably 1995 GITS
A genie offers you a million dollars to be straight for 4 months.

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 06:02 PM
that's a very convincing mask

Thank you, my dream is to be a sexy pink-haired anime girl.

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 06:05 PM
Thank you, my dream is to be a sexy pink-haired anime girl.
that's a long road ahead of you

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 06:08 PM
alright, have you ever been in a threesome

Sadly, no

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how do you feel about thighs Polly?

I like to nestle in them and kiss and caress them lots

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A genie offers you a million dollars to be straight for 4 months.

Okay

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 06:09 PM
how do you feel about ass, polly

Zurvan
November 2nd, 2016, 06:11 PM
Have you been with both sexes or did you know you were gay from rather early on?

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 06:16 PM
how do you feel about ass, polly

I dunno, I like ass? It's a lovely part of a human body?

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Have you been with both sexes or did you know you were gay from rather early on?

I've always hated men, back from the time they didn't let me play football with them.

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 06:17 PM
fine let me pull a lace, have you ever used anal beads

Spinach
November 2nd, 2016, 06:17 PM
O-oh

Lace
November 2nd, 2016, 06:18 PM
How is that pulling a me??

Strife ❤️
November 2nd, 2016, 06:18 PM
How is that pulling a me??

LMAO

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 06:19 PM
How is that pulling a me??
you went straight for the kill, i'm trying to emulate you at the moment

SeiKeo
November 2nd, 2016, 06:20 PM
keeping it normal

Lace
November 2nd, 2016, 06:20 PM
Close your eyes Spin you're too innocent for this

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 06:21 PM
Yes

Frostyvale
November 2nd, 2016, 06:21 PM
How can you do this song and dance every day? It's the lowest form of posting possible.

Spinach
November 2nd, 2016, 06:22 PM
Yeah I'm out it's a lil much for me actually.

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 06:22 PM
thread please

http://i.imgur.com/0zdDZuH.gif

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 06:22 PM
How can you do this song and dance every day? It's the lowest form of posting possible.

I'm a complicated person.

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 06:23 PM
thread please
you want to be a sexy pink-haired anime girl don't you?

Snow
November 2nd, 2016, 06:23 PM
keeping it normal

in my pants

ItsaRandomUsername
November 2nd, 2016, 06:25 PM
Delete Random Thoughts Aye Em Aych Oh.

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 06:26 PM
you want to be a sexy pink-haired anime girl don't you?

I'm already an anime girl though:

http://i.imgur.com/c9hdNbZ.jpg

Kirby
November 2nd, 2016, 06:26 PM
Polly, thoughts on GitS Innocence?

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 06:26 PM
Y'all weakass puritans or somethin?

Strife ❤️
November 2nd, 2016, 06:27 PM
You can have your identity back for now, Snow.

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 06:27 PM
suddenly reconsidering trip to europe now

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 06:27 PM
I'm already an anime girl though:
you just need some lewd to dye your hair pink

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 06:27 PM
Polly, thoughts on GitS Innocence?

A bit too heavy on the references IMO, could've used more actual dialogue. But I still liked it lots

Raylen Cypher
November 2nd, 2016, 06:27 PM
So what's going on...?

SeiKeo
November 2nd, 2016, 06:27 PM
Y'all weakass puritans or somethin?
It's not you babe,

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 06:28 PM
Y'all weakass puritans or somethin?
Unfortunately they are.

Marmadillo
November 2nd, 2016, 06:28 PM
Y'all weakass puritans or somethin?
you'reaskingthistopeoplewhothinkholdinghandsisthel ewdestthingever
fuck chrome im not editing that

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 06:29 PM
lol

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 06:29 PM
Holding hands makes you pregnant though, it's pretty high on the lewd scale.

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 06:29 PM
So what's going on...?
Isn't it obvious?

Marmadillo
November 2nd, 2016, 06:31 PM
Holding hands makes you pregnant though, it's pretty high on the lewd scale.
there'snothinglewdaboutcreatinglife

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 06:33 PM
So I cant talk about sex on a porn game forum?

It truly is a strange world...

Snow
November 2nd, 2016, 06:36 PM
So I cant talk about sex on a porn game forum?

It truly is a strange world...

I'm here, Polly.

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 06:36 PM
So I cant talk about sex on a porn game forum?

It truly is a strange world...

Well is there something you'd like to share with the class, Miss Polly?

Frostyvale
November 2nd, 2016, 06:38 PM
Consider first the importance of proper attraction. Generally these standards include: healthy teeth, symmetrical features, clear skin, properly groomed hair and nails, and a healthy body composition, with proportions within a certain range.

Obviously there are conditions during which these standards fluctuate. This is a phenomenon known as "beer goggles" in which a state of intoxication causes people to evaluate the attractiveness of another person more highly than they would normally.

Another cause of this phenomenon is extended lack of access to sex or pornographic materials. For example, soldiers fighting in the desert will eventually come to regard anything that breathes as an acceptable target of sexual attention.

This is more commonly known as thirst.

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 06:39 PM
I'm here, Polly.

No doubt brought by my appreciations of tits and thighs :p

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Well is there something you'd like to share with the class, Miss Polly?

Yes.

You are all grounded.

Except maybe Lace and Snow

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 06:40 PM
welp, it looks like bl isn't lewd enough for me

i'm kinda disappointed honestly

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 06:40 PM
Yes.

You are all grounded.

Except maybe Lace and Snow

well I guess I can't get on the plane if I'm grounded...

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 06:41 PM
Yes.

You are all grounded.

Except maybe Lace and Snow
what about me

Zurvan
November 2nd, 2016, 06:42 PM
Can't ground me, silly

Marmadillo
November 2nd, 2016, 06:42 PM
You are all grounded.

Except maybe Lace and Snow
lolyoucan'tgroundme,imnotevenintheroom

Leftovers
November 2nd, 2016, 06:43 PM
http://i.imgur.com/QrSRXLC.png

Frostyvale
November 2nd, 2016, 06:43 PM
Holding hands makes you pregnant though, it's pretty high on the lewd scale.
Auto-gratification, jacking off, or masturbation, is the direct stimulation of the genitals accomplished by the use of the hands or some tool.

Holding hands is like indirect copulation.

Don't touch lepers.


Also @thread, what the fuck is this endless circlejerk about, and why? Can you please ask yourselves that question for me?

Snow
November 2nd, 2016, 06:44 PM
where's the circle where's the jerk?

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 06:45 PM
there is no need to be upset

Snow
November 2nd, 2016, 06:45 PM
Are you okay there pal?

just Beamu
November 2nd, 2016, 06:45 PM
Yes.

You are all grounded.

Except maybe Lace and Snow
But what did I do, Polly

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 06:45 PM
jerk is right here tyvm

Frostyvale
November 2nd, 2016, 06:46 PM
there is no need to be upset
It's not upset. It's

https://losttotheaether.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/2014-06-12_00109.jpg

Marmadillo
November 2nd, 2016, 06:46 PM
Also @thread, what the fuck is this endless circlejerk about, and why? Can you please ask yourselves that question for me?
ithinkyouneedsomehandholdingbro

Snow
November 2nd, 2016, 06:47 PM
circlejerk in my pants

just Beamu
November 2nd, 2016, 06:47 PM
Also @thread, what the fuck is this endless circlejerk about, and why? Can you please ask yourselves that question for me?
calm child

SeiKeo
November 2nd, 2016, 06:47 PM
frosty yall chill

Leftovers
November 2nd, 2016, 06:47 PM
http://i.imgur.com/1JEDU98.jpg

Strife ❤️
November 2nd, 2016, 06:50 PM
ONLY open this spoiler if you want me to step on you.

too late you missed it. un lucky

Zurvan
November 2nd, 2016, 06:50 PM
Lol, this thread rn

Later nerds

Frostyvale
November 2nd, 2016, 06:50 PM
Stay frosty my dudes.

Right between the parallels of 0 and 30 degrees.

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 06:51 PM
ONLY open this spoiler if you want me to step on you.

http://i.imgur.com/44krgiH.jpg
Nice heels.

SeiKeo
November 2nd, 2016, 06:52 PM
ONLY open this spoiler if you want me to step on you.


WHOOPS

Spinach
November 2nd, 2016, 06:52 PM
ONLY open this spoiler if you want me to step on you.

http://i.imgur.com/44krgiH.jpg

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YeUQwwribk

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 06:54 PM
circlejerk in my pants

Are u saying that ur masturbating?

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YeUQwwribk

I love you

Strife ❤️
November 2nd, 2016, 06:56 PM
i'm being told my photo is too much for BL so im going to have to delete it

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 06:56 PM
http://i.imgur.com/PvPQvdH.png

Snow
November 2nd, 2016, 06:58 PM
look at this thief right here

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 06:59 PM
do you have any evidence

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 06:59 PM
Nothing thieved, nothing gained.

ItsaRandomUsername
November 2nd, 2016, 07:01 PM
Are u saying that ur masturbating?

how does that make you feel

Kirby
November 2nd, 2016, 07:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5qeuVOIbHk

Zurvan
November 2nd, 2016, 07:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raNGeq3_DtM

SeiKeo
November 2nd, 2016, 07:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpngMjN6fmQ&feature=youtu.be

In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries
November 2nd, 2016, 07:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8cC2RTniDE

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 07:05 PM
y'all need to post some GOOD music


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LS6n1JZl5o

but actually (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvKTPDg0IW0)

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 07:06 PM
how does that make you feel

I dunno, just like any other time i tease one of my friends??

I dont lust after snow if that's what youre getting at

just Beamu
November 2nd, 2016, 07:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mvc8p5J-GE

Kirby
November 2nd, 2016, 07:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IK6eLTNV1k

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 07:08 PM
I dunno, just like any other time i tease one of my friends??

I dont lust after snow if that's what youre getting at
riiight

SeiKeo
November 2nd, 2016, 07:09 PM
Kirby you traitor

Kirby
November 2nd, 2016, 07:09 PM
Kirby you traitor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zucBfXpCA6s

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 07:10 PM
I dunno, just like any other time i tease one of my friends??

I dont lust after snow if that's what youre getting at

how could you resist this, though?

http://i.imgur.com/VOH8LcI.jpg

ontario here i coooome <3

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 07:11 PM
riiight

Not sure if you got the memo, but I am in a happy and monogamous relationship.

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 07:12 PM
Not sure if you got the memo, but I am in a happy and monogamous relationship.
Oh, well good look to you, mam.

Snow
November 2nd, 2016, 07:12 PM
this typecasting of croatgirls has to stop

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 07:12 PM
how could you resist this, though?

http://i.imgur.com/VOH8LcI.jpg

ontario here i coooome <3

Прекрасний биелый снег...

Spinach
November 2nd, 2016, 07:14 PM
I don't have a Saki screenshot suitable for this thread, and I have so, so many Saki screenshots.

SeiKeo
November 2nd, 2016, 07:14 PM
this typecasting of croatgirls has to stop
What's the type - mysterious, interested in somewhat esoteric subjects?

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 07:17 PM
Прекрасний биелый снег...

Сквозь волнистые туманы
Пробирается луна,
На печальные поляны
Льет печально свет она.
По дороге зимней, скучной
Тройка борзая бежит,
Колокольчик однозвучный
Утомительно гремит.
Что-то слышится родное
В долгих песнях ямщика:
То разгулье удалое,
То сердечная тоска...
Ни огня, ни черной хаты,
Глушь и снег... Навстречу мне
Только версты полосаты
Попадаются одне...
Скучно, грустно... Завтра, Нина,
Завтра к милой возвратясь,
Я забудусь у камина,
Загляжусь не наглядясь.
Звучно стрелка часовая
Мерный круг свой совершит,
И, докучных удаляя,
Полночь нас не разлучит.
Грустно, Нина: путь мой скучен,
Дремля смолкнул мой ямщик,
Колокольчик однозвучен,
Отуманен лунный лик.

- Пу́шкин

Polly
November 2nd, 2016, 07:18 PM
Сквозь волнистые туманы
Пробирается луна,
На печальные поляны
Льет печально свет она.
По дороге зимней, скучной
Тройка борзая бежит,
Колокольчик однозвучный
Утомительно гремит.
Что-то слышится родное
В долгих песнях ямщика:
То разгулье удалое,
То сердечная тоска...
Ни огня, ни черной хаты,
Глушь и снег... Навстречу мне
Только версты полосаты
Попадаются одне...
Скучно, грустно... Завтра, Нина,
Завтра к милой возвратясь,
Я забудусь у камина,
Загляжусь не наглядясь.
Звучно стрелка часовая
Мерный круг свой совершит,
И, докучных удаляя,
Полночь нас не разлучит.
Грустно, Нина: путь мой скучен,
Дремля смолкнул мой ямщик,
Колокольчик однозвучен,
Отуманен лунный лик.

- Пу́шкин


We did that song in Intro to Russian Lit last year!

Frostyvale
November 2nd, 2016, 07:20 PM
http://cgv.blicky.net/tsk/0068.jpg


http://cgv.blicky.net/tsk/0070.jpg

Lace
November 2nd, 2016, 07:21 PM
Is this thread cleansed now

SeiKeo
November 2nd, 2016, 07:22 PM
Honestly Frosty I feel that sums up the experience I've had of watching your posting

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 07:22 PM
We did that song in Intro to Russian Lit last year!

this will be my suffering, too, soon

Snow
November 2nd, 2016, 07:22 PM
What's the type - mysterious, interested in somewhat esoteric subjects?

Esoteric subjects?

Frostyvale
November 2nd, 2016, 07:23 PM
http://i.imgur.com/uTnuJuE.gif

SeiKeo
November 2nd, 2016, 07:23 PM
Esoteric subjects?
Urban design and Russian anthropology count for somewhat

Arashi_Leonhart
November 2nd, 2016, 07:29 PM
I am very tired

I am working with two Japanese kindergartners and a 2nd grader, facilitating between them and the teachers/other students

Which of course means working with other kindergartners and grade schoolers

And trying to interpret Japanese from kids

and then I get back home and jump onto this board of kindergartners and grade schoolers

逃げることはできない

Lace
November 2nd, 2016, 07:30 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ugWYtyG.jpg

GhostDIGIT
November 2nd, 2016, 07:34 PM
I am very tired

I am working with two Japanese kindergartners and a 2nd grader, facilitating between them and the teachers/other students

Which of course means working with other kindergartners and grade schoolers

And trying to interpret Japanese from kids

and then I get back home and jump onto this board of kindergartners and grade schoolers

逃げることはできない
Forever stuck on school grounds, you poor bastard.

Snow
November 2nd, 2016, 07:38 PM
Urban design and Russian anthropology count for somewhat

well I suppose urban design being esoteric or not depends on what kind of urban design it is

Fuller is kinda esoteric, but in a mainstream way

Mattias
November 2nd, 2016, 09:08 PM
I'm already working a 56 hour week this week, and now my boss says he's probably going to call me in three hours early for my shift tomorrow. I'm not being paid enough for this bullshit.

Five_X
November 2nd, 2016, 09:21 PM
Can't you say no? Or is it a situation where that would be, ah... problematic?

hayate
November 2nd, 2016, 09:37 PM
http://cgv.blicky.net/tsk/0068.jpg


http://cgv.blicky.net/tsk/0070.jpg

Welp, those pics summed up the Kohaku and Hisui routes.

Not a bad thing though... :)

Mattias
November 2nd, 2016, 09:39 PM
Can't you say no? Or is it a situation where that would be, ah... problematic?

I don't know. It could be something business related like my boss needing to go to the other store to do all the paperwork for them since their manager is incompetent, which I wouldn't really mind helping out for, or, it could be that he needs to drive out to the sticks so he can buy a cheap car to flip.

I guess I'll find out tomorrow if they call.

ItsaRandomUsername
November 2nd, 2016, 09:51 PM
Better avatar title found

just Beamu
November 2nd, 2016, 09:56 PM
Cleopatra has a more fabulous design

Spinach
November 2nd, 2016, 10:01 PM
There are a lot of things to call Cleo but fabulous?

ItsaRandomUsername
November 2nd, 2016, 10:07 PM
There are a lot of things to call Cleo but fabulous?

'Fuckable.' It also starts with 'f'.

just Beamu
November 2nd, 2016, 10:09 PM
Admittedly fabulous isn't the best adjective for her design
Might have been influenced by fanart as well

Kotonoha
November 2nd, 2016, 10:10 PM
She does some kinda moonwalk model pose thing I think it counts

ItsaRandomUsername
November 2nd, 2016, 10:14 PM
She does some kinda moonwalk model pose thing I think it counts

She doesn't just moonwalk and pose.

She does it twice.

Spinach
November 2nd, 2016, 11:08 PM
House so cold I go into the bathroom and see my nipples blasting through my shirt.

I've never seen my own nipples through my shirt before.

This is weird.

SeiKeo
November 2nd, 2016, 11:14 PM
Oh my god the fucking Cubs are going to fuck it up

ItsaRandomUsername
November 2nd, 2016, 11:17 PM
Oh my god the fucking Cubs are going to fuck it up

The mistake here is expecting otherwise.

SeiKeo
November 2nd, 2016, 11:56 PM
asdfkjpslkjfd;lkbasdfasd

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oh my god

Arashi_Leonhart
November 3rd, 2016, 12:03 AM
Prepare for the end of the world everyone

Cruor
November 3rd, 2016, 12:03 AM
Ikr

just Beamu
November 3rd, 2016, 12:50 AM
Sweaters are good

Polly
November 3rd, 2016, 02:03 AM
Fuck you drunk polly

SeiKeo
November 3rd, 2016, 02:08 AM
Good morning, regular Polly.

Five_X
November 3rd, 2016, 02:12 AM
Don't drink and post, kids.

Polly
November 3rd, 2016, 02:17 AM
Good morning, regular Polly.

Thanks.

Regular polly is pretty awful, too, though

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Don't drink and post, kids.

Im older than you.

Five_X
November 3rd, 2016, 02:19 AM
We are technically the same age! Nobody pays attention to months anymore.

just Beamu
November 3rd, 2016, 02:19 AM
Regular Polly is pretty good

Lace
November 3rd, 2016, 02:35 AM
its a mystery how the sudden desire to drunk post on BL swells up in you when you're intoxicated

Prix with a Silent X
November 3rd, 2016, 02:41 AM
Shared in Weird News already but this is hilarious and horrifying, so I'm sharing it twice.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/11/02/500374724/neiman-marcus-is-selling-frozen-collard-greens-for-66-plus-shipping?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=202702

Polly
November 3rd, 2016, 02:43 AM
its a mystery how the sudden desire to drunk post on BL swells up in you when you're intoxicated

I had nowhere else to go, my friends had things to do :(

Lace
November 3rd, 2016, 03:01 AM
I had nowhere else to go, my friends had things to do :(

http://i.imgur.com/GsZqkAn.png

Prix with a Silent X
November 3rd, 2016, 03:21 AM
I had nowhere else to go, my friends had things to do :(

Reasons I still have not opened my bottle of wine.

hayate
November 3rd, 2016, 03:24 AM
I had nowhere else to go, my friends had things to do :(

And this is why beer and wine are better for cooking rather than straight - up drinking it out of a can or bottle.

Zurvan
November 3rd, 2016, 03:31 AM
Drunk Polly is good civilisation
Normal Polly is also fine!

just Beamu
November 3rd, 2016, 03:34 AM
Shared in Weird News already but this is hilarious and horrifying, so I'm sharing it twice.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/11/02/500374724/neiman-marcus-is-selling-frozen-collard-greens-for-66-plus-shipping?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=202702
i have so many questions

Sunara
November 3rd, 2016, 03:52 AM
Temptation to drink rising....

hayate
November 3rd, 2016, 04:05 AM
Temptation to drink rising....

Use it for cooking chicken, beef or pork instead.

It's really good for braising meats and vegetables.

Polly
November 3rd, 2016, 04:24 AM
http://i.imgur.com/GsZqkAn.png

So harsh.

I will have you know that not only do I have lots of friends, but a gf too! >:C

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Reasons I still have not opened my bottle of wine.

We'll arrange a skype drinking date. we can invite others here too

Sunara
November 3rd, 2016, 04:39 AM
I'm always alone even when I'm not. It sounds emo but... its my sad truth.
I think I'm too weird for all the guys I've ever been interested in.
They don't want to date me and the guys, who like me, I don't want to date. I just won't date someone I feel nothing for.




We'll arrange a skype drinking date. we can invite others here too
That sounds fun. If only I had a webcam and a microphone.... -.-; Maybe I'll actually get drunk for once.
Assuming I have enough alcohol.

Lace
November 3rd, 2016, 06:09 AM
So harsh.

I will have you know that not only do I have lots of friends, but a gf too! >:C

I can't relate

I love being alone and not having to care about anyone

Polly
November 3rd, 2016, 06:17 AM
I can't relate

I love being alone and not having to care about anyone

Does that include not caring about your good buddy Polls? :(

Lace
November 3rd, 2016, 06:22 AM
N-no of course not

Bird of Hermes
November 3rd, 2016, 08:27 AM
I work in an office of 3 people. A month ago my fellow apprentice quit overnight with no notice which doubled my workload. My boss then got sick and she has been for the past month - which has left me alone in the office doing literally everything, my boss won't be back until at least the end of the month and in the meantime I'm managing all calls coming through alongside the managing of 3 upcoming events whilst trying to juggle the work I need to do for my apprenticeship qualifications.

I'm pretty sure the only reason I'm coping is because of all the tea I'm drinking.

Sesto
November 3rd, 2016, 08:48 AM
my workload isn't even that bad and i still feel like shooting myself

maybe i should try drinking tea

Saiga
November 3rd, 2016, 08:55 AM
I work in an office of 3 people. A month ago my fellow apprentice quit overnight with no notice which doubled my workload. My boss then got sick and she has been for the past month - which has left me alone in the office doing literally everything, my boss won't be back until at least the end of the month and in the meantime I'm managing all calls coming through alongside the managing of 3 upcoming events whilst trying to juggle the work I need to do for my apprenticeship qualifications.

I'm pretty sure the only reason I'm coping is because of all the tea I'm drinking.

hey

that's similar to what happened to me

I started 3 months ago as the eighth person in my team

there are two other people of that team left, one of which is leaving next Friday and the other is going on maternity leave in December

apparently our finance department has an annual staff turnover rate of ​45%

Bird of Hermes
November 3rd, 2016, 09:35 AM
Damn, 45%? Ouch. At least we can suffer knowing other people are as well.

GundamFSN
November 3rd, 2016, 09:39 AM
Fuck you drunk polly

Were you that drunk?