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Polly
March 27th, 2017, 02:19 AM
do what i do

dont get up

I've been doing that for the last 3 weeks

Apparently things arent quite alright with my brain thing.

Now I'm off to school with a buttered piece of toast in my mouth.

R.Lock
March 27th, 2017, 02:47 AM
I still regret forgetting about Pi day.

At least, there's another math related day in just a few days.

Lace
March 27th, 2017, 02:49 AM
I've been doing that for the last 3 weeks

Apparently things arent quite alright with my brain thing.

Now I'm off to school with a buttered piece of toast in my mouth.

pets you

Skull
March 27th, 2017, 03:04 AM
So tired. Can't sleep.

Wrapped in a blanket on the sofa.

just Beamu
March 27th, 2017, 03:19 AM
I never sleep, you'll get used to it

Saiga
March 27th, 2017, 03:49 AM
I'm laughing

how did I just discover this video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e99JGvpVJ7s

some of these are quite interesting

papapa is hilarious though

Pillzman
March 27th, 2017, 03:52 AM
going to sleep at 5am on a sunday, this is life

mewarmo990
March 27th, 2017, 04:04 AM
I'm laughing

how did I just discover this video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e99JGvpVJ7ssome of these are quite interesting

papapa is hilarious though

subs for the HK "itchy" answer are slightly off... She does first mention that a girl might say she's "itchy", followed by "because if she had an itch she could scratch herself, she wouldn't tell you, right?"

Saiga
March 27th, 2017, 04:08 AM
That's even better

Polly
March 27th, 2017, 04:19 AM
pets you

*purr*

:3

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I never sleep, you'll get used to it

Have you tried visiting a doctor and/or getting some sleeping pills?

Skull
March 27th, 2017, 04:24 AM
Omigosh, Johnny Rotten is on the morning news. O_O

Somebody catch me if I faint!

just Beamu
March 27th, 2017, 04:29 AM
Have you tried visiting a doctor and/or getting some sleeping pills?
Yes. Sleeping pills used to help but I've been using them so long that they've mostly lost any affect

Polly
March 27th, 2017, 04:34 AM
Time to visit the doc again? :(

just Beamu
March 27th, 2017, 04:36 AM
Maybe? Strangely I've slept marginally better than usual lately

Sunara
March 27th, 2017, 04:38 AM
wedding and bills
??? I thought you were already married? O.o?

Saiga
March 27th, 2017, 04:53 AM
??? I thought you were already married? O.o?

re-enactment

because why blow all that dough just once??

Gl❀w
March 27th, 2017, 04:54 AM
its for my dog

she and the poodle down the street fell in love

they want a june ceremony

Sunara
March 27th, 2017, 05:09 AM
@Thread
What's worse, dating your best friend or being best friends with your ex?
Probably being best friends with your ex? Because you'd always still have feelings for each other that might impact the friendship?
Or might impact future relationships?

There are some days, just being friends with the guy I like, is torture. Usually those are our "off" days... where we just stare at each other and are unsure what to say. But there are other days when it is the best thing ever. Where his presence, attention, and humor cheer me up & makes it wonderful.

It can be awkward because my desire is still there for more. And the uncertainty of what he "really" feels and where we're going drives me nuts. Whether he'd ever want more. Nevermind the fear that he'd get stolen away even though it is his choice & I have to respect that. So I just give him his space so he can do what he wants & hope he includes me.

However, he's not my ex. Pretty sure you have to date first to achieve that status. Or have an official romantic/sexual relationship.
And periodically remind him that he's a sexy ninja. X3
And before anyone says anything, I'm fine. I'm just letting things flow naturally. If it develops into something, great. If not, I'll enjoy it while it lasts and find someone else eventually.

I agree with the others; ideally, the person you are dating/having a relationship with should be your best friend. You should be able to talk about anything, be honest & trust each other, love & respect, etc etc. And having common interest, hobbies, etc are good.

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its for my dog

she and the poodle down the street fell in love

they want a june ceremony
Ok. To each their own I guess? -.-;

I'd like to know how you know they'd want a June one but meh.

Keep your secrets... lol.

Saiga
March 27th, 2017, 05:19 AM
its for my dog

she and the poodle down the street fell in love

they want a june ceremony

you spoil that dog

I just tell mine that she's ugly and no-one loves her

Pillzman
March 27th, 2017, 05:23 AM
its for my dog

she and the poodle down the street fell in love

they want a june ceremony

deadass?

Gl❀w
March 27th, 2017, 05:24 AM
deadass?

fuck no

Sunara
March 27th, 2017, 05:31 AM
I probably should go pass out soon.... its been 24 hours since this migraine started. X.x

Can't think to save my life.

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deadass?
??? Why do I automatically assume that is the name of a pet and wonder about the person that would name their pet that....? -.-;

Saiga
March 27th, 2017, 05:55 AM
don't worry I had the exact same thought

Snow
March 27th, 2017, 06:35 AM
I would.

Gl❀w
March 27th, 2017, 06:36 AM
dw snow i respect you for it

Spinach
March 27th, 2017, 07:04 AM
Post best pets with bad names

I had a dog named Nuisance

Lace
March 27th, 2017, 07:08 AM
I had a cat named Joker

Gl❀w
March 27th, 2017, 07:09 AM
we had a dachshund named raisin

Lace
March 27th, 2017, 07:10 AM
and a dog named Fatty..

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now Glow I see no raisin to call your dog such

Snow
March 27th, 2017, 07:22 AM
Aunt's late siberian was called Keko. Cute name, but silly.

Spinach
March 27th, 2017, 07:29 AM
These aren't bad names

I also had a dog named Mange since his face looked fucked up and we thought he had mange

Skull
March 27th, 2017, 07:30 AM
I once had a rabbit called Wednesday.

Why was it called that, I dunno.

Ivan The Mouse
March 27th, 2017, 08:00 AM
All things must come to an end.

Nikiri
March 27th, 2017, 08:09 AM
something ends, something begins

Five_X
March 27th, 2017, 08:30 AM
I had a cat named Mr. Kitty

My friend nicknamed him Big Boss since he only had one eye, he was a good catto.

Frostyvale
March 27th, 2017, 08:43 AM
A cat named Cat.

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I had a cat named Mr. Kitty

My friend nicknamed him Big Boss since he only had one eye, he was a good catto.
>tfw ywn lose an eye and be nicknamed Big Boss
>why even live

mAc Chaos
March 27th, 2017, 08:48 AM
I once had two birds named Pain and Panic after the Hercules Disney movie characters.

Snow
March 27th, 2017, 08:48 AM
Ywn have your retainer gouge out your pox-ridden eye and fund a diplomatic mission to Portugal.

Spinach
March 27th, 2017, 09:03 AM
A cat named Cat.

Same lol

Saiga
March 27th, 2017, 09:03 AM
My parents' dog was originally named Evie, but is now Dog.

Zurvan
March 27th, 2017, 09:22 AM
My parents' dog name is Spam

mAc Chaos
March 27th, 2017, 09:36 AM
add doggy door
name it spam filter

AsGryffynn
March 27th, 2017, 09:52 AM
I once had two mice. I named them Bernardo and Bianca since it was fitting...

Bloble
March 27th, 2017, 10:14 AM
alright now that i've pissed away the long weekend playing pretend with internet friends

time to cram for two tests, write a lab report, and do an anatomical sketch in a day

Lace
March 27th, 2017, 10:26 AM
good luck buddy

Bloble
March 27th, 2017, 10:36 AM
good luck buddy

ty

if i die, you can inherit my shit taste and poor judgement

Lace
March 27th, 2017, 10:47 AM
jokes on you, my taste can't get more shit

asterism42
March 27th, 2017, 11:13 AM
My cat's name is Mimi, but my brother calls her Sausage.

You may decide which is worse.

Five_X
March 27th, 2017, 11:25 AM
Sausage is an adorable pet name.

SeiKeo
March 27th, 2017, 11:30 AM
Post best pets with bad names

I had a dog named Nuisance
My dad calls my cat Blackie because she's black.

Kirby
March 27th, 2017, 11:33 AM
Our dog's named 豆豆, which translates approximately to "Beans"

just Beamu
March 27th, 2017, 12:19 PM
My dad calls my cat Blackie because she's black.
Same but my mom with our old black labrador

Nacho the Doritosedge
March 27th, 2017, 12:36 PM
add doggy door
name it spam filter
Underrated post

Strife ❤️
March 27th, 2017, 02:16 PM
https://i.imgur.com/8KJAIpr.jpg

Gl❀w
March 27th, 2017, 03:21 PM
My dad calls my cat Blackie because she's black.

we once had a cat named Paws

AsGryffynn
March 27th, 2017, 03:27 PM
we once had a cat named Paws

Doesn't get more bland than my aunt's dog Dogi...

just Beamu
March 27th, 2017, 03:37 PM
leo what actually is your cat's name

Strife ❤️
March 27th, 2017, 03:47 PM
El Gato

Snow
March 27th, 2017, 04:01 PM
It's Bob.

Sunara
March 27th, 2017, 04:02 PM
jokes on you, my taste can't get more shit
Mine is rather shit taste too. I was the only one of my friends that liked Touka Gettan.

As for pets, I feel like renaming my family's dog Asshole PP.

Also, I really wish my tub had a heat adjustment feature.

asterism42
March 27th, 2017, 04:27 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3lPxwct2sk

Scarpia's such a creep

Five_X
March 27th, 2017, 04:34 PM
https://i.imgur.com/8KJAIpr.jpg

I'll take the walnuts actually please

Strife ❤️
March 27th, 2017, 04:42 PM
I'll take the walnuts actually please

http://i.imgur.com/aSGkS3m.png

asterism42
March 27th, 2017, 04:45 PM
http://i.imgur.com/aSGkS3m.pngWas about to say "damn straight" before the absurdity of doing so struck me.

Historia
March 27th, 2017, 05:03 PM
damn straight

Five_X
March 27th, 2017, 05:36 PM
http://i.imgur.com/aSGkS3m.png

@everyone

Spinach
March 27th, 2017, 07:56 PM
Lol I'm not gay, f u

asterism42
March 27th, 2017, 07:59 PM
Lol I'm not gay, f uIf having sex with men makes me gay, then I'm gay.

Mattias
March 27th, 2017, 08:15 PM
Fucking Angel Beats gets me every goddamn time.

All I wanted to do was watch the last episode for that fade away ending since Gundam reminds me of it, and now I'm tearing up.

Lace
March 27th, 2017, 08:25 PM
If having sex with men makes me gay, then I'm gay.

you're a cool guy I like you

Arashi_Leonhart
March 27th, 2017, 08:26 PM
Fucking Angel Beats gets me every goddamn time.

All I wanted to do was watch the last episode for that fade away ending since Gundam reminds me of it, and now I'm tearing up.
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/4chan+s+being+sentimental_cc1fac_5092423.png

Mattias
March 27th, 2017, 08:40 PM
Now they're back. Fuck.

Historia
March 27th, 2017, 08:50 PM
Well, that sucks.

Daisuke Sato died yesterday. You know, the author of Highschool of the Dead.

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Makes me curious how many other mangas were unfinished before their author's deaths.

I hope Miura won't become one of those.

Mattias
March 27th, 2017, 09:24 PM
Not a manga (or originally one, I guess) but Familiar of Zero had the author die last(?) year.

Raylen Cypher
March 27th, 2017, 09:25 PM
Not a manga (or originally one, I guess) but Familiar of Zero had the author die last(?) year.

He died in April of 2014.

Mattias
March 27th, 2017, 10:14 PM
That long ago? Time flies.

Raylen Cypher
March 27th, 2017, 10:22 PM
Yeah, and ZnT LN (yes the original source) was finished a while back. He left his notes/details of how he was going to end it to his editors/staff on his hospital bed.

Skull
March 28th, 2017, 02:57 AM
Doing my morning stretches.

I must be getting old, my body is so stiff in the morning.

Spinach
March 28th, 2017, 04:23 AM
My final meal in Japan is kebab and there's nothing you can do stop me.

GhostDIGIT
March 28th, 2017, 04:24 AM
okay

Seika
March 28th, 2017, 04:35 AM
Remove kebab.

GhostDIGIT
March 28th, 2017, 04:37 AM
You lead the reconquista while I manage the crusades?

Spinach
March 28th, 2017, 04:58 AM
Guys I have a thing for uniforms with pencil skirts

And also Japanese women but we all already knew that


Remove kebab.

My face when kebab all over Tokyo

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My new fetish is flight stewardess

It's also my only fetish of non 2d origins

Snow
March 28th, 2017, 05:06 AM
I remember a movie like that...

Lace
March 28th, 2017, 05:18 AM
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/224448709587501056/296099416190746624/C79-2xsVwAAvnp_.jpg

Seika
March 28th, 2017, 05:21 AM
My face when kebab all over TokyoI really don't know if it's the same in the U.S. - do you have the tradition that kebabs are what you buy from questionable vans while you're going around drunk at night?

(Haha, wow, Hassan's literally has its own category (http://oxfordstudent.com/tag/hassans/) in OxStu).


Whether you pledge allegiance to Hussain’s, Ahmed’s, or Hassan’s, you know you’ll be getting a pretty good deal either way. We won’t go into the politics of college kebab alliances.

Broad Street kebab vendor Hassan Elouahabi has been made an honourary member of Lincoln JCR. The motion, passed with a single vote against, gives him privileges including the right to attend and vote at meetings.

The submission to the JCR commended Mr Elouhabi for his ‘service to our establishment’, arguing that he deserved ‘thanks and gratitude’ in the form of honourary membership.


A motion has been proposed in OUSU Council to nationalise kebab vans under workers’ control.

The motion, proposed by Nathan Akehurst – a third year History and Politics student at Lincoln – and James Elliott – a first year Teddy Hall Historian – notes that kebab vans are “essential part of Oxford life.”

The motion resolves to “commit to the forced collectivization of Andrew Hamilton’s estimated 434k salary.” It is estimated this would buy every student “roughly six kebab van meals a year.”

According to the motion, Council further resolves: “Chips.”

Akehurst and Elliot also pose a critique of OUSU Council claiming in ‘Council notes’ that “more insightful political debate happens in a Hassan’s queue than OUSU Council.”

They further add that Council believes “a clear OUSU policy on kebab vans would fix OUSU’s image problems and make it directly relevant to student life.” This comes after what The Oxford Student described to be OUSU’s “nastiest election” last Michaelmas, in which OUSU came under fire for its relevance to student life.

When asked on the motion’s consequences, Akehurst commented: “We are not merely talking about nationalisation. We are talking about nationalization under workers’ control.”

He added: “This will assist jobs and growth, strengthen town-university relations and provide gloriously cheesy dollops of chips to legions of hungry undergraduates.”

Questioned on the quality of meat products at Kebab vans Akehurst explained: “Look, when it’s two in the morning and you’ve just got off the Park End cheese floor, who really gives a shit what you’re eating?”

Elliot. the motion’s seconder, added: “Kebab vans are a public good, so they can’t be left to the whims of the market. I’m from the North, and bloody well know that cheese should come with chips AND gravy.”

“While we aim to promote intersectionality, we felt that two blokes proposing something about nationalising without reference to liberation groups was more in keeping with Oxford’s sense of entitlement, privilege and my glorious red trousers,” he continued.

Although questions have been raised over the motion’s intersectionality, the proposer is adamant that “the liberation campaigns will back this proposal.”

He continued: “For what better way to celebrate smashing the patriarchy than which an extra large cheesy chips and garlic mayo, provided at the expense of the kyriarchic elite?”

The motion was, nevertheless, met with some criticism. When asked what they think about the nationalization of kebab vans, a kebab van owner who wished to remain anonymous asserted that it would not be “that bad.”

Upon clarifying this would make kebabs free, he expressed his disapproval for the idea.

Adam Smith’s, a kebab van on the High Street, made clear its objections. Its owner, in his The Kebab of Nations, writes: “Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this – do dog exchanges bones with another.”

It then adds “nationalizing kebab vans will deprive us of our basic natural right to bargain for chips.”

Oxford University Conservative Association President James Heywood has also expressed concerns.

Heywood, a Second Year Historian at Magdalen College, commented: “The motion is anathema to everything that is British in this world.”

He continued: “It smacks of totalitarian intrigue, and I would suggest that if Mr Akehurst’s bank accounts were to be investigated we may well find large installments from Pyongyang.”

“Apart from everything else, this is certainly not a motion OUCA could ever support as not once does it mention Margaret Thatcher.”

Strife ❤️
March 28th, 2017, 05:37 AM
._.

Seika
March 28th, 2017, 05:44 AM
I see Hussain's and Ahmed's also have their own tags, but they are far less populated, as is right.

(Wadham's just off Broad Street, so our allegiance was to Hassan).


This week saw the return of Ahmed’s kebab van to the High Street, marking the end of a dark and difficult period in the lives of Oxford students.

Ahmed’s kebab van returned to Oxford on 20th January, with most students having already been back for around two weeks. At first, worried students put it down to “traffic” or perhaps extended New Year’s celebrations, but when hours turned to days and days turned to a week, many had to resort to Mehdi’s for their late- night essay-crisis or post-Park End portion of cheesy chips.

Explaining his absence, Ahmed said that he “normally comes back a couple of days before term starts” but in December was “misinformed by some students that term started on the 20th […] and this led to a miscalculation,” which meant that his holiday in sunny Morocco lasted throughout 0th week. Ahmed also stated that he was “glad to be back” whilst simultaneously serving a coveted Univ/ Teddy Hall special.

Josh Calder-Travis, a second year at University College, commented that “Ahmed’s van is the core of Univ… Life was a little bleaker without him during those two weeks,” to which his room-mate Joe Prentice, added: “Yes… he’s a beautiful, beautiful man.”

It wasn’t just students who missed Ahmed’s. For Zeb Alam, part of the management of Royal Executive Cars, Ahmed’s has been the go-to place for a late night snack for the past 25 years. Alam swore that he went “nowhere else” in the few weeks that Ahmed’s was absent, confidently declaring that there was no other place that had reasonable prices, speedy and friendly service and food “cooked the right way”.

Arashi_Leonhart
March 28th, 2017, 05:59 AM
I really don't know if it's the same in the U.S. - do you have the tradition that kebabs are what you buy from questionable vans while you're going around drunk at night?

No, that's usually hot dogs or burritos.

Saiga
March 28th, 2017, 06:09 AM
I really don't know if it's the same in the U.S. - do you have the tradition that kebabs are what you buy from questionable vans while you're going around drunk at night?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cuSUSPbLSg

Five_X
March 28th, 2017, 08:24 AM
At last, it's finally Thursday, good morning to all

mAc Chaos
March 28th, 2017, 08:33 AM
I really don't know if it's the same in the U.S. - do you have the tradition that kebabs are what you buy from questionable vans while you're going around drunk at night?
There are kabob vans on the street in the cities that sell all sorts of food, but for college you order pizza. If you're at the bar, then it's nachos or wings.

Saiga
March 28th, 2017, 08:36 AM
At last, it's finally Thursday, good morning to all

it's not even wednesday you madman

mAc Chaos
March 28th, 2017, 08:43 AM
Well, amending that, it's mostly NYC and LA with the kabob vans -- philly has cheesesteak everywhere and baltimore lots of randomly exotic food like alligator.

Five_X
March 28th, 2017, 08:47 AM
it's not even wednesday you madman

Week ends when work ends, my friend. Working Sunday is good blasphemy practise.

Saiga
March 28th, 2017, 08:51 AM
Week ends when work ends, my friend. Working Sunday is good blasphemy practise.

that doesnt change the day of the week

Frostyvale
March 28th, 2017, 08:55 AM
Well, amending that, it's mostly NYC and LA with the kabob vans -- philly has cheesesteak everywhere and baltimore lots of randomly exotic food like alligator.
http://i.imgur.com/DAs0Fo2.png

mAc Chaos
March 28th, 2017, 09:40 AM
no, (you)

Polly
March 28th, 2017, 09:59 AM
Good morning

mAc Chaos
March 28th, 2017, 10:01 AM
ohio

Polly
March 28th, 2017, 10:23 AM
What does the Corn State have anything to do with this?

mAc Chaos
March 28th, 2017, 10:27 AM
its weeb for good morning

Polly
March 28th, 2017, 10:37 AM
Nerd.

Speaking of being a nerd, D&D when?

Historia
March 28th, 2017, 10:46 AM
Got a new 'gaming' mouse and its setting are in Japanese despite selecting English as default.

Am I weeaboo now.

Five_X
March 28th, 2017, 11:00 AM
Nerd.

Speaking of being a nerd, D&D when?

Right here, right now, in this thread. mAc is used to impromptu DMing, I'm sure, we can manage.

mAc Chaos
March 28th, 2017, 11:33 AM
Right here, right now, in this thread. mAc is used to impromptu DMing, I'm sure, we can manage.

You're drinking with Evelyn Octavia Hawthorne at the Bad Apple tavern, a small cozy pub with the aroma of ale soaked deep into the wood, when the door bursts into splinters and an orc wearing an eyepatch muscles in through its remains. A trio of brutish greenskins stomp in after him, knocking over tables and smashing dishware.

The eyepatched orc's single yellow eye sweeps over to the two of you as he unfurls two frayed parchments. On them are poorly scribbled pictures of you and Octavia, reading "WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE, FRANCESKA VON WICKENBURG" and "EVELYN OCTAVIA HAWTHORNE," respectively. The "ALIVE" part is smeared out.

"This here be the place, looks like," the eyepatch wearing orc grunts to his fellow brutes, lifting a massive greataxe and smashing it into your table. The table and everything on it is obliterated into a crater instantly. Dinner is ruined. "MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!"

Not their dinner though.

What do (You) do?

Strife ❤️
March 28th, 2017, 11:35 AM
You're drinking with Evelyn Octavia Hawthorne at the Bad Apple tavern, a small cozy pub with the aroma of ale soaked deep into the wood

Standard weekend really

SeiKeo
March 28th, 2017, 11:52 AM
Guys I have a thing for uniforms with pencil skirts

And also Japanese women but we all already knew that



My face when kebab all over Tokyo

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My new fetish is flight stewardess

It's also my only fetish of non 2d origins

My guy, you need to hit up Singapore Airlines once in your life.

AsGryffynn
March 28th, 2017, 12:05 PM
My guy, you need to hit up Singapore Airlines once in your life.

I am officially convinced there's a surplus of perverts at BL...

asterism42
March 28th, 2017, 12:10 PM
your fault for hanging around an eroge forum, bra

Lace
March 28th, 2017, 12:15 PM
I am officially convinced there's a surplus of perverts at BL...

why do you hate Yona

Bloble
March 28th, 2017, 12:17 PM
the feeling of having a test in two hours, and not nearly enough information in head to pass it

is this enlightenment?

Frostyvale
March 28th, 2017, 12:18 PM
I'm either going to be where I am in a few months or on an all expense paid vacation to the American south.

There's a lenface for this but I don't know what it is

Lace
March 28th, 2017, 12:22 PM
the feeling of having a test in two hours, and not nearly enough information in head to pass it

is this enlightenment?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295932931820486656/295934110583750657/ahahaha.PNG

Seika
March 28th, 2017, 12:27 PM
What the crap is going on with my internet that I have 450 ping to sodding London?

2Bad
March 28th, 2017, 12:38 PM
why do you hate Yona

Because it's about a lady.

Lace
March 28th, 2017, 12:39 PM
doubt.jpg

Vacha
March 28th, 2017, 12:40 PM
Welp, BL goin wonky again?:nobunobu:

Snow
March 28th, 2017, 01:02 PM
My guy, you need to hit up Singapore Airlines once in your life.
http://i.imgur.com/dPBFWrt.jpg
I would trust these women with my life. And to rip off a strip of beautifully patterned cloth from their skirts to bandage my bleeding extremities.

Five_X
March 28th, 2017, 01:10 PM
You're drinking with Evelyn Octavia Hawthorne at the Bad Apple tavern, a small cozy pub with the aroma of ale soaked deep into the wood, when the door bursts into splinters and an orc wearing an eyepatch muscles in through its remains. A trio of brutish greenskins stomp in after him, knocking over tables and smashing dishware.

The eyepatched orc's single yellow eye sweeps over to the two of you as he unfurls two frayed parchments. On them are poorly scribbled pictures of you and Octavia, reading "WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE, FRANCESKA VON WICKENBURG" and "EVELYN OCTAVIA HAWTHORNE," respectively. The "ALIVE" part is smeared out.

"This here be the place, looks like," the eyepatch wearing orc grunts to his fellow brutes, lifting a massive greataxe and smashing it into your table. The table and everything on it is obliterated into a crater instantly. Dinner is ruined. "MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!"

Not their dinner though.

What do (You) do?

"Halt, fiends!" I shout to the ravenous, terribly unkempt marauders. My hands slide to the half of my spear, leaning like a walking stick against my chair.

Brandishing the pointy end at their leather-clad bellies, I growl, "the first one of you to move an inch is going to be my dinner. Green pig on a spit."

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thankyuu mac

Strife ❤️
March 28th, 2017, 01:20 PM
I would trust these women with my life. And to rip off a strip of beautifully patterned cloth from their skirts to bandage my bleeding extremities.

My ex's mum was a Singapore Airlines stewardess and she wanted to be one too.

singaporeans are the bane of my life tbh

SeiKeo
March 28th, 2017, 01:23 PM
omg...

Frostyvale
March 28th, 2017, 02:40 PM
Green card or go home.

just Beamu
March 28th, 2017, 02:55 PM
My ex's mum was a Singapore Airlines stewardess and she wanted to be one too.

singaporeans are the bane of my life tbh
cruel

AsGryffynn
March 28th, 2017, 03:27 PM
your fault for hanging around an eroge forum, bra

Man I thought some people were able to watch sex without being pervs regarding it...


why do you hate Yona

Because Chiwawa, Pierrot, Korea and Mary Sue...


Because it's about a lady.

I am not that kind of person, mr ultraliberal...

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What the crap is going on with my internet that I have 450 ping to sodding London?

Out of curiosity, were you trying to play Halo, because servers are currently overrun with smurfs and companies...

Neir
March 28th, 2017, 03:33 PM
Wow you can literally feel the judgment

Snow
March 28th, 2017, 03:34 PM
http://i.imgur.com/BVvSaX0.png

Sunara
March 28th, 2017, 03:36 PM
At last, it's finally Thursday, good morning to all
How funny, it is also Thurs. for me too.

Of course.... this time next week, it'd be Wed. instead.

~~~~~


Man I thought some people were able to watch sex without being pervs regarding it...
Some do.... but whether they stay that way is another matter.

You hang around pervs enough, it becomes contagious.

AsGryffynn
March 28th, 2017, 03:48 PM
Thankfully, I have some Gin with me and it helps keep my mind tidy... Cannot say the same for the rest of the flat though...

Lace
March 28th, 2017, 04:12 PM
Because Chiwawa, Pierrot, Korea and Mary Sue..

I see...

well don't let me stop you...

Frostyvale
March 28th, 2017, 04:15 PM
I would preserve this moment for posterity.

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Where were you when Grimgar volume 10 was spoiled on /a/?

just Beamu
March 28th, 2017, 04:26 PM
Man I thought some people were able to watch sex without being pervs regarding it...



Because Chiwawa, Pierrot, Korea and Mary Sue...



I am not that kind of person, mr ultraliberal...

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Out of curiosity, were you trying to play Halo, because servers are currently overrun with smurfs and companies...
this is painful

Bloble
March 28th, 2017, 05:05 PM
this is painful

for you

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exam got DUNKED

im mad hyped to spend all night mashing out a half-assed lab report for tomorrow

got the overconcentrated coffee ready and everything

AsGryffynn
March 28th, 2017, 05:39 PM
this is painful

Pity I cannot visit. I would be another GOP Redneck around you...

asterism42
March 28th, 2017, 05:41 PM
http://i.imgur.com/dPBFWrt.jpg
I would trust these women with my life. And to rip off a strip of beautifully patterned cloth from their skirts to bandage my bleeding extremities.I am convinced that, like everyone else in the service industry, cabin crew have a deep and powerful hatred for all aspects of humanity.

Snow
March 28th, 2017, 06:04 PM
I am convinced that, like everyone else in the service industry, cabin crew have a deep and powerful hatred for all aspects of humanity.
Who would hate me, I'm supercute.

Polly
March 28th, 2017, 06:06 PM
Who would hate me, I'm supercute.

I hate you.

For being supercute.

asterism42
March 28th, 2017, 06:13 PM
Who would hate me, I'm supercute.One cutie cannot balance out dealing with a tsunami of assholery whilst being underpaid.

Lace
March 28th, 2017, 06:17 PM
I hate you.

For being supercute.

what if I told you I love you both, for being supercute

Gl❀w
March 28th, 2017, 06:18 PM
i always try to be super kind and considerate of service industry people because i know dat feel

just Beamu
March 28th, 2017, 06:22 PM
I avoid all interaction whenever possible

mAc Chaos
March 28th, 2017, 06:27 PM
ok_hand

Nacho the Doritosedge
March 28th, 2017, 06:30 PM
ok_hand
Yes famously Introverted mAc_Chaos, tell us about how you avoid human interaction

Polly
March 28th, 2017, 06:33 PM
what if I told you I love you both, for being supercute

I would call you a fool.

A cute fool.

mAc Chaos
March 28th, 2017, 06:34 PM
Yes famously Introverted mAc_Chaos, tell us about how you avoid human interaction
i pick arakune

the room empties itself

Lace
March 28th, 2017, 06:41 PM
alternatively pick noel

I heard good waifus are hated around these parts

Nacho the Doritosedge
March 28th, 2017, 07:00 PM
http://i.imgur.com/9ihSdKS.png

Snow
March 28th, 2017, 07:00 PM
her voice is annoying okay!

Bloble
March 28th, 2017, 07:18 PM
at least noel is real

the gundams are all fake and terrible

mAc Chaos
March 28th, 2017, 07:21 PM
so is 3d

you know how we feel about that here

Neir
March 28th, 2017, 07:32 PM
at least noel is real

the gundams are all fake and terrible

Kamille is a man's name!

Spinach
March 28th, 2017, 07:36 PM
@ Seika
I have literally never seen a kebab establishment in America in my 23 years of life

Also I missed my flight from Toronto to Nashville what up lmaoooo

Frostyvale
March 28th, 2017, 07:49 PM
There are, on this campus, two trucks that serve food of dubiously halal origin.

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so is 3d

you know how we feel about that here
http://i.imgur.com/CqSMVQe.png

Spinach
March 28th, 2017, 07:55 PM
Turks can't survive in the south. Not white enough. Kurds are a thing here though

They open burger restaurants

Frostyvale
March 28th, 2017, 08:06 PM
Turks are pretty white sometimes, but why do you need Turks to have kebab?

Skewer some meat, conceivably from a sheep or lamb, dump some suitably foreign spices on it and there's your baby.

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Well, that, or get an Iraqi chef.

Nacho the Doritosedge
March 28th, 2017, 08:16 PM
@ Seika
I have literally never seen a kebab establishment in America in my 23 years of life

Also I missed my flight from Toronto to Nashville what up lmaoooo
Go see Rikir

Do it, you won't.

Five_X
March 28th, 2017, 08:17 PM
If you've seen or eaten gyros or shawarma, you've essentially experienced kebab. From my experience, kebab is mostly western Europe, shawarma is more common in North America.

just Beamu
March 28th, 2017, 08:21 PM
Most people in this town have never heard of shawarma
kebabs are good tho

Arashi_Leonhart
March 28th, 2017, 08:25 PM
The fact that Tony didn't know what shawarma was in Avengers and that it popularized it in America says pretty much how well its known

just Beamu
March 28th, 2017, 08:26 PM
I don't actually know that anybody in this town had heard of it before the movie

Neir
March 28th, 2017, 08:30 PM
I don't actually know that anybody in this town had heard of it before the movie

How do you not know about shawarma? Besides like, living in Texas or being a republican

just Beamu
March 28th, 2017, 08:31 PM
I'm in a town in Texas, that is primarily Republican

mAc Chaos
March 28th, 2017, 08:31 PM
its kabob

not kebab

im triggered

SeiKeo
March 28th, 2017, 08:32 PM
Do not eat terror food!!

Neir
March 28th, 2017, 08:35 PM
Do not eat terror food!!

Don't you know that muslims drink water? You fucking terrorist!

Frostyvale
March 28th, 2017, 08:36 PM
Water can't be halal if you toss in some spirits.

mAc Chaos
March 28th, 2017, 08:36 PM
its not haram if you dont drink it

just Beamu
March 28th, 2017, 08:39 PM
its kabob

not kebab

im triggered
you can't change me

SeiKeo
March 28th, 2017, 08:40 PM
only drink traditional european peasant beer

Neir
March 28th, 2017, 08:48 PM
only drink traditional european peasant beer

That has water

you're a terrorist

SeiKeo
March 28th, 2017, 08:49 PM
Terror is in the heart.

Neir
March 28th, 2017, 08:50 PM
Also water

Laserman
March 28th, 2017, 08:51 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Srv_V3-oqsc

Five_X
March 28th, 2017, 08:52 PM
its kabob

not kebab

im triggered

The American melting pot is strong

Historia
March 29th, 2017, 12:13 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urMLBggpjE8

Neir
March 29th, 2017, 01:18 AM
ANNOUCEMENT

http://img4.bato.to/comics/2015/06/28/k/read55907ef2ce2c7/img000006.jpg

That is all

mewarmo990
March 29th, 2017, 02:45 AM
If you've seen or eaten gyros or shawarma, you've essentially experienced kebab. From my experience, kebab is mostly western Europe, shawarma is more common in North America.

Can easily find all of those where I live, plus doner

Spinach
March 29th, 2017, 02:51 AM
Lots of gyros here

Also sold by Kurds

Meanwhile, stay up close to 26 hours, have to catch shuttle to the airport at 5am, set alarm for 4:30, sleep at nearly 9, wake up at 2am.

Nice.

Kill me tho

Bloble
March 29th, 2017, 02:53 AM
wander around in a daze, solicit random shops until you find an open one

do it

you wont

Spinach
March 29th, 2017, 02:57 AM
Yesterday my cold was so bad that when I coughed my nose would begin to bleed

I'm just gonna lay here

mewarmo990
March 29th, 2017, 02:58 AM
aw Spin. Feel better dude

Spinach
March 29th, 2017, 03:04 AM
The Japanese cold is not a meme. Don't climb a mountain in Iwate if you get one. Don't go to Aomori either.

Thanks Mew.

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Also don't climb mountains in Kyoto either.

Bloble
March 29th, 2017, 03:17 AM
Yesterday my cold was so bad that when I coughed my nose would begin to bleed

I'm just gonna lay here

ok yeah do that colds are no joke

Polly
March 29th, 2017, 03:17 AM
But I like climbing mountains...

Spinach
March 29th, 2017, 03:27 AM
Same

https://i.imgur.com/h0wHqaV.jpg

Gl❀w
March 29th, 2017, 03:44 AM
Steins;gate movie dub already available for online consumption, God bless weebs with money

Spinach
March 29th, 2017, 03:47 AM
Hey glow I'm in a hotel in Toronto for another hour and a half let's have a hyper fast 4am coffee deito

Gl❀w
March 29th, 2017, 03:48 AM
hi spinach i couldnt even get to toronto in an hour and a half at this time of morning but if i could i would so keep me in your coffee thoughts

just Beamu
March 29th, 2017, 03:48 AM
Is the dub only recently out? I thought it would've been out by now with how long it's been out in Japan

Gl❀w
March 29th, 2017, 03:49 AM
it was released yesterday

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something something voice actor scheduling issues

Spinach
March 29th, 2017, 03:50 AM
hi spinach i couldnt even get to toronto in an hour and a half at this time of morning but if i could i would so keep me in your coffee thoughts

: ( It's the thought that counts, dear friend

Gl❀w
March 29th, 2017, 03:52 AM
come back sometime when you aren't sick for a proper trip and we'll take you to the CN tower

Spinach
March 29th, 2017, 03:55 AM
Me: yeah no more trips this year after AX
Me: except I want to go to Toronto and see Bloble again and meet the other Toronto BLs

just Beamu
March 29th, 2017, 03:57 AM
it was released yesterday

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something something voice actor scheduling issues
I'd have probably kept up better with the dub if I hadn't seen it subtitled so many times by now

Gl❀w
March 29th, 2017, 04:04 AM
ok bye losers my movie is downloaded

Saiga
March 29th, 2017, 04:19 AM
why does no-one come visit me in australia

australia's nice

@Spin I'm going to Japan in August so I will heed your advice!

Spinach
March 29th, 2017, 04:21 AM
I ain't going to no backwards ass island fulla Aussies even if you paid me

Gl❀w
March 29th, 2017, 04:24 AM
what side of australia do you live on

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the main problem with australia, see, is that we don't want to die yet

Saiga
March 29th, 2017, 04:25 AM
I ain't going to no backwards ass island fulla Aussies even if you paid me

But what if

You paid me

@Glow Brisbane, QLD

Not too far from the popular tourist spots

Aw, come on. You won't die as long as you don't try to cuddle the fuzzy fauna

Gl❀w
March 29th, 2017, 04:27 AM
pass

Saiga
March 29th, 2017, 04:28 AM
Whyyyyyy

Gl❀w
March 29th, 2017, 04:28 AM
see: not ready to die

Saiga
March 29th, 2017, 04:35 AM
just avoid the koalas and the platypus and the possums and the wombats

hell the platypus won't even kill you, the venom'll just really hurt

Gl❀w
March 29th, 2017, 04:48 AM
australian accents are lethal to women

Lace
March 29th, 2017, 04:56 AM
its kabob

not kebab

im triggered

it's called kebab here

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australian accents are lethal to women

TRU

Saiga
March 29th, 2017, 04:59 AM
in a good way or a bad way

Gl❀w
March 29th, 2017, 05:01 AM
lace understands me

Saiga
March 29th, 2017, 05:06 AM
i dont

please elaborate

Spinach
March 29th, 2017, 05:08 AM
I met an Aussie in Shinjuku who was owning the crane games for waifu figs. Chatted him up for a bit

What a wild accent

Lace
March 29th, 2017, 05:12 AM
when a random guy hits on you you can just brush him off

when a random guy hits on you and he has an aussie accent, that's the devil's temptation

Saiga
March 29th, 2017, 05:12 AM
that could have been me

edit: errrr referring to spin obviously

Snow
March 29th, 2017, 05:16 AM
A close relative of mine lives near Toronto, if I ever come visit them I'll hit u up, Glo.

Lace
March 29th, 2017, 05:20 AM
Break lives in Germany, if anyone ever comes visit him hmu

Saiga
March 29th, 2017, 05:22 AM
hmmm no

god damn it come to australia people

Snow
March 29th, 2017, 05:22 AM
How about we visit you and then (forget to) hit up break?

Gl❀w
March 29th, 2017, 05:26 AM
saiga why dont you just go to AX like everyone else

Lace
March 29th, 2017, 05:27 AM
don't play with my heart like that

only say it if you mean it

Saiga
March 29th, 2017, 05:28 AM
allow me to repeat what i always do when this comes up

what the fuck is ax

Snow
March 29th, 2017, 05:29 AM
allow me to repeat what i always do when this comes up

what the fuck is ax

some weeb gathering

Lace
March 29th, 2017, 05:30 AM
it's where 8 guys from BL book a room in LA where they proceed to engage in gay activities

Gl❀w
March 29th, 2017, 05:34 AM
A close relative of mine lives near Toronto, if I ever come visit them I'll hit u up, Glo.

;___; y-you would?

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it's where 8 guys from BL book a room in LA where they proceed to engage in gay activities

Animu X (rated)

Snow
March 29th, 2017, 05:36 AM
;___; y-you would?
http://i.imgur.com/W1gzffQ.png

Saiga
March 29th, 2017, 05:41 AM
cute

i liked the last avatar tho

Gl❀w
March 29th, 2017, 05:44 AM
http://i.imgur.com/W1gzffQ.png


http://38.media.tumblr.com/705ea963e93e60c58c4027576479bedb/tumblr_nlhf3cMyK61svecmko1_500.gif

Saiga
March 29th, 2017, 05:48 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjbcb2tSiPg

Spinach
March 29th, 2017, 06:05 AM
Nothing gay happens in the 8room

Saiga
March 29th, 2017, 06:12 AM
you had my attention

now you have lost it

Spinach
March 29th, 2017, 06:47 AM
The room has a strict no Aussies no Brits no girls rule anyway.

Snow
March 29th, 2017, 06:48 AM
Which leaves only the boring people.

Saiga
March 29th, 2017, 06:53 AM
that has none of the things i like in it

Spinach
March 29th, 2017, 06:55 AM
Which leaves only the boring people.

Heavy flame NGL

Gl❀w
March 29th, 2017, 07:02 AM
they had to make the no girls rule to make them feel like it was by choice

Saiga
March 29th, 2017, 07:05 AM
the flames are fanning brighter

Spinach
March 29th, 2017, 07:12 AM
We had to make the no girls rule to protect strife tbh

Gl❀w
March 29th, 2017, 07:14 AM
>me
>last summer
>minding my own business, chilling with cats
>suddenly a week of BL guys begging to be hooked up with my friends

Saiga
March 29th, 2017, 07:15 AM
is it too late for me to join in

Gl❀w
March 29th, 2017, 07:17 AM
i prefer not to lose friends these days tbh

Saiga
March 29th, 2017, 07:19 AM
fair, always a risk that i'd steal them all away with my charm and whatnot

Spinach
March 29th, 2017, 07:19 AM
i prefer not to lose friends these days tbh

sorry

Gl❀w
March 29th, 2017, 07:21 AM
fair, always a risk that i'd steal them all away with my charm and whatnot

oh honey

bless your heart

Spinach
March 29th, 2017, 07:30 AM
oh honey

bless your heart

You know flaming is against the rules

Strife ❤️
March 29th, 2017, 07:34 AM
We had to make the no girls rule to protect strife tbh

Tfw no selfie with me and 7 guys on a bed

Spinach
March 29th, 2017, 07:36 AM
Tfw no selfie of me and 1 strife in a bed

Saiga
March 29th, 2017, 07:36 AM
You know flaming is against the rules

that was me basically sticking my head in the fire

edit: found an inspirational quote on FB:

"Leaving your comfort zone is 100% likely to cause discomfort. Life's too short for change, stay comfortable."

I intend to live by this message

Five_X
March 29th, 2017, 08:31 AM
ok bye losers my movie is downloaded

TRAITORrRrRRR

Gl❀w
March 29th, 2017, 08:39 AM
ya snooze

ya lose

Saiga
March 29th, 2017, 08:45 AM
what

a

coincidence

I'm about to go snooze right now

Five_X
March 29th, 2017, 08:45 AM
it's literally a work day...

[Five will remember this]

Snow
March 29th, 2017, 08:58 AM
The best thing in the history of my school just happened: a dogger! It got pet.

Saiga
March 29th, 2017, 09:00 AM
people should bring doggers into my work

instead of their shitty kids