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Frostyvale
March 30th, 2017, 06:39 PM
Post a book quote in here.

Zurvan
March 30th, 2017, 06:41 PM
"No."

-some book you all read

Polly
March 30th, 2017, 06:41 PM
Which ones do you like, Dear Polly?

I like Snow, Lace, Seika, Strife, Koto ( though she doesn't really post here ), you, Spin when he's not part of the pack but 1on1, and there are other okay people here.

But every now and then something like Sunara's post happens.

Also I didn't miss the fact that no one said a word about rape in Bloble's fic.

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Oh so I'm not allowed to discuss anime dicks?

no

SeiKeo
March 30th, 2017, 06:42 PM
I like Snow, Lace, Seika, Strife, Koto ( though she doesn't really post here ), you, Spin when he's not part of the pack but 1on1, and there are other okay people here.

But every now and then something like Sunara's post happens.

Also I didn't miss the fact that no one said a word about rape in Bloble's fic.

i mean the anime boobs

Snow
March 30th, 2017, 06:42 PM
'The first thing she did was sit down for a good, long pee, eyes closed, listening to the sound like distant surf, and thinking of nothing in particular.'

Polly
March 30th, 2017, 06:43 PM
i mean the anime boobs

The fuck is 'anime'??

Spinach
March 30th, 2017, 06:44 PM
no

http://i.imgur.com/hZhS4dK.png

Polly
March 30th, 2017, 06:45 PM
http://i.imgur.com/hZhS4dK.png

That me.

Only I'm Tracer. Cause she's a lesbian.

Lace
March 30th, 2017, 06:45 PM
are you calling Zarya straight

Frostyvale
March 30th, 2017, 06:46 PM
http://i.imgur.com/6EOsLbK.png

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rus
You know, it's quite interesting that despite homosexuality being illegal in Russia, one of their most popular bands is a pair of (pretend) lesbians.

Polly
March 30th, 2017, 06:47 PM
are you calling Zarya straight

She's about as straight as a rainbow.

But I'm still Tracer, Заря is too butch

Spinach
March 30th, 2017, 06:48 PM
Zarya is 100% hetero.

Lace
March 30th, 2017, 06:50 PM
It's funny because it's actually true

Historia
March 30th, 2017, 06:51 PM
pretty sure hanzo is gay

rule34 wouldnt lie to me

Polly
March 30th, 2017, 06:53 PM
Pretty sure I don't give a shit, everyone's gay

Historia
March 30th, 2017, 07:10 PM
makes sense

Five_X
March 30th, 2017, 07:10 PM
Also I didn't miss the fact that no one said a word about rape in Bloble's fic.

I'm fairly sure no one read that to enjoy the porn, if you're wondering


















fairly sure

Frostyvale
March 30th, 2017, 07:13 PM
I'm feeling a very Petrikow feeling coming up.

I'll call it a day here.

asterism42
March 30th, 2017, 07:43 PM
I was hungry and the only food I could find in the house was a brioche loaf, so I ate it and now I feel decadent.

Sunara
March 30th, 2017, 07:57 PM
Next time, maybe reconsider how close you are to someone before deciding that suggesting their rape and mindbreak is a good way to joke with them.

This is me speaking with my admin voice, to be clear.
What? That's not what I meant.
I'm sorry it came across that way.

Historia
March 30th, 2017, 08:19 PM
movie was ok, credit song is better,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0a9k1gSMsw

Sunara
March 30th, 2017, 08:24 PM
Do you guys not like me? I'm sorry.

I thought we were friends.

Neir
March 30th, 2017, 08:25 PM
Do you guys not like me? I'm sorry.

I thought we were friends.

No, it's fine

Phil12
March 30th, 2017, 08:28 PM
Do you guys not like me? I'm sorry.

I thought we were friends.

I don't think a misunderstanding or one bad comment is going to make someone straight up dislike you. Well, I don't really know you. You seem to be a good person though.

Historia
March 30th, 2017, 08:29 PM
Do you guys not like me? I'm sorry.

I hate everyone, obviously.

Gl❀w
March 30th, 2017, 08:30 PM
Literally everyone on this site has gotten the admin voice at least once

SeiKeo
March 30th, 2017, 08:30 PM
:thinking:

Spinach
March 30th, 2017, 08:31 PM
Not me. I'm faultless. That's why my name is green.

Gl❀w
March 30th, 2017, 08:32 PM
ok, You might not have

but you sure have

Historia
March 30th, 2017, 08:34 PM
Literally everyone on this site has gotten the admin voice at least once

Seika's admin voice is stimulating, but, no, I haven't experienced it myself personally.

Gl❀w
March 30th, 2017, 08:38 PM
https://media.tenor.co/images/fef743e989ac8164c9e0bcd1cdcccd05/raw

SeiKeo
March 30th, 2017, 08:40 PM
http://i.imgur.com/1ENWLo2.gif

Gl❀w
March 30th, 2017, 08:43 PM
http://i.imgur.com/eIeFaNZ.gif

Sunara
March 30th, 2017, 08:54 PM
At least that cat is polite. Mine just likes to eat my hand once she's had enough. Though I harass her...

Its just been a very bad week.
I either can't do things right, get hurt or almost knock things down on others, get yelled at, or some combination of all. Plus hormones making me moody.

Spinach
March 30th, 2017, 09:13 PM
Driving home

Message: "how's your cold?"

Me: "it's still kicking my ass"

Put phone down, feel warm trickling on face

look down

pants are red

hands red

phone is red

slip slip slip, watching red shit drip

help

asterism42
March 30th, 2017, 09:17 PM
At this point it's a wonder you have any blood left at all, I think.

Gl❀w
March 30th, 2017, 09:24 PM
that's beautiful poetry spin, they do say art comes from pain

SeiKeo
March 30th, 2017, 09:24 PM
pants are red palms are sweaty

Spinach
March 30th, 2017, 09:32 PM
there's bloody snot on his shirt already

Zurvan
March 30th, 2017, 09:34 PM
thats it

Now I must kill both of you

Gl❀w
March 30th, 2017, 09:39 PM
doesn't fit the rhyme scheme, you're out

Sunara
March 30th, 2017, 09:42 PM
Spin.... go get yourself checked out. Pretty sure that isn't normal.

<- says the person who says she's ok after getting crushed. -.-; Nevermind that my hand, foot, & head still hurt.

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pants are red palms are sweaty

there's bloody snot on his shirt already
Take yourself to a doctor alrighty?

Historia
March 30th, 2017, 09:42 PM
there's bloody snot on his shirt already

but its ok hes on time for moms spaghetti

hey now you're an all-star

Zurvan
March 30th, 2017, 09:45 PM
gr8

Neir
March 30th, 2017, 09:55 PM
Driving home

Message: "how's your cold?"

Me: "it's still kicking my ass"

Put phone down, feel warm trickling on face

look down

pants are red

hands red

phone is red

slip slip slip, watching red shit drip

help

same

except I realized I was bleeding

Spinach
March 30th, 2017, 10:01 PM
You okay Neir?

Sunara
March 30th, 2017, 10:13 PM
Indeed. You ok?

Five_X
March 30th, 2017, 10:49 PM
This is the start to Nasu's new novel. Random people on the internet find themselves suddenly bleeding profusely, and then...

Historia
March 30th, 2017, 11:36 PM
Looking up fate fanart and the majority of mashu pictures i come across she's kinda chubby

is this a thing or my eyes drawn to the meat

Laserman
March 30th, 2017, 11:49 PM
People can't draw proportions right.

Five_X
March 31st, 2017, 12:11 AM
Chubby = bad proportions??

Gl❀w
March 31st, 2017, 12:12 AM
Feeling so attacked rn

Laserman
March 31st, 2017, 12:21 AM
Chubby = bad proportions??
Of course not. Mashu isn't chubby, so drawing her chubby means they got her body shape wrong. If they meant to draw her that way, that's fine.

Phil12
March 31st, 2017, 12:26 AM
They probably meant to draw it that way. Some people just like chubbier women.

Laserman
March 31st, 2017, 12:27 AM
They probably meant to draw it that way. Some people just like chubbier women.
That is true.

Neir
March 31st, 2017, 01:01 AM
You okay Neir?
super nasty cold, blowing my nose too much

Bloble
March 31st, 2017, 02:20 AM
thicc is a disease for which there is no cure

SeiKeo
March 31st, 2017, 02:23 AM
what about a diet

Bloble
March 31st, 2017, 02:41 AM
you can heal the body but you can't heal the fetish

Gl❀w
March 31st, 2017, 06:35 AM
http://i.imgur.com/A84eHHI.jpg

Spinach
March 31st, 2017, 06:48 AM
My feelings aren't hurt at all. Not even a bit. I'm not even crying.

Gl❀w
March 31st, 2017, 07:00 AM
There, there.

Marmadillo
March 31st, 2017, 07:05 AM
thicc is a disease for which there is no cure
some insulation never hurts

Vacha
March 31st, 2017, 09:25 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/WFlIAAjPhnSec/giphy.gif

Neir
March 31st, 2017, 09:34 AM
At clicker expo. 140 people of 540 have brought dogs.

Spinach
March 31st, 2017, 11:38 AM
Fitness goals

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/149658746547601409/297392966488686603/1490974282164.png

Polly
March 31st, 2017, 11:43 AM
My feelings aren't hurt at all. Not even a bit. I'm not even crying.

There's a phrase for it in Croatian; "mlohava čuna"

Spinach
March 31st, 2017, 11:46 AM
My feelings aren't hurt at all. Not even a bit.

I3uster
March 31st, 2017, 12:48 PM
a thread of lies

Nacho the Doritosedge
March 31st, 2017, 01:08 PM
the greatest lie is not what you tell others

but what you tell yourself

Spinach
March 31st, 2017, 01:11 PM
Every morning I stand naked in front of the mirror and style my hair with $150 hair gel and recite dota hero lines, mostly from Storm Spirit

Who's that handsome devil?

I3uster
March 31st, 2017, 01:17 PM
over here now

Frostyvale
March 31st, 2017, 02:07 PM
Left you a little somethin'

2Bad
March 31st, 2017, 02:32 PM
847704768038359040

Snow
March 31st, 2017, 03:18 PM
There's a phrase for it in Croatian; "mlohava čuna"

In the words of our elders: 'došlo uništa'

Spinach
March 31st, 2017, 03:26 PM
http://i.imgur.com/OSmUusa.png

Polly
March 31st, 2017, 04:49 PM
Mlohava čuna = limp willy

Došlo uništa = came (in)to nothing

Snow
March 31st, 2017, 04:59 PM
It's exactly what my grandma says every time she cooks chard or spinach because it always reduces so much.

SeiKeo
March 31st, 2017, 05:01 PM
Mlohava čuna = limp willy

Došlo uništa = came (in)to nothing
please don't leak girl krew mean nicknames, it makes us sad

just Beamu
March 31st, 2017, 05:03 PM
hurtful nicknames

Neir
March 31st, 2017, 05:05 PM
Fallen angel

Historia
March 31st, 2017, 05:42 PM
Listening to Kingdom Hearts HD remix soundtrack and Sora's Sacrifice (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW3tn_QFFFI) too good:

And speaking of Kingdom Hearts, or Utada Hikaru really, her latest (?) album Fantôme is pretty good. It's so... somber (?) The track 忘却 is great:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmaeIlqqNCM

Frostyvale
March 31st, 2017, 08:58 PM
“Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up, it knows it must outrun the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the slowest gazelle, or it will starve. It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.”

Five_X
March 31st, 2017, 09:04 PM
Man I can barely walk straight in the morning, don't hit me with these high expectations.

just Beamu
March 31st, 2017, 09:23 PM
Man I can barely walk straight in the morning, don't hit me with these high expectations.
this is easily misinterpreted

Saiga
March 31st, 2017, 09:28 PM
Oh, precious Five...

Five_X
March 31st, 2017, 09:59 PM
; )

Seika
March 31st, 2017, 10:17 PM
A

Five_X
March 31st, 2017, 10:18 PM
B

Seika
March 31st, 2017, 10:21 PM
Minus ten points for Five.

Five_X
March 31st, 2017, 10:25 PM
This is a rude episode of QI, ouch.

Saiga
March 31st, 2017, 10:25 PM
also


My only virtue in life is that I'm a Big Guy so the prospect of not being a Big Guy is worrying

never have I same'd so hard in my life

wait no you're a pretty handsome guy

don't act like you know my pain

Sunara
March 31st, 2017, 10:44 PM
Realizes that it is 11 hours into April fools in Japan. Oops. Its not tomorrow.... lol.

And how do we not have a thread yet?

Cruor
March 31st, 2017, 10:47 PM
because everyone is playing Fate GO https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.aniplex.fgogutentagomen

Sunara
March 31st, 2017, 11:11 PM
Shoot. It looks like Fate/Go doesn't work with my tablet. O:

Well, there went one reason I bought the stupid thing.

Rafflesiac
April 1st, 2017, 12:04 AM
So where's the April Fool's Joke?

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Sakura shirou penis Mike

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so much for that

Five_X
April 1st, 2017, 12:17 AM
So where's the April Fool's Joke?

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Sakura shirou penis Mike

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so much for that

Haha made you type Mike

fuckin April Fool accomplished

Saiga
April 1st, 2017, 12:21 AM
um what exactly is sakura shirou penis referring to?

Rafflesiac
April 1st, 2017, 12:23 AM
A glorious time during which I attained my true color.

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Back when gods of shitposting still walked the forum.

Seika
April 1st, 2017, 12:24 AM
It's kind of a hipster one this year. You might not recognise it.

My preference is that you won't be able to recognise it, and it would be better for the forum if no-one did. But one runs risks in the name of humour.

Rafflesiac
April 1st, 2017, 12:26 AM
Oh hey the tags for this thread are gone.

Saiga
April 1st, 2017, 12:27 AM
A glorious time during which I attained my true color.

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Back when gods of shitposting still walked the forum.


I can't help but feel that is incredibly vague

Rafflesiac
April 1st, 2017, 12:30 AM
I can't help but feel that is incredibly vague
You ever see a thread with stars by it, child?

Each and every one of those stars tells a story, and many of those stories were written by me.

Saiga
April 1st, 2017, 12:35 AM
what

Seika
April 1st, 2017, 12:39 AM
2014 AF's was a wordfilter (which included things like 'bitch' being filtered to 'Mike' because of DP's sense of humour). Raff got promoted to a usergroup which could rate threads, a feature no-one ever uses, because he did well at discovering what words had been chosen.

Rafflesiac
April 1st, 2017, 12:47 AM
Also most importantly I had a gold username before mAc Ruined Everything.

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And now I'm remembering the greatest man of all time, Future Harlequin Romance Novel Lead Nakata Jouji is a sexy beast.

Saiga
April 1st, 2017, 12:51 AM
2014 AF's was a wordfilter (which included things like 'bitch' being filtered to 'Mike' because of DP's sense of humour). Raff got promoted to a usergroup which could rate threads, a feature no-one ever uses, because he did well at discovering what words had been chosen.

danke

that's also hilarious

SeiKeo
April 1st, 2017, 12:54 AM
This is one of the reasons why Raff is the BL monkey's paw btw.

Gl❀w
April 1st, 2017, 01:23 AM
found it

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nah, wait, maybe not

Sunara
April 1st, 2017, 02:08 AM
Yep. Totally A.

Frostyvale
April 1st, 2017, 02:29 AM
http://i.imgur.com/t3sXayn.png

Boy, this is all I could have asked for from an anime.

Bloble
April 1st, 2017, 02:47 AM
It's kind of a hipster one this year. You might not recognise it.

My preference is that you won't be able to recognise it, and it would be better for the forum if no-one did. But one runs risks in the name of humour.

If no one recognizes the AF joke, can you really call it successful? I for one look fondly on all the AFs of the past few years, and if this one passes by with at most a sensible chuckle for those few who got it, then it certainly won't have been one of the more entertaining ones.

Arashi_Leonhart
April 1st, 2017, 02:53 AM
dont poke the sleeping dragon

Seika
April 1st, 2017, 03:07 AM
If people get it, it certainly won't be with sensible chuckles.

Also, let's be honest, staff motivation re: AF is non-existent, so your universally entertaining one was never on the cards, if it ever could be. (Remember the reactions people've had in other years).

Frostyvale
April 1st, 2017, 03:18 AM
b

Gl❀w
April 1st, 2017, 03:24 AM
If people get it, it certainly won't be with sensible chuckles.

Also, let's be honest, staff motivation re: AF is non-existent, so your universally entertaining one was never on the cards, if it ever could be. (Remember the reactions people've had in other years).
plot twist: the april fools is that seika makes cryptic hints about april fools but there isn't one

Saiga
April 1st, 2017, 03:25 AM
the april fools is that Seika makes us think ^that is the aprils fools but it isnt

Gl❀w
April 1st, 2017, 03:29 AM
the april fools is that the staff wants us to think ^ is the april fools, but it's actually a triple bluff

just Beamu
April 1st, 2017, 03:33 AM
All I remember of last April Fool's is that it was bad

Saiga
April 1st, 2017, 03:38 AM
the april fools is that the staff wants us to think ^ is the april fools, but it's actually a triple bluff

it's turtles all the way down

Sunara
April 1st, 2017, 04:30 AM
I don't even remember last April's Fools. I probably logged off the matrix.

black1blade
April 1st, 2017, 04:38 AM
No april fools thread?

Spinach
April 1st, 2017, 05:01 AM
Last year's April fools was a masterpiece.

Saiga
April 1st, 2017, 05:02 AM
Make one about my love life

Its a joke

Polly
April 1st, 2017, 05:13 AM
They dont make April Fool jokes like they used to.

Like, back in the 30s, during the Kingdom of Yugoslavia, a local radio station announced that there will be a show of the new Royal Navy warships at the lakes in the city's largest park, Maksimir.
Hundreds showed up to see it, only to find that the only showing was of swans and ducks wooing potential partners.

Snow
April 1st, 2017, 05:16 AM
That could get you sued nowadays!

Lace
April 1st, 2017, 05:23 AM
fam

Gl❀w
April 1st, 2017, 05:23 AM
fake news

Phil12
April 1st, 2017, 05:24 AM
I wish something cool like that would actually happen on april fools. Now all we get are really shitty memes and producers teasing their fanbases.

Edit: I could've just fallen for an april fools joke, but I'm to lazy to actually look it up.

Gl❀w
April 1st, 2017, 05:24 AM
ur new look is lovely, lace

Lace
April 1st, 2017, 05:26 AM
I'm Snow's adoptive mom now

Snow
April 1st, 2017, 05:27 AM
Fam is assemble.

Strife ❤️
April 1st, 2017, 05:29 AM
Sorry Kirby but my gang needs me

Polly
April 1st, 2017, 05:30 AM
Other time, in early 90s, a huge underground shopping mall was being built right next to the main railway station and a whole park had been dug up so that the mall could be constructed.
A local paper published news on April 1st that valuable archeological remains had been unearthed and that construction will have to be halted for years until the site has been inspected.

Lace
April 1st, 2017, 05:32 AM
Sorry Kirby but my gang needs me

BAIT SUCCESSFUL

black1blade
April 1st, 2017, 05:35 AM
yes, also

just don't
I was arguing with a friend about that btw because he did send a dick pic that was covered in stickers but he insisted that it didn't count XD.

Strife ❤️
April 1st, 2017, 05:44 AM
BAIT SUCCESSFUL

Let it be on the record that I was compelled to return by forces beyond my control

Zurvan
April 1st, 2017, 06:32 AM
gangrene

Historia
April 1st, 2017, 07:17 AM
necrosis

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In other news, more Utada:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utXF0PGPD3Q

Nikiri
April 1st, 2017, 07:18 AM
Clostridium perfringens

i failed hard with yesterday's microbiology, still passed but not really proud of myself

Spinach
April 1st, 2017, 07:20 AM
I lost weight in Japan

?_?

Lace
April 1st, 2017, 07:22 AM
:eyes:

Nikiri
April 1st, 2017, 07:24 AM
hey Spin, what was the best thing you've eaten in Nippon?

Spinach
April 1st, 2017, 07:32 AM
Genghis Khan in Toono.

Neir
April 1st, 2017, 08:37 AM
Imo nothing will ever beat cat hell

Laserman
April 1st, 2017, 11:21 AM
Genghis Khan in Toono.
Will have to look that up.

Lycodrake
April 1st, 2017, 11:36 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Ktq40.gif

ON THIS DAY FIVE YEARS AGO: CAT HELL.

Rafflesiac
April 1st, 2017, 11:41 AM
Let it be on the record that I was compelled to return by forces beyond my control
Enjoy your week of being a vegetarian!

Lycodrake
April 1st, 2017, 11:43 AM
Enjoy your week of being a vegetarian!
Warning: don't actually literally eat Spinach.

Bloble
April 1st, 2017, 11:53 AM
necrosis

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In other news, more Utada:

yeah but Beautiful World tho

Frostyvale
April 1st, 2017, 12:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTsaS1Tm-Ic

Vacha
April 1st, 2017, 01:58 PM
I lost weight in Japan
Cuz real food?

or diabetus....:sumanai:

Frostyvale
April 1st, 2017, 03:54 PM
The Temptation of Christ.

Spinach
April 1st, 2017, 05:28 PM
Cuz real food?

or diabetus....:sumanai:

Japanese portion sizes + walking a minimum of eight hours a day, up to 14 on the more intense days, and nearly 18 on one day.

Snow
April 1st, 2017, 05:43 PM
Paging I3uster: Polish rapper Taco Hemingway.

mAc Chaos
April 1st, 2017, 06:00 PM
how much weight did you lose

Spinach
April 1st, 2017, 06:03 PM
I'm not sure since I didn't weigh myself before I left and I haven't weighed myself since I came back, but I'm easily at least one pants size down and the first thing my mom said when she picked me up at the airport was that she could see I've lost weight.

I also shrank my stomach size considerably and can eat like 1/2 of what I used to eat in a single meal.

Thanks Japan.

Bloble
April 1st, 2017, 06:32 PM
I bet I could take you in a punch-up now. Yamato has made you weak.

Spinach
April 1st, 2017, 06:33 PM
See me @ Toronto YYZ

Arashi_Leonhart
April 1st, 2017, 06:33 PM
What he traded in weight he gained in soullessness. Your punches would mean nothing.

Spinach
April 1st, 2017, 06:41 PM
I'm honestly feeling the Sesto crisis every time I drive into town. I'd rather die than live like this. I need vodka.

SeiKeo
April 1st, 2017, 06:46 PM
This is your posting on anime.

Strife ❤️
April 1st, 2017, 06:52 PM
Are we not all Sesto in our own ways?

SeiKeo
April 1st, 2017, 06:54 PM
Sounds wrong, but I'll have to check.

Lace
April 1st, 2017, 06:58 PM
I wish I was Sesto so all these cute anime girls were married to me, feels bad

Strife ❤️
April 1st, 2017, 07:00 PM
Sesto is a man who has gazed into the abyss, and had it gaze into him. You do not wish to be him.

Saiga
April 1st, 2017, 07:05 PM
Sounds like Sesto and I have a lot in common

nice avie lace

Spinach
April 1st, 2017, 07:07 PM
https://a.pomf.cat/bkdaqk.webm

Lace
April 1st, 2017, 07:07 PM
thank you, my husband made it for me

Seika
April 1st, 2017, 07:11 PM
Booooo, American crayfish.

The only thing worse is Americans who can't tell the difference between a shrimp and a bloody crayfish.

SeiKeo
April 1st, 2017, 07:12 PM
I agree, Yankees are scum.

Spinach
April 1st, 2017, 07:17 PM
Booooo, American crayfish.

The only thing worse is Americans who can't tell the difference between a shrimp and a bloody crayfish.

It's a crawdad you filthy swine.

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Though if you look at the claws of the shrimp the man is riding it quite literally is a shrimp.

But the word crayfish is wrong. If you use that in America it's actually illegal, you'll be hung.

black1blade
April 1st, 2017, 07:18 PM
What did I accomplish today. Beat the last boss in dark souls 3 dlc although got fucked by the optional boss. Caught up on little witch academia which was fun.

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Did maths paper which I'm pretty sure that I've perfected and will hopefully allow me to recover from the shame and frustration I received when I marked a paper and got fucking 66%.

just Beamu
April 1st, 2017, 07:20 PM
The actual best name is crawfish, here in the land of crawfish delicacies

black1blade
April 1st, 2017, 07:21 PM
I sometimes feel like I'm literally insane because I go from being really happy and optimistic one moment after getting 90-something% in a past paper and I'm like "fuck yeah a-level is fine and doable for me, gonna bag that A* this year and go for maths at cambridge) and then straight after I get complacent, make some silly errors, misunderstand a question and boom that A* mark goes down to a C -_-.

Kirby
April 1st, 2017, 07:21 PM
Crawfather

black1blade
April 1st, 2017, 07:23 PM
Although not just silly errors, some also pretty fundamental like not putting +c when integrating with differential equations.

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And dumb shit like losing 8/72 marks by doing partial fractions wrong and not noticing after checking loads (yes when 1-2x=0, x must equal 2 --_--)

Spinach
April 1st, 2017, 07:24 PM
Kirby I want to introduce you to my family someday so you better get in the habit of saying crawdad so you don't get shot.

Saiga
April 1st, 2017, 07:26 PM
crawdaddy

SeiKeo
April 1st, 2017, 07:27 PM
Kirby can tell them his Cajun friend told him different.

Spinach
April 1st, 2017, 07:27 PM
Kirby has no Cajun friends.

Strife ❤️
April 1st, 2017, 07:28 PM
Who of your friends would be shot quickest upon meeting your family, and who would be accepted into the family most.

just Beamu
April 1st, 2017, 07:29 PM
Crawfish is the truth

Crawdad is exceptable, but crayfish is filth

Spinach
April 1st, 2017, 07:29 PM
Who of your friends would be shot quickest upon meeting your family

Raff

if I considered him my friend


and who would be accepted into the family most.

Nachos

Strife ❤️
April 1st, 2017, 07:44 PM
Congratulations to your husband, Nachos.

Spinach
April 1st, 2017, 07:45 PM
Guys I'm a lolicon

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so I can't marry Nachos, he isn't a little girl

Zurvan
April 1st, 2017, 07:59 PM
Deep down you're all little girls

Nacho the Doritosedge
April 1st, 2017, 08:28 PM
Guys I'm a lolicon

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so I can't marry Nachos, he isn't a little girl
Actually same

We're in agreement, the marriage is off

Five_X
April 1st, 2017, 08:56 PM
Crawfather

A classic, for sure, but Part 3 was really a letdown.

Sunara
April 1st, 2017, 09:46 PM
Deep down you're all little girls
Yeah... I'm twinsies; a little mischievous evil one and an adorable innocent one.
We switch all the time.

I'm sleepy... got woke up too early, after being up too late, to watch a movie I didn't particularly care for. Ugh.

Seika
April 1st, 2017, 10:24 PM
April Fool's over.

All spambots rebanned.

Arashi_Leonhart
April 1st, 2017, 10:34 PM
incorrect this "SeiKeo" is still blue

Rafflesiac
April 1st, 2017, 10:37 PM
Raff

if I considered him my friend
wow

WOW

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Just for that I'm going to make cornbread with creamed corn, honey,
































and cinnamon.

SeiKeo
April 1st, 2017, 10:43 PM
incorrect this "SeiKeo" is still blue
???,!

Arashi_Leonhart
April 1st, 2017, 11:18 PM
see the bot can't even string together a content response

Strife ❤️
April 1st, 2017, 11:27 PM
Is it true? Have I been friends with an adbot the whole time :(

SeiKeo
April 1st, 2017, 11:59 PM
Even if I would hypothetically be a chatbot, does that mean I can't write truthfully and accurately?

Rafflesiac
April 2nd, 2017, 12:01 AM
It means given that you have forty-seven thousand posts of exposure to humanity that you're actually a vile racist and /mlpol/ meme spammer

Strife ❤️
April 2nd, 2017, 12:03 AM
Even if I would hypothetically be a chatbot, does that mean I can't write truthfully and accurately?

A Ghost in the shell...

Gl❀w
April 2nd, 2017, 01:04 AM
Did I eat today?: A Novel by Glow

just Beamu
April 2nd, 2017, 01:05 AM
Same

Sunara
April 2nd, 2017, 01:48 AM
Who of your friends would be shot quickest upon meeting your family, and who would be accepted into the family most.
I was going to say us girls....



Are we not all Sesto in our own ways?
Hmm... I haven't seen Sesto on in awhile. huh.

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Is curious...

Hypothetical situation:
Do you guys think a relationship is bound to fail if they have different hobbies/interests/life styles? Lets say they have a few things in common.

Gl❀w
April 2nd, 2017, 01:57 AM
hypothetically the answer to these kinds of questions is always "it depends"

just Beamu
April 2nd, 2017, 02:07 AM
It varies too much for a more clear answer

mAc Chaos
April 2nd, 2017, 02:10 AM
When you're in a good relationship, you tend to rub off on each other, so it isn't that big a deal unless one of you is a vegetarian and the other runs a hamburger factory.

Gl❀w
April 2nd, 2017, 02:12 AM
When you're in a good relationship, you tend to rub off on each other, so it isn't that big a deal unless one of you is a vegetarian and the other runs a hamburger factory.

Glow Dealbreakers include the utterance of phrases like "I love quinoa"

Sunara
April 2nd, 2017, 02:23 AM
hmm.... hypothetically might be ok.

Lets say:
[various different things]

Also, would different financial backgrounds be an issue?

Gl❀w
April 2nd, 2017, 02:24 AM
hypothetically consult elsa

Sunara
April 2nd, 2017, 02:29 AM
hypothetically consult elsa
??? How did you know that I'm secretly Elsa?

And what does that have to do?

mAc Chaos
April 2nd, 2017, 02:31 AM
Hunting animals doesn't mean you hate animals. Most hunters are very animal friendly, and you pretty much have to be in tune with nature to be a good hunter.

Based on all that it sounds like an outdoorsy type of person.

just Beamu
April 2nd, 2017, 02:32 AM
If you're convinced it might be an issue that probably doesn't help

Gl❀w
April 2nd, 2017, 02:36 AM
listen, if you have so many anxious misgivings that you turn to BL of all places for "hypothetical" validation about the viability of the situation, the reality is that the relationship is unsustainable for a multitude of reasons beyond hobbies and interests, and it's better to cut losses before they pile up

Saiga
April 2nd, 2017, 02:39 AM
"Help us out brother?"

"Im sorry I dont carry cash"

"You dog"

This is why I don't help you

2Bad
April 2nd, 2017, 02:51 AM
I'm so close

all that remains between me and my F8, is Furious 7

just Beamu
April 2nd, 2017, 02:56 AM
I've still never seen a Fast and Furious movie
Should I

Sunara
April 2nd, 2017, 03:05 AM
listen, if you have so many anxious misgivings that you turn to BL of all places for "hypothetical" validation about the viability of the situation, the reality is that the relationship is unsustainable for a multitude of reasons beyond hobbies and interests, and it's better to cut losses before they pile up
Maybe because I have no other friends to ask? Or the other people are too close/can't be trusted? Or equally outside?
Maybe I'm just an anxious person?

Maybe I'm writing a story? Or considering one?

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Maybe I was just curious how different people would react? What their opinions were?

SeiKeo
April 2nd, 2017, 03:06 AM
an honorable try

Sunara
April 2nd, 2017, 03:08 AM
I understand that you don't like me Glow but can you refrain from assuming that you know me? Or why I'm asking what I am.

I don't even know why I bother coming here. Perhaps I should just quit. I have things I should work on anyway.

just Beamu
April 2nd, 2017, 03:11 AM
I don't think anything she said really gave off the impression of not liking you

You
April 2nd, 2017, 03:11 AM
I understand that you don't like me Glow but can you refrain from assuming that you know me? Or why I'm asking what I am.
I think you are great.

Sunara
April 2nd, 2017, 03:31 AM
I am actually trying to understand relationships. What works and what doesn't.
Because:
1) I want my relationships to work.
2) I have been planning for years to get back into writing. I have a ton of story ideas.
3) Trying to figure out when a relationship works/when losses should be cut/etc. Because I'm a terrible judge.

As for my own situations, I'm going to do what I think is best no matter what is said here. I just wanted some opinions to consider. Because a lot can be learned from other people's situations.


I don't think anything she said really gave off the impression of not liking you
It is more an impression I get everytime we talk. Maybe we just clash.
She acts like she knows me... which is impossible.

The Elsa comment freaked me out a little because everyone IRL knows I was working on an Elsa cosplay.

And before it is thought otherwise, I do like you Glow. I just feel like you judge me without knowing me.


I think you are great.
Thanks.

But I really do think I need to be on here less. And work on my projects more.

On a side note, I feel like I should just move into the Animaniac's tower. I'm not an adorable BL gal, I'm really a crazy BL chicken. ~cluck~

asterism42
April 2nd, 2017, 05:19 AM
Even if I would hypothetically be a chatbot, does that mean I can't write truthfully and accurately?If you are, take heart in the fact that you're one capable of passing the Turing test.

Polly
April 2nd, 2017, 05:20 AM
Threw a b-day celebration for the wider family yesterday ( finally ).

Collected considerable cash moniez.

All is right with the world.

2Bad
April 2nd, 2017, 05:42 AM
I've still never seen a Fast and Furious movie
Should I

Yes but only if you commit to all of them

Snow
April 2nd, 2017, 06:15 AM
http://i.imgur.com/WvEpnCW.gif

Polly
April 2nd, 2017, 06:20 AM
I cannot express how much I want to be that cat

Historia
April 2nd, 2017, 06:44 AM
fatass

black1blade
April 2nd, 2017, 07:17 AM
Going to a pub where my dad is playing a gig. Probs gonna be pretty awks but whatever.

Skull
April 2nd, 2017, 07:27 AM
Washing machines are a lot heavier than you'd think... *keels over*

Zurvan
April 2nd, 2017, 07:59 AM
polydactyl

Five_X
April 2nd, 2017, 08:32 AM
Did I eat today?: A Novel by Glow

Chips and Doktor Pepper are foods.

Historia
April 2nd, 2017, 11:13 AM
I never have to wonder if I ate on any particular day because my stomach always lets me know if I don't and doesn't stop till I do.

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On my third bowl of cereal with a banana mixed in already because it's still... aching? Growling? Yelling 'feed me more, you bastard. anta baka?'.

Polly
April 2nd, 2017, 11:15 AM
So far today, and I intend to continue for the rest of the day, I have been subsisting only on pastries, tea, and coffee.

asterism42
April 2nd, 2017, 11:35 AM
Washing machines are a lot heavier than you'd think... *keels over*What if I think they're very heavy?

Neir
April 2nd, 2017, 12:31 PM
I dunno, I can pick mine up and move it on my own without too much trouble.

You
April 2nd, 2017, 12:36 PM
Did I eat today?: A Novel by Glow
I raise you a plate of these
https://french4awhile.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/dsc03306.jpg

Polly
April 2nd, 2017, 12:41 PM
Тhey look like something you'd find in the cellars of the Matou mansion.

just Beamu
April 2nd, 2017, 12:48 PM
What are these monstrosities

Five_X
April 2nd, 2017, 12:57 PM
So far today, and I intend to continue for the rest of the day, I have been subsisting only on pastries, tea, and coffee.

Anglo lyfe?

Leftovers
April 2nd, 2017, 12:58 PM
In a way, eggs.

You
April 2nd, 2017, 01:04 PM
What are these monstrosities
http://www.nytimes.com/1987/09/30/garden/a-delicacy-scraped-from-pacific-rocks.html

Polly
April 2nd, 2017, 01:12 PM
Anglo lyfe?

Well, it's more like I've Got A Hectic Week Ahead And Have To Study My Ass Off So I have No Time To Make Food And Am Just Eating Whatever I Can Dig Out Of The Fridge lyfe

Historia
April 2nd, 2017, 02:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6QjKT1A2pI

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more utada

Five_X
April 2nd, 2017, 03:24 PM
Well, it's more like I've Got A Hectic Week Ahead And Have To Study My Ass Off So I have No Time To Make Food And Am Just Eating Whatever I Can Dig Out Of The Fridge lyfe

Me: *stuffs face with lunchmeat*

Neir
April 2nd, 2017, 03:44 PM
-lunch

iykwim

Mattias
April 2nd, 2017, 05:26 PM
Painkillers stop you from feeling pain. They also make you sleepy. Thus, life is pain (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0).

Fuck Migraines.

Five_X
April 2nd, 2017, 05:32 PM
-lunch

iykwim

Does it sound better if I say: "I love the feeling of cold cuts in my mouth" ?

Neir
April 2nd, 2017, 05:42 PM
You're making this less fun.

Five_X
April 2nd, 2017, 05:48 PM
Less fun for you maybe, I'm on my way home to get stuffed with some cheap turkey.

Neir
April 2nd, 2017, 05:50 PM
Less fun for you maybe, I'm on my way home to get stuffed

make bl fun again