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Arashi_Leonhart
February 9th, 2018, 05:32 PM
You're alright, Tobias.

His patient on the other hand

Tobias
February 9th, 2018, 06:53 PM
The patient started laughing uproariously.

to be fair though, he was in the psych ward.

Draconic
February 9th, 2018, 08:15 PM
20/10
I suppose this isn't a pun, but it would be a shame not to rate the blue cow joke.

The human mind is a wonderful thing. If only mine weren't so troublesome…

Snow
February 9th, 2018, 08:18 PM
You've heard about the Blue Cow. It's time for the Blue Waffle.

Tobias
February 9th, 2018, 08:19 PM
All right, I’ll bite

whats a blue waffle

Five_X
February 9th, 2018, 08:20 PM
SNOW NO-

Snow
February 9th, 2018, 08:24 PM
Wow, I definitely wasn't expecting it to work.

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http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/blue-waffle

Five_X
February 9th, 2018, 08:28 PM
I like how the huge spike of Google searches on the graph goes down immediately.

the god of world-0
February 9th, 2018, 09:03 PM
i dont know what "blue waffle" means

...

SNOW, YOU F-

Saiga
February 9th, 2018, 10:24 PM
Wow, what a blast from the past

But also why Snow​

Historia
February 10th, 2018, 01:13 AM
weak

Mcjon01
February 10th, 2018, 02:07 AM
Common sense check but if someone says they’re cold and passes out on the bench seats at McDonalds they’re probably dying right? It would be a social faux pas to just leave and go home and play Granblue?

the god of world-0
February 10th, 2018, 02:21 AM
depends, what is the reaction of the people around?

Mcjon01
February 10th, 2018, 02:54 AM
What people around

Saiga
February 10th, 2018, 03:03 AM
if no-one witnesses it can't exactly be a social faux pas can it?

Arashi_Leonhart
February 10th, 2018, 03:07 AM
he's already shared it with us

Mcjon01
February 10th, 2018, 03:16 AM
Presumably the person in question will realize when they stop being dead

the god of world-0
February 10th, 2018, 03:22 AM
this may take a while

Saiga
February 10th, 2018, 03:26 AM
Presumably the person in question will realize when they stop being dead

they'll live


he's already shared it with us

like i said, no-one

canaki
February 10th, 2018, 05:49 AM
Leave a cute note saying you didn't want to disturb their rest.

Mcjon01
February 10th, 2018, 08:02 AM
It was a trick question anyway since I'd rather hang out in McDonalds all day than walk half an hour through the pouring rain just to go back to my cold house

Laserman
February 10th, 2018, 07:46 PM
And now the used headphones I'm using have one side starting to not work. I'm am so done with this crap, if I can I will get some wireless headphones. I'd like to see them stop working.

SeiKeo
February 10th, 2018, 07:57 PM
if you want headphones that work a lot thats not a strong move

Mcjon01
February 10th, 2018, 08:47 PM
Just buy Beats

Mattias
February 10th, 2018, 09:12 PM
And now the used headphones I'm using have one side starting to not work. I'm am so done with this crap, if I can I will get some wireless headphones. I'd like to see them stop working.

That happens to me every few months. I just got one of those warranties the electronic stores are always trying to push on you. 5 dollars for three years of free replacements whenever the start to mess up.

Also, I got my brother a set of wireless headphones for Christmas. He'd lost thew by New Year's.

LJ3
February 10th, 2018, 09:12 PM
Bose? Steinhauser?

Laserman
February 10th, 2018, 09:13 PM
961455411307180035

LJ3
February 10th, 2018, 09:14 PM
@Mattias

i am so sorry

Mcjon01
February 10th, 2018, 09:15 PM
Steinhauser?

I'm laughing crying

Draconic
February 10th, 2018, 09:29 PM
I’m late as fuck to say this, but Snow, you are a monster and must be stopped
*grabs +1 Greatsword of Memes.*
It. Is. On.

In all honesty though that is terrifying. I’m just glad I went to the know your meme page and didn’t google image it.

Optimus
February 10th, 2018, 10:32 PM
Guys help me
how do i become relevant in this forum again

just Beamu
February 10th, 2018, 10:34 PM
ritual sacrifices

Optimus
February 10th, 2018, 10:38 PM
What kind of ritual sacrifices are we talking about? I'm intere- I mean, horrified, but will do so regardless.

SeiKeo
February 10th, 2018, 10:41 PM
Guys help me
how do i become relevant in this forum again
whale grand order

just Beamu
February 10th, 2018, 10:49 PM
my ritual sacrifice involves stripping my body of testosterone and slowly morphing

LJ3
February 10th, 2018, 10:50 PM
I'm laughing crying

So I’m guessing it’s shit

Mcjon01
February 10th, 2018, 11:19 PM
So I’m guessing it’s shit

Nah man Sennheisers are great

Five_X
February 10th, 2018, 11:24 PM
I love my Sennheisers, they were super cheap ($20-30) but lasted a long time, the only thing that could bring them down was my fat ass.

Thankfully I've got super glue.

Optimus
February 10th, 2018, 11:25 PM
Holy shit Leo no that's too extreme of a sacrifice. I've seen people in this forum spend the GDP of a third world country into Grand Order

SeiKeo
February 10th, 2018, 11:31 PM
wlecome to the future

Optimus
February 10th, 2018, 11:39 PM
What happens in the future to actual fate products and Tsukihime 2 leo

SeiKeo
February 10th, 2018, 11:51 PM
actual fate products and Tsukihime 2 nice troll my dude

Nikiri
February 11th, 2018, 02:44 AM
And now the used headphones I'm using have one side starting to not work. I'm am so done with this crap, if I can I will get some wireless headphones. I'd like to see them stop working.

probably it's mini-jack thing, replace it

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but check first if the malfunctioning headphone works when you manipulate cable around the plug

hayate
February 11th, 2018, 04:38 AM
Wow, I definitely wasn't expecting it to work.

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http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/blue-waffle

*googles Blue Waffle*

Yep, another day, another diseased organ that must be categorized as needing an urgent treatment of antibiotics.

And yep, another search in both google and (almost outdated) medical - surgical nursing books and notes net me results that hit in the right spots.


I've seen people in this forum spend the GDP of a third world country into Grand Order

Wow, I would like to make this my sig.

Saiga
February 11th, 2018, 05:05 AM
But the image is fake

hayate
February 11th, 2018, 05:52 AM
But the image is fake

Well, I've seen worse.

Real life is much worse, in emergency rooms no less.

And yep, can't believe that CIA also has a GDP chart...

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/rankorder/2001rank.html

Sunara
February 11th, 2018, 05:58 AM
Apparently I've been too busy watching anime to pay attention to that meme...

Starting to make a Valentine's/Chinese New Year card.

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Well, I've seen worse.

Real life is much worse, in emergency rooms no less.

I can imagine. Strange things one or both member(s) of a couple thinks is a good idea to stick up a hole...

hayate
February 11th, 2018, 06:03 AM
I can imagine. Strange things one or both member(s) of a couple thinks is a good idea to stick up a hole...

Or that one man who filled his body with countless tattoos lost his manliness at the sight of a small syringe.

Comedy, drama and action in one setting. Definitely worth watching, but definitely not what I will ask for in the near future.

Especially when your team also functions as embalmers.

Snow
February 11th, 2018, 06:26 AM
Know how Lace said Blackpink songs healed her well that just happened to me with this one, throatache and fever gone, sinuses healed, airwaves cleared

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByLrmZJ7VdI

Optimus
February 11th, 2018, 12:35 PM
Super Mario Odyssey is a masterpiece

Zurvan
February 11th, 2018, 12:38 PM
Guys help me
how do i become relevant in this forum again

You'll always be relevant to me Optipuss

the god of world-0
February 11th, 2018, 01:44 PM
Or that one man who filled his body with countless tattoos lost his manliness at the sight of a small syringe.

Comedy, drama and action in one setting. Definitely worth watching, but definitely not what I will ask for in the near future.

Especially when your team also functions as embalmers.

this week, on hayate's anatomy...

Skull
February 12th, 2018, 12:19 PM
I experienced the annoyance that was rage quit for the first time.

I was wrecking this dude in GVS with the God Finger easily, there was only ten seconds left on the clock, my victory was assured...but suddenly [A COMMUNICATION ERROR HAS OCCURED].

Oh the anger I felt. :mad:

the god of world-0
February 12th, 2018, 12:27 PM
i does not matter who you are fighting against, your true opponent is always yourself

Strife ❤️
February 12th, 2018, 01:27 PM
https://i.imgur.com/nUII7Vx.jpg

Spinach
February 12th, 2018, 03:22 PM
>>>/camhos/

SeiKeo
February 12th, 2018, 03:23 PM
>>>/camhos/
sup nerd

Strife ❤️
February 12th, 2018, 03:30 PM
>>>/camhos/

You and I know and do not believe that posting is so dear and peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery. If nothing in life is worth being banned for, when did this begin—just in the face of this enemy? Or should Moses have told the children of Israel to live in slavery under the pharaohs? Should Christ have refused the cross? Should the patriots at Concord Bridge have thrown down their guns and refused to fire the shot heard 'round the world? The martyrs of history were not fools, and our honored dead who gave their lives to stop the advance of the Nazis didn't die in vain. Where, then, is the road to peace? Well it's a simple answer after all.

You and I have the courage to say to our enemies, "There is a price we will not pay." "There is a point beyond which they must not advance." Winston Churchill said, "The destiny of man is not measured by material computations. When great forces are on the move in the world, we learn we're spirits—not animals." And he said, "There's something going on in time and space, and beyond time and space, which, whether we like it or not, spells duty."

You and I have a rendezvous with destiny.

We'll preserve for our children this, the last best thread of man on earth, or we'll sentence them to take the last step into a thousand years of darkness.

Historia
February 12th, 2018, 03:54 PM
listening to The National. How depressingly draining and relatable,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71xmrULJ-ms

Snow
February 12th, 2018, 04:03 PM
.
u are beautiful and ilu.

Arashi_Leonhart
February 12th, 2018, 04:16 PM
.

I think this is wasted on a reply to spin

Spinach
February 12th, 2018, 04:16 PM
You and I have a rendezvous with destiny.

So you're asking me on a date?

In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries
February 12th, 2018, 04:27 PM
This hashtag has been floating around JP twitter and I love it (https://twitter.com/hashtag/%E9%AD%94%E5%A5%B3%E9%9B%86%E4%BC%9A%E3%81%A7%E4%B C%9A%E3%81%84%E3%81%BE%E3%81%97%E3%82%87%E3%81%86? src=hash)

963002602676826113

963075319522471937

963030036524670976

963060289234063360

963093803505672194

Strife ❤️
February 12th, 2018, 04:32 PM
You, too, Snow.


So you're asking me on a date?

Nice try.

Kirby
February 12th, 2018, 04:36 PM
963054905438060545

Spinach
February 12th, 2018, 04:39 PM
You, too, Snow.



Nice try.

Sorry Strife but I have to shoot you down. You know my circumstances.

Strife ❤️
February 12th, 2018, 04:42 PM
Don't start setting up some weird narrative that I asked you out and you turned me down omg

Spinach
February 12th, 2018, 04:46 PM
Don't start setting up some weird narrative that I asked you out and you turned me down omg

I'll find you a nice boy, someone better than me

Don't cry

Mattias
February 12th, 2018, 09:37 PM
.

Did someone take a picture of you taking a picture?

I hope you have another photo of someone taking a picture of them.

Optimus
February 12th, 2018, 09:40 PM
Zurvan omg ty

Saiga
February 13th, 2018, 05:05 AM
This hashtag has been floating around JP twitter and I love it (https://twitter.com/hashtag/%E9%AD%94%E5%A5%B3%E9%9B%86%E4%BC%9A%E3%81%A7%E4%B C%9A%E3%81%84%E3%81%BE%E3%81%97%E3%82%87%E3%81%86? src=hash)



was ist das?

Laserman
February 13th, 2018, 08:33 AM
was ist das?
963081265544122368

Mcjon01
February 13th, 2018, 09:10 AM
Hey Snow tell me where BaeChiGi, Zion.T, and Heize fall on the K-Music-meter are they cool or basic af

canaki
February 13th, 2018, 09:17 AM
It started from here 961450980087808000
Basically this person tossed out the idea of "an immortal witch decides to take in a boy, raises him, and he grows up to be a huge burly man who loves her with all his heart and protects her instead" and people are drawing their versions of it and tagging it.

Laserman
February 13th, 2018, 09:20 AM
Now that makes more sense. Thanks canaki.

Mcjon01
February 13th, 2018, 09:32 AM
It started from here 961450980087808000
Basically this person tossed out the idea of "an immortal witch decides to take in a boy, raises him, and he grows up to be a huge burly man who loves her with all his heart and protects her instead" and people are drawing their versions of it and tagging it.

I like the one with the birbs

Nikiri
February 13th, 2018, 09:37 AM
almost like pheles and johan from shakugan no nobu

Laserman
February 13th, 2018, 09:51 AM
It's very sweet, I like it.

Snow
February 13th, 2018, 09:59 AM
Hey Snow tell me where BaeChiGi, Zion.T, and Heize fall on the K-Music-meter are they cool or basic af
There's very little krap and khiphop I can stand listening to so I wouldn't know personally but judging by image I'd say in the eyes of the average plebeian trainee-system-produced, company-owned and survival-show-promoted idol rappers are more cool than trainee-system-produced, company-owned and survival-show-promoted regular singing dancing idols, and both are infinitely less cool than kindie.

In the eyes of the wise person it's all targeted at middle and highschoolers anyway and you're not the target audience and thus are uncool by default no matter what you listen to, thereby freeing one's music taste from social presentation and imparting in them the very essence of pop music enjoyment.

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support Jackson Wang on itunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xN-jUfJAyM

Mcjon01
February 13th, 2018, 10:00 AM
There's very little krap and khiphop I can stand listening to so I wouldn't know personally but judging by image I'd say in the eyes of the average plebeian trainee-system-produced, company-owned and survival-show-promoted idol rappers are more cool than trainee-system-produced, company-owned and survival-show-promoted regular singing dancing idols, and both are infinitely less cool than kindie.

In the eyes of the wise person it's all targeted at middle and highschoolers anyway and you're not the target audience and thus are uncool by default no matter what you listen to, thereby freeing one's music taste from social presentation and imparting in them the very essence of pop music enjoyment.

I don't listen to music, I'm just trying to judge other people's taste

Snow
February 13th, 2018, 10:02 AM
Heize is a cute girl so being her fan could indicate good taste in women.

Mcjon01
February 13th, 2018, 10:10 AM
Yeah Buster I see you standing over there looking all disapproving and it's exactly what you're afraid of

Zurvan
February 13th, 2018, 10:15 AM
Mcjon its not too late
dont hurt yourself like this

Mcjon01
February 13th, 2018, 10:21 AM
I accidentally called the Pyeongchang Olympics the Pyongyang Olympics, nothing can hurt me anymore

Mcjon01
February 13th, 2018, 11:01 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nqTnMweTPE

Please watch this informational video to better understand and care for your Mcjon

Spinach
February 13th, 2018, 11:23 AM
That video still makes me wanna vomit

What's wrong​ with west TN?

Zurvan
February 13th, 2018, 11:27 AM
shit, why dont we have a duck parade

Mcjon01
February 13th, 2018, 11:30 AM
That video still makes me wanna vomit

What's wrong​ with west TN?

That FedEx hub really is bumpin tho

The best part is when the narrator starts cracking up after John Stamos and simply can't recover for the rest of the video
Memphis is a silly place

just Beamu
February 13th, 2018, 01:38 PM
Hair should really have the decency to grow faster

Skull
February 13th, 2018, 01:55 PM
Seeing as it's Shrove Tuesday, naturally everyone at work was discussing pancake recipes.

And yet I have never eaten a pancake in my life...

Zurvan
February 13th, 2018, 02:08 PM
Try it?

just Beamu
February 13th, 2018, 02:21 PM
Pancakes are among the better breakfast foods

Asunder
February 13th, 2018, 02:24 PM
Waffles are superior.

just Beamu
February 13th, 2018, 02:25 PM
I've barely eaten any actually

In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries
February 13th, 2018, 02:38 PM
See me with Eggs Benedict

SeiKeo
February 13th, 2018, 02:43 PM
Breakfast is a big cereal scam.

Strife ❤️
February 13th, 2018, 02:44 PM
No cereal please, we're millennials.

just Beamu
February 13th, 2018, 02:51 PM
Cereal is extremely good actually

Daiki
February 13th, 2018, 02:53 PM
If you're not eating crêpes, you're doing it wrong.

LJ3
February 13th, 2018, 02:58 PM
Seeing as it's Shrove Tuesday, naturally everyone at work was discussing pancake recipes.

And yet I have never eaten a pancake in my life...

Id highly reccomend it, it’s really popular in America

Snow
February 13th, 2018, 02:58 PM
why did this happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukAvTZbnN94

Strife ❤️
February 13th, 2018, 03:00 PM
http://www.insidethemagic.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/s705466454936342713_p156_i49_w640-800x400.jpeg

Snow
February 13th, 2018, 03:02 PM
https://i.imgur.com/zr4YJi9.gif

SeiKeo
February 13th, 2018, 03:06 PM
No cereal please, we're millennials.
Didn't you go to that cafe

Strife ❤️
February 13th, 2018, 03:12 PM
No, tragic as it is, I never made it.

Apparently there's one in Manchester now...

just Beamu
February 13th, 2018, 03:39 PM
Why are millenials killing cafes

Seika
February 13th, 2018, 04:41 PM
American pancakes have their place, but they're ultimately inferior.

https://i.imgur.com/gbjuar7.jpg

Draconic
February 13th, 2018, 05:01 PM
Pancakes are among the better breakfast foods
I would say the best. Because they are the only food that can make me regain consciousness already sitting at the table.


Waffles are superior.
Waffles are itchy and sad.


American pancakes have their place, but they're ultimately inferior.

https://i.imgur.com/gbjuar7.jpg
After seeing this picture, I have come to the conclusion that neither can possibly be better than the other, because it's like comparing apples to oranges. Also because the argument could legit bring about the apancakalypse.

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okay.

I'll go sit in the corner now…

Skull
February 13th, 2018, 05:10 PM
I have never had waffles either now that I think about it...

Strife ❤️
February 13th, 2018, 05:12 PM
We get it you've literally never eaten anything except microwave meals

Snow
February 13th, 2018, 05:23 PM
the witch and little boy tag is some grooming

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oh I found a good one
963370133304500224

Skull
February 13th, 2018, 05:33 PM
We get it you've literally never eaten anything except microwave meals
Hey, I've been making real progress on trying to cook since shedding the title of NEET!!! T_T

Snow
February 13th, 2018, 05:41 PM
I'm getting ganged up on by kpop stans over watches is this the real life.

Five_X
February 13th, 2018, 05:42 PM
American pancakes have their place, but they're ultimately inferior.

https://i.imgur.com/gbjuar7.jpg

I don't know what those are but if they're not thick, buttery, and covered in a disgusting amount of maple syrup they're not pancakes. Get ye gone, unfinished crepes.

Zurvan
February 13th, 2018, 05:42 PM
Embrace your sins

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all of you

SeiKeo
February 13th, 2018, 05:46 PM
I'm getting ganged up on by kpop stans over watches is this the real life.
These are the real internet deplorables no joke

LJ3
February 13th, 2018, 05:50 PM
That looks nice

i don’t know how to cook either

Draconic
February 13th, 2018, 05:51 PM
We get it you've literally never eaten anything except microwave meals
But- but waffles are microwave meals…
Well, okay, toaster meals, but close enough…


I don't know what those are but if they're not thick, buttery, and covered in a disgusting amount of maple syrup they're not pancakes. Get ye gone, unfinished crepes.
I actually take my maple syrup on the side…
And as long as we're Canadians, we can get the real thing.


Embrace your sins

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all of you
And I have no idea what this has to do with any of that. Also, no.

Snow
February 13th, 2018, 05:55 PM
Keo I quoted you to this person and they answered '10$ says your friend can't afford one' I'm dying

SeiKeo
February 13th, 2018, 06:03 PM
Ok internet rando my watches vs yours, put up your wrist

Snow
February 13th, 2018, 06:08 PM
If you do end up getting one when you get rich I'm going to be so cross with you

SeiKeo
February 13th, 2018, 06:10 PM
Pinkie swear!

Raylen Cypher
February 13th, 2018, 06:12 PM
American pancakes have their place, but they're ultimately inferior.

https://i.imgur.com/gbjuar7.jpg

I, too, love eating thin pastries.

http://sweets.seriouseats.com/images/2014/02/20131111-strawberry-pop-tart-1500x1125.jpg

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Don't even have to cook them.

Draconic
February 13th, 2018, 06:17 PM
I suddenly have a terribly ominous feeling.

Snow
February 13th, 2018, 06:20 PM
Pinkie swear!
https://i.imgur.com/zBD65DC.png
Keep the faith.

just Beamu
February 13th, 2018, 06:39 PM
Not that I'm not gonna look stuff up anyway, but give tips on growing out hair

Snow
February 13th, 2018, 06:40 PM
Personally,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3nFopIjmjI

Laserman
February 13th, 2018, 06:42 PM
I, too, love eating thin pastries.

http://sweets.seriouseats.com/images/2014/02/20131111-strawberry-pop-tart-1500x1125.jpg

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Don't even have to cook them.
I like cherry pop tarts and the cinnamon ones too.

Raylen Cypher
February 13th, 2018, 06:46 PM
Not that I'm not gonna look stuff up anyway, but give tips on growing out hair

Don't cut it at all for one, lol.

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I like cherry pop tarts and the cinnamon ones too.

I actually don't eat either of those flavors. I eat the chocolate, smores, and cookies & cream ones.

just Beamu
February 13th, 2018, 06:53 PM
Don't cut it at all for one, lol.

woulda never guessed

Raylen Cypher
February 13th, 2018, 06:57 PM
woulda never guessed

That's honestly all I got. I don't have any special ways to grow my hair out, just happens naturally. I don't trim it either, and it can get pretty thick/bushy.

Strife ❤️
February 13th, 2018, 07:03 PM
On the contrary you definitely should cut it or it will grow out really weird looking.

Raylen Cypher
February 13th, 2018, 07:06 PM
I do it when I get sick of maintaining it or it's the summer and having it like that is a demerit.

just Beamu
February 13th, 2018, 07:13 PM
Yeah I am at least aware of trimming periodically to prevent bad growth

Raylen Cypher
February 13th, 2018, 07:14 PM
I just don't do it; I cut it all off in one go.

LJ3
February 13th, 2018, 07:19 PM
Eating pop tarts cold is a no no

that shit gotta be hot

just Beamu
February 13th, 2018, 07:22 PM
I just don't do it; I cut it all off in one go.
Yeah my reasons are a bit different from yours in this case

Bird of Hermes
February 13th, 2018, 07:23 PM
Not that I'm not gonna look stuff up anyway, but give tips on growing out hair
Periodic trimming to prevent bad growth and stimulate it so it grows back, best advice since I have the opposite problem.

Mcjon01
February 13th, 2018, 07:23 PM
But- but waffles are microwave meals…
Well, okay, toaster meals, but close enough…
Don’t talk shit about waffles if you don’t know shit about waffles

Express
February 13th, 2018, 07:32 PM
Grinding the Jordas Golem on Warframe all day.

Other Tenno know my pain.

SpoonyViking
February 13th, 2018, 07:33 PM
Spent most of my life sleeping like a log and barely remembering a single dream, but recently I've started having really vivid dreams - almost lucid ones, actually.

Zurvan
February 13th, 2018, 07:59 PM
Mhmm, what changed, cuz I never remember my dreams either

Draconic
February 13th, 2018, 08:11 PM
Spent most of my life sleeping like a log and barely remembering a single dream, but recently I've started having really vivid dreams - almost lucid ones, actually.
Please, tell us more.

- - - Updated - - -


Don’t talk shit about waffles if you don’t know shit about waffles
My family owns a state-of-the-art waffle iron and we still buy Eggo. I know shit about waffles.

Raylen Cypher
February 13th, 2018, 08:48 PM
Eating pop tarts cold is a no no

that shit gotta be hot

Ah, I see you too like lava in your pastry pockets...

LJ3
February 13th, 2018, 08:54 PM
Absolutely

the key is to let the filling cool a little and you’re good to go

cold pop tarts not even once

Laserman
February 13th, 2018, 09:12 PM
Either way works fine for me, but I rarely heat them.

Raylen Cypher
February 13th, 2018, 09:28 PM
Well, I mean, I heat them up when I want something hot. But my coffee usually fills that spot for me, so I have them cold.

Five_X
February 13th, 2018, 10:03 PM
Spent most of my life sleeping like a log and barely remembering a single dream, but recently I've started having really vivid dreams - almost lucid ones, actually.

Do you happen to wake up in the body of a girl in rural Japan?

just Beamu
February 13th, 2018, 10:10 PM
lucky

Arashi_Leonhart
February 14th, 2018, 12:01 AM
Dub Shirou p fun, also a little short for a stormtrooper

Laserman
February 14th, 2018, 12:30 AM
That's pretty cool.

Historia
February 14th, 2018, 04:04 AM
I'd rather meet dub Archer, tbh.

Laserman
February 14th, 2018, 09:07 AM
He met him too actually. Kaiji Tang likes to post a lot of food on his twitter.

SpoonyViking
February 14th, 2018, 11:20 AM
Mhmm, what changed, cuz I never remember my dreams either

I don't know what changed either! I was actually hoping someone here might have a theory.


Please, tell us more.

Let's see, in the latest one I was in a cemetery with some family members going to my grandfather's grave to look for a clue to a treasure map. The thing is, none of those people (including my grandfather) actually looked like my relatives, and the cemetery appeared to be a mish-mash of cemeteries I've seen - so not a real graveyard, and definitely not the one in which my actual grandfather is interred.

In the one before that, me and my fiancée (and this time, she was recognisably my fiancée) were dressed only in bathing suits and towels and walking through a nondescript grassfield which I somehow still recognised as being in a different city - one which I've visited, but which definitely didn't have a grassfield like that.


Do you happen to wake up in the body of a girl in rural Japan?

Well, I haven't yet.
Is that the plot of an anime?

In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries
February 14th, 2018, 02:17 PM
Apart from 'supportive' I'm feeling pretty called out (https://www.theonion.com/hentai-message-board-features-surprisingly-close-knit-1822979571)

Strife ❤️
February 14th, 2018, 02:17 PM
Isn't the Onion supposed to be satirical

Snow
February 14th, 2018, 05:05 PM
I support you, In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries.

the god of world-0
February 14th, 2018, 05:10 PM
http://www.humoar.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/im-blind-but-i-can-see-why-kids-love-cinnamon-toast-crunch.jpg

Five_X
February 14th, 2018, 07:38 PM
Well, I haven't yet.
Is that the plot of an anime?

There was one like that a couple years back.

Zurvan
February 14th, 2018, 07:47 PM
I thought that was just the dream of, probably most of the mod team

Mattias
February 14th, 2018, 09:53 PM
There was one like that a couple years back.

I do still have to watch Punchline...

Five_X
February 15th, 2018, 12:43 AM
I thought that was just the dream of, probably most of the mod team

God imagine being me and waking up one day and realizing I spent $500+ on a dream

shit

Historia
February 15th, 2018, 03:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzJqxT1UGho

Still don't really like the opening itself aside from the first 15 seconds (the style of it), but, the song choice is really nice.

Arashi_Leonhart
February 15th, 2018, 04:09 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DWBep-3VMAAd1Lv.jpg

Saiga
February 15th, 2018, 04:47 PM
That's amazing

Strife ❤️
February 15th, 2018, 05:00 PM
lol. the watch discussion the other day made me get my speedy out of the box and wear it (i usually wear a smaller watch these days)

at lunch time i thought some guy was staring at my food. i was wondering why he was looking at me and eventually he said "amazing watch"

i actually think thats the first time anyone has ever said anything about it

SeiKeo
February 15th, 2018, 05:07 PM
me irl

Snow
February 15th, 2018, 05:11 PM
In the end my comments got a bunch of likes and the people who ganged up on me got none, hah!

SeiKeo
February 15th, 2018, 05:13 PM
In the end my comments got a bunch of likes and the people who ganged up on me got none, hah!
Someday we'll get the Swiss once and for all

hayate
February 15th, 2018, 05:26 PM
It started from here 961450980087808000
Basically this person tossed out the idea of "an immortal witch decides to take in a boy, raises him, and he grows up to be a huge burly man who loves her with all his heart and protects her instead" and people are drawing their versions of it and tagging it.

*cough*Love of the Condor Heroes with class changed*cough*

Mattias
February 15th, 2018, 06:09 PM
.

Shorthop over the inevitable fireball and ORA ORA?

Mattias
February 15th, 2018, 11:01 PM
So in pursuit of a joke, I've found that Duran Duran's A View to a Kill is almost the exact length of the Shiki vs Ghost Kirie fight.

Arashi_Leonhart
February 16th, 2018, 12:31 AM
Japaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

Dullahan
February 16th, 2018, 12:33 AM
starting from where

Mattias
February 16th, 2018, 01:04 AM
The moment Shiki takes off the raincoat to when Kirie disintegrates.

Spinach
February 16th, 2018, 02:17 AM
Shorthop over the inevitable fireball and ORA ORA?

Not in the Vat MU as Merk. What you want to do is microdrash/walk forward and be ready to block. The Vat in the article has vorpal so it's her turn 100% no matter what. Once Merk gets some good Shields in he can snag the next cycle and look for a CS EX grab and start running a gameplan from there or something. What's important here though is that Vat has no crystals up though so the situation isn't really that bas for Merk. If she fireballs he's in. It's the laser that he has to respond to but even that can be blocked on reaction. He could just dash up and 2a and it's a pretty fair situation. Neutral will neutral.

Spinach
February 16th, 2018, 02:18 AM
Shorthop over the inevitable fireball and ORA ORA?

Not in the Vat MU as Merk. What you want to do is microdrash/walk forward and be ready to block. The Vat in the article has vorpal so it's her turn 100% no matter what. Once Merk gets some good Shields in he can snag the next cycle and look for a CS EX grab and start running a gameplan from there or something. What's important here though is that Vat has no crystals up though so the situation isn't really that bas for Merk. If she fireballs he's in. It's the laser that he has to respond to but even that can be blocked on reaction. He could just dash up and 2a and it's a pretty fair situation. Neutral will neutral.

Mcjon01
February 16th, 2018, 02:38 AM
Thank god the day of presentations I wasn’t prepared for at all is over
Two hour English class -> Didn’t prepare shit
Half hour presentation -> Didn’t prepare shit
Traditional American game (what even is that lol) -> Grabbed some basketballs and winged it

Now it’s smooth sailing till I get blasted for Chinese New Years tomorrow

Spinach
February 16th, 2018, 02:41 AM
I wanna be like you, Mcjon.

hayate
February 16th, 2018, 07:21 AM
Thank god the day of presentations I wasn’t prepared for at all is over
Two hour English class -> Didn’t prepare shit
Half hour presentation -> Didn’t prepare shit
Traditional American game (what even is that lol) -> Grabbed some basketballs and winged it

Now it’s smooth sailing till I get blasted for Chinese New Years tomorrow

Ah, that reminded me of my high school days where my teacher in Physical Education was caught off guard when he saw that I know some things about Philippine Martial Arts. He started a demonstration with 2 bamboo sticks while I started with one in one hand and got serious with it.

Before we even knew it, we started a skirmish that went on for 4 minutes, never breaking rhythm and being on guard for all openings.

Snow
February 16th, 2018, 03:45 PM
Where is my Enjou AMV set to this song??? Oh yeah that's right he has like, three fans in total.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFBfQNXDQmg

Five_X
February 16th, 2018, 04:08 PM
Still more fans than, uh... Minori!

Arashi_Leonhart
February 16th, 2018, 04:09 PM
He has a lot of fans, they just prefer it when he shoots swords

Snow
February 16th, 2018, 04:18 PM
I prefer the kicking and screaming school of identity crisis more than the ooops guess I lost my hand nbd one.

Arashi_Leonhart
February 16th, 2018, 04:31 PM
redheaded teenager who has dad give him Important Dad Talk on back porch pulled into supernatural stuff by stoic woman with sword while probably being influenced by Human World Order loses left arm and tries to fight George Nakata with pure cussed willpower

honestly can't tell difference tbh

Snow
February 16th, 2018, 04:53 PM
Did you know Enjoe Tomoe and Kisaragi Jin shared a Japanese voice actor?

Zurvan
February 16th, 2018, 05:03 PM
964323431490703360

huh, well I'll be damned

Laserman
February 16th, 2018, 05:05 PM
Now you see, I knew it would have multiple parts, that last sentence though...

Arashi_Leonhart
February 16th, 2018, 05:13 PM
Did you know Enjoe Tomoe and Kisaragi Jin shared a Japanese voice actor?

yeah but the funnier bit is that he also voices Signum's weapon

so he encroaches on Sugiyama and Suwabe with the swords-that-shoot-things voices

SpoonyViking
February 16th, 2018, 05:23 PM
Enjou was cool. I only wish I knew what he meant by "I wish this spiral was a paradox".


964323431490703360

huh, well I'll be damned

What sad news!

Five_X
February 16th, 2018, 05:36 PM
964323431490703360

huh, well I'll be damned

That's... no longer abridged

SeiKeo
February 16th, 2018, 06:18 PM
Enjou was cool. I only wish I knew what he meant by "I wish this spiral was a paradox".

Super easy entry level: spiral i.e. his building i.e. his life, a paradox i.e. escapable

SpoonyViking
February 16th, 2018, 06:56 PM
Ok, makes sense, and I see how a paradoxical spiral is one that is escapable. What would be the full explanation, if you don't mind? I mean, is he drawing on some Taoist, Buddhist or general Japanese concept when saying that?

Arashi_Leonhart
February 16th, 2018, 07:04 PM
He's drawing on the fact that his journey in this movie was learning that he'd escaped one spiral but not really

Snow
February 16th, 2018, 07:49 PM
Okay but, bear in mind that number of Enjoe fans shouldn't go over my brownie production per person abilities for the meeting so that's like seven tops.

Skull
February 16th, 2018, 07:50 PM
Enjou was one of the better characters in KnK. <3

Mcjon01
February 16th, 2018, 08:50 PM
Thank god FGO came around to replace him with a better Tomoe

Mattias
February 16th, 2018, 09:43 PM
964323431490703360

huh, well I'll be damned

I kind of figured it was going to happen. Especially after Toei got pissed at them for that Dub shenanigans.

Maybe Takahata will bully the rest into doing Persona 4 afterwards.

LJ3
February 16th, 2018, 10:38 PM
yeah but the funnier bit is that he also voices Signum's weapon

so he encroaches on Sugiyama and Suwabe with the swords-that-shoot-things voices

Oh yeah, he was raised in Germany

SpoonyViking
February 16th, 2018, 11:14 PM
He's drawing on the fact that his journey in this movie was learning that he'd escaped one spiral but not really

But that's so straightforward! I was kind of expecting something more Nasu-ish.

SeiKeo
February 16th, 2018, 11:28 PM
https://i.imgur.com/0HyP3UH.png

You
February 16th, 2018, 11:37 PM
But that's so straightforward! I was kind of expecting something more Nasu-ish.
therefore "I wish this spiral was a paradox"

Mcjon01
February 17th, 2018, 12:13 AM
Just noticed that when Fujino is saying "itai" at the end of movie three, it's a play on "it hurts" and "I want to exist," pretty cool stuff!

Dullahan
February 17th, 2018, 12:21 AM
nah son she's actually saying 衣帯, she wants a costume change

Laserman
February 17th, 2018, 12:42 AM
I kind of figured it was going to happen. Especially after Toei got pissed at them for that Dub shenanigans.

Maybe Takahata will bully the rest into doing Persona 4 afterwards.
It's still such a shame, they've built themselves up from a group of friends to a real company and they might not be able to finish abridging the series that helped make that possible.

Sunara
February 17th, 2018, 04:39 AM
Whelp. My (chinese) new year started terribly. Should've bought those good luck charms....
Rest of the year currently screwed....
I need to get out of that toxic workplace...

Saiga
February 17th, 2018, 05:58 AM
So I forgot to mention one moment from my trip to Japan

Sitting in a Shinkansen, and realizing the young bloke next to me was watching hentai on his phone and masterbating

For a good leg of that trip I thought he was having a really hard time finding change

Nikiri
February 17th, 2018, 06:03 AM
:loading:

SpoonyViking
February 17th, 2018, 07:29 AM
Whelp. My (chinese) new year started terribly. Should've bought those good luck charms....
Rest of the year currently screwed....
I need to get out of that toxic workplace...

I'm sorry. Are your co-workers being the issue, or is it your employers?


therefore "I wish this spiral was a paradox"

Huh, point.


Just noticed that when Fujino is saying "itai" at the end of movie three, it's a play on "it hurts" and "I want to exist," pretty cool stuff!

It really is!


I kind of figured it was going to happen. Especially after Toei got pissed at them for that Dub shenanigans.

What dub shenanigans?

Bird of Hermes
February 17th, 2018, 09:44 AM
What dub shenanigans?
They haven't exactly gotten along, with nearly every single DBZA episode being taken down for "Copyright" at some point.

This and have been doing several other projects to branch out from their roots; Hellsing Ultimate, Final Fantasy 7 as well as an actual dub for a series coming out.

Laserman
February 17th, 2018, 11:53 AM
And despite all that, as they've said in that pinned tweet, they don't blame them. (I'm assuming all the "F Toei's" were said as a joke.)


So I forgot to mention one moment from my trip to Japan

Sitting in a Shinkansen, and realizing the young bloke next to me was watching hentai on his phone and masterbating

For a good leg of that trip I thought he was having a really hard time finding change
I can't believe someone would do that in a public place like a train. Sorry you had to see that.

I3uster
February 17th, 2018, 02:05 PM
today my colleague taught me how to flirt with customers without disturbing the workflow

thanks

canaki
February 17th, 2018, 02:06 PM
Remember the witch gathering tag that people mentioned here a few days ago?
I found a hilarious related tweet:
964117615357521921
"So a woman magus takes in a boy, the sole surviver of a village..." (Is this a witch gathering?)
"... and under the woman's teachings, the boy grows up to be a tough warrior..." (Must be a witch gathering)

"... then the grown up boy shoots down the plane the woman was on"
"[idk what the official TL for those lines were, insert Kerry screaming]"

Zurvan
February 17th, 2018, 02:10 PM
today my colleague taught me how to flirt with customers without disturbing the workflow

thanks

Dont keep these secrets from us
Sharing is caring

Nikiri
February 17th, 2018, 02:10 PM
oooooooh

Historia
February 17th, 2018, 02:26 PM
so


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

Zurvan
February 17th, 2018, 02:34 PM
a classic

Sunara
February 18th, 2018, 02:14 AM
I'm sorry. Are your co-workers being the issue, or is it your employers?
Employers sadly. My co-workers are awesome. And thanks.

Frostyvale
February 18th, 2018, 11:13 AM
Social signaling ITT

Mcjon01
February 18th, 2018, 11:31 AM
Hey guys I decided to give up on the Korean girl, she took home half a carton of unsalted McDonalds french fries to reheat and eat later and I'm afraid I just can't associate with a person who would do something like that

Honestly, deal breaker

Zurvan
February 18th, 2018, 11:35 AM
I'm not sure what's worse, having half a carton of McDonalds french fries, having half a carton of unsalted McDonalds french fries, or that she'll reheat it

Five_X
February 18th, 2018, 12:18 PM
Unsalted

That's not even human.

Nikiri
February 18th, 2018, 12:43 PM
m-maybe she has high BP, so she has to reduce salt intake

Mcjon01
February 18th, 2018, 12:47 PM
Actually it's because she got one order of fries that was too salty once years ago and has steadfastly refused to order them salted ever since because if Koreans are good at one thing it's holding a grudge against Japan

Frostyvale
February 18th, 2018, 02:39 PM
If I hadn't seen the kpop sig while mobile browsing I'd have thought the post was made by Frosty.

Drive down to Columbus and I can cook you a meal out of those things.

Snow
February 18th, 2018, 03:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgtVivlEpMg&amp;list=RDVgtVivlEpMg
when will your waifus

Historia
February 18th, 2018, 03:57 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMvjj002hJE

it will forever bother me that astolfo's fang is the same color as his skin

Spinach
February 18th, 2018, 04:57 PM
You ever nap just right?

I3uster
February 18th, 2018, 05:00 PM
wow youre still alive

Zurvan
February 18th, 2018, 05:28 PM
Has spin really ever truly been alive

Five_X
February 18th, 2018, 05:44 PM
You ever nap just right?

Not even once, ever, never.

just Beamu
February 18th, 2018, 05:56 PM
Does anybody here want in a discord server I made

Skull
February 18th, 2018, 06:17 PM
Does anybody here want in a discord server I made
What is this Discord server about?

Arashi_Leonhart
February 18th, 2018, 06:52 PM
You ever nap just right?

Yeah, one time I got home from uni for a three day weekend, I took a nap--it was 4 in the afternoon--and I woke up at 8:30 AM the next day. It was perfect.

just Beamu
February 18th, 2018, 06:53 PM
Nerdy chat
also i'll probably forget to give out to some people but

Arashi_Leonhart
February 18th, 2018, 07:46 PM
I just got a review on FFN angry that I wrote Fate Far Side with Shirou "NTRing away Shiki's harem and making Shiki look like a weakling at the end of one route, disgusting"

I wish they hadn't signed it as a guest, I'd totally friend them.

Spinach
February 18th, 2018, 08:06 PM
wow youre still alive

You've seen me posting jn reclamation, mate.


Has spin really ever truly been alive

I felt alive trying on women's underwear at Macy's last weekend.


Not even once, ever, never.

You are a corpse.


Does anybody here want in a discord server I made

If you create a custom Lolicon role for me I'll join your discord. Know that my presence ensures a communities prosperity when you review this offer.


Yeah, one time I got home from uni for a three day weekend, I took a nap--it was 4 in the afternoon--and I woke up at 8:30 AM the next day. It was perfect.

I take those all the time. Feelsgoodman.

- - - Updated - - -

Community's. Fuck off auto-correct

just Beamu
February 18th, 2018, 08:10 PM
If you create a custom Lolicon role for me I'll join your discord. Know that my presence ensures a communities prosperity when you review this offer.
it's against server law

Lianru
February 18th, 2018, 08:20 PM
If you create a custom Lolicon role for me I'll join your discord.

Disgusting

Spinach
February 18th, 2018, 08:21 PM
it's against server law

Your server is doomed.


Disgusting

: (

Snow
February 18th, 2018, 08:34 PM
Nabokov appreciator

just Beamu
February 18th, 2018, 09:33 PM
Your server is doomed.

1500 posts in like 3 hours
It's too powerful

SeiKeo
February 18th, 2018, 09:35 PM
sounds unreadable

just Beamu
February 18th, 2018, 09:42 PM
There are many channels so it's manageable if only paying attention to a few

Spinach
February 18th, 2018, 11:00 PM
Why are Polish girls so hot, fuck

Five_X
February 18th, 2018, 11:08 PM
That's too many capital letters to be a I3uster post, I'm not tricked.

the god of world-0
February 18th, 2018, 11:09 PM
spinach, is there anything you want to share with us?

Spinach
February 18th, 2018, 11:20 PM
I3uster wants to fuck Chinese girls with braces, I wanna take shots with a Polish bombshell.

And then take off my pants.

SeiKeo
February 18th, 2018, 11:27 PM
I feel discomforted.

Arashi_Leonhart
February 18th, 2018, 11:30 PM
I do too, why braces