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Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 11:44 AM
http://i.imgur.com/tmID9uU.png

“All other trades are contained in that of war.


Is that why war endures?


No. It endures because young men love it and old men love it in them. Those that fought, those that did not."

Snow
March 1st, 2017, 11:46 AM
Shibes are fun to pet, but funner to pat.

Neir
March 1st, 2017, 12:07 PM
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Uh, dogs generally don't actually like that. See how keeps starting to close his eyes? He's putting up with it, not enjoying it.

Lace
March 1st, 2017, 12:38 PM
Uh, dogs generally don't actually like that. See how keeps starting to close his eyes? He's putting up with it, not enjoying it.

that's sad huh

Zurvan
March 1st, 2017, 12:52 PM
Hug your dogs, that is all

just Beamu
March 1st, 2017, 12:58 PM
my dog is antisocial and prefers the occasional pet while otherwise being left alone

Neir
March 1st, 2017, 01:01 PM
my dog is antisocial and prefers the occasional pet while otherwise being left alone

Does your dog generally hang out in the same room as you when there's nothing going on?

it's not necessarily a matter of being antisocial.

Zurvan
March 1st, 2017, 01:02 PM
Feeling at ease with his close friend beamu is cool

Huitante
March 1st, 2017, 01:02 PM
my dog is antisocial and prefers the occasional pet while otherwise being left alone
Your dog is a closet cat

just Beamu
March 1st, 2017, 01:18 PM
Does your dog generally hang out in the same room as you when there's nothing going on?

it's not necessarily a matter of being antisocial.
Unless he goes to his tiny bed to sleep, yeah

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Your dog is a closet cat
Every single person that's seen him thinks this

Polly
March 1st, 2017, 01:31 PM
Hello everybody.

I am dead.

It was nice to know you.

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 01:40 PM
hi dad

Polly
March 1st, 2017, 01:44 PM
Hello son.

How's life been treatin' ya?

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 01:47 PM
one of my teeth is now half metal

Zurvan
March 1st, 2017, 01:48 PM
Take better care of your teeth

And accept a no smoking bet

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 01:49 PM
Take better care of your teeth

And accept a no smoking bet

i already stopped mom

i have a lot of practice in stopping

Zurvan
March 1st, 2017, 01:50 PM
Don't lie to me again son, or no weed for you here

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 01:51 PM
but mooooooooom

Raylen Cypher
March 1st, 2017, 01:51 PM
one of my teeth is now half metal

how about your arm and leg

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 01:52 PM
i mightve gotten one but i didnt ask for it

Spinach
March 1st, 2017, 01:58 PM
http://i.imgur.com/N4FFEPW.jpg

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 01:58 PM
right how do i set up the twitch thing

Lace
March 1st, 2017, 01:59 PM
http://i.imgur.com/N4FFEPW.jpg

me and snow playing league

Neir
March 1st, 2017, 02:02 PM
right how do i set up the twitch thing

Develop a nervous tic

Nikiri
March 1st, 2017, 02:02 PM
me and snow playing league

sounds like fun

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 02:10 PM
http://i.imgur.com/N4FFEPW.jpg

I love Dota but I also hate Dota.

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It's a great great game as long as you're willing to tear out your heart and replace it with cold iron.

black1blade
March 1st, 2017, 02:24 PM
Ahhh zelda in 2 days I'm so excited :D.

Snow
March 1st, 2017, 02:30 PM
me and snow playing league

I've been kidnapped by people, home soon.

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 02:36 PM
I've been kidnapped by people, home soon.
Too popular to keep dates, huh?

I have this lich shaped hole in my heart.

Cruor
March 1st, 2017, 02:57 PM
Do you guys agree this is spin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YruBqxbZlUY

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 03:01 PM
uncanny in behavior looks voice and subject matter

Cruor
March 1st, 2017, 03:39 PM
Like, I do think Spin's voice is slightly deeper and I think he is less crude.

But goddamn its similar.

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 03:40 PM
Like, I do think Spin's voice is slightly deeper and I think he is less crude.

But goddamn its similar.

cruor is always wrong...

Cruor
March 1st, 2017, 03:49 PM
I am unsure if current Spin would talk about how his lost children could make people high after sniffing it

2013 Spin that is fair game lolol

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 03:58 PM
I am unsure if current Spin would talk about how his lost children could make people high after sniffing it

2013 Spin that is fair game lolol
The facial structure is all wrong anyway Cruor-kun.

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http://i.imgur.com/E9OKwBJ.jpg

black1blade
March 1st, 2017, 03:58 PM
If I girl I know makes jokes about us having been a couple before and we have had a few extended periods of eye contact with each other, is she interested in me?

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 03:59 PM
Most prominent is the length of the chin, as well as the width of the mouth.

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 03:59 PM
it cant hurt to try

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 04:00 PM
If I girl I know makes jokes about us having been a couple before and we have had a few extended periods of eye contact with each other, is she interested in me?
Imma lay this down simply.

Who dares, wins.

Kapish?

Historia
March 1st, 2017, 04:01 PM
just ask her

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 04:02 PM
just ask her

that on the other hand might be a bad idea

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 04:03 PM
"Do you like me?" is a question that only has a hope of being endearing if you're a girl.

just Beamu
March 1st, 2017, 04:04 PM
this doesn't sound like a good plan

Strife ❤️
March 1st, 2017, 04:04 PM
Just never tell them anything then wonder why nothing has gone anywhere, always works.

black1blade
March 1st, 2017, 04:08 PM
I mean I made a joke the other day about how she rejected me in year 5 when I asked her to the disco which was hilarious.

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 04:11 PM
Whether or not she actually likes you doesn't matter. If you want to see any change, you have to pretend that she does and act like it.

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As always, your chances are best if you follow these basic rules:

1. Be attractive.

2. Don't be unattractive.

3. Don't act autistic.

black1blade
March 1st, 2017, 04:24 PM
Whether or not she actually likes you doesn't matter. If you want to see any change, you have to pretend that she does and act like it.

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As always, your chances are best if you follow these basic rules:

1. Be attractive.

2. Don't be unattractive.

3. Don't act autistic.
It was going so well until last one but I mostly contain the 'tism tendancies on discord.

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She's into her music so could pull the classic what are your fav albums technique and listen to them. She listened to that once and future band thing I posted on facebook and actually listened to it all unlike everyone else.
https://soundcloud.com/onceandfutureband/sets/once-future-band-s-t

Lace
March 1st, 2017, 04:28 PM
a guy asking you if you like him is really moe Imo

2Bad
March 1st, 2017, 04:29 PM
the "classic technique"

Zurvan
March 1st, 2017, 04:31 PM
but do you want the moe factor?

Do you want to be the cute boy?

Lace
March 1st, 2017, 04:32 PM
you can choose to instead be emotionally constipated I guess

just Beamu
March 1st, 2017, 04:34 PM
emotional constipation is upleasant

black1blade
March 1st, 2017, 04:36 PM
Just gonna see how things naturally progress then maybe make a move sometime we'll see.

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Also fucking love rock songs which also have orchestra elements mixed in, it's fucking awesome.

Historia
March 1st, 2017, 04:37 PM
I want to hear Sara's opinion on this.

just Beamu
March 1st, 2017, 04:37 PM
I want to hear Sara's opinion on this.
who

Historia
March 1st, 2017, 04:39 PM
who

Sunara.

Gl❀w
March 1st, 2017, 04:44 PM
you can choose to instead be emotionally constipated I guess

my new fave lace quote

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i like how guys complain about girls playing games and being coy and here we are with a thread full of guys literally going 'no you can't just take the simple way'

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 04:45 PM
It was going so well until last one but I mostly contain the 'tism tendancies on discord.

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She's into her music so could pull the classic what are your fav albums technique and listen to them. She listened to that once and future band thing I posted on facebook and actually listened to it all unlike everyone else.
https://soundcloud.com/onceandfutureband/sets/once-future-band-s-t

its cute that you try to impress her but yeah just act natural just yknow

not like a friend

cuz shell treat you like one

since thats what youre doing

do you know how to flirt in the first place

i know thats kind of rude to ask but were on an anime porn forum so the answer most of the time kinda comes out as a no

Neir
March 1st, 2017, 04:46 PM
Conspicuously drop a box of magnum condoms in front of her 'oops'

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 04:46 PM
i like how guys complain about girls playing games and being coy and here we are with a thread full of guys literally going 'no you can't just take the simple way'

is it playing a game if you try to get a person to like you before you ram your head through the wall of WANNA GO OUT

black1blade
March 1st, 2017, 04:47 PM
I wouldn't say it's quite like a friend. When I was reading othello in english I very blatantly said that she should be desdemona and she was although that isn't best example lol.

Historia
March 1st, 2017, 04:47 PM
whats the best way to organize my hentai, by fetish or artist/developer

2Bad
March 1st, 2017, 04:48 PM
I wouldn't say it's quite like a friend. When I was reading othello in english I very blatantly said that she should be desdemona and she was although that isn't best example lol.

fuck's sake man just ask if she wants to get a coffee or something

Neir
March 1st, 2017, 04:49 PM
whats the best way to organize my hentai, by fetish or artist/developer

By filename

just Beamu
March 1st, 2017, 04:49 PM
yeah this is sounding like overcomplication

black1blade
March 1st, 2017, 04:52 PM
I mean this is a pretty recent thing, I would pretend like I'm still getting over last one but that would be a lie. Apart from being kind awks around her it's fine now.

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Yeah that's the problem with being a very thoughts person, you overthink things.

Gl❀w
March 1st, 2017, 04:52 PM
ok b1b as an actual experienced married person here is what you do

1) approach her and say hi
2) tell her you think she seems pretty cool
3) ask if she'd like to hang out/get coffee/whatever you youngins do these days, sometime

ITS ALMOST LIKE YOU CAN DATE SOMEONE AS A PROCESS OF GETTING TO KNOW THEM, BUSTER

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 04:52 PM
Christ, it's time to put on some pants.

Neir
March 1st, 2017, 04:53 PM
Christ, it's time to put on some pants.

See, that's where you're wrong

Lace
March 1st, 2017, 04:53 PM
this is an interesting dating sim

black1blade
March 1st, 2017, 04:54 PM
Someone scolded me for asking out for coffee that other time lol.

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 04:55 PM
ITS ALMOST LIKE YOU CAN DATE SOMEONE AS A PROCESS OF GETTING TO KNOW THEM, BUSTER

you ever thought that might work because people are already interested in you

i mean i only have personal experience that one way works and the other doesnt so its not like i can lean on any kind of statistic here

black1blade
March 1st, 2017, 04:55 PM
I mean I don't follow the advice of random people on the internet anyway so lol.

Strife ❤️
March 1st, 2017, 04:55 PM
Christ, it's time to put on some pants.

http://img04.deviantart.net/483f/i/2011/231/1/8/ifx_45_aquila_yukikaze_by_haryopanji-d475ywc.jpg

Gl❀w
March 1st, 2017, 04:56 PM
Someone scolded me for asking out for coffee that other time lol.

i want you to consider your advice pool

Lace
March 1st, 2017, 04:56 PM
I mean I don't follow the advice of random people on the internet anyway so lol.

that stings

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I thought we were like family b1b

Sunara
March 1st, 2017, 04:58 PM
I want to hear Sara's opinion on this.
Like I'm any expert on love. Lol. I'm terrible on my own. I literally set my relationships on fire.
I'm currently trying to re-build "something" out of the mess I made.
To be friends & if he wants more he has to find his guts & make a move. He knows how I feel.

But in terms of black1blade's thing:

I guess he could ask but be careful if doesn't go from "this is cute" to "this again"...
You could just ask her out....
But the natural move is ok, I guess.

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On a different note, I decided to be weird & be Rin yesterday. X3

Many thought I looked cute. X3

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 04:58 PM
like idk, general question to my fellow girls

if a dude/girl you know on a surface level (colleague, schoolmate, internet forum vm thirster) asks you out are you generally inclined to say yes or no

i dont know anybody who errs on the side of yes there but maybe yall can convince me otherwise

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 04:58 PM
http://img04.deviantart.net/483f/i/2011/231/1/8/ifx_45_aquila_yukikaze_by_haryopanji-d475ywc.jpg
Alright I'm taking them off again.

Historia
March 1st, 2017, 04:58 PM
By filename

this is genius

Gl❀w
March 1st, 2017, 04:58 PM
you ever thought that might work because people are already interested in you

i mean i only have personal experience that one way works and the other doesnt so its not like i can lean on any kind of statistic here

I mean literally the baseline amount of interest required for this strategy is

"I find you reasonably attractive to whatever standard I personally lay down for this kind of thing and you seem like a pleasant person"

You really do not have to convince a person that you're Really Cool And Funny And Interesting from the get-go

just Beamu
March 1st, 2017, 04:58 PM
I mean I don't follow the advice of random people on the internet anyway so lol.
This is probably a reasonably good idea but also makes me wonder why you bother asking on here anyway

2Bad
March 1st, 2017, 04:59 PM
Someone scolded me for asking out for coffee that other time lol.
then fucking ask to go in the backdoor why don't you?

you're trying to get a date not build a better mousetrap, be direct and ask for a movie or what the hell ever, don't make all these weird battle plans

black1blade
March 1st, 2017, 04:59 PM
You guys do underestimate that in a way school makes thing more awkward. Good for forcing people to be around each other though.

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 04:59 PM
generally people want to KNOW the person thats asking them out on a bit more than a chitchat level

or my standards are all fucked up and we live in a liberated free love society i still have to adapt to

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 04:59 PM
I mean I don't follow the advice of random people on the internet anyway so lol.
http://i.imgur.com/lYnZ3Ca.png

2Bad
March 1st, 2017, 05:00 PM
You guys do underestimate that in a way school makes thing more awkward. Good for forcing people to be around each other though.
yeah because lord knows none of us have been to school

Strife ❤️
March 1st, 2017, 05:00 PM
generally people want to KNOW the person thats asking them out on a bit more than a chitchat level

what happened to you man

where did your pua skills go...

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 05:01 PM
what happened to you man

where did your pua skills go...
I3uster is advocating for Sun Tzu. Know thy enemy.

just Beamu
March 1st, 2017, 05:01 PM
You guys do underestimate that in a way school makes thing more awkward. Good for forcing people to be around each other though.
Right, school, that thing none of us have been to or experienced in any way

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 05:01 PM
what happened to you man

where did your pua skills go...

but that is the pua skills strife

this is why im on my path straight to ur heart, and you dont even notice...

black1blade
March 1st, 2017, 05:01 PM
then fucking ask to go in the backdoor why don't you?

you're trying to get a date not build a better mousetrap, be direct and ask for a movie or what the hell ever, don't make all these weird battle plans
I mean yeah I'm not seriously sketching up plans for how I'm gonna approach things just entertaining ideas. Also I'm pretty sure we share the same free periods so makes it super convenient to ask her out for coffee.

Gl❀w
March 1st, 2017, 05:02 PM
generally people want to KNOW the person thats asking them out on a bit more than a chitchat level

or my standards are all fucked up and we live in a liberated free love society i still have to adapt to

yeah that's more for internet dating than in-person dating

Historia
March 1st, 2017, 05:02 PM
i slept through school

black1blade
March 1st, 2017, 05:02 PM
yeah because lord knows none of us have been to school
Yeah that was a dumb statement, should have just pointed it out neutrally.

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 05:03 PM
I mean yeah I'm not seriously sketching up plans for how I'm gonna approach things just entertaining ideas. Also I'm pretty sure we share the same free periods so makes it super convenient to ask her out for coffee.
Friendo, I'm going to make this even simpler. Right now there are probably boys at your school who get laid. Ask yourself, how do they act, what do they do? And maybe do some of that.

black1blade
March 1st, 2017, 05:03 PM
Anyway whatever it's cool guys.

Sunara
March 1st, 2017, 05:04 PM
I mean I don't follow the advice of random people on the internet anyway so lol.
But random people on the internet have the best advice.... T.T

But we aren't exactly random...

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 05:05 PM
yeah that's more for internet dating than in-person dating

maybe this is a cultural difference but idk springing LETS GO DATE on someone without prior demonstration for any reason on why the hell they should has a success rate on the same level of LETS FUCK in my experience

not that i tried the latter

sober

black1blade
March 1st, 2017, 05:06 PM
Friendo, I'm going to make this even simpler. Right now there are probably boys at your school who get laid. Ask yourself, how do they act, what do they do? And maybe do some of that.
Like complete dicks most of them? I mean one of my geeky friends got laid and he's the more gentlemanly type. I don't want to be mr popular anyway and I'm already attractive to a certain extent to a certain niche taste although self physical self betterment would still be a good idea.

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But random people on the internet have the best advice.... T.T

But we aren't exactly random...
But it's random thought though.

Gl❀w
March 1st, 2017, 05:06 PM
maybe this is a cultural difference but idk springing LETS GO DATE on someone without prior demonstration for any reason on why the hell they should has a success rate on the same level of LETS FUCK in my experience

not that i tried the latter

sober
he literally said that they have interacted prior to this and they seem to have at least some similar tastes in music or some shit

you don't have to know a person's whole backstory and interest catalogue to get coffee with them

that's what coffee dates are for in the first place

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 05:06 PM
you know i think i identified the problem

maybe i should work out

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 05:07 PM
maybe this is a cultural difference but idk springing LETS GO DATE on someone without prior demonstration for any reason on why the hell they should has a success rate on the same level of LETS FUCK in my experience

not that i tried the latter

sober
Let's fuck.

Historia
March 1st, 2017, 05:08 PM
.

my summoning worked

black1blade
March 1st, 2017, 05:08 PM
Which is why I brought it up because it was a random thought. Just for clarity totally different girl than a few weeks ago. Well they are friends and we did all go to the same primary but details details. Also year 5 is when we were 10 years old, that's why it was hilarious.

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 05:08 PM
shirtless pics or gtfo frosty

2Bad
March 1st, 2017, 05:08 PM
maybe this is a cultural difference but idk springing LETS GO DATE on someone without prior demonstration for any reason on why the hell they should has a success rate on the same level of LETS FUCK in my experience

not that i tried the latter

sober

The latter worked once, though yes, alcohol was involved

just Beamu
March 1st, 2017, 05:08 PM
maybe this is a cultural difference but idk springing LETS GO DATE on someone without prior demonstration for any reason on why the hell they should has a success rate on the same level of LETS FUCK in my experience

not that i tried the latter

sober
asking for coffee is like the most basic form of asking somebody out tho if they already get along reasonably well like he says

Zurvan
March 1st, 2017, 05:09 PM
yeah that's more for internet dating than in-person dating
It translates to both in my experience.
It's kinda in the middle, you do want to know the person a bit, not like that random collegue from another building. But you don't need to really know one another either.

That said I only have my own experience to draw from, and I'd be more inclined to believe glow or lace.
Regardless, b1b, just ask her out for coffee or something along those lines. Bond with people while on dates, just dont be a creep.

Late to the party, dont bother reading this

black1blade
March 1st, 2017, 05:09 PM
We also have pretty high level english banter. In fact english class is a setting in which I really shine so maybe that's why I took it.

Lace
March 1st, 2017, 05:10 PM
like idk, general question to my fellow girls

if a dude/girl you know on a surface level (colleague, schoolmate, internet forum vm thirster) asks you out are you generally inclined to say yes or no

i dont know anybody who errs on the side of yes there but maybe yall can convince me otherwise

except for one, the only guys that have asked me out on a date weren't even surface level acquaintances, just literal strangers

feels bad

black1blade
March 1st, 2017, 05:10 PM
There's a guy in that english class who blatantly fancies me so it's a bit awk sometimes.

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 05:11 PM
give us more insight to assess the situation then b1b

youre the forum experiment now

for science

Strife ❤️
March 1st, 2017, 05:12 PM
asdf this reminds me of the guy trying to hook me up with his friend yesterday

pls

black1blade
March 1st, 2017, 05:12 PM
But lit is the sort of class where you can inadvertently make your tastes very clear XD, especially when the course subject is love and relationships.

2Bad
March 1st, 2017, 05:12 PM
Well I suppose I should clarify maybe don't literally ask for coffee because you're a high schooler and not an office worker in the back half of your 20s but still

Historia
March 1st, 2017, 05:12 PM
feels bad

look on the bright side

at least you get asked out

black1blade
March 1st, 2017, 05:13 PM
give us more insight to assess the situation then b1b

youre the forum experiment now

for science
Grant us eyes... grant us eyess!

Sunara
March 1st, 2017, 05:13 PM
The whole "fuck this emotional constipation & let's fuck" only works if you're attracted to each other in the first place.
Sadly, I'm kind of already at that level.... -.-;


my summoning worked
I was coming here anyway to post about my sexy Rin hair....
I don't know why you need my advice on the matter.... or want it. O.o?

Sadly, I have to run away to work shortly. Later peeps.

black1blade
March 1st, 2017, 05:14 PM
Well I suppose I should clarify maybe don't literally ask for coffee because you're a high schooler and not an office worker in the back half of your 20s but still
I mean pretty sure everyone goes for a cheeky costa during break and their frees so it wouldn't feel too unnatural.

Kirby
March 1st, 2017, 05:15 PM
Someone explain coffee dates to me, the only knowledge I have of dating comes from weeb media

Strife ❤️
March 1st, 2017, 05:15 PM
You drink coffee and speak to the other person

Historia
March 1st, 2017, 05:16 PM
Someone explain coffee dates to me, the only knowledge I have of dating comes from weeb media

no

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 05:16 PM
Grant us eyes... grant us eyess!

how long do you know her

you just talk during class or on break

topics

she does anything noticable when talking to you, play with her hair, initiate body contact (hugs, punchies, biting)

if she talks about relationship stuff with you its usually not exactly a sign of being a turnoff unless youre an uninvolved third in that conversation so hey even if its Funny Jokes

Kirby
March 1st, 2017, 05:16 PM
You drink coffee and speak to the other person
That's it?

2Bad
March 1st, 2017, 05:17 PM
I mean pretty sure everyone goes for a cheeky costa during break and their frees so it wouldn't feel too unnatural.

English motherfucker

Historia
March 1st, 2017, 05:17 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZmw0byil1M

Lace
March 1st, 2017, 05:17 PM
PUNCHIES

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 05:17 PM
Someone explain coffee dates to me, the only knowledge I have of dating comes from weeb media

you meet up together and then after you run out of conversation topics after 10 minutes when you realize you have nothing in common she starts playing with her phone and you wish for the sweet release of death

Zurvan
March 1st, 2017, 05:18 PM
That's it?

If you have a fun personality you might even bond

just Beamu
March 1st, 2017, 05:18 PM
she does anything noticable when talking to you, play with her hair, initiate body contact (hugs, punchies, biting)
do you enjoy being punched

Sunara
March 1st, 2017, 05:19 PM
like idk, general question to my fellow girls

if a dude/girl you know on a surface level (colleague, schoolmate, internet forum vm thirster) asks you out are you generally inclined to say yes or no

i dont know anybody who errs on the side of yes there but maybe yall can convince me otherwise
I'm not exactly a "normal" girl but I tend to shoot them down unless I think they are cute. Usually they tend to ask me in creepy locations (buses, trains, etc.) where even if you were decent, I'd still say no because "really?" I once had a guy throw a fit because I said "no" and I told him off.

I do like to know the guys a little bit before-hand.

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 05:19 PM
do you enjoy being punched

no but literally every girl i hit on in hs-age bit me until i turned blue

i guess this is the wisdom teeth age and they need to test them idk

Historia
March 1st, 2017, 05:20 PM
how long do you know her

you just talk during class or on break

topics

she does anything noticable when talking to you, play with her hair, initiate body contact (hugs, punchies, biting)

if she talks about relationship stuff with you its usually not exactly a sign of being a turnoff unless youre an uninvolved third in that conversation so hey even if its Funny Jokes

what if the relationship stuff she talks about is her boyfriend

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 05:21 PM
what if the relationship stuff she talks about is her boyfriend

yeah i mean theres 2 kinds of relationship talks

theres one thats funny theoreticals and theres please give me advice my Good Friend

Sunara
March 1st, 2017, 05:21 PM
how long do you know her

you just talk during class or on break

topics

she does anything noticable when talking to you, play with her hair, initiate body contact (hugs, punchies, biting)

if she talks about relationship stuff with you its usually not exactly a sign of being a turnoff unless youre an uninvolved third in that conversation so hey even if its Funny Jokes
Be careful about the body contact thing though. There are some people that initiate body contact with everyone. And some that hate being touched.

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 05:22 PM
yeah dont run your creepy spider fingers over a girl thats evidently not comfortable

just Beamu
March 1st, 2017, 05:22 PM
no but literally every girl i hit on in hs-age bit me until i turned blue

i guess this is the wisdom teeth age and they need to test them idk
human experimentation is bad

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 05:23 PM
unethical but it delivers results

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 05:24 PM
shirtless pics or gtfo frosty
http://i.imgur.com/piLgHjg.png

token expired

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 05:25 PM
yeah sure

Gl❀w
March 1st, 2017, 05:27 PM
how long do you know her

you just talk during class or on break

topics

she does anything noticable when talking to you, play with her hair, initiate body contact (hugs, punchies, biting)

if she talks about relationship stuff with you its usually not exactly a sign of being a turnoff unless youre an uninvolved third in that conversation so hey even if its Funny Jokesyou do realize that agreeing to a date isnt agreeing to a relationship, right

black1blade
March 1st, 2017, 05:27 PM
I mean she was girl bantering about us having been a thing when we were in year 9 and when I over heard my name, she was like "he likes the sounds of that". We also got into some bantery group conversation (all on monday btw) and we started talking about eye colour. I said that I rarely look into other people's eyes or notice what colour they are, while I starred into her eyes trying to work out what colour (I was just curious tbh). She was like "oh really because you're staring quite intently at mine at the moment and it's making me feel slightly uncomfortable". And yeah lol that sounds really bad but it's in the context of bants. We continued (with a couple others in convo) english bants for almost all rest of the lesson. Then today ran into her in common room around a bunch of other people and exchanged a bit of casual conversation with her when she was just next to the table I was sitting on (she had gone over to the computers behind as one of her DofE group members was working out the route or something). She sat down doing her work basically directly in my line of sight and I looked at her for a bit but I don't think she noticed me. Then when I was leaving the common room at lunch I walked past her going down the stairs. I was like "alright" but in a grunted somerset farmer impression voice (she says alright like that sometimes) but I don't think she heard me because headphones however we shared an intent tilting glance directly at each other as we walked past each other. We were both smiling intently. We have had some very minor flirting before and we've been friendly since almost the start of english back in sept. I hadn't really seen her since primary.

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 05:27 PM
yeah sure
Now, this isn't a charity.

No homo.

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 05:27 PM
you do realize that agreeing to a date isnt agreeing to a relationship, right
why not stack the chips

again i dont doubt the validity of your experience but i have mine too and its not exactly friendly towards just DAVAIing on people since theyre more likely to find that creepy and for a good reason

2Bad
March 1st, 2017, 05:28 PM
no but literally every girl i hit on in hs-age bit me until i turned blue

i guess this is the wisdom teeth age and they need to test them idk

What good are women if they can't tear flesh from bone with a single bite?

just Beamu
March 1st, 2017, 05:29 PM
text wall
this hurts

black1blade
March 1st, 2017, 05:30 PM
Be careful about the body contact thing though. There are some people that initiate body contact with everyone. And some that hate being touched.
Yeah honestly I'm not comfortable with random body contact at all.

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this hurts
I mean I kinda intentionally wrote it in a cringey way :P

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 05:32 PM
I mean I kinda intentionally wrote it in a cringey way :P
If you act autistic here you're only priming yourself to act autistic in real life.

black1blade
March 1st, 2017, 05:33 PM
I mean there's such a thing as separation between how you act online and how you act in real life.

Historia
March 1st, 2017, 05:33 PM
If you act autistic here you're only priming yourself to act autistic in real life.

whats that even mean anyway

black1blade
March 1st, 2017, 05:34 PM
I mean yeah I don't know many people who refer to autism online unironically.

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 05:38 PM
Less than charismatic behavior.

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I mean she was girl bantering about us having been a thing when we were in year 9 and when I over heard my name, she was like "he likes the sounds of that". We also got into some bantery group conversation (all on monday btw) and we started talking about eye colour. I said that I rarely look into other people's eyes or notice what colour they are, while I starred into her eyes trying to work out what colour (I was just curious tbh). She was like "oh really because you're staring quite intently at mine at the moment and it's making me feel slightly uncomfortable". And yeah lol that sounds really bad but it's in the context of bants. We continued (with a couple others in convo) english bants for almost all rest of the lesson. Then today ran into her in common room around a bunch of other people and exchanged a bit of casual conversation with her when she was just next to the table I was sitting on (she had gone over to the computers behind as one of her DofE group members was working out the route or something). She sat down doing her work basically directly in my line of sight and I looked at her for a bit but I don't think she noticed me. Then when I was leaving the common room at lunch I walked past her going down the stairs. I was like "alright" but in a grunted somerset farmer impression voice (she says alright like that sometimes) but I don't think she heard me because headphones however we shared an intent tilting glance directly at each other as we walked past each other. We were both smiling intently. We have had some very minor flirting before and we've been friendly since almost the start of english back in sept. I hadn't really seen her since primary.
Keep this girl in mind, but go talk to another one first.

black1blade
March 1st, 2017, 05:42 PM
Another one... but like I'm most comfortable with her. I mean I do act a bit weirdly yeah but that's just how I am.

Lace
March 1st, 2017, 05:42 PM
wow, I never knew you were a dating god frosty

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 05:44 PM
Another one... but like I'm most comfortable with her. I mean I do act a bit weirdly yeah but that's just how I am.
Dude, you think you're the only boy she has in mind? The only one she talks to?

You're not marrying this girl. Just go see what other people have to offer, even if it's only a five minute conversation.

black1blade
March 1st, 2017, 05:47 PM
Like the good thing is that I don't have too much emotional stake in her anyway she's just someone I get on with and find reasonably attractive but yeah just gonna play it by ear and see how things go then maybe ask out for coffee depending but whatever.

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Dude, you think you're the only boy she has in mind? The only one she talks to?

You're not marrying this girl. Just go see what other people have to offer, even if it's only a five minute conversation.
I literally know pretty much all the girls I could possibly want to date and this just spontaneously came to my awareness as a fun and possible thing so might as well try it out yah?

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Also her name is fiona so nickname fig. My head is already brimming with date puns XD.

just Beamu
March 1st, 2017, 05:49 PM
you ever drink enough water that you wonder about water intoxication being a possible issue

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 05:51 PM
i dont drink water

just Beamu
March 1st, 2017, 05:54 PM
I might drink too much

Spinach
March 1st, 2017, 05:57 PM
Thirst King descends

Talk to me b1b, I'll teach you the way

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 05:57 PM
fuck off i want to make this a hat trick

Zurvan
March 1st, 2017, 05:58 PM
hat trick

story?

Spinach
March 1st, 2017, 05:59 PM
fuck off i want to make this a hat trick

That combo's gonna drop like I drop panties

my own panties, that I stole from my sister, and wear in the bathroom when I'm home alone

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 06:00 PM
i thought dropping combos was your specialty netplayer

Spinach
March 1st, 2017, 06:01 PM
I'm an expert on dropped combos, and yours dropped before it even began

Lace
March 1st, 2017, 06:01 PM
I was innocencently quoting when I'm hit with a blacktext I can never unsee

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 06:02 PM
i just thought that was part of the normal post since it shows up on stream

Spinach
March 1st, 2017, 06:02 PM
Blacktext is the command grab of BL mixups

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 06:03 PM
you could say its optional, to select it

Spinach
March 1st, 2017, 06:04 PM
I've never seen an offensive OS that uses cmd grabs, teach me it

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 06:05 PM
dont os usally go with grabs

i dont even play these games dude xD

Spinach
March 1st, 2017, 06:06 PM
The world of OS is as deep and vast as your mother's

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 06:07 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ZKJzdt0.jpg

Strife ❤️
March 1st, 2017, 06:08 PM
New Avatar.

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 06:08 PM
The world of OS is as deep and vast as your mother's

first you talk to her all nice and then you insult her

i dont appreciate people playing my mom

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New Avatar.

id get a new one but kuzu no honk honk main girl doesnt get good art

Neir
March 1st, 2017, 06:09 PM
wow, I never knew you were a dating god frosty

Frosty is literally drowning in bitches

Spinach
March 1st, 2017, 06:09 PM
first you talk to her all nice and then you insult her

i dont appreciate people playing my mom

Hey man, I'm a player and she's a game...

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 06:10 PM
I3uster's mom is a treasure.

That we've all experienced at least once.

Polly
March 1st, 2017, 06:11 PM
The actual player has arrived. Hi.

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 06:12 PM
okay petri is the only bler whos allowed to crash at my house from now on

because he can treat my mom with respect

you dicks

Lace
March 1st, 2017, 06:12 PM
I see how it is I3uster

Zurvan
March 1st, 2017, 06:13 PM
I feel hurt

Spinach
March 1st, 2017, 06:13 PM
okay petri is the only bler whos allowed to crash at my house from now on

because he can treat my mom with respect

you dicks

I'll respectfully hook arms with her and walk her across the street

to get to the hotel on the other side

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 06:13 PM
I see how it is I3uster

i can at least introduce you two on neutral ground

Polly
March 1st, 2017, 06:13 PM
What's the deal with Buster's mum?

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 06:14 PM
NOT YOU TOO POLLY

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 06:15 PM
okay petri is the only bler whos allowed to crash at my house from now on

because he can treat my mom with respect

you dicks
Perfectly alright.

I've no trouble entertaining her at my place.

Spinach
March 1st, 2017, 06:15 PM
What's the deal with Buster's mum?

Take three steps in the other direction, I don't want to bury you

Zurvan
March 1st, 2017, 06:15 PM
And here I thought we had something i3uster

Polly
March 1st, 2017, 06:16 PM
NOT YOU TOO POLLY

What did I do?

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Take three steps in the other direction, I don't want to bury you

Your weak pale ass couldn't bury me if I was already dead and lying next to a freshly dug hole in the ground.

Strife ❤️
March 1st, 2017, 06:17 PM
Polly bullies me

Marmadillo
March 1st, 2017, 06:18 PM
i don't know anything about i3 mom, pls send pics

SeiKeo
March 1st, 2017, 06:18 PM
Your weak pale ass couldn't bury me if I was already dead and lying next to a freshly dug hole in the ground.
Spinach, letting you down one last time.

Polly
March 1st, 2017, 06:19 PM
Polly bullies me

Yeah but I only do that to the people I like. Everybody knows that.

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Spinach, letting you down one last time.

Speaks you, the person who failed to come and visit while in Europe :(

Historia
March 1st, 2017, 06:19 PM
good im safe then

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 06:20 PM
Take three steps in the other direction, I don't want to bury you
Back to back, ten paces.

It's high noon.

Two men ready to die over a twopenny whore.

Spinach
March 1st, 2017, 06:20 PM
Your weak pale ass couldn't bury me if I was already dead and lying next to a freshly dug hole in the ground.

Aren't I 2-3 heads taller than you and about double your weight?

http://i.imgur.com/oWvF5gU.png

just Beamu
March 1st, 2017, 06:20 PM
Yeah but I only do that to the people I like. Everybody knows that.
tfw when never bullied by polly

Polly
March 1st, 2017, 06:21 PM
Aren't I 2-3 heads taller than you and about double your weight?

http://i.imgur.com/oWvF5gU.png

Haven't I practised two different martial arts for a total of 4/5 years?

Spinach
March 1st, 2017, 06:22 PM
Haven't I practised two different martial arts for a total of 4/5 years?

Alright tough girl, I guess our first date will be a dance

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 06:22 PM
if you throw down tell us when im gonna set up a betting pool

Polly
March 1st, 2017, 06:23 PM
Alright tough girl, I guess our first date will be a dance

Lovely, I am looking forward to you coming over.

Spinach
March 1st, 2017, 06:23 PM
been a while since someone has bet on one of my fights

Strife ❤️
March 1st, 2017, 06:24 PM
I bet on Polly.

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 06:24 PM
"He saw men killed with guns and with knives and with ropes and he saw women fought over to the death whose value they themselves set at two dollars."

Marmadillo
March 1st, 2017, 06:25 PM
Lovely, I am looking forward to you coming over.
nuh-uh, let's be fair, neutral ground
let's go to africa

Polly
March 1st, 2017, 06:25 PM
been a while since someone has bet on one of my fights

Is it because you were losing all of them?

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 06:26 PM
not even waiting for the quota...

Spinach
March 1st, 2017, 06:27 PM
Is it because you were losing all of them?

going to the usual places every other night got a lot harder once i moved 90 minutes away

Polly
March 1st, 2017, 06:28 PM
going to the usual places every other night got a lot harder once i moved 90 minutes away

Excuses, excuses.

Are you also gonna find an excuse for when the time comes for the two of us to dance?

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 06:29 PM
not even waiting for the quota...
I'm going all in on Spinach.

My accountant will be in touch.

Spinach
March 1st, 2017, 06:30 PM
Excuses, excuses.

Are you also gonna find an excuse for when the time comes for the two of us to dance?

I've been cooking this one up for a while

"Flights are expensive"

Ain't it a beauty

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 06:31 PM
And in case he doesn't make it I'm his second.

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Polly is entitled to one as well, unless she's simply that confident.

Spinach
March 1st, 2017, 06:32 PM
I always knew I could count on you frosty

Polly
March 1st, 2017, 06:32 PM
I've been cooking this one up for a while

"Flights are expensive"

Ain't it a beauty

It is.

But would you reconsider the expense,

If I were to fight fully naked?

Spinach
March 1st, 2017, 06:33 PM
Keep your clothes on until the 2nd date at least Polly

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 06:37 PM
I want to purchase a Harrier.

Polly
March 1st, 2017, 06:37 PM
It's a fight, not a date.

But alright,

A full-body armour it is.

Marmadillo
March 1st, 2017, 06:38 PM
I want to purchase a Harrier.
but...consider f35b instead

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 06:43 PM
but...consider f35b instead
I want a plane to fly, not marry.

Just think, the F-35 might receive AI systems in the next half-century. I would be all over that.

Spinach
March 1st, 2017, 06:43 PM
It's a fight, not a date.

??

?????

?

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 06:46 PM
What's the difference, OP?

Both get your heart pumping and start a stirring in the loins.

I3uster
March 1st, 2017, 06:51 PM
are you usually bloody after going on dates frosty

wait

dont answer

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 06:53 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Jw44Xz0.jpg

SeiKeo
March 1st, 2017, 06:55 PM
Yeah but I only do that to the people I like. Everybody knows that.

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Speaks you, the person who failed to come and visit while in Europe :(
I was let down by a plane harshly.

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 06:58 PM
http://i.imgur.com/sGfxaGI.png

Everyone, this is White Len. Say something nice about her.

GhostDIGIT
March 1st, 2017, 06:59 PM
She has nice eyes.

Snow
March 1st, 2017, 07:03 PM
maybe this is a cultural difference but idk springing LETS GO DATE on someone without prior demonstration for any reason on why the hell they should has a success rate on the same level of LETS FUCK in my experience

not that i tried the latter

sober

I have to agree. This is Euro, a cultured and reserved place.

Lace
March 1st, 2017, 07:14 PM
http://i.imgur.com/sGfxaGI.png

Everyone, this is White Len. Say something nice about her.

Destroy me W. Len

Spinach
March 1st, 2017, 07:19 PM
http://i.imgur.com/sGfxaGI.png

Everyone, this is White Len. Say something nice about her.

837079107439640576

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 07:22 PM
だめですよ。

GhostDIGIT
March 1st, 2017, 07:23 PM
nero chaos and his deer keep fucking me up

Marmadillo
March 1st, 2017, 07:28 PM
http://i.imgur.com/sGfxaGI.png

Everyone, this is White Len. Say something nice about her.
You look very young for your age.

Neir
March 1st, 2017, 08:47 PM
Horizon is taking a long time to install... at this rate I won't get to try it tonight.

asterism42
March 1st, 2017, 09:57 PM
http://i.imgur.com/sGfxaGI.png

Everyone, this is White Len. Say something nice about her.I never say anything nice about anyone ever.

Saiga
March 1st, 2017, 10:23 PM
I'm mad late on this but I am with Buster on the dating thing. His experiences seem to line up with mone a lot more.

I don't know many girls who go on dates with people they don't already know, in my experience it does come off as weird or creepy. Especially if you're not conventionally attractive, it sounds like a terrible approach for those that are.

just Beamu
March 1st, 2017, 10:25 PM
I mean I'd probably trust the married person moreso in terms of advice but

Saiga
March 1st, 2017, 10:28 PM
Shouldn't I be trusted on my comments of how to fail then? :^)

Spinach
March 1st, 2017, 10:33 PM
Is this it

the defeat teaches more than victory tech?

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 10:35 PM
Just like in fighting games, you'll lose but you have to learn to love it.

Spinach
March 1st, 2017, 10:36 PM
How many times did you get 40-0'd before you got a gf, lads?

SeiKeo
March 1st, 2017, 10:37 PM
How many times did you get 40-0'd before you got a gf, lads?
stacked pool gg

Frostyvale
March 1st, 2017, 10:39 PM
How many times did you get 40-0'd before you got a gf, lads?
The legends speak of a thing, known in the common parlance as a girlfriend, that materializes when you achieve the 1/2/3/4.

Hushed whispers on /fit/ suggest that this might be a lie.

Saiga
March 1st, 2017, 10:48 PM
Also, techinically Strife's method has worked more often for me than Glow's.

Doing nothing is clearly the superior path.

Five_X
March 1st, 2017, 10:48 PM
As someone who's in very recent memory (see: this thread, earlier pages) met a girl, chatted with her for a bit, got her number and asked her out, surprisingly it's a thing that actually works. BIB is obviously more than acquaintances with this girl, he'd just be just asking her on a date, it's literally nothing. He's not asking her to 'go steady' as the kids these days put it. Just go for it.

If she says yes, that's great, you've got something. If she says no, it is what it is, and you move on.

Saiga
March 1st, 2017, 10:52 PM
Oh yeah in the case of B1B I was thinking it sounds worth a shot

But Glow's advice just seemed too simplistic and not applicable to everyone so I'm with Buster there

2Bad
March 1st, 2017, 10:55 PM
Just

Ask

Arashi_Leonhart
March 1st, 2017, 11:16 PM
I always just find myself in relationships without any distinctive moment when it happens.

Makes figuring out anniversaries amusing.

Five_X
March 1st, 2017, 11:22 PM
I always just find myself in relationships without any distinctive moment when it happens.

Don't let your girlfriend see this post!

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your secret is safe with us