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Zurvan
June 14th, 2017, 08:45 PM
Lets talk about girls RT, don't see how that can go wrong
2Bad
June 14th, 2017, 09:41 PM
fuck men imo
don't imo
Lets talk about girls RT, don't see how that can go wrong
(10.2) Ischomachus then said, 'One time, Socrates, I saw that she had covered her face with white lead, so that she would seem to have a paler complexion than she really had, and put on thick rouge, so that her cheeks would seem redder than in reality, and high boots, so that she would seem taller than she naturally was.[10]
(10.3) 'So I said, "Tell me, my dear, would you consider me more worthy of your love as a partner in our shared wealth, if I told you what I was worth, and didn't boast that I had more than I actually had, and didn't hide anything from you, or if I tried to deceive you by saying that I had more than I in fact had, and showed you counterfeit money and necklaces of gold plate and said that they were real?" (10.4)
'She interrupted me at that point and said, 'don't say such things; don't become that sort of man, because if you did, I couldn't love you from my heart". I replied: "Haven't we come together, my dear, as partners in each other's bodies?" She replied: "At least so people say". (10.5) "Then tell me", I said, "if I would seem to you to be a more worthy bodily partner, if I cared for myself and tried to make myself more healthy and strong, and because of that were in reality healthy-looking, or if I smeared myself with vermilion and and put flesh colour on my eyes[11] and presented myself to you and made love to you deceiving you and presenting you with vermilion to see and touch rather than my own skin". (10.6) "I would not", she said, "enjoy touching vermilion as much as your own skin and I do not enjoy looking at flesh colour as much as your own and I would not enjoy seeing your eyes covered with make-up as in good health".
(10.7) "Don't think then, my dear"', Ischomachus told me he said, '"that I enjoy the colour of white lead more than the colour of your own skin, but just as the gods made horses prefer horses and cattle prefer cattle, and sheep sheep, so human beings prefer the natural human body. (10.8) You might successfully fool someone outside the household by this kind of deception, but insiders always get caught when they try to deceive one another. For they can be found out when they get up in the morning before they have time to prepare or they are caught out by sweat or put to the test by tears and exposed completely by washing."'
(10.9) 'What, by the gods', I asked, 'was her response to that?' 'What else than that', he said, 'she never put on make-up again, but tried to present herself with a clean face and suitably dressed. And she asked me if I could advise her how she might look beautiful in reality, and not just appear to be beautiful.
Zurvan
June 14th, 2017, 10:12 PM
Sounds great, but (unpopular opinion) a little make up doesnt make girls uglier, more often it accentuaties various aspects that are, with make up, more beautiful than naturally.
That said, I'm fine with natural too, but eh, opinions
Gl❀w
June 14th, 2017, 10:13 PM
i-is it real
a guy who
who actually
thinks makeup may not be about them???
Saiga
June 14th, 2017, 10:14 PM
Love thyself, before loving thy neighbour
I hate my neighbour
Edit: I concur with Zuzu
Ah, to be 16 and going through my "all makeup is bad" phase again
Zurvan
June 14th, 2017, 10:28 PM
i-is it real
a guy who
who actually
thinks makeup may not be about them???
Not sure if thats just wishful thinking on the males end, or some perplexing sarcasm on yours.
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I hate my neighbour
Edit: I concur with Zuzu
Ah, to be 16 and going through my "all makeup is bad" phase again
what did your neighbour do, other than live next to you?
also, zuzu, sounds hella gay my dude
Gl❀w
June 14th, 2017, 10:33 PM
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31800000/zuzu-avatar-the-last-airbender-31812755-500-300.gif
2Bad
June 14th, 2017, 10:34 PM
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31800000/zuzu-avatar-the-last-airbender-31812755-500-300.gif
what's this, looks like korra
Gl❀w
June 14th, 2017, 10:34 PM
what's this, looks like korra
A:TLA
you know, the original series
Zurvan
June 14th, 2017, 10:35 PM
and yet it looks better somehow
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what it means however
2Bad
June 14th, 2017, 10:38 PM
A:TLA
you know, the original series
never heard of it
Gl❀w
June 14th, 2017, 10:38 PM
get out of my sight
2Bad
June 14th, 2017, 10:39 PM
get out of my sight
is the bullshitting not coming through via text
Zurvan
June 14th, 2017, 10:42 PM
is the joke not coming in through yours?
2Bad
June 14th, 2017, 10:47 PM
that's
exactly what I asked
Prix with a Silent X
June 14th, 2017, 10:55 PM
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31800000/zuzu-avatar-the-last-airbender-31812755-500-300.gif
I literally just started rewatching this. Best American cartoon.
2Bad
June 14th, 2017, 10:57 PM
jokes aside I never did get around to watching Korra S4, which means it's the only Avatar thing (besides the comics I guess) I didn't touch
all I know is gay, hitler, and possibly gay hitler? not that I know the context for any of it
Prix with a Silent X
June 14th, 2017, 10:58 PM
I started watching ATLA for the finale of Korra but then never got past the first season of Korra oops.
SeiKeo
June 14th, 2017, 10:59 PM
875022457500966912
Zurvan
June 14th, 2017, 11:02 PM
S4 isnt worth it anyway.
I guess it does bring something unusual to the table if anything
2Bad
June 14th, 2017, 11:04 PM
for me it's Korra 3>Avatar 3>Korra 1>Avatar 2>Avatar 1>>>>>>>Korra 2
Korra 1 would have been the best if it'd just stuck to the mob and corruption stuff but the equalists are a big wet fart
Prix with a Silent X
June 14th, 2017, 11:05 PM
S4 isnt worth it anyway.
I guess it does bring something unusual to the table if anything
It was really touching to see the fan reaction to this at the time and girls who like girls appreciated it a lot but. I just wanted more Gatsby if I was gonna do 20s fantasy??? Or something?
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tweet
You are just really excited about this aren't you?
Gl❀w
June 14th, 2017, 11:06 PM
Korra's biggest flaw was that it was trying too hard to Not Be Avatar while riding the coattails of Avatar nostalgia
SeiKeo
June 14th, 2017, 11:06 PM
I assume people appreciate aesthetic
Zurvan
June 14th, 2017, 11:09 PM
It was really touching to see the fan reaction to this at the time and girls who like girls appreciated it a lot but. I just wanted more Gatsby if I was gonna do 20s fantasy??? Or something?
Oh right, the ending was pretty good. Forgot about that though, huh.
Spinach
June 14th, 2017, 11:10 PM
I assume people appreciate aesthetic
Aesthetic
3dpd
pick one
Prix with a Silent X
June 14th, 2017, 11:10 PM
I assume people appreciate aesthetic
http://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/EMGNvampire12.jpg
aesthetic
SeiKeo
June 14th, 2017, 11:12 PM
yikes!
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Aesthetic
3dpd
pick one
If you do this too much you'll turn into Frosty.
Historia
June 14th, 2017, 11:13 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuHnd82kLVM
at least the heroes aren't as overpowered anymore
just Beamu
June 14th, 2017, 11:17 PM
Korra season 4 was mostly good but did come after the best season which made it feel slightly underwhelming in hindsight
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I started watching ATLA for the finale of Korra but then never got past the first season of Korra oops.
Season 2 is a slog aside from two episodes which are the best in the series but 3 and 4 are good
Spinach
June 14th, 2017, 11:18 PM
yikes!
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If you do this too much you'll turn into Frosty.
3dpd was a thing of mine before Frosty was part of our community don't do me like this.
just Beamu
June 14th, 2017, 11:27 PM
875022457500966912
Goth vampire aesthetic is good
Historia
June 14th, 2017, 11:34 PM
i think im just amazed that the first twilight movie was 8-9 years ago
just Beamu
June 14th, 2017, 11:35 PM
I like to forget them entirely
Prix with a Silent X
June 14th, 2017, 11:36 PM
i think im just amazed that the first twilight movie was 8-9 years ago
It was 2008 or 2009 because I got pulled to it no less than four times and possibly as many as six by friends back when I had flesh and blood friends my senior year of high school.
just Beamu
June 14th, 2017, 11:42 PM
I remember reading all the books around 2010ish despite not actually liking any of them
Historia
June 14th, 2017, 11:45 PM
back when I had flesh and blood friends my senior year of high school.
did you eat them all or something
Gl❀w
June 14th, 2017, 11:49 PM
a lady doesnt chew and tell
Frostyvale
June 15th, 2017, 12:04 AM
http://i.imgur.com/tpYtpBU.jpg
I'm going to post this every day until you like it.
Zurvan
June 15th, 2017, 12:18 AM
You know, toby's puns aren't so bad in comparison
just Beamu
June 15th, 2017, 12:21 AM
a lady doesnt chew and tell
cannibalism is bad and mostly illegal
Prix with a Silent X
June 15th, 2017, 01:01 AM
did you eat them all or something
How could I possibly say no to being mythologized in this way? Whether or not it is true.
Historia
June 15th, 2017, 01:06 AM
How could I possibly say no to being mythologized in this way? Whether or not it is true.
now gimme your favorite song so i can one-up you with my exceptionally refined music taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ1Y8XgcCwg
Vacha
June 15th, 2017, 01:20 AM
http://i.imgur.com/RB9vO9q.jpg
Yorokobe shounen!
2Bad
June 15th, 2017, 01:48 AM
875170689296113664
SeiKeo
June 15th, 2017, 01:51 AM
problematic
2Bad
June 15th, 2017, 01:52 AM
but she's got a new hat
SeiKeo
June 15th, 2017, 02:15 AM
she's not supposed to wear hats
2Bad
June 15th, 2017, 02:16 AM
stop oppressing her
#LetThemWearHats
Prix with a Silent X
June 15th, 2017, 02:22 AM
Incorrect Fate quotes.meme:
Someone???? (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0348231/): What are you gonna do with your share?
Medusa (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2394794/): As a child, my father would have Gamora [Someone Else] and me battle one another in training. Everytime, my sister prevailed. My father would replace a piece of me with machinery, claiming he wanted me to be "her equal." But she won. Again, and again, and again, never once refraining. So, after I murder my sister, I will buy a warship with every conceivable instrument of death, I will hunt my father like a dog and I will tear him apart, slowly. Piece by piece until he knows some sort of resemblance of the profound and unceasing pain I knew every single day!
Same Someone (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0348231/): Yeah... I was talking about like a pretty necklace, or a nice hat, you know. Something to make the other girls go "ooh, that's nice."
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now gimme your favorite song so i can one-up you with my exceptionally refined music taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ1Y8XgcCwg
As much as I like NEET muzak............
Also you're doing this wrong. You can't one-up me if you provide the one-up before I give you the thing to one-up.
just Beamu
June 15th, 2017, 02:25 AM
she's not supposed to wear hats
But, it's a cute hat
SeiKeo
June 15th, 2017, 02:25 AM
stop oppressing her
#LetThemWearHats
evil witch
Prix with a Silent X
June 15th, 2017, 02:27 AM
evil witch
insignificant capitalist
2Bad
June 15th, 2017, 02:28 AM
evil witch
well known non-hat wearers, witches
SeiKeo
June 15th, 2017, 02:30 AM
She wears a robe.
2Bad
June 15th, 2017, 02:31 AM
not always
just Beamu
June 15th, 2017, 02:31 AM
Let Medea Wear A Hat
SeiKeo
June 15th, 2017, 02:33 AM
Like all other segments of the domesticated dress-culture, the worst part of fate
2Bad
June 15th, 2017, 02:35 AM
and furthermore, femininity is inherently enslaving
Prix with a Silent X
June 15th, 2017, 02:37 AM
and furthermore, femininity is inherently enslaving
https://media4.giphy.com/media/OFlIKEYk6hopW/giphy.gif
SeiKeo
June 15th, 2017, 02:44 AM
and furthermore, femininity is inherently enslaving
Why does Caster put Saber in a bridal dress to set her free?
2Bad
June 15th, 2017, 02:48 AM
Why does Caster put Saber in a bridal dress to set her free?
http://www.thejimquisition.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/04-2.jpg
https://img.fireden.net/v/image/1485/85/1485850617694.png
Snow
June 15th, 2017, 03:42 AM
LotR teaches us full helmets are the only feminist headwear.
Sunara
June 15th, 2017, 04:00 AM
well known non-hat wearers, witches
Little known secret: Witches love hats.
Maybe its to keep the magical energy inside or perhaps to show off how well they can defy gravity.
Perhaps it is a geas or a magical side effect that makes a hat appear & they must wear it.
Or maybe it is to hide their magical antenna... aka the ahouge.
asterism42
June 15th, 2017, 04:06 AM
They wear witch hats to let people know they're witches. Because only witches wear witch hats.
Strife ❤️
June 15th, 2017, 04:16 AM
Make Magecraft Great Again
Marmadillo
June 15th, 2017, 07:38 AM
^i assume you meant magic
Historia
June 15th, 2017, 08:07 AM
Also you're doing this wrong. You can't one-up me if you provide the one-up before I give you the thing to one-up.
It just means you've already lost.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klUEZB5JG84
2Bad
June 15th, 2017, 09:15 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHht8480cEo
875174285614096384
Spinach
June 15th, 2017, 01:33 PM
Neighbor: Aw man, where'd your lion mane go?
Me: Disposed of it, my dude.
Him: Ohhh noooooo
Me:
http://i.imgur.com/GLEItLJ.jpg
Polly
June 15th, 2017, 05:20 PM
Over half the people I'm close with are going through a breakdown
Can I get a genie wish?
Kirby
June 15th, 2017, 05:38 PM
Genies can only give you Faustian bargains to materialize your waifu, sorry.
Strife ❤️
June 15th, 2017, 06:51 PM
The genie wish would be:
You get your waifu but the other half has a breakdown too.
Lace
June 15th, 2017, 06:57 PM
Spare me
Five_X
June 15th, 2017, 07:39 PM
A genie your waifu but you have to complete several real-life RPG quests before she loves you
Raylen Cypher
June 15th, 2017, 07:41 PM
A genie your waifu but you have to complete several real-life RPG quests before she loves you
like i dont do that for the majority of my games
Gl❀w
June 15th, 2017, 07:46 PM
a genie is your waifu and she never talks to you
Raylen Cypher
June 15th, 2017, 07:49 PM
kuuderes are fine with me so sure
Laserman
June 15th, 2017, 07:50 PM
heh heh :neco_arc:
Strife ❤️
June 15th, 2017, 07:52 PM
Genies aren't real.
Kirby
June 15th, 2017, 07:54 PM
Time to die.
just Beamu
June 15th, 2017, 07:57 PM
me and family got back after 5 days in Alabama and I think our cat is annoyed at us for being gone
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and furthermore, femininity is inherently enslaving
problematic
SeiKeo
June 15th, 2017, 08:14 PM
Genies aren't real.
I can be your genie... or your djnni
Vacha
June 15th, 2017, 08:32 PM
Time to die.
context
Historia
June 15th, 2017, 10:11 PM
my friend screwed me over again,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhzuGtPfDfA
Sesto
June 15th, 2017, 10:29 PM
can't be screwed over
*thinking man meme*
if you don't have friends
Historia
June 15th, 2017, 10:40 PM
http://memestatic.fjcdn.com/pictures/Roll_b5006e_6178766.jpg
Saiga
June 15th, 2017, 10:49 PM
a genie is your waifu and she never talks to you
If I wanted to be ignored I'd just date my ex
Or hang out with my co-workers
I3uster
June 15th, 2017, 11:09 PM
5 am who up
Five_X
June 15th, 2017, 11:18 PM
5 am who up
ey
Saiga
June 15th, 2017, 11:19 PM
Yo
asterism42
June 15th, 2017, 11:19 PM
meeeee
Five_X
June 15th, 2017, 11:28 PM
Time to put my university tuition on Kickstarter
just Beamu
June 15th, 2017, 11:30 PM
i never sleep
Historia
June 15th, 2017, 11:46 PM
i never sleep
you ded yet
Gl❀w
June 16th, 2017, 12:04 AM
https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder356/73685356.jpg
Arashi_Leonhart
June 16th, 2017, 12:23 AM
when we're not doing something else we're expected to watch titles in the catalog
hey guys i'm getting paid to catch up on monogatari
just Beamu
June 16th, 2017, 12:24 AM
Death couldn't find me
Historia
June 16th, 2017, 12:53 AM
when we're not doing something else we're expected to watch titles in the catalog
hey guys i'm getting paid to catch up on monogatari
why not kokosake
the poor man's koe no katachi
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also watching jimmy fallon and ever since he had his kid, everytime one of his guests has a kid(s) now, he seems super invested in hearing their thoughts on said kid(s). kinda expected, new parent, blah blah...
i find it really interesting. more so than the interviews themselves.
Frostyvale
June 16th, 2017, 10:00 AM
http://i.imgur.com/tpYtpBU.jpg
I'm going to post this every day until you like it.
Asunder
June 16th, 2017, 01:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir-y6-L6Vlk
Sesto
June 16th, 2017, 02:15 PM
captcha is honestly the worst invention in human history
Prix with a Silent X
June 16th, 2017, 03:44 PM
I actually have fun with some of the new captcha stuff...
Kotonoha
June 16th, 2017, 03:54 PM
I hate those new captchas that are like "select all the pictures that have rivers" and then show you a bunch of tiny pictures of ponds and lakes, how am I supposed to tell
Zurvan
June 16th, 2017, 03:57 PM
I hate the captcha that involves me clicking on like a store front, clicking it makes it then fade and then sending me in a loop of clicking the last one that keeps being a store front
Tho lately I had to draw around something instead of clicking boxes, which was still annoying
Vacha
June 16th, 2017, 04:14 PM
http://i.imgur.com/RB9vO9q.jpg
Yorokobe shounen!
Zurvan
June 16th, 2017, 04:25 PM
http://imgur.com/C9cPg7A.jpg
asterism42
June 16th, 2017, 04:34 PM
Realization: There's bascly no food in the house, and the shops are closed.
Result: For dinner, I ate two slices of plain bread, a lump of stale cheese, the remnants of a tub of ice cream and half a lemon.
Historia
June 16th, 2017, 07:55 PM
Icaptcha
the things we do for porn
https://68.media.tumblr.com/cffc74d62b78731c8ede84fe3cb85faf/tumblr_op6ob33eKI1tj2v93o1_400.gif
just Beamu
June 16th, 2017, 08:11 PM
captcha is sin
2Bad
June 16th, 2017, 08:14 PM
875818956111712256
Laserman
June 16th, 2017, 08:48 PM
Captchas are horrible. My laptop problems seem to never end.
Prix with a Silent X
June 17th, 2017, 02:32 AM
the things we do for porn
https://68.media.tumblr.com/cffc74d62b78731c8ede84fe3cb85faf/tumblr_op6ob33eKI1tj2v93o1_400.gif
I have literally never encountered porn and a captcha in the same span of time.
Gl❀w
June 17th, 2017, 02:34 AM
"are you over the age of 18"
"yes"
"seems legit"
Saiga
June 17th, 2017, 02:47 AM
i dont remember porn and captchas going together other
and i would know - i've seen a lot of captchas
Gl❀w
June 17th, 2017, 02:52 AM
porn doesn't care if you're a robot as long as you're not a minor robot
Vacha
June 17th, 2017, 02:54 AM
https://www.pokecommunity.com/images/smilies/307336642283307009.png
Frostyvale
June 17th, 2017, 08:03 AM
http://i.imgur.com/tpYtpBU.jpg
I'm going to post this every day until you like it.
Vacha
June 17th, 2017, 08:07 AM
http://i.imgur.com/RB9vO9q.jpgYorokobe shounen!
Historia
June 17th, 2017, 08:30 PM
I have literally never encountered porn and a captcha in the same span of time.
would you like to get freaky with me then
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http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyxcflBo91rilgd6o1_500.gif
Vacha
June 17th, 2017, 08:51 PM
http://i.imgur.com/6AtJWkA.png
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fuck, I should never had done that. Only bleach can wash this shit and feel like drinking one now.
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What a way to spend the day.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFE6qQ3ySXE
just Beamu
June 17th, 2017, 09:15 PM
would you like to get freaky with me then
tfw solicitation
Gl❀w
June 17th, 2017, 09:25 PM
you've been reported to the cyber police
2Bad
June 17th, 2017, 09:28 PM
It's me, I'm the police, and I cyber
Gl❀w
June 17th, 2017, 09:29 PM
pls dont ruin a perfectly good vintage meme
Saiga
June 17th, 2017, 09:32 PM
i dunno i thought that was pretty great
2Bad
June 17th, 2017, 09:32 PM
Imma ruin something's vintage alright
Five_X
June 18th, 2017, 12:23 AM
Imma ruin something's vintage alright
Don't spill the good wine again
Gl❀w
June 18th, 2017, 12:52 AM
your objection is predicated on the assumption there is any "good" wine
2Bad
June 18th, 2017, 12:54 AM
Don't spill the good wine again
spilling is certainly involved
Saiga
June 18th, 2017, 01:53 AM
All wine is good
Even the goon
Especially the goon
Gl❀w
June 18th, 2017, 01:54 AM
i disagree on account of you're wrong
2Bad
June 18th, 2017, 02:12 AM
realtalk it's either some disgustingly sugary mixed drink, or once the buzz is already going, bourbon time
just Beamu
June 18th, 2017, 02:19 AM
your objection is predicated on the assumption there is any "good" wine
does it count as good if it's cooking wine used in reasonably good food
2Bad
June 18th, 2017, 02:21 AM
cooking wine is explicitly shitty
Saiga
June 18th, 2017, 02:21 AM
i disagree on account of you're wrong
Nuh uh
Prix with a Silent X
June 18th, 2017, 02:39 AM
would you like to get freaky with me then
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http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyxcflBo91rilgd6o1_500.gif
This is the sweetest proposition I can remember.
Historia
June 18th, 2017, 09:11 AM
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-pU_VoeFg
Prix with a Silent X
June 18th, 2017, 09:19 AM
@Shrapnel, transcend physical desire and go commune with my fic?
Frostyvale
June 18th, 2017, 10:17 AM
http://i.imgur.com/tpYtpBU.jpg
I'm going to post this every day until you like it.
Zurvan
June 18th, 2017, 10:23 AM
Posting the same thing over and over must be tiresome
Nikiri
June 18th, 2017, 10:23 AM
one day you will forget to post that
Vacha
June 18th, 2017, 11:15 AM
http://i.imgur.com/RB9vO9q.jpg
Yorokobe shounen!
Historia
June 18th, 2017, 08:02 PM
@Shrapnel, transcend physical desire and go commune with my fic?
You wrote a fic about us?
Gl❀w
June 18th, 2017, 08:03 PM
get a room, jesus
just Beamu
June 18th, 2017, 08:12 PM
once again it becomes the solicitation thread
Historia
June 18th, 2017, 08:36 PM
finally got around to watching trainspotting 2
it was pretty good. though liked the 1st one better, and rewatching the trailer, i kinda liked it better than the movie itself too tbh. at least it introduced me to wolf alice,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE8kxLx0hDc
Tobias
June 18th, 2017, 08:39 PM
Man, there is just nothing like that first drink when you get off a long day and have the whole weekend in front of you
2Bad
June 18th, 2017, 08:41 PM
an auspicious post on this, sunday night
Tobias
June 18th, 2017, 08:44 PM
I work for 10 hour (actually 11-12 hour) days from thurs to Sunday.
monday through Wednesday is my weekend.
2Bad
June 18th, 2017, 08:45 PM
That's a dark life to live
Gl❀w
June 18th, 2017, 08:46 PM
So's the night shift
Tobias
June 18th, 2017, 08:48 PM
That's a dark life to live
I'll drink to that!
Mattias
June 18th, 2017, 09:05 PM
Man, there is just nothing like that first drink when you get off a long day and have the whole weekend in front of you
I know right? I've got the next four days booked off for various reasons, so I'm trying to decide what entertainment goes well with Jagermeister.
Tobias
June 18th, 2017, 09:08 PM
I recommend drinking.
Gl❀w
June 18th, 2017, 09:33 PM
kittens having their crazy hour, same as usual, no big deal
see them run into the guest bathroom together- again, no big deal
look up to see my little tuxedo boy toting an eNTIRE ROLL OF TOILET PAPER OUT OF THE BATHROOM IN HIS MOUTH
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS CAT
Five_X
June 18th, 2017, 09:41 PM
He's a cat, that's what's wrong.
2Bad
June 18th, 2017, 09:44 PM
The 4 grubs and the orange one are all fighting while the ratty one just sits by the door looking at me.
Gl❀w
June 18th, 2017, 09:45 PM
He's a goober, is what he is
Historia
June 19th, 2017, 12:32 AM
He's a goober, is what he is
ur a goober
Sunara
June 19th, 2017, 01:32 AM
Maybe he's just a nice boy and is going to clean up that mess you haven't found yet?
Or some other secret cat plan.
Saiga
June 19th, 2017, 04:47 AM
kittens having their crazy hour, same as usual, no big deal
see them run into the guest bathroom together- again, no big deal
look up to see my little tuxedo boy toting an eNTIRE ROLL OF TOILET PAPER OUT OF THE BATHROOM IN HIS MOUTH
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS CAT
Ahhhh that's great
My sister's cats kept stealing potatoes in particular. Wouldn't eat them, because carnivores, but would keep hoarding them
Prix with a Silent X
June 19th, 2017, 11:47 AM
My theory is that cats are lesser demonic creatures who have potential for good or evil.
Neir
June 19th, 2017, 11:54 AM
kittens having their crazy hour, same as usual, no big deal
see them run into the guest bathroom together- again, no big deal
look up to see my little tuxedo boy toting an eNTIRE ROLL OF TOILET PAPER OUT OF THE BATHROOM IN HIS MOUTH
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS CAT
because it's interesting to interact with and has an unusual texture? how is this confusing
Gl❀w
June 19th, 2017, 12:10 PM
i can see how this may have been misinterpreted
please be advised this was written in the spirit of being caught off guard by a visually comical event
Frostyvale
June 19th, 2017, 01:40 PM
http://i.imgur.com/tpYtpBU.jpg
I'm going to post this every day until you like it.
Vacha
June 19th, 2017, 04:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/RB9vO9q.jpg
Yorokobe shounen!
Neir
June 19th, 2017, 04:49 PM
i can see how this may have been misinterpreted
please be advised this was written in the spirit of being caught off guard by a visually comical event
oh
in that case, yes it's awesome
i love watching young cats play with toilet paper
Seika
June 19th, 2017, 04:55 PM
"I must say you to depend on this inexpensive Goa escort providers agency that is prone to imbue you with amorous company of our feminine escorts."
I really do enjoy our spam sometimes.
Gl❀w
June 19th, 2017, 05:12 PM
oh
in that case, yes it's awesome
i love watching young cats play with toilet paper
apparently i now have to ensure all unsupervised bathrooms have closed doors now to prevent repeat occurrences, because he's already tried it twice again today
Zurvan
June 19th, 2017, 05:47 PM
"I must say you to depend on this inexpensive Goa escort providers agency that is prone to imbue you with amorous company of our feminine escorts."
I really do enjoy our spam sometimes.
almost sad its gone
Strife ❤️
June 19th, 2017, 06:21 PM
My favourite part was all the 'nice' English place names they were namedropping in an attempt to make it seem classy.
Five_X
June 19th, 2017, 06:51 PM
I'm going to miss the Seductress Tour, no :(
Seika
June 19th, 2017, 08:50 PM
Wow, speaking of Finland and cartoon characters.
876742311564238848
Frostyvale
June 19th, 2017, 09:02 PM
Where's their Smurfette?
Seika
June 19th, 2017, 09:03 PM
Actually homophobic.
4score7years
June 20th, 2017, 12:17 AM
Just lost three independent trains of thought today. Legitimately the worst.
Two of them I'll have forgotten about completely by tomorrow, but one of them is going to bother me for a while.
Historia
June 20th, 2017, 12:39 AM
silk by wolf alice - it's been stuck in my head ever since trainspotting 2
it's been stuck in my head ever since trainspotting 2
my love it kills me slowly
slowly I could die
and when she sleeps she hears the blues
sees shades of black and white
Zurvan
June 20th, 2017, 06:46 AM
.
Don't be jealous Saiga, you're a cutie too I'm sure. Even if you're a bit of a dandere.
Saiga
June 20th, 2017, 06:59 AM
what the fuck is a dandere
nevermind
i am no dere at all
100% tsuntsun
Nikiri
June 20th, 2017, 07:00 AM
you forgot to write "b-baka"
Zurvan
June 20th, 2017, 07:04 AM
Mhmm, exactly what a tsundere would say.
Are you holding something back for me, Saiga-kyun?
- - - Updated - - -
Nikiri knows whats up
Saiga
June 20th, 2017, 07:17 AM
defintiely reading into things zuzu
Zurvan
June 20th, 2017, 07:35 AM
I, I see
*sniffle*
It's not like I wanted you to like me, b-bakaaaaa
Historia
June 20th, 2017, 10:44 AM
i'd watch this if it were an anime,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNbb9qixsRQ
also it makes me want more anime stylized like this, but instead we get moe girls who love dicks
i wouldn't mind if fate apoc was done like this or at least the scenes with mordred and kairi
Vacha
June 20th, 2017, 10:52 AM
Would it make a difference for you if they love pussies?
Historia
June 20th, 2017, 11:08 AM
Would it make a difference for you if they love pussies?
cats are ok
Frostyvale
June 20th, 2017, 11:21 AM
http://i.imgur.com/tpYtpBU.jpg
I'm going to post this every day until you like it.
Vacha
June 20th, 2017, 11:24 AM
Suuuureeee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Well not like I didn't expect that.
RoydGolden
June 20th, 2017, 12:50 PM
Had a dream last night where I got banned from here after trying to get instructions on how to lock my door properly(?). Thankfully it's not true in real life...
4score7years
June 20th, 2017, 12:59 PM
Had a dream last night where I got banned from here after trying to get instructions on how to lock my door properly(?). Thankfully it's not true in real life...
Dreams are so weird. It feels real in the moment, and then you wake up and it's just like "what was even going on there".
Five_X
June 20th, 2017, 02:10 PM
Had a dream last night where I got banned from here after trying to get instructions on how to lock my door properly(?). Thankfully it's not true in real life...
Good one, I'll go update the site rules now.
Gl❀w
June 20th, 2017, 03:24 PM
users must be [This] competent to use this website
Seika
June 20th, 2017, 03:31 PM
We wish.
Zurvan
June 20th, 2017, 05:08 PM
Well, if that were to be the case we'd just be seen as some pompous elite group.
hey wait a minute...
Gl❀w
June 20th, 2017, 05:13 PM
make a personal essay part of the admissions process
Vacha
June 20th, 2017, 05:38 PM
http://i.imgur.com/RB9vO9q.jpg
Yorokobe shounen!
SeiKeo
June 20th, 2017, 08:41 PM
o shit this br gift card has 70 bucks on it I thought it was like 5
what should I get thread
just Beamu
June 20th, 2017, 08:49 PM
what is br
Gl❀w
June 20th, 2017, 09:08 PM
bananas
2Bad
June 20th, 2017, 09:12 PM
Brazil
Seika
June 20th, 2017, 09:17 PM
Private islands are always a sound investment.
Five_X
June 20th, 2017, 10:29 PM
Private islands are always a sound investment.
$70 private island, is that basically just a fancy lawn chair floating on a lake?
Laserman
June 20th, 2017, 11:49 PM
877228246252888069
SeiKeo
June 20th, 2017, 11:50 PM
funny meme
Historia
June 21st, 2017, 12:30 AM
who
Gl❀w
June 21st, 2017, 12:30 AM
what, you don't remember [illegible name]?
Mattias
June 21st, 2017, 12:43 AM
Just got back from a Peter Frampton/Steve Miller Band concert. So many sloshed baby boomers. It was both entertaining and embarrassing. Like watching Watamote.
Vacha
June 21st, 2017, 08:35 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MveraXxYFQ
Five_X
June 21st, 2017, 08:51 AM
Last night's dream: going to a rave in somebody's apartment next to a bar, but there were only like 15 people there and the lighting didn't work so we sort of just sat around for a while and chatted.
Zurvan
June 21st, 2017, 08:51 AM
Happy birthday Mattias
Mattias
June 21st, 2017, 11:00 AM
Last night's dream: going to a rave in somebody's apartment next to a bar, but there were only like 15 people there and the lighting didn't work so we sort of just sat around for a while and chatted.
That's pretty much every party I've been to. Only without the rave origin.
Sesto
June 21st, 2017, 11:57 AM
last night I seriously had a dream that I was at some party, and while sitting at a table I used my phone to post in this thread about how parties were dumb
Lace
June 21st, 2017, 12:21 PM
ok I get what r9k is lol
Strife ❤️
June 21st, 2017, 01:06 PM
Now go to k, then a, then you have one Frosty.
Prix with a Silent X
June 21st, 2017, 03:32 PM
I had a dream about being witness to an astronomy cult performing a ritual.
just Beamu
June 21st, 2017, 03:35 PM
What kind of ritual
Five_X
June 21st, 2017, 04:11 PM
I had a dream about being witness to an astronomy cult performing a ritual.
I think that's the plot to a visual novel.
2Bad
June 21st, 2017, 04:41 PM
Westworld is Anthony Hopkins at his most vaguely threatening in quite some time
Raylen Cypher
June 21st, 2017, 06:52 PM
I realized I have a lot of Jalter Avvies, but no Martha ones.
This must be rectified.
Saiga
June 21st, 2017, 10:57 PM
No stick to the JAlters rayray
I enjoy seeing many JAlter avies regularly
just Beamu
June 21st, 2017, 10:59 PM
you aren't his mom yo
Gl❀w
June 21st, 2017, 11:11 PM
settle down kids
Saiga
June 21st, 2017, 11:11 PM
Yes i am
just Beamu
June 21st, 2017, 11:13 PM
Stunning familial revelations here
Zurvan
June 22nd, 2017, 02:13 AM
This explains so much
Raylen Cypher
June 22nd, 2017, 02:47 AM
I just wish there were more fanart of the two together, preferably back-to-back (their final artworks thumbnails are positioned like this).
That way I won't have to choose.
Snow
June 22nd, 2017, 12:07 PM
ONE TWO THREE
SAEROUN SIJAGIYA
JEOLDAE DWIDORABOJIN ANHEUL GEONIKKA
Lace
June 22nd, 2017, 01:00 PM
BABY NAL TEOJIL GEOTCHEOREOM ANAJWO
GWUMAN SAENGGAKHAE MWOGA GEURI
Snow
June 22nd, 2017, 01:10 PM
EORYEOWO
GEOJITMALCHEOREOM KISEUHAEJWO NAEGA NEOEGE
MAJIMAK SARANGIN GEOTCHEOREOM
Lace
June 22nd, 2017, 01:27 PM
http://i.imgur.com/mYFq4fi.png
2Bad
June 22nd, 2017, 01:51 PM
Is this podracing
Snow
June 22nd, 2017, 02:47 PM
http://i.imgur.com/VhWchXv.png
Frostyvale
June 22nd, 2017, 03:07 PM
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/528/341/0dd.png
I'm going to post this every day until you like it.
Lace
June 22nd, 2017, 03:17 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GTX6QNR.png
2Bad
June 22nd, 2017, 03:53 PM
I didn't know one of the gup MCs had a lazy eye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Sd9l1v1Vfg
Seika
June 22nd, 2017, 04:29 PM
ONE TWO THREE
SAEROUN SIJAGIYA
JEOLDAE DWIDORABOJIN ANHEUL GEONIKKA
BABY NAL TEOJIL GEOTCHEOREOM ANAJWO
GWUMAN SAENGGAKHAE MWOGA GEURI
EORYEOWO
GEOJITMALCHEOREOM KISEUHAEJWO NAEGA NEOEGE
MAJIMAK SARANGIN GEOTCHEOREOM
Let's pretend someone had done this with a Japanese pop song. How would you rate them on a weeb scale of 1-10?
In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries
June 22nd, 2017, 04:36 PM
probably higher than I would on a koreaboo scale
kpop is a lot less niche than jpop
Gl❀w
June 22nd, 2017, 04:48 PM
probably still just like a 2 or 3 though
Lace
June 22nd, 2017, 04:49 PM
I'll never cross the line of being a koreaboo it's just cute songs
Zurvan
June 22nd, 2017, 04:49 PM
Thats how it starts
Raylen Cypher
June 22nd, 2017, 05:24 PM
Yes it does.
Snow
June 22nd, 2017, 05:25 PM
I'm koreaboo thank y
2Bad
June 22nd, 2017, 05:29 PM
There comes a time when we are all faced with the question, "should I tell this joke about buttholes or not"
And on that day, each must choose their own path
Snow
June 22nd, 2017, 05:37 PM
and well tbf Korean is at least a living language
Lace
June 22nd, 2017, 05:39 PM
There comes a time when we are all faced with the question, "should I tell this joke about buttholes or not"
And on that day, each must choose their own path
You don't have to joke about yourself buddy.
Five_X
June 22nd, 2017, 05:47 PM
There comes a time when we are all faced with the question, "should I tell this joke about buttholes or not"
And on that day, each must choose their own path
http://i.imgur.com/uThBJbr.jpg
just Beamu
June 22nd, 2017, 06:03 PM
There comes a time when we are all faced with the question, "should I tell this joke about buttholes or not"
And on that day, each must choose their own path
do it coward
asterism42
June 22nd, 2017, 06:47 PM
I'm fuckin obsessed with Lakshmi's theme from FF XIV. I literally can't stop listening to it.
Five_X
June 22nd, 2017, 07:20 PM
I'm fuckin obsessed with Lakshmi's theme from FF XIV. I literally can't stop listening to it.
drugs, not even once
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