Random Thoughts Thread

[Saiga]

Watching, i should have mentioned

[Canon]

This is my 6000th post

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Wait it doesn't count here

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Gdi

[Spinach]

Azur Lane rots your already rotten brain Canon

[Canon]

If this feeling in my heart is rotten, I don't want to feel fresh

[Spinach]

I said your brain

[Canon]

I think with my kokoro

[Raylen Cypher]

I think with my ochinchin

*sound of a door shutting and laughter slowly fading away on the other side*

[Canon]

The heart, the mind, and the holy penis

[Spinach]

"You don't have to be sad that you got an erection from a loli, that's natural" - I3uster

[I3uster]

this is completely decontextualized

[Katie]

not really

[Spinach]

Hey Canon we were talking about the Fatalpulse Azur Lane doujin, I see you lurking

[Canon]

I see all the context I need, Aryan friend

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Hey Canon we were talking about the Fatalpulse Azur Lane doujin, I see you lurking

Not really an Asanagi fan to be honest, it wasn't particularly entertaining

[I3uster]

im never being supportive again

[Zurvan]

we all know thats a lie

[SeiKeo]

this is completely decontextualized
no honestly it seems pretty ic

[the god of world-0]

and thus, we all learn a important lesson...

[Laserman]

I miss my Pokemon friends and the community so very much. But I'm not going to rush playing Pokemon Ultra Moon just to get back to them...

[Sunara]

Happy New Year, everyone! :-) May we all be generally better people this year!
2018 is already trying to kill me and we're only 2 days in. Woot! Also, I refuse. Now, be better to myself & peeps I actually care about, maybe. Improve myself in areas that I been trying to work on , maybe.

And belated Happy New Year! Sorry, I was too busy living in video games to post.


In my last attempt this year to educate you lot, here's animetal kpop.

https://youtu.be/Lxfl8LRab_I

I like. X3 Is it weird that I'd totally put it on as music to listen to as I sleep?
FYI, I don't normally put on music 4 sleepy time unless there's background noise I'm trying to tune out.

[the god of world-0]

i am HUNGRY, there nothing on the frigde and i can go to the market with my broken leg
anyone, send food!!!

[Shikieiki]

Wow. This thread still lives.

[Raylen Cypher]

"母 しゃべる ドッグチーズ"

im dying

[Historia]

pumped up kicks = foster the people's worst song, the other songs on their debut album are much better,

[Snow]

I Would Do Anything For You is my fav, followed probably by Call It What You Want.

I used to like Helena Beat but now it just makes me sad.

[Historia]

I Would Do Anything For You is my fav, followed probably by Call It What You Want.

I used to like Helena Beat but now it just makes me sad.

marry me

best song on their latest (?) album is Sit Next To Me

[Kirby]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/e865d12053af0b6e5c6f485851e8a09e/tumblr_osaig2ypcI1qzis54o1_1280.jpg

[Criarino]

Almost 10000 pages...

[Raylen Cypher]

was this your form in one of your past lives kirby

[the god of world-0]

it is 1:39 AM and i just woke up of the most surreal dream, i am writing everything down while is fresh.
i think this time i found the idea that i needed

[Historia]

yeah write that lemon before it shrivels

you go mate

[Sunara]

As a joke, I asked my cat this morning if she'd like to go to work in my place & she meowed like she said yes.
I wonder if they'd hire a cat as security.... XP (btw, I'm not security but the idea of a cat stopping thieves is hilarious & they'd probably be stealthier.)

[Vacha]

it would be meow-hem.

[Dullahan]

これと云って奇功のない、閑雅な、明るくひらいた御庭である。数珠を繰るような蝉の声がここを領している。 そのほかには何一つ音とてなく、寂莫を極めている。この庭には何もない。記憶もなければ何もないところへ、 自分は来てしまったと本多は思った。

庭は夏の日ざかりの日を浴びてしんとしている。

Mishima Yukio. 1971.

It was a bright, quiet garden, without striking features. Like a rosary rubbed between the hands, the shrilling of cicadas held sway. There was no other sound. The garden was empty. He had come, thought Honda, to a place that had no memories, nothing.

The noontide sun of summer flowed over the still garden.

trans. Edward Seidensticker. 1974.

[I3uster]

i hate it when anime set in summer does this

[Dullahan]

quite possibly one of the most beautiful endings ever written, definitely going in my Top 10 Anime Finales video

[the god of world-0]

i'm sleepy

[Rafflesiac]

Hands and feet are dead from shoveling.

I heard there was snow in Florida. How many of you will be illegally immigrating to Mexico the day after tomorrow?

[Snow]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EiNsoTc9kk
HEY HEY HEY HEY

[I3uster]

people born at the start of january tend to be great people good on you

[Snow]

At least I can be great too and not just old, thank

[Raylen Cypher]

>tend

[Snow]

Yeah I'm pretty great.

[Raylen Cypher]

Oh you're great, I was pointing "tend" out in the direction of a certain parent of mine. I wasn't making a dig at you if it seemed like that.

[just Beamu]

Snow is indeed pretty great

[Historia]

she's pretty cool, yeah - and the song too though i dont dig k-pop that much. also this song,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZdsmLgCVdU

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and i found this and its glorious:

65715804

[Dullahan]

people born at the start of january tend to be great people good on you

nice, no-one told me that before

[I3uster]

i played a teenager drinking game over irc and now im hammered god why am i so dumb

[Spinach]

lol boy

[I3uster]

ur dumb too

[Lianru]

stop being dumb, stay sober

[Spinach]

stop being dumb, stay sober

like me

[Lianru]

I don't believe you

[I3uster]

a drunk and a liar

[the god of world-0]

i keep having this surreal dreams, its kinda scary but its a gold mine

[Sunara]

Alternate realities.

[the god of world-0]

i wish i could sleep that much

[the god of world-0]

also, as a (very well treated but still) depresive pacient, if i start to sleep any more than the normal everyone around me starts to freak out and ask if i am okay

[the god of world-0]

is it weird that my favorite more recent final fantasy is world of final fantasy?

[Skull]

is it weird that my favorite more recent final fantasy is world of final fantasy?
Nah fam, it's a solid game.

I myself purchased FFX/X-2 HD recently to reconnect with my childhood.

[Historia]

ayyy, this is pretty catchy,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ad4NsEy1tg

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when their band name is stupid you know they're good

[I3uster]

even listening to german rap i cant escape gacha


Geh ans Phone, mein Steuerberater sagt: "Shalom Abdi aka/

Akhi sag grad mal wie kann das sein?

Wer zahlt für Fifa Coins sieben Scheine?"

Zur Seite, erklär lieber Steuern/

Du hast kein Plan, Lewandowski ist teuer

[Dullahan]

finished "notes of a crocodile" by qiu miaojin, SOL anime about a depressive taiwanese lesbian

it's pretty good.

[the god of world-0]

its sure sound interesting

[Historia]

a band i haven't listened to in a few years, found some new (old) stuff and it's great


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRzOfOUmleU

dust to dust they say


that's the way that we go

[the god of world-0]

i can decide what to do for dinner, anyone has any sugestion?

[Sunara]

Feeling pissed at being pissed off about practially everything. I hate my life.

[the god of world-0]

as someone who has seem the bottom of the pit i can tell, things will get better, but only if you dont give up

[Optimus]

I can't believe this thread is still alive for some unholy reason

[just Beamu]

I'm sorry

[the god of world-0]

where would i go to complain about stuff

[Arashi_Leonhart]

a therapist

[the god of world-0]

the rapist?

[Historia]

not us

[Optimus]

how do i ping tobias the rapist bird therapist

[the god of world-0]

for what other people are, if not to hear my problems?

[Sunara]

U mean this isn't an invisible wall/ board we can throw our troubles against & it magically disappears?

[hayate]

U mean this isn't an invisible wall/ board we can throw our troubles against & it magically disappears?

It's invisible, unless someone finds this site.

[Sunara]

Someone?

I've been trying to avoid rants as they make me feel like a terrible person & probably are annoying to everyone. That & I don't want to lose those I treasure.... which might happen anyway because I'm internalizing everything....

[the god of world-0]

you can rant here, thats what the internet is for
also, try and talk with someone you know it will not leave you, like a brother

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i used to internalize everything and ended up wasting a year of my life, with repercusions still affecting me today.
Do what you must to stay sane

[Nikiri]

sing a song

[hayate]

i used to internalize everything and ended up wasting a year of my life, with repercusions still affecting me today.
Do what you must to stay sane

Great advice. I should have learned that years ago. T.T

In other news...

https://i.imgur.com/uSroS51.jpg

[Historia]

this guy,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diVK8gc_XTI&feature=youtu.be

at first it was just his meme vids, but as i explored more he's a pretty cool dude.

dat animal crossing background music tho -- it strangely makes me want a continuation of blood: the last vampire

[LegalLoliLover]

Now, I have a job. Pay's less than mediocre, but it makes up for it with free health insurance (still have to pay for dental) and occasional free lunches, rated 3 and a half stars on Glass Door, but I have to ask, how do NEETs survive?

[the god of world-0]

We dont

[hayate]

Now, I have a job. Pay's less than mediocre, but it makes up for it with free health insurance (still have to pay for dental) and occasional free lunches, rated 3 and a half stars on Glass Door, but I have to ask, how do NEETs survive?

Mine's even more dangerous, part time job with no health insurance and no assurance that you will get your certificate of employment just because it's 2 years of being an on - call nurse.

Other jobs that I looked on are even more dangerous as you have no pay for the first 3 months and no assurance that you will get that job after 3 months.

NEETs survive through parents' allowance. Or even worse, their own savings if they have one.

[Mattias]

And here I'm thinking of quitting my job since my boss is leaving and we're already really short staffed as is. I don't want to work 7 day weeks or 60+hours for what's now minimum wage.

[Historia]

And here I'm thinking of quitting my job since my boss is leaving and we're already really short staffed as is. I don't want to work 7 day weeks or 60+hours for what's now minimum wage.

If I may, what's the job and how much is the minimum wage?

[Five_X]

As of January 1st 2018: 14 hot, sexy dollars per hour. At least, in this snow-beleaguered province of ours anyway.

[Mattias]

If I may, what's the job and how much is the minimum wage?

I work in a garage. Oil changes and all that stuff. Wasn't so bad last year, but for the last four months or so I've been pulling three twelve hour shifts a week. Getting tons of overtime, but I've got nothing to do with it.

[Sesto]

https://i.imgur.com/yVYU0AP.jpg

finally became a cute anime girl

[Vacha]

but I have to ask, how do NEETs survive?
Ask the king of neets, clue: he's here.
For me, even with a job I cant afford going overseas for vacations.

[Strife ❤️]

Ask the king of neets, clue: he's here.
Even with a job, I cant even afford going overseas for vacations.

That's not being a NEET.

[Rafflesiac]

1.23% of all non-7th posts are mine.

[Snow]

Grats, 123% of all 7th posts are mine.

[Saiga]

the math checks out

[Vacha]

Edited to avoid further confusion.
How you check post %?

[Laserman]

My anxiety is so annoying, I should just take a break and listen to music when I feel that way. That would probably calm myself down.

[Historia]

been listening to songs to get me in my fsn writing mood and it helps me relax, so by that logic


My anxiety is so annoying, I should just take a break and listen to music when I feel that way. That would probably calm myself down.

yes

also this aimer song should be used in fate:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayd7ClfG94w

f/ha ed when

[Sunara]

Ask the king of neets, clue: he's here.
For me, even with a job I cant afford going overseas for vacations.
Forget overseas, I can barely afford to live.... (my otaku lifestyle doesn't help.)
I'm hoping to get some extra cash soon to travel 6 hours to visit my friends.....

[hayate]

As of January 1st 2018: 14 hot, sexy dollars per hour. At least, in this snow-beleaguered province of ours anyway.That's more than what I earn in half a month.And it's taxed, so I only get 88% of that pay.

[the god of world-0]

Is it weird that i am very good at cooking seafood despite not being able to eat it?

[Snow]

the lyrics are an accurate portrayal of what absolutely every life conversation between twenty-somethings is like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_coVR9c3Fho

[SeiKeo]

Open call: what's the best treatment of Arthurian myth from a literary standpoint? Any kind of fidelity is not a strong concern.

[Pendant]

Is it weird that i am very good at cooking seafood despite not being able to eat it?
I would ask you how you could tell. Sure, people can say it's good, but people say lots of things.

[the god of world-0]

Saying is one thing, but my girlfriend was outright blackmailing me to do it.

[Snow]

Open call: what's the best treatment of Arthurian myth from a literary standpoint? Any kind of fidelity is not a strong concern.

The script of Excalibur.

[Dullahan]

Open call: what's the best treatment of Arthurian myth from a literary standpoint? Any kind of fidelity is not a strong concern.

pulp fiction

[Strife ❤️]

The script of Excalibur.

Guards, Knights, Squires,

[Arashi_Leonhart]

Monty Python

[SeiKeo]

i trusted you all

[Raylen Cypher]

God, having no internet was hell.

[Zurvan]

welcome back

[Arashi_Leonhart]

952671979345072128

look ma I'm on tv

[SeiKeo]

hi dad

[Raylen Cypher]

welcome back

Ayy.


look ma I'm on tv

Not a double peace sign and ahegao but I'll take it. :V

[Arashi_Leonhart]

It's the Yotsugi flat yeay yeay thing, we do it around the office regularly

it only occurred to me in hindsight it should've been Tamamo's double foxes

[Historia]

look ma I'm on tv

looks like a fun place to work

[Mattias]

look ma I'm on tv

I'm really hung up on that poster in the background. Scathach, Attila, and Arjuna are all 5*, and thus marquee material, but what are Darius and Ushi doing there?

[SeiKeo]

they were also all in the original trailer

[Snow]

I'm really hung up on that poster in the background. Scathach, Attila, and Arjuna are all 5*, and thus marquee material, but what are Darius and Ushi doing there?

Unlike that other trash, Ushi and Darius answer the calls of the poor.

[Dullahan]

don't mistake stochastic charity for anything other than the pure mechanical indifference it is

[Arashi_Leonhart]

I'm really hung up on that poster in the background. Scathach, Attila, and Arjuna are all 5*, and thus marquee material, but what are Darius and Ushi doing there?

the misanthrope that didn't want to talk to anyone and the old fashioned nippon banzai masters wanted them

[Snow]

My father would tell how once, long ago--centuries? years?--the lottery in Babylon was a game played by commoners. He would tell (though whether this is true or not, I cannot say) how shops would take a man's digitized money and give back virtual crystal shapes made of imaginary quartz. Then, in broad daylight, a drawing would be held; those smiled upon by fate would, with no further corroboration by chance, win pictures of cartoon girls made of pixels on a screen. The procedure, as you can see, was rudimentary. Naturally, those so-called "gachas" were a failure. They had no moral force whatsoever; they appealed not to all a man's faculties, but only to his hopefulness.

[Dullahan]

My father would tell how once, long ago--centuries? years?--the lottery in Babylon was a game played by commoners. He would tell (though whether this is true or not, I cannot say) how shops would take a man's digitized money and give back virtual crystal shapes made of imaginary quartz. Then, in broad daylight, a drawing would be held; those smiled upon by fate would, with no further corroboration by chance, win pictures of cartoon girls made of pixels on a screen. The procedure, as you can see, was rudimentary. Naturally, those so-called "gachas" were a failure. They had no moral force whatsoever; they appealed not to all a man's faculties, but only to his hopefulness.

stop reading my mind

[Arashi_Leonhart]

no seriously stop reading dullahan's mind it's dangerous in there

[Sunara]

952671979345072128

look ma I'm on tv
The person on the right looks like a friend of mine if you put a blond wig on him.... -.-;
So suspiciously like him that I had to check his facebook to see what his current job is.... -.-;

[Strife ❤️]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/306894517444018189/402398434922856448/mashu.png

[Skull]

Wow, three thousand posts on here...

What have I been doing with my life? :p

[Mcjon01]

All the other people in work-friend-group got together and made food product tonight, and even though they brought me the final result they didn’t bother to ask me to join them for the human bonding portion of the event

Afvise me how to overinterpret this set of circumstances to maximize self loathing

[Spinach]

You have the aura of someone who destroys a culinary workspace just by proximity.

[Mcjon01]

Normally these things don’t bother me but I feel like there’s a thorn in the back of my brain and I can’t sleep and I probably shouldn’t be using this box cutter after drinking this much whiskey but if I don’t get all the boxes out by tomorrow I’ll have to live in box apartment for a whole one more month because box day only comes around every thirty days

[Spinach]

I feel like there’s a thorn in the back of my brain

Worst feeling.

Try not to cut yourself, Mcjon.

[Kotonoha]

They think you're a loser, only solution is to quit your job and return to visual novel fan translations full-time

[canaki]

They thought you were too manly to participate in cooking?

[the god of world-0]

Hey, it is very manly to cook!

[Laserman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IUWc3ColIA

[You]

he and his wife are qt

[Bird of Hermes]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IUWc3ColIA
I mucked up the region lock bypass somehow and I can't actually spend any money on FGO whatsoever. I'm lucky I did.

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But yes, very accurate

[Mcjon01]

They think you're a loser, only solution is to quit your job and return to visual novel fan translations full-time
That’s what I thought but thanks for confirming, will do

[Sesto]

[video=youtube;-IUWc3ColIA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IUWc3ColIA[video]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/355066777178472448/402611717458362374/unknown.png

[SpoonyViking]

Open call: what's the best treatment of Arthurian myth from a literary standpoint? Any kind of fidelity is not a strong concern.

Hmmm... It's a cliché, I know, but if we're talking about modern works, I'd say White's "Once and Future King".

[I3uster]

fave group is touring again yay

concerts are just for women nuuuuh

[Saiga]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/355066777178472448/402611717458362374/unknown.png

same

[Laserman]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/355066777178472448/402611717458362374/unknown.png
https://myanimelist.cdn-dena.com/s/common/uploaded_files/1473855404-49497c0beb2994ef8dc70397b48dffd7.gif

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You do you.

[Raylen Cypher]

You do you.

You just make it too easy to make these sex jokes, lol.

[Sunara]

All the other people in work-friend-group got together and made food product tonight, and even though they brought me the final result they didn’t bother to ask me to join them for the human bonding portion of the event

Afvise me how to overinterpret this set of circumstances to maximize self loathing
1) They don't trust your cooking skills.
2) Eww. White people cooties~
3) Too many cooks in the kitchen.

I'd say probably 3 and a version of 1 except where they knew what the others skills were....

This is assuming
4) You were late to the party/planning
didn't happen.

Or potentially
5) They didn't want to bother with translating.

I wouldn't think too much over it. You may not be in the inner circle yet.

There's always the possibility that they were making it for you; thus, why you weren't included.

[the god of world-0]

Ah, the joys of social interaction.

[Laserman]

The headphones that I got used are acting up, so I'm going to have to buy a new pair of earphones or headphones soon. I should have seen this coming.

[Sunara]

I totally misread your name as La Sermon just a second ago....

[CreativeMasta]

Can't believe this thread is alive. Its older than my cat

[the god of world-0]

Like good and evil, randomness is eternal.

[Snow]

can GLOBAL CULTURE ever beat THIS

FUCK


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGaEQY4Db3o

[SeiKeo]

the marina bay laser show is good...

[Snow]

A setting definitely less bullshit than fucking Dubai, so it has that going for it.

[Seika]

"Hey, your six-year-old fanfic isn't canon because of ad materials for something that hasn't come out yet."

The amount I do not care, if made physical, would immediately collapse into a black hole under the sheer enormity of its mass.

[the god of world-0]

Non-canon fanfiction? What absurd!

[asterism42]

Dubai is becoming a caricature of itself

[Dullahan]

Dubai is becoming a caricature of itself

[SPECTACLE INTENSIFIES]

[Snow]

Implying it's ever been anything but a caricature. Or is it only one now when it's syncing fountains to pop music as opposed to being generally terrible since forever?

Still I have to admit when things look cool.

[Vacha]

you sure it wasnt for the kpop? :arjuna:

[Snow]

What?

[Vacha]

Pssshhh, its a joke.:marie:

[Historia]

never really saw the appeal of these guys, but i like this,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJFfwz9kDDc

[Mcjon01]

1) They don't trust your cooking skills.
2) Eww. White people cooties~
3) Too many cooks in the kitchen.

I'd say probably 3 and a version of 1 except where they knew what the others skills were....

This is assuming
4) You were late to the party/planning
didn't happen.

Or potentially
5) They didn't want to bother with translating.

I wouldn't think too much over it. You may not be in the inner circle yet.

There's always the possibility that they were making it for you; thus, why you weren't included.
I have proven my cooking skills at least so no worries there
And it wasn’t for me it was practice for a demonstration at a school visit
And I guess at some point they were like “man wouldn’t it be cool if Jonathan showed up on his own though?” which is a nice thought and thanks I would if I had known about it!
Of course the next chapter is that they all got together again for a very loud and fun sounding girl’s night yesterday which is also perfectly innocuous but looks bad next to the other one so it sort of blew up and now everyone feels bad.

[Nikiri]

so was the food good

[Mcjon01]

I mean, yeah

[the god of world-0]

I wish my aunt would stop asking if i alredy got a real job.

[Five_X]

I have proven my cooking skills at least so no worries there
And it wasn’t for me it was practice for a demonstration at a school visit
And I guess at some point they were like “man wouldn’t it be cool if Jonathan showed up on his own though?” which is a nice thought and thanks I would if I had known about it!
Of course the next chapter is that they all got together again for a very loud and fun sounding girl’s night yesterday which is also perfectly innocuous but looks bad next to the other one so it sort of blew up and now everyone feels bad.

You didn't even get invited to girls' night? Lame, you're definitely being left out dude.

[Mcjon01]

You didn't even get invited to girls' night? Lame, you're definitely being left out dude.
Right? It’s #2018 and gender is a social construct, I thought we were too woke for this sort of rank discrimination

[Snow]

Amuro Namie-san says it's dancing in the crub and for girls only.

[Mcjon01]

Also I just got the official document last week stating that the Prefecture isn’t interested in recontracting with me next year and that I’ll be out of a job come August so it’s possible I might be transferring some repressed feelings of rejection from that into other places in my life but I don’t know I’m not a psych nerd

[Seika]

Welcome to the soon-to-be-redundant ranks. Except I'm gone in seven days instead of seven months.

[Historia]

I still have my job but I believe I just lost a friend.

[LJ3]

Sorry to hear that guys

[Historia]

I'm sorry for you, too.

[Sunara]

That sucks.

And here I am hanging onto my job by my teeth despite hating it....
They've been firing peeps left & right so trying not to do anything wrong.

[Strife ❤️]

...is that Kay as Saber?

[Historia]

...is that Kay as Saber?

yes

[Strife ❤️]

There are good things in this world.

[SeiKeo]

Holy smokes

[Seika]

Sid is a gelatinous ostrich. He lives in the Valley of Happy Gelatinous Mammals. It is the default consensus in scientific circles that ostriches are not mammals, but there are many specific objections that serious researchers have raised to this classification. These include the very real possibility that the “ostrich eggs” sold on the open market are in fact buffalo eggs. If you have ever savored a hearty buffalo steak over fried ostrich eggs and hashed platypus then you probably understand why many important culinary institutes support this theory. That is, anyway, the basis on which the shimmer-things made Sid gelatinous and stacked him in the Valley with the rest.
Someone was on the good drugs when they wrote this.

[the god of world-0]

It sounds like something from the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy series

[CreativeMasta]

Now that I have a job I'm starting to miss the days when I didn't have to worry about waking up late on Mondays.

[Vacha]

Due to a snowflake whiner, I might be immortalize as a meme. I cant be more proud of myself.

[the god of world-0]

There is no bigger honor

[I3uster]

advantages of having your powerlevel revealed at work: break conversations get better

disadvantages:


weeb coworker: "i bet youre a lolicon buster"
normie coworker "whats a lolicon"

[Zurvan]

remind me, whats the german word for

https://www.eucalypta.nl/contents/media/t_d04110_sweetz_spiraal_lolly_regenboog_maxi.jpg

[Five_X]

advantages of having your powerlevel revealed at work: break conversations get better

disadvantages:

That certainly is a Break conversation, yes, but I'm not sure if it's better.

[Kotonoha]

That certainly is a Break conversation, yes, but I'm not sure if it's better.
aaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Five_X]

Germans

[Dullahan]

STOP FUCKING PISSING EVERYWHERE

FUCKING CAT

FUCK

YOU HAVE A LITTER TRAY

FUCKING USE IT

YOU

IGNOMINIOUS

SCOUNDREL

[Mcjon01]

https://www.aspca.org/pet-care/cat-care/common-cat-behavior-issues/litter-box-problems

Please address your cat’s specific issues with level headed rationality

[Arashi_Leonhart]

he's a dullahan tho

[the god of world-0]

That remind me of south park

[GundamFSN]

STOP FUCKING PISSING EVERYWHERE

FUCKING CAT

FUCK

YOU HAVE A LITTER TRAY

FUCKING USE IT

YOU

IGNOMINIOUS

SCOUNDREL

Same but dog.

[the god of world-0]

My girlfriend is making me scavenger the town behind those blue icecreams that paint your tongue

[Snow]

Good to know I'm not the only one who gets the blue icecream cravings.

[Sesto]

Taking a flight tonight for company training tomorrow for my new job, with hotel and everything covered.

Being an adult is scary, I already want to go back to school

[LJ3]

Tbh, I envy you

[the god of world-0]

Sometimes i also want to go back to school
then i remember, i hated school.

[Sunara]

I'd love to go back to school but I don't want to go back to having no money....

[the god of world-0]

High school was so bad, i became a depresed shut-in.
Not even joking

[Sunara]

I was more referring to college....

HS wasn't too bad; just mediocre. I spent too much time questioning whether the friends I had were friends....
Most everyone was cival....

I became one after college for awhile.... kind of tempted to return to one....
Or at least on days where I want to hide from everyone or when I hate my life.

[the god of world-0]

Oh, college was awesome. hard, but awesome.
Then again maybe it was because get to go at sixteen, i was very impressionable at that time.

[Historia]

even if FACT disbanded, it lives on in SHADOWS (those band names tho),


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG08c_lcCZE

[In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries]

2 week work sprints, 1 hour meetings every week, and 9am meetings every day for our new "Agile work schedule"

I need a new job

[Seika]

Last night I went to Aylesbury and participated in an unholy ritual.

[Zurvan]

...Go on

[Raylen Cypher]

Nice hook, now I wanna know the rest of the story.

[Seika]

Nice hook, now I wanna know the rest of the story.
But you never will. AHAHAHAHAHA.

(It was unholy in two three ways. One, I sang -. Actually, that's unholy by itself. Two, I sang Highway to Hell, which I believe can still get me lynched if I search for a sufficiently idiotic American church. Three, they covered Money for Nothing in the style of Pink Floyd, which was an abomination unto man).

[Five_X]

Seika the 28th

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Who's the mysterious 'they,' hmm? Sounds like you had a good time nonetheless anyway, if you sang, right?

[Seika]

The Classic Rock Show (http://www.theclassicrockshow.com)

Don't worry, I was never audible while singing. That breaches the Geneva Convention.

[Five_X]

Don't worry, I was never audible while singing. That breaches the Geneva Convention.

It's not a war crime if you don't get caught!

[the god of world-0]

That sounds like a fun night.
Gods, it been ages since i listen to live music

[Bird of Hermes]

Upside of new double bed- Comfy, warm, non creaky headboard, big enough for me and my girlfriend quite easy.

Downside of new double bed- Easily takes up most of the space in my bedroom to the point where my wardrobe doesn’t fully open

[Arashi_Leonhart]

>At office a figure of Kaori falls over and onto the floor for the third time that day
"Why does she die all the time?!"

god we're terrible

[the god of world-0]

The most important question is: is the figure okay?

[Strife ❤️]

2 week work sprints, 1 hour meetings every week, and 9am meetings every day for our new "Agile work schedule"

I need a new job

This is how I've always done it, but thank god our morning meetings are at 10am.

[Kirby]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/2ccdf49ffd1ad14449b38b9f04d5030f/tumblr_p2uqqjIZHU1urprq2o1_1280.jpg

[the god of world-0]

Someone help me, my girlfriend is starting to scare me.
I showed her the picture above and she said "they kinda look like a snack"

[SleepMode]

I've been thinking about the party of five (four due to the other guy having family events) I was playing with for DnD:

- One guy (Half-Orc) nearly murdered a Goliath solo with his bare fists... for merely taking his warhammer
- Another (Half-Elf) tried to spread his religion and nearly died three times via shanking
- Meanwhile, the third guy (Kenku) and I (Normal Human) successfully saved two Aasimar child-slaves by drugging a slave owner with a dangerously potent Alcohol
- Afterwards, the only reason the party survived the insanity is because a nearby kingdom invaded the place

...Honestly, this isn't the craziest thing that has happened to me in DnD.

[Draconic]

I've been thinking about the party of five (four due to the other guy having family events) I was playing with for DnD:

- One guy (Half-Orc) nearly murdered a Goliath solo with his bare fists... for merely taking his warhammer
- Another (Half-Elf) tried to spread his religion and nearly died three times via shanking
- Meanwhile, the third guy (Kenku) and I (Normal Human) successfully saved two Aasimar child-slaves by drugging a slave owner with a dangerously potent Alcohol
- Afterwards, the only reason the party survived the insanity is because a nearby kingdom invaded the place

...Honestly, this isn't the craziest thing that has happened to me in DnD.
…I want to join this game more than I've ever wanted anything.

[SleepMode]

…I want to join this game more than I've ever wanted anything.

To top it off, the DM said that only 40% of the insanity was pre-planned.

[the god of world-0]

Improvisation is a good skill for any DM to have...

[Snow]

https://i.imgur.com/dFwaHdL.jpg

[Dullahan]

ew checkered kimono ew no no no

[Five_X]

https://i.imgur.com/dFwaHdL.jpg

Južna Hrvatska

[Snow]

ew checkered kimono ew no no no

Go mine opals loser lmao

[I3uster]

test

[SeiKeo]

hipster lmao

[I3uster]

nice grand order avatar you gambling shill

[SeiKeo]

There's nothing unethical about lady Shirou and cat saving the children.

[Arashi_Leonhart]

hipster vs sellout

intellectual vs simpleton

poor vs poorer

[Dullahan]

HERE AM I
LOST AND FOUND
CALLING OUT TO ALLLLLLLL

[Kirby]

Imagine Atalanta attaching to Guda's face, in the way a facehugger does.

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What does she attach herself with?

[Arashi_Leonhart]

HERE AM I
LOST AND FOUND
CALLING OUT TO ALLLLLLLL

live a dying dream

[SeiKeo]

Imagine Atalanta attaching to Guda's face, in the way a facehugger does.

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What does she attach herself with?
A facehugger has a tail, you know, I mean...

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Big things have small beginnings.

[the god of world-0]

Its raining, and i usualy like rain, but i need to go to the market or we will have no dinner tonight
Life sucks

[the god of world-0]

The rain is not going away...
Young know what, im going YOLO. i will probably catch a cold and die, but i will eat like a king tonight!

[the god of world-0]

Im soaked, but i got what i need.
I got make the best dinner ever tonight!

[hayate]

A facehugger has a tail, you know, I mean...

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Big things have small beginnings.

I'm reading your profile line and here I am thinking "Wait, is there a unit for performance? Like kilometers per hour or meters per second? What does Performance per Tension measure?"

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And I stand corrected, it's Preformance per Tension.

[SeiKeo]

It's performance pretension. But wrong.

[Draconic]

I always thought that was obvious.

[GundamFSN]

I'm getting a glimpse of the life of a karoshi.

Thank god it's only for this week.

[the god of world-0]

I am invisible

[Nikiri]

take advantage of it

[Vacha]

news at 11.

[Laserman]

957784598376800256

[the god of world-0]

The next question is if he is a boy or girl.

[Historia]

眩暈SIREN newly discovered band, now a favorite,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-43pxs7HzY