Random Thoughts Thread

[I3uster]

adorno but as antipositivists they all quite easily adapt to a curse of madness

[Dullahan]

would have said benjamin t b h

FULL FATHOM FIVE THY FATHER LIES
OF HIS BONES ARE CORAL MADE
THOSE ARE PEARLS THAT WERE HIS EYES

[SeiKeo]

im listening to hardstyle and am afraid ill turn into my sister

soon blers will ask me if im hot and or single
Would you rather answer that question with two nos or two yeses?

[I3uster]

Would you rather answer that question with two nos or two yeses?

is this a genie

[SeiKeo]

A genie makes you a two yes or a two no, forever.

[Snow]

Mention of frankfurt school triggers my post kpop video response

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYEaI5y7QaM

[I3uster]

A genie makes you a two yes or a two no, forever.

what do you think

[SeiKeo]

what do you think
Tell me about your heart.

[I3uster]

cant you understand a maidens heart

[Polly]

I need someone to rec me an anime which would be to my liking

I'll pay in cookies

[Zurvan]

^

What do you think

[Snow]

I need someone to rec me an anime which would be to my liking

I'll pay in cookies
Yuri On Ice, Yona...

[Five_X]

I need someone to rec me an anime which would be to my liking

I'll pay in cookies

What things do you usually find good?

[Spinach]

Gochuusagi is about cute girls working together in a cafe. It's basically without fault or flaw.

[I3uster]

love live school idol project

[Nikiri]

Shigofumi

[Polly]

What things do you usually find good?

gay things

things that are not set in highschool

good things


(must fulfil at least 2/3 of the aforementioned criteria)

[2Bad]

gay things

things that are not set in highschool

good things


(must fulfil at least 2/3 of the aforementioned criteria)
Little Witch Academia

[Five_X]

gay things

things that are not set in highschool

good things


(must fulfil at least 2/3 of the aforementioned criteria)

Therefore, you're interested in:

-Good gay things
-Good things not set in highschool
-Gay things not set in highschool
-Good gay things not set in highschool

according to my very in-depth calculations this means from what I have on my HDD you'll maybe like

Hibike! Euphonium (good, remarkably gay, but in high school),
Ga-Rei Zero (very good, the plot is centred around the gay, and not really set in high school),
Akatsuki no Yona (good, minimally gay, and entirely removed from high school or school of any kind), and
Yuri on ICE (good, not at all in highschool, and the gayest possible)

enjoy <3

[I3uster]

love live takes place in a highschool but its a 2 out of 3

[Polly]

I must regretfully inform you that, while I'm grateful for your effort, I have in the meantime died and will remain dead for the foreseeable future

[I3uster]

quick watch love live before they lower you down

[Five_X]

Get a tablet built into the front of the coffin on the inside you can watch from the Great Beyond.

[Polly]

Too late, already dead, and cremated, too

[I3uster]

here lies polly

she never could experience love live

[just Beamu]

reanimate the ashes imo

[Nikiri]

she can still send a shigofumi

[Five_X]

reanimate the ashes imo

I'm pretty sure that's how you make a Dark Souls boss.

[2Bad]

Yona is pretty gay when you get to the manga and Lili, even if, frustratingly, Guts is still the love interest

[Spinach]

here lies polly

she never could experience love live

fuckin sad

[Snow]

she experienced the actual love live

can the rest of us claim the same?

[I3uster]

always with the low blows

[just Beamu]

I'm pretty sure that's how you make a Dark Souls boss.
she must manifest her true form

[Lace]

she experienced the actual love live

can the rest of us claim the same?

well, she's also dead, so see what that got her

[Five_X]

Don't do love, kids. Not even once.

[SpoonyViking]

well, she's also dead, so see what that got her

Are you saying both facts are directly related? Because that wouldn't be a bad way to go, all things considered.
I mean, it would be a veritable nightmare for your partner, but not a bad way to go at all.

[Polly]

she experienced the actual love live

can the rest of us claim the same?

You stole my line

I'm so proud of you... ;__;

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well, she's also dead, so see what that got her

Too bad she didn't live.

Then again, who does?

[SpoonyViking]

Heh.
https://medium.com/@annevictoriaclark/the-rock-test-a-hack-for-men-who-dont-want-to-be-accused-of-sexual-harassment-73c45e0b49af

[Polly]

I love this so much

[Saiga]

Would you rather answer that question with two nos or two yeses?

What a profound question

I have much to ponder

[Lace]

how long does it usually take adolescents to form a personality

[Saiga]

I'm still waiting

[asterism42]

how long does it usually take adolescents to form a personalityBrain studies suggest possibly not until they're, like, 25.

[Saiga]

Four more months to go!

[Five_X]

Four more months to go!

Condolences

[Seika]

Four more months to go!
I hope you and the baby remain in the best of health.

[Bird of Hermes]

gay things

things that are not set in highschool

good things


(must fulfil at least 2/3 of the aforementioned criteria)
I hear Revolutionary Girl Utena is at least two of those things.

[Mattias]

gay things

things that are not set in highschool

good things


(must fulfil at least 2/3 of the aforementioned criteria)

Shin Sekai Yori. Good, has a whole gay arc, and no highschool.

[Zurvan]

Four more months to go!

I'll miss you

[Strife ❤️]

It's 2:39am and I'm awake and have flu ask me anything

[Seika]

It's 2:40am and I'm awake and I don't have the flu and I have work at 6.

Don't ask me anything.

[Spinach]

Hey cutie, post feet?

[SeiKeo]

It's 2:39am and I'm awake and have flu ask me anything

no


It's 2:40am and I'm awake and I don't have the flu and I have work at 6.

Don't ask me anything.

No


Hey cutie, post feet?

No.

[asterism42]

It's 2:45 I'm awake, completely wired, and planning on calling in sick in four hours.

[Spinach]

no



No



No.

I wasn't talking to you!!

[SeiKeo]

It's 2:45 I'm awake, completely wired, and planning on calling in sick in four hours.
No!

[Strife ❤️]

https://i.imgur.com/mnRKpce_d.jpg

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Wow it's small fuck you phoneposting

[Spinach]

Don't you have pretty small feet anyway, seems right to me.

[I3uster]

its 4 am and i have a headache from sleeping too little which keeps me from sleeping it owns

[Five_X]

Scientists still can't figure out why exactly we seem to need to sleep, the suspense keeps me awake at night.

[SeiKeo]

its 4 am and i have a headache from sleeping too little which keeps me from sleeping it owns
No?

[Kirby]

I spent two hours last night lying awake thinking about RPG class systems.

[Strife ❤️]

Yes.

[SeiKeo]

I spent two hours last night lying awake thinking about RPG class systems.
https://i.imgur.com/AiCXrsu.png

[I3uster]

Hey cutie, post feet?

https://i.imgur.com/UpW0lPO.png

mfw casuals near me

[Strife ❤️]

Hate you all

[Lace]

of course she would

[I3uster]

love unrequited is more romantic

[Saiga]

I spent two hours last night lying awake thinking about RPG class systems.

Please, share your thoughts

I love thinking about RPG class systems

[SeiKeo]

love unrequited is more romantic
;P

[I3uster]

you cant ask for feet without the go-to-sleep thirst smiley of ill omen

thats why spinach fails where i succeed

[SeiKeo]

go-to-sleep thirst smiley of ill omen

​.

[I3uster]

have you in your entire life of observing thirsty people on the internet never seen "go to sleep :P"

am i the only one

[Strife ❤️]

Pretty sure you are

[I3uster]

shit i spilled the secret to success

im sorry strife

[Saiga]

have you in your entire life of observing thirsty people on the internet never seen "go to sleep :P"

am i the only one

Oh fuck i was going to say this to Seika

But without the smiley so i guess thats okay

[I3uster]

remember you can not be accused of thirst if you dont talk at all

[SeiKeo]

have you in your entire life of observing thirsty people on the internet never seen "go to sleep :P"

am i the only one
You are Too Online.

[I3uster]

i can see everything

[Saiga]

remember you can not be accused of thirst if you dont talk at all

Thats how i try to handle social events but it doesnt seem to work??

Edit: v nice avatar Keo

[I3uster]

eyes to the floor don juan

[SeiKeo]

i can see everything
This is just like when in Crystal Skull Cate Blanchett got to know everything and blew her brain up.

[I3uster]

is he asleep and you have to take over his shift, is that how it works

or is the forum your whole jurisdiction now

[SpoonyViking]

I spent two hours last night lying awake thinking about RPG class systems.


Please, share your thoughts

I love thinking about RPG class systems

Same here!

[SeiKeo]

is he asleep and you have to take over his shift, is that how it works

or is the forum your whole jurisdiction now
https://i.imgur.com/IGIbuWA.png

[I3uster]

anakin youre breaking my heart

[2Bad]

https://i.imgur.com/IGIbuWA.png
this is from /r/neoliberal right

[asterism42]

Did you know the only number that's in alphabetical order when written in English is forty?

[Saiga]

I did not

[asterism42]

Also four is the only one with the same number of letters as the number it is.

[Five_X]

Also four is the only one with the same number of letters as the number it is.

Fou, fou, fooouuu

[Dullahan]

I pity the fou.

[Gl❀w]

i recognize the utility advantage of fanny packs, but christ.

[Historia]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY2gdIPfWWM&amp;feature=youtu.be

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the song is catchy

[Spinach]

There must be some sort of short circuiting in my donger wiring. Worrying.

[Dullahan]

I'm gonna have to give a speech.

[Historia]

917816690645204992

[Seika]

i recognize the utility advantage of fanny packs, but christ.They would be greatly improved if you lot'd stop calling them fanny packs. Much as you appear to have bowdlerised the meaning of that slang, the rest of us haven't.

[I3uster]

fanny packs mean you are either over the age of 65 or a dealer

the latter part actually made them a minor thing in streetwear for some reason but people started wearing them like sashes because no matter what you do having them around your waist still looks dumb

[Snow]

Belted Satchels

[I3uster]

https://i.imgur.com/QgIYiQ0.jpg

style goals

[Mcjon01]

i recognize the utility advantage of fanny packs, but christ.
Just get one of those sling backpacks that are basically fanny packs in denial, everybody here in Japan is wearing them so they must be hip.

[2Bad]

918097337200889856
918097337200889856

[Five_X]

https://i.imgur.com/QgIYiQ0.jpg

style goals

camhos is the other thread I3

[I3uster]

i wish i could actually trim my beard like that

[Zurvan]

Same

[Spinach]

You... can't?

[Zurvan]

Not with this contraption

[I3uster]

id need an electrical trimmer that i dont have, if i do a regular cream shave it goes all off

and those fuckers cost a fortune

[Gl❀w]

They would be greatly improved if you lot'd stop calling them fanny packs. Much as you appear to have bowdlerised the meaning of that slang, the rest of us haven't.

there is no rebrand that can save that atrocious product

[Five_X]

bum bags

[just Beamu]

it's all in the design and positioning tbh

[Five_X]

Thanks to Bloble for coming over and eating Schnitzel and watching Blade Runner with me, it was a grand old time :)

[Saiga]

jelly

[asterism42]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyk86I9XOE4

[the god of world-0]

My sleep is weird lately
like, i've been sleeping early for some reason.

[Mcjon01]

I hate that I can drop 100 dollars on international shipping and customs fees alone and still come out ahead of the cost of taking a train to the next prefecture over that's actually big enough to have an outlet mall that sells things that fit my hideous gaijin body.

[I3uster]

Is this a tall or a fat problem

[Mcjon01]

I'm tall for real and fat in Japan

[I3uster]

lifehack: you can always just wear thermal underwear as crop top

[Mcjon01]

Also my shoe size is 29cm which is problematic here

[Spinach]

How tall are you anyway Mcjon?

[Mcjon01]

Okay fine Spinach you win I'm a shorty

[Spinach]

I'LL BULLY YOU UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE FOR NOT VISITING ME

[Mcjon01]

okay sorry

[Spinach]

I forgive you Mcjon.

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So anyway Mcjon what's the maximum size to be in Japan without needing to shop at a specialty store for clothes?

[Mcjon01]

Depends on what you mean by "need"
6'0" and under should be fine pretty much anywhere
I'm 6'2" and can only shop at big main branches that carry stuff above XXL
6'5" and over is probably too tall for normal stores

But no matter what size you are, the sleeves will always be too short and the shoulders will always be too tight because your skeleton is wrong for living here

[Spinach]

Do you ever apologize for your skeleton

[Gl❀w]

mfw 3am glow makes decisions and 8:30am glow has to live with them

[Mcjon01]

Do you ever apologize for your skeleton

My skeleton doesn't have to apologize for anything, it's white

[Spinach]

https://i.imgur.com/T9BNMkc.png

[Snow]

mfw 3am glow makes decisions and 8:30am glow has to live with them

Loving me is never a bad decision.

[Five_X]

mfw 3am glow makes decisions and 8:30am glow has to live with them

this is why they ask, "where has the rum gone?"

[asterism42]

Sensible Me: "I have some errands to run. I don't have to do them today, but it's better to do them as soon as possible."
Irresponsible Me: "But I don't want to."

Irresponsible me makes a compelling argument.

[Mcjon01]

Irresponsible Me: Fuck thinking about work tomorrow I wanna drink whiskey
Sensible Me: Okay whiskey tastes good do it

So I did it

[Spinach]

I can't believe my BL parental figures are irresponsible drinkers

Explains my behavior though

[Tobias]

Responsible me: this is a good networming oppurtunity, dress responsibly and arrive early

irresposnible me: fuck that, this is the first vacation I have had since July 2012! Let's get a manhattan and show up in pajamas!

responsible me: woo, shots before 9 in the morning are best!

[Gl❀w]

I'm not an irresponsible drinker, I sober up before I go to bed so I don't suffer hangovers

[Mcjon01]

I'm smart, I know if I go to bed too drunk I'll have a hangover so I sleep it off on the floor first

[Gl❀w]

By Jove you're a genius

[Snow]

A favorite TM song poll but you have to post your rendition of it for your vote to count.

[Gl❀w]

Jokes on you I don't listen to weeb music

[Snow]

Truly I am defeated.

[Mcjon01]

A favorite TM song poll but you have to post your rendition of it for your vote to count.
where’s the poll

[Snow]

There'll be no poll, for I've been thoroughly shamed.

[I3uster]

i donr have the range for another heaven, the only correct answer (though the sakura meikyuu people can hang out too)

[Saiga]

Responsible me: I should focus on this online exam since I've only got half an hour left

Irresponsible me: I'm going to check RT for new posts

[I3uster]

Are you doing this literally during it

[Saiga]

well NOW it's finished

[I3uster]

also for people that havent seen it since its literally on the bottom of the page vote for the fate of random polls

[Spinach]

I don't even have a responsible me.

[SpoonyViking]

Fuck the bonfire of vanities which is academia.

[I3uster]

just because it happens because of undiagnosed obsessive compulsive disorder doesnt mean we cant still count your housekeeping abilities in the responsible category

[Saiga]

I don't even have a responsible me.
here's a secret: i lied about that first thought i had

[Dullahan]

I love bonfires fuck you

[Saiga]

then fucking one should be amenable to you

[I3uster]

I love bonfires fuck you

i just hate when i want to get tenured at the bonfire but dont have enough humanities

[SeiKeo]

Hard game xd

[Dullahan]

kill babies

[I3uster]

Hard game xd

i just wanted to make a shitty pun

[SeiKeo]

Hey I liked it, that response was affectionate.

[Dullahan]

it was a pretty good pune, or play on words

[Spinach]

just because it happens because of undiagnosed obsessive compulsive disorder doesnt mean we cant still count your housekeeping abilities in the responsible category

did you just??

[the god of world-0]

Thats why i dont drink
my friends always ask if i dont like having a good time, i answer "belive me, i'm alredy having it and i am filming everything"

[Mcjon01]

Yo know what's even more fun than being a bitch ass wet blanket, getting drunk try it

[kotelo]

alcohol tastes bad =(

[the god of world-0]

I stay sober, i get to watch my best friend dancing and singing "my humps" on top of a table.
Better yet, i get to show him the video on the next day

[Spinach]

You get drunk, you get to sing and dance with your friend.

[the god of world-0]

You can do that sober too

[Spinach]

You dance better drunk.

[the god of world-0]

You probably dance and sing better also

[Spinach]

I'm white, I can't dance to save my life.

[the god of world-0]

Just do the mario dance

[SpoonyViking]

I love bonfires fuck you

No, you.

[Bird of Hermes]

I'm white, I can't dance to save my life.
The trick is to be so drunk you don't care how bad you look while dancing

[Historia]

I only drink wine and vodka.

[the god of world-0]

The trick is to be so drunk you don't care how bad you look while dancing

But i will always be there to remind you the next day

[Spinach]

The trick is to be so drunk you don't care how bad you look while dancing

Bro that's exactly why I drink

[Five_X]

Bro that's exactly why I drink

crippling existential angst aside

[Spinach]

Existential angst is a phase you grow out of with puberty

my crippling asides lie elsewhere

[just Beamu]

mfw 3am glow makes decisions and 8:30am glow has to live with them
how bad was decision tho

[Sesto]

phone interview in two hours

i think i am going to die from a heart attack before then

[Seika]

I believe the advice in this situation is to do it naked.

[Spinach]

Rub one out and go for a slow burn while you do the interview

[Zurvan]

Good luck

[Spinach]

Lemon tea is hella good.

[the god of world-0]

Ice lemon tea or hot lemon tea?

[Sesto]

tfw you prepare a lot expecting generic interview questions and find out that it's really informal. at least it went well.

[Spinach]

Hot hot hot

[the god of world-0]

Hot lemon tea is good, but in this category i have to say i like cinnamon better

[You]

tfw you prepare a lot expecting generic interview questions and find out that it's really informal. at least it went well.
so... name one time you overcame a difficulty and what did you learn from that

[Spinach]

Every day Sesto gets out of bed with the knowledge that anime isn't real, from which he learned that life is a bleak void

[Sunara]

so... name one time you overcame a difficulty and what did you learn from that
While training in the mountains, I encountered a menacing bear. After an epic battle of claws, shirikens, darts, boomerangs, tennis rackets, and a large motorhome.... we decided that we approved of each other as warriors and sat down for a drink. And that is how we became blood brothers & I need weekends off to train his children...

[asterism42]

I died once. Luckily I had saved only a few minutes beforehand so I didn't have to redo too much.

[the god of world-0]

so... name one time you overcame a difficulty and what did you learn from that

so, one time i meet this super cute girl with an hippogriff...
after that i learned to doubt peoples genders.

[Seika]

so... name one time you overcame a difficulty and what did you learn from that
Five seconds ago, I was asked a truly moronic and asinine question by an interviewer and kept my abuse of them to a reasonable minimum. I expect to learn from this that I've got the job.

[just Beamu]

how bad was the abuse this is important

[Vacha]

so... name one time you overcame a difficulty and what did you learn from that

that anime isn't real
.

[Saiga]

tfw you prepare a lot expecting generic interview questions and find out that it's really informal. at least it went well.

Didnt recognize you with the new avi, zesty sesty

[Gl❀w]

please don't ever say that again

[Vacha]

sassy saiga

[just Beamu]

that was horrifying

[Saiga]

I make no promises and no apologies

[Laserman]

i donr have the range for another heaven, the only correct answer (though the sakura meikyuu people can hang out too)
https://media.tenor.com/images/ae71313763986aa3179c18f23f652fc4/tenor.gif

[Gl❀w]

I make no promises and no apologies

incidentally, that's also the line that keeps you single

[just Beamu]

harsh

[Lace]

glow I miss you give me a sick burn so I know you're really back

[Gl❀w]

no disrespect but who the fuck is lace

[Saiga]

incidentally, that's also the line that keeps you single

Thats very mean

Go-glow girl

Im fucking unstoppable today

[Kotonoha]

no disrespect but who the fuck is lace
4give me

[Lace]

Is that a burn??

[Gl❀w]

sorry i just couldnt be assed putting in the effort

[Saiga]

She only does that for people she likes

[Gl❀w]

if that were true you'd be off the list

[Saiga]

Of people you cant be bothered with

[Lace]

when bae loves you so much she can't even insult you

[Gl❀w]

i have rules about making fun of kids

[SeiKeo]

The knife in the back gasp emoji

[Gl❀w]

The knife in the back gasp emoji

.

[just Beamu]

at what age does the child label fade

[the god of world-0]

sudenly the tread turns into a slaugher fest

[Five_X]

at what age does the child label fade

If you have to ask...

[Seika]

at what age does the child label fade
Less than five years younger than me.

[Gl❀w]

subject to annual re-evaluation

[just Beamu]

Less than five years younger than me.
my eternal youth is gone

[Lace]

Wow you're all so creative!!!

[just Beamu]

subject to annual re-evaluation
h-hey now

[Lace]

koto back me up here babe

[Kotonoha]

lace go to sleep

[Saiga]

Top 10 anime betrayals

[Lace]

GREAT back up

[the god of world-0]

everyone her needs love
begining with me, someone volunters?

[just Beamu]

i'd back you up lace but i'm weak

[Seika]

everyone her needs love
begining with me, someone volunters?
I can offer spite, hatred, and loathing.

[2Bad]

same

[the god of world-0]

I can offer spite, hatred, and loathing.

you can give me 4chan?

[Lace]

4ch only does it ironically, you see

[the god of world-0]

i dont think we meet before. pleasure, my name is internet and i live from humanity's hate

and porn

[just Beamu]

irony is evil

[Arashi_Leonhart]

someone help I get to go work with Wendee Lee tomorrow and I can't contain the fifteen year old me's hype

[SeiKeo]

i dont think we meet before. pleasure, my name is internet and i live from humanity's hate

and porn
i guess we didn't meet before because you come from 2005 when this was coool

[Laserman]

someone help I get to go work with Wendee Lee tomorrow and I can't contain the fifteen year old me's hype
Lucky

[LJ3]

someone help I get to go work with Wendee Lee tomorrow and I can't contain the fifteen year old me's hype

Nice

[Kirby]

http://78.media.tumblr.com/930fc9039179650a64f025c1af3466ef/tumblr_oxhdwgqCNp1qzis54o1_1280.jpg

[the god of world-0]

i'm evil i dont give a fuck to what is cool

[Lace]

http://78.media.tumblr.com/930fc9039179650a64f025c1af3466ef/tumblr_oxhdwgqCNp1qzis54o1_1280.jpg

I love them!!

[Gl❀w]

i'm evil i dont give a fuck to what is cool

the little edgelord that could

[Seika]

http://78.media.tumblr.com/930fc9039179650a64f025c1af3466ef/tumblr_oxhdwgqCNp1qzis54o1_1280.jpg
Left: I just ate these mushrooms and WOAH, I CAN SEE THE UNIVERSE.

[the god of world-0]

yes, love me!

[SeiKeo]

Left: I just ate these mushrooms and WOAH, I CAN SEE THE UNIVERSE.
Very Kirby